MARK SCHIFF crazy road stories, classic road women, classic jokes, and eeeekkk it's a mouse!!
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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Harland has been on an absolute roll recently. Destroyed against David Lucas on kill Tony, demonstrated a master class in silliness on Joe Rogan, directed and starred in soon to be released movie, Wingman, and stole my beloved wife. He has achieved a level of creative flow unbeknownst to man, beast, and vegetable. Been watching since the beginning. You make us all happier, Harland, and brought me so much laughter on my darkest days. Please never stop ❤️
Humbled by your kind words. Thank you, bless you!!! H.
Well said 😂
Recently? You JUST discovered him... He's been like this since 1997. A legend. Don't disgrace him with the word "recently"
@@RM-ws2kwHarlands back like Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back." Hahahah
@@RM-ws2kw I recently saw your wife at Arbys
Harland, you killed it at the Tony show!!!! I laughed my ass off when you destroyed David Lucas 😂😂😂😂 HARLAND 2024 GUEST OF THE YEAR!!! All love, guy, keep it coming !!!!! ❤
Absolutely NO other highway needed for travel! LOVE THE SHOW!!!
Loved you on JRE. The tape worm bit was hilarious. I'm guessing that was a play on Joe taking Ivermectin (de-wormer)??? Thanks for sharing your Light with this world.🥰
Dude he rubbed every funny bone he could in Joe ...and Joe sat and screamed at Jamie...smh
@@BrennonGoforthComedy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Harland is the funniest man in the world right now he’s incredible. He’s smart he’s silly he’s goofy he’s dirty he’s clean he has it all.
Eyy!! Im the first viewer❤ Youve been killing it Harland 🙏🏻 Im loving seeing your success man, keep it up🔥🍻💪
51:10 “You’re Jewish? Am I?” 💀😂
This podcast is as good as Arby’s ❤️❤️
HARLAND SUPREMACY. AUSTIN DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM.
Just wanted to stop in say it was great watching you tapdance around Rogan like a cat playing with a mouse it just caught. Absolutely loved every minute of that 😂. You're the fkn best Harland!
I just went on Harlands website to check out the t-shirts but noticed that he authored a book titled "Garden hose time machine" and I completely lost it lmao
"What were they doing, having a muffin?" 🤣
this pod reminds me of Norm Mcdonald Live. u da man harl
'Have you ever been hit by a falling tree?'
Two ebonic maestros...
7:00 hahaha
So glad your getting some shine on KT, and that’s not a dig at David Lucas!
We love Harland
I love how you always start the podcast, like before the podcast starts, and as soon as the guest gets their headphones on the intro plays lmfao
best podcast rn fr
Never had a Crackbarrel meatloaf but I can some taste it now. 23:17. Thanks guys..
I AINT NEVER GONNA STOP RIDING THE HARLAND HIGHWAY
lets see what this pile of Schiff has to say
You know, 4 years ago, in the middle of Covid...I sold my house in Buffalo and moved to Maine. Half my people didn't even know Maine was a state. And they all said "Maine???.... why?"
Since moving here I've met 13 ppl from Buffalo NY. The secret is out.
What's the point, you say?
Harland has been comedy's best kept secret for 30 years. A comedians comedian. Now, everybody is on the Harland Highway. And though we may say "told ya so, ya peach cobbler fuck" and "Pffff you're 25 years late, my guy".. just know, we're glad you all finally made it to the Harland Highway. We're just pissed at the traffic.
Trend on, sweet angel butter eyes.
Is Harland the funniest person of all time? Asking for a friend.
It's outrageous ----he has the best guests. As far as comedy podcasts---it's this one and We Might Be Drunk as my top two.
Will someone show Schiff that the microphone can be moved?!
I would be honored to sit and riff with Harland just to see if I could keep up with him
If you ever get a chance to see Mark live, he crushes! Also, his book "Why Not" is great.
LOL @ THE HEADPHONES. Sensei Rogaine is gonna watch this and get triggered. The universe wills it. Love you Sensei Rogaine!!!
What ya order? Too freakin funny. I don't think Mark got that one.
"i was down at the amazon years ago" 'no way what'd ya order?' - WE DEMAND A MARK NORMAND VERSUS HARLAND WILLIAMS HIGHWAY PUN COMPETITION. ALSO E-40 NEEDS TO BE THE JUDGE AND HE NEEDS TO PLAY BIG PUN SONGS. Sweet. That's my final comment on this video. I promise.
My brother from a crazy mother was kicked out of beansnappers!!!! Fun time, he licked a boob, we left and got drunk across the street.
"On a median...not a Comedian...he's not that funny yet..." fell off my chair...
You need to have Nick Di Paolo on!!
I never actually realized how much of a big part of my childhood Harland was until the last year or so when I found this podcast and started realizing that he was in all my favorite movies from childhood through adulthood.
P.S. bring back Simon please😂
This podcast is awesome thanks Harland for the fun stories and comedy.
I wish i had a friend like you harland
Harland: one day I’ll have to explain to my kid that her beloved Bob also killed a horse in a Chapelle movie. Please advise, need help.
A lesson in 'never staying in one's lane'! Go for it everywhere!! Peace! H.
Harland Williams, destroyer of David Lucas, overall good guy.
I would just say, the guests' need to know how to talk into the mic. The sound is out of balance which makes it hard to listen without constantly messing around with volume.
I love my guy Harland! (Literally found him only hours ago on Kill Tony and Joe Rogan). I'm a 29F and this guy is fucking cracking me up. A national treasure. Thank you for the laughs my guy!
That 69 joke was the first dirty joke I ever heard about 30 years ago 😂
I was there at the UA-cam theater for the Kill Tony show and my God was it great. So glad I discovered this podcast and it’s awesome to see the resurgence Mr. Williams!
You should interview a cat next
I would actually enjoy that...or have fans call in to have Harland talk to lol there cats
I love you Harland, i hope i get to meet you one day so that i may return the gift of joy you so openly have offered us. God bless you Harl ❤.
This times 911
Its definitely way better to never meet your heros, especially when theyre comedians. Harland off camera is very very different
He’s straight
He’s straight
Hey guy, no offence to the Harl but his not my hero, his a brother. I see who Harland really is, if you know you know.
Excellent word choice with Patter,, wow, impressive Harland my guy 👍🧑🎓
Another great episode my guy!
1:01:47 "the ultimate setup" he is like a treasure of jokes 🤣
What's up Harland! Hope you're reading this... OK, thanks for reading this & wasting 10 seconds of your life. You're Awesome Keemosab & no I don't have cancer & yes I like wasabi.
Much love from an unknown comedian in Miami.
this was great. it seemed like it was such a short episode but only because it was so enjoyable. Mark is such a funny fellow. of course so is Harland.
I'm no psychiatrist but I can see the future.. 🔮 "Next week, Harland will use Pauly Shore as a human cereal bowl." I know what you're thinking.. 'is this guy cereal?'.. very.. very cereal.
You know, in the Wizard of Oz, Almira Gulch doesn't die, just the wicked witches. Dorothy is still gonna lose Toto. Too bad Miss Gulch isn't a crappybarrel.
I always think, he should have commissioned Ian Gillan for that intro, respectively. Nonetheless. Thanks for being the sacred clown Harland. Next to Mike David, no one gets me laughing like you can.
Pulling me out of a depression one show at a time
Harland bro you're a fucking legend. God damn you have been killing it on every podcast the past week or two.
If you ever wanna hear Gilbert,
Break character listen to old school Howard Stern when Jackie Laughs on Robin's news funniest stuff ever!
hmm I grew up in Appleton and Bean Snappers is a strip club about 6 miles outside of Appleton in an unincorporated farm town called Mackville. You'd have to be purposely going there for that. It's not like it's just in Appleton near a comedy club.
Hahlan Hahwah Pawcaaah my Guys
Lol every time I laugh
Non stop laughs on this one. Love that he can just play along perfectly!!! It is Comedy Gold!!! ❤
I heard you are a vegemite enjoyer Harland. I was eating vegemite practically everyday as a child. It's divine. We had lot's of good inventions.
If anyone hasn’t watched the latest kill Tony episode with Harland Williams you gotta go watch it cause he absolutely destroyed!!!
the guest sounds-a-like sir woody allen and his comedy was better than woody 💪😉 tnx sirs!
HARLAND SLAYING THE COMEDY STREETS
Hey Harland what was that Mr Kalijan video did you used to do Mr Kalijan videos in the 90s? I'd like to see footage of some of your very young comedy sketches and stuff.
Oh my lerrd I am the 420th like!!.. Perfect time for a romper stomper of a toke, hey guy?! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
The pods fun and all, but it kinda feels like its the old white guy hour with Harland williams. Weve had like five guests who arent old white comedians who constantly appear on a million other podcasts. Get the door guy, get a valet from a club, bring a waitress or table boy, bring someone who just started. This ancient collection of comedians is interesting, vut we've seen them.do.this song and dance on a trillion other shows for the past hundred years. Be the comedy podcast that doesnt follow the canned comedy podcast formula.
When Harland keeps trying the drink slurping when the guest doesn't react 😂😂
"Oh God, well you look a little dehydrated." *Camera glance for audience reaction*
I worked at a comedy club almost 20 years ago. Harland, Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson were filming in town and they showed up out nowhere. Harland was the funniest comedian on stage that night and everynight since.
Harlands hardcore sips crack me up every time. God bless you both.
As soon as I watched this I couldn't wait to listen to Walk on by, Dion Warwick, great song.
That 300lb catfish had to be from Kentucky Lake/LBL area.
I just need Harland’s microphone a *little* lower and that fish in the background has a funny eye
1:08:30 fisherman / philosopher set-up…exquisite.
The pun in infatuated as a latin word for overweight. Harland is a comic for the intelligent and the stupid at once. True embodiment of a jester archtype.
This podcast brings me so much joy. Sometimes I get really depressed and Harland's silly self always makes me laugh. The best comedy podcast. Please get Theo Von!
Same thought and feeling just a few says ago , really can change and pull me out of a bad place right when I need it
Try a street walker 👍 thank me later my guy!
@@KevonialJemonathoy Thank you
@@EsperLeon730 you’re gawk gawk welcome!
@@KevonialJemonathoy
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Step into my office. Why? Cause you're fuckin fired.
Just watch an episode of Las Vegas this one is titled things goes jump in the night. Harland do you remember this one? More cinnamon gum sir?
My wife’s mad me staying out late but I told her I’m listenining to the Harla haway podcaaa so she can get this pickle out here or wait. But I’m not going in until i take my exit off the harlaa hawayyy
This is great my guy 😂
Cajun intro is back let’s fucking GO!!
Be careful wishing that on people, Harland. A tree fell on my mom while she was sleeping in her bed and killed her.
I like how you only like half the people's comments as to piss the other half off. That's my guy
Harlan this may be your best podcast - Luv this Guy, my Guy :)
Two absolute legends of dad jokes, i don't know they ever move onto the next subject
Will you do something with Breuer?
Yeah enter a human ferret lookalike competition and come first and second place.
@@royeaston6067 lolol. Thats a damn good response hahaha
I really like you guys speaking about stepping on punchlines and having awareness of this... interesting stuff
I like the fish eye microphone ocular synchronicity joint
What’s happening with the side profile of mark?
A y o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o 👹
Ive been loving harlands podcaaa
Im not sure if you ever said this or not, did you draw all the xray cat sketches in freddy?
How's Dimitri, guy? Did Joe confiscate your celery after he yelled at you 😂
Love me some Haahhhlun Haaaahwey Paahhcaaaah
CanTin America cracks me up every time he restarts the pod.
That's methed up talking about all that crack!
Harland, what’s the square root of 69?
I didn’t know horses could do math 😂😂😂
Oh you look a little dehydrated and the looks. Classic
Beansnappers still exists for the record
I can definitely take 68 more of these…
Mark is aggressively old & crusty
I would call you Harl and the Schiffer
Every sluuuurrrp. Makes my ear buds crackle
Power sip I meant. My bad
“Wow your mother had harpees?”Lmaooo 😂