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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2024

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  • @entitledduck9388
    @entitledduck9388 4 роки тому +2670

    When that nurse was taken by that ‘ghost’ it was probably because she thought ‘Luca/Albert’ was an average player. The ghost was probably a high rank taking her away from ruining the video. ( the HR knew it was Albert because they had arranged for him to make a video about their game.)

    • @Eric-go2fd
      @Eric-go2fd 4 роки тому +121

      entitled duck That makes a lot of sense lol

    • @noahstalgic
      @noahstalgic 4 роки тому +90

      That was probably Valindra

    • @wlwyuno
      @wlwyuno 4 роки тому +62

      @@noahstalgic It's not valindra i think, It was probably the pink haired nurse

    • @gossipgirl7978
      @gossipgirl7978 4 роки тому +16

      Time stamp???

    • @sharkpawsu
      @sharkpawsu 4 роки тому +45

      It was a nurse that took her. It just glitched I think bc I play this game and there is no ghost lol

  • @sir_paranoia
    @sir_paranoia 5 років тому +5578

    I laughed _a bit_ to hard at the Japanese Couple.
    *I couldn't handle that Brotha.*

    • @njtime4480
      @njtime4480 5 років тому +21

      They fade up of their child who they raise to be man for world not for sin

    • @eynition6673
      @eynition6673 5 років тому +6

      K

    • @lilian1960
      @lilian1960 5 років тому +17

      My dad always says brotha, whats up with that

    • @shayvfx
      @shayvfx 5 років тому +56

      *Waves in Japanese*

    • @meilikesthemoon5457
      @meilikesthemoon5457 5 років тому +3

      Ikr

  • @ClementDay
    @ClementDay 5 років тому +3042

    Yamaha: *crying eyes out*
    Albert: HE’S HOT

    • @dzul4680
      @dzul4680 5 років тому +7

      Yamaha*

    • @ClementDay
      @ClementDay 5 років тому +12

      @evdialyte
      *I fixed it for you...*

    • @ClementDay
      @ClementDay 5 років тому +2

      @Steamboat Willie
      *Beautiful...*

    • @daniellumene3191
      @daniellumene3191 4 роки тому +10

      Albert should had said "OH NO HE'S HOT"

    • @peoplebro_1294
      @peoplebro_1294 4 роки тому +6

      Yamaha Yamaha Yamaha Yamaha Yamaha

  • @Notheare
    @Notheare 2 роки тому +511

    the fact this is what the game is usually like and people just make their own stories is great

  • @dramaticapokalypsis
    @dramaticapokalypsis 3 роки тому +1773

    “Hey Siri, is it possible to run in Japanese?”

    • @ajmaqs
      @ajmaqs 3 роки тому +107

      "...I do not understand, can you please rephrase that?"

    • @hakka1367
      @hakka1367 3 роки тому +32

      Ah! Yes there is a possibility that you can run in Japanese ok oh my! Is that a dog it is very cute -sees a ugly rat- oh my!

    • @geralddavis9068
      @geralddavis9068 3 роки тому +21

      Siri:'No but yes'

    • @muffinkitty_meow5991
      @muffinkitty_meow5991 3 роки тому +2

      ;~;

    • @-rainingrose-2784
      @-rainingrose-2784 3 роки тому +9

      @@hakka1367 Soy cute!

  • @yourstrulycam
    @yourstrulycam 4 роки тому +545

    The alarms means there is too many cannibals, and the room they took you into when the alarm was going on was the bunker, they use it when many players become cannibals.

    • @xuanorphic
      @xuanorphic 3 роки тому +29

      If that happens, do not go out
      Bunker: NOT SAFE, on many occasions, someone turns in it and attacks everyone. NO ESCAPE

    • @porkythepig6461
      @porkythepig6461 2 роки тому +4

      I have never seen one of them before in game.

  • @koutrge9031
    @koutrge9031 4 роки тому +474

    "I mean the path is pretty *straight*-foward,"
    *I see what you did there.*

    • @echothesquidsplatoon2594
      @echothesquidsplatoon2594 4 роки тому +7

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE-

    • @chrisnheathermiller3391
      @chrisnheathermiller3391 4 роки тому +4

      I didn't think that you had any profile picture for UA-cam but then I looked closer to your profile and saw it was just a white profile xDDDD!!!!!!!

    • @user-ec6ue8jy7p
      @user-ec6ue8jy7p 4 роки тому

      OMG it played as soon as I read this so I read along

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 роки тому +1

      Dude I thought the same thing

    • @lenivys
      @lenivys 4 роки тому

      I'm not the only one lol

  • @Kaneinthefuture
    @Kaneinthefuture 7 місяців тому +289

    4 years later ts is still funny as hell😭

  • @crrystalll
    @crrystalll 3 роки тому +3635

    “stop trolling like Albert”
    Albert: 👁👄👁

    • @trickydrip2239
      @trickydrip2239 3 роки тому +35

      @Dash McMilne no momma

    • @uglyrat1352
      @uglyrat1352 3 роки тому +20

      @Dash McMilne No grammar.*

    • @mariier40
      @mariier40 3 роки тому +14

      @Dash McMilne Why do you bully me?*

    • @mariier40
      @mariier40 3 роки тому +6

      @@Concerninguser yes

    • @LifeForAioki
      @LifeForAioki 3 роки тому +7

      @@mariier40 Why are you bullying me?* That was the correct , correction.

  • @a.1xxaa
    @a.1xxaa 5 років тому +388

    I love that Albert makes serious things less serious
    This is why he’s my favorite UA-camr
    Edit: Thank you so much for the likes everyone!

  • @girl27278
    @girl27278 5 років тому +692

    "stop trolling like albert"
    translation: "stop trolling like yourself" // "stop being yourself"

  • @maya-rv8uy
    @maya-rv8uy 2 роки тому +901

    this is such a well made horror game, im sad it’s not getting as much attention as it used to.

    • @MothEsque
      @MothEsque Рік тому +40

      The creator is uhhh

    • @SaladMcNuggets
      @SaladMcNuggets Рік тому

      The creator is insanely racist, there is proof under her wiki page 😶

    • @CAMlS_GL4M
      @CAMlS_GL4M Рік тому +13

      @@MothEsqueinteresting 🤑

    • @jsndakjfn
      @jsndakjfn Рік тому +2

      @@MothEsqueis what?

    • @ttweekerzz
      @ttweekerzz Рік тому +111

      the creators racist and islamphobic and the game basically ripped off eden orphanage , which is way better and not problematic.i used to love de pride isle but im so happy its finally dying.

  • @junyah4152
    @junyah4152 5 років тому +2147

    Albert: **says he has stage fright**
    Me: **has flashbacks of when he sang “call me maybe” at his school**

  • @roblox_myths6223
    @roblox_myths6223 5 років тому +670

    The five things Albert knows about this game:
    *One: Cannibals*
    *Two: Cannibals*
    *Three: Cannibals*
    *Four: Cannibals*
    *And Five, the most important one: Cannibals*

  • @faithlandry411
    @faithlandry411 4 роки тому +2445

    No one:
    The girl laying on the ground: “I FeLL bEcAuSe Of ThE hIgH hEeL!”

    • @si-ml1dg
      @si-ml1dg 4 роки тому +36

      -giggles-

    • @faithlandry411
      @faithlandry411 4 роки тому +9

      BoredFIower O-o

    • @kerrycottrell638
      @kerrycottrell638 4 роки тому +7

      Faith Landry her name is Yamaha

    • @faithlandry411
      @faithlandry411 4 роки тому +12

      Kerry Cottrell ? No? I wasn’t talking about her lmao

    • @si-ml1dg
      @si-ml1dg 4 роки тому +2

      @@kerrycottrell638 That's not true!

  • @ggm6120
    @ggm6120 2 роки тому +81

    15:41 i have never heard Albert laugh in such a wholesome way

  • @ericaleurck7652
    @ericaleurck7652 5 років тому +566

    -sneezes cutly in Japanese-
    'aH!"
    "mY jApaNeSE hEeLs aRE kiLliNg mE!"
    -grunts in agreement in japanese-

    • @garcelleo8372
      @garcelleo8372 4 роки тому +16

      *FoLlOw Me DeAr*
      **FlIeS aWaY**

    • @tassunami4574
      @tassunami4574 4 роки тому +4

      -chokes cutely on Japanese noodles-
      "aH!"
      -sneezes Japanese noodles out cutely-
      "hUhU!"

    • @user-tr3jw1df6q
      @user-tr3jw1df6q 3 роки тому +2

      @@tassunami4574 😂

  • @randaku2649
    @randaku2649 4 роки тому +1875

    “I think i’m getting another one of those annoying blurs”
    That’s a seizure Albert.

  • @Willow007c
    @Willow007c 4 роки тому +759

    Albert: “is that her son?! *he’s hot* “

  • @psychicgh05t
    @psychicgh05t Рік тому +16

    man watching this video is flooding me w memories of playing this game back in 2020. the weird cave youre in when you enter the game, the boat with the lgbt flag, the weird extra way everyone speaks in, the door entrance, the twitching, the dorms. im just 8 minutes into the video and i already feel like im taking a time capsule down to 2020 when people were actually playing this game. man.

  • @There_is_a_duck_in_my_home
    @There_is_a_duck_in_my_home 5 років тому +10330

    Me when the teacher calls on me and I don’t know the answer: “Wi can has can, wi can has now!”

    • @albertaboggs1555
      @albertaboggs1555 5 років тому +330

      Duck Nvm

    • @eliserss9179
      @eliserss9179 5 років тому +473

      wow you got hearted

    • @UnbeltedCake929
      @UnbeltedCake929 5 років тому +492

      DONT EDIT YOUR COMMENT OR ELSE HIS HEART WILL DISSAPEAR

    • @mefameyoulame3511
      @mefameyoulame3511 5 років тому +247

      Wi cant has can heart but u can had can heart

    • @supreme3542
      @supreme3542 5 років тому +88

      NonstalgiaMinecraftLover i have done that and learned the hard way....

  • @peepeepoopoo6381
    @peepeepoopoo6381 4 роки тому +2244

    - SEES -
    Ah! A local scrolling through the comments! Oh my!

  • @Lucifixation
    @Lucifixation 4 роки тому +473

    The fact that me and my best friend both talk like “i-“ “SEES” “looks” “is joked” “stares at” and we haven’t even heard of these people

    • @dioisamazing9523
      @dioisamazing9523 4 роки тому +6

      R E D R O S E S she or he must have played the soy game -glares-

    • @target7700
      @target7700 4 роки тому +3

      My group tho ah!

    • @sunny-kx8sn
      @sunny-kx8sn 4 роки тому +5

      Roleplay?

    • @Emily.Russell
      @Emily.Russell 4 роки тому +3

      My friends do the same thing and they do it to make me laugh

    • @hHhHhH25228
      @hHhHhH25228 4 роки тому +1

      LOL THAT IS CRAZY

  • @llamastew3741
    @llamastew3741 2 роки тому +560

    Chapters
    Pre-text 0:00
    Chapter 1: The History of The Sanatorium 0:09
    Chapter 2: Voyaging for Vacation 0:45
    Chapter 3: Madam, Man, Movement, Murder. 2:08
    Chapter 4: The Lost Son… Daughter? 4:35
    Chapter 5: The Kidnapping Kid of The Cannibals 5:55

  • @haleighh2275
    @haleighh2275 3 роки тому +726

    "this game is very accepting"
    Japense couple: "Do you know where the gay facility is?" "Our son is a dishonor"
    I have never seen anything more accepting then this game.

  • @Avrelianvs
    @Avrelianvs 4 роки тому +519

    *_The Nurses Straight up said "Today we're eating alb- I mean flamingo!"_*

  • @sangwoosbasement1374
    @sangwoosbasement1374 5 років тому +853

    “Stop trolling like albert”
    Little does he know-

    • @paintedlilac9868
      @paintedlilac9868 5 років тому +6

      Luca...is albert....

    • @kkulbear8675
      @kkulbear8675 5 років тому +12

      @@paintedlilac9868 oh god... forgive me, r/wooosh

    • @allsans8195
      @allsans8195 5 років тому +3

      get noob idiot

    • @xxr0s3_s4nxx6
      @xxr0s3_s4nxx6 5 років тому +1

      Amelia Stasiak I like your profile pic!BTS~!

    • @zoz7552
      @zoz7552 5 років тому

      This is a train wreck

  • @NicholasAllen333
    @NicholasAllen333 Рік тому +73

    When you get to see how supportive Albert is, and it's the most sweetest thing.

  • @aceytriksj7830
    @aceytriksj7830 3 роки тому +1296

    Albert performing for highschool talent show: *takes shirt off and looks like he's not stage frightened*
    Albert performing in a video-game: *is nervous*

    • @anime-fightingsimulatorlol1188
      @anime-fightingsimulatorlol1188 3 роки тому +18

      hey i just met you and this is crazy
      but i just bit you
      and i have rabies

    • @Spazticious9591
      @Spazticious9591 3 роки тому +50

      The younger somebody is the less maturity they have, meaning he could have just thought that it looked cool and didnt get scared.

    • @thevhssystembackup973
      @thevhssystembackup973 2 роки тому +7

      @@Spazticious9591 true

    • @susanbuchan1050
      @susanbuchan1050 2 роки тому +1

      Iusisie88e
      Isisiis iaiai iaiiaiai

    • @balleater1000
      @balleater1000 2 роки тому +3

      @@susanbuchan1050 So true

  • @RealVoidyz
    @RealVoidyz 5 років тому +391

    Sees Divine sister group
    **Vietnam war flashbacks**

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy 5 років тому +11

      *flashbacks of greenlegocats investigating the old games of this group*

    • @おやすみ-e9h
      @おやすみ-e9h 5 років тому +3

      Lauren bell no one cares

    • @SamuelPlaysGames
      @SamuelPlaysGames 5 років тому

      I hate you

    • @shayvfx
      @shayvfx 5 років тому

      Why tho

    • @kie.sjaz.
      @kie.sjaz. 5 років тому

      Seeing the word "sister" just reminds me of James Charles bc of "HEY SISTERSSSSS"

  • @angelicdevil6489
    @angelicdevil6489 3 роки тому +3531

    I love how Albert at one point said “You should be accepting of your…” and paused, thinking about his words. “-child.”
    For clarification, Albert was confused and thought the nurse (a trans woman) was a trans man because of the parents and used He/Him for her. Albert is accepting of transgender people, but was confused.
    I find Albert as very LGBTQ-friendly.

  • @xxthat.furryxx240
    @xxthat.furryxx240 2 роки тому +159

    I love how he accepts everyone . This is why I love Albert

    • @ryzengabrielle0727
      @ryzengabrielle0727 Рік тому

      OMG

    • @KitYippee
      @KitYippee Рік тому +14

      I love even more how he tried to be accepting by calling their trans daughter “child” instead of “son”, and then accidentally misgendered her the rest of the video.

    • @INTERNETPOKEMON
      @INTERNETPOKEMON 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@KitYippeethat's just Albert, 👍

  • @cici-tl9kq
    @cici-tl9kq 5 років тому +308

    Some tips for anyone.
    1: *make sure to save up food for the night, i always have at least one bite from breakfast and dinner and then save it. you can also ask for tea, and get a melon.*
    2: *don't share dorms with people whose avatar is black, they might be trying to hide the blood that gets on their face.*
    3: *make sure to only have a few people in your dorm, which you trust all of them.*
    4: *when you're in your dorm at night make sure the lock is facing upwards, and make sure to not hold your candles. cannibals may try to glitch in.*
    5: *if you don't want to be a cannibal, go to lecture hall and ask for holy water (while sitting down.) it removes 2 of your previous blurs. (may or may not be true, i heard it from someone in my game.)*
    6: *if you're a cannibal at night, you should go to the corner of the room and make sure no nurses see you roaming halls. they will put you in isolation...*
    7: *make sure to always wear uniform or you won't be fed. (unless you say the uniform room is closed.)*
    8: *if you are starving to death always ask a nurse! i have a lot and they always give me food straight away.*
    9: *special mixture can be bought at the spoiled food cart thing... it puts you a stage ahead to being a cannibal. sadly, the nurses don't give it out. it can be bought for like 60-100 robux?*
    10: *being a cannibal takes 6 blurs. i heard that takes around 2/1 ingame days.*
    hope these helped!! this is all i know.

    • @domino2786
      @domino2786 5 років тому +9

      Most of the time, being a cannibal takes about 1 in game day. Thank you for the tips! :D

    • @cici-tl9kq
      @cici-tl9kq 5 років тому +1

      @@domino2786 no problem! thank you for correcting me :D

    • @domino2786
      @domino2786 5 років тому +1

      Cyarrah You’re welcome! :D

    • @wintersnowlol3750
      @wintersnowlol3750 5 років тому

      Ok

    • @pillowsoftie8901
      @pillowsoftie8901 5 років тому +3

      This comment deserves more likes

  • @hissimasnake5788
    @hissimasnake5788 4 роки тому +268

    Staff have to act as if there was nothing about death. They pretend nothing happens. (I’m a staff there)

    • @k444ng
      @k444ng 4 роки тому +14

      How does one become a staff there?

    • @hissimasnake5788
      @hissimasnake5788 4 роки тому +14

      @drungomulfboy Applications or the gamepass!

    • @hissimasnake5788
      @hissimasnake5788 4 роки тому +20

      It’s not a cult, basically people act as if we are, it’s sort of annoying but it’s okay. It’s really just a group of nurses who work together.

    • @MothEsque
      @MothEsque 4 роки тому +2

      @@hissimasnake5788 or so you say....lol

    • @liadayz7646
      @liadayz7646 4 роки тому +1

      Are you able to give me a rank? Lol if you Can my username is BOIBYE_101

  • @sthetic4643
    @sthetic4643 5 років тому +290

    5:45 ‘follow me dear!’
    *starts floating away*

  • @emz1008
    @emz1008 2 роки тому +49

    I used to play this game a lot. The people there were really strange other than me and 2 other friends i made. At night we would try to figure out what was going through everyones minds. It was honestly scary and intimadating with all the tall nurse ladies.

  • @kateanimates1268
    @kateanimates1268 3 роки тому +357

    I love how Albert didn’t even notice that Valindra herself was in-game

  • @Merec_H
    @Merec_H 5 років тому +699

    Some dude: *Dies*
    Everybody in the lobby: *S E E S*

  • @ayeezekrom8469
    @ayeezekrom8469 Рік тому +24

    It brings a tear to my eye whenever I watch these old videos, makes me wish he was still here with us.

  • @yantimarina
    @yantimarina 5 років тому +155

    "i have stage frights"
    *flashbacks to call me maybe performance*

  • @olivinator69
    @olivinator69 4 роки тому +743

    18:40 "stop trolling like Albert"
    little did they know..

  • @jesusmorelikedeeznuts6713
    @jesusmorelikedeeznuts6713 5 років тому +674

    Albert : *drools*
    Also Albert : *”I HATE MYSELF”*

  • @thatbookreader427
    @thatbookreader427 2 роки тому +35

    I love when Albert freaks out about pressure, but it doesn’t look bad from our point of view 😂
    Have a good day y’all :D

  • @taintedgrl
    @taintedgrl 5 років тому +722

    albert: sings ‘call me maybe’ on stage.
    also albert: has stage fright on a roblox game-
    😳😳

    • @sadiesstuff8280
      @sadiesstuff8280 5 років тому +23

      Lol that clip was funny

    • @callmek4154
      @callmek4154 5 років тому +4

      Yikes

    • @ILikeTaaacos
      @ILikeTaaacos 5 років тому +3

      Did u get this from my comment don’t take this as hate but tell me cuz I only got 2 likes

    • @nolarix3106
      @nolarix3106 5 років тому +7

      albert: strips down on stage while singing call me maybe, money being thrown on him
      also albert: nervous to talk to other people in a roblox game

    • @taintedgrl
      @taintedgrl 5 років тому

      Yeet Life -what.

  • @fayzarri8932
    @fayzarri8932 4 роки тому +613

    The guy who sayed "don't troll like Albert" will be so surprised when he sees this video

  • @ElysianRealms.
    @ElysianRealms. 3 роки тому +724

    As a Divine Nurse, I found it funny when he was surprised when he saw ze patients acting like normal.
    Teehee, don't let the bed bugs bite.

    • @sariahsvhs
      @sariahsvhs 3 роки тому +17

      TEEHEE

    • @Neimen_hei
      @Neimen_hei 3 роки тому +24

      Ah! I am also a prestigious nurse! - Giggles -

    • @Your-Average-Nerd
      @Your-Average-Nerd 3 роки тому +23

      You so lucky!
      When I tried to do ze application, I didn’t realize it was closed!
      Soy unlucky.

    • @Neimen_hei
      @Neimen_hei 3 роки тому +14

      @@Your-Average-Nerd Just wait till next month darling! Can't wait to meet you! ^^

    • @raisacardosoalmofrey2691
      @raisacardosoalmofrey2691 3 роки тому +8

      Divine nurse = demons lol

  • @emmyrabies36
    @emmyrabies36 11 місяців тому +20

    Albert being so friendly to LGBTQ makes me so happy, and this is why he is one of my favorite creators.

  • @spookholic
    @spookholic 4 роки тому +345

    omg, I absolutely miss this de pride, I used to be an absolute legend when it came to being a cannibal. now its just dumb spiders and not really worth playing anymore

    • @lananikolajevic5219
      @lananikolajevic5219 3 роки тому +16

      Yea,spiders are boring

    • @iforgor2402
      @iforgor2402 3 роки тому +27

      So yeah it’s losing fame.

    • @ajmaqs
      @ajmaqs 3 роки тому +21

      What was it like before the spiders? I never played it before and I kinda wanna play it now to experience what it is like.

    • @imcat3043
      @imcat3043 3 роки тому +3

      play some gaymoria copies or some qweerial games

    • @hanabanana7041
      @hanabanana7041 3 роки тому +9

      How are the spiders boring..? Just asking i personally think its fine and even more creepy

  • @mandellusive
    @mandellusive 4 роки тому +586

    6:32 “you should accept your s- child!” Okay, that hit different, I actually loved that part :)

  • @Hannah-uc8qq
    @Hannah-uc8qq 5 років тому +129

    This is like the 800th time i’ve watched the one guy say "yes everyone panic do not calm down"

  • @blurry1467
    @blurry1467 2 роки тому +30

    2:40" My Japanese heels are hurting me"
    Runs in Japanese ~

  • @zethyroo
    @zethyroo 5 років тому +1518

    no one:
    not even a single soul:
    the people playing the game: *ah!*

  • @craybros1970
    @craybros1970 5 років тому +583

    Lady:"WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY SON!?!?!?!"
    no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Albert: "Your son is hot"

  • @ChezAnimates
    @ChezAnimates 4 роки тому +781

    When something dramatic happens in the room...
    Everybody: -SEES-

  • @katsukibakugou5463
    @katsukibakugou5463 2 роки тому +23

    The fact that soy in Spanish means I am makes it so much funnier when Albert said soy scary 🤣

  • @galliethekindgirl2683
    @galliethekindgirl2683 4 роки тому +501

    are we gonna ignore the husband insulted his wife’s cooking at the start

    • @devss4982
      @devss4982 4 роки тому +3

      Yep

    • @devss4982
      @devss4982 4 роки тому +2

      (Rude club)

    • @fanofalmosteverything4658
      @fanofalmosteverything4658 4 роки тому +8

      Mhm Yamaha doesn't even care either also i tried looking up where Yamaha came from but it only showed roblox and some
      weird car motorcycle thing

    • @plasmakid_gaming8605
      @plasmakid_gaming8605 4 роки тому

      nope

    • @apersontvt5089
      @apersontvt5089 4 роки тому +3

      @Sophie Solter Yamaha doesn’t exist it’s an person undercover as Yamaha

  • @maireehxneybee_9632
    @maireehxneybee_9632 4 роки тому +531

    Valindra, the creator, was in the game with Albert. Ah! Soy cool!

    • @Kethurism.
      @Kethurism. 4 роки тому +8

      Roze Ashlyn Jesus her channel is Devine sister and Jesus I’m never watching this again by that I mean the vid and Devine sister

    • @delighyt
      @delighyt 4 роки тому +1

      ew

    • @onceinalifetime688
      @onceinalifetime688 4 роки тому +11

      Why ew??

    • @delighyt
      @delighyt 4 роки тому +10

      @@onceinalifetime688 idk I was supposed to type "wew"

    • @artshadow2110
      @artshadow2110 4 роки тому +5

      Roze Ashlyn Ah! -sees- soy cool!

  • @adamkaltenbach7696
    @adamkaltenbach7696 5 років тому +431

    **giggles**
    “Wait a second”
    **giggles**
    _”those are people”_

  • @mittensmaxmavi
    @mittensmaxmavi Рік тому +6

    I always come back to this video because of the length; and the content, it’s one of his best videos and I love listening to it for 22 minutes compared to the usual 8-10.❤❤

  • @bd_rse5197
    @bd_rse5197 4 роки тому +913

    “Where is my son?”
    Me: “That sound familiar”
    Albert a couple years ago:
    “Can you help me find my son? His name is Samuel.”

    • @oxjulxo
      @oxjulxo 4 роки тому +17

      a l b e r t s s t u f f

    • @frostbite2499
      @frostbite2499 4 роки тому +12

      You just gave me memories

    • @roro0890
      @roro0890 4 роки тому +9

      omg memories

    • @sadhbh09
      @sadhbh09 4 роки тому +5

      NaStOlgIa- I cant spell

    • @itsyum
      @itsyum 4 роки тому +5

      The memories 😔😔

  • @TheLegend-ip8oq
    @TheLegend-ip8oq 5 років тому +1336

    No one:
    “Runs in Japanese”

  • @okcontent7525
    @okcontent7525 5 років тому +279

    Albert: Post videos on UA-cam for thousands to see everyday
    Also Albert: Gets stage fright in front of people in a game

    • @kyburz2008
      @kyburz2008 5 років тому +11

      Ok Content he also pretended to strip in highschool

    • @SliceyBunny
      @SliceyBunny 5 років тому +6

      It is strange considering the amount of patients that always volunteer for story time. "ME! ME! PICK ME!"

    • @morgolig6095
      @morgolig6095 5 років тому +5

      Well he can edit videos.
      He can’t edit speeches.
      But either way.
      He’s amazing.

    • @okcontent7525
      @okcontent7525 5 років тому +2

      Rodo Alejo y u bullie me

    • @aqsyxh9571
      @aqsyxh9571 5 років тому +1

      @@morgolig6095 he doesnt edit his videos he has editors

  • @cheshirevince7127
    @cheshirevince7127 2 роки тому +5

    Why do I love this video so much, it's enjoyable yet so chaotic

  • @user-ox8vf3vv9b
    @user-ox8vf3vv9b 5 років тому +210

    Game: incorporates lgbtq
    Albert: c a n n i b a l s

    • @spudsky100
      @spudsky100 5 років тому

      So true

    • @jajekbonk
      @jajekbonk 5 років тому +5

      spudsky100 it’s soy

    • @Ratsauce
      @Ratsauce 5 років тому +5

      ―𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚞𝚜𝚝.𝚝𝚡𝚝
      🅧 Doubt

    • @lily9303
      @lily9303 5 років тому

      danGanronPA??

    • @spudsky100
      @spudsky100 5 років тому

      @@jajekbonk Oh, sorry *soy* true

  • @Jackie-vh8kr
    @Jackie-vh8kr 3 роки тому +823

    PLEASE THE FLYING WOMEN I CAN’T 😭😭

    • @mexicanofr7762
      @mexicanofr7762 3 роки тому +13

      SAMEEE LAMOOO 😭😭😭😭

    • @Jackie-vh8kr
      @Jackie-vh8kr 3 роки тому +6

      @@mexicanofr7762 😭😭😭

    • @iiminders
      @iiminders 3 роки тому +6

      She’s a nurse. That’s my partner LMAOO-

    • @Veehartee
      @Veehartee 3 роки тому +4

      @@iiminders What happened to her ;-;

    • @Addie-e
      @Addie-e 3 роки тому +4

      Omg same LOL

  • @GommaBomma
    @GommaBomma 5 років тому +406

    Everyone: -sees-
    Albert: We can has can, we can has now.

  • @umyaya
    @umyaya 8 місяців тому +9

    i miss these videos so badly

  • @w.o5977
    @w.o5977 5 років тому +63

    "Where is my son...!?"
    Anyone else get intense Samuel flashbacks?

  • @girlycanttalk2026
    @girlycanttalk2026 4 роки тому +225

    Can we take a moment to appreciate that guy who picked Albert up when the cannibals were all around?

    • @alexbag2610
      @alexbag2610 3 роки тому +1

      Yes we can XD

    • @svuxh
      @svuxh 2 роки тому +3

      my true father figure 🤪

    • @Pigeon683
      @Pigeon683 Рік тому +1

      you mean subaru?

  • @Saki0106
    @Saki0106 3 роки тому +855

    As a Japanese person myself, my mother told me that there are a lot of people in the LBGTQ+ community. Of course there are some homo-phobes. But Japan isn't always like this. Thanks : ]

  • @FolixsStuff
    @FolixsStuff 9 місяців тому +3

    Four years later, I finally realize Subaru is a car company.

  • @hdjwkianfbwj2805
    @hdjwkianfbwj2805 4 роки тому +154

    11:43
    Disappointed he didn’t make a Samuel reference
    “HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?! HIS NAME IS SAMUEL!”

    • @alyssastro7138
      @alyssastro7138 4 роки тому +8

      He can't. That's an Albert's stuff joke, and he doesn't want to have the reputation his old account had. Or his channel could get permanently demonized like his old account.

    • @Bunnixie_Ashii
      @Bunnixie_Ashii 4 роки тому

      *-TiFfAnY mAyUmi-*

    • @Bunnixie_Ashii
      @Bunnixie_Ashii 4 роки тому +2

      @@alyssastro7138 aww dang that's sad..

    • @alyssastro7138
      @alyssastro7138 4 роки тому +3

      @@Bunnixie_Ashii Yeah, but you can't really blame him. He said he plans on doing UA-cam for a long time, so he has to be careful to still be able to have an income.

    • @Bunnixie_Ashii
      @Bunnixie_Ashii 4 роки тому +2

      @@alyssastro7138 well its okay, he's still funny even without he's old references uwu I still appreciate him

  • @reenahahaa
    @reenahahaa 3 роки тому +772

    The people there: -sees-
    Albert: *has a heart attack*

    • @FunesRiyadh
      @FunesRiyadh 3 роки тому +8

      Imagine typing in chat -sees- every time you look anywhere..

    • @SilverTermina
      @SilverTermina 3 роки тому +6

      Heart attack in Japanese

    • @scagfan
      @scagfan 3 роки тому +5

      -SEES-

    • @jimmyseit934
      @jimmyseit934 3 роки тому +7

      ShEeR HeArT AtTaCk

    • @Lumine15
      @Lumine15 3 роки тому +1

      OwO

  • @cobwebbz
    @cobwebbz 5 років тому +350

    Me: *breathes in Japanese*
    Everyone: “omg you speak Spanish?”

    • @thisishell5462
      @thisishell5462 5 років тому +3

      Jasmine Edits lol

    • @PressedRoses
      @PressedRoses 5 років тому +2

      Me: says Russian word
      People: “omg you can speak Russian??”
      Me: “I said nein. Literally the easiest word”

    • @chocolatecake8274
      @chocolatecake8274 5 років тому +1

      Servers Down that was not funny, sry

    • @PressedRoses
      @PressedRoses 5 років тому +2

      泡泡茶bubble tea
      Who said I was making a joke

    • @chocolatecake8274
      @chocolatecake8274 5 років тому +1

      Servers Down it was interesting then.

  • @rainbowpuke2796
    @rainbowpuke2796 2 роки тому +3

    “Stop trolling like albert” Albert: little does he now 😈😈😈😈

  • @drxmynights7203
    @drxmynights7203 4 роки тому +551

    [TIPS]
    1- When you have a blur type “-blur-“
    2- Call the nurses Sister or Nurse
    3- After you get dinner go to a dorm.
    4- Never trust ANYONE except the nurses
    5- Wear an avatar mask (for the new update)
    That is all I know as a nurse there.
    Edit: There are no more cannibals there are ills (spiders) now.

    • @mcxlii
      @mcxlii 4 роки тому +52

      Are you a nurse there? How cool! Can you tell me about your experiences and what you do? How does the ranking system works?

    • @kamiak1249
      @kamiak1249 4 роки тому +18

      Why an avatar mask?

    • @lotus5770
      @lotus5770 4 роки тому +31

      @@kamiak1249Corona Virus dear!

    • @kamiak1249
      @kamiak1249 4 роки тому +11

      Katherine Patalano oooooh, ok thanks!

    • @aysimasil6843
      @aysimasil6843 4 роки тому +12

      But why Do we need to Type -blurr- when you get one??

  • @haz8982
    @haz8982 5 років тому +335

    Soy scary
    Albert:Fainted
    People:-SEES-
    Other people:-SEES-
    More other people:-SEES-

  • @Jetfox967
    @Jetfox967 5 років тому +179

    AloneTraveler in a myth game about a santorium filled with cannibals, that is interesting and scary.

    • @hipposeducer28
      @hipposeducer28 5 років тому +7

      yeah but this santorium is supposed to stop gayness

    • @Deltuhhhh
      @Deltuhhhh 5 років тому +1

      Jetfox967 realking bob was in it

    • @cyberghoulz2328
      @cyberghoulz2328 5 років тому +2

      Im friends with AloneTraveler (It's okay if you don't believe me). If you want proof I met him through a myth named Melstion. I don't want to be rude but Melstion is a unpopular myth so if you don't know her/him that's why

    • @SaturnsGhosts
      @SaturnsGhosts 5 років тому +3

      @@hipposeducer28 no, the sanatorium PROMOTES LGBTQ+ people. Why else would there be things like 'Gay Jesus', 'Gay Bread' and such?

    • @prettymuchyeahong
      @prettymuchyeahong 5 років тому +3

      Jetfox967 filled with cannibals and gays

  • @bluekat3979
    @bluekat3979 3 місяці тому +1

    This was the best era to play De Pride Isle Sanatorium it was so much fun playing 4 years ago :'D

  • @anontokyo
    @anontokyo 5 років тому +250

    “People who eat other people.”
    -Albert
    *my mind:* ‘I feel like he’s going to eat Adam next time..’

    • @gianna8780
      @gianna8780 5 років тому

      Kayla Graham thanks I for 1M robux lol. Thank you so much 😍😍😍😍😍😍

    • @Pizza_Necromancer
      @Pizza_Necromancer 5 років тому

      @Lavazzt hoi

    • @mynewaccisecksspot6529
      @mynewaccisecksspot6529 5 років тому +4

      @@gianna8780 Oh gosh you're been hacked haven't you?

    • @anontokyo
      @anontokyo 5 років тому

      ThatAgain 5thGravitation I guess so.

    • @BLEARMANATEE86
      @BLEARMANATEE86 5 років тому +2

      @Lavazzt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @oliviaosborne6531
    @oliviaosborne6531 5 років тому +203

    I love how Albert is subtly making comments about acceptance while still keeping it light and funny.

    • @ohno7852
      @ohno7852 5 років тому +5

      Luzia The potato wait what? So you’re telling me that “gay” isn’t pg? Fuck UA-cam

    • @gothworm
      @gothworm 5 років тому +1

      Luzia The potato That’s screwed up-

  • @dramanetwork3351
    @dramanetwork3351 5 років тому +278

    Me: *eats the tips*
    Everyone else at the circumcision clinic: *s e e s*

  • @TOMBSTONESJUSTICE
    @TOMBSTONESJUSTICE Рік тому +8

    I feel pressure while watching extremely large scenes and I feel like my heart just popped out of my body *INTENSE POP SOUND*

  • @corinnesparling8255
    @corinnesparling8255 4 роки тому +200

    When flamingo did the speech, his character's head twitched a bit

    • @liadayz7646
      @liadayz7646 4 роки тому +5

      Corinne Sparling that cause he was gonna become a cannibal

    • @shellyzhang3005
      @shellyzhang3005 4 роки тому

      *_yes_*

    • @drceno
      @drceno 4 роки тому +1

      @@CreepyCrawIies Yeah, its true. When robloxians head twitches that means they are close to becoming a cannibal.

    • @chrisnheathermiller3391
      @chrisnheathermiller3391 4 роки тому +1

      I saw that but didn't comment it when I saw you and others comments xDDDD!!!!!!!!

  • @tyche5038
    @tyche5038 4 роки тому +329

    A wise man once said “wi can has can”

  • @jasmerdiaz5744
    @jasmerdiaz5744 4 роки тому +338

    15:28
    Yamaha: I don't feel so good...
    Also Yamaha: *starts doing push-ups*

  • @stillcomingupwithname
    @stillcomingupwithname Рік тому +5

    I loved how the game looked at this time, it wasnt to laggy and it was simple but not too simple

  • @lillyrico1121
    @lillyrico1121 5 років тому +287

    When he said “I felt that”
    I Felt That 😔

    • @DankoiKlio
      @DankoiKlio 5 років тому +5

      what a sad part

    • @dearsol.
      @dearsol. 5 років тому +4

      Yes bro 😔👊

    • @gamergurl5374
      @gamergurl5374 5 років тому +2

      😔✊

    • @dosiis
      @dosiis 5 років тому +2

      when you said I felt that ... _I_ felt that

    • @user-iz9tn5fz5j
      @user-iz9tn5fz5j 5 років тому

      khy's uwu's haha i felt that

  • @nachosauce756
    @nachosauce756 4 роки тому +47

    If I had to say something in front of everyone, this is what i would say.
    "We can has can. Because, today! When we had to, yes. If we can do thing, i would feel emotion. DO you remember, thing that happened at a time before this. I would like to thank myself for giving this amazing speech, and no one else."

  • @notyourdaughter666
    @notyourdaughter666 5 років тому +57

    Yamaha is the owner and I think her husband is too. Their “son” is actually their transgender daughter and they aren’t accepting of her. Also before anyone gets upset that Albert didn’t properly explain the whole storyline with Yamaha, it’s most likely because either he didn’t understand the implications or he DID understand and knows that those kind of topic don’t tend to fly on UA-cam anymore and are considered inappropriate, so if he said “Gay” or “trans”, he probably would’ve been demonetized.

    • @ya6122
      @ya6122 5 років тому

      No i dont think it wasnt rlly like that the owner has a vid bout it

    • @ya6122
      @ya6122 5 років тому

      I think--

    • @softgirl5176
      @softgirl5176 5 років тому

      actually- there is a vid on youtube.. uhh.. I’m going to try to get the link.

    • @softgirl5176
      @softgirl5176 5 років тому

      and Yamaha is not the owner.

    • @softgirl5176
      @softgirl5176 5 років тому

      Its called “roblox gay conversion therapy” c:

  • @thatoneperson1436
    @thatoneperson1436 2 роки тому +11

    there is no way they didnt know that was albert considering the head nurse brought him up to help pray.

    • @siennajacobs6102
      @siennajacobs6102 2 роки тому +5

      well, it was staged, only the couple and the high rank knew luca was albert, they made a storyline to present the game

  • @Xenoglee
    @Xenoglee 5 років тому +289

    *Why do I feel it was like a Horror Story Game Adventure?*

  • @duckie4655
    @duckie4655 5 років тому +353

    Albert: This is really creepy-
    Me having played this before: Just wait until nighttime...

    • @babaloons4887
      @babaloons4887 5 років тому +6

      At night time i laughed so much because some idiot opened the door and there was like 4 caniballs jfjchvjxnhsksodpj3bhzofmhdjdoxlm chjxlh grgfyaopqls vnxbb

    • @jjxrden
      @jjxrden 5 років тому +3

      Brett Williams Go away Brett

    • @cjdomme2272
      @cjdomme2272 5 років тому +2

      Fairy Gamer do you need to get invited because it always kicks me

    • @morgansreality322
      @morgansreality322 5 років тому

      Being a cannibal was strange. All I did was kill 2 people with a red screen and later died.

    • @lenz3958
      @lenz3958 5 років тому +2

      FanPup07 Plays youre account is too young, it has to be atleast a month old

  • @mariogameplays2144
    @mariogameplays2144 4 роки тому +396

    me being hispanic
    the story : soy holy
    me lauging : who is holy

    • @babagitetv48
      @babagitetv48 4 роки тому +23

      S O Y M I L K
      (delicious actually)

    • @alinaclark
      @alinaclark 4 роки тому +4

      Mario gameplays lol same

    • @briar1408
      @briar1408 4 роки тому +5

      Mario gameplays
      s t o n k s

    • @liadayz7646
      @liadayz7646 4 роки тому

      im holy

    • @kinga8761
      @kinga8761 4 роки тому +2

      The "Gay God / Lord" as they say in the Divine Sister's group, now.

  • @emilyp4286
    @emilyp4286 Місяць тому +7

    lets be fr rn, yamaha was the main character

  • @PopSoldier
    @PopSoldier 5 років тому +190

    I bet if Albert was actually in trouble in real life then his girlfriend wouldn't do anything because he screams so much.

  • @leepiccahoot1869
    @leepiccahoot1869 5 років тому +205

    Albert: We can has can, we can has now.
    Everyone else: Wow soy good!

  • @ILikeTaaacos
    @ILikeTaaacos 5 років тому +417

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Entire island: OH MY!

  • @clowning_around9345
    @clowning_around9345 3 роки тому +19

    Info on the alarm in the game: Long ago, the creator of the game has a UA-cam and the creator kept getting demonetized because of what they make and support so if you search divine sister on UA-cam you'll see videos watch each of them and one will be based off the demonetization where there will be an airplane /helicopter and it'll send multiple bombs/nukes and their little town would be blown up and ruined so the safe place was the bunker she went in and the alarm was meant for everyone to be informed to get in the bunker so they would stay safe in there so if it ever happens again the have practice, that's what the alarm and the bunker is for!

  • @KayKunia
    @KayKunia 5 років тому +103

    Ah! I see you finally played this *Gay Cult* that im somehow part in.'
    -Yes the blurs are that bright
    -This cult has improved
    -I have nothing to say.