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  • Опубліковано 21 січ 2024
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    These are funny moments from the live stream of AquaFPS. Stream Live on Twitch. These are some of the best bits and highlights. AlsoAqua is the highlight channel for AquaFPS, make sure to check out his main channel as well on youtube. 14.0 and Ground ZERO is out. New Wipe same AquaFPS.
    New Tarkov map is for under level 20 and has a lot of new tasks and quests on it. There is a lot to learn and a limited time to learn it. Tarkov had some server issues on the first day. New Quests, New Map, New guns, New Boss, New Wipe. 14.0 has had a rocky start for servers, but it seems like the fun is there. Finding a LedX this early in wipe is pretty good luck.
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  • @glockworkorange6598
    @glockworkorange6598 4 місяці тому +375

    I freaking loooove the fact that Aqua AGAIN choose to jump of sniper rock on his no meds quest, only to break both legs and IMMEDIATELY, without any hesisation, using splints, then getting mad. He did exactly the same last wipe. Aqua, we love you, please never change.

    • @Harleyboi
      @Harleyboi 4 місяці тому

      factts

    • @roachdoggjr9262
      @roachdoggjr9262 4 місяці тому +19

      I was sitting here thinking this all felt a little too familiar....and not because i've done it before

    • @OfficialExaltYT
      @OfficialExaltYT 4 місяці тому +1

      @@roachdoggjr9262😂

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon 4 місяці тому +1

      I swear he's forgotten what 'meds' include like 3 wipes before, as well.

    • @qsxmirage7274
      @qsxmirage7274 4 місяці тому

      Most wipes I fuck it up and pre pain killer or use a stim the first attempt.... so I can relate

  • @dragoonism
    @dragoonism 4 місяці тому +45

    Aquas stash be looking like Fences inventory

  • @sama1220
    @sama1220 4 місяці тому +37

    NOT THE MXC IMPACT REPLAY!!! 😭😭😭 I just had my brain flood with images of my childhood from that

    • @punk078910
      @punk078910 4 місяці тому

      same, more of that!

    • @wesler218
      @wesler218 4 місяці тому

      Sameeeeeee!!!!!

    • @theplague1692
      @theplague1692 4 місяці тому

      I literally busted up laughing its been forever since I seen that show and out of no where aqua hits us with it

  • @BrianBlaze0016
    @BrianBlaze0016 4 місяці тому +56

    Editing is top notch on this one

    • @92Jdmsupra
      @92Jdmsupra 4 місяці тому +1

      Hubris has been on fire lately!

  • @Leon-hl9re
    @Leon-hl9re 4 місяці тому +97

    Aqua sure loves his trusty paca vest no helmet combo

    • @skribblestyle
      @skribblestyle 4 місяці тому +18

      Followed by the trusty: "How come when I shoot people they don't die, but I die in 2 hits?"

    • @kevingilley1103
      @kevingilley1103 4 місяці тому +11

      and only using unmodded scav guns and lvl 1 trader ammo

  • @coopers1716
    @coopers1716 4 місяці тому +16

    Shoutout to the editor for getting some Kenny and Ken MXC audio👌

  • @CodeNamedFerret
    @CodeNamedFerret 4 місяці тому +32

    remember fellas using vodka as a painkiller doesnt fail the quest

    • @Pendy13131
      @Pendy13131 4 місяці тому +6

      Shhh don’t tell people of the dark arts.😂

    • @augustusguap228
      @augustusguap228 4 місяці тому +4

      huh? i have been blessed with the forbidden knowledge

    • @adrianqlol2235
      @adrianqlol2235 4 місяці тому +1

      DELETE THE COMMENT NOWW

    • @lucaguida4286
      @lucaguida4286 4 місяці тому +1

      Drinking a hot rod does fail the quest

    • @TheCooPeer
      @TheCooPeer 4 місяці тому +2

      Are you actually kidding me? This is my 5th wipe or so and I never knew LMAO

  • @AfkaSound
    @AfkaSound 4 місяці тому +5

    The ghost of Pestily pass cracked me up way too much.

  • @TheMellowTender
    @TheMellowTender 4 місяці тому +1

    20:26 Literally did the EXACT same thing when doing that quest! Glad to know this gaming freak and I have similar monkey brains

  • @ukaszanioowski9722
    @ukaszanioowski9722 4 місяці тому +4

    16:00
    "Mods, take his balls"

  • @Reniu87
    @Reniu87 4 місяці тому +6

    The gunsmith quest with 870 remington - you can get that barrel just by buying normal 870 from trader and changing it...

  • @goblinsandgators5811
    @goblinsandgators5811 4 місяці тому +2

    That MxC edit was a cherry on top for me. What a throw back. Awsome

  • @MrTheBritishness
    @MrTheBritishness 4 місяці тому +3

    Edit on this one was gold -- the workshop animation and OOOO VO for vaulting was so funny

  • @dragoonism
    @dragoonism 4 місяці тому +4

    10:05 when he sees the flea prices 😂😂😂

  • @Breakfastenjoyer103
    @Breakfastenjoyer103 4 місяці тому +8

    The pestily “let’s crack strait into it” as you found the plague mask was gold

  • @dylanboltz3182
    @dylanboltz3182 4 місяці тому

    7:16 the noise he makes here sent me into a fit 😂

  • @brianbarrett2487
    @brianbarrett2487 4 місяці тому +5

    "Try to enjoy your lunch each day"
    Spoken by someone who hasn't left the house for work in a decade =/

  • @xXCOR3Xx
    @xXCOR3Xx 4 місяці тому +6

    dude that cut off his big toes is very dedicated to the cult

  • @NuclearBong
    @NuclearBong 4 місяці тому

    i picture aqua's workshop being a dimly lit damp basement and the last thing you hear before being kicked down the stairs to it is, "Hey guys, welcome to my workshop."

  • @Cleric314
    @Cleric314 4 місяці тому +2

    Hell yeah, love the Join Aqua in his workshop intros 😂

  • @Sean-gj6ct
    @Sean-gj6ct 4 місяці тому

    "absolute unit of discomfort and girth" should be a stream sound 110%

  • @N00BleSouP24
    @N00BleSouP24 4 місяці тому

    THE WORKSHOP BIT IS BAAACK hahaha very happy to see it again

  • @BlueTargetVids
    @BlueTargetVids 4 місяці тому +5

    Amazing MXC edit lol nicely done 👏

  • @LuisGonzalez-ov6ug
    @LuisGonzalez-ov6ug 4 місяці тому +11

    The editing is very good on this one, main channel material👍

  • @nirberman830
    @nirberman830 4 місяці тому

    It gives me great pleasure witnessing the trials and tribulations that aqua goes through, makes me feel better about my EFT performance.

  • @HidingZebraTube
    @HidingZebraTube 4 місяці тому

    EVERY time he fucks up the no meds quest, and i love it.

  • @nickjones7278
    @nickjones7278 4 місяці тому +5

    Thousand degree knife was popular but I far prefer a good Red Hot Nickel Ball video.

  • @mrheart4242
    @mrheart4242 4 місяці тому +4

    You could have placed slugs in a shotty and got the kill. Long range. Like a .70 caliber sniper rifle.

  • @hopdig2168
    @hopdig2168 4 місяці тому +3

    He got Hit goblinmode and the tts fit perfectly 😂

  • @Pendy13131
    @Pendy13131 4 місяці тому +7

    I love it how he doesn’t take any worthwhile gear because can’t afford, ignores guys shooting him and rushing to the middle of the map with reckless abandon.
    This is P E A K Tarkov boys.

  • @daxdavis3697
    @daxdavis3697 4 місяці тому

    The immediate happy Gilmore quote made my night

  • @fasel007
    @fasel007 4 місяці тому

    I love that the workshop intro is still there

  • @zachspringer314
    @zachspringer314 4 місяці тому

    Specific kills for tasks are the path to madness. I've trod that path many times. At this point, I'm not sure there is a way back from the depths of insanity I've plunged myself into.

  • @frostyascent1295
    @frostyascent1295 4 місяці тому +1

    any time i get strangely head taped i check stats seen some crazy stuff already

  • @jamespierson9472
    @jamespierson9472 4 місяці тому

    The ghost of pestilys intro being featured was nice

  • @GS-el8ll
    @GS-el8ll 4 місяці тому +1

    the replay commentary hah. give the editor a raise

  • @leedawg5208
    @leedawg5208 4 місяці тому +1

    I was doing tough guy last night, was going to extract and popped an SJ6 to run there and failed the task 😭

  • @themattenthehat
    @themattenthehat 4 місяці тому

    Lol I watched this live and then later completed this quest with 2 broken legs. A scav was walking all shifty in the emercom camp and I thought it was a PMC so I did a sick jump, but I broke both legs. Killed a couple more player scavs and hobbled my way out to outskirts.

  • @smockytubers1188
    @smockytubers1188 4 місяці тому

    That helmet line was my favorite line from all of MxC

  • @yungtrashbag6817
    @yungtrashbag6817 4 місяці тому

    “ Im a freak” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JivetheSuperTurkey
    @JivetheSuperTurkey 4 місяці тому

    "watch me vault" now watch me nae nae

  • @garfield5647
    @garfield5647 4 місяці тому +3

    i like how he collects the kappa items when we all know hes never getting it

  • @BigAl2289
    @BigAl2289 4 місяці тому

    Gaming will never go out of style!

  • @Malonik
    @Malonik 4 місяці тому

    Aqua should do a colab with Stankrat, he'll help him get his nade kills!

  • @MooseGIlk
    @MooseGIlk 4 місяці тому +1

    Professional quester over here

  • @JusKaita
    @JusKaita 3 місяці тому

    PICKELS!!!!!! IS THE VIBE

  • @hartz4racing
    @hartz4racing 4 місяці тому

    It's my believe that your brain ,good loot lord, has it's own gravity.

  • @TyBayagaAgain
    @TyBayagaAgain 4 місяці тому

    Pro tip for no medicine scavs you can use vodka for PK if a shotgun scav shoots off your leg

  • @king_kiff3969
    @king_kiff3969 4 місяці тому +1

    the Wipeout commentators where icing o the cake!

  • @Jonahpwn
    @Jonahpwn 4 місяці тому

    aqua use your grenades when you dont have an opportunity to shoot them first. like if youre looking at someone and can kill them just do it and dont die trying to pull out a nade! you can bring nades more often and use them appropriately and you'll get the kills

  • @nowaygardenhose
    @nowaygardenhose 4 місяці тому

    great wipe pickleboy!

  • @jvhotblast2706
    @jvhotblast2706 4 місяці тому

    Is doing the no meds quest -> Jumps down a drop that almost always breaks a leg this wipe -> 👍

  • @cskalle1213
    @cskalle1213 4 місяці тому

    when the pickle boy is higher lvl than you in EFT
    *all around me are familiar faces*

  • @fireproof2132
    @fireproof2132 4 місяці тому

    Gotten tons of all the pc parts on ground zero, bunch of pc blocks in the building with the grenade launcher

  • @ukaszanioowski9722
    @ukaszanioowski9722 4 місяці тому +1

    i don't get why people leave scav vests laying around, unless you have big items in your bag they cost 0 space, as they hold and take up 6 slots, but are a low weight 30k on flea >.>

  • @NerdyyNate
    @NerdyyNate 4 місяці тому +2

    Hay is for horses.

  • @sanquiem324
    @sanquiem324 4 місяці тому

    Bro's stash makes me irrationaly mad

  • @neonblack211
    @neonblack211 4 місяці тому

    7:10 ok sorrry but that was fucking hilarious.

  • @iamdosey
    @iamdosey 4 місяці тому

    Aqua’s ahegao face at 10:22

  • @Gorlami90
    @Gorlami90 4 місяці тому +1

    I can’t vouch for 5.45 but 5.56 a 50m zero will even out at 200m as well

  • @spoot8835
    @spoot8835 4 місяці тому +1

    I would describe aqua vibes like dirty foot pictures, it's not really all that pleasant and might smell a bit, but might include some good bits, but also maybe asleep dirty foot pics so it's kinda awkward and weird, kinda off putting.
    Love you aqua.

  • @kieran4434
    @kieran4434 4 місяці тому

    aqua make the hall of fame and put your kappa items in it to save space

  • @nottravix1353
    @nottravix1353 4 місяці тому

    AQUA THE ORIGINAL SPLINTER CELL IS GETTING A COMPLETE 1 FOR 1 REMAKE BY A UBISOFT STUDIO THAT USED TO BE DEAD ITS GONNA BE AWESOME

  • @Chris_Hansen___
    @Chris_Hansen___ 4 місяці тому +5

    I'm so happy Aqua knows what MXC is!!

    • @DOiNKLES
      @DOiNKLES 4 місяці тому +1

      i bet it was on at his house every saturday morning

    • @Chris_Hansen___
      @Chris_Hansen___ 4 місяці тому

      I know it was for me lol

    • @DOiNKLES
      @DOiNKLES 4 місяці тому

      @@Chris_Hansen___ im watching it now. Lol

    • @maskettaman1488
      @maskettaman1488 4 місяці тому +1

      Why would that make you happy?

    • @DOiNKLES
      @DOiNKLES 4 місяці тому

      @@maskettaman1488weird question…

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 4 місяці тому +3

    It took me 18 tries and eventually giving a dude who shot at me my kit to help me get the stupid pocket watch complete.
    I'm level 15

    • @epimeno9146
      @epimeno9146 4 місяці тому +2

      It's like that sometimes

    • @augustusguap228
      @augustusguap228 4 місяці тому +1

      been trying to get that shit done for a week now. found the key once and get dropped like a sack of taters seconds after opening the truck. Thank god i'm now lvl 15 and can at least buy the key xD

    • @samvrielink4125
      @samvrielink4125 4 місяці тому +1

      Jesus crust you poor man

    • @yikesmcgee-gz3lq
      @yikesmcgee-gz3lq 4 місяці тому

      @@augustusguap228you can’t buy the key…

  • @hobogreen3750
    @hobogreen3750 4 місяці тому

    there is no automatic shotguns?

  • @absolutelychase1038
    @absolutelychase1038 4 місяці тому

    Loot lord juice bro new idea for gfuel

  • @Ryukushin
    @Ryukushin 4 місяці тому +2

    level 23!? SLOW DOWN there Min/Max Mcgee!!!

  • @AverySadBear
    @AverySadBear 4 місяці тому

    Whoa... Aqua video...

  • @brothersofthebackrow
    @brothersofthebackrow 4 місяці тому

    Dearest aqua.
    I watch these videos every night while I'm absolutely baked (obviously) you make my evenings and I fall asleep. I love your awful jokes and wish you kept the full length jokes in your videos don't edit them out. Do you have a playlist of your awful long jokes they make me think of the great norm McDonald.

  • @killaclutch4208
    @killaclutch4208 4 місяці тому

    Yay lunch

  • @Kermodo
    @Kermodo 4 місяці тому

    Aqua is like identical to my older brother

  • @Siddwraith
    @Siddwraith 4 місяці тому

    Did he sell the part he just needed for gunsmith after the woods raid I couldn’t tell lol

  • @simonhansson1697
    @simonhansson1697 4 місяці тому

    "Where am I gonna get CPUs?"
    -Well, perhaps try looting PCs Aqua?

  • @nickd.949
    @nickd.949 4 місяці тому

    Aqua idk if anybody has said it in stream but use the shoulder swap on situations like 1:47 and you’ll win significantly more left peek engagements

    • @nickd.949
      @nickd.949 4 місяці тому +1

      Nevermind I just saw 14:40

  • @neonblack211
    @neonblack211 4 місяці тому

    Aqua I hate to tell you but Adam Sandler is kind of a meme now

  • @hopdig2168
    @hopdig2168 4 місяці тому

    Bezo Buck Baddies

  • @adrianqlol2235
    @adrianqlol2235 4 місяці тому

    I’d pay Aqua to auto sort inventory

  • @shaneleskinen2111
    @shaneleskinen2111 4 місяці тому +19

    OK HOLD ON HOT TAKE. Unions are good there needed because CEOs tend to want more money. However statistics don’t lie the more unionized and industry is the more money and time it takes. And example would be underground subway lines on a per mile basis American ones can be in the millions where as in places like Spain and Britain there only in the 100s of thousands. Because there cheaper more are built and work lasts longer and time wise they get paid more with more consistent work. Unions are good but they need to protect workers not be used by union leaders to garner there own pockets.

    • @cabbage712
      @cabbage712 4 місяці тому +5

      I'd assume the reason it takes longer and costs more unionized is because of higher wages and better hours for the workers

    • @Grethemsky
      @Grethemsky 4 місяці тому +5

      i think the real problem are the bosses of those exploited workers lining their pockets, hoarding billions of dollars for private yatchs and using expertise in finance to evade millions upon millions of dollars of taxes meanwhile the factory worker loses his arm and is forced into poverty while the roads are covered in potholes and theres no decent public transpo

    • @tyler1107
      @tyler1107 4 місяці тому

      Minor correction: It's less the CEOs who want more money and more the company as an abstract concept that wants more money. This includes all executive officers and the board of directors.
      I feel like people don't really understand what money is either. It is a physicalization of a unit of work. So, if a company is unprofitable, it means the goods/services it provides are worth less than the work it takes to make it happen. This leads to the perception of a greedy corporation. They aren't greedy, they are aligning with incentives. Now, if that is better or worse is up to you.
      Oh, but to add to things: Unions are good, but they also cost the workers money. So, the workers need the unions to be doing stuff for them. Passive protection isn't really enough. So, the unions can keep asking for more, even when it's not really a good thing/idea because they want to make the workers happy. This can cause a cascading effect where companies become less and less profitable, preventing expansion and the realization of economies of scale. If unions don't do this, people see them as useless and stop giving them money and membership drops, causing the union to collapse. This lets employers exploit workers, who then want a union to protect them, which then does so, but then they stop seeing positive effects, which causes the cycle to repeat.

    • @ScrapMetalPanda
      @ScrapMetalPanda 4 місяці тому

      Agreed
      A crooked union is just having a second set of shitty ceos

    • @Grethemsky
      @Grethemsky 4 місяці тому

      @@tyler1107 Its not that people dont understand money, its that we understand the direct relationship money has with power, whether we are talking about profitability or not these boards of directors have grown increasingly talented since the dawn of industrialization in the act of exploiting the system. Those who make a lot of money know how to do all kinds of vaguely illegal or directly illegal things, or have you forgotten about the 08 housing crisis? These people knew exactly what they were doing, what the fallout would be, and knew that because their direct monetary relationship with governmental entities, they would barely be slapped on the wrist for it. The single greatest economic fallout of our lifetime and in the end it was a worthy investment for the people who committed these acts. Their accounts were unfrozen, paid pennies in fines, no jail time, and now again have the trust of the public. There is no defending the corporate class unless you yourself are a member of it.

  • @VanBourner
    @VanBourner 4 місяці тому

    Hell yeah, fucking hate the specific kill quests. Setup, SBIH, Tarkov shooter, Punisher...

  • @Jenkdraws
    @Jenkdraws 4 місяці тому

    Hell yeah Chinese and aqua

  • @Sparckie
    @Sparckie 4 місяці тому

    More MXC replays! I said MORE GORSH DARNIT!!!!! Excuse my language.

  • @joeyfridays
    @joeyfridays 4 місяці тому +6

    Aqua i am begging you please remove the "ungrateful for subs" spam, i love watching your videos but can not due to the incessant twitch notifications

  • @ralfwaslander7037
    @ralfwaslander7037 4 місяці тому

    Just wait until you meet "Ambulances again".. never seen such a bs quest

  • @brettnasty7138
    @brettnasty7138 4 місяці тому

    The snow has got to go.

  • @chaygordon5728
    @chaygordon5728 4 місяці тому

    Aqua thinks hes geting kappa. LMAO

  • @agamentong6314
    @agamentong6314 4 місяці тому

    ok, after the years, I know that you are kinda bad, but your plays in this video literally hurt my soul

  • @music101.
    @music101. 4 місяці тому

    Smaqua

  • @hellamangz0r
    @hellamangz0r 4 місяці тому

    Vibes are: crusty boogers

  • @hdhejehwkaje6542
    @hdhejehwkaje6542 4 місяці тому +2

    Ive been watching to many good people because i just wanna leave hate messages about his skill level. Idk why i have hater energy

    • @epimeno9146
      @epimeno9146 4 місяці тому

      We all experience it to an extent once you understand this game to a certain point

    • @yikesmcgee-gz3lq
      @yikesmcgee-gz3lq 4 місяці тому

      Because aqua plays that way on purpose for people to engage in the comments and chat to juice the algorithm.

  • @niallgrew2920
    @niallgrew2920 4 місяці тому

    I just may....

  • @yikesmcgee-gz3lq
    @yikesmcgee-gz3lq 4 місяці тому

    1.2 mil and saying rich 😂. I get nervous when I drop below 30mil

  • @meinnase
    @meinnase 4 місяці тому

    The decisions this man makes are infuriating. Actually gets enough therapist rep for ll3 right on pmc level by handing in supply plans, decides to spend half a million to get rep that he wont need until hes 11 levels higher (and the keys quite possibly not costing anything anymore) lmao.

  • @thegreatvalue7028
    @thegreatvalue7028 4 місяці тому

    He goes to customize mp5 for raid doesn’t use it

  • @cleetus405
    @cleetus405 4 місяці тому

    Milk

  • @jocal9125
    @jocal9125 4 місяці тому

    the reason why you couldnt aim at the end cuz you got hit in the arm

  • @jhokko9222
    @jhokko9222 4 місяці тому

    If I just watch the videos and not the streams I’ll always be a higher level than this gaming freak, I swear every time he’s like 1-2 levels above.

  • @johnstuckert3292
    @johnstuckert3292 4 місяці тому

    This man has no PP

  • @joshuagumm8485
    @joshuagumm8485 4 місяці тому

    How much a a Tarkov veteran as bad now as day one?

  • @ElidanVideos
    @ElidanVideos 4 місяці тому

    What level Aqua actually is right now? It's hilarious to me that I've started like 2 weeks after him and already ahead in progression. Do we really see like the best moments of Aqua during these videos (I dont watch streams of tarkov, that's masochism). Is he getting clapped 9/10 of the rest of his raids?