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This one had me SCREAMING. I was a private nanny, a restaurant server and worked retail. One thing is universal: elderly people & children = ZERO FILTER and ZERO CHILL.
One has a pure heart and knows no malice, the other ran out of patience and time and/or has memory issues. Both can be total savages, but also adorable sweet angels.
As a Filipino, I’m gonna guess something like how cute or small or how (some of us) have little to no nose bridge 😂🤷🏻♀️ we always joke about that to each other 😅
@@EmmaGoldmanlovesyouoh no I’m so sorry 😞 you should never be told your body is damaged in someway after carrying life. In general idk why people make it their business what other people look like. Stay safe 🙏🤟🏼
Mister smith is a true representation of real patients. Which takes real patience from us in the medical field. Families/ friends don't realize how emotionally you are beat up every shift.
One time one of me patients told me “ you smell like shit use some deodorant” That day I didn’t put any deodorant and since then I never leave the house without it 😂😂😂😂
One of my mom's story (she's a caregiver) always cracks me up. She was caring for this elderly woman in her early 80s with dementia for about a year and one day, when my clocked in, said elderly woman went, "I want the fat nurse. The one who sweats a lot." 😭😭😭
“What are those red dots sh!t on your face”? WHAT AHAHAHAHA. this is my 2nd fav scene! My first is, “nurse please can you shut the f!ck up the lady in the next room?” Mr. Smith and his ceiling antics are pretty good too. 😂😂😂 I honestly love every video!!!
After working in hospitals one thing was constant….. old people are savage, cut throat and brutally honest. Whatever they think they just say. Many times I would scream in my head what the fu%$ did he just say to me?
They call us patients , and I try, however I love my Phillapina/nurses( Men too) I love the work ethics and the Empathy from the Nurses from the Phillapines. The first lupus pericarditis flare I had a Philippines nurse washed and prayed over me. Im Caribbean so I understand her beautiful soul. Unfortunately many my nurses are burnt! My Lil bro is military traveling ICU nurse. I know the stress. Y'all need a stress management class.
As a CNA once an old Native Alaskan man patted my hip as I was helping him stand up and said " There's nice birthing hips right there!! You can make lots of babies with those!" 30 years later and I'm still confused how to take it hahaha
No literally. Had a dementia patient come in from a car wreck, and she was so so angry that we wouldn’t give her wine with her dinner. Told her we didn’t have alcohol sold at the hospital and said “Cause if they did I’d have one right now.” She was a handful that one
Hi John! You should make a short of how Latino patients family take traditional food to the hospital even if it’s forbidden and they are discovered by the smell of seasoning 😂😂
I worked in one nursing home where there was one table of older ladies who liked to gossip. I heard them talking about my hair and heard stuff like "Back in our days we wouldn't have stepped out the door like that" There was one lady from another table, server dementia but so sweet. We dressed her in her PJs after cake and coffe (around 4pm) and when she was walking around these gossip girls said stuff like "she can dress up like this at her home but not here" Even if the sweet one might have heard them, she forgot everything after seconds and was just joyful smiling back at me when I smiled at her 🥰
Sooo true! I had a pt look at me at the end of my rounds one morning and she goes "who brushed your hair?" I looked it the mirror and DIED!!!!! LMAOOO she was sooo right! We laughed so hard!
@@MsCortneySoHollywood Thank you 🙏 I appreciate your reassurance 🥰 I kinda figured it was his accent but then it dawned on me there might be a hidden joke -🤔so many people unknowingly howling profanity😳, well, I know id laugh! 😂 Happy New Year 🎊!!
😂😂😂 just yesterday, my patient removed the cannula I had Just inserted 30 minutes ago. So I went to him, asking to insert another one, he just told me to get out of his face I look ugly😅. I remembered your videos and I just laughed it off 😂.
In my country the nurses are like the real devil!!! I really would like to have full of you dear here!!! I dont know why that people annoy you, you are so lovely❤
Bestie did you listen to the new episode of your favourite podcast therapy @ibegyourparrdon yet? Do me a fave and go to Spotify and Apple and download all episodes, follow and turn on notification for the podcast and leave us a 5 star review I love you!!!!
I think Mr. Smith is a ghost or he is your hallucination.
Wait until you and the hubs have kids... Your patients will seem kind in comparison! 🤣 ❤❤ 😭
Mr. Smith ain't going nowhere - he's having too much fun insulting and tormenting his nurses.
He survived the code blue😅😂
@@a.konadu4010 Mr. Smith? I could imagine it ;-)
😂😂😂 and I love that for him
The miserable ones always stick around!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@theTrend7 Lol
This one had me SCREAMING. I was a private nanny, a restaurant server and worked retail. One thing is universal: elderly people & children = ZERO FILTER and ZERO CHILL.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Are you an Angel?...
Working with children will HUMBLE tf out of you omg
@@tarinacj03 You're damn right. No lies detected!
One has a pure heart and knows no malice, the other ran out of patience and time and/or has memory issues. Both can be total savages, but also adorable sweet angels.
"I'd be a hell lot happier if i was" 😂😂😂😂
I died! 💀
Priceless 😂😂😂
I felt that in my soul🤣🤣
Yep. ❤
I feel so identified with this phrase, 21 years without doing it, I'm 21.
I’m dying to know what crazy “compliment” Elizabeth was about to give lol
Me too.
Same
As a Filipino, I’m gonna guess something like how cute or small or how (some of us) have little to no nose bridge 😂🤷🏻♀️ we always joke about that to each other 😅
@@pashonfroot LOL YOU WERE RIGHT!
@@tatsgato Omg Thank you for taking the time to let us know though!
“My dear you like to eat huh”😂😂😂
“PARDON” 😂
That just any day of the week when family sees me. They sure do like to point out my flaws. 🙄
That one was toooo personal, sounded like my Filipino in-laws telling me I got “too fat” after having my babies.
Food is life. For real if I see a lechon my diet will remind me I have a lifetime diet. But fork it my motto is take the best fork the rest
@@EmmaGoldmanlovesyouoh no I’m so sorry 😞 you should never be told your body is damaged in someway after carrying life. In general idk why people make it their business what other people look like. Stay safe 🙏🤟🏼
Thank goodness Mr. Smith survived his dying episode.😅😅
Mr Smith looking for his “ big” nurse from yesterday is so my granny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's good to see Mr. Smith is still alive and pissing his nurses off! 😂
🎉🎉Love Mr Smith
“I was your nurse yesterday 👀” destroyed me omg this content is top tier
24 years in the medical field and my mom has dealt with all the Mr. and Mrs. Smiths possible 😂
I'm glad Mr. Smith made it! 😂😂
Me too
Mister smith is a true representation of real patients. Which takes real patience from us in the medical field. Families/ friends don't realize how emotionally you are beat up every shift.
One time one of me patients told me “ you smell like shit use some deodorant”
That day I didn’t put any deodorant and since then I never leave the house without it 😂😂😂😂
Mr Smith always starts up with the sweet "My dear" and ends up with the roughest roast to traumatize the nurse.
Mr Smith just savage..lol
Mr. Smith is supposed to be in the ceiling.
Or dying...
He comes down for a good roast.
OMG!!!!! Mr. Smith IS my 70 year old husband’s SPIRIT ANIMAL!!!!! LMAO!!!! We’re 15 years apart and this IS HOW he talks to ME!!!!! I’m dying!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
thats horrible 😂
If a man talked to me that way he'd be in spirit too 😂
Never stop. You cure my depression one short at a time. I'm a CNA, and you are my hero.
“You get it from being stressed” 😂😂😂
One of my mom's story (she's a caregiver) always cracks me up. She was caring for this elderly woman in her early 80s with dementia for about a year and one day, when my clocked in, said elderly woman went, "I want the fat nurse. The one who sweats a lot." 😭😭😭
"I like your nose." ""They're very...." and cut. I cant breeathhh 😂
"You know what Mr. Smith, I'd be a LOT hell happier if I was. Okay?"😅😂🤣😭🤣
"Your armpits smell like rotten eggs"!! that warranted an I BEG YOUR PARRDONNN!!
I think he said rotten egg
@@iskebab2627ah yes- thank you! Rotten egg equally bad! 😂
Thank you. I didn't understand what he said. I'm learning english.
I had a patient ask me if I was expecting and then took her finger and poked my stomach like the pillsbury doughboy and said “boop”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
My grandma did that at the Christmas dinner. Poked my tummy and said “this one doesn’t need more mashed potatoes” old people have no chill
HA! It's so cute I don't know how you could be offended! 😂
Oh my Goodness 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“What are those red dots sh!t on your face”? WHAT AHAHAHAHA. this is my 2nd fav scene! My first is, “nurse please can you shut the f!ck up the lady in the next room?” Mr. Smith and his ceiling antics are pretty good too. 😂😂😂 I honestly love every video!!!
You are the most wonderful creator ! Thank you nurse johnn
I was expecting Mr Smith to be up in the ceiling again. He has zero filter!! 😂😂😂
As i've said already, WTF are you feeding Mr. Smith?!? I'd like to know so I can live forever and piss off everybody EVERYDAY!🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My dear u like to eat huh😂😂😂
Pardoooorn😂
Someone has me STRESSED!😂😂😂
“I was bloated 🤰 “😂
“My dear, your armpit smells like rotten egg..” Had me on the ground! 🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank you, NurseJohnn
I want my big nurse from yesterday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just choked on my drink lordt have mercy. Mr. Smith is a fool.
The blind people always hit with the truest most accurate most painful observations. All the sudden were talking about how good my mom cooked.
Omg please please keep going with these videos 😂😂😂😂
I just found you and I die every time. So hilarious😂 definitely one of my top favorites!
You when saying pardon, i cant! Adorable!
I was the big CNA on the floor tiny old man patted my arm and asked me if I was a man
What I think is funny is when the elderly people always know the Trans persons biological gender and call them accordingly.
🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
The way nurse john sucked in after the "you like to eat" comment was peak comedy for me hahaha
The relationship between Mr.smith and the nurses are everything to meee😂😂😂😂😂
the “pardon” always gets me! 😂
After working in hospitals one thing was constant….. old people are savage, cut throat and brutally honest. Whatever they think they just say. Many times I would scream in my head what the fu%$ did he just say to me?
Mr. Smith was hell when he was younger!
I'm just stressed about Mr. Smith's extended stay on this floor 😂
I have the exact opposite experience as a nurse, the elderly are CONSTANTLY complimenting you on eeeverything
Only mrs. Smith notices that I match my scrunchie to my scrubs 🥺 i love you mrs. Smith
They call us patients , and I try, however I love my Phillapina/nurses( Men too) I love the work ethics and the Empathy from the Nurses from the Phillapines.
The first lupus pericarditis flare I had a Philippines nurse washed and prayed over me. Im Caribbean so I understand her beautiful soul. Unfortunately many my nurses are burnt!
My Lil bro is military traveling ICU nurse. I know the stress. Y'all need a stress management class.
Mr Smith is a savage 🤣🤣
I love your videos. You're always making me laugh.
As a CNA once an old Native Alaskan man patted my hip as I was helping him stand up and said " There's nice birthing hips right there!! You can make lots of babies with those!" 30 years later and I'm still confused how to take it hahaha
I think it was a compliment? HA! 😂
We all thought Mr Smith was gonna die but then again, evil doesn't die off so easily.
"Your hair looks like you just had sex" 💀😂😂
Omgosh!!!!!! Whyyy are these soooo accurate?!?🤦🏽♀️😂
That pardon is fav n d best part😂😂
As someone who is currently VERY bloated and in pain......I feel that one part of the video.😭😭
Omg, the things my patients have said to me over the years. 😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️!!! Mr. Smith ain’t leaving until he insults everyone … haha
I love patient insults - I just laugh and say - Is that the best you’ve got?
The sniff and realizing he's right. 😂
I'm so invested in hearing these stories.
No literally. Had a dementia patient come in from a car wreck, and she was so so angry that we wouldn’t give her wine with her dinner. Told her we didn’t have alcohol sold at the hospital and said “Cause if they did I’d have one right now.” She was a handful that one
Hi John! You should make a short of how Latino patients family take traditional food to the hospital even if it’s forbidden and they are discovered by the smell of seasoning 😂😂
Mr. Smith is becoming a long term resident at this point😂
YYYYAAAASSSS, some patients say the rudest shizzz 😂😂😂
Baby them patients roasting the staff have me hollering 🤣🤣🤣
Mr: smith so hilarious 🤣 & he knows everything he's able to say everything he wanted 😂😂😂 last one about hair killed me
“I want my big nurse from yesterday.” “You like to eat.” Bahaha
Oh, gosh; I feel this 9 times...Johnn...i wish i had your parDON!!
I work retirement, cus im old A.F....which they also point out...
The "ParDON"?!? gets me every time. You're a treasure ♡
I get so bloated on a night shift 😂, I don't know if anyone else has this?
Omg I love ur content lol
I really like your original contents 🎉💯 not copying or anything. Well done!
Baby, Mr. Smith, be throwing that shade🤣🤣🤣
Now we know why they leave Mr. Smith in the ceiling.😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's too good at this.😆 I'm here for it!
I worked in one nursing home where there was one table of older ladies who liked to gossip. I heard them talking about my hair and heard stuff like "Back in our days we wouldn't have stepped out the door like that"
There was one lady from another table, server dementia but so sweet. We dressed her in her PJs after cake and coffe (around 4pm) and when she was walking around these gossip girls said stuff like "she can dress up like this at her home but not here"
Even if the sweet one might have heard them, she forgot everything after seconds and was just joyful smiling back at me when I smiled at her 🥰
Sooo true! I had a pt look at me at the end of my rounds one morning and she goes "who brushed your hair?" I looked it the mirror and DIED!!!!! LMAOOO she was sooo right! We laughed so hard!
Reminds me of working in childcare. I lost count of how many times I was asked if I had a baby in my belly 😅
Mr Smith is going back to childhood - spilling all the truth with no censored 🤬
You like to eat, my big nurse {it cracked me up} 🤭
I say pardoin now, sure hope I'm not cursing 😂😂😂
Pardon (pardoin w/ his accent) = "I beg your pardon?!" No cursing 😅
@@MsCortneySoHollywood
Thank you 🙏 I appreciate your reassurance 🥰
I kinda figured it was his accent but then it dawned on me there might be a hidden joke -🤔so many people unknowingly howling profanity😳, well, I know id laugh! 😂
Happy New Year 🎊!!
oh dear I'm also doing this job and I love his sketches af
"Scuze me....I EEEAAAARRRRNED that pit stink. ENJOY!!" 😂
Lmao the big nurse took me out he would have to be getting discharged
“Your hair looks like you just had sex” 😂🤣😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’m dead 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭
😂😂😂 just yesterday, my patient removed the cannula I had Just inserted 30 minutes ago. So I went to him, asking to insert another one, he just told me to get out of his face I look ugly😅. I remembered your videos and I just laughed it off 😂.
I show these videos to one of my co workers and she absolutely sounds just like this 😂
I work in pediatrics and these kids are more savage than Mr. Smith.
My grandma and mr smith would get along really well.
Mr. Smith is something else.😂😂😂
In my country the nurses are like the real devil!!! I really would like to have full of you dear here!!! I dont know why that people annoy you, you are so lovely❤
This is the funniest one yet. 😂😂
As an aide and wasn’t even a nurse In healthcare but I’ve had interesting times with the residents. 😂
“My dear you like to eat, huh?” 💀
My patient talking about the big, fat, mean nurse from last night while I’m being sympathetic. It was me. I worked last night. 😂
I had a patient ask me if the rest of my family is as dense as I am. I just said "I hope not"😬
Mr smith is definitely the 🐐
Mr. Smith should get his own series. Lol
the "pardoiin" word always kills me😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Way too relatable 😂😂😂❤🥲🥲🥲
The sniff and immediately covering your face made me cry. 😂