That's because I guess they cut out the awkward parts and Conan made sure to make it as chill as possible, later Conan let Jordan take the reigns whenever they met occasionally cracking jokes
@@yomomma5086 The real Jordan is very much like the character Jordan; Conan has confirmed this in different ways on several occasions, like for example saying that Jordan was "98% the real him" in some videos, etc. Also, Jordan does have a huge passion for Italy and coffee.
@@Peter_1986ive read its the opposite u can tell when they r on the train Jordan is probably a very goofy guy off camera which is why he is so awkward when he does the on camera serious persona
Imagine the agreement they must have had about future segments “So Jordan, I’m going to relentlessly mock you from now on. How do you feel about that” “I have various emotions right now”
the writers strike in 08 was the best thing that could happen (at least for a while) for the show. Conan starts to do things like these and we can get to know the staff
"What else could you do? Those bitches had to die," Conan is such a hilarious guy, I'm so glad that he has both an upbeat attitude but a kinda dark sense of humor and was still able to get mainstream success. Allowing your mind to go anywhere makes yourself and others laugh, Conan foeva
As much as people like to shit on Jordan, he’s been with Conan for decades, and not for no reason. I remember the (very) early days he’d come out to do bits, I love that he’s been allowed to grow his “character” for all these years too. Anyone who sticks with Conan (and Vice versa) for the better part of 30 years is okay in my book.
Jimmy Fallon: Invites big celebraties and fakes laugh Jimmy Kimmel: Inviting big celebraties and mildly fakeness Conan O'Brian: Makes his staff crew his celebraties and makes us all laugh hard
I think at 8:33 this is why Conan has truly cared for Jordan. Though their dynamic is definitely unique, he has always stressed how he enjoys the company of real people and not the falsities his industry tends to create. While it's a meme to mock Jordan's "what does he do", he wouldn't be on the team if he didn't contribute at least whatever tasks he has to do for the day-to-day operations.
Jordan gives off a vibe of someone who knows exactly what they're doing, and simultaneously, has no idea what they're doing, or how they got there, but they just own it, and people love him for it.
I love that Jordan bought into all of Conan's shenanigans! The fact that he can keep a straight face during most of their filmed interactions is beyond impressive! The best thing to come out of the writers strike.
Conan: It's got a cartoon bumblebee on the cover, how can you take this seriously as a food source? Jordan: Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude me from enjoying it Jordan is a real one
@Bob Saget's Ball Sack i have. It's in two parts. All of his early satellites with Jordan are great. Look for the one where they look at houses. That's funny too.
That “I’ve never hated the writers strike more” line is what gave us the Jordan we all know and love today, and stripped him of his soul. #LongLiveSoullessJordan
i would hire jordan as my lawyer in the future just so he could lecture the court room and waste time for the judge to dismiss my case knowing he wouldn’t get anywhere further with more questions.
Imagine a reality show with Conan, Jordan, Sona, Bley, and "the sugar packet temp" all living in one house? Competing shows would be cancelled by the hundreds...
If someone told me before I have seen this video, that Conan said “you make me so happy” to Jordan, I would have first assumed Conan was talking to Jordan’s corpse 😆
Seeing these guys interacting always makes me laugh. Jordan has the best deadpan expression to contrast with Conan's bufoonery. Don't get me wrong. Conan is brilliant.
At this point Jordan had only begun to prepare his body
In various ways
Whey and oats
Underrated
It’s like you mixed a Conan reference with an Always Sunny reference
I believe its a personal matter
Jordan is funny in various ways.
He has an assortment of humorous qualities.
Jordan would argue that humor is subjective
He’s prepared his humor in various ways
He has various ways of holding a grudge.
Looks like jordan prepared his hair and tan lotion in various ways.
And so, the legend was born.
In the year 3020 they will have a religion called Conan Shlanskyism
🤣🤣🤣
THIS GUY F*CKS
@@AdamWestish lmao 😂
The Schlansk
Weird to hear Conan say "Jordan Schlansky" and not get an immediate round of applause
And also not seeing the good old picture of Jordan with a light brown background
This is the first time the legend was introduced
Back when jordan wasnt famous
Right ??? Exactly what I had thought!!
I had the exact same thought!
Dude the shame on Jordan's face when conan exposes his Pop Tart stash 😂😂
Baby Jordan knew shame lol
Well, he had "various" food items 😂🤣
I'm glad I've seen so many of his other clips already, made me appreciate it so much more
They’re an Italian delicacy
Shame? That was part of the sketch. He probably had no idea what Conan had put in there and was laughing at it.
Jordan looks absolutely 2000’s here
hahhaha thats true !!!! rare guy
dated for late 2000s tho
more like 90‘s dude
He had a Greenday CD in his car.
@@rayfuego9993 no, absolutely not. The emo hair is a late 2000s trend.
When that handshake didn’t happened , an archenemy was born.
Joel Sines he had prepared himself in various ways his whole life prior to this for that handshake
I believe that’s a private matter 🤣
Ironically, this first encounter was the least awkward one
Because his character wasn’t fully developed at that point. The Jordan 2.0 we all know and love grew from this Jordan 1.0.
Contempt
@@MultiSmiley007 I prefer Jordan 1.0 tbh, not quite so stiff, but still Jordan.
what you are saying is not logically sound.
That's because I guess they cut out the awkward parts and Conan made sure to make it as chill as possible, later Conan let Jordan take the reigns whenever they met occasionally cracking jokes
Most emotions Jordan has ever portrayed
Jordan was most emotional when he was in Italy. Especially in his favorite restaurant in Cortona.
Jordan is a deeply emotional man
@@yomomma5086 The real Jordan is very much like the character Jordan;
Conan has confirmed this in different ways on several occasions, like for example saying that Jordan was "98% the real him" in some videos, etc.
Also, Jordan does have a huge passion for Italy and coffee.
@@Peter_1986ive read its the opposite u can tell when they r on the train Jordan is probably a very goofy guy off camera which is why he is so awkward when he does the on camera serious persona
The origins of Jordan Schlansky
it's oranges
You forgot to add......Portrait of a Serial Killer.
Dick Fuckington they’re clementines
Jordan Schlansky: Origins
... in the Zeta Reticuli star system.
When Jordan smiles, a new angel gets his wings
A lot of wingless angels up there... if we only count camera smiles.
Evertime Conan is annoyed by Jordan, a little demon gets his horns 👹
@@IstvanThree the army is ready.
He is not an angel... he's one of this awful wanna-bes
@Prick, Scumbag College stop flooding the market. My property value has been plummeting!
Imagine the agreement they must have had about future segments
“So Jordan, I’m going to relentlessly mock you from now on. How do you feel about that”
“I have various emotions right now”
"Im indifferent."
Conan laughing at the end is what everyone needs. That's pure happiness.
We ALL truly shine when we laugh
"What kind of food"
"Various kinds"
“Do you wanna tell me before I open it up?”
12 years later and we still can't get enough of these two together 😀
Make that 15 now
So strange to hear his name and not see his picture...
conan’s giggly “you’re not like other people” kills me everytime
"You bring so much joy to me, " - what a beautiful thing to say about a friend.
the writers strike in 08 was the best thing that could happen (at least for a while) for the show. Conan starts to do things like these and we can get to know the staff
4:30 Conan: random bags of oranges lying around.
Jordan: Those are clementines.
ROFL
6:33 conan wasn't interested in Jordan's story until he heard danish models.
LOL
I’ve never seen Jordan smiling like that 5:25-5:28
So cute
@@bugeye8749 ikr 😂
"Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude Me from enjoying it" lmfao I love it!
"What else could you do? Those bitches had to die," Conan is such a hilarious guy, I'm so glad that he has both an upbeat attitude but a kinda dark sense of humor and was still able to get mainstream success. Allowing your mind to go anywhere makes yourself and others laugh, Conan foeva
I'm on a Conan and Jordan binge again and I forgot he said that. It was so hilarious it "killed" me 😂
and many years later, Conan still asks Jordan what he does on the show.
As much as people like to shit on Jordan, he’s been with Conan for decades, and not for no reason. I remember the (very) early days he’d come out to do bits, I love that he’s been allowed to grow his “character” for all these years too. Anyone who sticks with Conan (and Vice versa) for the better part of 30 years is okay in my book.
Jimmy Fallon: Invites big celebraties and fakes laugh
Jimmy Kimmel: Inviting big celebraties and mildly fakeness
Conan O'Brian: Makes his staff crew his celebraties and makes us all laugh hard
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Very true
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Truthfully
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The two of them dancing together is true magic.
That moment at 7:12 was so wholesome for me, Conan reaches out with his hands to Jordan and goes on dancing
12 years later, Jordan is the best thing that has ever happened to that show!
I think at 8:33 this is why Conan has truly cared for Jordan. Though their dynamic is definitely unique, he has always stressed how he enjoys the company of real people and not the falsities his industry tends to create. While it's a meme to mock Jordan's "what does he do", he wouldn't be on the team if he didn't contribute at least whatever tasks he has to do for the day-to-day operations.
Jordan gives off a vibe of someone who knows exactly what they're doing, and simultaneously, has no idea what they're doing, or how they got there, but they just own it, and people love him for it.
My cousin is exactly like Jordan....only difference is hr has absolutely no idea what he is doing.
Jordan's command of the language is really impressive.
Which one? His "language" is quite normal, what he's doing is "thinking" in a different way, reacting in a certain kind of logic.
He prepares his vocabulary in various ways
*AND THUS THE LEGEND OF SCHLANSKY THE UNMOVABLE WAS BORN*
5:14 when Jordan starts laughing as Conan opens the can
Jordan is like the video game side characters where they talk to you for a moment then just goes back to their own internal world
Jordan is a NPC haha
I love that Jordan bought into all of Conan's shenanigans! The fact that he can keep a straight face during most of their filmed interactions is beyond impressive! The best thing to come out of the writers strike.
Conan: It's got a cartoon bumblebee on the cover, how can you take this seriously as a food source?
Jordan: Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude me from enjoying it
Jordan is a real one
Conan truly laughing uncontrollably. So great.
The real "A Star is Born"
He's gotten even better since then keeping a straight face. Funny to see him break into a grin multiple times!
To just think he hadn't even begun to experiment with oats and whey by this point....
6:38 haha, even Jordan found that funny.
BudduredToast imagine that joke being told now 😂
It's funny because it's true.
classic CONAN
I have a feeling he completely broke when conan said those bitches had to die
Feels weird when he first mentioned Jordan there was no applause break
I would probably enjoy Jordan's company very much. He's extremely well educated and he puts an artistic touch on everything he does.
Honestly me too, which might mean that I'm also insufferable 😂
I've been looking for this clip for years. The account that had this deleted it a while back, which sucked...Thanks for putting it up. :)
thank you, bob saget's ball sack...
@Bob Saget's Ball Sack yessir
@Bob Saget's Ball Sack i have. It's in two parts. All of his early satellites with Jordan are great. Look for the one where they look at houses. That's funny too.
@Bob Saget's Ball Sack :)
I was literally crying laughing while Conan was laughing at the end.
So, if there had been no strike, we would never have met Jordan... The Universe took pity 🤗
I've missed so many of these episodes. Wow.
Little did conan know that the writers strike wasn't going to be the strangest shows.
Ah back when Jordan tried to hold his laugh.
ScoutJeanLouise he knows how to control his laugh now
U can really see how he has perfected his character now, compared to this.
The song the band plays at the end is limelight by Rush. A great touch
Yeah Conan mentioned it
“I love how they are playing limelight. Isn’t that one of your Rush songs?”
phosphorescent wave, are you Jordan Schlansky??
Thanks! I've been trying to make out the lyrics to find the song all these years lol
That little clap Conan is doing while he’s dancing is absolutely SENDING me ! I’m literally hollering😭
Oh yeah, where is it sending you?
That “I’ve never hated the writers strike more” line is what gave us the Jordan we all know and love today, and stripped him of his soul.
#LongLiveSoullessJordan
“You’re not like other people” lmao no shit.. such chemistry omg lol
The man, the myth, the legend - Jordan Schlansky! As much joy to watch it now as it was all those years ago!
You can tell how much Jordan loves Conan, even then
5:26 You can see Jordan's most genuine smile ever.
“What kind of food?”
“Various kinds.”
The very first "various".
9:30 conans laughter is soo contagious
Who would give this a thumbs down, I'm wondering? This is pure comedy GOLD.
Jordan Schlansky
It amazes me more that they doing this kind of conversation decades ago. It feels like that this was just shot yesterday
9:21 the epic delivery of Jordan begrudgingly calling Conan a leader
Flawless irony by the great Jordan
i would hire jordan as my lawyer in the future just so he could lecture the court room and waste time for the judge to dismiss my case knowing he wouldn’t get anywhere further with more questions.
This is the most wholesome video on the internet
Kudos to the band for playing Limelight as Jordan walked out.
“So where are you gonna work tomorrow” Conan asked, without even missing a beat
Imagine a reality show with Conan, Jordan, Sona, Bley, and "the sugar packet temp" all living in one house?
Competing shows would be cancelled by the hundreds...
Great idea...but you left out Aron. No-can-do w/o Mr. Clueless-Gamer's wing-man!
@@Crimethoughtfull he said bley which is short for bleyart the last name of aron
How can you forget about Pierre Bernard?
coolbritannia97 andy aswell
coolbritannia97 oh and tony the cameraman
Jordan is a real life Seinfeld character.
oh man, i remember many years ago at a GNC store here had Cyto Gainer. i couldn't help myself say out loud "CYTO-GAINER" in Conan's nerdy voice
Did people stare?😂
Jordan dancing!
YUMMM!
I’m hooked; come to Australia 🎶💕🎶😈
💕😍❤️Conan and Jordan dancing is the cutest thing ever ❤️😍💕
It would be my honour if I ever found a frnd like jordan in life.
It would change my life fundamentally.
Jordan knew what was coming when Conan opened the sweets stash :D. A rare human moment for Jordan.
I like how at the end he clapped on beat to the music
Best origin story ever!
Isn't it great how Conan has given us all so much hilarity, and at the same time provided his staff with the opportunity to earn an excellent living?
Honestly it’ll never get old hearing the band play Rush as Jordan gets in front of the audience
Jordan is the One of Best Characters.
what i learned from this is that everyone in Conan's staff has the potential to be a serial killer
If someone told me before I have seen this video, that Conan said “you make me so happy” to Jordan, I would have first assumed Conan was talking to Jordan’s corpse 😆
Thank you for uploading this!! I’ve been looking for it for a while now
Conan likes to say Jordan is all real, but it's pretty obvious that this character has been prepared in various ways.
Best segment of the show ever.. conan and jordan.. i hope you could upload more of this more often.. very funny
3:35 Lol, this sounds like a mangled Rush song combined with Irish poetry, or the Irish Rovers or something
Conan is hilarious
It sounded like a foreign version of "Oasis" by Wonderwall. 🤣🤣🤣
i wish i had a friend that i cant stop laughing when i see Jordan is a living legend
He smiles so much in this one, it's great
I just love those two they make me so happy 😀
Just google "associate producer", I dare you
Various Tasks & Duties
🤣🤣🤣
hahaha awesome
lmaaaooooooooooooooooooooooo
Lmao, Jordan is everywhere!
Watching Jordan and Conan dance together was magical! Sweet and serendipitous!
And very, very sexual. I had an emission while watching. Truly glorious.
The hidden away pops tarts after all the healthy food talk, classic! 😂
Seeing these guys interacting always makes me laugh. Jordan has the best deadpan expression to contrast with Conan's bufoonery. Don't get me wrong. Conan is brilliant.
T'was before Jordan turned to the dark side, from Conan's doing ...
Never seen this before, thanks for posting!
5:26 Jordan's smile is precious
The band playing limelight during his walk in was a nice touch 👌
one like from pity like pixie
Jordan, My Man!
4:48 The sass in Jordan’s voice god I love him 😂
I honestly really enjoyed jordan and conan dancing in the hallway. that was really sweet