Idk what mics these are but wow they are really good. Not only sensitive in sound ( getting close up whispers without have to go all the way to the mic is amazing ) but also the sensitivity of the L and R channels, it’s constantly changing which I really like over a more centric mono standard. Great video!!!
I never thought my fragrance obsession and asmr obsession would ever clash but here we are. Thank you JoJo for always coming clutch with the creativity 🙏🏻
Around 16:00 you talk about your personality and matching scents. Protip from a woman who has studied and tested this phenomena on college friends, churchmates and coworkers alike over the years: _we find different men more attractive during different parts of the month._ Case in point, Supernatural. Around menstruation women find Sam more attractive, as he's the more caring and thoughtful brother. Closer to ovulation women find the rugged and straightforward Dean more attractive. We all have our favorite between the two, but half the month we are drawn to the characteristics of the other brother more than usual. (Test your friend group and you'll see similar results.) It's believed that we women go through this swapperoo due to hormonal chemicals, that when we feel dominant and flirty we want a dominant man, and when we need nurturing we crave the emotional connection and support. So if you are looking to impress that special lady, learn her cycle and pick up clues. Reflect how she's feeling. When she's confident and sassy, bust out the musky masculine scents to rile you both up. But when she's withdrawn, use the more sensitive and approachable scents to drive home hust how caring you are and how much you know her and will tend to her needs. (And a quick refresher for anyone who ignored that lesson in health class: Menstruation/ menses [Greek and has nothing to do with men so shove it feminists] is bleeding, cleaning out the organs like a snake sheds it's skin... but it's interior mucus lining. Ovulation is when the ovum/egg is released and travels to either be fertilized and grow during pregnancy or passed during menstruation. Each is roughly a few days to a week. So it's one week menses, one week off, one week ovulation, one week off, repeat.)
there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin
Eau fraiche was my first ever fragrance purchase almost 5 years ago! a true summer masterpiece. A scent profile that manages to be mass appealing but still unique which is very hard to do. The lemon-like citruses blend into a sweet musk with a cedar wood type smell, absolutely a masterpiece of a fragrance
The clear blue Versace Cologne is legit a top 5 fragrance for me and has been for the last decade I've slowly moved to more classy and grown up fragrances but man that one just has a nostalgia scent for me
Bro.. I follow you like in 2015 and you are my fav asmr artist all this time. It’s impressive because maybe not all the nights i put asmr but when I want… really my fingers automatically put ur videos 😂
Oh certainly. I REALLY reccomend you check out FredsVoice ASMR or Matty Tingles, both are SUPER good at ASMR and especially Matty does SUPERB personnal attention cologne salesman roleplays which I heavily reccomend. They are the best no diff, but Jojo is up there with him as well.
Jojo should do the card scene from American Psycho and show off his card to the table and the other guys there should be different asmrtists with their own cards to show off.
I am trying to go to sleep, and I am practically tingle immune. And the tingle I’m looking for it is the one that puts me to sleep. If you’re trying to find the title for the video, I’m requesting, label it “dropping a nuke on your tingle immunity“
![[ASMR] most REALISTIC cologne salesman EVER 🧴 (4k60fps)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z7CS0oSquFA/mqdefault.jpg)
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Jojo is like the Batman of asmr. He's not the asmrtist the world deserves. But the asmrtist we all need.
On ya, my brother
Could not agree more.
U realize he gets a shit load of money. Like 600+ per video. And passive income like 😮
@@jimmy1426so hes rich like batman too, lol
Lol😂😂😂
Idk what mics these are but wow they are really good. Not only sensitive in sound ( getting close up whispers without have to go all the way to the mic is amazing ) but also the sensitivity of the L and R channels, it’s constantly changing which I really like over a more centric mono standard. Great video!!!
Bro Shotgun mics for example from Røde
@@PlecxieKanekonyanteach me how to make that o+/🤩💀
@@Superboba09hold down on o and it shows these options őõœøōǒôòóö and ø is one of them
@@32glxcksg thanks 🙏
-10= 69
🤣
Jojo could seriously be good at any job because of how good his RP’s are
if all salesmen were like this i wouldn’t have a spending problem because i would fall asleep before purchasing anything 😭
Underrated
Versace eau fraiche is the first fragrance i fell in love when i was youg! I'm so glad to see other people that love it as much as i do!
I am using it currently as well.
Some young yet bold scent. Second bottle already hehe
his skin looks insane congrats bro
Lightskin
@@Willjonhn He was talking about the acne calming down goofy
”Wait till i get my money” up ahh collection bruh 😭🔥
omg I swear as soon as I saw the Calvin Klein 😭😭 tbf I can’t be talking tho
ong bru 😭😭
wait til i get my money up is insane work when blud has 4 mil subs LMFAOOOOO
@@omarsglockwe leavin yo ahh in 2024 too😭😭😭😭😭
@QWERTY-k3k bro you’re dragging this shit 2024 been past move on lil bro
I never thought my fragrance obsession and asmr obsession would ever clash but here we are. Thank you JoJo for always coming clutch with the creativity 🙏🏻
Same😂 i love both too
Around 16:00 you talk about your personality and matching scents. Protip from a woman who has studied and tested this phenomena on college friends, churchmates and coworkers alike over the years: _we find different men more attractive during different parts of the month._ Case in point, Supernatural. Around menstruation women find Sam more attractive, as he's the more caring and thoughtful brother. Closer to ovulation women find the rugged and straightforward Dean more attractive. We all have our favorite between the two, but half the month we are drawn to the characteristics of the other brother more than usual. (Test your friend group and you'll see similar results.)
It's believed that we women go through this swapperoo due to hormonal chemicals, that when we feel dominant and flirty we want a dominant man, and when we need nurturing we crave the emotional connection and support.
So if you are looking to impress that special lady, learn her cycle and pick up clues. Reflect how she's feeling. When she's confident and sassy, bust out the musky masculine scents to rile you both up. But when she's withdrawn, use the more sensitive and approachable scents to drive home hust how caring you are and how much you know her and will tend to her needs.
(And a quick refresher for anyone who ignored that lesson in health class:
Menstruation/ menses [Greek and has nothing to do with men so shove it feminists] is bleeding, cleaning out the organs like a snake sheds it's skin... but it's interior mucus lining. Ovulation is when the ovum/egg is released and travels to either be fertilized and grow during pregnancy or passed during menstruation. Each is roughly a few days to a week. So it's one week menses, one week off, one week ovulation, one week off, repeat.)
Couldn’t read this i didn’t understand but credit for putting this much passion/energy in comment 😊
@@32glxcks😂
@32glxcks I’m glad I’m not the only one😂
Every like this comment gets I’ll buy a fragrance from jojos shop
The amount it gets by the end of the day I will buy
Me
@@Annonymousmario😈
@@Haxridmann me what? I'm genuinely confused
Whats a fragrance?😅
Ayo, Mister White, these tingles are 99.1% pure!
there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin
@@smirkyglint5437okay 🪳🪳🐜🐜
There is skin in your bugs
there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin
there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin
there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin
there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin
there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin
there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin
there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin there are bugs in your skin
Eau fraiche was my first ever fragrance purchase almost 5 years ago! a true summer masterpiece. A scent profile that manages to be mass appealing but still unique which is very hard to do. The lemon-like citruses blend into a sweet musk with a cedar wood type smell, absolutely a masterpiece of a fragrance
It's at times like this I'm glad I bought a Smellevision™
Ok so i just learned that you feel tingles down the neck and spine. I can do that on command and i have been able to my whole life.
Timestamps:
0:00 intro
4:17 frag 1
10:01 frag 2
13:20 frag 3
18:22 frag 4
23:00 frag 5
25:30 outro
Pls like also 😊
JoJo addresses us a “my friend”
Me : you are not my friend you are my teacher 0:29
Dude what
The clear blue Versace Cologne is legit a top 5 fragrance for me and has been for the last decade I've slowly moved to more classy and grown up fragrances but man that one just has a nostalgia scent for me
BRO, i was just watching the old version of this and i got recommended the new one! Now i get a remake of my favorite asmr rp genre: cologne
Lord jojo has declared eepy time with fragrances
Fr
Jojo will be a criminal mastermind, he can steal literally anything and say it’s one of his asmr triggers
Bro.. I follow you like in 2015 and you are my fav asmr artist all this time. It’s impressive because maybe not all the nights i put asmr but when I want… really my fingers automatically put ur videos 😂
Cologne salseman RPs are my favourite, thank you so much, Jojo!!
wait are these like common or something 💀💀
Oh certainly. I REALLY reccomend you check out FredsVoice ASMR or Matty Tingles, both are SUPER good at ASMR and especially Matty does SUPERB personnal attention cologne salesman roleplays which I heavily reccomend. They are the best no diff, but Jojo is up there with him as well.
Dw I found a tingle dealer rp
The asmr was so good that I could smell the cologne from the screen
i think you're just high
@@youraveragejoe23💀
You gonna give the man his 80s asmr
I didnt knew i needed a jojofied version of articulate design asmr
Jojo should do the card scene from American Psycho and show off his card to the table and the other guys there should be different asmrtists with their own cards to show off.
That recommendation and name are unfathomably based
can they really make that into a full video though
Fr.
When I found this channel I got into and loved ASMR vids and channels
i fell asleep in the intro. You got the stuff jojo
The green screen effects are so high quality, it’s like he’s actually in a store.
I’ve been wanting another one of these videos
I have not seen a new video in a while, I thought you were dead! GREAT STUFF MAN
Jojo spends all his time for us to sleep and entertain us
It is late night in my country and seeing that Jojo released new asmr video is just awsome
As soon as the notification popped up I clicked because it was 5 am and I needed sleep.
0:35 I love how he asked me how my day was n i responded “not so good”, but he still said “Excellent”!!….Its ok jojo i still love ur videos🩷🩷
Theres nothing better than being JoJo's customer😭❤️🙏
You e Dr get that feeling when you pull off a clutch 8v1
Every like this comment gets I'll give 1 dollar to jay so he can buy every fragrance in jojo's shop
146 buddy
192 buddy
I JUST WOKE UP, ITS TIME TO SLEEP AGAIN
Bro you are the best ASMRtist in the world 🌎❤
You gotta appreciate his hard work for these ASMR Roleplays! Thanks Jojo for the amazing content!
I like the way you explain everything to us
The sounds you make are magical
This one was fire 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯🤫🙅🤔🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀💀💀🥶🥶🥶
Great video jojo keep it up❤❤
Bro his voice is so soothing
The background looks so real, and the asmr is super relaxing!!!! Tysm for this ❤
Btw Early Sqaud (24 hrs) 👇
Don't think he'll have to worry about running out of fragrance any time soon. Those sprays were tight as cramp 😂
Amazing Roleplay! Thanks Jojo! 😊
I have never this roleplay before, so interesting and different from the videos i have seen so far
Finally I can sleep peacefully with some asmr
Did you just learn about asmr?
Earlyy!! u never miss jojo 😋💕
Jojo has inspired so many young creators. He deserves more recognition❤😊
I should start asmr I'm 15 years old
No way. Fragrance and ASMR this gotta be so groundbreaking. ALSO BY JOJO 😱
Hes done it before and apparently its a common roleplay
Thanks for the video jojo
I will sleep well tonight 😊
Could u do more bloopers jojo? Its funny to see the behind the scenes of jojos life
Official Jeremy Fragrance like button hier 😂
#Germany🫶🏻
Good video. I love it 🙏🏻
this video is exceptional! i love the idea, great job jojo :)
My eyes are drooping and I’m bout to fall asleep
Back at it again!
Love your asmr it helps me fall asleep. i watch your asmr every night keep up the good work Jojo. and also your the GOAT!!!
yay tysm jojo you help me fall asleep every night
so relaxing❤
I am trying to go to sleep, and I am practically tingle immune. And the tingle I’m looking for it is the one that puts me to sleep. If you’re trying to find the title for the video, I’m requesting, label it “dropping a nuke on your tingle immunity“
There words. Cranial nerve exam
"Eau de toilette" translates to toilet water for anybody wondering what jojo meant at 4:46, it is an actual name for several different colognes
DAY 45 of asking jojo to put a wig on steven and actually cut it
Bros voice is angelic 😭
최고의 ASMR 아티스트❤👍🏻👑
JOJO 화이팅💪🏻💪🏻🔥
Ur soooooooo good a asmr this made me sleep instantly
😊
1:40 I can’t be the the only one that heard the first time you eat somebody
❤❤Love your
videos
I saw "salesman" and INSTANTLY clicked. I didn't even know what kind of video it was or who made it 😂
I understandeth thou fello DELTARUNE Fan! Also of thou.. ASMReth? Or suchest to thou matter.
-sincerely, Roulxs Kaard
@@KnifeTail AHA, FINALLY! That sure took a while. I guess I am, as I watch [48 HOURS A DAY] worth of ASMR videos.
Thou do appeareth as quite a [BIG SHOT] indeedeth afterall. Hehe.
@@KnifeTail Nah, I'm more of a [LARGE PROJECTILE] kinda [FELLA FELLINGTON]. Being a [BIG SHOT!] is a little too much for me.
No matter what thou sayeth, I considerest goodeth and besteth bigshot ive ever met.
Day 129 of asking for asmr but it’s in the 80’s
Ohhh shit that sound is perfect
I loveeed this
my laptop went on life support watching this video
Oh man I love fragrances, curious to see which you have in this video!
Thanks for helping me sleep man, I appreciate it always
As a person who is allergic to perfume/cologne this video killed me, literally.
Great vid jojo
Day 131 of asking for Asmr but in the 80s
Damn no Steven roleplay but day 149
of asking for a Steven roleplay
steven of what?
what is steven roleplay
@@blands1014his mic that looks like this 🗿
I keep hearing the buzzing sounds 😂😂
But still great ASMR!
The best fragrance would be the “jojo edging” one, I can make a lot of those per day!
This community is too positive. We need more hate. Damn your great asmr Jojo!
Jojo is best asmr
Burning memory theme plays"
I love your ASMR ❤
You are the best asmartist 🤩❤️🔥
perfect timing ! Love your vids :)
Nice video :D Im gonna have it on the background while playing tf2
I always come back to this video🙏
Early Gang (24 hours) ⬇️⬇️🤩💚🩷
Yes.
I lovw these realistic videos !!!
ngl if you gave jojo a mutton chop beard style he'd look like lupin from lupin the third
Day 147 of asking JoJo to do a cutting real vegetables and fruits asmr
Wow that Versace is exactly my favorite kind. If I recall it's called Versace blue?
Next role play you should end with “That will be 500$”
POV: you like the video before he even finishes the intro 👍
I like the glasses JoJo, they remind me of Harry Potter. 😂
This video makes me think of when I walk into a fragrance store and my nose gets overflowed with the smells
Also it’s weird to be this early
I love your videos ❤️