ASMR Celebrity Personal Assistant: Positive Affirmations (valley girl)

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  • @chelseaylanan
    @chelseaylanan 4 роки тому +6225

    someone speculated that valley girl is 1920s party girl's great-granddaughter. it looks like she is and even inherited the outfit lol

    • @lapinx2607
      @lapinx2607 4 роки тому +588

      chelsea ylanan someone else said that valley girl is just immortal, which is also fantastic

    • @Matt-hi2uj
      @Matt-hi2uj 4 роки тому +410

      Im telling you bro there's a whole multiverse in the making, I'm waiting on the avengers roleplay

    • @MichelleZhang132
      @MichelleZhang132 4 роки тому +25

      Trainer R3d 2 love this comment

    • @chelseaylanan
      @chelseaylanan 4 роки тому +13

      @@Matt-hi2uj LMAO

    • @bisexualdisasterlol
      @bisexualdisasterlol 4 роки тому +286

      I'd like to think she's immortal and has been serving/befriending the same family for generations, either due to a contract or simple love and attachment.

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 4 роки тому +4000

    "If you were a type of fruit-"
    Me, already half-asleep: _I would be Legolas..._

    • @hanjo8843
      @hanjo8843 4 роки тому +149

      Bro I thought that too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @castlewitch
      @castlewitch 4 роки тому +109

      SCREAMING

    • @Lethia277
      @Lethia277 4 роки тому +31

      😂😂😂

    • @giisellegaalvan1996
      @giisellegaalvan1996 4 роки тому +24

      Is this a reference to some movie?
      i'm so uncool, i don't even know

    • @bisexualdisasterlol
      @bisexualdisasterlol 4 роки тому +86

      @@pyark Nah, it was funny, I had a good and long laugh.

  • @Alex_Under_Attack
    @Alex_Under_Attack 4 роки тому +5757

    "If you were a fruit, you'd be a mango because they're my favourite" is honestly so sweet - it caught me off guard

    • @Penguins459
      @Penguins459 4 роки тому +35

      But really think about it you’d be the first to go

    • @Beainkle
      @Beainkle 4 роки тому +10

      I don’t know what I think about mangos. I may have got a bad one. Not sure.

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 4 роки тому +10

      @@Beainkle If it was sour or tasted really strong, or really weak, you got a bad one.

    • @Beainkle
      @Beainkle 4 роки тому +7

      @@ElusiveTy the thing is I looked up on UA-cam what a ripe mango looked like and I got the mango that looked the most ripe. Ate it and it tasted like the smell of gasoline.

    • @justbb1415
      @justbb1415 3 роки тому +18

      @@Beainkle oh hell no. Mangoes are top notch. They smell soo good (def not gasoline smell) n the ripe ones taste soo good too. Maybe u got a bad one or maybe ur just white jk lol😂

  • @pamelalks
    @pamelalks 4 роки тому +2467

    "Sorry Zac, literally just broke both my legs, i'm sure you'll find a girl with two intact tibias" LMAOOO😂😂😭😭😭💀

    • @kel9037
      @kel9037 4 роки тому +45

      This made me laugh and wake back up a little. Wasn't expecting her to say that.

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 роки тому +140

      No one:
      Our tibias: 🎶 *we're breaking free* 🎶

    • @BelievingIt
      @BelievingIt 4 роки тому +14

      its just morgan GET OUUUT!

    • @Thehalomen
      @Thehalomen 4 роки тому +5

      t i b i a s

    • @ren-tq5yg
      @ren-tq5yg 4 роки тому +4

      @@morganmarsh1276 JAIL😭😭

  • @laurio9892
    @laurio9892 4 роки тому +6229

    I’m dead at “soorryyy Zaac, just broke BOTH my legs. SO embarrassing”.

    • @hiendar2407
      @hiendar2407 4 роки тому +144

      when i was six years old
      bROKE MAH LEG
      my brothers and his friends
      broke mah leg

    • @Guarlon
      @Guarlon 4 роки тому +15

      @@hiendar2407 How.

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 роки тому +141

      “I’m sure you’ll find a girl with 2 intact legs in NO TIME!” Emojis?

    • @ashleycastillo1216
      @ashleycastillo1216 4 роки тому +26

      Kisses. 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @phantom_kitsune7424
      @phantom_kitsune7424 4 роки тому +9

      @@hiendar2407 I thought that was forgotten😂

  • @ursuchariot
    @ursuchariot 4 роки тому +4243

    i was like “omg we’re getting so much valley girl content, didn’t she *just* upload one of these???” - turns out the last one was two months ago, and time is an illusion

    • @bonnieyao5486
      @bonnieyao5486 4 роки тому +92

      I can see from this comment that you also watch Erin’s video on repeat and hence experience this time warp 👀

    • @MichaelaBelle
      @MichaelaBelle 4 роки тому +16

      Corona time =/= normal time

    • @ItMeSinamenRoll
      @ItMeSinamenRoll 4 роки тому +15

      And so are pants

    • @elliel.5915
      @elliel.5915 4 роки тому +8

      legit did not believe this when i read it, i had to go check
      plus this was 2 weeks ago, what

    • @bella9698
      @bella9698 4 роки тому +2

      And so is death

  • @avalonlight
    @avalonlight 4 роки тому +1038

    “Kronk would love you”
    I think this is my favorite compliment EVER

    • @oregano5316
      @oregano5316 4 роки тому +9

      *gasp* My spinach puffs!

    • @claremiller9979
      @claremiller9979 4 роки тому +14

      Oh yeah, it's all coming together

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 роки тому +1

      Same, I’ve never felt so loved.

    • @avalonlight
      @avalonlight 4 роки тому

      HOLY CRAP SHE SAW MY COMMENT

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 4 роки тому

      I love this so much because then I get "Scary leaf!" Stuck in my head! 🤣

  • @lilykesten1007
    @lilykesten1007 4 роки тому +3939

    the casual way she dismissed zac efron is KILLING ME

  • @DaihatsuCharade1993
    @DaihatsuCharade1993 4 роки тому +2251

    “You matched with Zach Efron”
    Me a straight guy:
    “Nice!”

    • @Sophia-jq9cb
      @Sophia-jq9cb 4 роки тому +227

      Wait? You arent a car? When will the lies cease

    • @rtralpha3960
      @rtralpha3960 4 роки тому +80

      Sophia a car that doesn’t know how to drive 😂

    • @Hyssopo
      @Hyssopo 4 роки тому +49

      @@Sophia-jq9cb Oh no he's a car alright, he's just hiding it

    • @iamarealhuman5296
      @iamarealhuman5296 4 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @goose5654
      @goose5654 4 роки тому +52

      *Detroit: Become Human*

  • @gvd3975
    @gvd3975 4 роки тому +2228

    “There’s no limit to the amount of bagels you can eat” is the only form of positive affirmation I will accept now

    • @Magirl-xq4hr
      @Magirl-xq4hr 4 роки тому +6

      I’m with you 😀

    • @brandongonzales3785
      @brandongonzales3785 4 роки тому +6

      Well... The limit would be your stomach capacity, haha

    • @kaylipentico4256
      @kaylipentico4256 4 роки тому +22

      @@brandongonzales3785 no no, you must learn to *expand* your stomach as far as you want. Sure it might feel absolutely painful but hey, bagels

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 4 роки тому +8

      Ikr I feel recognized

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 роки тому +3

      Same though- 😂❤️

  • @beetlebones3374
    @beetlebones3374 4 роки тому +3515

    “.........Kendal Jenner can eat sHi”
    When I say I cAcKlEd-

    • @miloharris4868
      @miloharris4868 4 роки тому +61

      I DIED XD

    • @goaway4500
      @goaway4500 4 роки тому +57

      Yo I just heard that part the exact moment I read this comment. I had to double take what just happened haha it was weird

    • @ClxudyWxffle
      @ClxudyWxffle 4 роки тому +8

      Time Stamp Please

    • @ClxudyWxffle
      @ClxudyWxffle 4 роки тому +42

      9:16 Nvm I Found It

    • @xxrdexx718
      @xxrdexx718 4 роки тому +12

      @@ClxudyWxffle 9:15

  • @bbaker5049
    @bbaker5049 3 роки тому +713

    "kendall jenner can eat shi-" I AM DEAD tryna fall asleep and now just laughing my ass off

  • @fearofthechippan
    @fearofthechippan 4 роки тому +4707

    I’d like a “driving is for ugly people” bumper sticker

  • @lyliaroseasmr7882
    @lyliaroseasmr7882 4 роки тому +5961

    This “Celebrity Personal Assistant” character has made the most relaxing series of ASMR videos I’ve ever seen!

    • @RinDemon5
      @RinDemon5 4 роки тому +15

      Me too

    • @carasmiley9680
      @carasmiley9680 4 роки тому +14

      Yessssss BEST ASMR SERIES EVER!!!!

    • @arianachristinacarranza3468
      @arianachristinacarranza3468 4 роки тому +6

      no cappp

    • @fourandtwentyblackbirds3316
      @fourandtwentyblackbirds3316 4 роки тому +29

      My absolute favorite series ever. I am not exaggerating when I say that these videos are my go tos when others just aren’t cutting it. The accent is so tingly, and the story is always entertaining but not too exciting that I can’t relax. These videos would go down in the asmr hall of fame if that existed.

    • @lesliealonzoelianny5999
      @lesliealonzoelianny5999 4 роки тому +3

      Rt x100000000

  • @gabrielledominguez8993
    @gabrielledominguez8993 4 роки тому +462

    being called a mango bc its valley girl's favorite fruit is the elite compliment

  • @swaggyyzebra
    @swaggyyzebra 4 роки тому +879

    “sorry i just broke both my legs. how embarrassing!!”
    me when i’m asked to go out somewhere

  • @lehighguy
    @lehighguy 4 роки тому +4118

    Me, a dude: "I'm going to look so freakin' baller in that baby pink pantsuit."

    • @lindseygaabo7379
      @lindseygaabo7379 4 роки тому +353

      Don't forget the lacy white bralette

    • @audrey_is_dead
      @audrey_is_dead 4 роки тому +347

      Clothing has no gender luv, go for it. Bet you’d look great.

    • @lehighguy
      @lehighguy 4 роки тому +297

      @@lindseygaabo7379 Bro, the bralette is the best part. Shows off my gains.

    • @kristinesargsyan8794
      @kristinesargsyan8794 4 роки тому +61

      Yes you are baby

    • @lindseygaabo7379
      @lindseygaabo7379 4 роки тому +81

      lehighguy yes king👑

  • @georgiarose2542
    @georgiarose2542 4 роки тому +454

    I get the vibe that she either secretly hates me or she has a crush on me and knows she can’t do anything about it

  • @OnlyLeigh
    @OnlyLeigh 4 роки тому +3616

    first encounter with valley girl asmr: "nah i lived in california for years i can't stand this accent anymore"
    now: "I CANNOT FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT GOODNIGHT MOON'S CELEBRITY PERSONAL ASSISTANT"

    • @OnlyLeigh
      @OnlyLeigh 4 роки тому +18

      @@chaoticgood12 yes!!!!

    • @hallelsegel6517
      @hallelsegel6517 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao leigh waddup, love your videos
      and honestly זוט עני

    • @twitch_cyberhex
      @twitch_cyberhex 4 роки тому +12

      omg you were such a big part of my middle school identity 🥺

    • @OnlyLeigh
      @OnlyLeigh 4 роки тому +13

      @@prot0pixel64 i seriously only watch youtube nowadays for asmr

    • @ep8246
      @ep8246 4 роки тому +1

      Celebrity listener I see

  • @AK-jt9gx
    @AK-jt9gx 4 роки тому +3406

    “Kronk would love you” is the most validating thing I’ve ever heard 13:00

  • @max-ud1xb
    @max-ud1xb 4 роки тому +2701

    why is no one talking about the midi dress I am ACTIVELY pissed that I got my strawberry midi dress photo op stolen by a Jenner 😭😭😭

    • @hufflepufflez3293
      @hufflepufflez3293 4 роки тому +91

      it's not even one of the _good_ ones smh 😖😖

    • @dreamyelf7488
      @dreamyelf7488 4 роки тому +198

      Jenner did her a favor. Sooo many people have already worn that dress. That dress is dead.

    • @max-ud1xb
      @max-ud1xb 4 роки тому +77

      Dreamy Elf true true... but it was cute while it lasted 💔

    • @gabrielleporter553
      @gabrielleporter553 4 роки тому +67

      Dreamy Elf it was so cute for awhile, it looked so good when mxmtoon wore it 🥺😳its definitely dying now that everyone wants it

    • @MichaelaBelle
      @MichaelaBelle 4 роки тому +48

      It's liiiiterally six feet under

  • @ashlynkay3755
    @ashlynkay3755 4 роки тому +879

    THE SMILE SHE SHOT US AFTER SHE SAID “you could just blow out their fire breathe with your air breathe” iM WHEEZING

    • @georgiamaria2412
      @georgiamaria2412 4 роки тому +36

      gave me hardcore Karen from Meangirls vibes, loveable ditz😊😁

    • @ashlynkay3755
      @ashlynkay3755 4 роки тому +8

      Georgia Maria oh my gosh yes

    • @allya9187
      @allya9187 4 роки тому

      Ikr! 🤣

  • @brianna3965
    @brianna3965 4 роки тому +914

    Half a millimeter trim😂 “wanna be crazy and do two millimeter? No? Ok”

  • @BohemianScandalous
    @BohemianScandalous 4 роки тому +3084

    Jokes on us; Zac doesn’t actually like golf, he just likes dramatically singing on golfing greens.

    • @Izzy.x
      @Izzy.x 4 роки тому +75

      Underrated comment I’m dead just picturing that scene

    • @ASMRbyEvie
      @ASMRbyEvie 4 роки тому +26

      IM SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abbyk7755
      @abbyk7755 4 роки тому +20

      Under appreciated comment I swear this is comedy gold

    • @suckonthisnut
      @suckonthisnut 4 роки тому +45

      You willing to bet on it?

    • @jem_theelf
      @jem_theelf 4 роки тому +10

      First time i read it i was like: 🤔
      Second time I read it I was like: 😂

  • @lilykesten1007
    @lilykesten1007 4 роки тому +446

    “cronk would love you, babe” ......i’m in tears thank u somuchj erin in sob bign

    • @Meng_7025
      @Meng_7025 4 роки тому +74

      the cry typing in this paired with erins heart OBLITERATED me it’s so fucking funny

    • @SkittyDangerzne
      @SkittyDangerzne 4 роки тому

      @@RaymondJiang444 Facts. Don't throw off his groove.

  • @whimsyasmr589
    @whimsyasmr589 4 роки тому +733

    This series is truly, like, a soothing satire for our time.

    • @LittleMew133
      @LittleMew133 3 роки тому +1

      It's so ridiculously but maybe possibly really exist somewhere in modern society

  • @faeeeriee
    @faeeeriee 4 роки тому +2451

    “It’s okay that every single plant that you try to take care for immediately dies.”
    *me, slowly tearing up:* words can hurt...

    • @supremeoverlord0
      @supremeoverlord0 4 роки тому +81

      I've had 4 plants, and they've all died.
      They were cacti.

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 4 роки тому +9

      Saaaame

    • @micahflynn4342
      @micahflynn4342 4 роки тому +47

      my succulent was stolen by a bastard squirrel when i set it out on the porch for some sunlight, i still miss charlie sometimes ;(

    • @laylayoung2238
      @laylayoung2238 4 роки тому +15

      Me: starting at my dying cactus

    • @katokabi986
      @katokabi986 4 роки тому +17

      Ok but seriously, how do we even kill cactuses? I tried everything for mine, searched for right soil, when to water, sunlight, even talk to them... Vibe with me and the aesthetic I’m trying to achieve for the love of god 😔✊

  • @Joshua-Stacy
    @Joshua-Stacy 4 роки тому +732

    When she said “Kendall Jenner can eat shi” I felt that

  • @zoehaines4455
    @zoehaines4455 4 роки тому +1429

    Zac Efron : "He likes girls who are interested in golf"
    My Highschool Musical Memory: Sharpay Evans working at the golf course to impress Troy

    • @olivia-bts
      @olivia-bts 4 роки тому +42

      "Pretending to work " since her family owns it

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 роки тому +42

      My friend and I literally watched that earlier and I freaked when I heard her say that lol
      Edit: when I say watched I mean overanalyzing "I don't dance" multiple times

    • @ronanstephens1597
      @ronanstephens1597 4 роки тому +2

      @badguyspy unh unh unh yeeeeah!

    • @mihkomin
      @mihkomin 4 роки тому +1

      *a b b y*

    • @ronanstephens1597
      @ronanstephens1597 4 роки тому +3

      @@prot0pixel64 the homoerotic undertones of that song give me life 😆

  • @noahbartlett1296
    @noahbartlett1296 4 роки тому +623

    Dragon: exists
    My lung capacity: imma bout to end this mans whole career

    • @kristinamartines6806
      @kristinamartines6806 3 роки тому +3

      @Courtney Baker im dead cau you stole all the oxygen with your amazing lung capacity

  • @peachr384
    @peachr384 4 роки тому +1221

    “It’s okay you can’t drive.” This woman has a camera somewhere right?

  • @nordlysasmr
    @nordlysasmr 4 роки тому +1796

    erin: you matched with zac efron
    me laughing thinking how sad i just wanted to get matched with my personal assistant: hah :) thats great :) love that

    • @candeferreyra2216
      @candeferreyra2216 4 роки тому +113

      fr, I really thought this time she would hit on us, cannot wait till we get married and we plan the wedding 😔😔

    • @lalalalala4634
      @lalalalala4634 4 роки тому +3

      Zerei minha vida,Nordlys e eu temos asmrtist em comum.

    • @Nina-pz7ge
      @Nina-pz7ge 4 роки тому +24

      Frfr i just wanna go out with valley girl instead of zac

    • @jenya-was-here
      @jenya-was-here 2 роки тому +1

      @@candeferreyra2216 Saaaaaaame, she needs to flirt with us already 😭😭♥

  • @noahbartlett1296
    @noahbartlett1296 4 роки тому +948

    Skeletons: exist
    Carpet: imma bout to end this mans whole career

    • @zipzedziltch1813
      @zipzedziltch1813 4 роки тому +25

      Imagine just randomly sending this to someone. What would they say? Like that’s super cursed. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

    • @wichiku
      @wichiku 4 роки тому +11

      AGayPanic TM I JUST GOT IT ITD THE CATACOMBS OUR STILETTTOSSS

    • @jingleberries3881
      @jingleberries3881 4 роки тому +7

      It took me a *liiiiiiiitle* too long to figure out wtf this was about

  • @thehearthotel
    @thehearthotel 4 роки тому +534

    Why is no one mentioning the "as long as the terrain of the catacombs accommodates your stilettos" joke, that TOOK ME OUT

    • @theawkwarddolphin4752
      @theawkwarddolphin4752 4 роки тому +13

      I'm probably dumb, but could someone explain it to me?

    • @adeceve
      @adeceve 4 роки тому +8

      “Carpet covers everything.”

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 роки тому +4

      “Even if there’s like, BONES on the floor, the carpet will cover it.

  • @lark2319
    @lark2319 4 роки тому +3239

    “You can do literally anything.”
    Except drive, apparently

    • @woah665
      @woah665 4 роки тому +110

      Watch the other personal assistant videos, you also can’t walk up literally ONE FRICKEN FLIGHT OF STAIRS WITH OUT HAVING TO FIGHT FOR YOU LIFE.

    • @lark2319
      @lark2319 4 роки тому +66

      Ashie11 _ Stars or even understand the concept of fractions

    • @leah7348
      @leah7348 4 роки тому +24

      And garden

    • @flow3r_grl28
      @flow3r_grl28 4 роки тому +15

      or walk up 1 flight of stairs without getting winded

    • @liliflores7493
      @liliflores7493 4 роки тому +55

      We can drive, we just chose not to because we're not ugly

  • @karenthegrilledcheese
    @karenthegrilledcheese 4 роки тому +4773

    She knows that valley girl attracts the gays when she says “it’s ok that you don’t know how to drive” SHE SEES US

    • @npolk2080
      @npolk2080 4 роки тому +91

      What? Is that a stereotype I’m not aware of? Lol

    • @LittleMissLounge
      @LittleMissLounge 4 роки тому +55

      It's a meme.

    • @Cohemotgus
      @Cohemotgus 4 роки тому +233

      Wait, lesbians don't drive? Then who's in the U-Haul!?

    • @miat1329
      @miat1329 4 роки тому +8

      I’m laughing 😆

    • @ttaine
      @ttaine 4 роки тому +119

      N Polk yeah, gays either not being able to drive or not being able to do maths is a joke / stereotype haha

  • @lisbethlinton3664
    @lisbethlinton3664 4 роки тому +654

    "It's okay that your internal compass is, like, completely out of f**kin' wack." 😂🤣

  • @minniestagram
    @minniestagram 4 роки тому +664

    "Driving is for ugly people"
    Apparently I'm beauty royalty now, cool.

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 4 роки тому +1346

    Assistant? She def could be an actual celebrity and we would be the assistant

    • @Lersa25
      @Lersa25 4 роки тому +9

      She'd be too bored :)

    • @ghostface7526
      @ghostface7526 4 роки тому +18

      eddie1236 I wouldn’t even be worthy or good enough to be her assistant lol.

    • @residentpoolpeeer7051
      @residentpoolpeeer7051 4 роки тому +1

      Ghostface 75 whipped

    • @astridjaye6224
      @astridjaye6224 4 роки тому

      Oh, yasss 🤗😍

    • @HelixMX
      @HelixMX 4 роки тому +3

      Speak for yourself simp

  • @irelandmcbroom8155
    @irelandmcbroom8155 4 роки тому +1170

    Bro you don't understand how much I love this character she's so calming and comforting I'm 💕

    • @vlogsbykatiee
      @vlogsbykatiee 4 роки тому +27

      I know! I have watched videos of this character more than any other asmr video/character. It brings me so much joy and peace. I find myself smiling throughout them.

    • @dancingmelissa1
      @dancingmelissa1 4 роки тому +10

      For real. The last video of her I watched an obnoxious amount of times

    • @saltybagels4272
      @saltybagels4272 4 роки тому +17

      she also makes you feel rich

    • @stephaniehorton4945
      @stephaniehorton4945 4 роки тому

      Ba da ba ba ba I’m lovin it

    • @thegoatboy9916
      @thegoatboy9916 4 роки тому

      What does “I’m 💕” mean?

  • @aeceldra5405
    @aeceldra5405 4 роки тому +149

    the smile after erin said "air breath" had me

    • @SophieJackson1993
      @SophieJackson1993 2 роки тому +1

      Oh god me too. It reminded me of that Miss America meme. Such as the Iraq and everywhere such as.

  • @slipskolt7300
    @slipskolt7300 4 роки тому +444

    That third eye joke should not have sent me into hysterics as much as it did

    • @wen2367
      @wen2367 4 роки тому +1

      lol i read this as soon as she said it

    • @emma-sc7cu
      @emma-sc7cu 4 роки тому

      Wait what time ??

  • @lucynl5906
    @lucynl5906 4 роки тому +183

    “Cronk would love you babe”- that is some affirmation I didn’t know I needed

  • @nate_on_youtube69
    @nate_on_youtube69 4 роки тому +291

    "So as one does when they spot a rival in beauty, they immediately surrender to death" is a timeless classic goof, and you're all sleeping on it, and it's killing me as surely as if I spotted a rival in beauty.

  • @ra1nnforest923
    @ra1nnforest923 4 роки тому +264

    "You'd be a mango because their my favorite"
    *flashbacks to Erin crying over hurting the mango squishy*

  • @shelblr
    @shelblr 4 роки тому +2373

    “driving is for ugly people.”
    me: *drives* i’m aware

    • @irene.5830
      @irene.5830 4 роки тому +74

      damn i must be an uber 🤩

    • @fruitysnax9219
      @fruitysnax9219 4 роки тому +4

      I thought you said you were Kevin!

    • @lunafroggy8967
      @lunafroggy8967 4 роки тому +7

      Bro... I'm 16 and I can drive... not starting my future well😅

    • @kristenjustkristen9462
      @kristenjustkristen9462 4 роки тому +5

      So you have 444 likes and I wanted to give mine but I'm superstitious so I'll give my comment instead.
      Yea, I'm weird.

    • @yeehawcunts
      @yeehawcunts 4 роки тому +9

      I wouldn’t know what that’s like 💅🏻 (Not bc I’m pretty...I just can’t drive...)

  • @nickiraeeexo1915
    @nickiraeeexo1915 4 роки тому +887

    Imagine faking two broken legs to get out of a date with Zac efron lmao what an icon

  • @valh3532
    @valh3532 4 роки тому +288

    the little smile after she said "air breath" im crying shes so cute

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 4 роки тому

      Timestamp please?

    • @valh3532
      @valh3532 4 роки тому

      @@Jack10158 11:52

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 4 роки тому

      @@valh3532 thanks bro

    • @valh3532
      @valh3532 4 роки тому

      @@Jack10158 no problem!

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 4 роки тому

      @@valh3532 👌🏽👍🏽

  • @wen6ys
    @wen6ys 4 роки тому +1260

    *Stress, Anxiety, Depression, Fear*
    Carpet will cover it, Carpet will cover it

    • @issyb5468
      @issyb5468 4 роки тому +44

      I can't stress how underrated this comment is

    • @issyb5468
      @issyb5468 4 роки тому +15

      No pun intended

    • @No1TypeC
      @No1TypeC 4 роки тому +24

      SHE SAID THIS RIGHT AS I READ IT. I finally experienced what that's like. The world is fair after all 🙏

    • @wulfosricii
      @wulfosricii 4 роки тому +6

      i saw the first part of your comment and i immediately though of ATLA.

    • @redhood4457
      @redhood4457 4 роки тому +4

      Leah: Type S except when play DBD

  • @MichaelaBelle
    @MichaelaBelle 4 роки тому +513

    Her "third eye" comment made me wanna see valley girl give me a tarot card reading

  • @emmabarton8372
    @emmabarton8372 4 роки тому +364

    Homegirl really said “give the people what they want” 😂❤️

    • @vlogsbykatiee
      @vlogsbykatiee 4 роки тому +5

      DUUUUDE I have literally been hoping for this for so long

    • @oheyitslil
      @oheyitslil 4 роки тому +4

      this is something i didn’t know i’ve been waiting for

  • @rozien2877
    @rozien2877 4 роки тому +498

    She gets prettier EVERY VIDEO

    • @saltybagels4272
      @saltybagels4272 4 роки тому +5

      Haha cannot relate 🤭

    • @redshirt5126
      @redshirt5126 4 роки тому +7

      @@saltybagels4272 am a driver so will never relate😜

    • @supremeoverlord0
      @supremeoverlord0 4 роки тому +2

      @@redshirt5126 We've got to start biking, my dude. 😔 Gotta start up that beauty routine.

  • @JustKet99
    @JustKet99 4 роки тому +60

    I love to imagine the celebrity she's talking to is a sweetheart who just jokes around a lot with her and she takes it so seriously, like with the catacombs thing.
    Someone does something wrong and the celeb is like, "Ah! That's okay..." And her assistant is just violently twitching and foaming at the mouth.

    • @banrions
      @banrions 2 місяці тому

      This is my fav take on it as well

  • @esme8875
    @esme8875 4 роки тому +395

    i laughed so hard at “an uncopyrighted evil sea witch”

    • @theembersinside1420
      @theembersinside1420 4 роки тому +3

      I didn't catch that the 1st time around. So glad i saw this comment now! 😄

  • @destinyfryson1086
    @destinyfryson1086 4 роки тому +110

    “You can totally blow the fire breath away with your..air breath” *awkward smile* love her so much

  • @jkr9090
    @jkr9090 4 роки тому +209

    This channel is slowly becoming Valley Girls account and I’m here for it

  • @tearsandink3204
    @tearsandink3204 4 роки тому +887

    goodnight moon: "you have incredibly impressive lung capacity"
    me: *has asthma*

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 4 роки тому +513

    PA: how are you feeling?
    Me: ...
    PA: Too distraught to even speak?
    Me, a single tear slipping down my cheek: **nods** Yeah

    • @LexPlautia
      @LexPlautia 4 роки тому +2

      The amount of people liking this comment (me too) is scary 😅 are yall ok?

  • @natomaton
    @natomaton 4 роки тому +626

    her: [going through all my male celebrity suitors]
    me: wow this is distinctly less gay than usual
    her: i t s o k t h a t y o u c a n t d r i v e
    me: THERE it is

  • @ozlemk.1739
    @ozlemk.1739 4 роки тому +743

    first off, i adore this personal assistant for her dedication and her accent. second, i don't know how much of this script you write beforehand and how much you improvise, but it's awesome. third, i love that every time you curse it's a surprise and absolutely hilarious. finally, thank you for the "it's okay that your internal compass is like completely out of fucking whack" i finally feel validated as a dumbass who got lost in our new apartment because the living room had two doors and my brain couldn't cope with that

    • @karenramnath9993
      @karenramnath9993 4 роки тому

      That’s the part I don’t like...I love the accent, the videos are so well done, but sheesh, can we just omit the cussing?

    • @lovleyloner1487
      @lovleyloner1487 2 роки тому +13

      I honestly didn't even realize she cursed until I seen this comment.

    • @jenya-was-here
      @jenya-was-here 2 роки тому +28

      The swearing is done with 10/10 comedic timing, please leave it in babes ♥

    • @danikasaunders7008
      @danikasaunders7008 2 роки тому +11

      @@karenramnath9993 no wonder your name is karen💀💀✋🏻✋🏻

  • @creepypuppetasmr
    @creepypuppetasmr 4 роки тому +96

    She’s wearing the same top in her 1920s video. It’s confirmed; 1920s lady is Valley girl’s grandmother. The lace top was most likely passed on to her

    • @Stefanie_T.
      @Stefanie_T. 4 роки тому +4

      Greatgrandmother probably, but I'm totally in on that theory! 🤩

  • @DefaultSeaTurtle
    @DefaultSeaTurtle 4 роки тому +253

    No one:
    Literally not a single person:
    Erin: "Killbo Baggins"

    • @goose5654
      @goose5654 4 роки тому +17

      From The Land of Murder

    • @lillylouu
      @lillylouu 3 роки тому

      @@goose5654 underrated reply

  • @totallynottheone3981
    @totallynottheone3981 4 роки тому +955

    Highlights:
    If you’re feeling a little crazy maybe two millimeter-no, okay, sure.
    Sorry Zac literally just broke both my legs, so embarrassing, I’m sure you’ll find a girl with two intact tibias.
    Even if there’s full on skeletons on the ground, carpet will cover it, carpet will cover it.
    KENDAL JENNER CAN EAT SHI-
    If you played roller derby, your name would be killbo baggins
    You ran over f o u r. Mailboxes
    1. 2. 3. 4
    You ran over two fire hydrants
    That’s. 1. 2. Fire hydrants
    And one lemonade stand
    1.
    You could take on a dragon in a fight, if it was like bwargghhh. You could just blow back the fire breath with your air breath
    However many bagels you wanna eat in a day, triple that, there’s still no limit.
    Krunk would love you babe.
    She looks so super duper cute, fuck my flowers.
    She didn’t kill me I just give up
    It’s okay that your internal compass is like all fucked up
    I think you could text me the entire communist manifesto in three minutes
    If you were a mermaid and an uncopyrighted seawitch wanted to take your best quality. She would take your hair.

    • @kadburycream
      @kadburycream 4 роки тому +27

      Just the greatest one liners ever

    • @lexikennedy7178
      @lexikennedy7178 4 роки тому +17

      KRUNK LMAO

    • @anookishexception7234
      @anookishexception7234 4 роки тому +30

      It's okay that your internal compass is completely out of- fucking! whack

    • @jem_theelf
      @jem_theelf 4 роки тому +10

      My fave quotes so far during this Celebrity Personal assistant series:
      1.If you were in Lord of the Rings, you would be Legolas.
      2. Knowing how to spell necessary is totally unnecessary.
      3. You have the most beautiful hair besides me.
      Oh, and the lemonade stand. Never forget the lemonade stand.

    • @mini_red4731
      @mini_red4731 4 роки тому

      She can say Legolas but not Ursula

  • @w456-b9u
    @w456-b9u 4 роки тому +1719

    those 19 dislikes are from Kendall Jenner and her spam accounts

  • @misstreefingers
    @misstreefingers 4 роки тому +320

    I loooove the scratchy notepad love updates! So tingly
    Imagine a personal assistant roleplay where we hear all about our potential celebrity suitors (babes of all genders); run through their excessive compliments they’ve told our assistant to tell us, see all the weird presents they’ve sent to win our affection, AND hear about their date ideas - only for us to decide that they’re all trash, and choose to stay at home and hang with our super cool assistant instead 🌹🌹🌹🌹

  • @retrosavi431
    @retrosavi431 4 роки тому +221

    13:01 crazy how you knew that the only male approval I've ever wanted is from Kronk

  • @hearthstia
    @hearthstia 4 роки тому +495

    me crying at 3am because I'm lonely and feel like trash:
    valley girl's positive affirmations: I'm gonna end this man's whole career

    • @viporal7898
      @viporal7898 4 роки тому +2

      Nobody cares. Fix yourself, I don't want to hear it

    • @taliatorrens2578
      @taliatorrens2578 4 роки тому +17

      Viporal shut up 😹

    • @viporal7898
      @viporal7898 4 роки тому +1

      @@taliatorrens2578 I said I don't want to hear it

    • @oogleoo
      @oogleoo 4 роки тому +13

      feel better!! i know that valley girl made me feel better too. all abt the little things :)

    • @prettyprincess8888
      @prettyprincess8888 4 роки тому +18

      Viporal dawg you couldve scrolled no need to be rude. this isnt your comment section dont feel so entitled man.

  • @sarakalkati
    @sarakalkati 4 роки тому +131

    omg imagine if she did one where the celebrity got arrested LMAOO

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 4 роки тому +2

      Underrated idea!!!

    • @natasha-ut7si
      @natasha-ut7si 3 роки тому +17

      'ASMR Celebrity Assistant Getting You Out Of Jail'

    • @maggieflynn466
      @maggieflynn466 3 роки тому +25

      “hey babe, super uncool that they arrested you! ugh :( law enforcement is SO out these days, they’re lucky to even be in your presence. Well I bailed you out, ~obviously~ and don’t worry, we still have an hour until your Vogue shoot. Here’s your coconut water babe! Drink up, this place is dehydrating your soul.”

  • @harleyQ9000
    @harleyQ9000 4 роки тому +1675

    “Driving is for ugly people” actually made me feel better of not having gotten a driver's license yet.

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 4 роки тому +3

      But you've tried haven't you?

    • @jairoquintana3818
      @jairoquintana3818 4 роки тому +3

      You're grown ain't you? Do you just not want to?

    • @SofieLoaf
      @SofieLoaf 4 роки тому +2

      God same.

    • @SofieLoaf
      @SofieLoaf 4 роки тому +42

      Jairo Quintana i mean if they're like me it might be anxeity. I've tried several times and i just- forget everything. But i live in norway where the written test is INFAMOUS for being extremely difficult so like it's different for everyone

    • @elizabethlfaircloth9521
      @elizabethlfaircloth9521 4 роки тому +5

      Oh my gosh, same here. I thought I was the only one at first. o.o

  • @rachelstewart7781
    @rachelstewart7781 4 роки тому +580

    This is my single favorite character that anyone in the ASMR community has created, I just want to say THANK YOU to Erin for being so fucking funny and creative while also somehow remaining completely relaxing!!!! What a talent :O

  • @pan9507
    @pan9507 4 роки тому +231

    why is no one talking about "lung capacity, lung capacity"

  • @reaganventuri8397
    @reaganventuri8397 4 роки тому +91

    “It’s okay you don’t know how to drive” - Me to myself even after 5 years of driving

  • @flamethrowercb7
    @flamethrowercb7 4 роки тому +100

    The effort she puts into these videos is amazing. She decorated her backgrounds, adds props specific to the video, makes her video over 20 minutes etc.

    • @ano898
      @ano898 4 роки тому +1

      You should check out Myaling ASMR, Suna ASMR and Latte ASMR too. They put a lot of work into production, just like Goodnight moon.

  • @crkffcrkff6237
    @crkffcrkff6237 4 роки тому +123

    Erin trying to stay in character: *Casually taps on the lens of her glasses*

  • @-light.academia-1696
    @-light.academia-1696 4 роки тому +431

    Let’s be real:
    *We all clicked so fast sonic and iida could never*

  • @LaurenZimmerRen
    @LaurenZimmerRen 4 роки тому +298

    “If you were in roller derby. Your name would be Killbo Baggins.”

  • @dans2946
    @dans2946 4 роки тому +255

    I'm a guy, but that Robert Pattinson date sounds like fun times.

  • @abbylyles941
    @abbylyles941 4 роки тому +530

    “you can have as many bagels as you want. there’s literally no limit.” me on my 4th bagel of the day:👁👄👁

    • @Lunabandit
      @Lunabandit 4 роки тому +5

      abby lyles feel you, bought some sour dough today I have eaten the whole loaf

    • @SaraBearyy
      @SaraBearyy 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @emzeees
      @emzeees 4 роки тому +4

      bagels are unlimited, they are nonending, never enOUGH

  • @AuntieJs
    @AuntieJs 4 роки тому +312

    “We can totally have someone crawl down there and roll out a carpet..even if there’s skeletons carpet will cover it” I’m dying 😂😂😂

  • @middysart
    @middysart 4 роки тому +74

    9:24 - okay so weird story: I gave up my driver's license about a year ago because driving gave me waaaaay too much anxiety, to the point that I'd have panic attacks just thinking about it. So this affirmation not only caught me off guard but it was actually really helpful to hear x'D

  • @amandagamboa8088
    @amandagamboa8088 4 роки тому +305

    “Do u wanna hear my notes?” Was just an excuse for moon to pull out her cute glasses

  • @artemisflores859
    @artemisflores859 4 роки тому +220

    me: chilling before bed
    valley girl: begins tapping her teeth
    im absolutely losing it i love this character so so much

  • @irasra
    @irasra 4 роки тому +62

    "You could take on a dragon in a fight because if it started to fire breathe on you like WAHHHHHHHH" got me dead

  • @kalystagutierrez1607
    @kalystagutierrez1607 4 роки тому +315

    We better be paying her an ungodly amount of money, she deserves it for dealing with us!

  • @LiaAwesomeness
    @LiaAwesomeness 4 роки тому +220

    can't drive, kills plants, no sense of direction... is erin hiding in my bushes?

  • @samantharhodes4610
    @samantharhodes4610 4 роки тому +67

    Cracking up that she’s even bringing Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson into the conversation at all as if the person she’s talking to wouldn’t be totally in love with her already. I mean - the companionship, the HISTORY here. 🤦‍♀️ We love an oblivious queen.

  • @leah7348
    @leah7348 4 роки тому +122

    *when you're hopelessly in love with your personal assistant but she tries to set you up with somebody else so you just go with it because there's no way she'd ever love you back*

  • @shiannabaker5124
    @shiannabaker5124 4 роки тому +663

    "Driving is for ugly people"
    Me, who can't drive and is insecure about it: "driving is for ugly people" ✨😌💕

    • @MsChocolatecupcakes1
      @MsChocolatecupcakes1 4 роки тому +3

      What does it mean if I don’t know how to drive?

    • @theharvestarr
      @theharvestarr 4 роки тому +18

      Erin Burgess it means ur beautiful & also a genius. driving is the worst

    • @MsChocolatecupcakes1
      @MsChocolatecupcakes1 4 роки тому +2

      hotsocks thank you 🥺

    • @hannahware3751
      @hannahware3751 4 роки тому +7

      My ugly a$$ will drive so your beautiful one won't have to 😁😉💖

    • @iamabominati0n970
      @iamabominati0n970 4 роки тому +1

      what's insecure about not being able to drive?

  • @woahtheresis2797
    @woahtheresis2797 4 роки тому +241

    Okay but... imagine how SHOCKED I was when she pulled out the exact same pillow I’m laying on rn.

  • @UnderwhelmingGamer
    @UnderwhelmingGamer 4 роки тому +130

    Me, a male gym rat: omg I can’t wait to try on this pantsuit! I bet the bralette’s going to be so cute!

  • @kayleeblack4303
    @kayleeblack4303 4 роки тому +137

    Everyone's favorite character.

  • @moonlightbae1695
    @moonlightbae1695 3 роки тому +18

    the random cut offs during the positive affirmations made it so much better

  • @zombie_girl_
    @zombie_girl_ 4 роки тому +256

    ✨ FAVORITE AFFIRMATIONS✨
    9:15 “Kendall Jenner can eat Sh*t”
    10:11 “You’re too sexy for driving”
    10:37 “You’d be a Mango just because they’re my favorite”
    11:31 “...all one hundred, just like that”
    13:09 “Kronk would love you babe!”
    14:11 “she didn’t kill me, I just give up”
    14:53 “It’s ok, we’ll just have to put a little bell on you, like a cat
    ~~HONORABLE MENTIONS~~
    9:10 “the strawberry midi dress looks better on you than anybody else
    17:37 “you’re dog knows how much you love her”

    • @kristiang1870
      @kristiang1870 4 роки тому +6

      Don’t forget 6:58 “Carpet will cover it...carpet will cover it.”

    • @gimpy6643
      @gimpy6643 3 роки тому

      Love this lol

    • @tiramissau
      @tiramissau Рік тому

      Love it

  • @lapinx2607
    @lapinx2607 4 роки тому +163

    never clicked so fast
    also these affirmations are sO ACCURATE TO ME LMAO

  • @bellamccaslin1860
    @bellamccaslin1860 4 роки тому +32

    “She didn’t kill me I just gave up 😅💁🏼‍♀️” brilliant

  • @Charlie-zl8cm
    @Charlie-zl8cm 4 роки тому +1079

    Me and the boys totally accepting that we’re going to wear a white lace bralette (is that how it’s spelled?)

    • @frogghetti4719
      @frogghetti4719 4 роки тому +80

      Sir Charlie this is adorable! And yes I think so lol.

    • @Charlie-zl8cm
      @Charlie-zl8cm 4 роки тому +28

      * S O F T P E A N U T * :)

    • @joeycyanide1447
      @joeycyanide1447 4 роки тому +24

      you and your profile pic are god tier 😌

    • @Charlie-zl8cm
      @Charlie-zl8cm 4 роки тому +14

      Joey Cyanide why thank you

    • @Charlie-zl8cm
      @Charlie-zl8cm 4 роки тому +16

      Courtney Baker at least we’re on the same page

  • @clairec2398
    @clairec2398 4 роки тому +953

    “He likes girls who hate the beach”

    • @classickar
      @classickar 4 роки тому +54

      lorde is QUAKING rn

    • @shuteye2702
      @shuteye2702 4 роки тому +9

      I thought that was so funny

    • @Mariss242
      @Mariss242 4 роки тому +5

      I dont get it LOL

    • @perpetualMess.
      @perpetualMess. 4 роки тому +3

      as someone trying to untan... i avoid that place at ALL COSTS

    • @cora5534
      @cora5534 4 роки тому +7

      @@Mariss242 robert pattinson was Edward Cullen the vampire actor 😅

  • @justcallmeluuf
    @justcallmeluuf 4 роки тому +158

    Erin: It's ok that you ran over 4 mailboxes, 2 fire hydrants and a lemonade stand
    me: Instructions unclear. Currently in prison

  • @lovelaced
    @lovelaced 4 роки тому +211

    “Driving is for ugly people”
    Me, already heading to the dmv: the queen has spoken.

  • @emilyheap
    @emilyheap 4 роки тому +203

    “You could blow out the fire with your air breath.” *grin*
    “However many bagels you want to eat in a day, triple that and there’s still no limit. . . . . . What?”
    🤣