Fonejacker - Internet Relationship Providings
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- Опубліковано 22 лип 2013
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Fonejacker acts as a man from the Indian based internet relationship company prank calling a man to find him a date.
Taking cold-calling to an artform, the Fonejacker is a man on a mission.
He's addicted to making prank telephone calls, taking on various guises and voices to satisfy his need to confuse anyone at the end of the line.
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"She weighs 19 stones"
"HOW MUCH!?"
that shit always cracks me up.
You know, I can't believe *Fonejacker* ended more than 10 years ago and they still crack me up. And the use of the visuals with the voices......genius.
Yeah the art work was class
Yeah
What’s tv?
it's big brothers way of projecting onto the public the culture he wants to create
I should download it all while I can...
I cant believe I've only just noticed the power button on his computer says "onings"
Haha
Well-noticed
and offings
The computer is also called computings
😂😂👌🏻
This is absolutely brilliant. The indian accent, the jackpot machine, the graphics...
And the elephant noise when he says 19 stone
This makes me piss myself I feel low I put this one on 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it every time this gets me 😁😀
Farting stonings
@@jenniferbranch5740hope your feeling a lot better now 3 years on ❤
"£40 then the monthly payments at £42 a month for the first month then its £18 for 1 month then 43 paymets of £92 for the next 367 months"
This killed me 🤣
367 months is 30 years and 7 months.
I've cried at this so many times.
What I always found so brilliant about Fonejacker was that you can really imagine everyone looking in real life like their animations.
100 percent
The last bit is best, when his girlfriend goes: “Don’t you fucking dare!”
“Why you wanting the 13 stonings?!”
🤣
"FOUR stone? That's anorexic mate!"
Anorexings
"mmmmmm"
Brilliant. Probably one of the best he did, the timing was on point and the participant was perfect. The gentle Indian accent and the dating results are hilarious. Also ending everything with "ings" LOL
That makes me think it was fake, just too funny to be true especially the part about not being gay.
I reckon he probably knew it was a prank and was playing along with it just for fun
I love that accent. It's cool, and chilled.
When i get prank called i normally go along with it, so do most of my friends so its hardly impossible for this to be real lol
"and make sure she weights about, 13 stone"
"...13 stone?"
"yee"
"...why?"
Because black guys like BBW's
The blackings Guy likings the 13 stonings
13 stone isn’t BBW lmao
Bbw has a 13 stone arse
@@jimmykray9583 13 Stone is fat as fuck especially for a woman.
His missus in the background " you fucking dare " lol
homosexuallings
@quincee what is that profile picture? I keep seeing it.
@@MultiJunkStuff haha me too everywhere I bet it must be some kiddy gaming thing my best guest
Man on man lovings
Blondings. Why are you wanting the thirting stonings?
Dinosaur Trees Thirteen stonings may be too high on the Body Mass Indexings
For the next 367 months 😂 the guy was willing to sign up as well.
December 2023. It ended so long ago but this is still absolute top quality
"19 stone"
"HOW MUCH?"
hahaha
"no no no not 19 stone"
Hahaha
Why do women carry 19 stones with them, is that a fashion choice
The way wifey locked off the ting at the end :D
3:04 Its FREE to join.....apart from the one off joining fee of £40 and then the monthly payments at:
£42 a month for 1st month
And then its £18 for one month
And then 43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months...
so basically 4k quid
2:49 IM NOT GAY! LOL. gets me everytime
Homosexualings
"Are you wanting for the homosexualings?" 😂
Love it when they give what is quite clearly a prank the time of day. I know I would.
43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months hahahaha
Still better than online dating sites.
"I'm finding you dating's" 🤣
For those not familiar with stones:
4 stones = 56 pounds (25kg)
12 stones = 168 pounds (76kg)
19 stones = 266 pounds (120 kg)
Borat Sagdiyev
as you may have noticed I am not familiar with stones. I live in Iceland.
Gold!!!
*Stonings ;)
Picnic Boy even 12 stones is huge.
lissongreenbanger Not huge. A bit chubby.
Every time an Indian speaks to me on the phone I have to watch this video 😂
When I hear 4 stone I literally stopped breathing for a solid 20 seconds as I was laughing way to hard 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how you can hear Kayvan occasionally holding back laughing.
LOOOOOOOL “4 STONE?”
still watching for the millionth time in 2019- still cracks me up
Or its leet I've watched this a million times over the years and still watching it's the best
Same, this is never going to stop being totally hilarious!
I’m laughing my head off always come back to this when I’m stoned 😂😂😂 I’m literally crying at this
"But she weights FOUR Stone!" Lol
It's free to join, except for the one off joining fee or £40
*40?*
the one off joining fee of £40 per month for the first 18 months ;)
then the monthly payments of 42 pounds for the first month, then its 18 pounds for a month then 43 payments of 92 pounds for the next 347 months :)
14kip 😂😂😂
367
Had me in fits and I rewound it many times 😁😁
Ah fonejacker. Still love it to this day
"No, I don't want that." LOL!
the homosexualings lololololol
Just discovering this guy, pure gold.
Why? Why are you wanting the 13 stonings?
*Farting stonings
philxyz why!? Why what? 😂😂😂
13 stonings is quite lightings really
The funniest thing about this whole video is the picture for the guy over the phone it sounds crazy but it the voice fits the picture
"Shes a blonde the blue eyes shes weighing 12 stones and shes 48"
This has gotta be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen! I love the 19 stonings.
48, that's an old woman?' 😂
Oldings
His mam or girlfriend at the end though 😂😂
"It's another brunette... Yeah... she's 20,yeah...and she weighs 4 stone!!!
Me:😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope phonejacker and ownage pranks realize how much of an impact thier videos have and had on people. They literally saved people's lives with thier comedy.
" you wanting for the homosexualings"?
He nearly got busted at the end.
This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why you wanting the 13 stonings? Hahahaha
I wish Kayvan would bring this back. It's comedy gold
I'd love to go out for a pint with Kayvan Novak
why are you homosexualings ?
Rubber dinghy rapids bro
I’m finding you the dating!!!
Nearly choked on my beer lmao. Hilarious
Ramboo339 glad you didn't choke mate! same ere xx
Аre you making theesе mistakes with yоur mаn? twitter.com/792a5f97c2a018822/status/804693412402241537 Fоnеjасkеr Internet Rеlatiоооnship Рrovidings
Same 'ere, but on me Rosé 😁🍷
Try not be choking on the beerings sir
Every second of this is genius.
It's the way he says blue eyes that cracks me up everytime 🤣🤣
367 months 😂😂😂
"She's got the blue eyes and she's the 4 stone"🤣
0:42 he says 13 stones and then changes to 12 when the fonejacker asks him about it he got embarrassed for liking larger women lol.
blondings hahaha
this has to be my fav phone prank ever
was he trying to cheat on his missus?
Suzy Suz no shit
george how do you know he's black, I think it's a white chav
@george????????
@george what do you mean whiteboy?
george A bit of racism providings there
I just love this it cracks me up everytime I watch it and the visuals are class bring back fonejacker where has he been .
“Different types of swingings” 😂😂
really has stood the test of time
Haha he got collared by the Mrs.
did anyone else see the button on the computer "onings" hahahaha
The button on the left probably says offings haha
Don Juan It does.
Do you wanna sighn up for the swingers?yes fckn right,sighn me up bruv lol
Ok I finding you the dating!
the girlfriend at the end man... too funny
@@ashlyr4385 Really don't think it was his mum
“Blondings”
It's free to join apart from the one off joining fee of £40
4 stone that's anorexic mate.What about the swinging? Yh I'm up for that shit lol
The picture of the man on the phone sitting on the sofa is hilarious
I love this. Do another series please
I like how it shows the elephant for 19 stone. VERY clever touch of genius that. (':
The sooner this programme returns the better!
"Blonde hair and blue eyes" Adolf is that you?
"We are doing the the different kinds of the swinging"
Fonejackings.
This is one of the best prank calls ever.
The guy don't seem all that smart. Don't think he is black though.
I think he was, man.
*doesn't
The fact that he liked larger ladies, and vehemently denied that he was gay, made me think that he was black. That may be the most racist thing I've ever typed.
@@vermilliongecko *BAWAHAHAHAHA!* 😂😂😂😂
I like black
You want to sign up for the swingings 😂
Are you wanting the homosexualings?
It really was the animation that made it all so funny :)
Sign you up for the Swingings??
Swingings?? - Oh Yeah I'm in to that Shit Hahahah
48 that's a old woman..nah I don't want that .
The swingings...
Yea I'm up for that shit ..laughs
So you're into the swingings
Hilarious 10 years later I cry with laughter 2019.
"BUT SHE 4 STONE M8!?! DAYS ANOREXIC" (OR A CHILD) LOL
It's free to join except the one off joining fee of £40 then another payment of £80 and 43 payments of £92
Love the slot machine on pc screen during da dating search
I love them ridiculous dodgy contacts he be offering
The 'ings' are killing me off 😂😂😂
I listened very carefully this time. By my calculation, although it's "free to join", I worked out that it will cost £5780! That's very expensive datings.
Most of the boys at my school looked like the serive providing guy , makes me feel right at home .
I’m dying this is too funny 😂
"haha yeah I'm up for that sh*t!"
2:42 why you wanting for the homosexualings!!! 😂
“FOUR STONE!?” 😂
Ian Wright played along well.
'13 stone.' ... 'Why?' hahahaha
Way better than the first one. I love his billing descriptions. You can just hear the people on the other line thinking "COR!?!"
The homosexuallings