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  • Опубліковано 22 лип 2013
  • Fonejacker - Internet Relationship Providings; Subscribe for more: bit.ly/hattricksub
    Fonejacker acts as a man from the Indian based internet relationship company prank calling a man to find him a date.
    Taking cold-calling to an artform, the Fonejacker is a man on a mission.
    He's addicted to making prank telephone calls, taking on various guises and voices to satisfy his need to confuse anyone at the end of the line.
    Welcome to the brand new home of Hat Trick Productions. Here you'll find all your favourite Hat Trick productions from Have I Got News For You to Father Ted, Outnumbered to Fonejacker plus our brand new original UA-cam comedy channel Bad Teeth and everything in between.
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  • @Razgriz_01
    @Razgriz_01 6 років тому +195

    "She weighs 19 stones"
    "HOW MUCH!?"
    that shit always cracks me up.

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice 5 років тому +537

    You know, I can't believe *Fonejacker* ended more than 10 years ago and they still crack me up. And the use of the visuals with the voices......genius.

    • @misterpete8001
      @misterpete8001 5 років тому +10

      Yeah the art work was class

    • @TankEngine75
      @TankEngine75 5 років тому +1

      Yeah

    • @n1k32h
      @n1k32h 4 роки тому +1

      What’s tv?

    • @adamfirstman3605
      @adamfirstman3605 4 роки тому +1

      it's big brothers way of projecting onto the public the culture he wants to create

    • @davidvidrman1863
      @davidvidrman1863 3 роки тому +1

      I should download it all while I can...

  • @SE-lc4hm
    @SE-lc4hm 6 років тому +684

    I cant believe I've only just noticed the power button on his computer says "onings"

  • @bipbipbopbop
    @bipbipbopbop 4 роки тому +341

    This is absolutely brilliant. The indian accent, the jackpot machine, the graphics...

    • @nathandelautour9406
      @nathandelautour9406 3 роки тому +14

      And the elephant noise when he says 19 stone

    • @jenniferbranch5740
      @jenniferbranch5740 3 роки тому +7

      This makes me piss myself I feel low I put this one on 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it every time this gets me 😁😀

    • @leeannmansfield5254
      @leeannmansfield5254 3 роки тому +4

      Farting stonings

    • @Charlton2010
      @Charlton2010 Місяць тому

      @@jenniferbranch5740hope your feeling a lot better now 3 years on ❤

  • @co5tellooffical
    @co5tellooffical Рік тому +99

    "£40 then the monthly payments at £42 a month for the first month then its £18 for 1 month then 43 paymets of £92 for the next 367 months"
    This killed me 🤣

    • @killerrabbit2693
      @killerrabbit2693 Рік тому +10

      367 months is 30 years and 7 months.
      I've cried at this so many times.

  • @mxbx307
    @mxbx307 2 роки тому +91

    What I always found so brilliant about Fonejacker was that you can really imagine everyone looking in real life like their animations.

  • @kodakwhite4523
    @kodakwhite4523 3 роки тому +94

    The last bit is best, when his girlfriend goes: “Don’t you fucking dare!”

  • @RUFU58
    @RUFU58 5 років тому +76

    “Why you wanting the 13 stonings?!”
    🤣

  • @boomshake387
    @boomshake387 10 років тому +265

    "FOUR stone? That's anorexic mate!"

  • @atifmir7409
    @atifmir7409 6 років тому +203

    Brilliant. Probably one of the best he did, the timing was on point and the participant was perfect. The gentle Indian accent and the dating results are hilarious. Also ending everything with "ings" LOL

    • @basedblackbeard4456
      @basedblackbeard4456 5 років тому +1

      That makes me think it was fake, just too funny to be true especially the part about not being gay.

    • @TheNicerookiE
      @TheNicerookiE 5 років тому +16

      I reckon he probably knew it was a prank and was playing along with it just for fun

    • @scottscott232
      @scottscott232 5 років тому

      I love that accent. It's cool, and chilled.

    • @brettharter143
      @brettharter143 Рік тому

      When i get prank called i normally go along with it, so do most of my friends so its hardly impossible for this to be real lol

  • @ShellysAshes
    @ShellysAshes 10 років тому +369

    "and make sure she weights about, 13 stone"
    "...13 stone?"
    "yee"
    "...why?"

    • @PM-vb4od
      @PM-vb4od 7 років тому +36

      Because black guys like BBW's

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 5 років тому +28

      The blackings Guy likings the 13 stonings

    • @jimmykray9583
      @jimmykray9583 5 років тому +10

      13 stone isn’t BBW lmao

    • @ZolaMagic25
      @ZolaMagic25 5 років тому +3

      Bbw has a 13 stone arse

    • @shitonskyrim
      @shitonskyrim 4 роки тому +7

      @@jimmykray9583 13 Stone is fat as fuck especially for a woman.

  • @walbrzych9975
    @walbrzych9975 5 років тому +36

    His missus in the background " you fucking dare " lol

  • @thanxbutno
    @thanxbutno 9 років тому +966

    homosexuallings

    • @MultiJunkStuff
      @MultiJunkStuff 5 років тому +3

      @quincee what is that profile picture? I keep seeing it.

    • @kamrul828
      @kamrul828 5 років тому +2

      @@MultiJunkStuff haha me too everywhere I bet it must be some kiddy gaming thing my best guest

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan 5 років тому +10

      Man on man lovings

    • @dinosaurtreesflowers
      @dinosaurtreesflowers 5 років тому +11

      Blondings. Why are you wanting the thirting stonings?

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan 5 років тому +2

      Dinosaur Trees Thirteen stonings may be too high on the Body Mass Indexings

  • @nickc3053
    @nickc3053 7 років тому +96

    For the next 367 months 😂 the guy was willing to sign up as well.

  • @Ishfaqw731
    @Ishfaqw731 8 місяців тому +6

    December 2023. It ended so long ago but this is still absolute top quality

  • @Bucketheadhead
    @Bucketheadhead 9 років тому +346

    "19 stone"
    "HOW MUCH?"
    hahaha

    • @XboxShorts
      @XboxShorts 7 років тому +9

      "no no no not 19 stone"

    • @majjukhan8064
      @majjukhan8064 6 років тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @Mitche23
      @Mitche23 6 років тому +3

      Why do women carry 19 stones with them, is that a fashion choice

  • @tommysparks3729
    @tommysparks3729 5 років тому +37

    The way wifey locked off the ting at the end :D

  • @TekkenBones
    @TekkenBones 3 роки тому +29

    3:04 Its FREE to join.....apart from the one off joining fee of £40 and then the monthly payments at:
    £42 a month for 1st month
    And then its £18 for one month
    And then 43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months...

  • @BIIIIIGMAN
    @BIIIIIGMAN 6 років тому +96

    2:49 IM NOT GAY! LOL. gets me everytime

  • @garygup
    @garygup 5 місяців тому +5

    "Are you wanting for the homosexualings?" 😂

  • @chill579
    @chill579 11 років тому +24

    Love it when they give what is quite clearly a prank the time of day. I know I would.

  • @DJFREDHEAD2010
    @DJFREDHEAD2010 6 років тому +44

    43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months hahahaha

  • @giuglianacamelia9249
    @giuglianacamelia9249 5 років тому +19

    Still better than online dating sites.
    "I'm finding you dating's" 🤣

  • @ThorirEy
    @ThorirEy 8 років тому +420

    For those not familiar with stones:
    4 stones = 56 pounds (25kg)
    12 stones = 168 pounds (76kg)
    19 stones = 266 pounds (120 kg)

    • @ThorirEy
      @ThorirEy 8 років тому +38

      Borat Sagdiyev
      as you may have noticed I am not familiar with stones. I live in Iceland.

    • @26FHM
      @26FHM 8 років тому

      Gold!!!

    • @ddrumdude
      @ddrumdude 8 років тому +94

      *Stonings ;)

    • @lissongreenbanger
      @lissongreenbanger 7 років тому +12

      Picnic Boy even 12 stones is huge.

    • @ThorirEy
      @ThorirEy 7 років тому +9

      lissongreenbanger Not huge. A bit chubby.

  • @TheMancDroneGuy
    @TheMancDroneGuy 5 років тому +28

    Every time an Indian speaks to me on the phone I have to watch this video 😂

  • @MrWozOSRS
    @MrWozOSRS Рік тому +26

    When I hear 4 stone I literally stopped breathing for a solid 20 seconds as I was laughing way to hard 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bazil83
    @bazil83 5 років тому +41

    I love how you can hear Kayvan occasionally holding back laughing.

  • @livinginlondon6122
    @livinginlondon6122 4 місяці тому +5

    LOOOOOOOL “4 STONE?”

  • @bartlemy
    @bartlemy 4 роки тому +27

    still watching for the millionth time in 2019- still cracks me up

    • @leestones9620
      @leestones9620 4 роки тому +2

      Or its leet I've watched this a million times over the years and still watching it's the best

    • @theoriginalbluey
      @theoriginalbluey 2 роки тому +1

      Same, this is never going to stop being totally hilarious!

  • @markhirons8552
    @markhirons8552 2 роки тому +19

    I’m laughing my head off always come back to this when I’m stoned 😂😂😂 I’m literally crying at this

  • @TiaLoveofLife
    @TiaLoveofLife 10 років тому +55

    "But she weights FOUR Stone!" Lol

  • @xjavan157
    @xjavan157 10 років тому +53

    It's free to join, except for the one off joining fee or £40

    • @Kevin-eq1sj
      @Kevin-eq1sj 4 роки тому +1

      *40?*

    • @patinho5589
      @patinho5589 4 роки тому +1

      the one off joining fee of £40 per month for the first 18 months ;)

  • @14kip
    @14kip 10 років тому +199

    then the monthly payments of 42 pounds for the first month, then its 18 pounds for a month then 43 payments of 92 pounds for the next 347 months :)

  • @adamoneale4396
    @adamoneale4396 3 роки тому +6

    Ah fonejacker. Still love it to this day

  • @clemhfandango.
    @clemhfandango. 8 років тому +8

    "No, I don't want that." LOL!

  • @renesalazar557
    @renesalazar557 10 років тому +67

    the homosexualings lololololol

  • @MultiGamerClub
    @MultiGamerClub 4 роки тому +12

    Just discovering this guy, pure gold.

  • @luaking84
    @luaking84 9 років тому +144

    Why? Why are you wanting the 13 stonings?

    • @ThorirEy
      @ThorirEy 8 років тому +9

      *Farting stonings

    • @83JACKO
      @83JACKO 5 років тому +2

      philxyz why!? Why what? 😂😂😂

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan 5 років тому +1

      13 stonings is quite lightings really

  • @romelgonzales2754
    @romelgonzales2754 5 років тому +5

    The funniest thing about this whole video is the picture for the guy over the phone it sounds crazy but it the voice fits the picture

  • @dwaynesmith707
    @dwaynesmith707 4 роки тому +10

    "Shes a blonde the blue eyes shes weighing 12 stones and shes 48"

  • @Harmonical1
    @Harmonical1 7 років тому +19

    This has gotta be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen! I love the 19 stonings.

  • @willowmadhuridixit8991
    @willowmadhuridixit8991 7 років тому +27

    48, that's an old woman?' 😂

  • @natureisallpowerful
    @natureisallpowerful 4 роки тому +7

    His mam or girlfriend at the end though 😂😂

  • @chuppets77able
    @chuppets77able 5 років тому +8

    "It's another brunette... Yeah... she's 20,yeah...and she weighs 4 stone!!!
    Me:😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rakki_Haitatsu
    @Rakki_Haitatsu 9 місяців тому +4

    I hope phonejacker and ownage pranks realize how much of an impact thier videos have and had on people. They literally saved people's lives with thier comedy.

  • @Oly1810
    @Oly1810 9 років тому +49

    " you wanting for the homosexualings"?

  • @ya00007
    @ya00007 5 років тому +10

    He nearly got busted at the end.

  • @junesamuraigaming
    @junesamuraigaming Рік тому +7

    This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikeyaaaay
    @mikeyaaaay 7 місяців тому +3

    Why you wanting the 13 stonings? Hahahaha

  • @theblackwidowchronicles
    @theblackwidowchronicles 5 місяців тому +1

    I wish Kayvan would bring this back. It's comedy gold

  • @alexstewart2252
    @alexstewart2252 7 років тому +47

    I'd love to go out for a pint with Kayvan Novak

    • @yoe91
      @yoe91 4 роки тому +14

      why are you homosexualings ?

    • @IamSuperEffective
      @IamSuperEffective 2 роки тому +1

      Rubber dinghy rapids bro

  • @Shadowghost81
    @Shadowghost81 5 років тому +18

    I’m finding you the dating!!!

  • @Ramboo339
    @Ramboo339 7 років тому +43

    Nearly choked on my beer lmao. Hilarious

    • @johannamix966
      @johannamix966 7 років тому +1

      Ramboo339 glad you didn't choke mate! same ere xx

    • @mitko159753
      @mitko159753 7 років тому +1

      Аre you making theesе mistakes with yоur mаn? twitter.com/792a5f97c2a018822/status/804693412402241537 Fоnеjасkеr Internet Rеlatiоооnship Рrovidings

    • @BeatboxNorwich
      @BeatboxNorwich 4 роки тому

      Same 'ere, but on me Rosé 😁🍷

    • @leehowson440
      @leehowson440 Рік тому +2

      Try not be choking on the beerings sir

  • @djmkultra
    @djmkultra 6 років тому +4

    Every second of this is genius.

  • @SouthEastSJ
    @SouthEastSJ 5 років тому +5

    It's the way he says blue eyes that cracks me up everytime 🤣🤣

  • @KnugenMooMoo
    @KnugenMooMoo 7 років тому +17

    367 months 😂😂😂

  • @EASYTIGER10
    @EASYTIGER10 3 роки тому +2

    "She's got the blue eyes and she's the 4 stone"🤣

  • @yoe91
    @yoe91 4 роки тому +26

    0:42 he says 13 stones and then changes to 12 when the fonejacker asks him about it he got embarrassed for liking larger women lol.

  • @MeganNeilson92
    @MeganNeilson92 10 років тому +48

    blondings hahaha

  • @thesoames2012
    @thesoames2012 8 років тому +3

    this has to be my fav phone prank ever

  • @suzysuz4229
    @suzysuz4229 10 років тому +181

    was he trying to cheat on his missus?

    • @RA-fn7co
      @RA-fn7co 6 років тому +3

      Suzy Suz no shit

    • @saedm2359
      @saedm2359 6 років тому +42

      george how do you know he's black, I think it's a white chav

    • @saedm2359
      @saedm2359 6 років тому +2

      @george????????

    • @bazle64
      @bazle64 5 років тому +5

      @george what do you mean whiteboy?

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan 5 років тому +56

      george A bit of racism providings there

  • @patrickmcdonnell3471
    @patrickmcdonnell3471 4 роки тому +2

    I just love this it cracks me up everytime I watch it and the visuals are class bring back fonejacker where has he been .

  • @hassanismael7126
    @hassanismael7126 4 роки тому +2

    “Different types of swingings” 😂😂

  • @DanStep-v4k
    @DanStep-v4k Місяць тому +1

    really has stood the test of time

  • @EuroB0B1
    @EuroB0B1 5 років тому +4

    Haha he got collared by the Mrs.

  • @djcheckmate1
    @djcheckmate1 9 років тому +52

    did anyone else see the button on the computer "onings" hahahaha

    • @djswift1986
      @djswift1986 9 років тому +9

      The button on the left probably says offings haha

    • @belmarfilms
      @belmarfilms 9 років тому +2

      Don Juan It does.

  • @goodoldblighty7481
    @goodoldblighty7481 4 роки тому +1

    Do you wanna sighn up for the swingers?yes fckn right,sighn me up bruv lol

  • @simongatt9044
    @simongatt9044 10 років тому +38

    Ok I finding you the dating!

  • @coolsvilleowner
    @coolsvilleowner 11 років тому +13

    the girlfriend at the end man... too funny

    • @buckbumble
      @buckbumble 5 років тому +1

      @@ashlyr4385 Really don't think it was his mum

  • @yomoma04
    @yomoma04 4 роки тому +5

    “Blondings”

  • @Btt8
    @Btt8 7 років тому +14

    It's free to join apart from the one off joining fee of £40

  • @michaeljacobs6151
    @michaeljacobs6151 8 років тому +64

    4 stone that's anorexic mate.What about the swinging? Yh I'm up for that shit lol

  • @d1rt3ejdeed83
    @d1rt3ejdeed83 4 роки тому +1

    The picture of the man on the phone sitting on the sofa is hilarious

  • @sinistertantrum7653
    @sinistertantrum7653 8 років тому +6

    I love this. Do another series please

  • @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
    @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ 6 років тому +4

    I like how it shows the elephant for 19 stone. VERY clever touch of genius that. (':

  • @davewilliams7130
    @davewilliams7130 2 роки тому +1

    The sooner this programme returns the better!

  • @zico4743
    @zico4743 5 років тому +3

    "Blonde hair and blue eyes" Adolf is that you?

  • @agdgdgwngo
    @agdgdgwngo 5 років тому +2

    "We are doing the the different kinds of the swinging"

  • @Chp82
    @Chp82 4 роки тому +2

    Fonejackings.

  • @originalmindtrick117
    @originalmindtrick117 10 років тому +49

    This is one of the best prank calls ever.
    The guy don't seem all that smart. Don't think he is black though.

    • @Will-eb7fr
      @Will-eb7fr 7 років тому +16

      I think he was, man.

    • @absurdrhino
      @absurdrhino 7 років тому +2

      *doesn't

    • @vermilliongecko
      @vermilliongecko 7 років тому +13

      The fact that he liked larger ladies, and vehemently denied that he was gay, made me think that he was black. That may be the most racist thing I've ever typed.

    • @56postoffice
      @56postoffice 5 років тому

      @@vermilliongecko *BAWAHAHAHAHA!* 😂😂😂😂

    • @bazle64
      @bazle64 5 років тому

      I like black

  • @lazy9432
    @lazy9432 4 роки тому +1

    You want to sign up for the swingings 😂

  • @jetrainss
    @jetrainss 8 років тому +18

    Are you wanting the homosexualings?

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 5 років тому +6

    It really was the animation that made it all so funny :)

  • @AhhTheBonnie
    @AhhTheBonnie 5 років тому +2

    Sign you up for the Swingings??
    Swingings?? - Oh Yeah I'm in to that Shit Hahahah

  • @dizzyrico
    @dizzyrico 5 років тому +4

    48 that's a old woman..nah I don't want that .
    The swingings...
    Yea I'm up for that shit ..laughs
    So you're into the swingings
    Hilarious 10 years later I cry with laughter 2019.

  • @GRiMHOLDx
    @GRiMHOLDx 7 років тому +3

    "BUT SHE 4 STONE M8!?! DAYS ANOREXIC" (OR A CHILD) LOL

  • @mypenisissmallerthananantb1191
    @mypenisissmallerthananantb1191 8 років тому +7

    It's free to join except the one off joining fee of £40 then another payment of £80 and 43 payments of £92

  • @H0DLTHED0R
    @H0DLTHED0R 3 роки тому +1

    Love the slot machine on pc screen during da dating search

  • @susususu302
    @susususu302 3 роки тому +1

    I love them ridiculous dodgy contacts he be offering

  • @jobaby1901
    @jobaby1901 2 роки тому +1

    The 'ings' are killing me off 😂😂😂

  • @Harmonical1
    @Harmonical1 2 роки тому +2

    I listened very carefully this time. By my calculation, although it's "free to join", I worked out that it will cost £5780! That's very expensive datings.

  • @josephgannon4208
    @josephgannon4208 5 місяців тому +1

    Most of the boys at my school looked like the serive providing guy , makes me feel right at home .

  • @antoaneta70
    @antoaneta70 5 років тому +9

    I’m dying this is too funny 😂

  • @TheFragilityOfIdeas
    @TheFragilityOfIdeas 8 років тому +1

    "haha yeah I'm up for that sh*t!"

  • @otoolepw
    @otoolepw 5 років тому +4

    2:42 why you wanting for the homosexualings!!! 😂

  • @rory_russell
    @rory_russell 5 років тому +1

    “FOUR STONE!?” 😂

  • @ceddo2511
    @ceddo2511 5 років тому +2

    Ian Wright played along well.

  • @Fasneocroth
    @Fasneocroth 6 років тому +2

    '13 stone.' ... 'Why?' hahahaha

  • @bobboboogaloo
    @bobboboogaloo 9 років тому +2

    Way better than the first one. I love his billing descriptions. You can just hear the people on the other line thinking "COR!?!"

  • @cq1903
    @cq1903 3 роки тому +2

    The homosexuallings