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Holt and Kevin are great as they are a gay couple that isn't stereotyped for laughs and are actually two of the most respected characters in the show without resorting to cheap humour like nany comedies do
It's so funny to me how on my first viewing of Kevin and Holt I thought they were kind of a dry couple but now after everything I've seen it's all so sweet and heartwarming. They really have such a great relationship and it makes me so happy.
As a daughter who was over the moon when his dad made a reference to an anime movie he watched in the cinema because he didn't have a choice, yes, this is what it feels like. I can definitely agree
Kevin and Captain dad have the kind of relationship that on paper doesn't seem all that interesting and shouldn't work but seeing them together you can see how they are truly soulmates and the PDA scene always puts a smile on my face
7:00 kevin: gives to Jake a can of orange soda from when some other children visited Jake : *IT'S PERFECT* 😀 and drink it in a happy child face It's so cute !
The brilliance of Captain Holt and Kevin is that they seem like serious ppl so I end up expecting that, and then when it veers off into ridiculous land, I am just so taken by surprise and they do it every single time. It is just such great comedy.
Kevin and Holt are hilarious, adorable, kind, intelligent, well-read and have their delightful unique sense of humor. Best sitcom couple to have ever existed!
INT: KITCHEN - NIGHT Two well dressed men stand in an appointment bespoke kitchen, preparing a Charcuterie tray. There is a bottle of expensive wine open and breathing. Captain Raymond Holt delicately slices Sweet Breads, while Kevin places a beer stein gently onto the long onyx granite kitchen island, next to the two fine wine glasses. Raymond (looking aghast) "What is THAT?" Kevin then removes from a hiding place, a grocery bag and places a two liter of RC Cola and a large bag of Doritos. Raymond "Dear God, no." Kevin "Raymond, I have a confession to make. I have invited someone to join us on....movie night." Raymond "You're just having me on. This is a ribald jibe at my expense. HA! Very amusing." There is a doorbell chime behind them, the chimes play the opening bars to Hilliard's symphony in third. Raymond stares at Kevin. Kevin unblinking, stares back. Someone is heard knocking at the door and re-pressing the doorbell, starting the chimes all over again. Raymond "You...without consent. Did you even stop at the library for the next boxed set of The Obscurity of Ansessa in the original Akkadian sanskrit sans subtitles?" Kevin "Dearest, it gets worse." Kevin holds up a DVD with a disheveled man on the cover. It is a shabby looking overweight Nicholas Cage, clearly past his prime. The only word on the front is PIG. Raymond "This is insanity. I will not subject myself to any of your Nicholas Coppola Cage shenanigans." Jake Peralta lets himself in and walks right into the kitchen, a big toothy smile on his face. Jake "Hey Dads, dudes, buddies, hey! What's up? OH! Chips!" Jake pops open the bag and begins eating Doritos. Kevin "The referenced pig is a Truffle Hunter. And he's been abducted." Raymond stares at Kevin, Kevin Stares at Raymond, and Jakes smiles ignorantly with Dorito bits in his smile, and looks back and forth at both of them for some moments. No one speaks. This goes on for roughly a full thirty seconds. Raymond "I'm listening."
Kevin is that type of people in your life, being some kind of friends with him is an achievement in your life. Not because it's hard, just because you earned it
I would've liked to see more of Kevin in the show. He's great. Truthfully not as iconic as Holt, but similarly, a brilliant straight man, who occasionally loses his cool in very comical fashion. (Straight man as in style of acting, personality).
0:31 “Are you guys getting a divorce? I can handle it. This doesn’t bring up any weird issues for me 🥹” LMAO Legit makes my heart melt knowing Jake sees them as his father figures 🥺
I love that these two are so passionate about things in their own way, but as soon as it comes to each others’ safety, they become so concerned. It’s beautiful… The most beautiful part of all, however, is definitely that you can sense so much affection in every hand shake. I’d want them to be my dads too ♥️
Now that 99 has ended, it'd be super-interesting to see if someone could pull off writing a comedy series about a young Holt and see how he and Kevin met. (The era it would be set in would be tricky enough to write in a funny-but-not-1000%-offensive way, though., right?)
laughing because Captain Corelli's Mandolin is my dad's favorite Nick Cage movie; he's his fav actor, so growing up I watched a LOT of Cage's stuff... Dude's right, he has the range.
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Imagine loving someone so much that you know how they open a door.
I can hear who of my family is searching the cutlery
I bet ozpin never opened any doors for you huh?
@@ghostturtle5516 she destroyed them like their children
I love there love
@@ghostturtle5516 This is an interesting timeline.
“I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed” 😅
“I’m sorry... You were stabbed?!”
@@PolyBiBadger "*Lightly* stabbed."
LIGHTLY stabbed 👏
'tis but a scratch
Which episode was that?
It’s the fact that a handshake between holt and Kevin is more intimate than some couples kissing lmao
They're Vulcans.
Or literally going all the way
@@raveenasavadi655 LMAO-
Their relationship is so cute I’m crying.
It feels like one of those things you want to close your eyes to if you watch it in front of your parents 😀
'Im sorry, you were stABBED?' never fails to make me laugh
"Lightly"
“I didn’t want to scare you”
*sighs* LIGHTLY stabbed
Kevin is everyones favourite husband
What about Raymond?
Indeed
Tbh I wish they were my fathers
@@angelius777 Indeed Indeed Indeed
@@coena9377 He's everyone's favorite captian dad
"There was a movie about a mandolin and you kept it from me for two months!?!?"
"Well I didn't think it was any good. It's just some period piece set in Greece"
I'm his defense that movie isn't great.
“What the hell did you just say?” Haha
@@sagescribe_ “based on some dumb book”
so I ended up watching it and it was indeed not good
“Someone had pepper on their eggs this morning” is an amazing quote that I will be using whenever I can from now on
My mom always puts pepper on her eggs.
Explains why she's always cranky! 😆
Eggs for breakfast? He’s further behind than I thought
Kevin's happiness 6:04 at holt's reaction to his joke is the most wholesome thing ever
So fricking cute
Ikr
Is it weird that I got that joke too? 😂😂
@@tamannachandel6663omg i've always been curious about this joke, can you explain? 🤣😭
@@eheheheeee3092
I WANT TO KNOW IT TOO
“Oh no, that’s raymond. That’s how he opens a door.”
:’)
Im surprised they didnt turn the show 18+ after explicitly showing that much PDA between Kevin and Holt
Ikr there's kid watching 😔
@@anssyzwn im surprised youtube hasnt taken down the video. Geez.
No different than pda between a man and a woman
@@sarahbarnes9648 oof
Time I may of missed it
I cant be the only one that wants to see Holt and Kev renew their vows in the last season right?
I want that so much. The only thing I want more is Doug Judy to show up at the Halloween Heist!
i want it sm
Naw 👏👏👏💚🌟
If they do, hopefully the officiant will be more efficient.
They separated :(
Kevin and Holt are actually Jake's dads. It's funny how both of them actually care for Peralta a lot more than they actually realise.
They're the best dads/parental figures jake could ask for 🥺
And a lot more than his own father cares about him.
@@0Onyx13 indeed
I think Holt is fully aware how much he cares for Jake. And Kevin knows how important Jake is to Holt so he cares too.
I love when Peralta admits "I have some stuff"
Just the little scream at 5:00 when Kevin smacks the movie outta his hands 😂
The guy's got range!
Love it
And 4:53 😭
Its so adorableeeee
@@athulyaraj4338 for reals lmao
Never in a thousand lifetime did he see that coming lmao
“you make me want to have a wetter brain.”
“oh kevin”
“y’all are hella specific”
They're hands down one of the best TV couples
so good
🤝
That was a kerfuffle, indeed.
Idk why but I think about it *A LOT*
Holt and Kevin are great as they are a gay couple that isn't stereotyped for laughs and are actually two of the most respected characters in the show without resorting to cheap humour like nany comedies do
Because being gay wasn't a personality trait in this show. Every other show stereotypes them, while B99 just portrayed them is regular people.
@@belvinnadar5782 Regular is a stretch, they are formal to the point where it's almost inhuman
@@kangalow yea na by "regular" I mean "not your stereotypical gay man"
I live for nonfetishized gay relationships like theirs 🥺🥺
@@kangalow Not inhumane but decent and nice.
If you don't have Kevin's clapback, then you don't have his best moments.
This is accurate.
because 👏🏻 i 👏🏻 do
"Do you know what an incomplete compilation looks like?
👏 because 👏 I 👏 do!"
Oh my gosh yes!!!!!!!!!
Dat was a savage comeback from him to Holt lmao
It's weird that jake and holt have kissed on screen and the maax holt and kevin ever did was a handshake. (My my)
That’s akin to making out for them.
Holt couldn’t help himself and we cant blame him
They hella specific
@@absolutcabbagery3661 eww those are our dads!
@@gayathri6400 captain dad is just my boss
"I'm sorry, you were STABBED?!" - I just love how that escalated from perfectly polite and calm to officially freaking out.
It just now hit me that Jake was as gaga about Kevin's and Holt's relationship, as Charles was about Jake' and Amy's .
HAHAHAHAHAHA HE MEDDLES TOO
1:03 The way Jake’s face lit up when Kevin quoted Nicholas Cage was so joyful.😊
It's so funny to me how on my first viewing of Kevin and Holt I thought they were kind of a dry couple but now after everything I've seen it's all so sweet and heartwarming. They really have such a great relationship and it makes me so happy.
Oh God the thumbnail. "We Need to Talk About Kevin" was a fever dream of a movie.
Misleading title
Exactly
Kevin: No, I've purged myself of that nonsense.
Also Kevin: *Makes a reference*
Jake: *excitement overload*
Of course he was excited, his dad made a reference to something he likes.
@@SoUniqueUser as a daughter who loudly gasped when my dad did the meme of the smart guy cuz he saw me do that I can agreed. This is a great feeling
As a daughter who was over the moon when his dad made a reference to an anime movie he watched in the cinema because he didn't have a choice, yes, this is what it feels like. I can definitely agree
At 6:03 the way Kevin swoons over how much Holt loves the metamorphosis joke 😭 true love
Kevin and Captain dad have the kind of relationship that on paper doesn't seem all that interesting and shouldn't work but seeing them together you can see how they are truly soulmates and the PDA scene always puts a smile on my face
It's not surprising considering fact that holt found a white version of himself. Sometimes you have to find someone with similar interests
@MPeoples239 That is true. the same thing happened to me
7:00
kevin: gives to Jake a can of orange soda from when some other children visited
Jake : *IT'S PERFECT* 😀 and drink it in a happy child face
It's so cute !
“ YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO *CLAP BACK* RAYMOND ? BE👏🏾CAUSE👏🏾I👏🏾DO “
The Safe House is one of my top 5 B99s. Super funny from beginning to end.
When a handshake between hold and Kevin is more intimate then a couple kissing lol
6:02 When you make your husband who’s always “the funny one” laugh 😭💖😭
It really is impressive how every Kevin appearance is gold.
I'm probably stating the obvious here but that beard is working for Marc Evan Jackson
Yes, but it bears repeating: that beard is suave as hell, and I wish mine were half as handsome as his.
It's pretty impressive, But the man underneath it is working for me.😉
"As hell" Michael and Eleanor disagree
The fact that Kevin doing the clap back is missing, is devasting.
👏🏼 be 👏🏼cause 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 do
"Raymond do you know how it feels to clap back?
Be 👏 cause 👏 I do 👏"
It's inconvenient at best.
The brilliance of Captain Holt and Kevin is that they seem like serious ppl so I end up expecting that, and then when it veers off into ridiculous land, I am just so taken by surprise and they do it every single time. It is just such great comedy.
Jokes aside jake really is the best detective out there, he takes his job seriously and there’s no case he can’t solve
NINE NINE!!!!!!!
Yeah. Literally NO CASE he cant solve. Not even case 52-ABX-DASH-32QJ remained unsolved.
LOL Boyle is that you?
eh i mean he didn’t solve the one in s7 dillman, charles solved it
@@ava1dk308 I-
"lightly stabbed" killed me the first time i watched it - i couldnt stop laughing for nearly 10 minutes
Hopefully Kevin and Holt can renew their vows in season 8
AND THEY DID!
@@MikeRiderOOO let’s not spoil it for others lol
@@MarkCalloway My bad.
Now we need a compilation of him as Shawn from The Good Place
indeed indeed indeed indeed
Yes, even him covering himself with that meatsuit lmao.
Kevin telling the metamorphosis joke and Raymond laughing about it is so wholesome.
Chemistry between the actors is just insane
"Oh no that's Raymond, that's how he opens a door."
That and the fact that Holt knows how Kevin throws away trash (gently with both hands) is the peak of romance
3:02
That is my favorite moment of 99.
Kevin just throat punching a mobstor was so badass
but look at kevin’s reaction to holt laughing at his joke 🥲
Fav scene💀
PDA in the office! My oh my!😂
Couldn’t help myself!
@@mymagicisntgivingup5908 "Mm.."
We need more of Kevin in the last season!
4:00 I love that the greatest show of love between Holt and Kevin in public, is a handshake. So hilarious.
I love the "The Mandolin" part and the way Kevin says "say that to my face!" XD
6:03 Kevin's expression in this part is so loving.
Kevin and Holt are hilarious, adorable, kind, intelligent, well-read and have their delightful unique sense of humor. Best sitcom couple to have ever existed!
(Teaches Jake To say “ look Raymond a yellow crested warbler “)
(Doesn’t teach him to respond on a call)
Holt and Kevin are hella specific relationship goals
INT: KITCHEN - NIGHT
Two well dressed men stand in an appointment bespoke kitchen, preparing a Charcuterie tray. There is a bottle of expensive wine open and breathing. Captain Raymond Holt delicately slices Sweet Breads, while Kevin places a beer stein gently onto the long onyx granite kitchen island, next to the two fine wine glasses.
Raymond
(looking aghast)
"What is THAT?"
Kevin then removes from a hiding place, a grocery bag and places a two liter of RC Cola and a large bag of Doritos.
Raymond
"Dear God, no."
Kevin
"Raymond, I have a confession to make. I have invited someone to join us on....movie night."
Raymond
"You're just having me on. This is a ribald jibe at my expense. HA! Very amusing."
There is a doorbell chime behind them, the chimes play the opening bars to Hilliard's symphony in third. Raymond stares at Kevin. Kevin unblinking, stares back. Someone is heard knocking at the door and re-pressing the doorbell, starting the chimes all over again.
Raymond
"You...without consent. Did you even stop at the library for the next boxed set of The Obscurity of Ansessa in the original Akkadian sanskrit sans subtitles?"
Kevin
"Dearest, it gets worse."
Kevin holds up a DVD with a disheveled man on the cover. It is a shabby looking overweight Nicholas Cage, clearly past his prime. The only word on the front is PIG.
Raymond
"This is insanity. I will not subject myself to any of your Nicholas Coppola Cage shenanigans."
Jake Peralta lets himself in and walks right into the kitchen, a big toothy smile on his face.
Jake
"Hey Dads, dudes, buddies, hey! What's up? OH! Chips!"
Jake pops open the bag and begins eating Doritos.
Kevin
"The referenced pig is a Truffle Hunter. And he's been abducted."
Raymond stares at Kevin, Kevin Stares at Raymond, and Jakes smiles ignorantly with Dorito bits in his smile, and looks back and forth at both of them for some moments. No one speaks. This goes on for roughly a full thirty seconds.
Raymond
"I'm listening."
👌👌👌💯💯💯
A+, it's a shame you weren't in the writer's room!
THIS IS CANON I CAN PICTURE IT
"Gotta say, I could have used a little bit more oomph on the whoomp."
"That's the oomphiest whoomp you'll get."
Beautiful language.
Kevin is my fav B99 character and he isn't even a main one. He's so perfect for Holt. Best couple!!!
“ I hope your day is productive “
“ Thanks Raymond I hope you day is productive too “
😀😆😂
I feel like Kevin’s beard should have a separate “best off” video
it does now
Indeed
“I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.”
“I am sorry you where STABBED!?!?”
“LIGHTLY, stabbed”
I love the father-son dynamic of Jake and Holt 🥰
4:07 yall are hella specific. cant stop grinning xD
6:00 is so cute to me. Just a great couple enjoying themselves with a good laugh
He's such and underrated king☹
The perfect man for Holt
“Jake the hero, abs of steel sha la la la”
“Oh daym !” - Jake peralta 3:44
4:43 should always be on the Kevin best moments
Also his convo with Terry and Jake about the next Halloween Heist
“I’m sorry… you were sTaBbEd?!”
“Lightly stabbed, I didn’t want to alarm you.”
"Y'all are hella specific" 🤣🤣
“Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed”
Aww, you cut the "stabbed" bit before the best part.
"Lightly."
We need more Kevin in season 8
Agreed!
@@kaileyblaine297 indeed
I love their relationship. I love Kevin’s demeanor. Even better watching him as the leader of the bad place in ‘the good place’.
“Y’all are hella specific” will ALWAYS be my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣
6:04 the way he gets excited about Holt loving his joke 🥺
I love Kevin’s reaction to holts laugh it’s so cute
Kevin seems to be missing his cocoon
I can only see Marc as Kevin, so when I watched the good place it was so confusing lol
Kevin is that type of people in your life, being some kind of friends with him is an achievement in your life. Not because it's hard, just because you earned it
4:53 this is my ultimate favorite
Excuse me but that fact that the clip of Kevin clapping back was not in this video is 👏🏻 un 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 give 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 ble
At 5:48 when Kevin says"It's getting worse" got me crying in laughter 🤣
Well, it is a pig-mailman situation.
I would've liked to see more of Kevin in the show. He's great. Truthfully not as iconic as Holt, but similarly, a brilliant straight man, who occasionally loses his cool in very comical fashion. (Straight man as in style of acting, personality).
"you are losing your money"
Always gets me😂
Kevin and Jake switching clothes is everything! How have I forgotten about that?
My favorite recurring character hands down
0:31 “Are you guys getting a divorce? I can handle it. This doesn’t bring up any weird issues for me 🥹” LMAO Legit makes my heart melt knowing Jake sees them as his father figures 🥺
How could you miss "Do you know how to clap back Raymond? Be 👏 cause 👏 I 👏 do"
5:07 I love Kevin's reaction to this 😂 I much prefer long movies that require thought process
3:15 that was perfect
4:39 captain correli's mandolin
I cannot with peraltas "y'all are hella specific" it's so good
They should have included the moment where Kevin and Jake are looking for Cheddar in the park and Kevin says "Cheddar loves surveillance cameras 😭" 😂😂
"What?! I told you, the guy's got range!!"
It’s how perfect they both are for eachother
AHHH
"Someone had pepper on their eggs this morning!"
Totally using this.
I love that these two are so passionate about things in their own way, but as soon as it comes to each others’ safety, they become so concerned. It’s beautiful… The most beautiful part of all, however, is definitely that you can sense so much affection in every hand shake. I’d want them to be my dads too ♥️
Now that 99 has ended, it'd be super-interesting to see if someone could pull off writing a comedy series about a young Holt and see how he and Kevin met.
(The era it would be set in would be tricky enough to write in a funny-but-not-1000%-offensive way, though., right?)
laughing because Captain Corelli's Mandolin is my dad's favorite Nick Cage movie; he's his fav actor, so growing up I watched a LOT of Cage's stuff... Dude's right, he has the range.
5:00 I just can't with Kevin slapping the movie case and Jake's scream 😂😂😂
I love kevin finding out about a few movies he would have actually enjoyed and wanted to watch
“Peralta here’s an orange soda from when some other children were visiting” is such a classic line
"I wasn't injured, I was lightly stabbed." If I ever get stabbed, when I retell it it will be this.