What to Do If You Are Swallowed by a Giant Whale?

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  • @lexi1163
    @lexi1163 5 років тому +5523

    “if you somehow manage to find yourself in a whales stomach the first thing is not to panic”
    yeah ok

  • @SIDEWALKSKUM
    @SIDEWALKSKUM 5 років тому +20519

    “Just a while ago you were on a yacht”
    Yeah okay this isn’t realistic for me anymore

    • @xUnguarded
      @xUnguarded 5 років тому +160

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RealNameNeverUsed
      @RealNameNeverUsed 5 років тому +58

      Ninja Sean even the regular ones 😂

    • @Michael-gv9qd
      @Michael-gv9qd 5 років тому +10

      RealNameNeverUsed I don’t think u know what a yacht is

    • @norsendo6532
      @norsendo6532 5 років тому +11

      Yep not realistic for me either.

    • @medusalulia3846
      @medusalulia3846 5 років тому +6

      iownaxult productions im actually cryingggggg

  • @xris905
    @xris905 5 років тому +6042

    First of all I’m too poor to be on any yacht

  • @Laura.daye23
    @Laura.daye23 2 роки тому +3397

    I love how 8 million people saw the title and thought: "this might be useful"

    • @nthabisengmarope3427
      @nthabisengmarope3427 2 роки тому +36

      I know right 🤣

    • @llamamelu
      @llamamelu 2 роки тому +27

      nawl we was thinking “what’s the hype ??” lmfaooo

    • @raymondtj929
      @raymondtj929 2 роки тому +16

      Must watch video if you wanna go sail

    • @uyiigiebor8074
      @uyiigiebor8074 2 роки тому +3

      Lmfaoo yooo right 🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shenobi.
      @shenobi. 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @adreanarose7145
    @adreanarose7145 5 років тому +3269

    Just so you guys know if your in a whale the WiFi password is Blowhole

    • @hanssnah8195
      @hanssnah8195 5 років тому +88

      Adreana Rose oh thanks for that now i can have some entertainment the next time i get swallowed by a whale

    • @ireallyenjoycoleslaw5132
      @ireallyenjoycoleslaw5132 5 років тому +113

      Oh thanks I am inside on right now and I don't want to use up all my data

    • @meghanhouse3163
      @meghanhouse3163 5 років тому +17

      Adreana Rose ok thanks i ned to connect rn

    • @maxeezy7203
      @maxeezy7203 5 років тому +8

      i had a stroke reading this

    • @Fallkaru
      @Fallkaru 5 років тому +13

      Thanks,now i can play my games in there and not be bored at all

  • @TheNastyPS
    @TheNastyPS 5 років тому +1454

    "don't panic" is a pretty dumb tip for someone who's been swallowed by a whale

    • @brunosantiago8961
      @brunosantiago8961 5 років тому +20

      Ikr, I mean, I'm imagine myself on that situation... - yup, I'm pretty much dead fml.

    • @xavirobinn2788
      @xavirobinn2788 5 років тому +13

      its a smart one panicked people dont think well and if your in a whales mouth your slowly losing air and that would make it faster

    • @leogunnemarsson4178
      @leogunnemarsson4178 5 років тому +6

      Don't panic is almost always a good tip. And if we assume its a Baleen whale where you get stuck in the throat and then spit out then that could save your life.

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 5 років тому +1

      not really.

    • @TheNastyPS
      @TheNastyPS 5 років тому +13

      @MoodyWanderer yes of course. both my great-great-grandfather and my grandfather were swallowed by a whale and I need to be prepared since it runs in my family

  • @wuttheunicorn1846
    @wuttheunicorn1846 5 років тому +4240

    Me seeing this video: “Who tf is gonna get swallowed by a whale?”
    “Y’know what.. it could happen” *clicks*

    • @BeverlyM52
      @BeverlyM52 5 років тому +22

      Jonah!

    • @BeverlyM52
      @BeverlyM52 5 років тому +8

      Jonah!

    • @rashianabryant4426
      @rashianabryant4426 5 років тому +50

      My exact thoughts before I clicked 😂😂😂

    • @OffxcialBrii
      @OffxcialBrii 5 років тому +11

      WutThe Unicorn WHY WAS THIS MY EXACT THOUGHTS

    • @jahchamp10
      @jahchamp10 5 років тому +3

      🤣that’s exactly what I said in my head

  • @marioneziri8135
    @marioneziri8135 3 роки тому +1013

    I want to thoroughly thank you guys, as I just survived getting swallowed by a whale. Your tips are indeed useful and great for the society.

  • @HalilKarad
    @HalilKarad 5 років тому +1443

    Don't panic, as the amount of oxygen is catastrophically low.

    • @johnvillasanta3158
      @johnvillasanta3158 5 років тому +9

      Halil Karademir thats a good one😂

    • @eytrix
      @eytrix 5 років тому +13

      Just make sure you take a towel with you

    • @adamdavis6520
      @adamdavis6520 5 років тому

      911 likes, oh

    • @5m7i8a0h
      @5m7i8a0h 5 років тому +11

      as your skin is bring burning off.....stay chill , you got a lot of swimming to do.

    • @Lady_TyTy
      @Lady_TyTy 23 дні тому

      Gnar
      LOVE/Respect the sarcasm
      ✝️
      🇺🇲
      ❤️

  • @paris-is3yn
    @paris-is3yn 5 років тому +5594

    “Mom, I’m inside a whale, come get me”
    “Ok”

    • @uhpam7028
      @uhpam7028 5 років тому +61

      Paris Boba atleast u get 2 letters I only get a capitalized K 😂

    • @sebiieex
      @sebiieex 5 років тому +23

      Nah that’s dad 😂

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 5 років тому +41

      Imagine being hit by a whale's tale and being bitchslapped to the other side of planet Earth. Haha.

    • @travisrowe7697
      @travisrowe7697 5 років тому +2

      Subscribe to me For no reason watch the video bruh. Unless ur swallowed by a toothed whale u won’t fit down his throat. He’ll choke on our fat asses and spit us out. If it is a toothed whale he’ll cuts up to pieces with his teeth lol

    • @dequadiewalton7619
      @dequadiewalton7619 5 років тому +1

      Shidddd

  • @topseli8797
    @topseli8797 5 років тому +2803

    a blue whale: *exist*
    one single golf ball: *i'm about to end this man's whole career*

    • @llawliet1352
      @llawliet1352 5 років тому +3

      Töpseli you mean fish

    • @crybabiesandavacodos7169
      @crybabiesandavacodos7169 5 років тому +12

      Someone dosen't know the difference of a man and whale.

    • @soldier8424
      @soldier8424 5 років тому +19

      @@llawliet1352 whales are mammals not fish >.>

    • @epepepe7178
      @epepepe7178 5 років тому +2

      Oh look tanki isnt all that dead is it

    • @topseli8797
      @topseli8797 5 років тому +1

      @@epepepe7178 lol it is pretty dead to be honest :P

  • @Xander-cm5bg
    @Xander-cm5bg 3 роки тому +173

    Love how he has to explain to us that we can’t get out of a toothless whales stomach, yet he also explained that it was impossible to get into its stomach earlier on

    • @steadfast101
      @steadfast101 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah that was dumb

    • @zap808beats2
      @zap808beats2 2 роки тому +1

      frfr

    • @oalsecnev1
      @oalsecnev1 2 роки тому +1

      It was referred to the sperm whale, the one who has teeth

    • @Xander-cm5bg
      @Xander-cm5bg 2 роки тому +1

      @@oalsecnev1 “if this is a toothless blue whale, you would have to shrink to the size of a tennis ball, which is impossible” m8 I’m pretty sure he’s talking about a toothless whale xD

    • @msreal20081
      @msreal20081 2 роки тому

      I’m sure it was sarcasm lol

  • @mofromthefo5536
    @mofromthefo5536 5 років тому +2884

    Can’t believe I actually just sat through this whole thing

  • @xendex1368
    @xendex1368 5 років тому +7863

    People are so stupid, just swallow it back smh 😔

    • @madalynhiscock1793
      @madalynhiscock1793 5 років тому +123

      Get this more likes

    • @xendex1368
      @xendex1368 5 років тому +192

      @@madalynhiscock1793 I just liked my own comment I hope that helps

    • @spoopybeta
      @spoopybeta 5 років тому +32

      Still needs more 😂

    • @rom3611
      @rom3611 5 років тому +2

      Du

    • @Zaymbietrimm
      @Zaymbietrimm 5 років тому +20

      Bruh you need more likes 😂😂

  • @acydee
    @acydee 5 років тому +2304

    absolutely no one:
    my youtube recommendation list: what to do if you are swallowed by a giant whale?

  • @MegaJesseman
    @MegaJesseman 3 роки тому +17

    I feel sorry for the dude who got traumatized and went into temporary insanity from getting eaten by a whale, but the whale was not a monster. It was defending itself against those trying to kill it. You probably shouldn't pick fights with things that are big enough to eat you. That's like a rollypolly picking a fight with a frog.

  • @crackwilson1790
    @crackwilson1790 5 років тому +1257

    “Just an hour ago u were on a yacht”
    *this no longer has anything to do with me

    • @ronayskadjaoen7657
      @ronayskadjaoen7657 5 років тому +2

      Guard Me 😂

    • @JuanitaHarris06
      @JuanitaHarris06 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @godlovesugly8846
      @godlovesugly8846 5 років тому +3

      Right.. that part came on and I said to my boyfriend "I was on a yacht...!?! I fucking made it big in this parallel universe...."

    • @jesusaguayo2805
      @jesusaguayo2805 5 років тому

      If your profile picture is anime your comment DOEs not count godddd I fucking despise anime

    • @hellothere4380
      @hellothere4380 5 років тому

      @@jesusaguayo2805 ooooookkkk?

  • @ElBarto03.
    @ElBarto03. 5 років тому +4164

    “Mom I’m inside a whale”
    “Use protection”

    • @notnigra5859
      @notnigra5859 5 років тому +52

      Shreksball my boyfriend when we have sex 😔

    • @syededdy8103
      @syededdy8103 5 років тому +115

      @@notnigra5859 premarital? Eww

    • @notnigra5859
      @notnigra5859 5 років тому +14

      syed Eddy gross right?

    • @notnigra5859
      @notnigra5859 5 років тому +2

      Pending Poltergeist 😂😂

    • @user-fi2zs2ww1r
      @user-fi2zs2ww1r 5 років тому +9

      hillbilly nigga is you a lionmaker? Who tf has a kid that says that? Man you got me all the way fucked up with this one.

  • @shenmoney
    @shenmoney 5 років тому +3568

    This whole thing is horrifying and at the same time, quite interesting.

  • @adaassink6502
    @adaassink6502 3 роки тому +68

    You: *Tries to get out with "struggle and all your might"*
    Whale: ARE YOU TRYNA KILL ME? *Slaps you with its tale and swims away*

    • @TickIsDaBomb
      @TickIsDaBomb 3 роки тому

      Srsly tries to struggle and get out key word [get out] not to be toxic or anything but if ur trying to get out how is he gonna slap u with its tale .....lol

  • @christiancalhoun4303
    @christiancalhoun4303 5 років тому +2586

    As a pothead, I appreciate that you’re not afraid to ask the tough questions

    • @cyberdreame
      @cyberdreame 5 років тому +12

      Kettelhead doesn't appreciate it

    • @DammDamian
      @DammDamian 5 років тому +5

      Lol hahahahahaha

    • @Young_Dab
      @Young_Dab 5 років тому +9

      It's only right that I warn you that the government is coming out with a weed breathalyzer by 2020

    • @viccyrozay5849
      @viccyrozay5849 5 років тому +4

      Young Dab-A-Roosa didn’t matter bro. The can’t chase me when I’m this high. ✈️✈️

    • @eduardochavez82
      @eduardochavez82 5 років тому +1

      Mambah CH I’m asf high rn too! 🤣 (I thought this was posted today) 😐

  • @epicface5993
    @epicface5993 5 років тому +3229

    “What to do when swallowed by a whale”
    Step 1: *Never get swallowed by a whale in the first place*

    • @epicface5993
      @epicface5993 5 років тому +21

      @joshua ashley If it thinks you're a giant plankton

    • @leogunnemarsson4178
      @leogunnemarsson4178 5 років тому +10

      @joshua ashley That is quite literally what the video you are commenting on is about...the short answer is yes but you'd know that allready if you watched it.

    • @heyheyheyheyheyhey76
      @heyheyheyheyheyhey76 5 років тому +3

      Imagine a whale hitting you with its tail and being thrown across the planet... hahaha.

    • @bittyneko
      @bittyneko 5 років тому +1

      @joshua ashley no whale living today can, but they potentially could have done so in theory in the past but probably never would if they where still around in current day. Thankfully their not around in current day. Wait. There's still sittings of them. So...

    • @shrikantkale9287
      @shrikantkale9287 5 років тому +1

      @@heyheyheyheyheyhey76 u r kid

  • @dayyton6653
    @dayyton6653 5 років тому +3856

    Me: ehh I don’t know about this video
    My brain: you never know

  • @kpeezyforsheezy
    @kpeezyforsheezy 3 роки тому +42

    Who’s here after hearing about the lobster fishermen who just survived getting swallowed then spit out by a humpback?

  • @howtopasstime
    @howtopasstime 5 років тому +1655

    Me: never leaves my room
    Also me: Omg I need to know what to do if I get swallowed by a whale 😱😱

  • @R3D_H00D2
    @R3D_H00D2 5 років тому +63209

    Anyone else watching this from inside a whale or just me?

    • @witbyy
      @witbyy 5 років тому +1962

      yeh same

    • @alfathashemi7028
      @alfathashemi7028 5 років тому +4491

      stop lying. i didnt have service in there...

    • @R3D_H00D2
      @R3D_H00D2 5 років тому +3615

      @@alfathashemi7028 Did you try turning it off and on again?

    • @PREPFORIT
      @PREPFORIT 5 років тому +748

      LOL good one Jonah !

    • @nicole7475
      @nicole7475 5 років тому +510

      You’re not alone

  • @danielmorgans1508
    @danielmorgans1508 5 років тому +1765

    I get swallowed by whales pretty often so thank you for the tips👌👌

    • @moplayz7346
      @moplayz7346 5 років тому +22

      Daniel Morgans same

    • @huubtubben7467
      @huubtubben7467 5 років тому +47

      Ye its pretty anoying at times

    • @justmylezzz
      @justmylezzz 5 років тому +12

      I'm lost for words on this comment, I would be terrified

    • @aidenweldon5298
      @aidenweldon5298 5 років тому +24

      They got a new wifi router, 4 bars now

    • @justmylezzz
      @justmylezzz 5 років тому +5

      @@aidenweldon5298 who did

  • @nightmarepolice1324
    @nightmarepolice1324 3 роки тому +10

    Jonah said this prayer:
    There is no God except for you,
    Glory be to you,
    Truly I was one of the wrong doers.

    • @mightyowl6666
      @mightyowl6666 3 роки тому

      Flicking news be like eat your fidgeting vegetables like nasty earworms makes you healthier my shortz

  • @seerawho8740
    @seerawho8740 5 років тому +1861

    “What to do when swallowed by a whale”
    Step 1: *don’t go into the ocean ever*

  • @violetr507
    @violetr507 5 років тому +9263

    I wanted to skip this video, my brain was like:
    you never know

  • @CWiggDoIt
    @CWiggDoIt 5 років тому +1508

    Trying to see how they spread “nothing” over 13 minutes.

    • @Rheaisla.
      @Rheaisla. 5 років тому +11

      WHAT!?!?!
      it's 13 minutes and 12 seconds
      DUH

    • @testicIes
      @testicIes 5 років тому +63

      "scientists have decided it is likely a whale can swallow you whole" yeah well no shit sherlock

    • @writerconsidered
      @writerconsidered 5 років тому +12

      I managed to escape at the 5 minute mark, They hit the toothed whale class which have never attacked a human except when they are held in captivity. I said Ok it's time to go now

    • @jbrown7063
      @jbrown7063 5 років тому +13

      C Wigg I’m pretty sure these videos are for fun and y’all acting like he’s trying to get people ready for their marine biology exam.

    • @admirre2786
      @admirre2786 5 років тому

      I would like but I want to keep it at 666 >:3

  • @DarrylMayes
    @DarrylMayes 2 роки тому +7

    Bro why am I watching this right now 🤣🤣 after this I’m done with the ocean period 🤣🤣 no more beach for me.. I’m good on that👌🏽🤣

  • @Jojoshibou
    @Jojoshibou 4 роки тому +3196

    Who else is here Bc their brain says “just Incase so you’re prepared”

  • @dontbothermeimmajamin2931
    @dontbothermeimmajamin2931 5 років тому +730

    Summary:
    You’ll probably just die

  • @sessrinwillreignsupreme5050
    @sessrinwillreignsupreme5050 4 роки тому +2120

    You: *gets swallowed by a whale*
    Jonah: ey how's it goin
    Pinocchio: we just vibin

    • @susie4284
      @susie4284 4 роки тому +35

      joshua ashley some dude who got swallowed by a whale (it's in the bible)

    • @bengal-desi6526
      @bengal-desi6526 4 роки тому +21

      @joshua ashley he is a prophet also in islam

    • @bengal-desi6526
      @bengal-desi6526 4 роки тому +4

      @GermanMartin MB thanks a lot for sharing these stories. They are pretty much same as in Islam from what I know. Also in Islam, we are required to fast once a month every year. The fast lasts from early morning usually around 4 am to sunset around 9pm and we can't have food or water. I would say Islam is the most preserved religion out of all because many of the followers are still performing the prophetic traditions and rigorously still. Also every religion has deviants who try to gain political power by abusing it not just Islam. But all of that is due to human desire and greed not religion. Trust me it would get much worse without religion because people would be totally lost and will end up doing whatever they want or desire without justice and accountability of the afterlife.

    • @bengal-desi6526
      @bengal-desi6526 4 роки тому +2

      @GermanMartin MB interestingly the verses in the Quran that speak about Jonah also mention his people, but they say that the people were only given blessings for a short time.
      And why was there not a town which believed, so that their belief should have profited them, but the people of Jonah? When they believed, We removed from them the chastisement of disgrace in this world's life, and We gave them provision for a while. (Yunus 10:98)
      'for a while'
      And indeed, Jonah was among the messengers. [Mention] when he ran away to the laden ship. And he drew lots and was among the losers. Then the fish swallowed him, while he was blameworthy. And had he not been of those who exalt Allah, He would have remained inside its belly until the Day they are resurrected. But We threw him onto the open shore while he was ill. And We caused to grow over him a gourd vine. And We sent him to [his people of] a hundred thousand or more. And they believed, so We gave them enjoyment [of life] for a time.(As-Saffat 37:139-148)
      'for a time'.
      I wonder if the Assyrians later started to lose their way again and that's why they were only given blessings for a short time. It was so long ago I guess so their fully stories aren't documented.

    • @Anedoje
      @Anedoje 4 роки тому +1

      GermanMartin MB the assyrians fell before muslims even entered the equation though several empires rule the land and lorded over them and i assume hot rid of them nkt to mention they had a freaking empire prior so i would be hard pressed to say that their fall wasnot inevitable and technically by your logoc based on what you have said The Arabs through ishmel would be descendants of the Assyrians therfore the land they took would be rightfully theirs also so i am sort of confused by your points

  • @EKSXXII
    @EKSXXII 2 роки тому +4

    Imagine. You’re stuck inside a whale and you you’re trying to watch this tutorial but you get interrupted by a UA-cam premium ad

    • @misguidedpearls7456
      @misguidedpearls7456 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @DJJmacc
      @DJJmacc 2 роки тому

      You're like skip add skip add skip add hurry up 2 more seconds to go

  • @mb-xx7tv
    @mb-xx7tv 5 років тому +713

    me: this would literally never happen
    my brain: watch it just in case

  • @user-ie1em9jn2b
    @user-ie1em9jn2b 4 роки тому +3266

    “mom im inside of a whale”
    “ok, don’t be late to school”

    • @comocha9277
      @comocha9277 4 роки тому +280

      "Mom, I'm inside of a whale"
      "Its because you're always on that damn phone"

    • @morganriley7312
      @morganriley7312 4 роки тому +30

      Comocha lmao

    • @delo.9999
      @delo.9999 4 роки тому +21

      @@comocha9277 bruh that's sounds like something my dad would say😂😂😂

    • @juuzouxiii1104
      @juuzouxiii1104 4 роки тому +13

      Blue or black

    • @taktmag
      @taktmag 4 роки тому +12

      Hurry up bro I gotta get to school

  • @zoeisabelle3773
    @zoeisabelle3773 5 років тому +2350

    him: “just an hour ago, you were on a yacht, wind blowing through your hair”
    me: *crys in bald*

  • @xenornathan1736
    @xenornathan1736 3 роки тому +41

    "to put this into perspective that's as much as 40 elephants"
    Ive never seen an elephant how tf did that help

  • @thedejahdenise
    @thedejahdenise 5 років тому +2704

    Not sure when I’ll ever need this, but just in case lol.

  • @natekors35
    @natekors35 5 років тому +748

    I tried so hard to avoid this video but I was like “what if I do get swallowed”😂

    • @bittyneko
      @bittyneko 5 років тому +2

      Same. Lol.

    • @divineray7822
      @divineray7822 5 років тому +30

      Same. I don't want my last thoughts to be..."Shit, I should've seen that UA-cam video"

    • @baldmidget5125
      @baldmidget5125 5 років тому +1

      Same, lmfao!

    • @jaasonmiller
      @jaasonmiller 4 роки тому +1

      For real 😂 I’ve seen this videos on my recommended for months and I always ignored it. But today I was like “what if... 🤔 “

  • @akiragrg2908
    @akiragrg2908 4 роки тому +883

    Oh boy sure do hate it when I'm resting on my yatch and a whale swallows me.

  • @septemberbrown477
    @septemberbrown477 3 роки тому +21

    Here we are in 2021 and the man who just actually got swallowed by a whale wishes he had watched this

  • @thetrumpdayz
    @thetrumpdayz 5 років тому +2267

    I wonder if there's someone stuck in a whale right now

    • @ak-t7d6f
      @ak-t7d6f 5 років тому +191

      kinda terrifying when you think about it that one of the 3.8 million people who watched this video could potentially be a victim in the foreseeable future

    • @themonsterunderyourbed7651
      @themonsterunderyourbed7651 5 років тому +19

      Asif Khan i mean yup, and they’ll be happy cause they watched this video 😂

    • @dypsy4233
      @dypsy4233 4 роки тому +6

      Global Dayz meh to

    • @bloba4443
      @bloba4443 4 роки тому +4

      jeff pentagon u good fam

    • @dypsy4233
      @dypsy4233 4 роки тому

      Gregory Weaver I will save uUnU

  • @shahidabegum4195
    @shahidabegum4195 5 років тому +1576

    Narrator: "Don't panic." **Proceeds to tell you all the reasons for why you should be panicking**

    • @zhr1153
      @zhr1153 4 роки тому +7

      that was horrifing

    • @KishuKeiya
      @KishuKeiya 4 роки тому +7

      That's what i was thinking HAHAH

  • @zacksm1th
    @zacksm1th 5 років тому +892

    Don’t you just hate it when you end up in a whale 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @FoundingKaren
      @FoundingKaren 5 років тому +4

      Zedd ikr

    • @kanyway2935
      @kanyway2935 5 років тому +4

      ikr

    • @anayahdixon7484
      @anayahdixon7484 5 років тому +6

      Foreal 😩 once i went threw the stomach and got pooped out *ugh*

    • @jakojii
      @jakojii 5 років тому +5

      I just got out of 1 like 3 hours ago my mom was like "where you at?" I'm like "I'm in a whale atm." She said, "when you get home take out the trash."

    • @jjhee7560
      @jjhee7560 5 років тому +2

      It's happens to me every like 2 minutes it's so annoying

  • @imoasoo9495
    @imoasoo9495 3 роки тому +10

    This is exactly the kind of video insects would watch about us humans.

  • @bugzy510_
    @bugzy510_ 5 років тому +1480

    That thumbnail is terrifying.

    • @qwerty_1283
      @qwerty_1283 5 років тому +4

      Not really but ok

    • @lordbasketboi9998
      @lordbasketboi9998 5 років тому +77

      •BlackHuntress• it was his opinion

    • @henrysingletary
      @henrysingletary 5 років тому +12

      The channel "What If" just made a video about this and used the same thumbnail. I thought this was funny.

    • @shawncheukalam8158
      @shawncheukalam8158 5 років тому +1

      Than u havent seen me in the morning i be scared of my own reflection sometimes

    • @LuffyxNamiisathing
      @LuffyxNamiisathing 5 років тому +6

      @@qwerty_1283 yes it is but ok

  • @jo.gonzalez
    @jo.gonzalez 5 років тому +606

    Welp, my anxiety for the ocean has increased even more 🙂

    • @mrsmiley707
      @mrsmiley707 5 років тому +6

      Good!

    • @franklin3253
      @franklin3253 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @STROKA2001
      @STROKA2001 5 років тому +2

      Yeah right, why does everyone think anxiety is cool? It just means that you suck and you are boring

    • @STROKA2001
      @STROKA2001 5 років тому +1

      @Camden Kennedy i see this shit everywhere and im serious not dramatic

    • @nnie--3094
      @nnie--3094 5 років тому

      Ikr

  • @user-ie1em9jn2b
    @user-ie1em9jn2b 4 роки тому +1368

    “who knows, maybe the whale will assist you and give you a farewell slap” 💀

  • @genomejordan2857
    @genomejordan2857 2 роки тому +1

    The way my 2022 is shaping up I just might need this....

  • @CC81444
    @CC81444 4 роки тому +4143

    Me:*Gets eaten by a whale*
    Mom: Its because of that damn phone.

    • @duanejohnson5033
      @duanejohnson5033 4 роки тому +42

      This would be funny but you took it from the very top comment lol

    • @tsyamone
      @tsyamone 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @sunsetfloralls1195
      @sunsetfloralls1195 4 роки тому +11

      @@duanejohnson5033 exuse me? The top comments are the recent comments and the downer comments are old comments so..no

    • @eternal6257
      @eternal6257 4 роки тому +3

      @@sunsetfloralls1195 ikr

    • @sunsetfloralls1195
      @sunsetfloralls1195 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah

  • @blonded-hm3ft
    @blonded-hm3ft 5 років тому +4828

    *having 20 missing assignments i can finish to save my grades*
    youtube: “what to do if you’re swallowed by a whale”
    me: Ooouu

  • @cedriccaunan434
    @cedriccaunan434 5 років тому +1276

    Create a fire inside the whale and it will sneeze you out. That's what Pinocchio did right?

    • @marley9800
      @marley9800 5 років тому +16

      cid let's fly a saw a wooden stick above the empire state building Peeking out

    • @CalleProd32
      @CalleProd32 5 років тому +32

      You would need oxygen to create fire lol

    • @OmariThompson1997
      @OmariThompson1997 5 років тому +70

      3Hunna C spongebob been lighting fires underwater for decades

    • @jxe9516
      @jxe9516 5 років тому +19

      The thing is, I'm stuck in the whale rn and I only have 2 bars of 3g, can't figure out the wifi password so I have no idea how to make a fire...

    • @CalleProd32
      @CalleProd32 5 років тому +3

      Stick a lighter in one of the gas bubbles and see if it's explodes.

  • @grimmy813
    @grimmy813 2 роки тому +7

    I love the simple animation of the video. It really does help my brain stay focused and absorb the information. Very nice video good job 👍

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1784

    "Don't panic"
    That's easier said than done

    • @Phantysm
      @Phantysm 4 роки тому +13

      your damn face again

    • @richelieu5406
      @richelieu5406 4 роки тому +18

      Everywhere i go, i see his face

    • @scum3112
      @scum3112 4 роки тому +5

      I just saw u on a video about how deep the ocean is. I see ur also watching ocean stuff

    • @HamoTheUltimate
      @HamoTheUltimate 4 роки тому

      I like how thats your life already

    • @stopnt3690
      @stopnt3690 4 роки тому +5

      Hey bro
      You watch Fairy tail?

  • @Jasmine-fx4yq
    @Jasmine-fx4yq 4 роки тому +787

    this could never happen to me because i can’t afford a yacht

  • @MrJinxmaster1
    @MrJinxmaster1 5 років тому +923

    "the blue whale can't swallow you" he said
    "it's throat is too narrow" he said
    I wanted help to get out, not to be told that I couldn't get in!

    • @dylanchevalier6677
      @dylanchevalier6677 5 років тому +11

      jinxmaster1 simply shrink to the size of a tennis ball

    • @itsyawho
      @itsyawho 5 років тому +2

      Wilson Junior ok very simple

    • @tuckinatorinator787
      @tuckinatorinator787 5 років тому +9

      I remember two different stories of a man and a dog accidentally getting eaten by a whale and managing to not only survive but get out and they both looked like living corpses after suffering through stomach acid. I forget what kind of whale it was but it was nothing short of a miracle.

  • @elliexea
    @elliexea 3 роки тому +1

    Whales are horrifying but wholesome at the same time

  • @wannaminajj1692
    @wannaminajj1692 5 років тому +1562

    sees thumbnail:
    me: don’t do it , don’t do it
    video:
    me:
    video:
    me:
    *clicks video*

    • @vago2670
      @vago2670 5 років тому +2

      ..

    • @icanseeyou9227
      @icanseeyou9227 5 років тому

      K.

    • @ThA_ArTT
      @ThA_ArTT 5 років тому

      zoeyy xoxo omg me as heck😩

    • @Marsnarchy
      @Marsnarchy 5 років тому

      Why is this me 😭😭😭😭

    • @Marsnarchy
      @Marsnarchy 5 років тому +2

      Why does UA-cam recommend me this stuff 😭😭😭😭

  • @BlackStarOtaku
    @BlackStarOtaku 5 років тому +1376

    Person: * Enters ocean *
    Whale: "So you choose death?"

    • @midorana2902
      @midorana2902 5 років тому +37

      Whale: *exists in ocean*
      Person: “so you choose death?”

    • @Rheaisla.
      @Rheaisla. 5 років тому +3

      @@midorana2902 ⊙.☉ t-true
      I AM NORMAL HOOMAN AND NOT WHALE TOTALLY

    • @solar_savior4118
      @solar_savior4118 5 років тому +3

      OH-HO so you're approaching me?

    • @bootyjuice5375
      @bootyjuice5375 5 років тому +3

      Klubnika 10 who tf goes out and says hey I’m gonna kill a big ass sea creature today

    • @crybabiesandavacodos7169
      @crybabiesandavacodos7169 5 років тому +4

      And people wonder why I dont like the beach.

  • @Jurrb_
    @Jurrb_ 4 роки тому +640

    Imagine meeting a bunch of other people down there sitting there like: ;-;

    • @blacksuperman209
      @blacksuperman209 4 роки тому +30

      “How’s it going?”

    • @madgamer5796
      @madgamer5796 4 роки тому +22

      The whale after swallowing you:
      "A fine addition to my collection"

    • @eklecticskeptic
      @eklecticskeptic 4 роки тому +2

      Now I see why some women have a problem with this. This is disrespectful. I've got shit to do.

    • @fallenzy.314
      @fallenzy.314 4 роки тому +3

      "Sup"

    • @nickwiora8214
      @nickwiora8214 4 роки тому +3

      "Ah, general kenobi"

  • @danielsanchez7359
    @danielsanchez7359 2 роки тому +2

    going on a cruise tmr . . . . never know this can come in handy

  • @jacklongman9121
    @jacklongman9121 5 років тому +980

    Currently inside a whale right now. Just wanted to find out how to get out

  • @cathymwangiru2399
    @cathymwangiru2399 5 років тому +973

    Jonah somewhere like
    “Yeah but this really happened to me bro.”

  • @leaph2886
    @leaph2886 5 років тому +722

    Why tf is this my recommended

    • @eleanorkobeful
      @eleanorkobeful 5 років тому +2

      tech Tonal same

    • @sintana1497
      @sintana1497 5 років тому +15

      U never know

    • @leaph2886
      @leaph2886 5 років тому +1

      @@duolingobird2934 I dont watch anything survival related so...

    • @leaph2886
      @leaph2886 5 років тому +1

      @@duolingobird2934 the chances of me getting swallowed by a whale is 1 in a million

    • @leaph2886
      @leaph2886 5 років тому +1

      @@duolingobird2934 I'm not listening to a kid who decided to put duolingo in their name

  • @victoriafox-bratcher6109
    @victoriafox-bratcher6109 3 роки тому +11

    That’s what really happened to all the Titanic passengers…

  • @aspect66
    @aspect66 4 роки тому +535

    What I've learned from this: just don't go to the ocean.

    • @Geoffreyvexer
      @Geoffreyvexer 4 роки тому +11

      Aspect that’s what almost every video, documentary, picture, really just any depiction of the ocean has informed me to do. The ocean is fucked, big no no.

    • @atunrandom7765
      @atunrandom7765 4 роки тому +3

      We wasn't made for the skies, we wasn't made for the deep ocean, yet here we are yeeting through it and breathing on it lmao

    • @wayneshamba6961
      @wayneshamba6961 4 роки тому

      @@Geoffreyvexer exactly bro it's that simple

    • @sirslime1687
      @sirslime1687 4 роки тому

      What if the ocean comes to you 😳😳

    • @PepsiJCrazyfcker
      @PepsiJCrazyfcker 4 роки тому

      @@sirslime1687 then let the subnautica instincts sink in

  • @rahulprattipati3574
    @rahulprattipati3574 5 років тому +787

    When a nuclear winter arrives imma hide inside giant whale

    • @mclovin9486
      @mclovin9486 5 років тому +14

      Underated comment

    • @itsnotryan759
      @itsnotryan759 5 років тому +2

      Unlesse If They Died U Cant Open There Mouth And Enter

    • @climbam6714
      @climbam6714 5 років тому +15

      @@itsnotryan759 than he can go from the other way 😂

    • @wori_ishim
      @wori_ishim 5 років тому +1

      koka IN or just cut to the outside

    • @lito2351
      @lito2351 5 років тому +8

      THE GREAT ADVENTURES OF FLAPJACK

  • @theronstiegler7763
    @theronstiegler7763 5 років тому +802

    Why am I watching this I’m so scared of oceans and water

    • @popularvideos6884
      @popularvideos6884 5 років тому +9

      Ping same but we gotta be prepared

    • @wonttrickmea1869
      @wonttrickmea1869 5 років тому +3

      Ping so you don’t take showers?

    • @kittokittokoshiki8978
      @kittokittokoshiki8978 5 років тому +5

      I'm very scared of water if I'm at Sea and I hear a blue whale I'm crying cuz it sounds nice but seeing a giant black shadow in the water and it sings I'll feel scared

    • @kittokittokoshiki8978
      @kittokittokoshiki8978 5 років тому +2

      I CANT EVEN SWIM

    • @kimmson6356
      @kimmson6356 5 років тому +2

      So do l

  • @beastheart120
    @beastheart120 3 роки тому +15

    Next video: "What to do if your struck by lightning while being eaten by a crocodile" equally big chance of happening.

  • @juju3851
    @juju3851 5 років тому +298

    ok so you’re telling me, despite being such a big whale with a humongous mouth, it has a tiny esophagus the size of a golf ball? what’s taking up all the space around it bruh

    • @masterofswag8498
      @masterofswag8498 5 років тому +5

      JuJu organs

    • @IndominusRex-wc1ey
      @IndominusRex-wc1ey 5 років тому +5

      Let's see organs, blood, molecules, flesh, and more that I'm not going to mention
      Edit: whales also feed on either plankton or heccin' small fish so. There's that

    • @dahut95
      @dahut95 5 років тому +5

      Blubber

    • @tzsumiki
      @tzsumiki 5 років тому

      JuJu he knows what he's talking about just shh

    • @davidcaberojr8580
      @davidcaberojr8580 5 років тому

      I'm reporting you just because you asked a STUPID QUESTION!!!!!

  • @cheesycauliflower4267
    @cheesycauliflower4267 5 років тому +645

    Now I deadass feel like I’m gonna get eaten by a whale when I go to the beach

    • @El_Dingus
      @El_Dingus 5 років тому +8

      Is that a whale in your profile pic? Or a black an white pic of you holding a hotdog?

    • @cheesycauliflower4267
      @cheesycauliflower4267 5 років тому +5

      Jordan C BABAHAHA it’s Alice in wonderland 🤣

    • @senjumadara2686
      @senjumadara2686 4 роки тому

      Do not worry, whales et beached near the shore. But sharks can feel at home there

    • @sneh5496
      @sneh5496 4 роки тому +2

      Sammeeeeeee feeling

    • @DarthRaider
      @DarthRaider 4 роки тому

      Deadass 🅱️

  • @lilyalexandra5372
    @lilyalexandra5372 5 років тому +425

    how is god really gonna just be like “yeah here is the enormous whale monster but like it can’t even swallow a melon that’s .01x it’s size so it’s chill”

    • @failedabortion628
      @failedabortion628 5 років тому +19

      Lily Alexandra cause he didn’t create it

    • @jo680
      @jo680 5 років тому

      Lily Alexandra 😂

    • @dylanewing1245
      @dylanewing1245 5 років тому +18

      Anderson Gonzalez edgy

    • @AL2117
      @AL2117 5 років тому +4

      Well if it could eat a whole shark or even another whale then we would be back in the prehistoric times which there would of been such a beast the food supply would of been so little and wouldn't be able to support such a beast so in theory its smaller so it won't go instinct from lack of food that's why it swallows smaller fish because there is a larger supply. If god created the earth then wiped the dinosaurs because they were brutal beasts that would reign over the earth nothing would of flourished. So by them going extinct a new but similar species popped up like birds that are still lethal and dangerous but in most cases they could only break a bone or make you bleed one a prehistoric bird would of ate all humans and life with ease and they would have no issues with other prey because they would be like vultures and like a hawk and their would be no stopping them. So in theory that is why it's small so it won't take over and eat all the species in the ocean. Humans drain alot of food from the ocean aswell and most people won't go vegan so basically humans and other species that like fish would die or the bigger whales would die. Either way we need technology to survive and make clones of such beast that are safe to eat so we can repopulate the oceans/earth in general and hopefully start populating other planets so we could flourish and so can other species on earth and let's hope we don't make the same mistake as we did on earth and make sure if we find other life that we treat them just like how we want to be treated with respect because that's also someone else's home that would technically be invading we would be the martians and they would be terrified or maybe thrilled we found them. But anyway maybe I'm getting carried away but basically any life on earth or any planet should be treated with care and love even if they kill humans or not because we kill things without a second thought and the whales are starting to die off and soon or maybe 100 years or more who knows but eventually there will be no more fish or even penguins or bears because humans killed them all and then we won't have food and then the shit will hit the fan and the end of times like in the bible could happen if you believe in god.

    • @lilyalexandra5372
      @lilyalexandra5372 5 років тому +1

      AL2117 it was just a joke 😂

  • @Craigy2818
    @Craigy2818 2 роки тому +3

    I thought you just had to carry a spoiled princess around, best up some electric Jellyfish and grab the Ruby.

  • @bloodmiami4746
    @bloodmiami4746 5 років тому +408

    Me: ***A whale swallowed me...***
    Nurse: "Here, Put some ice on it"

  • @tylerfeildway3047
    @tylerfeildway3047 5 років тому +685

    Me coming across that video:
    “Lol inside of a whale?? I live in the Midwest. That’ll never happen”
    *a few seconds later*
    “Okay but what if???”

  • @haroppert9562
    @haroppert9562 5 років тому +321

    I swear I hear this voice EVERYWHERE

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 5 років тому +13

      I swear he sounds like Prophet from Crysis 3.

    • @boost1606
      @boost1606 5 років тому +12

      It's kind of a generic deep western voice. You hear this voice or a variation on many commercials

    • @danyo6317
      @danyo6317 5 років тому +2

      Fiverr

    • @rosyv5081
      @rosyv5081 5 років тому +2

      He sounds like woody from toy story

    • @lezeeks6141
      @lezeeks6141 5 років тому +1

      Johannes Karlstad no way your that stupid

  • @Duborex
    @Duborex 3 роки тому +38

    "I would knock it out, with one punch to its head"
    -KSI

  • @reesetyson9184
    @reesetyson9184 5 років тому +348

    Now I’m freaking out about being swallowed by a whale

  • @samuraientertainment1558
    @samuraientertainment1558 4 роки тому +1960

    “You’re surrounded by darkness,dampness, and a terrible smell.” Sounds like a WAP nightmare.

  • @xoxrissa
    @xoxrissa 5 років тому +510

    This gives me anxiety but I can’t stop watching 💀

  • @symxx8273
    @symxx8273 2 роки тому +2

    in an alternate universe theres a salmon watching a youtube video called "what to do if you are swallowed by a giant human"

  • @pooryabagheri2878
    @pooryabagheri2878 4 роки тому +375

    what to do if you are swallowed by a giant whale.......me at 4a.m: WELL WELL WELL LETS FIND OUT

    • @jerryzennie8182
      @jerryzennie8182 3 роки тому +1

      Same here😄😄

    • @rnk1734
      @rnk1734 3 роки тому +2

      Its 3am now,im finding out

    • @mikaylajohnson7184
      @mikaylajohnson7184 3 роки тому +2

      Whale whale whale, let’s find out… *laughs hysterically and nothing funny*

    • @n0ttox1c61
      @n0ttox1c61 3 роки тому +2

      It's 2:40am I'm a little early guys

    • @evanforan1492
      @evanforan1492 3 роки тому

      @@n0ttox1c61 2:27am for me 🤣

  • @lexa7584
    @lexa7584 4 роки тому +496

    There’s a fly watching this inside my stomach rn

    • @susie4284
      @susie4284 4 роки тому +36

      Nah, he's watching 'what to do if you are swallowed whole by a human'

    • @lpsfairylightz6468
      @lpsfairylightz6468 4 роки тому +12

      this comment caught me off guard

    • @damien5601
      @damien5601 4 роки тому +9

      @@susie4284 you ruined the funny

    • @damien5601
      @damien5601 4 роки тому +5

      underrated comment LMAO

    • @susie4284
      @susie4284 4 роки тому +2

      Clorox Bleach ???

  • @seadog686
    @seadog686 4 роки тому +821

    I'm waiting for Jonah's comment to see how he did it.

  • @-KingBeast-
    @-KingBeast- 3 роки тому +9

    Ridddle: What to do when you are swallowed by a giant whale
    Me: I’ve watched Finding Nemo

  • @sharazchoudhury1233
    @sharazchoudhury1233 5 років тому +550

    Video: "What to do if you are swallowed by a giant whale"
    My Brain: "Die?"

    • @Marsnarchy
      @Marsnarchy 5 років тому

      You right 🤔

    • @emmapaincsfornoreason1670
      @emmapaincsfornoreason1670 5 років тому +5

      That was my first thought lol 💀😂

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 5 років тому

      Ditto.

    • @bittyneko
      @bittyneko 5 років тому +4

      Video: what to do if you get swallowed by a whale.
      My first thought: eat whale.
      I am odd. I know. I don't need no one to tell me.

  • @valeria262
    @valeria262 5 років тому +300

    Me: Why da fuq would someone make a stupid video like this?
    Inner me: You’re gonna feel real dumb if you ever get swallowed by a whale.
    Me: hmmmm ok then....

  • @joesmoe6947
    @joesmoe6947 5 років тому +422

    Friend: “Hey man. I won the lottery. Wanna go out on my yacht?”
    Me: “Hell no! I ain’t getting swallowed by no whale!!”
    Friend: “Uhhh... what?”

  • @malachijohn7053
    @malachijohn7053 2 роки тому +4

    wow that was fire he survived a whales stomach

  • @nothin_justchillin_killin855
    @nothin_justchillin_killin855 5 років тому +620

    The 1k dislikes are the people who didn’t survive being swallowed

    • @xxprofishermanxx6225
      @xxprofishermanxx6225 5 років тому +2

      How’d they dislike if they haven’t survived lol

    • @tuckerthedog6116
      @tuckerthedog6116 5 років тому

      OG_JoeyYT FISHERMEN bro can't you get a joke

    • @xxprofishermanxx6225
      @xxprofishermanxx6225 5 років тому

      Dude ik I’m joking like chill out my guy

    • @catsinsnow
      @catsinsnow 5 років тому +5

      @@xxprofishermanxx6225 they came back to dislike in spirit 😌🤚

    • @mynameiswhat7874
      @mynameiswhat7874 5 років тому

      OG_JoeyYT FISHERMEN as a wise animated character once said “mother fucking aliens”

  • @fibemo
    @fibemo 5 років тому +386

    "You will suffocate as there is no air in the whales stomac"
    "After 16 hours man i still alive but unconcious."
    bruh

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 5 років тому +3

      ShadowWyvern ikr!?!?!?!?!!?!???!??!?!

  • @faizan101010
    @faizan101010 5 років тому +347

    I was having a panic attack. Played this video to get myself distracted. Video made the situation worst

    • @joyjones8231
      @joyjones8231 5 років тому +12

      Your on land and far away from whales

    • @Manyak420
      @Manyak420 5 років тому

      joy jones prob meant a panic attack about something else

    • @faizan101010
      @faizan101010 5 років тому

      @@Manyak420 yes it was related to something else

    • @joyjones8231
      @joyjones8231 5 років тому +1

      Oh, sorry..., I Sincerly hope your doing better.

    • @abaranihei2608
      @abaranihei2608 5 років тому +1

      Doesnt change the fact that you thought it was a good idea to watch a adrenalin inducing video while your amygdala already ordered a shitload and your feelingthe effects, basically your body is in escape mode hence the increased heartrate and the stinging sensation in the chest etc... All you did was adding fuell to the fire. Dont fight symptoms get to the rootcause of this upcoming fear and integrate it to your concioussnes.

  • @Jackmack365
    @Jackmack365 2 роки тому +1

    As Laura de Arriba stated, exactly that. One never knows when ‘this might be useful” 😁

  • @labounti
    @labounti 5 років тому +482

    The last time I found myself in a whale's stomach she told me I was in the wrong hole.

  • @jonathanmutivito4603
    @jonathanmutivito4603 5 років тому +400

    Me: gets out of whale safely
    Shark: on your left
    Me:😱

  • @offtheyerks5507
    @offtheyerks5507 3 роки тому +1184

    “Ma i got swallowed by a whale”
    My African mother: “ maybe if you weren’t on your phone so much it wouldn’t have happened”

  • @bankrollent.3758
    @bankrollent.3758 3 роки тому +2

    Dis popped up on my yt after I read about the dude who actually got ate by a whale and survived