Craigslist Seth is like the Waluigi of SpeedUncle. He appears only sparingly as a shadow version of Seth, and never gets invited to the big events of truth or DM, although he is allowed to cameo in the back
What I love most about you gentlemen is how vivacious and endearing you all are. Your penetrating wit and ability to have your thumbs on the pulse of the zeitgeist makes your content so pleasurable to consume. I love your boyish smiles and the post-pubescent base in your voices. The prolific rate at which you guys produce such self aware, laid back, yet well thought out pieces has me perpetually at the edge of my seat anticipating your next move. You lot have conditioned me like a skinners pigeon, and I cannot help but constantly refresh your page. Like a pious and well trained dog awaiting his owners arrival, I sit patiently, craving your next video with a disciplined anticipation of reward. Please don't let my good behaviour go unnoticed. I feel spoiled by your lavishly sharing such innovative content free of charge. I want to support you financially. I want to be penetrated by the curly haired Jew looking one, because he seems the strongest and the most capable of enduring indefinete suffering for prolonged periods of time. The curly haired Jew looking one is a warrior, and the deep and nasally base in his voice hints at a fat cock and a great stroke. Your nostalgic highschool blast from the past insights bring me back to my not so distant past. I can almost relive the public transit boners and first period narcolepsy of 9 through 12. I feel like a bourgeoning youth again; being at the beckon call of my single mother and overindulging in cannabis on the weekends. As I type this I am reliving the countless toilet bowl ejaculations; but this time I am superimposing the curly haired Jewish boys face atop the endless stream of Alexis Texas and Jada Stevens big ass Doggystyle videos. For it was during these highschool years (years which you so vividly conjure with your work) that I truly fell in love with the Doggystyle niche. This and a lot more is what I enjoy about you beautiful boys; and I thank you for inviting me to share this with you. Thank you
Dear Rupert, your "back on Tinder not trying to be myself" line from one of the speedrun world records really resonated with me. Thank you for the thoughtful commentary on 21st century social interactions.
Ok, what insane person in Atlas VPN watched a speeduncle video and thought "We should sponsor these guys." Who would have thought that these guys would sell VPNs effectively? I'm gonna get Atlas VPN now.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Seth: he had, at one point, self-respect for himself. Crispy: knows what is creepy. Rupert: willing to put aside his personal pride for Internet popularity.
Aside from all the delicious cringe, I think this video in particular provides a lot of insight into the behavioural patterns of the rare creature known as 'Craiglist Seth'. Throughout the video you may have noticed a strange clump of hair drifting around behind Seth seth... It's at 5:35 when we first truly happen to catch a glimpse of the bizarre Craiglist Seth. He appears to be lying down, perhaps to take a nap on his cozy cold hard wood floor. Perhaps it is part of Craiglist Seth's natural instinct to search for habitat in Seth seth's shadow. Probably why he finds it comfortable there. Also probably about as close to camera as he dares to go. However it's at at 7:21 when we just so happen to be lucky enough to find a couple seconds of rare, uncut camera footage of this elusive man's face and.. By the gods-- A fresh shave. It appears the mammals been rid of it's iconic woollen face coat. This is a true milestone in the chronicles of Craiglist Seth. Our first glimpse at this magnificient beast's complete raw sexy bare lower face. As he sit's on the floor- we can tell by his mesmerized gaze and facial expression that looks as though he were a little kid that was just allowed to witness his first ever soft-core sexy time scene in a movie, that it is likely he is not often allowed to witness the big boy's spin the wheel of Truth or Death. Finally- at 13:35- we witness an unprecedented event. Just as the camera footage is nearing completion, we witness a profound moment in the Craiglist Seth story... From what I can make of this.. It appears that when real Seth mentions the word "background--" It instinctively triggers something primal from deep within Craiglist Seth. For a fleeting moment- we hear it. Craiglist Seth's voice. Upon hearing the word background- he received a short burst of confidence and proceeds to attempt to make a remark about his presence, but to no avail in what was a pitiful failure. He ends up getting completely ignored by the big boy's, and in mere second's snaps back to reality and retreats, going quiet once again. Today was quite an eventful day in the history of Craiglist Seth's character growth. I wonder if Craiglist Seth's neglect is purely a product of the lack of a need for another Seth or if he has not matured enough yet to undergo the reckoning cringefest that is Truth/Death. Perhaps it is a combination of both. Who knows. If it is the latter however man the fuck up Craiglist Seth we love you and want to see more of your beautiful face.
I personally want to see Craiglist Seth's character arc end this season by him getting a green mohawk then challenging the real Seth to a climatic, emotional duel upon a place of high elevation in which they are shirtless. Something like Kiryu's fight vs Ryuji in Yakuza Kiwami 2.
Great marketing strategy, should be paid double for the strategy of the ad being so bad that the people watch it fully, would’ve never have thought of this strat, but well done
I was so lost until you translated the dollar cost into Clash of Clans gems. That's how I process all my financial transactions. The bank are threatening to repossess my house but they just don't understand clash gems aren't subject to theassive inflation incoming.
Appreciate you guys getting the bag. You think next time you can put big text saying “sponsor” in a corner to indicate how long the segment is? Could help with viewer retention. Cheers
This video is so good your male viewership went from 99.9% to 99.8%
I never comment but I have to credit you for this one epic comment
We all know that isn't true. Mr Rupert and Seth are top tier babe magnets. We are all considered women in their alpha/sigma Chad presence.
SHEESHHH thats a lot
👋
I see this as an absolute win
one of these is gonna end with a restraining order eventually.
we can only hope lmao
It's the next milestone after the copyright strike
If not already xD
Discount seth sitting awkwardly in the distance is just perfect
Craigslist Seth*
He is monitoring his captives via echolocation
i felt bad :(
Glad to see you guys got a sponsor
made me happy, made me smile
Ima download it to support speeduncle99
@@wind5264 same
This is the greatest ad read of all time.
super vax
The greatest moist critical viewer of all time
@@gizmoguy.3687 My man even got a reply from one of the bots in Critikal's comment section.
@@HairyJuan 😂
Best crossover of all time
Craigslist Seth is like the Waluigi of SpeedUncle. He appears only sparingly as a shadow version of Seth, and never gets invited to the big events of truth or DM, although he is allowed to cameo in the back
petition to put craigslist seth onto truth or dm
If Rupert and Seth are Mario and Luigi, who is Wario? Crispy?
Speed uncle: ”Truth or DM”. Also speed uncle: why Don’t women watch our videos
Legit the funniest channel on yt right now. True based chads
this comment has been certified as the truth by fact checkers
This is certified factual
Look, someone who’s actually funny, can’t wait for Susan to absolutely crush them a couple months from now
What I love most about you gentlemen is how vivacious and endearing you all are. Your penetrating wit and ability to have your thumbs on the pulse of the zeitgeist makes your content so pleasurable to consume.
I love your boyish smiles and the post-pubescent base in your voices. The prolific rate at which you guys produce such self aware, laid back, yet well thought out pieces has me perpetually at the edge of my seat anticipating your next move. You lot have conditioned me like a skinners pigeon, and I cannot help but constantly refresh your page. Like a pious and well trained dog awaiting his owners arrival, I sit patiently, craving your next video with a disciplined anticipation of reward.
Please don't let my good behaviour go unnoticed.
I feel spoiled by your lavishly sharing such innovative content free of charge. I want to support you financially. I want to be penetrated by the curly haired Jew looking one, because he seems the strongest and the most capable of enduring indefinete suffering for prolonged periods of time. The curly haired Jew looking one is a warrior, and the deep and nasally base in his voice hints at a fat cock and a great stroke.
Your nostalgic highschool blast from the past insights bring me back to my not so distant past. I can almost relive the public transit boners and first period narcolepsy of 9 through 12. I feel like a bourgeoning youth again; being at the beckon call of my single mother and overindulging in cannabis on the weekends. As I type this I am reliving the countless toilet bowl ejaculations; but this time I am superimposing the curly haired Jewish boys face atop the endless stream of Alexis Texas and Jada Stevens big ass Doggystyle videos. For it was during these highschool years (years which you so vividly conjure with your work) that I truly fell in love with the Doggystyle niche.
This and a lot more is what I enjoy about you beautiful boys; and I thank you for inviting me to share this with you.
Thank you
Need a TLDR wtf is this
lfuckingmao
I was gonna try to make a comment but I feel you've made enough effort for all of us. They don't need anymore.
oh lord
Perfect!
discount seth in the back is great, i love the continuity
What’s the timestamp?
@@markdgama5000 5:32
@@harold7775 So basically he is a replacement Seth to substitute him when he is absent, such as when he got abducted by space pirates
He's plotting to kidnap the real Seth
7:21 craigslist seth just chillin on the ground behind them
"I'm not like other guys"
I have a *_V card_*
It’s been too long without a video Speeduncle99, your speedscribers are waiting
The speedscribers are crying rn
truly devastating
Probably got striked and got a ban
When the world needed them the most they disappeared
Came back here to take one last look at Seth before the execution 😢
And when the world needed him most, he vanished
Friendships are currently being tested because of this video. Be patient speedscribers.
What happened?
Please come back
where tf are you? im missing my daily dosage of nostalgic content :/
waiting for "I'm sorry (parents disowned me)"
cant wait to use Atlas VPN on my Ipod Touch (3rd generation)
Dear Rupert,
your "back on Tinder not trying to be myself" line from one of the speedrun world records really resonated with me. Thank you for the thoughtful commentary on 21st century social interactions.
Ok, what insane person in Atlas VPN watched a speeduncle video and thought "We should sponsor these guys." Who would have thought that these guys would sell VPNs effectively?
I'm gonna get Atlas VPN now.
It kindof make sense if you think about it. Im not thinking tho
Please Rupert, you're beautiful, come back. I'm pissing my pants without you.
So freaking excited right now, this could be it
@Lotus Stop.
@@SirLiamTheGreat seriously
I screenshot screenshotted ur nft
I’m thoroughly surprised y’all got a sponsor! This isn’t the add friendliest channel I’ve seen, but you guys deserve it!
That ad read was like a bad school PowerPoint
We need a Craigslist Rupert so you can torture both the Craigslists with Truth or DM
The way he sits up when they say couldn't post comment was hilarious
I wish you guys would bring this back so much, legit the funniest content on youtube
The second hand embarrassment I feel is on a whole other level lol
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Seth: he had, at one point, self-respect for himself.
Crispy: knows what is creepy.
Rupert: willing to put aside his personal pride for Internet popularity.
It's the best sponsor ad I've ever seen from a youtube channel, no jokes
Aside from all the delicious cringe, I think this video in particular provides a lot of insight into the behavioural patterns of the rare creature known as 'Craiglist Seth'.
Throughout the video you may have noticed a strange clump of hair drifting around behind Seth seth...
It's at 5:35 when we first truly happen to catch a glimpse of the bizarre Craiglist Seth. He appears to be lying down, perhaps to take a nap on his cozy cold hard wood floor.
Perhaps it is part of Craiglist Seth's natural instinct to search for habitat in Seth seth's shadow. Probably why he finds it comfortable there. Also probably about as close to camera as he dares to go.
However it's at at 7:21 when we just so happen to be lucky enough to find a couple seconds of rare, uncut camera footage of this elusive man's face and..
By the gods--
A fresh shave. It appears the mammals been rid of it's iconic woollen face coat. This is a true milestone in the chronicles of Craiglist Seth. Our first glimpse at this magnificient beast's complete raw sexy bare lower face.
As he sit's on the floor- we can tell by his mesmerized gaze and facial expression that looks as though he were a little kid that was just allowed to witness his first ever soft-core sexy time scene in a movie, that it is likely he is not often allowed to witness the big boy's spin the wheel of Truth or Death.
Finally- at 13:35- we witness an unprecedented event. Just as the camera footage is nearing completion, we witness a profound moment in the Craiglist Seth story...
From what I can make of this..
It appears that when real Seth mentions the word "background--" It instinctively triggers something primal from deep within Craiglist Seth.
For a fleeting moment- we hear it.
Craiglist Seth's voice.
Upon hearing the word background- he received a short burst of confidence and proceeds to attempt to make a remark about his presence, but to no avail in what was a pitiful failure.
He ends up getting completely ignored by the big boy's, and in mere second's snaps back to reality and retreats, going quiet once again.
Today was quite an eventful day in the history of Craiglist Seth's character growth.
I wonder if Craiglist Seth's neglect is purely a product of the lack of a need for another Seth or if he has not matured enough yet to undergo the reckoning cringefest that is Truth/Death. Perhaps it is a combination of both. Who knows. If it is the latter however man the fuck up Craiglist Seth we love you and want to see more of your beautiful face.
I personally want to see Craiglist Seth's character arc end this season by him getting a green mohawk then challenging the real Seth to a climatic, emotional duel upon a place of high elevation in which they are shirtless. Something like Kiryu's fight vs Ryuji in Yakuza Kiwami 2.
Rupert don't abandon us. I need more truth or dm in my life.
"boo yah!!!" is actually demented
this 1 actually physically hurt. im sorry seth.
Rupert and CrispyConcordes are just trying to help Seth find a gf, so wholesome
The end of an era
Can’t wait for “I’m sorry vasectomy”
that double post was brutal
This is a certified hood classic
5:00 Top notch censoring
Crispy Concord is sleek in his hoodie, Rupert is brave for posting his pr0n habits, and Seth is an epic gamer for pulling the nice guy move
this ad read was amazing
Craigslist Seth has been shunned
Speeduncle: to be constantly humiliated and thereby become socially isolated by someone …
Please come back I need guides to get women
Greatest advertisement I've seen for a VPN. We need more.
“Share someone’s Facebook profile picture with no context”. Add that to the wheel
The "booyah" fucking killed me
The only ad I didnt skip past
"You can use this on your macbook unpro" im fucking dead
Great marketing strategy, should be paid double for the strategy of the ad being so bad that the people watch it fully, would’ve never have thought of this strat, but well done
Honestly that ad actually made me consider it 😂
The only ad read that had me watching the whole time
Y’all need an amongus sponsor
i like how they can come up with all the DMs and comment/stories so easily and quick
I can't get enough of these!!! My favorite series by far. Keep it up beautiful Kings 👑
Even their sponsored segments feel like shit posts. Amazing.
Good to see Agent Sam chilling with Billy Russo
Craiglist Seth suddenly appearing actually scared me a little
Where did they go :(
At least the sponsor isn’t Raid Shadow Legends...
This is definitelly the best in the series, i laughed so hard at that tinder girl dm lmao
Loved the collab with Craigslist seth
A CRAIGSLIST SETH SIGHTING HAS BEEN CONFIRMED. I REPEAT A CRAIGSLIST SETH SIGHTING HAS BEEN CONFIRMED!! 5:35, 7:28
WHERE GO?
The way that they can’t stop laughing during ads is hilarious
his eyebrows keep hippitty hopping, lov u guys!
Seth’s reactions just make it all that much better
That ad was such high quality
Finally, I can get my neighbors parents divorced!
this channel is a hidden gem
This series of videos is the main reason I'm subscribed.
This is my favorite youtube channel
guys there's an intruder in your house, just behind you, watch out
The best Ad I have ever seen lmfaooo
My boys getting sponsored. Bringing tears to my eyes
Bring this back :(
I miss Uncle Speed ☹️
This is one of the only channels that actually makes me LOL
waiting for someone to land on BOWSER
With atlas vpn, I was able to get my neighbor divorced. Thanks for the suggestion
these will be fond memories when you are 47 working a mind numbing desk job
Yo, i recognized Fake-Seth spying on you in the background! He might be into one of you 🥰
Bro please upload it’s been 1 month
I was so lost until you translated the dollar cost into Clash of Clans gems. That's how I process all my financial transactions.
The bank are threatening to repossess my house but they just don't understand clash gems aren't subject to theassive inflation incoming.
Holy Christ the secondhand embarrassment is off the charts.
If discount seth and seth meet eachother head on. It will be the start of an apocalypse. Thats why he is lurking in the shadows
Appreciate you guys getting the bag. You think next time you can put big text saying “sponsor” in a corner to indicate how long the segment is? Could help with viewer retention. Cheers
Another great video good job guys
I feel like this is a new filthy frank
Truth or DM always a banger
I feel like seth has the worst rng when it comes to truth or dm
Finally a sponsor, I’m so proud
The best big three ever! You guys are awesome.
First time I dont skip the ad LOOOOOOOOL TOO FUNNY
GOOD ONE DUDE
where did these fellas go
Man I truly need the follow up from these ones hahaha
you are all wonderful fellas. you go. great work.