At 5:52 Howie says... "And Ralph and I kid around all the time man, we're upstairs in my closet at my house" 🤣🤣🤣 A truer statement has never been made 🤣🤣🤣 Robin... "Rump Wrangler" 🤣🤣🤣
@@melancholymartialarts7095 lol this. Howard knows but he also has to play the other side to keep the drama going. It also distances himself from the issue if it ever turns into a lawsuit or HR thing.
Assuming that's true, it would be downright maniacal of Howard to put him on a lie detector test airing attempting to get him to come out to millions across the country
Robin with the low-key best line: Stern- "I am a judge of people" Robin- "You are no judge of people; you told me Kenneth Keith Kallenbach was a great guy. Get outta here..."
@@jkb1603 Agreed I laughed out loud. She often comes up w a lot of funny lines and comments. I don’t understand why so many “fans” hate her. She does a great job.
@@deenyc705 right? I mean, originally she was just a news reader. Considering that, she’s great. I think people hold her to unrealistic standards. She’s not a seasoned comic brought in for witty zingers. For what Howard wants, she’s perfect. That’s why he kept her around.
Amazing questions lol. BTW, this episode clearly seals the deal on the Ralph stole 200 dollars story. Money is CLEARLY something in Ralphs mind, and needs. Dude stole that 200.
Howard even initially remembers it "Oh yeah remember that??" when Artie first brings it up, and some other comments against Ralph, then when Ralph calls up screaming he backs off and says he can't remember details. He even equated believing Ralph was innocent with believing Artie was sober as a way to get Artie to drop it. He probably realized it's a bad "look" in Hollyweird to associate with a thief, or was afraid Ralph would use his teeth later
@@gordoncamacho8649 I think Howard was a lot like Switzerland in WW2, he just liked to stay neutral, and not piss off anyone, the same way he did with Artie's drug problem while on the air when he said he believed Artie WASNT on heroin. Off air, Howard was WAY too smart of a man to believe Artie wasnt on SOMETHING, but he wanted to be the good cop.
Reasons why Ralph is gay: 1. Highly critical of women’s looks 2. Always wears an open shirt showing his chest. 3. Always dieting and going to gym. 4. Pursued a career in hair and makeup. 5. Still unmarried till this day! 🌈
So true. Didn't think Ralph or High Pitch Mike were gay. Also was the only idiot who didn't think Artie was using. It's like Howard is always the last to know.
@@Boudica234 I think he genuinely didn’t know ralph was, but I’m sure he had a good idea Mike was and just was trying to stop the onslaught because he felt bad for him. Same way he has a special love for JD, he doesn’t like losers being beaten up too bad if they do their job well. And the Artie thing he had to have known but just convinced himself it couldn’t be because it would cause too much of a problem.
Yup I remember they had that roast up (years ago) not a Ralph hater at all and think he has a place on the show, but it’s hard not to hate him on that roast he was a total dickhead haha even his outfit you want to smack him
howard is somewhat gay, or bi, or whatever. he fights it, accusing everyone else of being gay. typical case of accusing others of what you are yourself.
@Gus Goose theres good and bad in all of it. on this show its used in a very homophobic way in that howard doesnt want him to be gay because he sees it as a negative thing. im glad that changed
For every person that enjoyed this stuff, there were 2 people who didn’t like the language. That’s why people can’t say this stuff now.. because they didn’t like it back then either bud.
One step forward, two steps back. Howard couldn't use words like fuck or shit on the air back then without the FCC getting on his case but was free to make as many off color or politically incorrect statements as he wanted. Now anyone can swear as much as they want but you can't say anything truly offensive or politically incorrect without incurring the wrath of some Twitter mob. It's a strange world we live in.
Btw....the reason why Howard kept him around so long is because Howard is afraid Ralph will tell the world that they had gay sex a couple of times. Its disgusting...
Hi owner of the channel - do you have that amazing clip where Sam Simon calls into the WUS to defend Ralph and explain why shouldn't take a lie-detector test over whether he stole the 100 dollars from the poker table on the flight to Vegas? Simon - the nature of whose relationship with Ralph is questionable - vehemently argues it's a lose-lose situation for him to take it, and it's fascinating hearing him defend Ralph so passionately.. it's def been available here in the past, so wondered if you had it? I've heard the rest of the Ralph allegedly stealing the monenbt from the table on the plane sage + him stealing another 100 dollars from the tips at Nobu the same weekend in Vegas..and Ralph is clearly guilty as hell, given all the ways he tried to wriggle out of it and explain away why he would flunk the test. VERY incriminating. if you have that section with Simon, that would be DELICIOUS.
@@ArthurTwoshedsJackson Nah, Artie is a good storyteller and has good quips every so often. Ralph adds nothing to the show, besides calling in whenever Eric the Midget did to roast him. Ralph was a sleazy leach who mooched off Stern and the rest of the posse
@@TheJester-ct5pi Provide examples of this "good" story telling. Was it his hooker, gambling, or heroin stories that you love so much? Think for yourself, sheep. ✌🏻
Well Sam left Ralph a bunch of money when he passed away and it's rumored to be a million bucks . Not long after Sam died Ralph called the show and Howard mentioned Ralph was buggin him about helping him invest a chunk of money he recently inherited and it slipped out on the wrap up show it was Sam Simon who I think no doubt was at the very least bisexual.
It’s sad that men felt such a need to hide in the closet back in the day. It was such a big deal. I think Ralph was certainly bi and it’s sad he never felt safe enough to be himself.
Maybe he was ashamed of it. Maybe, like many gay men, he recognized its perversion and struggled to resist his disordered urges. Would you support that man? Or only the one that makes you feel good about your own “tolerance”.
"When you move your bowels..do you wish they were going in reverse?" 😄😄😄
@EmitOcean20 wish we got the definitive answer.
@@EmitOcean20😊😮😊8
Ha ha ha ha ha 😂
Just learned of his passing immediately after i listened to this for the thousandth time. RIP Ralph. 🙏
They shoulda put Ralph on the lie detector when he stole that $200.
They wanted to and he was offered 10k but refused.
R.I.P. Ralph....you were a great character on the show.
Ralph and Howard are both old queens
“Have you ever committed sin with an animal” that was fuckin hilarious
At 5:52 Howie says... "And Ralph and I kid around all the time man, we're upstairs in my closet at my house" 🤣🤣🤣
A truer statement has never been made 🤣🤣🤣
Robin... "Rump Wrangler" 🤣🤣🤣
Rest easy, Ralphie boy.
Howard also didn't think High Pitch Mike was gay. Lol
and thought Artie was just sick and not on heroin
You guys think Howard is that gullible in turn makes you gullible
@RN Anderson wow I believed it but now that I think about it your right
They all knew but it made good radio it's funny you guys always act like everything on the show was real. They all knew Mike was gay.
@@melancholymartialarts7095 lol this. Howard knows but he also has to play the other side to keep the drama going. It also distances himself from the issue if it ever turns into a lawsuit or HR thing.
It’s clearly obvious that both Howard and Ralphie Cakes were intimate multiple times over the years - it’s so telling 😂
The fuck?
Yep
Ralph is Beth transitioned
Assuming that's true, it would be downright maniacal of Howard to put him on a lie detector test airing attempting to get him to come out to millions across the country
Totally!!! Why else would a cheap mother like Howard keep him in on the payroll? Stylist my ass. Ralph blew Howard on demand & that was his job.
This is like an Anti Polítical Correction time capsule, this shit keeps me alive. Thank you.
😂
👍
Howard panicking. Wants a second test.....
Rest easy, Ralph. Thanks for the laughs. Hey Now.
artie will outlive them all...
@@sac0812 Absolutely.
I’ll bet money that High pitch outlives Artie 😂
Who else is here after hearing Ralph died
I just listened to this while and the gym and everyone was wondering why I was laughing so hard
Robin with the low-key best line:
Stern- "I am a judge of people"
Robin- "You are no judge of people; you told me Kenneth Keith Kallenbach was a great guy. Get outta here..."
I love when she goes
Stern: I know Ralph loves women
Robin: Yea, he wants to be one !
😂😂
Rest in piss Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
I'm no homo
@@jkb1603 Agreed I laughed out loud. She often comes up w a lot of funny lines and comments. I don’t understand why so many “fans” hate her. She does a great job.
@@deenyc705 right? I mean, originally she was just a news reader. Considering that, she’s great. I think people hold her to unrealistic standards. She’s not a seasoned comic brought in for witty zingers. For what Howard wants, she’s perfect. That’s why he kept her around.
Amazing questions lol. BTW, this episode clearly seals the deal on the Ralph stole 200 dollars story. Money is CLEARLY something in Ralphs mind, and needs. Dude stole that 200.
+ He stole that $100 bill from the tips.
The guy straight said with arty he stole that money and Ross wouldn't come clean for arty because of his friendship with Howard
Howard even initially remembers it "Oh yeah remember that??" when Artie first brings it up, and some other comments against Ralph, then when Ralph calls up screaming he backs off and says he can't remember details. He even equated believing Ralph was innocent with believing Artie was sober as a way to get Artie to drop it. He probably realized it's a bad "look" in Hollyweird to associate with a thief, or was afraid Ralph would use his teeth later
@@gordoncamacho8649 I think Howard was a lot like Switzerland in WW2, he just liked to stay neutral, and not piss off anyone, the same way he did with Artie's drug problem while on the air when he said he believed Artie WASNT on heroin.
Off air, Howard was WAY too smart of a man to believe Artie wasnt on SOMETHING, but he wanted to be the good cop.
"Is your name Ralph Cirella?" - Ed
"Yes." - Ralph
"He's doin good!!" - Ed
😄😄😋
Bc he had calm vitals at the time
Reasons why Ralph is gay: 1. Highly critical of women’s looks 2. Always wears an open shirt showing his chest. 3. Always dieting and going to gym. 4. Pursued a career in hair and makeup. 5. Still unmarried till this day! 🌈
Not sure what the point in lying is nobody would care.
I mean this isn't high school. Who would care if he came out as a fruit anyways
6. Blows guys.
7. Dresses gay.
8. Takes it in the seat for treats
Ed torian was gold
I love the Ed Ad lib when out of thin air he asked Ralph about .......smell Men’s Private parts hahahah Howard was like wtf Ed lol
"Look at the bright side Ralph, you made a few bucks" ~~Jackie~~😅😅
Story of his life. RIP Ralph 🙏
Classic
howard "I'm a judge of people the man is not gay!"
so this is the same judge that said over and over that high pitch mike wasn't gay right??...
So true. Didn't think Ralph or High Pitch Mike were gay. Also was the only idiot who didn't think Artie was using. It's like Howard is always the last to know.
@@Boudica234 I think he genuinely didn’t know ralph was, but I’m sure he had a good idea Mike was and just was trying to stop the onslaught because he felt bad for him. Same way he has a special love for JD, he doesn’t like losers being beaten up too bad if they do their job well. And the Artie thing he had to have known but just convinced himself it couldn’t be because it would cause too much of a problem.
@@PlutoTheGod u could be right.
@@PlutoTheGod It never stopped him fr continually beating up on Scott the Engineer, though.
@@tidesofthemoon Scott didn't do his job well... kek*
When Howard told Ralph to "milk me" 😂😂😩🙄
Anything between 2001 to 2010 too please lol
Ralph would have failed anyway but howard asked the questions rapid fire
I love this! Its the closest thing to a Ralph roast you'll ever have.
Funny thing is, they actually did a Roast of Ralph sometime after they went to Sirius.
Yup I remember they had that roast up (years ago) not a Ralph hater at all and think he has a place on the show, but it’s hard not to hate him on that roast he was a total dickhead haha even his outfit you want to smack him
I'm sure you've seen it at this point, but I will nonetheless refer you to a video titled "Ralph Cirella gets bashed for an hour." Great stuff
Thanks for that, Nordic! That video was hilarious!
Ralph did have a roast. And he was a total bitch about it. Didn’t even get up at the end and say a few words. Total queer.
Ralph is 100% Gay. It's funny that after this bit Howard just disregards this and continues to act like Ralph is straight.
Notice Ralph didn't deny being at the limelight which is a gay club.
Wig tried to sabotage the test with his asinine questions
The funniest part is Ed Torian's voice.
it always is, lol
Hilarious
And how befuddled he is 😅
First time hearing this. Radio gold as always
Howard was defensive about Ralph's (his partner) posed homosexuality from the get-go for a reason.
😆 it’s so obvious too
Howard doth protest too much....
Ralph is the original Kramer
All these years later and I finally got the pig-squealing sound effect (from the movie Deliverance)
Are you always that slow?
R.I.P. Ralph, this was his finest hour!
Wants to be one! Best line ever!
Coming back to this, Ralph's intro theme is so funny 😂
The tester's voice is really funny 🤣🤣
Ed!
57:52 A classic song
“Chicks like gay guys, it’s a challenge “
-Jackie to Ralph
@RN Anderson KC that you?
Thank you all for watching & I hope you all enjoy
Vigus DNA and if your videos and page gets deleted, please re-emerge like the Phoenix
Yeah thank you
Thank you for supplying our entertainment, this helps me get through the days, you're highly appreciated.
Thank you all for that , it’s nice to know ppl appreciate the work
Appreciate it@Vigus DNA. Thx much... remembering old H & discovering missed ones is golden.
Howard's girlfriend Ralph. haha. true
Howard ruined this with that rapid fire questioning bullshit!
His half jew came out big time. He didn’t want to lose that bet.
Howard can’t shut up ever
A lot of people rubbish Robin but when it comes to ridiculing guys about being gay she is a pro ,she did the same thing to KC .
Rare moment when Robin was funny…she actually did great in this episode
Ralph is 31 and doesn't 'KNOW" he could be gay...come on !!! I say test Howard., lol.
Dude is like 58 now.
@redrocks1983 he will always be 58 ( jackie laugh )
howard is somewhat gay, or bi, or whatever. he fights it, accusing everyone else of being gay. typical case of accusing others of what you are yourself.
Thanks for all the uploads they are great!!!
I love how Ralph says, “these are the ones I didn’t pass?”
I sometimes wish I grew up in this time when you could have fun without being called a racist or homophobe right away.
@Gus Goose theres good and bad in all of it. on this show its used in a very homophobic way in that howard doesnt want him to be gay because he sees it as a negative thing. im glad that changed
For every person that enjoyed this stuff, there were 2 people who didn’t like the language. That’s why people can’t say this stuff now.. because they didn’t like it back then either bud.
@Jade M you know exactly what he means
One step forward, two steps back. Howard couldn't use words like fuck or shit on the air back then without the FCC getting on his case but was free to make as many off color or politically incorrect statements as he wanted. Now anyone can swear as much as they want but you can't say anything truly offensive or politically incorrect without incurring the wrath of some Twitter mob. It's a strange world we live in.
@@stolen_prada wahhhh
Btw....the reason why Howard kept him around so long is because Howard is afraid Ralph will tell the world that they had gay sex a couple of times. Its disgusting...
And the wig thing
Stuttering John was getting so pissed when they started throwing money at Ralph.
The real fun begins at 27:32...😂
Hi owner of the channel - do you have that amazing clip where Sam Simon calls into the WUS to defend Ralph and explain why shouldn't take a lie-detector test over whether he stole the 100 dollars from the poker table on the flight to Vegas? Simon - the nature of whose relationship with Ralph is questionable - vehemently argues it's a lose-lose situation for him to take it, and it's fascinating hearing him defend Ralph so passionately.. it's def been available here in the past, so wondered if you had it? I've heard the rest of the Ralph allegedly stealing the monenbt from the table on the plane sage + him stealing another 100 dollars from the tips at Nobu the same weekend in Vegas..and Ralph is clearly guilty as hell, given all the ways he tried to wriggle out of it and explain away why he would flunk the test. VERY incriminating. if you have that section with Simon, that would be DELICIOUS.
Even the people that saud they hated him are sad about his passing
Didn't Ralph recently admit he's gay and was dating Sam Simon?
I think Sam died in 2015 ish
Ralph didn't want to take Howard's money because Howard was/isvthe one that fucks him lolol. Ofc he already knows the result.
I mean, it just could not be any more obvious.
1:09 This song is one of the best pardy songs I've ever heard.
It’s fun ~It’s like a parlor game “ Howard Stern” 😂😂😂😂😂 what century did those words come from ? 😂😂
The question wasn’t ‘do you like the smell of doodie’ 😂 Ed
Can’t believe they paid him!
I can’t stand Ralph. He brings nothing to the show. He is such a leach.
Still funnier than Fartie.
@@ArthurTwoshedsJackson Nah, Artie is a good storyteller and has good quips every so often. Ralph adds nothing to the show, besides calling in whenever Eric the Midget did to roast him. Ralph was a sleazy leach who mooched off Stern and the rest of the posse
@@TheJester-ct5pi Provide examples of this "good" story telling. Was it his hooker, gambling, or heroin stories that you love so much? Think for yourself, sheep. ✌🏻
Thats what was great about him. We loved to hate him and hear him get shredded by how art Gary lol
Ed T. Was hilarious
That was when we all knew ralph was a true scumbag & user , had to get $ to take the test.
Very accurate title, thank you
imagine if woke stern was a conservative..media would have him be cancelled
“You embarrass me in front of my movie wife.”
I know the "F" word is offensive, but the way they are saying it is just so damn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I go back and forth but honestly…are Ralph and Howard really bosom buddies?
he was deceptive...
5:51 Ralph and howard are in the closet, at least according to howard anyway.
RIP ralph
I haven’t listened to this show in a long time. Is Ralph gay in 2020 or is he still in the closet?
He’s a man’s man! Still a bachelor! Can you believe it? Just like Liberace.
He’s so deep in the closet, he’s finding Christmas presents.
He's so deep in the closet he can see Narnia
He's dating james charles
I believe it's known that he's Bi.
RIP Ralph, we all loved him
44:08-44:13....Jackie described Robin,thats why he didn't even mention her name.😂
Could you imagine this bit in 2021?
Omgg hell no people would melt
Ralph Cirella was Howard Stern's berry-faced longtime transvestite attendant.
Whoever did the animation of Robin made her skinny. Haha. That annoying moon cricket as crazy Alice called her, is a HUGE pest. Huge period. Haha
she was skinny at that time, look back at some old clips around 2010ish. She lost a ton of weight but then got cancer.
@@ellan.124
She definitely wasn't skinny when this lie detector test occurred in the mid 90's.
Ralph admitted to being with Sam Simon no?
Well Sam left Ralph a bunch of money when he passed away and it's rumored to be a million bucks . Not long after Sam died Ralph called the show and Howard mentioned Ralph was buggin him about helping him invest a chunk of money he recently inherited and it slipped out on the wrap up show it was Sam Simon who I think no doubt was at the very least bisexual.
Howards girlfriend Ralph!!!
Rip Ralph❤
Anyone have the video version to this? I think it was on youtube a couple months ago but they took it down
Ralph would be somewhere on the LGBTQIA, Non binary, Gender fluid spectrum these days.
RIP Ralphie Cakes❤
Wiggy’s so weird how he can’t slow down with the questions
I am her for Ed Torians voice
1:08 Howard’s girlfriend
Howard failed the lie detector test with Jessica, but he's telling the truth...
He’s gay. And that’s it
Hahaha Robin called Ralph a gay prostitute bc he wanted money for the test.
F Ralph
Clip pictures r too funny.Robin looking hot in caricature-those yoga pants& huge chest.Ed looking menacing,Ralph looking gay. Thx @Vigus DNA
The guy was a fashion consultant and stylist in show Business, was this really a big surprise? 😁...RIP
It’s sad that men felt such a need to hide in the closet back in the day. It was such a big deal. I think Ralph was certainly bi and it’s sad he never felt safe enough to be himself.
Maybe he was ashamed of it. Maybe, like many gay men, he recognized its perversion and struggled to resist his disordered urges. Would you support that man? Or only the one that makes you feel good about your own “tolerance”.
@@readmore4178wow, that's rational...
Howard claiming others are gay, and he is clamoring to see the Stone Temple Pilots. Oh the irony.
RIP RALPH
But Howard’s never used the F word…
If Ralph is gay then I'm fat
RIP
Ralphecakes
Hopefully he is Griting angels in that big poker game in the sky.
Wow! 🤣
Ralph and ETM sharing a pepsi