I made an Unwatchable Kirby Video
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- Kirby but hungover
Thank you to Noteblock for sacrificing his ears to edit this video
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The fact that boat is effectively selling his plushies by torturing himself for chat’s enjoyment is probably the best business practice out there
NO WAY WAIT BOAT MAN LIKED MY COMMENT 😮😮
Our personal dancing monkey
People love buying things if they get something more from it, and people love others’ misery. Nothing more effective than that.
@@phoenyxraiola yippee!
Best practice, worst ethics
I went to sleep hearing metal pipes in my dreams
good
I Watch your Videos!
Insert metal pipe noise
it was your canon event
It's jukebox
10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by Failboat writhing in agony
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Dan
@@iaminpain. *Metal pipe sound effect*
Spider-Man 99 intensifies with Dan screaming in agony
@@iaminpain.*vine boom*
P I K M I N
7:51 I love how that as the dragon appears in the background, the Spider-Man 2099 theme song plays
I thought I was the only one who knew that happened 😭
Jacobmj
T10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Uuu
T1oo
As someone with sensory processing disorder with a noise sensitivity, this video was hell. Don't worry, Fail, i'm suffering with you.
I saw him post this comment on twitter but it got cut off at "don't" lmao
@@asprinjuice425 SAME LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS A HATE COMMENT LOL
My Ears Burned
This is like a nightmare fuel where you want peaceful silence but then you're expecting something to break the ambiance.
Same, my volume was so low and I still flinched every single time that metal pipe sound came on 😭
9:28 shee fit perfectly for no reason can’t beleave I forgot the WAAAAA!
And then, WAH
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
WAAAAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAAAH
Never thought I would see Daniel hungover as he plays Kirby but here we are
Was drunk* (hungover)
Hung over
Formerly drunk
1:45
And here we are
(Lab discovera in forgotten land)
5:31 poor kirby got hit so hard he screamed like a enderman
THE GERMAN SSR!?
No Failboat video is unwatchable it’s pure comedy
*vine boom*
Yeah
Anyone who unironically watches him knows nothing is unwatchable, anyone who just found him would say it is
Correct
Fr fr
3:45 it's a canon event Daniel. You cannot avoid it.
@metalsonic7988Your canon event is Discord Light Theme.
🦗🦗🦗
@metalsonic7988 Wario approved
As someone with noise sensitivity, this is what it feels like to be in a busy Walmart while trying to have a conversation with a friend
Exactly
Like imagine trying to vent to your friends while shopping for gummy snacks and California Girls is playing on the store radio
You mean it’s not supposed to sound like this?
10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by "THE IDEA IS SIMPLE"
as a person who is easily overwhelmed i can conform. im currently huddled in the corner wondering why i still here every sound in my head
Hear
7:11 glass break as they pop metal pipe when he hits ground
There’s something humorous about watching Dan slowly go insane as the video goes on
But, isn't that EVERY failboat video?
You new here?
3:13 perfect timing
Fr, honestly I’m surprised at how many of the sound effects had pretty good comedic timing lol
So many of them are like that.
Noteblock doesn’t need to do much today.
You gotta love Failboat celebrating his plushies being sold out while being completely drowned out by every sound effect
7:38 I almost died of not being able to breathe because of how funny I thought this was 💀💀
*DOO-DOO FART*
@@jaxonmckay3504 𝓭𝓸𝓸 𝓭𝓸𝓸 𝓯𝓪𝓻𝓽 :3
@@jaxonmckay3504What did you say to me?!?
What? What did you say- *DODGEBALL SOUND*
I know that this is not a pleasant video to make, I've watched RT game make a similar video and he said that he'd never do it again lol. I love the idea of stacking those 10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by blank videos like this. Thanks for great content!
Yes, I was just thinking about rt's suika video
I wanna say it was worse for this Dan, cause he was hungover during this stream lmao
@@GreyFireClover I guess there's just something about Dans and suffering with "Ten hours of silence" videos.
they're... they're both named Dan lmao @@GreyFireClover
@@ons1m598Well, they did say “this Dan”
2:34 no, his canon event is BEAM ATTACK!
Two thousand ninety nine spider man sound effect?
😨
If I had a nickel for every time a streamer called Daniel tortured themselves with broken silence videos while playing games, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?
@@Hellbughunter no mark....
MOM STOP VACCUUMING.
WHAT IS THE OTHER ONE
@@saxonflynn8885 RTGame. He did a Suika stream on Halloween where every time he lost a game, he had to add in another sound effect.
7:02 Failboat’s mental health
Ah yes, finally. A video showing how it feels to have ADHD accurately. Failboat is truly out here representing us.
*h a m b u r g e r*
@@mrs.samuel.L.jackson What da dog doin?
**boowomp**
this is spitting facts
Wait, you’re right
The way he qeustions the entire audience (7:33)
Bro the end speech
💀💀💀
As someone who got to watch this live, this truly was a moment that I went deaf
Yeah
It seems like this truly was a Failboat.
Fun fact, most laughtracks were recorded in like 1930, so there is a very good chance that the people laughing this entire video are all dead
Frankly I’m just impressed his computer could stream and record with all those Chrome tabs without adding an occasional fire alarm sound affect to the mix
9:34 bro became michael jackson
This was definitely an experience to watch on stream
Indeed, lol
Failboat:
You get a Failboat plushi
I get- Mentally breakdown
Failboat endured thousands of distracting sounds and made it through
GG
Thats a W if I've seen one
It took him ages, but he finally did it. Failboat finally looks like a legit sailor.
10:50 is probably the BEST comedic timing with the sound effects imo. That was too fucking funny
*h a n b u r g e r*
My favorite is still the acapella Waddle Dees at 9:28, shortly before they vanish with nary but a wario scream.
*H a n s c h u r g e r*
H A M S C H U R G E R
the silence was just his browser taking a break to eata hamburger
This part in particular made me laugh 3:37
you should plan to post more of Cult of the lamb NOW!!!
@@Tornike-cd8xr (summons lightning)
Hey, i was asking a question but god turned it into a threat and then spiderman 2099 said "its a Canon event"
The sound effects timing was absolutely immaculate though.
"This doesn't seem healthy..."
"NO" *Vine Boom*
“Vine boom”
“You can’t just summon it in like that”
*VINE BOOM*
9:44 the WAHHH got me so hard
Got you so WHAT
The amount of sound effects making perfect timing every time is amazing
3:10 Comedic timing is the best timing.
@@thatepic1gd aaaaah
Okay, that „the idea is simple“ follow up was… unexpected😂
Glad that this milestone in failboats history is recorded with copious amounts of random sounds playing while he gives an inspiring speech on how proud he is and how thankful he is
9:00 this is the good part
the video from here on out is incredible
No tomatoes?!?!?!?
NO TOMATOES?!
10:52 “i think my browser might have overloaded- HAMBURGER” 😂😂😂😂
Perfectly orchestrated 9:14
6:21 “some people have- *gets interrupted by a goofy endermen sound effect* “🤣🤣
I've been watching your videos for... what, 5 years now ? Probably a bit more. They always manage to bring me laughs and joy. I mean this is cliche as hell, but it's honestly true. Your jokes always land, you interact with the chat in such a unique way, you always have new and interesting ideas. There hasn't been a single one of your videos that I've watched and just thought "heh, that was alright". It's always a joy to see a new Failboat vid in my recommendations and notifications.
And over the years, your content as only improved. Your animal crossing vids and intros, your Kirby challenges, Fight Mii, Beam Attack blowing up online, and now, the plushy. I am honestly sad I'm not in a situation where I can make these kinds of purchases. I would've loved to get myself a Failboat plush. Hoping I'll be able to next time there's an opportunity 🤞
It's hard to really get my point across without sounding extremely generic and unoriginal. But I hope you realize (and I think you do) that behind every view is a guy like me to whom you bring joy.
Also mad respect to NoteBlock, making incredible edits consistently while still making some banger music. Loved the Lethal Company one, really inventive :)
Here's to a successful year filled with joy and ideas. Although make sure the idea stays simple 😄
Even though I’ve only been a full-time viewer for almost 3 years now, I agree with all of the above.
@@RayDragonM I also have been a viewer for around 3 years, and I also agree with everything said above.
ive been a viewer since his original Mecha Kirby playthrough, and it has been a journey. From playing with SBU models to his like 3 month addiction to miitopia, i am the true witness to fails descent to insanity
As a failboat viewer i agree
failboats vids always make me giggle so much
5:48 the sound when the slug just flop
Thanks for the likes
catnap
Its not unwatchable. Its viewable.
Wow, those sound effects are perfection.
4:06 chat does it taste like waddle dee or yarn
Failboat um- HAMBURGER!
Failboat probably hamburger
Failboat A nice meaty substance.
"Think fast chucklenuts *fart* " 5:38
yknow what we need?
10 hours of silence occassionally disrupted by failboat's chat quotes.
I was watching this live while eating Mexican food. I kept giggling and I think my parents thought I was going crazy
Same but it was at 6am while I was drinking tea
2:14 him laughing with the laugh track was actually adorable
You know it’s the end of the world if the idea isn’t simple.
Sometimes I forget that Failboat is an adult man who is allowed to drink so when I heard the beginning I legitimately said “wait you DRINK?” knowing full well that I was talking to a screen
I love how in the thumbnail (for now) Kirby just RIPPED that volume up like a dang bandaid.
That was certainly a stream.
The "don’t check your discord" everytime the ping plays was really funny.
you can tell his is genuinely suffering from the first second has "the idea is simple" just sounds so fed up
I’m glad I was able to be part of getting this plushie. Really happy.
Even though this video is supposed to be "unwatchable", this has to be one of the funniest Failboat videos of all time. Like, I never laughed that much while watching a Failboat video. Thanks for providing your viewers such awesome, creative and genuinely hilarious content Failboat. We very much appreciate it.
12:23 truly emotional speech
Especially the what the dog doing? Speech😢 so emotional
but actually.
The sheer amount of times the sound effects perfectly lined up with the gameplay is amazing, how is that even possible
9:23 the Mew Mew love blaster theme just gave me PTSD
I remember watching this stream and crying at the end of it because of what you said about taking a chance in life. Thank you for being such an inspiration to me, the way you persevere in life no matter what comes your way is amazing
I agree so much with this.
The dedication of whoever made the closed captions adds an extra layer to the masterpiece this video is.
As a PIKMIN fan I can confirm I do have the PIKMIN sound effects in my head 24/7
Note block dosen’t even need to do his job
stitch two pieces of patch land together 8:55 It is that scary
The idea of selling his body in 1 hour didn’t sound simple
3:20
Despite the lack of a face, you can see the judgement. Er, I mean, JUDGEMENT!
CRUSH
THY END IS NOW!
*PREPARE THYSELF!*
WEAK
AUGH!
4:34 “the culmination of my mistakes!”
4:34 “fart sound!”
4:35 “my ears burn”
What’s the song here?
10:58 hamburger
failboat: "thank you all for watching, genuinely"
sound effect: dididido
failboat: (laughs) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I think he needs to do this again but have someone else manage the videos so we don't know whats coming and so it's less hectic for Failboat to manage.
Better idea: someone make a program that randomly plays from a list of SFX.
as someone with adhd and the tism, this was a certified cheeseburger pikmin wilhiemer screm pt twinsanity free experience
Soothing Failboat ASMR. Wonderful.
I watched this video like several times, it’s oddly calming
2:03 the *DO check your discord* was way too accurate for me
I checked, sure enough there was a ping.
I checked the ping. It was at the CURRENT TIME ON THE CLOCK.
THE EDITOR KNOWS ALL
The fact that none of these were added in post but still fit with the gameplay is impressive
“The idea is simple”
“I have one hour left to sell my body”🤨
Me: takes that sentence complety out of context 😨
My ears are bleeding now. Thanks!
Jokes aside it was amusing when RT did this so I knew what I was getting myself in for lol
I don't know whether or not to be worried about Fail's mental sanity.
Or to surprise how somewhat well he handled hearing all those sound effects.
Probably both
8:44 me when i see the man
8:43
WHO IS THE MAN
Care to explain?
13:00 now we need 1 hour of silence but broken by failboat screaming
“Think fast chucklenuts” followed by the fart noise sent me to heaven
this might be the only failboat video where im glad all his videos are quieter than anything else i listen to
The poor dude went drunk and still tortured himself, at this point, it's just part of his DNA
You should have named this "Kirby but the voices won't stop"
what cracks me up is as these videos go on, the sounds just 'happen' to go off during a perfectly fitting moment.
Failboat should try to do one of these with a 40 minute time limit. Just to see how insane it gets.
1:14 “this doesn’t seem healthy” it isn’t
The fact that he didn’t add “10 hrs of silence broken occasionally by reyn time/sena yippee” will haunt me forever
I pray for your sanity. Kirby might be strong, maybe even the strongest puffball of all time, but shenanigans are stronger
Chat: I have a deal for you...
Daniel: What?
Chat: Suffer to get money.
Daniel Well... okay?
Later... 12:17
Daniel: Was this really worth it for my ears to suffer this much?
This is truly a canon event to remember
3:45
Failboat: *most inspiring and wholesome speech*
His browser:*random nonsense and chaos*
He really put "Fail" into Failboat.
All jokes aside it is very wholesome and nice to find another Kirby’s epic yarn enjoyer out there. I thought I was the only one!
This is an incredible masterpiece of film making. I commend your ability to reach such heights.
I'm here because I just recently found about about Failboat, and this is surprisingly high-quality humor.
I never thought I'd hear failboat say the idea is simple so sadly and so tired
Edit: I've never heard him sound this sad and tired in general
2:16 he sounds so tired and pure, poor father
He's suffering throughout this whole vid I feel so bad
Although I will admit this is so fricking funny omg I wish I was there for the stream to see all of this unfold
If only I couldve bought a fail plush
5:37 Probably my favourite of the perfectly timed sound effects because there was absolutely no way that could ever align that perfectly again
I've gotten so used to one word Failboat titles that seeing a full one is horrifying