Defendant STARTS CRYING after finding out HE'S GOING TO JAIL

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  • @monsoon1234567890
    @monsoon1234567890 2 місяці тому +1481

    He's got 8 hours to toughen up, get a haircut, get some tattoos, and watch as much Lockdown 23and1 as possible

  • @Nah_no_thanks
    @Nah_no_thanks 2 місяці тому +362

    This dude's attorney just chilling during the freakout like the checks already cleared.

    • @roxweinzel7436
      @roxweinzel7436 2 місяці тому +14

      I know. Hilarious

    • @theaceofspades485
      @theaceofspades485 2 місяці тому +5

      I've had several attorneys in my life and that's just what it is. Never ever act like he is your buddy,...some put on a good show,but at the end of the day they are just on your wallet.

    • @ilovethefreezespell6531
      @ilovethefreezespell6531 2 місяці тому

      @@theaceofspades485why else would anyone defend a criminal

    • @flexsealman7096
      @flexsealman7096 2 місяці тому

      Defendant tried to clear some cheeks too 😂

    • @2380Shaw
      @2380Shaw Місяць тому +1

      Yeh the attorney was like "hahaha client you're fucked but I'm still getting paid"

  • @peterrooney3780
    @peterrooney3780 2 місяці тому +232

    I don't often enjoy others crying......but when i do, the tears are smoky with a hint of salt.

    • @lockdown23and1
      @lockdown23and1  2 місяці тому +18

      😆

    • @shawnp3652
      @shawnp3652 2 місяці тому +8

      "I wanna follow my hopes and dreams and follow in dad's foot steps" bahahaha! Ah my tears taste like all the beer I've been drinking as I sit as a free man.

    • @shawnp3652
      @shawnp3652 2 місяці тому +5

      This was great

    • @shawnp3652
      @shawnp3652 2 місяці тому +5

      LAWYER - " ILL just call him later"

    • @taebundy658
      @taebundy658 2 місяці тому +3

      That looked like a full fledged Jim Carry freak out…….

  • @TstanDa-Man
    @TstanDa-Man 2 місяці тому +190

    His lawyer face when he starts crying 😂 no emotion he already cashed the check 💵 😂😂

    • @kdizzle901
      @kdizzle901 2 місяці тому +7

      It’s also,probably not the first time so he’s seen it before lol

    • @newo8343
      @newo8343 2 місяці тому

      ​​@@kdizzle901 and the man's a kiddo diddler so hes probably dancing after this

    • @zeebest1004
      @zeebest1004 2 місяці тому +1

      And he truly doesn’t give af because he’s on the city payroll!😂

    • @Randoverse
      @Randoverse 2 місяці тому +1

      As a dispatcher who talks to people about terrible situations its important to remain emotionally distant. Only way to keep sane in that environment.

    • @adamabele785
      @adamabele785 2 місяці тому +1

      His lawyer made an educated guess how it ends and was not surprised one bit.

  • @wingedhussar5528
    @wingedhussar5528 2 місяці тому +59

    When the judge said for him to turn himself in to jail, my man looked like he just entered Silent Hill.

    • @bayek9869
      @bayek9869 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @cat09tails22
    @cat09tails22 2 місяці тому +516

    As a carpenter I just wished to say how impressed I am at the perfectly level appearance of the defendants eyebrows

  • @jnprather
    @jnprather 2 місяці тому +206

    I mean, a year in jail sucks balls, but the way he frames it as "ILL BE SO OLD THIS RUINS EVERYTHING" over 1 year is hilarious.

    • @pab1381
      @pab1381 2 місяці тому +13

      Yeah nobody wants to do a year but he will probably be out in less than that though if the state does good time.

    • @BallsLarson
      @BallsLarson 2 місяці тому

      He’s gonna be old as fuck when he starts making money bro!

    • @bedeckt
      @bedeckt 2 місяці тому +12

      if being 1 year older ruins everything then everything is ruined already

    • @berict
      @berict 2 місяці тому +7

      I know how I felt when I was 26. 27 is that magical number when you cross into elderlyville, or so it seemed. Lol

    • @pab1381
      @pab1381 2 місяці тому +4

      @@berict had the nursing home spot picked out I see lol

  • @sodapp6730
    @sodapp6730 2 місяці тому +179

    His shirt makes him already look like he’s wearing a prison jumpsuit from the 1920s

    • @sonnyandreotte5721
      @sonnyandreotte5721 2 місяці тому +6

      thank you
      thats what
      i thought

    • @KingroblesTV
      @KingroblesTV 2 місяці тому +3

      Like the boy in the striped pajamas instantly came to my mind lol

    • @jonathanwhitfield2864
      @jonathanwhitfield2864 2 місяці тому +2

      Looks like one of the pinstriped shirts that The Beach Boys wore in 1964.

    • @Ryansilver-w7z
      @Ryansilver-w7z Місяць тому

      Shawshank

  • @alexpenland6504
    @alexpenland6504 2 місяці тому +34

    He’s not crying because he’s going to jail and losing all that stuff he mentioned. He’s crying because he knows what happens to offenders like him once they’re there

    • @Monkycrasure-gk4fz
      @Monkycrasure-gk4fz Місяць тому +4

      Nothing. They seperate them now. Where I was there was no way to get to them. Now they sit around with other chomos telling stories about what they've done to kids. We had a C.O. that told us he would overhear them talking about it laughing. He ended up quitting cause he couldn't handle listening to them anymore.

    • @Notafemalecasual
      @Notafemalecasual Місяць тому

      I just came here to comment on your bc I love even5a person knows the difference between there, they're and their 💪🏾💪🏾.

    • @GHMYahooka
      @GHMYahooka Місяць тому +2

      @@Monkycrasure-gk4fzits not like that everywhere, guys get done up all the time for bad paperwork in places with no pc

    • @Rick.Carlson
      @Rick.Carlson 16 днів тому +1

      He's definitely in PC right now

  • @gokuwufei99
    @gokuwufei99 2 місяці тому +51

    Already rocking the "O Brother Where Art Thou" apparel i see 😂

  • @Freefallpilot65
    @Freefallpilot65 2 місяці тому +435

    My buddy who's 40 said he wanted to go to college but he'd be 44 when he graduates. I asked him, How old will you be in 4 years if you don't go to college? Just go.

    • @user-bo1rj2xu2s
      @user-bo1rj2xu2s 2 місяці тому +26

      While working in a public service position, I said the same thing to many, many people. Simple and true. You're a good friend.

    • @Enter-a-name55
      @Enter-a-name55 2 місяці тому +52

      I went back to college when I was 39 and got my engineering degree. It was a little weird at first being around a bunch of 20 year olds. After a while these "kids" really started to look up to me. I guess because I had real world working/ life experience. Even a lot of the professors treated me differently than the other students. I started working as a machinest when I was in grade twelve. I then switched over to be an Automotive mechanic. One of the classes I had to take was in the machine shop. Hands on. Doing things that I was very familiar with. That was a 3 hour long class everyday followed up with 1 hour in the classroom. I went to one classroom session the entire semester. The instructor told me that I would not learn anything in the class that I didn't already know. He was the one that said not to bother with the class until there was a test. He would tell me the day the test was. He gave me free run in the machine shop. I asked if I could use one particular machine. He asked if I knew how to operate it. Yep. He then said if I can run that machine with no instructions, I could do whatever I wanted in the shop. I think it was the third day in the shop when he confronted me and asked what type of tradesman I was. He said he spotted me operating one of the machines that only experienced people could perform. Then all the kids started coming to me with their questions about machine operations. It was actually a really good feeling going back and having my classmates look up to me for advice.

    • @solamande
      @solamande 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Freefallpilot65 You're so right. Sometimes the simplest answer is the best. Don't overthink.

    • @user-bo1rj2xu2s
      @user-bo1rj2xu2s 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Enter-a-name55 Bravo, Mike, bravo.

    • @fokyewtoob8835
      @fokyewtoob8835 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Freefallpilot65 exactly the time is gonna pass anyway lol

  • @giffordiv
    @giffordiv 2 місяці тому +1025

    Dude tried to sexually assault a 13 year old. He is lucky he didn't get a decade.

    • @matthewhibbard9807
      @matthewhibbard9807 2 місяці тому +110

      Oh ish word! That’s why he’s so scared of going in.

    • @jer1776
      @jer1776 2 місяці тому +57

      Either way gonna be a pretty rough 10 months for him

    • @jayjohn9680
      @jayjohn9680 2 місяці тому +44

      @@jer1776I can picture that expression at 14:00 he has… with a hand around his neck and a 7 foot tall shadow behind him. 😮

    • @Akemi2_1
      @Akemi2_1 2 місяці тому +35

      Dawg how is that worth of probation what is our legal system

    • @amark350
      @amark350 2 місяці тому +99

      Crimes against children should result in NO MERCY!!

  • @Hadria7777
    @Hadria7777 2 місяці тому +412

    At 26 “I’ll be old as shit”. Me sittin here at 46 in the best shape of my life 👀👀

    • @SamStan-nj5pz
      @SamStan-nj5pz 2 місяці тому +13

      Inspiring

    • @Hadria7777
      @Hadria7777 2 місяці тому

      @@SamStan-nj5pz ❤️

    • @tbone6924
      @tbone6924 2 місяці тому

      @@SamStan-nj5pz Same...I am 55 and stronger/faster/more fit than 90% of these Gen Z losers.

    • @tayloremriectx
      @tayloremriectx 2 місяці тому +2

      Yes you are! lol

    • @tayloremriectx
      @tayloremriectx 2 місяці тому

      Yes you are! Got DAMNNNNN

  • @GarrettAtzbach-v5e
    @GarrettAtzbach-v5e 2 місяці тому +224

    Dudes life is not ruined, I dropped out of HS in 1982 and went in the Marines, then became a Journeyman Electrician, I suffered two MI's {widow makers}, followed by 2 mini strokes {TIA's}. At 56 I began college, I walk in may 2025 with a degree in Political Science, then on to law school, you're never to old to reinvent yourself, Be strong and hold your head high dude!

    • @jooosAREevil
      @jooosAREevil 2 місяці тому +5

      are you still a electrician how far did that take you in life its interesting wen people change full carriers at a later age but go be a lawyer and make killer money you should have seen the lawyers houses I’ve worked on as a plumber in the Florida keys a good chunk of them are lawyers with f u money but I know you know this 😂

    • @GarrettAtzbach-v5e
      @GarrettAtzbach-v5e 2 місяці тому +9

      @@jooosAREevil I was an Electrician for 25 years, but sad to say after the medical issues, I was forced to medically retire, once you had one TIA it is easier to have more. Just immagine myself working a hot panel and having another TIA.

    • @Unknown15916
      @Unknown15916 2 місяці тому +6

      How many other Marines did you "bugger" while in service ?

    • @zimazima630
      @zimazima630 2 місяці тому

      He's a sex offender they don't change..

    • @chadwarden593
      @chadwarden593 2 місяці тому +5

      Not this guy...

  • @roycox4415
    @roycox4415 2 місяці тому +20

    That attorney was a trip. She asked if he wanted a breakout room with his client and he basically said, “nope”

    • @Kellethorn
      @Kellethorn Місяць тому +3

      I mean... to be fair... I wouldn't wanna deal with that mess 😂😂😂

  • @Bigsby-g2o
    @Bigsby-g2o 2 місяці тому +201

    Some folks aren't built for the criminal life.. this dude is one of em

    • @mattias969
      @mattias969 2 місяці тому +7

      You have no idea dude

    • @SomeDumbFuck-f6d
      @SomeDumbFuck-f6d 2 місяці тому

      I’m not one of them either 😂

    • @edwinbleau5334
      @edwinbleau5334 2 місяці тому +12

      Its always funny when it's someone who is not built for criminal life, still got out and commit crimes lol 😂

    • @Mastercheeseeater
      @Mastercheeseeater 2 місяці тому +5

      You should see how many of these dudes end up crying when actually being booked into jail 😂

    • @dohalim-il-qaras
      @dohalim-il-qaras 2 місяці тому +5

      If is true that he attack a minor...is not even a criminal...but a monster...but i don't know if is true, i can not just trust comment.

  • @Monica0978
    @Monica0978 2 місяці тому +219

    The attorney’s face as the guy is crying and whining.😂

    • @robriot6882
      @robriot6882 2 місяці тому +19

      Judge "you want to take care of this now? Attorney "absolutely the sooner the better"

    • @Monica0978
      @Monica0978 2 місяці тому +5

      @@robriot6882 🤣

    • @dejamike88
      @dejamike88 2 місяці тому +3

      The defendant as well lol

    • @joearnold5836
      @joearnold5836 2 місяці тому +3

      He kinda looks like he's enjoying it. Def some Schadenfreude vibes going on there. I can't blame him.

    • @Monica0978
      @Monica0978 2 місяці тому +5

      @@joearnold5836 Neither can I. His client was a tool.

  • @UMadUCauseBad
    @UMadUCauseBad 2 місяці тому +752

    Got this notification cause I STAYED FREE.

    • @nah4215
      @nah4215 2 місяці тому +42

      That’s why I was able to hit that like and smash the sub button

    • @FNigslol
      @FNigslol 2 місяці тому

      Imagine needing to flex that you aren't a criminal. Yall are delusional

    • @All5AJz
      @All5AJz 2 місяці тому +22

      ❤😂❤ fa real. It is so easy to be a problem.
      It is alot harder to be a solution.

    • @desdicadoric
      @desdicadoric 2 місяці тому +19

      Yeah binging this channel makes me moderate my behaviour

    • @jamierupert7563
      @jamierupert7563 2 місяці тому +10

      Yep. Stayed free myself.

  • @Ivehadenuff
    @Ivehadenuff 2 місяці тому +53

    He ruined a child’s innocence and caused lifelong trauma. One year in jail is a slap on the wrist and completely disrespects the victim. Outrageous sentence of one year. Should be life.

    • @KyleReese-vt8bo
      @KyleReese-vt8bo 2 місяці тому +2

      Write to his fellow inmates, tell them not to hurt him.

    • @GHMYahooka
      @GHMYahooka Місяць тому +1

      it is life, the rest of his if they see his papers

    • @mrhead6856
      @mrhead6856 Місяць тому

      I think the year was for the probation violation not the actual crime

    • @PureBusiness-ef7xu
      @PureBusiness-ef7xu Місяць тому

      When you have chargers like his this turns into a life sentence automatically. He’ll have to register as an offender, he can’t live in a lot of places because of school zones, he won’t have too many friends, and he won’t be able to get a job. Jail is just the beginning for chomos, it doesn’t get easier for them out here.

    • @kerrykalish1364
      @kerrykalish1364 Місяць тому

      He will be dealt with..

  • @TrueREDSfan1
    @TrueREDSfan1 2 місяці тому +6

    "Means he might turn it around after a couple of years in prison. Gotta have a couple of years, bruh" 😂😂😂😂

  • @tcaprecap1448
    @tcaprecap1448 2 місяці тому +218

    Dude has spent so long being mystified by life that he's got a Resting Baffled Face.

    • @amelie9271
      @amelie9271 2 місяці тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @heatherharper3406
      @heatherharper3406 2 місяці тому +7

      Checkmate......love this. Permission to repeat as needed. Thanks!

    • @edwinbleau5334
      @edwinbleau5334 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@heatherharper3406I agree haha 😂 great comment!

    • @avarismimi
      @avarismimi 2 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @jackiegarroutte8970
      @jackiegarroutte8970 2 місяці тому +4

      BEST COMMENT😂😂😂😂
      THANKS FOR THE LAUGH❤

  • @BroMorris0341
    @BroMorris0341 2 місяці тому +167

    Soon as the screen showed ol boy, I already knew he had some Diddy type paperwork.

    • @peterrooney3780
      @peterrooney3780 2 місяці тому +11

      Same thought

    • @pavementpirate666
      @pavementpirate666 2 місяці тому +11

      Always a particular look

    • @MrWashesp
      @MrWashesp 2 місяці тому +8

      Ayo facts 🤣 could spot this predator from a mile away

    • @angusseletto1511
      @angusseletto1511 2 місяці тому +1

      He's Diddy Done😂

    • @Mitchell1934
      @Mitchell1934 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@MrWashesp well that's mean dude, some people are.. well not gonna sugarcoat it, ugly ya know? But imagine if someone that sees your comment thinks they are ugly, and thinks that they look like a "predator" cuz of your comment, you can't say someone's a pred just cuz of thier looks, the most beautiful human being on the planet could very well be one too, don't generalize appearance, don't be sorry, be better

  • @The1whoStrives
    @The1whoStrives 2 місяці тому +169

    After watching the full video it really pisses me off to see how this man had the audacity to cry and look for sympathy from the judge with those type of charges.

    • @markarmstrong9795
      @markarmstrong9795 2 місяці тому

      Mane y’all racist mane blm ✊🏿

    • @poiu477
      @poiu477 2 місяці тому

      he was 19 or something when it happened, it wasn't like he was an old dude preying on kids at the playground

    • @stephenbrodie5617
      @stephenbrodie5617 2 місяці тому

      ​People never stop to think they just hear them charges and think it's a diddler right away lol ​@@poiu477 it's an emotional response

    • @CrownS-n-LessonS
      @CrownS-n-LessonS 2 місяці тому

      @@poiu477wtf the age that u did it doesn’t matter … how many kids have u touched? He was old enough that it was a crime… ur a kreep

    • @Wentr-z
      @Wentr-z 2 місяці тому

      @@poiu477 wtf do you mean, he was 13. thats fucking disgusting. thats a CHILD

  • @Otowngolf73
    @Otowngolf73 2 місяці тому +6

    When your attorney can’t properly do his tie, you in trouble! 😂

  • @KenMac-ui2vb
    @KenMac-ui2vb 2 місяці тому +11

    His jail buddies are gonna LOVE this episode...

  • @RexDaRaindog
    @RexDaRaindog 2 місяці тому +124

    your laughter when he's crying is diabolical 😂

    • @christineazmi
      @christineazmi 2 місяці тому +6

      Love it!

    • @valerie2827
      @valerie2827 2 місяці тому +4

      💯 😆 🤣 😂

    • @MEDIOCRATES138
      @MEDIOCRATES138 2 місяці тому +1

      Man that's always my favorite part

    • @mrspacely603
      @mrspacely603 2 місяці тому +3

      Think this dude tried to get with a minor. He should have way more than 1 year

    • @jackrockwell6698
      @jackrockwell6698 Місяць тому

      Death has been through the wringer. He’s been smoked so much worse than this fool. He’s like “oh please dawg, shut the fuck up.”

  • @D007-u8e
    @D007-u8e 2 місяці тому +353

    Sex offender with a 13 yr old boy?!😳🤬 The vast majority of sexual predators will Never change & will repeat again, no matter what “treatment”. That’s why there needs to be mandatory lengthy sentences, no kiddie rapist gloves in court!

    • @josheakins5137
      @josheakins5137 2 місяці тому +18

      None of them change not the vast majority when it specifically comes to chomos

    • @DaleDix
      @DaleDix 2 місяці тому +20

      They dont change, they get smarter

    • @markpickett4403
      @markpickett4403 2 місяці тому +12

      Oooooh...he is a sex offender 😢

    • @markpickett4403
      @markpickett4403 2 місяці тому +8

      26 is not old at all.hes not doing 26 years...chomo😢

    • @matthewhibbard9807
      @matthewhibbard9807 2 місяці тому +10

      Anyone that smiles like that in their mugshot has issues. It’s not a class photo ffs. Both of mine I’m all pissed off in.

  • @leightonlawrence8832
    @leightonlawrence8832 2 місяці тому +70

    "Doo doo" i thought i was the only child left who still mentions it every time😂😂😂

    • @lockdown23and1
      @lockdown23and1  2 місяці тому +11

      😆 🤣

    • @leward7788
      @leward7788 2 місяці тому +3

      I'm 68 & i still giggle. my 3 brothers were merciless

    • @mattimaranda9638
      @mattimaranda9638 2 місяці тому +2

      I go into full Beavis and Butthead mode when words like that happen. I'll never change.

  • @mynameisNeo369
    @mynameisNeo369 2 місяці тому +12

    I was homeless and in and out of jail from 21 to 28. 33 now and just getting established, struggles and all, I'm thankful for the difficulty. Dont feel old and wont let myself.

  • @cathleenmcgee9233
    @cathleenmcgee9233 Місяць тому +6

    He’s brought all on himself. Take responsibility weirdo

  • @Jbmc65
    @Jbmc65 2 місяці тому +113

    He can’t get to jail your honor, Then it’s a good thing the sheriff has door to door service. Like an Uber but it’s free!

    • @MrWashesp
      @MrWashesp 2 місяці тому +16

      And there's only one destination 😂

    • @kdizzle901
      @kdizzle901 2 місяці тому

      He’s sitting in a car lol

    • @dick8997
      @dick8997 2 місяці тому

      Its not free

    • @garymorris1856
      @garymorris1856 2 місяці тому

      How can he possibly go to jail, there are no decaf lattes in jail.

  • @my2cents320
    @my2cents320 2 місяці тому +402

    He SA’d a child. He deserves more than one year.

    • @johnsillings6330
      @johnsillings6330 2 місяці тому +55

      Actually life without parole for that would be justice.
      Plus he did it to a BOY!
      That victim with never forget that Gollum face.

    • @daysgonesequel
      @daysgonesequel 2 місяці тому +57

      ​@@johnsillings6330what's the difference of him doing it to a boy or a girl?

    • @Catalina-Winemixer
      @Catalina-Winemixer 2 місяці тому +27

      @@daysgonesequel seriously wtf.

    • @bandwagonbuzzard1617
      @bandwagonbuzzard1617 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@daysgonesequelwould say they're saying boy to really drive home the part it was a minor, not focus on the gender.

    • @nautgamingnautgaming9949
      @nautgamingnautgaming9949 2 місяці тому +24

      The fact a minor was involved IMMEDIATE start at 10 years
      Since he violated parole
      25 years
      That's a VERY SERIOUS charge

  • @voltz53
    @voltz53 2 місяці тому +54

    SMOKE filled tears 🚬😢 😁🤣 ... needs to sit longer than 10 months with those kind of charges 🤬

    • @thetechgenie7374
      @thetechgenie7374 2 місяці тому +1

      It is not really smoked. 10 months is nothing for that type of crime. They sure have gave him over a decade for that? I take that back 10 months not going to be easy for him with that type of conviction, assuming he does makes it out which is unlikely?

  • @Isbananasgwen
    @Isbananasgwen 2 місяці тому +14

    What a crybaby, sooks about being “old as f” for a short time in prison; when he committed disgusting acts on a child which causes life long trauma. He got off way too lightly.

  • @Vauger99
    @Vauger99 Місяць тому +5

    The attorney secretly be like, "I don't want to call this guy right now, he's crashing the fuck out."

  • @deadbeats4894
    @deadbeats4894 2 місяці тому +47

    I've never heard of ppl going to a court appearance on an app from home lol. I'd have my place lookin like a church and I would be relatively sober. These videos are hilarious.

  • @Terlatra2
    @Terlatra2 2 місяці тому +249

    This dude on mute is saying "LEAVE BRITANNY ALONE!!!"

  • @WilliamWebbOfficial
    @WilliamWebbOfficial 2 місяці тому +31

    The smoke going off while he's in there freaking tf out about going back to jail is just 😂😂😂

  • @mirandarosman3721
    @mirandarosman3721 2 місяці тому +8

    'Golden eggs of his life'😂😂That's the quote of the year Josh! Love your work and hiliarious commentary.❤🇦🇺

    • @p0rcs
      @p0rcs 2 місяці тому +1

      Facts this had me rolling on the floor

    • @mirandarosman3721
      @mirandarosman3721 16 днів тому

      @p0rcs yeah! Josh comes out with some pearlers!🤣

  • @keithfauntleroy2001
    @keithfauntleroy2001 25 днів тому

    This is the only prison/Jail channel I watch. The humor, the guys charisma. He makes it truly truly entertaining

  • @RealKansasMan
    @RealKansasMan 2 місяці тому +70

    12:25 "The smoke is making his eyes burn." 😂

  • @UnicornTears12
    @UnicornTears12 2 місяці тому +103

    His cellmate's really going to enjoy holding onto that hair.

    • @jakeforrest
      @jakeforrest 2 місяці тому +2

      Maybe holding on to other things?

    • @iain4918
      @iain4918 2 місяці тому

      He's butt hole is going to look like a clowns pocket 😂

    • @daynasafranek7807
      @daynasafranek7807 2 місяці тому +3

      😂😂😂😂. He could probably grip those brows, too. Scary stuff

    • @time2chill121
      @time2chill121 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Thollis1987
      @Thollis1987 2 місяці тому

      Good Lord!😅

  • @313-lee
    @313-lee 2 місяці тому +22

    My judge was so cool. My PO violated me because I missed a drug screen, I called that day for my color too and my color wasn’t called… went to court over it (I was initially in on a drug case) and the judge thought it was stupid on the PO’s part and let me off that day. Thank you judge Kumar!

  • @just_heidiii
    @just_heidiii 2 місяці тому +3

    I'm still giggling at the "don't you DARE interrupt the judge!" 😅

  • @bryanekberg1042
    @bryanekberg1042 2 місяці тому +8

    His facial expressions are priceless.

  • @turbotravis2323
    @turbotravis2323 2 місяці тому +27

    Now that's what I call facing the consequences of your own actions lol

  • @Monster1211
    @Monster1211 2 місяці тому +39

    He looks like he plays the geico caveman as a part time job.

    • @CraigFThompson
      @CraigFThompson 2 місяці тому

      I thought Geico was a gecko....

    • @Ace-hp8xu
      @Ace-hp8xu 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@CraigFThompson​Geico uses both the caveman and the gecko

    • @Whackytubeman
      @Whackytubeman 2 місяці тому

      Lmao, I was just thinking of his eyebrows looking caveman-ish.

  • @OGCarlGrimes
    @OGCarlGrimes 2 місяці тому +60

    Bro had a Manbun that’s a mandatory revoke

  • @ph03nix7331
    @ph03nix7331 Місяць тому +2

    Man, my jaw dropped at the end. GREAT JOB with the presentation lol, I was feeling bad for the guy, then he read what he'd done, and I instantly was like "Fuck that guy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. 10 months?! He should get 10 years. Full disclosure, I had to rewind back to the crashout, and laugh my ass off at it

  • @naptamisprime
    @naptamisprime Місяць тому +1

    That smoke effect while he crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Falcons8455
    @Falcons8455 2 місяці тому +33

    This just shows how unjust these courts are. this dude should be getting AT MINIMUM 10+ years for something like this.

    • @Takaride
      @Takaride 2 місяці тому +2

      Imagine he did that to your son and gets only 10mo! Unbelievable!

    • @Mark-sd4hv
      @Mark-sd4hv 2 місяці тому

      For assault?

    • @NoahPanton
      @NoahPanton 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Mark-sd4hvbeing sexual with a minor.

  • @traciclark2168
    @traciclark2168 2 місяці тому +25

    Hell he should've got a ten piece just for that hair do!!! That HAS to be a felony!!! 😆😆😆😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @alexlefevre3555
    @alexlefevre3555 2 місяці тому +86

    After serving 2 years in prison and several 1-3 week pre-trial jail stays, today I'm 3 years 2 months clean and never have to go back nor detox on a concrete floor ever again. I never cried when being sentenced or arrested. I also never had a probation violation and I had 3 POs at the same time after getting clean. It's not hard to do the right thing once you've made up your mind to do the right thing.

    • @toddstarkey6820
      @toddstarkey6820 2 місяці тому +6

      Good for you. I’m glad to hear success stories like yours. In my opinion, what you have accomplished is better than any college degree. You have the experience to actually help someone else succeed and that is a wonderful thing.

    • @johnharris7191
      @johnharris7191 2 місяці тому +4

      Congratulations on your success.

    • @garretmorris6237
      @garretmorris6237 2 місяці тому +3

      Okay but what were you really doing other than drugs to land you with so much time??
      Like what if you’re just using opioids due to doctors giving you them at 14-15 through 17-18, then you had to find a replacement illegally due the fear and anxiety of withdraw? And you end up getting caught with a small amount for personal use or something. Why would that result in jail or prison or a felony? Once one has a felony your life isn’t even worth living. If you have a white collar job/degree, what business would hire a felony over 99% of non felony applicants?!
      The system isn’t even close to being free nor logical.
      This should be a near daily discussion on how to change or better this so called “justice” system to avoid a pointlessly worse world for everyone.
      People that do time in jail or prison many come out more angry at society, which makes them more aggressive. Some ofc become more docile and scared, but that’s only the ones who probably have more control over their emotions.
      This doesn’t better this guy above. Like I hope he did some serious stuff multiple times to get that type of punishment. Anxiety alone will make you run or skip bail for fear of being without freedom or being in drug withdraw.
      They don’t even ask experts on what would be the best solutions to certain problems, like drug addiction without violence nor being dumb or high in public.

    • @romeosgenericchannel3971
      @romeosgenericchannel3971 2 місяці тому +4

      Congrats🎉! Been down the addiction road myself lifelong poly addict, been in recovery for going on 2 years now! Best thing I ever did ! Keep up the great work! Every single day in recovery makes a difference! God bless!

    • @holdengamble
      @holdengamble 2 місяці тому +6

      Facts bro. Still on paper but clean and sober. Once you’re done, it’s easy to stay free and sober. stay blessed!

  • @dextermorgan1
    @dextermorgan1 2 місяці тому +3

    13:00 "I can't go to jail. I got a job!"
    Not anymore... 😂

  • @HereWashThis
    @HereWashThis Місяць тому +2

    Anyone who behaves that way does not feel remorse, period. He’s big mad that he’s actually getting punished.

  • @surbon514
    @surbon514 2 місяці тому +12

    First you had the smoke metaphors, now you've got a smoke effect on-screen! Moving up in the world, Ol Death! Good video.

  • @bender7565
    @bender7565 2 місяці тому +21

    When they yank down the man bun during the zoom call you know there's drama and twitching on the way.

  • @mrshaneobuenosnodgrass3328
    @mrshaneobuenosnodgrass3328 2 місяці тому +18

    Bro, just looking at this guy's face got me having flashbacks of being in front of a judge with literal years of my life in their hands. I'm so happy I haven't been in the court system for 6 years. I'm getting too old for this stuff.🙏

  • @einahsirro1488
    @einahsirro1488 22 дні тому +1

    Another spoiled brat finds out that daddy's money isn't going to buy him another Get Out of Jail Free card. He went from smug to hysterical in a flash, didn't he? Flipped out like the World of Warcraft kid.

  • @adamrasmussen7379
    @adamrasmussen7379 2 місяці тому +3

    Client: weeps uncontrollably
    Lawyer: I understand youre disappointed
    Lmao

  • @teddychu1177
    @teddychu1177 2 місяці тому +33

    you're getting a lot more bombastic with your video intros, and I'm here for it :D

    • @lockdown23and1
      @lockdown23and1  2 місяці тому +15

      😆 extra shot of that black silk colombian mudd this morning

    • @teddychu1177
      @teddychu1177 2 місяці тому +3

      @@lockdown23and1 Nectar of the gods!

  • @StankTron
    @StankTron 2 місяці тому +86

    1st dude already dressed like an inmate

    • @_hootjohnson
      @_hootjohnson 2 місяці тому +6

      My thoughts exactly lol

    • @iloveschicken6527
      @iloveschicken6527 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@_hootjohnson Same, lol! 😂

    • @GrandNoobOSRS
      @GrandNoobOSRS 2 місяці тому +4

      Kinda looks like the Boy in striped pajamas if he lived

    • @TuckFwitter
      @TuckFwitter 2 місяці тому +3

      Lolololo

  • @lisashiela9137
    @lisashiela9137 2 місяці тому +28

    @12:42, Molester: I dont even have a license, Judge: then get an Uber you damn goober.

    • @DrNatemiester
      @DrNatemiester 2 місяці тому

      Oh they’ll send him a taxi on the court.

  • @nickd457
    @nickd457 2 місяці тому +2

    “Probation violations-that’s like a federal indictment” man as an attorney, I couldn’t agree more. I’ve never heard it put that well. You’re not beating probation violation allegations. Ever.
    And I appreciate your comment at the end about getting a lawyer no matter how guilty you are. Always get a lawyer. Your rights need to be protected no matter what.

  • @josephdavis954
    @josephdavis954 Місяць тому +2

    My 3 year old made the same face as this dude right before she crapped her diapers

  • @okwrecked4477
    @okwrecked4477 2 місяці тому +26

    Still making banger videos I remember watching 23&1 years ago. Respect and STAY FREE!

  • @Landocuzz
    @Landocuzz 2 місяці тому +13

    Last Night, at midnight is my 9year anniversary being free! My twin brother just got off papers This month! Thanks to Josh helping start my morning off right with your videos!

    • @Landocuzz
      @Landocuzz 2 місяці тому

      Did you feel effect of hurricane bro? Let’s do a cool interview with my brother and It would be highly entertaining

  • @Corey-d6j
    @Corey-d6j 2 місяці тому +8

    The smoke effect is hilarious 😂

  • @LightningTheRaiden98
    @LightningTheRaiden98 2 місяці тому +1

    In prison, he's dead meat. He's not scared of being locked up, he's scared of what he's locked up for.

  • @The..Dark..Knight
    @The..Dark..Knight 2 місяці тому

    @12:46 The cut to his lawyer and the stone cold look on his face says it all. 🤣
    He wants to say "Uh, I don't know this man your honor." 🤣

  • @johnwhite345
    @johnwhite345 2 місяці тому +16

    I want you to think of this as moving forward and having closure…in a cell. Good one.

  • @Meowhaus23
    @Meowhaus23 2 місяці тому +38

    16:21 now we know why he don’t want to be in jail

  • @josephmanktelow3560
    @josephmanktelow3560 2 місяці тому +16

    Love this channel can't stop watching lol keep it up 23 and 1 👍🏻🙏🏻

  • @cob4467
    @cob4467 2 місяці тому

    Thanks

  • @crispchaos
    @crispchaos Місяць тому

    Thia man looks confused, perplexed, bamboozled, and taken aback 😂.

  • @jordanwood183
    @jordanwood183 2 місяці тому +50

    “BUT! I already got my CAP & GOWN for the GED ceremony!!” 😢

  • @nekad2000
    @nekad2000 2 місяці тому +41

    The best judgment of a person's character is how they respond to adversity. If you throw a tantrum, You're probably better off in prison.

    • @princessmocha9274
      @princessmocha9274 2 місяці тому +1

      facts! if he had any decency and actually took "full responsibility" for his crimes he'd be delighted to only get 1 year!

  • @johnnysfoods2024
    @johnnysfoods2024 2 місяці тому +11

    I freakin love this dude's commentary!! ❤ Awesome channel

  • @meghan7411
    @meghan7411 29 днів тому

    I have been lookingggg for the rest of this video !! So happy I found this channel 💁🏻‍♀️

  • @jacamper
    @jacamper 2 місяці тому +1

    You did him dirty with those zoom ins on his wobble lips 😂😂

  • @jodo7814
    @jodo7814 2 місяці тому +11

    Idk why this one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while. Got me laughing on break at work.
    Thanks for the smoke😂

    • @APPALACHIAN_MOTH
      @APPALACHIAN_MOTH 2 місяці тому

      Unrelated but a real funny one a guy is sitting in his car crying bc he walked in his grandmother's house and heard her moaning and pushed her bedroom door open thinking she fell and broke her hip.. She did not fall 😂 poor guy is legit traumatized from what grandma was doing.

  • @GrandNoobOSRS
    @GrandNoobOSRS 2 місяці тому +32

    I’d cry too, ain’t no way I’m getting Diddied with no baby oil on deck

    • @Beto9355.
      @Beto9355. 2 місяці тому +1

      🤣

    • @IanCorcoran-ib3ol
      @IanCorcoran-ib3ol 2 місяці тому

      Would you prefer if there was oil in deck? 😂😂😂

    • @GrandNoobOSRS
      @GrandNoobOSRS 2 місяці тому +2

      @@IanCorcoran-ib3ol absolutely, less pain cause I’m not made for lock up, I’m a jelly puff, ez 🎯

  • @jaytsigma
    @jaytsigma 2 місяці тому +5

    Dude That Was The Best Wake Up Smoke You Could Ever Ask For!👍👍😂😂😂😝😝

  • @feralkid1879
    @feralkid1879 2 місяці тому +1

    His face looks like he's fina break down bawling from the start. He didn't disappoint either.

  • @nicholasagnew2792
    @nicholasagnew2792 2 місяці тому +3

    "I think I saw someone in the corner for a second." hahaha...His lawyer "I understand you're disappointed..."? He isn't disappointed, his is melting down in record time before our eyes.

  • @BrandivaMcDark
    @BrandivaMcDark 2 місяці тому +23

    He got that "Please leave Britney (Spears) Alone😭" kinda look

    • @chris-qo1nt
      @chris-qo1nt 2 місяці тому

      The boys will love being in a cell with that guy

    • @lineialquantum
      @lineialquantum 2 місяці тому

      Ayoooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @skjeff3339
    @skjeff3339 2 місяці тому +9

    I watch these on my lunch break at work. Thankful I’m on the outside and not the one getting smoked ❗️

  • @waynegoddard4065
    @waynegoddard4065 2 місяці тому +24

    Where there's smoke. There's them tears.

  • @lemmy9996
    @lemmy9996 2 місяці тому +1

    Dudes got a SA charge, gets probation and then doesn't bother going to see his probation officer?? Fool!!!!!🙄🙄🙄

  • @dannigirl6374
    @dannigirl6374 Місяць тому +2

    His lawyer is like umm hell no I don't want to talk to him right now...He's freaking the fck out...I'll call is ass later...

  • @XCHADHIGGINSX
    @XCHADHIGGINSX 2 місяці тому +22

    The smoke is always so funny. 😂

    • @leightonlawrence8832
      @leightonlawrence8832 2 місяці тому +1

      I love how it pops up suddenly instead of gradually rising😂

  • @LarsUllits
    @LarsUllits 2 місяці тому +11

    When smoke gets in your eyes, tears come out!!!

  • @amyrobles4780
    @amyrobles4780 2 місяці тому +27

    Omg homeboy was freaking out. 😂

    • @IbriyGad
      @IbriyGad 2 місяці тому

      Im more concerned with how freaked out that 13yr old was when he was sexually assaulted.

    • @amyrobles4780
      @amyrobles4780 2 місяці тому

      @@IbriyGad exactly why I enjoyed watching his reaction. He will get his proper justice when he gets where he is going.

  • @lisatee100
    @lisatee100 Місяць тому

    Margaretaville shirt 😂😂😂😂😂 floored,when I seen the manbun I just knew🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrdedicated1690
    @mrdedicated1690 2 місяці тому +6

    Love the Chanel man….I haven’t laughed so hard in a minute 😂😂😭

  • @PrinceGonzo1010
    @PrinceGonzo1010 2 місяці тому +192

    This lawyer is doing his job 👏

    • @edwinbleau5334
      @edwinbleau5334 2 місяці тому +10

      Yep, doing the best he can. 👏

    • @louiswolff9382
      @louiswolff9382 2 місяці тому

      Fuck that, let that Pedo rot in prison, bet you wouldn’t be applauding if it was your 13 year old son he “attempted to penetrate” or would you be ok with that?

    • @andrew8168
      @andrew8168 2 місяці тому +16

      The lawyer is a true professional. Only so much you can do with a bad case.

    • @MajesticLawnGnome
      @MajesticLawnGnome 2 місяці тому +2

      Her

    • @likearitual
      @likearitual 2 місяці тому

      @@MajesticLawnGnomeno? Lol

  • @unchained3502
    @unchained3502 2 місяці тому +11

    Josh is the smoke detector 😂

  • @The..Dark..Knight
    @The..Dark..Knight 2 місяці тому +1

    Tells the judge "I was gonna turn myself in." but as soon as the judge orders that he actually do it, he has an epic meltdown.
    Well, he just showed us that he was just saying what he thought the court wanted to hear. To ACTUALLY do it...Not so much.

  • @ssjfroku
    @ssjfroku 2 місяці тому

    "The smoke is making his eyes burn!" Lol that had me rolling bro 😂

  • @patrickpatterson3239
    @patrickpatterson3239 2 місяці тому +8

    Mommy's paid lawyer didn't help...😂😂😂😂 Knew he was getting locked up for 2 years running and still CRIED.. WTF... NOBODY CARES HOW GOOD THEY LOOK ON THEIR BOOKING PHOTOS ANYMORE!!!!