I used to have a 30' boat that in today's dollars would be worth $350,000.00. I had a gf who I had to have put on a robe or change before docking it because she almost caused me to rack it up against the dock once or twice. One time she decided on that moment to start putting on suntan lotion....ARRRGH STOP IT lol One time a sales rep I knew brought his french gf down and they were both on the tanning pad on the bow.....we were just leaving the harbour and started putting lotion on each other. He was sitting in the seat across from me at the helm. I looked at him, he looked at me, OMG lol...He yelled out "stop that, you're going to cause an accident" hahahahah
@Andrew_koala I get what you're saying BUT your two comments are different, completely. One is personal, one is objective. In reality, they don't mean the same thing.
“Just a quick sidebar here are you in any way authorized to give raises?” I think my favorite part of Seinfeld is the way Jerry shot down the ludicrous ideas of George and Kramer. Pure poetry.
In reality, someone like Ada would probably be his boss. She offered good recommendations, managed expectations and was pivotal in producing good results. She’s more than qualified to just be a secretary. Well organized, efficient, and forward thinking folks like her generally climb the corporate ladder faster than folks like George.
@@steverogers7601 Dunno in what world you live in Sir, but the higher the position in a company the dumber the people who have those jobs. Competent people like Ada always get the job done and most of the times companies never recognize them. You see, corporate doesnt want bosses that can actually think for themselves, they just need people who follow orders without questions. Im 40 years old, in all the jobs I had I was overqualified and better at the job than my so called "superiors". I´ve never got promoted. My bosses always took credit for my work and didnt even gave me a raise or a thank you.
@@HyogasaintImagine being this ignorant. Even though it's not in a corporate setting, my sister is a secretary at an elementary school and she is recognized all the time for the work she does. So continue to spout your ignorant narrative.
When you realise the manager/ owner of the baseball team is voiced by Larry David it makes all these repeat viewings of the George baseball scenes so much funnier
I once worked in an office with a stunningly hot secretary for a short time. Her looks were so disruptive the owner had to let her go. Maybe she unintentionally caused problems in the office, but it was the only month in my 4 years at that company that I looked forward to work each and every day.
@@dusty975 Working in the healthcare field, I am fortunate to have a disproportionate number of attractive women to work with. But one in particular - she and I entered a patient's room - the female patient who was old enough to be our grandmother was flabbergasted. Her eyes and mouth flew open and for 10 seconds or more she couldn't speak. Then she said, "My GOD!! You're so beautiful! You're like a movie star." In fact, she was that beautiful. She was breathtaking. And her personality and humor were equally wonderful.
Clever?? 😑 That just proofs women have virtually NO skills in getting ahead accept doing the one things they say they hat red doing: Objectifying themselves. They’re the ultimate hypocrites
@@masternoob9673 She blew George and Steinbrenner. That's why she was earning more than her boss. Even if she was just a secretary. But yeah, I get your point. Some women get ahead selling seggs
@@lorrilewis2178 "women can look at a drop-dead gorgeous man and still keep herself together" it's clear you've never been around women who are around a drop-dead gorgeous man
@@jdsartre9520 I had a new gynecologist once whom I'd never met. He walked into the exam room and to my astonishment, HE WAS DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS. I found the situation incredibly funny, but I was only laughing on the inside and he never knew. I kept myself together.
"I'm looking at you, I can't even remember my name." Happened to me at work the other day! Go to the door with this woman and I swipe my keys at the security lock... instead of my ID card... 🤣
1:09 While I cannot tell exactly what time it is going by the window alone we can tell that George already broke Ada's rule about keeping Ada for a late night already.
@@guguiguguMorons endlessly repeating "Kavorka" and "gold" in the comments, even when it makes no sense, shows that Seinfeld could appeal to anyone from scholars to village idiots.
All three women are stunning and George couldn't fathom the fact that Ada was cunning and can be persuasive is beyond me.She might be moving up too fast in corporate world.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 If you look at George's resume, it's actually not that bad. He wrote a pilot that was aired - worked for the Yankees. The prison thing might be a problem though. But in all seriousness, I never understood why the pilot on NBC wasn't a bigger deal in subsequent seasons. I mean, just getting one on the air is a huge accomplishment. It's nothing to balk at...
'I'm looking at you, I can't even remember my name' We've all been there George.
I used to have a 30' boat that in today's dollars would be worth $350,000.00. I had a gf who I had to have put on a robe or change before docking it because she almost caused me to rack it up against the dock once or twice. One time she decided on that moment to start putting on suntan lotion....ARRRGH STOP IT lol
One time a sales rep I knew brought his french gf down and they were both on the tanning pad on the bow.....we were just leaving the harbour and started putting lotion on each other. He was sitting in the seat across from me at the helm. I looked at him, he looked at me, OMG lol...He yelled out "stop that, you're going to cause an accident" hahahahah
Only simps op. Only simps. Thd3 answer is no.
Why thank you!
Lol
@Andrew_koala I get what you're saying BUT your two comments are different, completely. One is personal, one is objective. In reality, they don't mean the same thing.
No not we only you. Don't be a simp.
I love how George is so honest about the women being too attractive to hire 😂
And he was very polite too!😂
@@scartee13 such a scholar lol
The show is all about unfiltered honesty, one aspect of what makes comedies funny.
@@rc.... that's why I love it so much hahahaah
Yeah, attractive women don't deserve to make a living. smh
“Just a quick sidebar here are you in any way authorized to give raises?” I think my favorite part of Seinfeld is the way Jerry shot down the ludicrous ideas of George and Kramer. Pure poetry.
So much funny about this show was achieved with 'the quick sidebar'.
She knows ALL of the Macintosh and IBM programs. All of them!
Well versed
At that time, possible!
Let's be honest, she deserved to make more than George
“ but she’s extremely attractive, she’s gorgeous and looking at her he can’t even remember her name “
In reality, someone like Ada would probably be his boss.
She offered good recommendations, managed expectations and was pivotal in producing good results. She’s more than qualified to just be a secretary.
Well organized, efficient, and forward thinking folks like her generally climb the corporate ladder faster than folks like George.
@@steverogers7601 Dunno in what world you live in Sir, but the higher the position in a company the dumber the people who have those jobs. Competent people like Ada always get the job done and most of the times companies never recognize them. You see, corporate doesnt want bosses that can actually think for themselves, they just need people who follow orders without questions. Im 40 years old, in all the jobs I had I was overqualified and better at the job than my so called "superiors". I´ve never got promoted. My bosses always took credit for my work and didnt even gave me a raise or a thank you.
@@HyogasaintImagine being this ignorant. Even though it's not in a corporate setting, my sister is a secretary at an elementary school and she is recognized all the time for the work she does. So continue to spout your ignorant narrative.
This woman is an assistant. She assists George. A secretary does work for the whole office or whatever.
That second red head is a heart stopper
I would have given up a lot to be her man:)
I think the first red head was hotter. :)
I would've given up red AND white meat to see her in a bra.
Sadly not credited on episode's IMDB page.
@@walden6272The first one wasnt a real redhead, just dyed.
When you realise the manager/ owner of the baseball team is voiced by Larry David it makes all these repeat viewings of the George baseball scenes so much funnier
Unless, you realized that 20 years ago.
I didn't know that. Thanks for that bit of information.
Actually.
I was thinking what's Bernie Sanders doing in Seinfeld? So I was pretty close lol
@@christopherbako I was gonna say that's silly no one knew who Larry Davids voice really was before curb but that started 23 years ago. Jesus
"I'm looking at you, I can't remember my name" is one of the funniest line in Seinfeld. LOL
And I just noticed ALL the applicants had red hair 😆 someone must've REALLY liked red heads in real life
I noticed that too. Btw, I'm a redhead.
Funny OP mentions this considering that George's mom is a redhead lmao
Who doesn’t have a thing for redheads is my question!
@@jakew7982 Indeed.
@@IGamingStation And so was that creepy doll that looked like her.
It's an old tradition in movies and TV shows: The actress who plays the "unattractive woman" is actually pretty attractive.
She potrayed very simple look which makes it much better
Not in this case
This is the exception
She definitely deserved that raise.
George got raise
She was think on the news radio show
It was definitely doable😂
WRONG! She EARNED that raise. "Deserve" is something to inherit
2:34 LMAO They way George grunts like that. My man is in utter ecstasy lol
Lol I heard it 😂
2:11 Jason Alexander is a genius
The hair on that first girl. 😘
She was really good looking actually. Very attractive
George: “Having a secretary is great, I can’t believe I didn’t have one before.”
Jerry: “Because you didn’t have a job?”
🤣🤣
George is pretty thick-skinned to regularly have all that abuse bounce of him
That actress is phenomenal!
the first one or the second?
I'm giving you a raise 🤣🤣🤣🤣
George is hilarious!!
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just a quick sidebar, are you in any way authorized to give raises?
Vicki Lewis is sooo funny. She was great in Newsradio and we got to see a lot of her there.
I thought Newsradio was a great show!
...and "Beth" was the exact opposite of her character here. 😂
dont forget home improvement "THE PRODUCER"
:) Hail Vicki Lewis!
And a cutie
She's a "marvel of organization" 😂
I just noticed that all three canidates have red hair lol
Because George still has an ego from being rejected from Vivian in pretty woman so he wants his own vivian
@@mariannecooper5178 He was always the arcvhvillian imo after that role
2:54 "I'm giving you a raise!!"😂😂
George - "Mr Steinbrenner, can I talk to you for a second?"
George - Yes yes George can you talk to me for a second, I'm a very accessible man."
That was so absurd, I actually laughed out loud
"What does that cost her, like two and a quarter?" "You know she'd be better off making a sandwich at home and bringing it in" 🤣
LOL! That first applicant...wow! Now I can't remember my name!
Her leg behind George in the Thumbnail picture tho. That's great editing Lol!
In the secretary’s defense she was full service so she definitely deserved the raise. They should have took the money out of George’s paychecks
Her face when she says. Ty I'm flattered..lol
Just Typical George. Mindlessly does something and regrets it 😂🙌🏻 Poor Susan had to take the brunt of it later
It is a TV show.
@@Kat.Evangeline14 Oh, really???
@@Kat.Evangeline14Yes, it is a TV show. Did you just realize that?
@@e32b61gonna go on a limb and say they were being sarcastic.
Lesson learned: Go for the stunningly hot secretary.
Yup, because George DID win a contest once.
@@davrogrz4542 he cheated
I once worked in an office with a stunningly hot secretary for a short time. Her looks were so disruptive the owner had to let her go. Maybe she unintentionally caused problems in the office, but it was the only month in my 4 years at that company that I looked forward to work each and every day.
@@dusty975 Working in the healthcare field, I am fortunate to have a disproportionate number of attractive women to work with. But one in particular - she and I entered a patient's room - the female patient who was old enough to be our grandmother was flabbergasted. Her eyes and mouth flew open and for 10 seconds or more she couldn't speak. Then she said, "My GOD!! You're so beautiful! You're like a movie star."
In fact, she was that beautiful. She was breathtaking. And her personality and humor were equally wonderful.
The funny thing when your secretary receive a higher raise than you 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm giving you a raise" is one of the great lines in the entire series.
George loves redheads 👩🏻🦰 I see 😂
Who doesn't? That fair skin with freckles, gives me chills. ;)
So let me get this straight. She negotiated her raise with George. Then went ahead and did the same with Mr Steinbrenner. Clever woman
Clever?? 😑 That just proofs women have virtually NO skills in getting ahead accept doing the one things they say they hat red doing: Objectifying themselves. They’re the ultimate hypocrites
@@masternoob9673 She blew George and Steinbrenner. That's why she was earning more than her boss. Even if she was just a secretary.
But yeah, I get your point. Some women get ahead selling seggs
They actually make a good couple, especially after her glowup
This secretary is great, much better and more efficient than the one they have down the street at WNYX.
I see what you did there! Maybe too subtle for the masses :)
A marvel of organization
Ah the thumbnail showing the secretary that he didn't hire. I see what you're doing.
I’M GIVING YOU A RAISE!!!
She got a raise alright😂
I don't think George not being able to focus on work would of been that big of an issue!
would *have
When I had a secretary, she was so knowledgeable I genuinely felt like she deserved $20k more than she was getting.
The second applicant is stunning.
She got her raise
She gave George a nice raise too.
The secretary became less efficient but more attractive at her later position at a local radio station.
She was great on news radio
I'd give that first applicant her own desk with an extra roomy nap area underneath.
3:17 after that line you can hear him break for a moment
A raise for a raise.
After hearing about her raises he could no longer get a raise around her 😂😂
Love George..Saying things that most of us guys would be thinking interviewing a beautiful woman
Some of you are really weak. A women can look at a drop-dead gorgeous man and still keep herself together.
@@lorrilewis2178 I said we are thinking not saying..Women on a whole are the same way..I know..Most of my friends are female
@@lorrilewis2178 tbf it's like comparing someone being thirsty who lives in wetlands vs the desert
@@lorrilewis2178 "women can look at a drop-dead gorgeous man and still keep herself together"
it's clear you've never been around women who are around a drop-dead gorgeous man
@@jdsartre9520 I had a new gynecologist once whom I'd never met. He walked into the exam room and to my astonishment, HE WAS DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS. I found the situation incredibly funny, but I was only laughing on the inside and he never knew. I kept myself together.
I wish I had a secretary like Ada!
I wish I had a secretary like you!
get a job first
The first one was amazing looking.
Same with getting a nanny.
Id say nanny is even worse since she is in your house.
Lmao I loved it when George explained he can't hired the other 2 woman and what I loved more about that, was that the woman understand
“OH MY GAWD!” now we know wat he meant. Fiery Red Haired……all around
She was basically the opposite of Jerry's assistant who kept asking him about every little detail, lol
I'm giving you a raise!!!!😂
She and George should've been together. One of the few that got along well with him AND was in his league.
Since I learnt that Steinberg is played by Larry David I imagine him doing the voice and it's even more hilarious
@@DrumAndDrumber whatever his surname is. I'm from Spain, have no idea how is it spelled
Steinbrenner
Me too. I imagine him and the hilarity factor goes way up
I had no idea!!!
Steinberg? /do you mean Steinbrenner?
"I'M GIVING YOU A RAISE"--- I can't stop laughing omg
Mister Co-Stanza. 😂
I love that this channel posts clips in the original aspect ratio. Someone tell Netflix.
2:30 george turns into a baboon 🤣
3:03 Jerry's face 🤣
That secretary was so good, I didn't notice Elaine missing.
Lol Im giving you a raise lol 🤣🤣🤣
In real life George would be sued.
Redheads are gorgeous!!
Yes we are.
Ada is the name of the first programmer ever. Makes sense that this Ada is efficient.
"I'm looking at you, I can't even remember my name."
Happened to me at work the other day!
Go to the door with this woman and I swipe my keys at the security lock... instead of my ID card... 🤣
1:09 While I cannot tell exactly what time it is going by the window alone we can tell that George already broke Ada's rule about keeping Ada for a late night already.
Secretary to the assistant to the traveling secretary
I’m giving you a raise! 😂
George, the caveman gene runs strong through his veins, one of the last true civilised cavemen🦍🦍
hes got the kavorka
@@guguiguguMorons endlessly repeating "Kavorka" and "gold" in the comments, even when it makes no sense, shows that Seinfeld could appeal to anyone from scholars to village idiots.
@@mobus1603 ok professor, it's time for your nap
I've witnessed this in corporate life. Some secretaries /PAs are so good you wonder why the guy is there at all.
And here I was, thinking that she was the one giving George a raise. Ba-dum-tsss! 🥁
(I'll see myself out.)
ahead of it's time
Gotta watch out for those red heads 😎
George was still angry he didn't get Vivian fron pretty woman so he decided he will get his own vivian
I tried this. Now the women want to sue me!
The second red-head interviewed is smokin hot!!!
🔥🔥🔥
Man,
If I was George, then I would have been happy for her.
Think about the loyalty?
The entire point of the Seinfeld Finale was, they were all terrible people at heart.
That's basically the show lol extremely petty people. And if I'm honest with myself, I identify with a lot of it 😂
@@MrErizid
Agreement.
It was always great to see George fail.
Cantstandya!
That's Gold Jerry
Gold.
@@MrErizid not just the finale dude that was the whole show lol
I'm giving you a RAISEEEEEE
Gotta hand it to George....he took advantage of many a situation.
Facts 💯
in retrospect, if he wanted someone he wasn't attracted to, he should've hired a bald woman
Honestly she seemed like a great fit for George. Both are completely impulsive and damaged they were made for each other.
All three women are stunning and George couldn't fathom the fact that Ada was cunning and can be persuasive is beyond me.She might be moving up too fast in corporate world.
Those first two women were extremely gorgeous, but Ada is attractive too.
MR. COOOSTANZA!!
she's not wrong about the pillow, you know
Almost the only situation when a male boss is proposing a raise for the secretary to his boss
"Well..... thank you, I'm flattered."
Her voice sounds remarkably like Amanda Bearse's, Marcy from Married With Children.
Apparently they can...😂😂😂
I forgot that they actually showed George working, and kind of competent at times.
George 👍😄🌟
George really stacked up a quality CV over the years
An undeserved one
@@lenawagenfuehr53 If you look at George's resume, it's actually not that bad. He wrote a pilot that was aired - worked for the Yankees. The prison thing might be a problem though. But in all seriousness, I never understood why the pilot on NBC wasn't a bigger deal in subsequent seasons. I mean, just getting one on the air is a huge accomplishment. It's nothing to balk at...
1:52 🤣🤣🤣🤪
Damn You George Costanza
Her skirts on Newsradio ... Always liked Vicki Lewis and her looks .
BEST! SHOW!! EVER!!!
Wait, so he wants to avoid a situation of sleeping with the hot secretary, but then sleeps with the less attractive one anyway?