Confessing your Sins to your Fitness Instructor
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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2022
- Confessing your Sins to your fitness instructor
#confession #fitnessinstructor #fitness #trainer
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Foil's acting in this sketch is top notch. His face makes him look like he's done something unspeakably terrible. Well done lads!
It really is, all those years studying architecture really paid off.
100% !!
He always looks so destitute in these types of sketches
BECAUSE HE DID
He really does this very well 🤩
Brilliant as ever. "Bless me personal trainer for I have sinned" should become a range of athleisure wear 😂 Love the lighting and framing in this sketch, very moody. Happy Thursday!
I would wear this
Thanks Anna! MERCH DROP
When the merch shop opens back up, here's hoping that's there. 🤞
I have a feeling that a lot more extra large will sell than medium.
I would totally wear it
As a catholic raised German I especially appreciated the ability to create an atmosphere that made me smell the mixture of candles, cleaning products and old wood 😮
😂
@Jared Haas back in my days to be an altar boy you needed to be male. As a girl I wasn't included in those activities.
The way Hog breaks down when he says "And I've only done nine!" So full of pathos and heart-break. Brilliant!
Heartbreak-Hog is a revelation, we know that at least since driving instructor Michael
I dont have a gym instructor, but if i did, i’m sure i’d be sent straight to gym hell…also known as crossfit. Haha. Pretty sure I got a good workout just from laughing. Brilliant sketch!
Well crossfit has a cross in itself. Quite fitting
I tried so hard to get the stations of the crossfit joke in there but couldn't
@@foilarmsandhog Stations of the CrossFit would have worked so well! But perhaps not everyone would have gotten the joke.
@@foilarmsandhog it's not crossfit, it's the Elitzabeth Workout
Trainer: Shakes?
Sinner: I can barely hold my phone
Trainer: PROTEIN, shakes?
I love how Foil is the confesser, he strikes as the last person to majorly cheat on a fitness plan. I mean, he bought the only healthy option in the airport in your patreon video ffs
I reckon he had to dig very deep to remember when he’d strayed. Maybe a packet of Tayto and the odd HobNob last Christmas
Yeah!! Though... Maybe he thinks since he cycles most days he's excluded..
Yes, that's definitely fair. He CHOSE that role!
Yes, but he's especially brilliant at looking upset, contrite, and/or guilty!
The silence after "with friends?" 😂😂😂 This is awesome, though it reminds me that I've been sinning all week 😭
We are all sinners
The stuffed crust pizza admission nearly broke the poor trainer... his pained face tho - haha brilliant.
I have sinned by watching this in the office at work, but I am unrepentant and watching it on ALL the platforms! Excellent work this week lads!
Thanks Squirrels!
me too, at lunchtime!
why is foil so good at looking like his life is falling apart?
That... is a good question...here's hoping Father Brah knows 🤔
It's definitely his special move
Nobody does stuff like that like Foil 👍
He has very high expectations of himself, I guess... then every little slip feels like personal failure ;p ThanksGod, he found a way how to turn it into something useful :)
One of the first FAH sketches I ever saw had Foil with his guns out, leaving me mistaken & totally baffled as to which one ‘Arms’ was.
Those entering this crazy world with this sketch won’t have that problem 😂
The natural order has been restored
There's been a lot of skin on show lately hasn't there! It's Thursday morning lads!!
@@Heleendje But it’s summer!😎☀️
this made me realise. that i have watched over a hundred videos on the channel (i counted) and yet. i never once bothered to figure out who is who. i still do not know
@@ineednotbe foil - blonde the first sinner arms - the trainer and hog the curly haired kid or second sinner
Not to undermine everyone else but Hog's acting is really good, how he's about to cry after confessing made me break even more
An eerily accurate reflection of the conversation I have in my head every time I eat an entire bag of chocolates in two work days. But come on, Father Trainer, burpees? I'm penitent, but I'm not THAT penitent.
Yeah, horrible penance
if it was three work days there'd be no burpees. But two?!
(/j)
Definitely not what I expected when I read something about a confession sketch on Patreon. But it's brilliant as usual! 👏 Even I feel guilty now 😂
Oh really? I thought it was obvious haha!
And don't worry, you'll get em next time... I think... I hope! 😁
Thanks Nicole, can't be giving you TOO many hints now
I feel a twinge of guilt myself. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤗🖖💕
@@foilarmsandhog true! And now I can confess that I read your diary entry but didn't have time to properly look up the post and the video of your awesome set designer, so I certainly missed a few hints 🙈😂
OMG, THIS IS BETTER THAN I'VE IMAGINED! *starts bowing down 'We are not worthy, we are not worthy.'*
We are, sister... we are ;))
I really love the reference to the brain on a hangover sketch! It's also personal for me trying to stick to diet and exercise every day! Extremely relatable sketch as always - Arms, you did it again! 🎉 Never worry about your productivity, it'll come through in the end! 👍😀
The priest’s double eye roll at Foil’s ‘the hangover’ at 1:15 was just too good!😂🤣
Watched this bit several times!
😑🙄
The faces! This is so brilliant. Perfectly captures the similarities between fitness/nutrition fanatics and religion - but without being mean. That's not easy to do. Great job.
“There’s a plan for everyone in the gym” LMAO
Ha! Such a weird premise but it's done incredibly well, massive well done lads. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
thanks Sophie, we kept saying how weird it was
Given that some people are almost religious about fitness I don't find it that weird. However, Foil, Arms & Hog definitely took it to the next level.
I can't stop giggling. This is one of the funniest one this year so far.
Thanks Sofia!
I can somehow clearly feel Arms' pain and Foil's guilt. Their acting is way too good.
Arms, you radiated disapproval so well 😂😂 Great sketch!
Thanks Jenny, just channeling that priest from school vibes
Actual confession I had today was the one with my dental hygienist where I had say I had not been flossing as regularly as I should have been.
Punishment was meted out via pickaxe, angle grinder, sander and firehose and Hoover (at least that is what the tools felt like 🦷⛏)
Never have I felt so much emotion over a guy not keeping up with his fitness routine.
"so you feel remorse?" "no, just the hangover"
“Any shakes?”
“I could hardly hold my phone.”
“Protein shakes...”
I confess that I had great expectations after all those teasers on Patreon….and you have exceeded them by far!👏🏻
I just so felt Foil‘s guilt!😂
Great sketch as always! Happy Thursday!🌞
Happy Thursday!!!
Foil does a great despair
I have 2 A level papers today so nothing could be better than starting my day with a sketch from you guys
Good luck with the A levels x
Best of luck!
Good luck!
Good luck...
I hope it went well!
Oof! Can a physiotherapist stand in for the personal trainer? It was so embarrassing to confess to her yesterday that I slipped off doing
exercises when I went on vacation to see the FAH show two weeks ago and hadn’t started them again. This sketch landed harder than it should have!😂
haha yes ABSOLUTELY.
Nobody does their physio exercises!
@@Heleendje Sure they do! For a day, or until the pain stops, because surely the physiotherapist isn't serious about continuing the exercises for the rest of your life, when it doesn't hurt any more, or at least, doesn't hurt as much as it used to!
@@Linnet09 I relate so much to this
I absolutely loved this one!! My late dad would’ve loved it too (as a personal trainer 😂)
Fantastic again, the lines about the shakes and the phone and the spinning congregation were 🤣🤣🤣 Looking forward to Edinburgh, I still have the Billie Jean earworm from the last time I saw you guys 🎵🎶 Loved Foil's delivery of the line when he talks about getting to the toilet, the pause and delivery were 👏👏👏
Fahntastic Statistic
FAH have a lot of Irish themed sketches but only 5 sketches in which they speak the Irish language. Four of them are part of the Ceol agus Ól series. They were made in the early years of the UA-cam sketches and they average on 146K views. The fifth one is a sketch we all know. It's 'When Irish people can't speak Irish'. It is their most watched video with almost 6 million views.
Maybe it's time for another sketch with Irish lads?
Maybe you're right Gemma
❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏
@@foilarmsandhog Gemma is definitely right! 😍❤️🔥
I barely understand anything, but watching Ceol agus Ól is like my guilty pleasure. Half the views might be mine. That incredible annoying open mouthed laughing has me in stitches every time. That old farmers laugh. Uncanny.
I want those guys back!
"work on your inner strength ...my core?" 😅😅😅😅you are brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣
Lads! Lads! Lads! Fab set dressing! And that felt kinda personal. Don’t tell us Foil ever strays from the true path of wholesomeness…
You will all be judged
@@foilarmsandhog Strong Sister Michael vibes
This sketch is brilliant!!! The set, the acting, your emotions. Loved it!!
Great work lads!!!
Oh my definitely not what I expected after seeing your hints on social media, but absolutely brilliant! 🔥🔥👏
Thanks Arie!
I'm sat here on the bus with coworkers sneakingly watching our new video because I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR THE WORLD. On our way now.😊
Safe travels! Cross that beautiful bridge!
Oh Jaysus that sounds like I'm telling you to die. No no guys I mean an actual bridge... She sent me pictures.... I'M NOT THAT MEAN I SWEAR
@@SamFHntha I can confirm this. Sam would never be mean to me.🤗
How did you guys manage to perfectly portray my relationship with my diet app? I feel attacked 😂
They should definitely make this sketch
You guys are AMAZING! You are a tonic for the sadness in these dark times. I wonder how you come up with these awesomely unique ideas! Lots of love from India ❤
Love this sketch! The expressions from both of you are great throughout Foil's description of his 'shameful' weekend, especially the pizza details :D. Thank you!
By the way, please don't stress too much about the new show! I'm sure it'll be great, and that you'll improve it once you start performing it like you always do!
Thanks so much
Very impressed by all the serious looks. It must be difficult to look so grave while wearing a bright red headband and a tanktop, good job Arms!
Love the sketch! Who came up with the idea?
I wanna know too because it's SO weird 😂
Thanks Imke, it's originally Foils script, but it's changed so many times at this point, it barely resembles the original!
I knew this would be good! Arms you’re a very convincing priest/personal trainer
haha, the lads were joking, I've played so many priests at this stage
@@foilarmsandhog a very niche skill you have mastered, well done
A priest article is called for 😝
@@Heleendje yes please !
@@theonlyenekoeneko eventually 😰
"is that even enough to get to the toilet?!"
"not really"
gold
I feel a bit called out, I am preparing for some exams and I am in high speed snacking mode :-). LOVED this sketch (I do love them all really, but this will be my new favourite - for at least a week)
You gotta do what you gotta do!
I love this one ( I love them all ) but there were so many good jokes here and the acting was superb, the expressions on Arms face were something else, it was great 😅😅❤
*Spectacular* acting all around, and excellent use of set and lighting to create atmosphere! 👏 (That was a glorious "Doomdah" too!). I felt shame and guilt just watching these guys - luckily there were many jokes to lighten the mood! The pizza and "shakes" questions, a (fitness) plan for everyone, and Hog's character cheating (on) his workout partner were all especially good! This sketch reminds me of "How Your Body Reacts to a Hangover" - maybe it's the same character, viewed from the outside this time? 🤔
You guys are brilliant!! I just signed up to the gym again last month and this feels so real! I'm your fan! I know you won't come to Spain any time soon, but one day I'll see you live! I know it!
I've decided to abandon this religion a long time ago... It's too hard to live your life following such strict rules and commands 😂😂😂 Great video guys!
Probably for the best
@@foilarmsandhog you’re wrong, watch Jordan Peterson vs Sam Harris to see the power of religion (done right). God bless
"Yes, trainer."
"Spinning congregation."
🤣
The closest thing to a trainer I've got, are the noisy neighbors who are ready to remind me how many days I've missed my morning routine. They are effective, though. Almost makes me wish I had a confessional instead of having my sins yelled across the park.
Best yet?
Love the lighting in this one.
Thanks ✨✨
What a brilliant sketch. Wonderfully written and delivered. Absolutely love it😂
I'd probably spent a lot of time in confession, too...😅
Have a wonderful day.
Thanks Emily! Glad you enjoyed it
Me too... but for a different reason 0;]]]
Brilliant as always 😂
'6 or 7, is that enough to get to the toilet?' 😂
Ha ha love it! Foil is looking for forgiveness this time whereas in Gym Instructor sketch he was asking for motivation. Thank you so much for adding a 2nd show to Vancouver! 😃 See you in Nov!
Definitely didn't expect that 😂 it's different in the best way. Great work 👏
Thanks Karina!
Foils guilt can be felt through the screen. I feel that it is beyond acting and he has a guilty conscience about something.
That "any shakes" part was brilliant 🤣
thank you for existing! your are gems
Well done Hoglet, if you directed this one. Hope you liked the Guitar accessories and battery (after our previous conversation in Vicar Street.) Arms I'm on the road and my new next door neighbour happens to work in the nearby gym and he knows my personal trainer, the problem that I have is not getting regular breaks or having the healthiest meal choices and my paranoia will always suspect that my new neighbour is reporting back to my personal trainer that I'm getting unfit and then I'll be put through the marshes by Jack. Jack is a retired professional footballer so I train as the footballers would, under normal circumstances but because I'm touring, I'm also cheating. Not good.
Best of luck with it all
watching this while listening to my coworkers whine about their gym memberships is pure poetry. cheers!
Absolutely love this sketch! 😁
Haven’t gone to the gym in weeks because I keep putting it off, who knows what my gym instructor will say when I finally go back 😅😂
You'll be judged. Not at 6 weeks. today. every day. judged. Get off the couch! my show is on and i have a hot freshly delivered pizza to eat.
will they remember you at this stage? lol
@@michellebyrom6551 probably not at this stage 😂😂
Great cinematography! The lighting is really well done. And its super funny
Thanks!
"Anything you say will not be shared... On Instagram" 🤣🤣 while we're watching it shared across the world!
Technically it was live streamed...
This is clearly UA-cam, not Instagram!
Brilliant as always! Came here to watch this here after watching few times on Facebook, just watched an advertisement before the video about fast food delivery, pizzas and everything 😂😂
I was dead at "any shakes"
Lovely... I did not expect such soft approach from the PT!?... not after seeing the cover picture!! ;) Arms and Hog must have experienced some fine priests in their lives 'cause they act quality when it comes to confessors :)
WOW! Mind blown at how well this worked 😂 Absolutely awesome, guys! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Thanks Annie!
Wow, this was even better than I expected after being spoiled by your lovely teasers on Patreon and elsewhere! I liked the feeling of density I got from your seriousness in the acting, the lighting, etc.. Great job! Oh, and a nice melodic Doomdah - making the very best of a sliiightly off start, eh? 😋
Takes a while to all get on the same page haha
@@foilarmsandhog I knew a music teacher / conductor who used to say, when we were finally playing in tune: That was perfect, you just have to do it backwards now!
you should hear it live. The vibrations from it in your chest are quite a surprise. If they weren't half so funny, they could have a serious music career.
Please don't. The music is a nice bonus.
Oh, I knew I was going to love this when you showed those teasers 😍😍
Brilliant, lads!
The close ups were great shots too.
This week's sketch went straight to my core. Guilty, guilty, guilty! 😅😅
GUILTY!!!
Lads can you do a remake of Father Ted? Arms as Ted, Foil as Dougal and Hog as the drunk old priest!
Why is this such an eternal struggle? The mind and the mouth
“Thin crust?” 😂😂😂😭😭🤣🤣
Excellent!!! Can't wait to see the new show!
Hope it comes together!
I love this!!!!! I cant wait to see you guys in November! This is such a brilliant sketch!
Ok, I know you were in Toronto before; but I didn't know you existed then. Please come back to Toronto! Vancouver's too far to go to see one show...
I knew this was going to be a good one by the amount of bonus content it got 😂 you boys must be really pleased with this one, as well you should be!! 😂😂💪🏼
Another solid one! Thank you for the content.
- I know I feel terrible..
- well that's good, you feel remorse.
- no it's the hangover 😂
Another brilliant sketch lads, thanks for the laughs! (Looking good Arms!)
Thanks Elisabeth, I'm stealing Foil's costume
It’s funny how the costumes rotate between you guys! Reminds me of a friend circle of 14 year old girls!😂
🤣🤣🤣 This is so well spotted on guys!!!!! Seriously!! His face.. yeah, no mercy in a fitness instructor's heart!!
I feel exactly like I’ve been called out by myself for not working out! Very funny sketch! Xx
😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant again lads. Very clever and inventive sketch, no doubt coming from personal experience!
The stopwatch haha.. "I could barely hold my phone" line was quality 😂😂😂
Fantastic as always, Thanks guys.
This is THE BEST! Swap beer and chips for icecream and pastries and you have Tuesday night with my PT. I have been calling Sunday sessions at the Running Room church for years
I used to be a trainer. This Is EXACTLY how it is.
You guys are brilliant!
Absolutely brilliant as always :D
Well done lads, one of your best ones ever, this one.
THIS IS ONE OF YOUR BEST VIDEOS BY FAAAAR 😂😂😂😂😂 I am laughing so hard, gonna show to eeeeveryone!!
Well played lads! I have shared it with my various fitness folks.
Bhahaha thats genius lads 🤣🤣 that stash of sketchs is full of some gems! Can tell you had great fun with this one
Really clever and funny, thank you so much! I'd love to see the out takes
Even after the patreon posts, this comes as a huge surprise! Brilliant sketch! Love the set :)
Really? I thought a few had guessed it. Good, glad there was a suprise!
@@foilarmsandhog it's all the clever lines and brilliant acting that make it a surprise, even if we guessed the general topic of the sketch ;)
It's almost dinner time here, and for some reason, I now feel like pizza!!! Thanks guys!!! 🤣
This was painfully relatable!!
Yeah, why not go for it
Excellent! As always.
The content is getting better and better
Epic! I just came back to the gym last week and already feeling the struggles...😂😂😂😂
this is brilliant, loved it
The ACTING, lads!! 🤯🤩 Exceptional!
Thanks Annie!