the first time mum bought me beers for a party she gave me 3 mid strengths said i could only drink 2 and i had to space them out 2 hours apart, good thing i thought ahead i bought a halfie of bud to take with me 😂
@@matthewsmall759 yep im 16 and i can literally get a pound of bud or sleeve of carts (providing i have that kind of money) easier than i can get a single twisted tea
I remember doing this, except for some reason I thought I could convince them to get me a 4L bag of goon. After some negotiation, I ended up with 4 cruisers and 2 beers instead.
With my parents, my mum went haywire when I asked her, but my laid back army dad was like "Sure, I'll get you some of the god stuff. Start you out on some XXXX Golds while you're young."
"if everyone were jumping off a cliff you'd do that too." i mean how high is the cliff and how deep is the water or is there a bungy cord? i said that to my mom and she was like👁👄👁
Oh God, how many times have I heard the old if everyone jumped off a cliff or a bridge would you. Look your whole video and uploads always make my day thank you Liam keep it up please 🙏
Asking my parents was always going to be a waste of time. I'd have to hike a bit, but usually within 3 bottle shops some Indian fella would have sold me a a bottle of something lethal as a 14-18 y o
Always hated the "If your friends jumped off of a cliff, would you?" sentiment. Like no shit, there's an obvious discrepancy between having a few drinks and committing suicide. Chill
This is why im super happy my mom is my mom. Her reaction to this would most likely have been ok I'll buy you a bit but drink it slow and make sure to be drinking at least as much water. I can now buy alcohol myself and I never used this because I never had any friends that would be at a party but still. My moms awsome.
I remember my mum and dad buying my brother and sister 6 fuckin 500ml red bears for their parties at 16 and them getting me 4 beers for mine, quickly told them if they only got me 4 people would just shout me theirs and i'd be maggot by the time i got home, got more drinks from then on
"you do realise this is against the law" in croatia its legal for minors to consume alcohol its only illegal for minors to buy it, also my friends parents sometimes give them beers and alcohol but mine dont drink so fuck
My ma was always "do it in the house and its fine" until I actually did get drunk or high at home and got kicked out. Good job there ma, almost thirty with a solid drinking problem. Haven't used anything hard in nearly 8 years though
Parents love the "if everyone is jumping off a cliff, you'd do that too right?" comparison 😂😂😂😂😂
Once I said “well if everyone is doing it then it’s probably safe, so yeah” and got smacked around the head
I would check the depth first and then make a call based on the depth , exit points, swell and many more things
My parents preferred the "If everyone ran into a burning house would you?"
@@alekss.gorohovs5739 i had a stroke reading that 💀
It was always the bridge my mum would use but yeah it must be in the parents handguide 😂
"He's an alcoholic,he's got the shakes"😂
Darcys acting as the cashier of the liquor store where they got the drinks was truly incredible
Just shh
asking your parents to buy you drugs is your next video idea
Well I know my Mum much prefers me telling her I might take Molly for Nye (and appreciates my honesty) than smoking a meth pipe lmao
asking ur mum if she can pick ur meddy bud up 😂
Or a vape
You snorted all the Ket on the drive home dumbass
my mums best mate was my bud dealer for almost 2 years
The whole Cleetus thing is eerily similar to a kid I met called Raiden who was named after the video game character by a drunk Dad
was it his?
My mate was called cannon… like the pirate cannon. Apparently his dad was so nervous that day that he got absolutely smashed.
@@3rdrock yeah it was
Raiden from mortal kombat or metal gear
"if everyone were jumping off a cliff you'd do that too." We all had the same parents hey?
They all say that 😂
Every single one of his videos are facts
no I cant relate
@@StepUncle69not lil bro liking his own comment everyone else can 😂
Didn’t mean that to sound rude btw
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@@XuffyFn yes i liked my own comment who cares!!!
Lol this is too good 😂keep it up!
the first time mum bought me beers for a party she gave me 3 mid strengths said i could only drink 2 and i had to space them out 2 hours apart, good thing i thought ahead i bought a halfie of bud to take with me 😂
It’s easier to get bud then alcohol when ur that age
@@matthewsmall759 yep im 16 and i can literally get a pound of bud or sleeve of carts (providing i have that kind of money) easier than i can get a single twisted tea
I remember doing this, except for some reason I thought I could convince them to get me a 4L bag of goon. After some negotiation, I ended up with 4 cruisers and 2 beers instead.
Tried the same. Thought theyd like my thriftiness.
The way he cried “one beer” when it’s a seltzer
you always say mum and dad in that order ahah
bro I literally have this exact conversation word for word with my parents every time there's a party on lmaooooo
With my parents, my mum went haywire when I asked her, but my laid back army dad was like "Sure, I'll get you some of the god stuff. Start you out on some XXXX Golds while you're young."
Jesus Christ this is too funny 😂
ahh the good old "jump off a cliff" again ayyy, if had to deal with that countless times in my lifetime
This literally happened to me the other week, except I didn’t get any drinks 😂
Rip
imagine drinking
THE EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT MADE ME CHOKE IVE HEARD THAT SO MANY TIMES
I love how these videos have a funny line after you think it finished
That book thou lol 😂
This is possibly the most accurate video I have ever seen
The nice little plot twist at the end lmao
never EVER tell your parents "everybody is doing it"
"if everyone were jumping off a cliff you'd do that too." i mean how high is the cliff and how deep is the water or is there a bungy cord? i said that to my mom and she was like👁👄👁
Haha what a funny and original reply I wish I was half as witty as that
that book the dad was reading tho lol
1:00 “if everyone was jumping off a cliff would you do that too?” My Aussie parents have said this to me and it’s so annoying
Omg this is why I watch your videos lol 🤣
I love looking at dad Liam’s knee because it’s just in such beautiful focus
Oh God, how many times have I heard the old if everyone jumped off a cliff or a bridge would you. Look your whole video and uploads always make my day thank you Liam keep it up please 🙏
Liam’s acting as females is so good, I thought the dad was the mum.
Asking my parents was always going to be a waste of time. I'd have to hike a bit, but usually within 3 bottle shops some Indian fella would have sold me a a bottle of something lethal as a 14-18 y o
“Mom dad can you buy me alchahol?” “The fuck did you just ask us?” *belt buckle sounds*
The classic jumping off a cliff line hahaha i saw that coming xD
“Pull your weight” 😅 That’s the correct one.
Was the boy's name Clitus? Like short for Clitoris (also common name in Australia)?
This shit is crazy accurate 💀
Once I heard everyone is doing it I already what they gone say next🤣
The eakkk is so accurate you do this every time your parents say yes to something you want
"Playstation 2" lol
Lit asked my mum to get me a bottle of vodka for a party and she is fine with it 🤣
Imagine being under 18, massive L, you're a loser
hey liam love your vids. keep up the great work.
Already I know this is going 😂😂
Ahah these are hilarious mate you can’t miss
The funny thing is this literally happened abt 2 weeks ago for my sisters deb but instead our parents said yea
never fails to amuse us ahah!! i know its been uploaded for a minute!!
Bro the cliff one is so relatable
I hate when teachers and parents say “Jump off a cliff.”
There's only one beer left
bro has me dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
liam do you edit on premiere pro? xx
Banger as always
My parents were the exact opposite. Id ask for alcohol and my dad said it better be whiskey, rum or beer. If not, you might be a homosexual.
albury high? thats like 10 mins from my
house
I think it was aubrey high
Always hated the "If your friends jumped off of a cliff, would you?" sentiment. Like no shit, there's an obvious discrepancy between having a few drinks and committing suicide. Chill
This is why im super happy my mom is my mom. Her reaction to this would most likely have been ok I'll buy you a bit but drink it slow and make sure to be drinking at least as much water. I can now buy alcohol myself and I never used this because I never had any friends that would be at a party but still. My moms awsome.
bros name is cleatous 😂😂😂😂
Why the fk did you name me Cleetus 🤣
Please post more I love these vids
ive seen year 10s knock back 24 packs tf
Straight facts
Haha this is so funny, keep it up!!!
thank god the local indian bottle store use to sell me alcohol at 14
Do you want meth ?
This is literally me today
everyone else in the comments saying how funny he is
Me: the dads shirts from Peter Alexander I have the exact same one 💀🐌
Download love your vid’s they are the best keep up the good work
Dad and mum
Fr though
they make me take drinks
HAHA I cant wait to see this channel hit 1m this is the boom fr
I love Germany for the fact that you can buy beer and wine at the age of 16 🎉😂
u r a good man Cletus
That's the first time I've ever heard anyone say "Dad and Mum"
Lmao even he acknowledged it
Already you have me smiling seeing what the dad is reading....men who love bitches!!!!!
Just raid the garage fridge. Ya old boy wont remember whats in it anyway,
Even if ya have to suffer the old pig piss...its still grog....
Splendid documentary
my mum bought me 1L of vodka for a friends 17th birthday present. The only condition she had was that i paid for it
My dad would want to come that man be gettin lit
Love thissssss😂
bro why tf you sound do zesty when u doing the mum voice
I remember my mum and dad buying my brother and sister 6 fuckin 500ml red bears for their parties at 16 and them getting me 4 beers for mine, quickly told them if they only got me 4 people would just shout me theirs and i'd be maggot by the time i got home, got more drinks from then on
Lol proud to be Aussie
"you do realise this is against the law"
in croatia its legal for minors to consume alcohol its only illegal for minors to buy it, also my friends parents sometimes give them beers and alcohol but mine dont drink so fuck
I legit just go to with my parents and pick a 700ml Vodka or whiskey for a party and they dont question it aslong as i pay them after
i have the exact same red couch
My ma was always "do it in the house and its fine" until I actually did get drunk or high at home and got kicked out. Good job there ma, almost thirty with a solid drinking problem. Haven't used anything hard in nearly 8 years though
All parents be like:
Facts
Omg i have the pickle rick
Your at Albury my nan lives in Beechworth and I used to live there
Buy me drinks x
The first time asking is always the worst.
"Why men love bitches" book
The Book Name 😅
my older brother had an afterparty the other week and he said some chick wa babysitting him for 30 mins
The book name💀
YO I HAVE THAT EXACT RICK AND MORTY PILLOW
is that a peter alexander shirt?
Why is this so funny
are u moving to usA?
RU having ur tattoos removed??
Did you get a perm?