YEP EXACTLY WHAT I DO!!! My friends already kinda know anyway but once I say it.....they just stare and process for like 2 minutes then the bombardment of questions come flowing in!! But the excuse actually works!
#102: I have to watch every PTX video (including the Sing Off) ten times #103: I have to watch every PTX related video ten times #104: I have to watch every Superfruit video ten times
My mom called me right after I watched this, and after a few minutes into the conversation, I said, "Oh, sorry I gotta go um, cut my limbs off" "What?" "KAY BYYEEEE!"
My mom had just called me and she's like " Maddie did you get shrimp down your shirt because of Derrick? ( BTW MEH BROTHER ) ME- " no.... PPFT nah! Me in my mind - its still down my shirt .-. * guilt * My mom after we talk a few minutes " well mom, I gotta go run and oh, Is that my phone ringing? Oh I'm so sorry i gotta take this! Hello? Oh hi Mrs.Krimmer! Yeah I'm studying for my science test, Yeah.. Ok mkay bye. My mom - wut? Me- BYE GOTTA GO IM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH! *My mom stares at me while i run off to the dog park with my great dane. Then suddenly my mom hears my dog running in to the house wall when i throw the ball at the house and she runs in to it *
Jannette Frost xD Believe it or not i do ALOT of the ditching stuff to my mother or father or BESTIE ( + pranks >:3 I'm so boss ) xD nah I'm just retarded
Excuse #102 I'm kind of obsessed by these people who live far away from me and are kind of famous and are rediculously cute and it's consuming all my time
Miz Choco im bleeding to death #103: but i have to finish my ice cream and go get a tattoo after #104 i have to pick up my brother and then make out with my pillow #105 i have to go to the cookie shore and get wasted #106 but i dont want to go you suck #107 hahahahahaha no #108 hmmm how about no #109 no im going to see mich and pet there cat i dont have time to play with you #110 there 8 more ways XXDD
Friend: Hey you should totally come study physics with me Me: Sorry, I can't. I found land elves in my backyard and I must map their territory. Friend: Me: Friend: No seriously, dude. Physics. Me: BUT THE ELVES
My favourites: Mitch: I'm like three months pregnant. Mitch: I'm six months pregnant. Mitch: I'm nine months pregnant. Mitch: I'M HAVING A BABY! Mitch: I'm gay. Mitch: I'm like, SUPER gay. Mitch: I have to get breast implants. Mitch: I need a milkshake. And a boyfriend. Mitch: You're ugly. Scott: I'm sorry but I have to SUMMON SPIRITS. Scott: I'm a serial killer. Scott: I have to translate Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address into Parseltongue. Scott: NO!
Avi:"Hey guys you wanna hang out tonight?" Scott:"Sorry we have ptx reheasal tonight" Mitch:O_O Avi:"Oh okay later then" Scott:"C yaaa" Mitch:O_O"I am the only sane one right now"
Is it cruel that one time, to avoid my friend, I acted really scared and even started crying over the phone, got a steak and a butchers knife. Screamed out if pure terror as I dropped the phone abd started attacking the steak viciously before pretending to fall aswell then finally got my btother to pick up the phone and whisper "Hello Mia, watch your back" before hanging up. My mom told me she had a panick attack that night and fainted. Ah, Gotta love Sweden ;D
"I'm 3 months pregnant." "I'm 6 months pregnant." "I'm 9 months pregnant." "I've having a BABY!" "One day, I'm gonna have a baby." "And you will call her Mom."
"I've a date with Troye Sivan" "I'm dying" "I'm 3 months pregnant"..."I'm 6 months pregnant"..."I'm 9 months pregnant"..."I'm giving birth!" "I'm gay"..."I'm like SUUUPER gay" I love Scott but lemme just say MITCH IS ICONIC AND HE SLAYS. HARD.
"Oof, sorry, got a Pentatonix rehearsal." "But you're not... you're not IN Pentatonix." "....I have a Pentatonix rehearsal." "How can you have a Pentatonix rehearsal if you're NOT EVEN IN THE GROUP?" "I CAN'T GO I'M SORRY I HAVE A PENTATONIX REHEARSAL." "YOU DO NOT HAVE A PENTATONIX REHEARS-" "Yes I do, so therefore, can't join you soRRY" ...yeah I wish I could use that tho
My favorite one to use is "I just found a new UA-cam channel and I have to watch all the videos on it." My friends usually just abandon me at that point in a "whatever, she's a weirdo" kind of way.
Best quotes of the history of quotes, "I can't make it because u suck!" (Puts of middle finger) "I'm really gay" "I'm 3 months pregnant" "I'm 6 months pregnant" "I'm 9 months pregnant" "I'M HAVING A BABY!!!" 😂 XD OMG I love Mitch
"I'm gay" "I have to hug my parents" "I'm like SUPER gay!" "I have to watch every Beyonce video on youtube at least 3 times" "I'm not drunk enough" "I'm allergic to you" "NO!" "You're ugly" "Spongebob is on!!" 😂😂😂
Ahahaha the Croatia part was ingenious...the perfect excuse,mainly because if you tell your friends you're in Croatia they'll have no fucking clue what you're saying or where it is so it's perfect! (I'm from Croatia btw xD)
I USED THE BEYONCE ONE WITH MY FRIEND AND THIS IS HOW IT WENT. Her: Can you come over? Me: Sorry I have to watch every Beyonce video on youtube at least 3 times. Her: Okay you go gurl! Same tho
YOU GUYS! *robot hug from a distance*
awesome!!!!!
robot hug xD
Grace Helbig hi I never replied to a popular you tuber so hi
Grace Helbig btw lol 629 likes but like 2 replies
LOVE YOU 😜😁😘
Mitch isn't human. He's an angel.
Ikr lol
+Ruby Gonzales Nah, he's the devil. Haha!
He is. :-) 😇
I agree 110%😇
not just an angel. a SUPER AMAZING ANGEL
Mother: why won't you help me cook dinner?
Me: I'm three months pregnant.
Probably shouldn't have used that one ._.
I think I may have laughed a little too hard at your comment
hey! at least it wasn't your dad.
Hahahaha did you get in trouble?
Lol. I'm WAYY too awkward to actually do that :/ sorry. Can someone else do it and see the reaction? xD
Lmao I'm dying😂
I'm gay.
*His next turn*
I'm SUPER gay.
Sarah Carsen And then theres alsoI'm 3 months pregnantI'm 6 months pregnantI'm 9 months pregnantI'm having a baby!!
I mean, me😂
"I'm gay" ... "I'm like SSUUPPERRR gay"
THIS IS ACTUALLY ME!!! I've actually used this as a reason not to go to something.....is that bad?? XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA absolutely not. I literally use this and then just kind of look at the persons face as they're processing it :D
YEP EXACTLY WHAT I DO!!! My friends already kinda know anyway but once I say it.....they just stare and process for like 2 minutes then the bombardment of questions come flowing in!! But the excuse actually works!
OMG I know! It's like they completely forget what they were asking about!!
Lol the funny thing about that... I tried doing that but most off my male friends are gay but hey gay people are cool to be around anyways lol
i swear to god mitch looks different in every video
+Shazi Even though he does he is flawless every time!! I love him so much
kindra coleman what's wrong with liking someone? or him being gay for that matter?
+kindra coleman "opinion" ≠ "bigotry"; please consider that you are in fact being a bigot.
+The Secondary Aftermath omg that is so true! She is being a total bigot
+Anna Jones I don't think she knows what that means w/o google
"I saw a Matisse painting and now I can't stop being introspective." omg hahahaha
Heather Feather ASMR Superfruit is honered to have the best ASMRist comment on there videos... but no one noticed for 3 years :/
When Scott said no it made me realize how easy it was
IKR
I no right lol
Life lesson right there
I'm 3 months pregnant
I'm 6 months pregnant
I'm 9 months pregnant
I'M HAVING A BABY!
Really?
Congrats
"I'm pregnant".... "I'm 6 months pregnant".... I'm 9 months pregnant".... "I'm having a baby!"
You forgot I'm three months pregnant
Jayme Baldwin Uhh no, well kinda. The "I'm pregnant" never happened. Mitch started with I'm 3 months pregnant.
I have to feed Walter!
+Transformers1520 Wyatt
Juliette Catherine no it goes 3 6 9 lol
Sorry- I'm 3 months pregnant
I'm six months pregnant
I'm nine months pregnant
I'M HAVING A BABY!!
😂Ahaha Mitch
I was just going to comment that, THE EVOLUTION OF MITCH!
+Emma Borden I like your profile picture.
Vintagegirl 241 Thanks
Haha
Chloe E O
"I need a milkshake...and a boyfriend"
I love Mitch so much!!!!!!
Anyone who doesn't love Mitch has mental problems he's so adorable omg XD
Natalia Joana love your profile pic where did you find it?
Same mitch same
@@kat5031 I think it might be Hazel from a Rick Riordan series called Heroes of Olympus
i love how mitch gets more and more pregnant
MylesTheMeme 😂
i used the "i'm like suuuper gay" excuse and my friend replied with "well let's be super gay together"
wat
the
hell
Well Good Luck With ThAT :)
HORY SHEEEET
You guys are my favorite. Thanks for not being dead.
Thank YOU for not being dead
Same
#102: I have to watch every PTX video (including the Sing Off) ten times
#103: I have to watch every PTX related video ten times
#104: I have to watch every Superfruit video ten times
😂😂
literally me
*****
Ha ha. 😂😂😂
Brenna
😂
I have to like all of pentatonix and each member of pentstonix's tweets & instagram posts & UA-cam videos and watch all their videos and repeat 15x
Friend: Hey! Wanna hang out?
Me: Sorry I can't, I have a date with Troye Sivan.
Friend: Isn't he gay?
Me: I'm SUPER gay
Panics and hangs up phone.
Lol 😂😂
😂😂
My friend would first question the fact that he's TROYE SIVAN xD
Scott: I have to make papas frrriiitaaas
Mitch: Ayayayay!
Dying 😂😂😂
+Just Goob omg i fought i was the only one bwahahhahahahaahahaha one of the best schomiche moment ever
My mom called me right after I watched this, and after a few minutes into the conversation, I said,
"Oh, sorry I gotta go um, cut my limbs off"
"What?"
"KAY BYYEEEE!"
omg xD that is sooo funny!
My mom had just called me and she's like " Maddie did you get shrimp down your shirt because of Derrick? ( BTW MEH BROTHER )
ME- " no.... PPFT nah!
Me in my mind - its still down my shirt .-. * guilt *
My mom after we talk a few minutes
" well mom, I gotta go run and oh, Is that my phone ringing? Oh I'm so sorry i gotta take this! Hello? Oh hi Mrs.Krimmer! Yeah I'm studying for my science test, Yeah.. Ok mkay bye.
My mom - wut?
Me- BYE GOTTA GO IM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH!
*My mom stares at me while i run off to the dog park with my great dane. Then suddenly my mom hears my dog running in to the house wall when i throw the ball at the house and she runs in to it *
OMG xD to funny of stories!
Jannette Frost xD Believe it or not i do ALOT of the ditching stuff to my mother or father or BESTIE ( + pranks >:3 I'm so boss ) xD nah I'm just retarded
Bela Villanueva I am trying to perfect the "sumon the spirits"
10. I'm gay!
11. I have to hug my... parents
12. I'm like suuuper gay!
BEST WAY TO CASUALLY COME OUT EVER
AllThingsCubing you suck **flips off**
Micaela Wesley why do i suck
AllThingsCubing lol no Mitch said that I was just stating another line
Excuse #102
I'm kind of obsessed by these people who live far away from me and are kind of famous and are rediculously cute and it's consuming all my time
Same
So true...
Miz Choco im bleeding to death #103: but i have to finish my ice cream and go get a tattoo after #104 i have to pick up my brother and then make out with my pillow #105 i have to go to the cookie shore and get wasted #106 but i dont want to go you suck #107 hahahahahaha no #108 hmmm how about no #109 no im going to see mich and pet there cat i dont have time to play with you #110
there 8 more ways XXDD
azoth master lol what ya think XD
azoth master lol you just said my little brothers name "unique"
Friend: Hey you should totally come study physics with me
Me: Sorry, I can't. I found land elves in my backyard and I must map their territory.
Friend:
Me:
Friend: No seriously, dude. Physics.
Me: BUT THE ELVES
"I'm gay" "I'm like super gay" this is so relatable oh my
+Bridgitte Holecza I hear you!
Scott: we all have friends
Me: *laughs*
Me: *cries*
69 likes
I'm 3 months pregnant...
I'm 6 months pregnant...
I'm 9 months pregnant...
I'm having a baby!!
yes Mitch😂
Oh my gosh, "McDonalds's Breakfast ends in 10 minutes..." Oh, I do not miss 2014....ALL DAY BREAKFAST BABY
Same😂
+Caroline Gable In a way, that just makes the line even funnier
And now it’s gone again because Covid fucked everything up
Oh I'm sorry I can't I have to *demonic voice* summon spirits.
Friend:*calls mental hospital*
Meh: *flees the country and changes name to Jeff*
My name is Jeff
Get it
UA-cam WHATCH IT Yeah
UA-cam WHATCH IT I'm Jeff the killer who are you Jane the killer? (Scary voice of felling in love) XD I was the boy and u were the girl! XD
friend: Hey wanna hang out on Friday?
me: *generic excuse*
friend: Did you just say "generic excuse?"
My favourites:
Mitch: I'm like three months pregnant.
Mitch: I'm six months pregnant.
Mitch: I'm nine months pregnant.
Mitch: I'M HAVING A BABY!
Mitch: I'm gay.
Mitch: I'm like, SUPER gay.
Mitch: I have to get breast implants.
Mitch: I need a milkshake. And a boyfriend.
Mitch: You're ugly.
Scott: I'm sorry but I have to SUMMON SPIRITS.
Scott: I'm a serial killer.
Scott: I have to translate Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address into Parseltongue.
Scott: NO!
Mitch's beard. An unspoken time in Mitch's life.
Love his look in this vid!
Samantha Parris He looks soo freaking cute but no one seems to remember this time in his life!
How can he look so hot and so cute at the same time wtf it's usually one or the other
@@peacebaby8693 somehow mitch manages to do it
Mitch's pregnancy thing was perfect lol
'' I have to become a pokemon master" they predicted the future lmao
Watch Mitch when he says, "I'm not human." XD OMG MITCH!!!!
You should add, "I have to teach my cat how to speak parseltongue." Get it?
SparkleWorldFilms Also, "You're ugly" Mitch come on! Dat's not nice!
Iris Harry potter for life lol
'Everyone I touch dies!' Supernatural anyone?
*cries* yaass
+100firetiger yasssssssssss
+100firetiger MMMMMM YAAAAAAAAAAASSS *dies*
I thought it was from X-men
yes
"I have to grind my own toothpaste?"😂😂
Lexi Willey right when i read this that part came
I'm in CROATIA!
Rose LIFE i was like omg wow sAme
+Rose LIFE I live in Croatia.
+Rose LIFE I'm Croatian and fangirling
omg i live in Croatia
+Rose LIFE Me too :)
"I'm not drunk enough"
"I don't really like you"
"I'm dead"
Mitch is me😂
Tamara Hofbauer the weird thing is Mitch couldn't drink legally then
Me: I have a Pentatonix rehearsal.
Wait.
***** We'll all Sl*y the scene at the rehearsal!
***** I had a dream I was in it but only to get coffee for Mitch. HOW BAD IS MY SELF ESTEEM lol. xD
"uhm im not drunk enough"😂
Avi:"Hey guys you wanna hang out tonight?"
Scott:"Sorry we have ptx reheasal tonight"
Mitch:O_O
Avi:"Oh okay later then"
Scott:"C yaaa"
Mitch:O_O"I am the only sane one right now"
I was thinking more along the lines:
Avi: Hey let's go hang out
Mitch: Sorry I can't I'm gay
Avi: Uh yeah I know now come on
0:30, "...we all have friends..."
Ha, speak for yourself :/
This is me.
omg same
+►Bogia◄ i got deja vu reading that... 😳 scary
►Bogia◄ mine are behind the football field
You have one friend!
Im not drunk enough!
"Sorry, I'm allergic to avocados"
-Scott Hoying, 2014
My Favorite is... "I've found land elves in my backyard, and i must map their territory"
Yeah but seriosly it will dodo work. Ur freinds will defo not wanna go out with u once u tell them that!!!!
Yass
If I said that my friends would beluve me just b/c I bat shit crazy
Omg thanks I used them all and my friends said something like "I never want to see you again" so it worked! Thanks!:D
that might not be a good thing….
haAHAH
"Um, I need to watch every Superfruit video multiple times"...........
everyone I touch dies!! was that a supernatural reference???
HEY SUPERNATURAL FANDOM
Heyyyy
Sounds like an X-Men reference.
HEYY THERE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM
WAZZAAP
Mitch: I'm having a baby" "I'm not drunk enough" "I'm not human"
I am laughing with tears!! LMAO!!
My friend didn't quite believe me the 'I have a pentatonix rehearsal' one... lol I have no idea why
I randomly picked the "I'm gay" excuse. There were unforeseen complications, I do not recommend it.
at least you didn't say "I'm like suuper gay'"
3:53 I looked at Scott. 3:56 I then looked back at Mitch.
😂😂
Omg
It scared me. XD
" I found land elves in my backyard and I must map their tracks!! " I almost died of laughter
Is it cruel that one time, to avoid my friend, I acted really scared and even started crying over the phone, got a steak and a butchers knife. Screamed out if pure terror as I dropped the phone abd started attacking the steak viciously before pretending to fall aswell then finally got my btother to pick up the phone and whisper "Hello Mia, watch your back" before hanging up. My mom told me she had a panick attack that night and fainted.
Ah,
Gotta love Sweden ;D
jag älskar dig omg
Love ya too :3
That is awsome. ^0^
^ samma älskar dig också omg
nice trick! XD
I have to SUMMON THE SPIRITS
I need a milkshake... and a boyfriend
IM IN CROATIA
I am from croatia too 😁😁😁 gdje si susjed. Napokon sam našla nekog tko gleda superfruit a da je iz hrvatske.... Jesssss LOLOLOLOLO 😂😁😀😂😁😂😁😂😁
apolonija magdic omg kad je rekao hrvatska srce mi stade na trenutak xD
Gordana Batinić i meni isto... OMG... Nisam mogla vjerovati... Odakle si ti?
Nyla Bunsee hejoo hrvati
Mitch: "I need a milkshake. And a boyfriend."
Me: -cackling-
Mitch has an abundance of facial hair and Scott doesn't even have eyebrows and its all extremely amusing and i couldn't love both of you more.
I knew Mitch wasn't human!!! No human can sing so good like dat!
Right xD
EXACTLY!!! :P
"I have to translate Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address into parseltounge" .dead.
'everyone I touch dies'. I said that to my friend and he was like 'OmG let's meet right fucking now'. Suicidal friends smh.....
"I'm 3 months pregnant."
"I'm 6 months pregnant."
"I'm 9 months pregnant."
"I've having a BABY!"
"One day, I'm gonna have a baby."
"And you will call her Mom."
I can't hang out with you, I have to watch the new Superfruit video 100 times sorry bye
Mitch had me crying....lol
I will definitely be using, "I need a milkshake; and a boyfriend". 😂😂
"I've a date with Troye Sivan"
"I'm dying"
"I'm 3 months pregnant"..."I'm 6 months pregnant"..."I'm 9 months pregnant"..."I'm giving birth!"
"I'm gay"..."I'm like SUUUPER gay"
I love Scott but lemme just say MITCH IS ICONIC AND HE SLAYS. HARD.
Aiden Westron "I'm dying" was Scott's tho...
im gonna try to use all of these this year
Friend: Hey dude, want to hang out?
Me: Nah, I'm gay... I'm like SUPER gay.
Friend: I know.
._. Fuck
I tried using 30. And my friends called me out on ditching them.
I've literally been watching SUPERFRUIT for the past 2 1/2 hours
Same. Same.
I do that everyday of my life ;-;
Honestly same I’m on a Superfruit video binge at the moment
I'm 3 months pregnant
I'm 6 months pregnant
I'm 9 months pregnant
I'm having a baby!!
We can all totally use that Pentatonix rehearsal excuse, thanks guys :'D
"Oof, sorry, got a Pentatonix rehearsal." "But you're not... you're not IN Pentatonix." "....I have a Pentatonix rehearsal." "How can you have a Pentatonix rehearsal if you're NOT EVEN IN THE GROUP?" "I CAN'T GO I'M SORRY I HAVE A PENTATONIX REHEARSAL." "YOU DO NOT HAVE A PENTATONIX REHEARS-" "Yes I do, so therefore, can't join you soRRY"
...yeah I wish I could use that tho
I think "Best Two Human Beings To Ever Exist" is too much of an understatement.
"I’ m not human..." -Mitch
No you’re not....... you are an ANGEL Mitch
He and Castiel are good friends.
Valerie Krueger I need this fanfic written now. Especially Cas getting all miffed when Mitch tries to flirt with Dean
***** LOL XD
"I have to teach Lorde to stop twitching" HAHAHA
Mitch: "Troye Sivaaann" Me: " WAIT WHAT WHERE?"
honestly, same!
Whenever someone says they don't like Superfruit but they still want to hang out with me:
1:24
when you're trying to watch this while studying with you're parents in the same room. the struggle is real.
I'm gonna cry. How was this 7 years ago 😭 Still one of the best things I've ever seen. I love them so much 💕
Instead of actually saying any of these, can I just sit my friend down and get them to watch this video while I run away and hide?
Sorry I can't go I'm gay.
that's what I thought. also my friends would be like "yea we know let's go"
That one killed me and the "I'm like REALLY gay" XDDD
Favorites: "I'm gay" "I'm like SUPER gay" "I have to summon the spirits" "I'm not drunk enough" "I'm allergic to you"
My favorite one to use is "I just found a new UA-cam channel and I have to watch all the videos on it." My friends usually just abandon me at that point in a "whatever, she's a weirdo" kind of way.
The struggle is REAL! Haha
It will take a while to translate Parseltongue unless you speak it so...
That'll work.
"I'm frozen" "Do you want to build a snowman?"
Oh im especially going to use the one "I'm going to a Pentatonix rehearsal" lol
i did and my friend believed me. no lie
CANNOT stop watching this. Seriously. SEND HELP.
Wait no don't I love it
Im frozen ... Do you want to build a snowman
Best quotes of the history of quotes, "I can't make it because u suck!" (Puts of middle finger) "I'm really gay" "I'm 3 months pregnant" "I'm 6 months pregnant" "I'm 9 months pregnant" "I'M HAVING A BABY!!!" 😂 XD OMG I love Mitch
Mitch is right he isn't human he's an angel
"I'm 3 months pregnant." "I'm 6 months pregnant." "I'm 9 months pregnant." "I'M HAVING A BABY." I will always use this.
You both sing like angels!
Being a Croatian, I love that #35 excuse was "I'm in Croatia". Haha, awesome.
"I'm gay"
"I have to hug my parents"
"I'm like SUPER gay!"
"I have to watch every Beyonce video on youtube at least 3 times"
"I'm not drunk enough"
"I'm allergic to you"
"NO!"
"You're ugly"
"Spongebob is on!!"
😂😂😂
"I have to summon the spirits" LMAO
Ahahaha the Croatia part was ingenious...the perfect excuse,mainly because if you tell your friends you're in Croatia they'll have no fucking clue what you're saying or where it is so it's perfect! (I'm from Croatia btw xD)
Hahah same ;) lol
Ayyyy
Haha same lolll
Me too. They will probably think you're in some kind of dance club.
Same here :P
Mitch looks handsome here.
Mitch looks handsome everywhere :3
awakened_link here? he is always on point
He has always been handsome and hot is a better word
"I'm not drunk enough." I actually use this one.
Yeah, I'll totally be using these. Totally.
If I had friends....
I'll be your friend :)
is it bad how much i use 39?
Boy, you aint alone. I am obsessed with Artemis Fowl, so dont even get me started on any type of elves
michaela bidon lol I'm a girl...
i need to use that one I've used all of them besides 39 😂😂
AnimeDweeb AJ I've used 41, 49, 62, 64, 68, 70, 77, 80, 82, 83, 86, 87, 88, 91, 95, 97 to much
I USED THE BEYONCE ONE WITH MY FRIEND AND THIS IS HOW IT WENT.
Her: Can you come over?
Me: Sorry I have to watch every Beyonce video on youtube at least 3 times.
Her: Okay you go gurl! Same tho
it started out legit and then i just started laughing un-controllabley XD