I think Ciaran should wear a green t-shirt so he can be an amusing stat wars floating head. THINK OF THE HIGH JINKS AND LOLS THAT COULD BE HAD. Especially if his head was in a jar.
#StatWars General Knowledge: Name 3 of the last 5 18th-placed bundesliga sides. Answer: Nürnberg, Köln, Darmstadt, Hannover, Paderborn Hot Potato: Name every player to finish top 2 in goals scored at a world cup since 1986 Answer: Lineker, Maradona, Schillaci, Skuhravy, Stoichkov, Salenko, Suker, Batistuta, Vieri, Rivaldo, Klose, Crespo, Maxi Rodriguez, Henry, Zidane, Podolski, Torres, Villa, Forlan, Sneijder, Müller, Higuain, Vittek, James Rodriguez, Kane, Lukaku, Mbappe, Griezmann, Ronaldo, Cheryshev
#Round1 #WhoAmI #Andre 1) I have played with Andre Schurrle, Andre Onana and Carlos Bacca. 2) I was a part of the losing side of the 2018 Europa League Final. 3) Since 2017, I have played 21 times for Cameroon, scoring two goals. Answer: André-Frank Zambo-Anguissa
#StatWars Who am I? 3 points - I have played with Ian Rush, John Barnes, and Santi Cazorla. 2 points - I was a part of the Milan side that lost to Liverpool in the 2005 Champions League final. 1 point - I am Denmark’s joint all-time top scorer, with a total 52 goals in 112 games. Answer: Jon Dahl Tomasson (Both Rush & Barnes at Newcastle, and Cazorla at Villarreal)
#statwars Who am I? 3 points: I have played with Didier Drogba, Samuel Eto’o, Edison Cavani and Krzysztof Piątek 2 points: I was apart of the Inter Milan squad that won the treble and even started in their champions league final victory 1 point: In 103 appearances I have scored 33 goals for the Macedonia national football team Answer: Goran Pandev #statwars hot potato round Can you name the top 12 transfers signings by English premier league clubs outside the top 6? Answer: Gylfi Sigurdsson, Joelinton, Youri Tielemans, Sébastien Haller, Richarlison, Raúl Jiménez, Felipe Anderson, Romelu Lukaku, Ayoze Perez, Christian Benteke, Islam Slimani and Yerry Mina
Who is the only club in Premier League history to keep at least 20 clean sheets in a league season but still end up with a negative goal difference? Leeds United (1996/97)
#StatWars - general trivia 3 points: I have played with Dimitri Payet, Joleon Lescott and Andros Townsend 2 points: I have been relegated twice from the premier league with 2 different sides 1 point: My older brother moved to the Premier league in the same year as me Answer: Jordan Ayew
#STATWARS How many players in Liverpool and Tottenham are captain of their national team but not their club? 7 - VVD, Kane, Robertson, Son, Mane, Keita, Wanyama, Aurier
Obaseki blew it big time. Joe said both China & Korea (though maybe he could have specified the latter), and Obaseki counted neither... Also, I'm pretty sure I wrote China as one of the answers, let me research it...
PhilipTheBigOne at first I thought they had not counted Korea because he didn’t specify but when they denied him China it was obvious they literally had no idea
So Joe & Dougie had 11 correct answers in that Hot Potato & 11 were supposedly "left out", which doesn't make sense. Both China & Canada are missing, I don't know why...
@@MrLamelaLP It was fucking shambolic. And like, if it was Thailand or Jamaica, who gives a fuck, but China & Canada are top tier teams in women's football!!
Who Am I 3 points: I’ve played with Wilfred Ndidi, Felipe Anderson & Dusan Tadic 2 points: I was born in Spain, but play internationally for another nation 1 point: I won Best Midfielder at the inaugural Serie A Awards last season Answer: Sergej Milinkovic Savic
#StatWars 5 premier league players have registered 4 assists in one match, name 3 of them. Santi Cazorla Adebayor Cesc Fabregas Bergkamp Jose Antonio reyes
#STATWARS Hot Potato Name all the players to have scored 10 or more goals in the 18/19 Bundesliga season: R. Lewandowski P. Alacacer A. Kramaric K. Havertz L. Jovic M. Reus W. Weghorst I. Belfodil T. Werner S. Haller Y. Poulsen J-P. Mateta K. Volland A. Plea J. Sancho M. Kruse O. Duda A. Finnbogason B. Raman D. Lukebakio N. Petersen S. Gnabry T. Hazard V. Ibisevic
#statwars who am i? 3 points: i have played with douglas costa, carlos tevez, javier mascherano and loic remy 2 points: i have won 16 trophies for 4 different clubs and my home nation (brazil). 1 points: in 2013 i was linked with a moved to liverpool, had a medical at spurs but ended up signing for chelsea. answer: willian
Who am I? 3 points - I have played with Shearer, Zidane and Raul. 2 points- I've won the champions league and the world cup. 1 point - One of my best mates is Gavin Harris. Answer: Santiago Munez, the GOAT
#STATWARS:Who Am I 3 Points: I have played with Lars Bender, Rafael Van der Vaart and Christian Eriksen. 2 Points: I'm currently the captain of my national team for a Premier League 'Big 6'. 1 Points: I'm also currently the most expensive Asian player in football history. Answer: Son Heung Min #STATWARS: WHO AM I 3 Points - I have played with Thierry Henry, Wayne Rooney and Diego 2 Points - I'm currently my countries all time top goal scorer with 50 goals. 1 Points - I have won two Premier League golden boot with two different club. Answer : Robin Van Persie
#StatWars - General trivia Shearer, Lampard & Gerrard are the top 3 scorers of penalty’s in the premier league, who is 4th on the list? Answer: Mark Noble
3 pts- I have played with Andy Caroll, Eden Hazard and Michy Batshuayi but not at Chelsea 2 pts- I was not named in Frances 2018 World Cup squad despite featuring in their starting line-up for the Euro 2016 final 1- pt I was named hammer of the year in 2016 Answer:Dimitri Payet
#statwars 3 points: I played with Robert Lewandowski, Jamie Vardy and Lucas Biglia 2 points: I played 61 games in the Premier League 1 point: I'm currently a Wisła Kraków player Answer: Marcin Wasilewski
#STATWARS WHO AM I 3 points: I have played with David Bentley,Aaron Ramsey,John O'Shea and Jamaal lascelles 2 points: I have played under steve mclaren and chris coleman 1 point: I have also played with Gareth Bale,Hurelho Gomes and Lewis Grabban Answer: Chris Gunter
#WhoamI? 3pts: I have played with Mahrez, Defoe, Walcott and Gary Taylor-Fletcher. 2pts: I have played for 7 different clubs and have also played for England. 1pt: I famously scored a 1 yard tap-in in my only England game. A: David Nugent
Little overboard on the mind games from Joe again but I'll let it slide, also agreed oba is not allowed to ref again. Finally #StatWars Round 1: How many goals did Ruud Van Nistelroy score in his final season at Manchester United? Garam alou: name every Dutch player to have played in the premier League since the 2000/01 season Who am i?: 3 points: I have played with Lucas Fabianski, Bojan and David Alaba 2 points: I've played under Pellegrini, Tony Pulis and Mark Hughes 1 point: this season I secured a move to the Chinese super league joining them from West ham. (Answer: Marko Arnautovic)
#StatWars Who am I? 3 points - I have played with Gabriel Heinze, Samuel Eto'o and David De Gea 2 points - I won the Premier League in 2016/17, playing every minute. 1 point - I am simply known as 'Dave' amogsnt my team mates. Answer - Azpilicueta Heinze at Marseille Eto'o at Chelsea De Gea for Spain
#statwars #whoamI 3 points :I've played with Kaka, Julian Draxler and Wesley Sneijder 2 points : I was an unused substitute in a World Cup final 1 point :I have a bitter rivalry with a fellow countryman Answer :Klaas Jan Huntlaar #statwars #whoamI
Who Am I 3 points: I have played with Arjen Robben, Andros Townsend and Georgino Wijnaldum 2 points: I have won the league in both England and the Netherlands 1 point: I have 100 caps for my home nation, South Korea Ji Sung Park
#statwars who am I Hint 1: I’ve played with Dani ceballos, adnan januzaj, and ruud van nistelroy Hint 2: I have 22 caps for my native country, scoring one goal. Hint 3: I recently moved to Real sociedad for 8 million euros. Answer: nacho monreal
#StatWars Who Am I? 3 Pts - I’ve played with Ashley Cole, Iheanacho, James Milner and Adebayor. 2 Pts - I’ve won 3 premier leagues 2 community shields and was on the PFA team of the year in 07-08 1 Pts - I have scored only 4 goals in my near 300 game career. Answer: Gael Clichy
Obaseki has had an absolute mare here 🤦♂️
China was part of the women's 2019 world cup
@@محمدفيصل-د5ج2د yh that's what I thought
Canada wasn’t even listed lost to Sweden in Rd of 16 lmao
Standard procedure. Sack him, promote Olivia ....
Honestly if i did half as bad at my job as Sam has just done at his, i would’ve been sacked before the end. Dumb ass
I have 48 caps for poland
Sam: Ernie Santiago
doesn't get any more Polish than that
Well, I don't think Emmanuel Olisadebe sounds more Polish than that 🙂
Ah, Ernie Santiago, such a common polish name.
Petition to have Samuel Obasecki always ref El Twatico and only El Twatico
Haider Alom deffo should be a thing. Absoltuly loads of shithauserie
Makes sense why the fd team aren’t a fan of sam 😂
Without a shadow of a doubt, the best Stat Wars episode of all time
incorrect
Patto v ciaran >>>
I think Ciaran should wear a green t-shirt so he can be an amusing stat wars floating head.
THINK OF THE HIGH JINKS AND LOLS THAT COULD BE HAD. Especially if his head was in a jar.
"LOLs" lmao
Who tf says lols at their big age
Kenzo Nkundwa I wasn’t hating I was laughing coz I’m pretty sure it’s a joke
@@andreaguinho2619its calm I was on about R C not you 😂😂
Kenzo Nkundwa same
Obaseki is like Zac in his early days the only difference is Zac got better and Oba is constantly getting worse.
I mean they have about half a brain between them 😂
Calm down Namish
I agree
UnknownGamer And Zac has all of it
can Ernie santiago play LB for man Utd ? Pls , I beg
I bet he could do a decent job there considering he's a bodybuilder
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Obaseki needs to be drinking a red bull before they record boost his reaction time
"Ernie Santiago" sounds 100% like those auto-generated player names in the earlier Championship Manager editions :)
Had tears in my eyes at Ernie Santiago. Put this episode straight into the Stat Wars classics vault
Before I watch this I bet theres alot of dougie getting pissed at joe and saying I'm in your head already at the 2nd question
Now I've seen it, obeseki what is going on, I got that last who am I in like 5 seconds, real easy
El Twatico is entertaining as always.Especially when the ref messed up and Ernie Santiago becomes a footballer
This was one of my favourite episodes ever... i laughed my ass out
16:57 Wtf?? That's the funniest moment in Stat Wars EVER!!😂😂
Between that and "Who the hell is on that team" we may have 2 of the funniest in one episode
BIG UP ERNIE SANTIAGO WITH HIS 48 CAPS FOR POLAND
obaseki gives zac a run for his money.. might have even overtaken him after this episode.. never thought that could be possible...
Bruh Dougie used the word quarantine in a sentence before the pandemic what a lad.
I still think about this ernie santiago moment regularly
And now we recently had the Gary Scholes sequel
To be fair to Sam Ernie Santiago is a common polish name
hahahahhaha
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Obaseki: Ernie Santiago
Obaseki has to ref every game from now on.
Name the first player to score five goals in a premier league game?
ErNie SanTiaGo
I still come back to this video, best stat wars ever
Dreadful performance from ref Obaseki, must have offers from the premier league by now
lol hahhaha
Who is the only player to score a hat trick in the premier league, all EFL divisions, the league cup, the fa cup and for his country.
Robert Earnshaw
Dougie said quarantined 4:45
#cancelcritchley
#StatWars
General Knowledge: Name 3 of the last 5 18th-placed bundesliga sides.
Answer: Nürnberg, Köln, Darmstadt, Hannover, Paderborn
Hot Potato: Name every player to finish top 2 in goals scored at a world cup since 1986
Answer: Lineker, Maradona, Schillaci, Skuhravy, Stoichkov, Salenko, Suker, Batistuta, Vieri, Rivaldo, Klose, Crespo, Maxi Rodriguez, Henry, Zidane, Podolski, Torres, Villa, Forlan, Sneijder, Müller, Higuain, Vittek, James Rodriguez, Kane, Lukaku, Mbappe, Griezmann, Ronaldo, Cheryshev
#Round1 #WhoAmI #Andre
1) I have played with Andre Schurrle, Andre Onana and Carlos Bacca.
2) I was a part of the losing side of the 2018 Europa League Final.
3) Since 2017, I have played 21 times for Cameroon, scoring two goals.
Answer: André-Frank Zambo-Anguissa
#StatWars
Who am I?
3 points - I have played with Ian Rush, John Barnes, and Santi Cazorla.
2 points - I was a part of the Milan side that lost to Liverpool in the 2005 Champions League final.
1 point - I am Denmark’s joint all-time top scorer, with a total 52 goals in 112 games.
Answer: Jon Dahl Tomasson
(Both Rush & Barnes at Newcastle, and Cazorla at Villarreal)
#statwars Who am I?
3 points: I have played with Didier Drogba, Samuel Eto’o, Edison Cavani and Krzysztof Piątek
2 points: I was apart of the Inter Milan squad that won the treble and even started in their champions league final victory
1 point: In 103 appearances I have scored 33 goals for the Macedonia national football team
Answer: Goran Pandev
#statwars hot potato round
Can you name the top 12 transfers signings by English premier league clubs outside the top 6?
Answer: Gylfi Sigurdsson, Joelinton, Youri Tielemans, Sébastien Haller, Richarlison, Raúl Jiménez, Felipe Anderson, Romelu Lukaku, Ayoze Perez, Christian Benteke, Islam Slimani and Yerry Mina
This match was the moment where the tables well and truly turned in the Ernie Santiago Derby😂
Who is the only club in Premier League history to keep at least 20 clean sheets in a league season but still end up with a negative goal difference?
Leeds United (1996/97)
That question has already been answered in a previous episode
Best episode of Stat Wars in a while because it's el twatico and Obaseki being a clown. 😂
Your name sounds polish too
I'll have you know that Ernie Santiago is the fastest milkman in the West of Poland and one hell of a goal keeper in his spare time
I miss this .. everyone fucking left 😢
7:14 Football Sam Goss Weekly for the 1049484th time
Obaseki is just there to look pretty. Don't make him use his brain!
Ernie Santiagoski
he’s an ugly fucker
The energy, the suspense, the f*cking ref. One of the most memorable Stat Wars ever made
Obaseki's refereeing licence should be revoked after that shambolic performance.
#StatWars
What premier league fixture holds the record for highest attendance?
Spurs v Arsenal (in Wembley)
Wrong, it's obviously Ernie Santiago
I searched for "Ernie Santiago Football Daily."
14:12 absolutely kills me😂😂😂😂this is one thing that Babb, whilst being the obvious GOAT, can‘t do
Name the 2 clubs who have had a player in every world cup final since 1982
Inter Milan and bayern munich
#StatWars - general trivia
3 points: I have played with Dimitri Payet, Joleon Lescott and Andros Townsend
2 points: I have been relegated twice from the premier league with 2 different sides
1 point: My older brother moved to the Premier league in the same year as me
Answer: Jordan Ayew
I wonder if Obaseki still has nightmares about this performance
#STATWARS
How many players in Liverpool and Tottenham are captain of their national team but not their club?
7 - VVD, Kane, Robertson, Son, Mane, Keita, Wanyama, Aurier
wanyama left
@@RobinCC24 not yet according to wiki
Aurier? You mean lloris
@@conorsmyth6954 lloris is captain of spurs
@@RobinCC24 the transfer fee has been agreed but he hasnt agreed personal terms with them yet so hes still a tottenham player at the moment
Who was the last team to defeat Liverpool at home in the league?
Answer: Crystal Palace
Plus the last team to defeat city arsenal and united at home as well
Joe was surprisingly chill in this one. Shame the refereeing was tragic.
China was in the women’s world cup... someone wasn’t awake whilst refereeing I reckon. Great watch as always!
Sam is the real MVP of the episode. Damn it was so fun to see Joe get so crazy xD
Name the top 3 finnish national team appearance makers:
Jari Litmanen
Sami Hyypiä
Jonatan Johansson
11:05 China did play in the Womens WC. How hard can that be to properly research?
Obaseki blew it big time. Joe said both China & Korea (though maybe he could have specified the latter), and Obaseki counted neither...
Also, I'm pretty sure I wrote China as one of the answers, let me research it...
PhilipTheBigOne at first I thought they had not counted Korea because he didn’t specify but when they denied him China it was obvious they literally had no idea
So Joe & Dougie had 11 correct answers in that Hot Potato & 11 were supposedly "left out", which doesn't make sense. Both China & Canada are missing, I don't know why...
@@MrLamelaLP It was fucking shambolic. And like, if it was Thailand or Jamaica, who gives a fuck, but China & Canada are top tier teams in women's football!!
By the way, I watched this before the "Ernie Santiago" gaffe. Seriously Sam, WTF??
What an absolutely fantastic episode, el twatico never fails to entertain!!
I have never ever laughed this hard at an EFD video before, my lord
Joe @17:30: "I KNEW IT WAS FABIANSKI!!!"
Joe @16:00: "It can't be... Fabianski?!?"
This is hands down the best stat wars episode ever!!!!!
Best thing Sam has done on the show 😂😂
Who Am I
3 points: I’ve played with Wilfred Ndidi, Felipe Anderson & Dusan Tadic
2 points: I was born in Spain, but play internationally for another nation
1 point: I won Best Midfielder at the inaugural Serie A Awards last season
Answer: Sergej Milinkovic Savic
#StatWars
Name the last player to win Player Of The Month playing for a newly promoted side.
A: Odion Ighalo - Watford (Dec 2015)
#StatWars
5 premier league players have registered 4 assists in one match, name 3 of them.
Santi Cazorla
Adebayor
Cesc Fabregas
Bergkamp
Jose Antonio reyes
Tadic when Southampton beat Sunderland 8-0?
#STATWARS
Hot Potato
Name all the players to have scored 10 or more goals in the 18/19 Bundesliga season:
R. Lewandowski
P. Alacacer
A. Kramaric
K. Havertz
L. Jovic
M. Reus
W. Weghorst
I. Belfodil
T. Werner
S. Haller
Y. Poulsen
J-P. Mateta
K. Volland
A. Plea
J. Sancho
M. Kruse
O. Duda
A. Finnbogason
B. Raman
D. Lukebakio
N. Petersen
S. Gnabry
T. Hazard
V. Ibisevic
#statwars who am i?
3 points: i have played with douglas costa, carlos tevez, javier mascherano and loic remy
2 points: i have won 16 trophies for 4 different clubs and my home nation (brazil).
1 points: in 2013 i was linked with a moved to liverpool, had a medical at spurs but ended up signing for chelsea.
answer: willian
ernest santiago?
You guys just got yourselves a follower, this was f*cking hilarious.
Who am I?
3 points -
I have played with Shearer, Zidane and Raul.
2 points-
I've won the champions league and the world cup.
1 point -
One of my best mates is Gavin Harris.
Answer: Santiago Munez, the GOAT
I need sam to be the ref for all the matches
#STATWARS:Who Am I
3 Points: I have played with Lars Bender, Rafael Van der Vaart and Christian Eriksen.
2 Points: I'm currently the captain of my national team for a Premier League 'Big 6'.
1 Points: I'm also currently the most expensive Asian player in football history.
Answer: Son Heung Min
#STATWARS: WHO AM I
3 Points - I have played with Thierry Henry, Wayne Rooney and Diego
2 Points - I'm currently my countries all time top goal scorer with 50 goals.
1 Points - I have won two Premier League golden boot with two different club.
Answer : Robin Van Persie
#StatWars - General trivia
Shearer, Lampard & Gerrard are the top 3 scorers of penalty’s in the premier league, who is 4th on the list?
Answer: Mark Noble
You should format a trivia show to the Chase, and have Van Straaten as the Chaser
Appreciate the use of the Quagmire toilet image 👍
3 pts- I have played with Andy Caroll, Eden Hazard and Michy Batshuayi but not at Chelsea
2 pts- I was not named in Frances 2018 World Cup squad despite featuring in their starting line-up for the Euro 2016 final
1- pt I was named hammer of the year in 2016
Answer:Dimitri Payet
#statwars
3 points: I played with Robert Lewandowski, Jamie Vardy and Lucas Biglia
2 points: I played 61 games in the Premier League
1 point: I'm currently a Wisła Kraków player
Answer: Marcin Wasilewski
Remember when the 3rd round in stat wars was just pat and Chris explaining a weird football story and a poll to decide who had the weirdest story won
OMG cheers for featuring me
#STATWARS WHO AM I
3 points: I have played with David Bentley,Aaron Ramsey,John O'Shea and Jamaal lascelles
2 points: I have played under steve mclaren and chris coleman
1 point: I have also played with Gareth Bale,Hurelho Gomes and Lewis Grabban
Answer: Chris Gunter
One of, if not the best episode of all time
#WhoamI?
3pts: I have played with Mahrez, Defoe, Walcott and Gary Taylor-Fletcher.
2pts: I have played for 7 different clubs and have also played for England.
1pt: I famously scored a 1 yard tap-in in my only England game.
A: David Nugent
Little overboard on the mind games from Joe again but I'll let it slide, also agreed oba is not allowed to ref again. Finally #StatWars
Round 1: How many goals did Ruud Van Nistelroy score in his final season at Manchester United?
Garam alou: name every Dutch player to have played in the premier League since the 2000/01 season
Who am i?: 3 points: I have played with Lucas Fabianski, Bojan and David Alaba
2 points: I've played under Pellegrini, Tony Pulis and Mark Hughes
1 point: this season I secured a move to the Chinese super league joining them from West ham.
(Answer: Marko Arnautovic)
#StatWars
Who am I?
3 points - I have played with Gabriel Heinze, Samuel Eto'o and David De Gea
2 points - I won the Premier League in 2016/17, playing every minute.
1 point - I am simply known as 'Dave' amogsnt my team mates.
Answer - Azpilicueta
Heinze at Marseille
Eto'o at Chelsea
De Gea for Spain
Kids say #ValverdeOut
Men say #ObasekiOut
Obaseki usually does my head in usually does my head in but this was tremendous 😂😂
#statwars #whoamI
3 points :I've played with Kaka, Julian Draxler and Wesley Sneijder
2 points : I was an unused substitute in a World Cup final
1 point :I have a bitter rivalry with a fellow countryman
Answer :Klaas Jan Huntlaar
#statwars #whoamI
Sam made me irrationally angry on this episode!
Ernie santiago 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This might be the best episode I've ever seen and the Ref my it even better
Who Am I
3 points: I have played with Arjen Robben, Andros Townsend and Georgino Wijnaldum
2 points: I have won the league in both England and the Netherlands
1 point: I have 100 caps for my home nation, South Korea
Ji Sung Park
Yoooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was worth the watch
El Twatico
#statwars who am I
Hint 1: I’ve played with Dani ceballos, adnan januzaj, and ruud van nistelroy
Hint 2: I have 22 caps for my native country, scoring one goal.
Hint 3: I recently moved to Real sociedad for 8 million euros.
Answer: nacho monreal
Joe with the McGregor Banter 🤣🤣🤣
I haven't watched this yet, but I hope ginger loses.
Who is in charge of this game?! How dense are they that it takes a week to see if it says yes or no
Who knew it would be a whole year without stat wars
What an absolute shambles of a game
#StatWars Who Am I?
3 Pts - I’ve played with Ashley Cole, Iheanacho, James Milner and Adebayor.
2 Pts - I’ve won 3 premier leagues 2 community shields and was on the PFA team of the year in 07-08
1 Pts - I have scored only 4 goals in my near 300 game career.
Answer: Gael Clichy
If a question doesn't make sense, don't use it
Ernie Santiago...
Obaseki's had a mare lmao
Obaseki has given us a classic
Round 1 Question:
Q: Who has scored the most competitive goals at the Emirates Stadium?
A: Robin van Persie
consecutive* ???
Rafael Santos nope, competitive. RvP has 64 goals at the Emirates
El Twatico, an accurate name for a derby between a mackem and a ‘man u fan’ from Exeter. Dunno who I want to lose more
Dougie, you didnt remember Lukakus substitute hattrick against Man United in one of Fergy's last matches?? Chokin in the El Twatico pressure?
The last time a ref did a blunder was the Italy vs South Korea ref and he got arrested. Watch your back, Sam
This is the best statwars episode ever. 🤣🤣