Sad that it's true. And it's always one of those damn computerized late models that will break down just because it drove too close to a dirt road and hit a pothole. Also, most modern country music is definitely trash anymore.
"Well I could mop you up with a biscuit and eat ya" a warm feeling and smile naturally overtakes my southern ass, as I'm reminded that there are still kind folks who love with a genuine love and care for one another.
I was gonna say bless your heart but I've just been informed that that's an insult by the southern side of the family😂 my Scandinavian ass can't keep up w their lingo😭🤣
@@SpookyscarySayge it's funny cause I was talking to my Finnish friend about this video. It isn't necessarily a super bad insult, because typically the person saying it isn't mad, just disappointed. It is basically a way of saying "I take pity on you, because you're going to have a hard life with how stupid you are."
@@SpookyscarySaygeI'm pretty sure this is a case of the phrase becoming ironic over time, like "there was no love lost" originally meaning at least two people still caring about each other after going separate ways, it started being parodied to say they never really cared in the first place and then forgetting to take the sentence as a whole like "I couldn't care less" turning into "I could care less". Because I could swear "bless your heart" used to mean adorable, and I think people started using it as a doublespeak polite way to say you need to be blessed for how cursed you are... The same way "I pray for you" is also being turned into a passive aggressive insult that means "you're a foul person"😅
One of my favorite things about being a Southerner is that you can come up with the most outlandish sounding analogy, and, so long as it relates to the conversation in the slightest, everyone else will know exactly what you mean. I reckon it’s just peachier than a Clanton cobbler in June.
I think about that all the time with spicy stuff like wasabi. Who ate something that acted exactly like poison in their mouth and was like “eh… I should keep trying it”
I'm rural Canadian but I was hoping I'd see this one mentioned. Never been to the southern states but it feels oddly familiar to the rural east coast up here.😊
@@Stringbean1138 That's more of an expression in the Appalachians, which are in the east - probably why it carried up to eastern Canada. More of an Eastern than Southern saying!
“Bear hunting with a switch”😆 That brought back memories when my sister and I would go with my Dad to visit my uncle in the nursing home. We would take him out for a cup of coffee. At the cafe a really large Southern gal waitress come up to take our order. My uncle sized her up and right there in front of her turned to my Dad and said, “She could go bear hunting with a switch!” I was shocked beyond belief. But she just smiled and took our order. Good times.
My father in law always says stuff like, "Why you over ther' grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars?" And "That dog ain't gone run no rabbit." There are plenty more that I can't help but laugh at every time he says it. This is gold and extremely accurate lol.
"He'd rather climb a tree and lie than stand on the ground to tell the truth" "I'm sweating like a whore on Sunday" "I'm as dry as burnt beans" "He sold you a painted pole cat and you bought perfume" And never forget the perinnial, "boy now that dog don't hunt!"
Dad was working as a mason for these rich folk at one time. And I mean rich rich. So rich I couldn't afford to even think about how large their house was.
It's calling someone dumb. Pole Cats are kinda like a weasel. It's saying that you got a painted weasel, and were so stupid you thought it was a skunk, so you bought perfume to cover up a smell that doesn't exist.@@flakdampler11
Grandmother's favorite was "grinning like a opossum eating shit in the moonlight." And grandfather would said something like "you'd be so scared, you'd shit and fall back onto it." Great times.
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockingchairs,cant carry a tune in a bucket, a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, dumber than a bag of hammers, finer than frog hair,... theres a million of them!!❤
My ex from college was finer than frog haur split three ways. Boy I tell you hwat, she had an ass on her. Still gets me hotter than sitting bare back on a wood stove in July.
Man, my pops used to say the hog sandwich one, or when we go somewhere “out like a herd of turtles” cause how slow we got moving to places or “bale of snails” “snake it woulda bitchya”
From the South, here. My family is intensely Scots-Irish, originally from the Scottish Borders, Brit friends already know what we're dealing with here, lol They're always twisting Border-Isms and hillbilly. Anyone else's fam say stuff like "It's raining like a how (cow) pissin' on a flat-rock." or "Richer than three-feet-up-a-bull's-ass."?
I think the reason I love the south and being a southerner (texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma etc) is because of the people, and how funny they are. You could be having a terrible day at work but then a texan 48 yr old dad with a corona and a lit Newport cigarette will walk in and cheer up your day with a saying
Quotes from my friend in West Virginia: "Yer about as sharp as a bowling ball" "I been busier than a centipede at a toe countin' contest" "He made that landing like a butterfly with sore feet" "Yer about as useful as bike pedals on a wheel chair" "Well I ain't talkin' just to hear my head roar"
My dad still says "They hell!, Lord How Mercy, and I'm ill!" Southerners have a mastery and understanding of the Southern Appalachian dialect that those uninitiated find confusing,strange, or simply call incorrect, but to those in the know it's like painting a picture with words.
I legitimately said "Well I'd eat a sun baked pig I found in the desert I like pork so much" the other day to my mother in law eating her dry ham she was complaining about
This guy had to have grown up in western Kentucky. Every single one of these quotes I’ve heard before, perhaps even multiple times but I’ll never admit it
My dad used to say.. when we eatin somthin like vegetables and I didn't wanna eat it. He'd say.. boy that there put lead in ya pencil..😂 I rekon I have no lead in my pencil..😢
Whenever I’m out and I see some halfassed parking job, my mind automatically goes to one of my dad’s favorite sayings: “you couldn’t park a plug up a bull’s ass”
"Gom" is Appalachian slang for "make a mess" or "jam something up," in US Southern Midlands "Gaum" is more specific, "to smear or cover something with a sticky/greasy substance."
@@BriannaF-z4g Hella late, but it means the room/house is so small you can't yell at the cat without getting hair in your mouth because it's right there.
Some personal favs I’m happier than a dawg in a bacon factory. Boy ain’t the sharpest nail in the toolbox Boy I beat you so bad ya ancestors gon start sangin (not common ion think but mama said it)
One I know personally from my Great Grandmother is “They Lawd!” said as a state of shock and being taken back by something. Longer “Lawd” is then the more shocking it was.
An older country guy I work with has a good one. We’re aerospace machinists so when finding flatness on something, if its 0.01 inches out, he’ll say “It’sa bout as flat as dolly parton’s chest”
One I like to use personally, _"If you was goin any darn slower you'd be goin bakerds"_
My go to is "You goin slower than molasses uphill in January" but molasses is sometimes pronounced "moles asses"
Fun fact, we say that in germany... 😂
My grandpa used to say “if you’re waitin on me yerr backin up” as if to say I ain’t goin nowhere go around me
That sumbich flew past me like I was painted on a wall.
They used that one in Harry Potter and the chamber of Secrets.
One of my favorites is "you couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel"
😂😂
Southern folks have the best insults, lmao!
That quote is from the movie Gettysburg. And it was a Union soldier that said it to Colonel Chamberlain.
I am astonished, adding this to my vocabulary
Yer so dumb you couldn’t find a shovel even of someone hit you in the face with it. lol! My grandma.
"they so crooked they could swallow nails and shit corkscrews"
Taking that one
Swaller
My grandpa actually has told me that 😂😂😂
Ha that's a good one
Politicians, need I go on?
"Boy if brains were made out of leather, you'd have about enough to saddle up a june bug"
I’ve heard that one 😂
Hahaha, that's aqesome!
😂😂😂 that's a new one, I grew up in Tennessee but I never heard that one 😆
Lmfao! Favorite one of the comment section. ❤
This needs to be a show
"Well it's my truck, trucky truck truck, trucky truck." I've been singing that to myself for days
Same, lol!
I wanna hear the full version.
Hahahshshshs
i cant stop laughing at this song, its so 🤌
The expression on that old woman's face while that song is playing is just the icing on the cake lol
My fave bit of country wisdom is “wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up faster.”
Aka the expression my dad always said any single time we ever said we wished we had something lol
My great grampa used to say this one 🤣
The disprespectfu/atheist version of this replaces "wish" with "pray". I like em both
I use this one a lot lol
💯 told this as a child many times.
My dad says “if it were a snake it woulda bit ya” when we’re looking for something and find it right out in the open.
I have a friend that says this all the dam time. Kyle, just tell me where the hell it is damit, you see that I don't see it. 😒
@@EGreeneConversations Used it myself, usually after pointing it out to someone, lol
My abuela says it too, but in Spanish
My mums welsh and her version is ‘if it had teeth it’ve jumped up and bit ya arse’
I say this more than i should lmao
And they say southerners aren't literate. Show me a northerner that speaks this level of poetry.
It don’t stick in tha mouth , if y’all don’t feel in your guts. Lmfao.
@@awinchester9094English, please?
Coming up with “southern-isms” is truly an art form 😂❤
My favorite is “Love ya bunches”.
Agreed it’s crazy to call southern illiterate because of the accent when we come up with some pretty unique idioms or similes
You’re forgetting my grandfathers favorite:
“Be careful now, you gotta watch your tail like a cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs”
"He's more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs" was how I always heard it.
Thank you@@tsoliot5913
My grandpappy always loved to say: "You act up innair, you gon' be scureder than Aquaman inna Bass Pro Shop."
"Like a midget at a urinal, i have stay on my toes"
@@bwackbeedows3629😂😂
"You're letting the flys out." Each time you'd leave a door open anywhere.
Or “you’re lettin’ the good air out!” Especially in the 9 month vacation to hell from March until December🥲
Flys lol
Or letting them in. 🪰🦟
It's definitely in and not out.
okay this one got me
"you're letting the flies OUT"? WHAT
That song granny was listening to is the state of modern country
You are not wrong
Amen
Sad that it's true. And it's always one of those damn computerized late models that will break down just because it drove too close to a dirt road and hit a pothole.
Also, most modern country music is definitely trash anymore.
Country peaked in the 90s
Nashville country, absolutely. Texas country still has some life.
"Well I could mop you up with a biscuit and eat ya" a warm feeling and smile naturally overtakes my southern ass, as I'm reminded that there are still kind folks who love with a genuine love and care for one another.
"She'd eat me ta keep me warm. What a nice ol' lady!"
I was gonna say bless your heart but I've just been informed that that's an insult by the southern side of the family😂 my Scandinavian ass can't keep up w their lingo😭🤣
@@SpookyscarySayge it's funny cause I was talking to my Finnish friend about this video. It isn't necessarily a super bad insult, because typically the person saying it isn't mad, just disappointed. It is basically a way of saying "I take pity on you, because you're going to have a hard life with how stupid you are."
@@SpookyscarySaygeI'm pretty sure this is a case of the phrase becoming ironic over time, like "there was no love lost" originally meaning at least two people still caring about each other after going separate ways, it started being parodied to say they never really cared in the first place and then forgetting to take the sentence as a whole like "I couldn't care less" turning into "I could care less".
Because I could swear "bless your heart" used to mean adorable, and I think people started using it as a doublespeak polite way to say you need to be blessed for how cursed you are... The same way "I pray for you" is also being turned into a passive aggressive insult that means "you're a foul person"😅
Well ain't you precious, bless yer heart 😂
My dad always said “he’s so cross eyed, tears run down his back when he cries.”
I’m dead
HAhahaha oh my FUCKING god
That’s BRUTAL
"So gap-toothed he could eat corn through a chain link fence" -Papaw from Kentucky
In what context was he “always saying” this lmfao
When talking about a weak truck my husband says "that thing wouldn't pull a greasy string out of a cats ass going downhill"
This might be the worst thing I've had to read all year
My dad would say, that thing wouldn't pull a fart out your butt
My grampa while shopping for a truck claimed one "couldn't pull his boots off his feet"
Hahaha, that's great!
It wouldn't pull the skin off cold custard
“Common sense isn’t a flower that grows in everybody’s garden”
God i need to use that one sometime!!
"Madder than a Snapping Turtle with lockjaw"
~My Old English Teacher, Central Alabama
The ham sandwich ones my favorite. I've never heard anyone say it before but we southerners do love our metaphors lmao
So good 😂
Hyperbole
@@fuckcensorship69 It's a generalization actually but I think most southerners would agree with me
@@ColbyNeblett no, I was saying the ham sandwich quote was hyperbole, not metaphor. Lol
I've heard all these before. These are all real sayings where I was raised in the Appalachian.
One of my favorite things about being a Southerner is that you can come up with the most outlandish sounding analogy, and, so long as it relates to the conversation in the slightest, everyone else will know exactly what you mean. I reckon it’s just peachier than a Clanton cobbler in June.
In the summer my grandad would say " boy its hotter than two foxes fuckin in a wool sock" ha😂
I always heard it as fighting 😂
potato,potato i guess 😂😂@@Lemon-Bark
@@Lemon-BarkThey changed it for you 😂
I also remember hearing “it’s hotter n’ two termites fuckin in a wooden shoe”
Omg!! My dad always says " it's hotter 'n a boiled owl in here!" Whatever that means!!!
"You're bout as sharp as a sack of wet mice"
You’re about as smart as a bag o’ hammers
"I SAY PAY ATTENTION, BOY!"
"Sharp as a marble" is one my dad uses
"Braver than the first man to eat an oyster"
Braver'n the first man what et an oyster*
😂🤣🤣🤣
Had cattle farmers in my family. Always heard “Braver than the first man to milk a cow, dumber than the first that tried milking a bull.”
@@DJProtaganistI wanna remember that one.
I think about that all the time with spicy stuff like wasabi.
Who ate something that acted exactly like poison in their mouth and was like “eh… I should keep trying it”
"you lie like a rug" brings back too many memories for me to be comfortable with
"You know how I know ya lyin??? Your lips are movin"
😭😭😭
My teacher always said "boy you lie like a rug aint been swept in months!"
"You're a-shakin' like a dog shittin' razor blades."
Or shakin' like a dog shittin' peach pits.
I'm rural Canadian but I was hoping I'd see this one mentioned. Never been to the southern states but it feels oddly familiar to the rural east coast up here.😊
@@Stringbean1138 That's more of an expression in the Appalachians, which are in the east - probably why it carried up to eastern Canada. More of an Eastern than Southern saying!
@sevendeadlysquids404 interesting! Thanks for the clarification! We are technically part of the Appalachian range so it makes sense.
For me it was always, "a-shakin lika dog shittin peat seeds"
“you couldnt find your ass with both hands” is one of my moms favs lol
If your ass wootin tied on, you'd lose the damn thang
I STILL use that, and I live in the north now.😊
Both hands and a map 😂
“Boy yur big enuff to go bayr huntin’ with a switch.” And “You movin like pon' wat'r."
“Bear hunting with a switch”😆
That brought back memories when my sister and I would go with my Dad to visit my uncle in the nursing home. We would take him out for a cup of coffee. At the cafe a really large Southern gal waitress come up to take our order. My uncle sized her up and right there in front of her turned to my Dad and said, “She could go bear hunting with a switch!” I was shocked beyond belief. But she just smiled and took our order. Good times.
Another good one is, "And people in hell want ice water", typically used when a child wants/asks for something implausible. 😆
Oh hey- my Pops used to say that.
Weird because he was from New York??
I once heard a manager at Waffle House say "you either turn up or burn up" and it lives with me.
And that right there is why they were the manager!
Wisdom
My Grandaddy, *“That’s rare as hen teeth right there”*
My granny used to say "theyre aint a snows chance in hell" instead of saying no
"You ain't got a snowball's chance in hell."
Want? You want what??? People in hell want ice water. -- my mom
It’s because there’s no chance of snow in hell not replacing no
@@johnnyhammersticks88 its a phrase that is said instead of simply saying no.
@@baTonkaTruck thats what it was!
My father in law always says stuff like, "Why you over ther' grinnin' like a mule eatin' briars?" And "That dog ain't gone run no rabbit." There are plenty more that I can't help but laugh at every time he says it. This is gold and extremely accurate lol.
Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
I’ve heard that one quite a few times too 😂
That's gold
I've confused my partner using this one lol
@@TheRealMycanthrope so is piss 😀
“Imma dot your eye” “you couldn’t beat me if’n I was an egg. there’s some southern fightin words
I like that one 😏
“Beatin the dam brakes off ya” “You’ll have that on them bigger jobs”
You'll have that on them bigger jobs = a whole lotta bullshit 😂 every single time
I can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭
literally me and my coworkers motto
you can say it about almost anything too
“Beating the brakes off you” has made so many rounds that it’s been claimed by the greater black community for years lol
My buddy told me "slower than a two peckered billy goat" once (years ago), and its always stuck. Too funny.
I mean... I guess that makes sense 😅
It's always stuck?
@@ViolettaD1485 yeah?
@@perfectstranger1152 well, I suppose a Billy goat in that condition _would_ be.
i thought it was "hornier than a two peckered billy-goat." "or luckier than a two peckered billy-goat."
"He'd rather climb a tree and lie than stand on the ground to tell the truth"
"I'm sweating like a whore on Sunday"
"I'm as dry as burnt beans"
"He sold you a painted pole cat and you bought perfume"
And never forget the perinnial, "boy now that dog don't hunt!"
Once on _Will and Grace,_ Karen shot down an idea with, "Now, honey, that dog will not *bark."*
Dad was working as a mason for these rich folk at one time. And I mean rich rich. So rich I couldn't afford to even think about how large their house was.
Hotter than a 2dollar pistol
What the hell does the one about the pole cat mean?
It's calling someone dumb.
Pole Cats are kinda like a weasel.
It's saying that you got a painted weasel, and were so stupid you thought it was a skunk, so you bought perfume to cover up a smell that doesn't exist.@@flakdampler11
When the windows down and its cold my mother says "put some glass in that pneumonia hole"
When we used to complain about being hungry my grandmother used to ask “Hungry enough to eat a plate uh pigshit n cabbage, aren’t cha”
🤣🤣🤣This just tickled me!🏆
"Hold the cabbage, grandma."
Oh that's horrible
“boy that elevator ain’t getting all the way to the top”
"I can shit through a screen door and not hit a wire"
🤣🤣🤣 I haven't heard that one in a long time!!
What does this mean !?
that u have diarrhea.@@tristantries9211
mans got the bubble guts
What’s that mean lol
“You lie like a rug” I like to think he’s sayin this to Michael, who claimed he was named after Michael Jordan cause he could jump so high.
Who else thinks of Squidbillies when they see this?
Take your swiing
Hell I thought that lady in the thumbnail was supposed to be Krystal, Rusty's mom. 😂😂
Grandmother's favorite was "grinning like a opossum eating shit in the moonlight." And grandfather would said something like "you'd be so scared, you'd shit and fall back onto it."
Great times.
"you lie like a rug" actually goes hard
shakespearean
Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockingchairs,cant carry a tune in a bucket, a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, dumber than a bag of hammers, finer than frog hair,... theres a million of them!!❤
I've used all of these 😂
It's finer than frog hair split 3 ways, and slicker than owl shit LOL !
@user-zv6cx2px1n I didn't know anyone else knew about splitting frog fur😉
My ex from college was finer than frog haur split three ways. Boy I tell you hwat, she had an ass on her. Still gets me hotter than sitting bare back on a wood stove in July.
Man I know everyone of these people personally. I’m related to them.
We're all related at this point, to be blunt 😂
As an Alabamian, I can confirm that I’ve definitely seen each and every one of these people at MawMaw’s Sunday roast.
Favorite one when talking about bosses usually, “them bastards so mean they’d piss on us and wouldn’t have the courtesy to call it rain”.
Imagine Shinji or his dad Gendo saying thst
Man, my pops used to say the hog sandwich one, or when we go somewhere “out like a herd of turtles” cause how slow we got moving to places or “bale of snails” “snake it woulda bitchya”
Nice
My dad called it a "t\/rd of hurtles," but he was from Illinois.
@@ViolettaD1485my grandpa said that, and we’re from illinois
After movin' up Indiana way a few years back I heard an old timer say, "well that's crazier than a hat full of fleas!"
Trucky Truck Truck is now my favorite song, I want to hear the rest.
🎶Gate doooown
Turn aroooound
Drive to tooooown
The Truck Trucky Truckyyyy 🛻🎶
@@bwackbeedows3629🎼It's my truck. Don't give a fuck. Fucky fuck fuck. 🎵🎶
They're slower than molasses in January rollin uphill.
Or, slower than molasses goin uphill in the winter.
From the South, here. My family is intensely Scots-Irish, originally from the Scottish Borders, Brit friends already know what we're dealing with here, lol
They're always twisting Border-Isms and hillbilly. Anyone else's fam say stuff like "It's raining like a how (cow) pissin' on a flat-rock." or "Richer than three-feet-up-a-bull's-ass."?
no not any of those but we say "he's so rich, if you had the money in his pockets, you would throw the money in your pockets on the ground".
Yep. My dad'd say cow pissin on a flat rock, sure as a frog bumps its ass when it hops.
My grandpa always says it’s “hotter ‘n a half-screwed fox in a forest fire” on particularly sweltering days, lol.
“Ud loose yer head boi if it wadnt attacht”
I think the reason I love the south and being a southerner (texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma etc) is because of the people, and how funny they are. You could be having a terrible day at work but then a texan 48 yr old dad with a corona and a lit Newport cigarette will walk in and cheer up your day with a saying
“Grandaddy was so tight he would hang the Cain Patch Syrup bottle over the table and you’d have to sop up the shadow”
Oof THIS ONE!
grandpa’s so uptight that even a perceived threat/mess is going to be a problem.
I feel like im doing math to figure out what the heck you just said 😂
Quotes from my friend in West Virginia:
"Yer about as sharp as a bowling ball"
"I been busier than a centipede at a toe countin' contest"
"He made that landing like a butterfly with sore feet"
"Yer about as useful as bike pedals on a wheel chair"
"Well I ain't talkin' just to hear my head roar"
It never ceases to amaze me the sheer quantity of ways a southerner can smash words together to describe something!
"Your bout as useful as tits on a Boar hog"- My stepdad
@zcarp8642
We gotta give you a mental image of how things work and the more crazy the better it sticks.
I've used the rug line for years. That ham sandwich 1 was the funniest.
My dad still says "They hell!, Lord How Mercy, and I'm ill!" Southerners have a mastery and understanding of the Southern Appalachian dialect that those uninitiated find confusing,strange, or simply call incorrect, but to those in the know it's like painting a picture with words.
As a southerner I like to think we paint with words because we “can’t read”😅
WAR EAGLE ‼️‼️‼️‼️
"Better go home and put your eyes and ears on"
Eugh, Army... 😂
HAHA this is the first one I remember my grandpa saying and it made me laugh every time
did anyone else notice the grandma forgot to say "BLESS HIS HEART" after the cornbread comment?
My grandmother would've said it before the cornbread comment, like, "no offense, but..."😂
@@ellemuellerexactly!
It’s not quite the “fuck you” people make it out to be .
“Bless your pea picking heart” IS. A fuck you 😅
I legitimately said "Well I'd eat a sun baked pig I found in the desert I like pork so much" the other day to my mother in law eating her dry ham she was complaining about
"That smells like the northbound end of a southbound pole-cat."
“You got atchaforya disease? One eye lookin atcha, the others lookin for ya.”
it’s british but “useful as a chocolate teapot” is a personal favourite of mine
This guy had to have grown up in western Kentucky. Every single one of these quotes I’ve heard before, perhaps even multiple times but I’ll never admit it
Texans : “He’s all hat and no cattle”
I guess you could modernize it to he's all truck and no haul! 😂
Engineer from tf2 says that
"I'm so hungry, my belly must think my throat's been cut"
"It's hotter than a whorehouse on dollar day"
These are my contributions 😂
Thank you for your service
My mom used to threaten to "jerk a knot in my tail" ALL the time. 😂
The other one we use all the time is "if it was a snake, it would'a bit'cha!"
"Now we're cookin with bear grease"
"He's in there livin the life 'a Riley"
I only know that one from Engineers Rancho Relaxo taunt
The life of Riley, was an old TV show, bout a rich kid. That's a funny one, I've also heard people say.
"I'm so hungry, ma belly feels like ma throats' been cut!"
I miss my crazy Appalachian grandma lol. Thanks for these Lilbubbychild
Let's hear some of her sayings
If someone was annoyed with my grandmother she'd say, "Well excuse me for livin', the graveyard's crowded!".
My dad used to say.. when we eatin somthin like vegetables and I didn't wanna eat it. He'd say.. boy that there put lead in ya pencil..😂 I rekon I have no lead in my pencil..😢
I forgot about that one thanks
I'd tell my dad, "but i have no one to write to".
@@davidc.3145 😆😆
Lmao that made me laugh 😂
My dad always told me that vegetables would put hair on my chest. I'm not sure how he thought it would motivate me since I'm a girl 😂
Whenever I’m out and I see some halfassed parking job, my mind automatically goes to one of my dad’s favorite sayings: “you couldn’t park a plug up a bull’s ass”
Finer than frogs hair on Christmas Eve. Heard that one in the east counties about two hours away from the city.
That boy's cornbread ain't all the way done in the middle..😂😂 That is fantastic!
The only one ive never heard was "hwat a gomm this mess is"
I did not understand that one.
"Gom" is Appalachian slang for "make a mess" or "jam something up," in US Southern Midlands "Gaum" is more specific, "to smear or cover something with a sticky/greasy substance."
@@baTonkaTruck thanks
@@baTonkaTruckohhhh so kinda like "gummed up"
@@smugwendigo5123EXACTLY 😂
“You couldn’t hit a house if you was standin’ in it!”
Jellico mountain lmao. I was born in Jellico hospital, grew up in LaFollette. Spot on my friend, spot on.
No shit, my stepfather's from LaFollette. Has a small farm over off of Demory Rd where it branches and goes left.
"I'm thick as a tick in a blood bucket." 😂 After eating a good big meal lol
One from an old lady me and my mom once knew.
"Its so small you can't cuss a cat without getting hair in your mouth."
Oh heavens-The fuck this means 😂😅? Never heard of it
@@BriannaF-z4g Hella late, but it means the room/house is so small you can't yell at the cat without getting hair in your mouth because it's right there.
"Nuttier than squirrel turds" has always been one of my favorites!
“Hale, I’m so hungry I could eat the north side of a south bound pole cat.”
My grandma would say in the morning “you’d stretch a mile if you didn’t have to walk back.”
Some personal favs
I’m happier than a dawg in a bacon factory.
Boy ain’t the sharpest nail in the toolbox
Boy I beat you so bad ya ancestors gon start sangin (not common ion think but mama said it)
My daddy definitely said that last one (only as a joke), but it’s always been so funny to me😂
"That boy's been touched"... miss ya grammy!!!
I'm from Alabama and I've heard all of these and still, to this day, when someone says somethin like this, I laugh my ass off 😂😂😂
“This here’s a cottonpickin mess,” one my dad said for any task or situation that was frustrating or tedious.
Oh my God, I haven’t heard that one in YEARS!!!!
probably because it's racist lmao@@leebloom7842
Now we're cookin' with gas
"Yeah an if'n a bullfrog had wangs, he wouldnt bust'ees aice ever time he jumped."
One I know personally from my Great Grandmother is “They Lawd!” said as a state of shock and being taken back by something. Longer “Lawd” is then the more shocking it was.
Lawd said like lied?
@@BriannaF-z4g nah, Lawd like Lord! Closest she came to taking his name in vain
An older country guy I work with has a good one. We’re aerospace machinists so when finding flatness on something, if its 0.01 inches out, he’ll say “It’sa bout as flat as dolly parton’s chest”
That's great. It ain't the south if twin peaks don't get mentioned once.
The "hawg's ass" sounds almost exactly like my Papa Benny. He's from the northern half of Louisiana. We don't talk anymore, I miss who he used to be.
"You're so skinny, I can see your heartbeat through your back."
"You're moving slower than molasses in winter."
I been vibing to the trucky truck truck song for months now 😂
My favorite was from my Uncle when somebody sat at a green light: “Whut particular shade of green are ya waitin’ on, son?”
“If that boy ever had an idea, it’d die of loneliness”
haha i never heard a that one
"The rain's coming down like a tall cow/horse pissing on a flat rock."
When it's raining really hard, LMFAO.
My favorite is from Shaolin Showdown. You make me mire skittish than a long tailed cat in a room fulla rocking chairs.
What a tremendous show. Thanks for the nostalgia trigger
i used to love that show when i was in middle school
*"Sweatin' like a sinna in church"*
My personal favorite