“don’t have sex. because you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in a missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it okay? alright everybody take some rubbers.”
I once got syphilis from an 18 yo guy I met online and was my online Master for a while. simple injection with anti biotics and it was cured. But he had short hair, so I suppose that doesn't count
I remember my biomedical teacher telling us about the fact a boy a couple years back had HIV, and he slept with like 25 girls, and they had to track every single one down and put them in quarantine
@@lilyd6458 her teacher lied to them, maybe somewhat through that story. But in my uni we had a few cases of some guys and girls spreading HIV knowingly. About three of them got arrested but the group of around ten mostly spread it and disappeared. I felt really sorry for their victims but then again, "why you gotta have unprotected sex with someone you barely know?"
Ya honestly to me I thought if they were a bit older this movie could be pretty accurate, and for some places, at the age they are, the movie is sorta accurate too I think
"We're gonna get ice cream" That actually happened to me. I overheard the girl nextdoor telling her mom that she was getting ice cream but on her way out she dropped a condom on the sidewalk.
Watch the Pregnancy pact I had to watch it in health last year and it's really weird. It's also said to be based on a true story. Please like so he can see cause I would love to see his reaction to that movie
She’s Too Young. I used to watch this movie all the time when I was younger. I remember when it premiered on Lifetime I was 13 and I would stay up late and wait for my parents to go to bed to watch it lol.
TheQueenofScream same here! I would stay up late in the living room watching a lot of movies, mostly Lifetime movies all night while everyone else was asleep. And I remembered this movie! Lifetime channel has the best movies
@@KaylaAnnx it is but I cant help but laugh at the girls who are supposed to be the 'tough girls' they were just terrible actors and nonbelievable as girls people would be scared of
No joke, freshman year my health teacher made us watch this movie. We were also taught abstinence was the only way. I’m went to a public school buuuuuut it was in the Midwest so like, what can you do
Pineapples have an enzyme that eat away at proteins, hence the sores and stinging feeling on your tongue after eating a lot of it. Doesn't help that its acidic either. Grilled pineapple usually doesn't make your mouth catch the tinglies and sores, some food for thought.
interesting, sometimes when I eat processed ham, a bit of liquid touches the roof of my mouth. I call this a vodka burn because of how the liquid feels like vodka, and when I eat it, it leaves a burn on the roof of my mouth.
dang, that's messed up. have you seen the part a little bit after that where one of the girls asked him these three questions: "do you think cheerleaders are hot?", "do you think cello players are hot?", and of course, the most messed up question ever asked, "do you think you're hot?". that part is crazy.
LB nope, cuz he actually was honest and said he had it and then he took the meds and didn’t have any more symptoms for another 3 months. Then I got checked cuz of stomach cramps and I had it.
@@RoseSpirit25 So the symptoms went away... but that doesn't mean he was cured. He could have easily never been fully cured from it. Doesn't mean he didn't cheat, just that your logic isn't foolproof.
Bro when you said “some times people dm me just your gay and im like oh yeah I forgot thanks for reminding me I thought I was straight for a second” I say that all the time 😂😂
@@arianamays5646 you have no idea fpr 1 straight year I've been asking everyone I know, "yo u ever what happened to fred and his youtube channel?" they all replied no so after a while of searching (and forgetting) I ended up finding him by doing the most simple thing and typing his name on youtube.
I’m dying, this became a meme in my school. It’s a right of passage to watch it in health class. Fav line: “Better stick em all because I sure did!” Nick presumably walks of without his dosage of his antibiotics to get neurosyphilis or something.
This is a Lifetime classic along with the movie where Phil of the Future is in a group relationship with Tibby from sisterhood of the traveling pants 🤣
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!" - Coach Carr a wise man of our time
Xendra Smith didn’t he have an affair with someone?
Welllll.....he's kinda wise but at the same time he isn't because he banged a minor sooooo.....idk but he's right though.
Also I made your likes exactly 600, your welcome
Am Kiki's delivery dates for the week and then we died
Noelle Caylor *you're
"Lifetime movies were made to scare Midwest moms" IM DECEASED
I'm from the midwest and I watch these with my grandma😂
The Leo Wolf so am I and I can confirm my mother loves these
I had to watch this in heath..
I'm from Ohio, my great aunt EVERYTIME we go over she has on Hallmark or lifetime
They were
"I have syphilis"
She said that like she got a new Iphone 11 or something
I hope i can be half as confident when I get syphilis.
For Christmas, I got the latest version of syphilis
Watching in 2020 its almost then end of the year, covids stronger than most relationships and the iPhone 12 is coming out. 💀💀
"Guess what mom I have syphilis."
.....Weird flex but okay.
Lmfao
They always say "weird flex but okay...", yet they never ask "weird flex, are you okay?"
She’s really good
Right 😂😂
kLaRa made ur comment likes 69 😎
“i think orange juice gave me syphilis”
-Lucas Cruikshank 2019
This happened to me lmao
Gianna Falcicchio-wall it happens to me too
It happens to most of the people in my family
Nah it was the apple juice
I WAS DRINKING ORANGE JUICE WHEN HE SAID THAT
“don’t have sex. because you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in a missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it okay? alright everybody take some rubbers.”
Cyrus Close the joke part of this is that he tells them not to have sex, but offers them condoms because he knows they will do it anyway.
Mean Girls??
Iconic mean girls line 😂
@@ushijimas_wife4363 yes.
“WHY IS EVERYONE CHEERING FOR HIM HE’S NOT THAT CUTE HIS HAIR IS JUST PARTED DOWN THE MIDDLE” mood😭
Lil huddy?
Literally every ‘hot’ TikTok boy 😂😂
Gya Smith what??
Wow you look like the famous celebrity Fred.
"But less attractive"
HA. UNDERRATED.
👏👏
I was about to comment that
he- yes i love you dr.phil come home our children are waiting for you to come home
Dr. Phil omg
The "guess what mom i've got Syphilis." is Emma from degrassi and that about EXACTLY how she acted in Degrassi
Well back then it was just mono
Degrassi 🥰🤣
Kelly Kyler IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS! i was thinking what a coincidence she got an STD in degrassi also haha
Lmao ive been looking for this comment
@@degrassifangirl101 gonorrhea*
every time i hear lucas say welcome back to the chan chan i see my life again .
I personally see my life flash before my eyes
CHOCOSLURPEE ?😂
m a r i n a k a w a ikr🥴
autumn I thought u were Dani co/- whatever
Sena Fakenachname oh... um tHanKs🙃🤧
“I miss when being called gay was an insult”
-Lucas 2019
Idk why but when he talked about
" Dude at seven eleven with his hair parted." I thought of J.D. from Heather's
Thank you! Same
this whole movie reminds me of heathers for some reason
me too omfg
Christian slaytor was too hot to exist
I wasnt expecting Heather's to pop into this movie or anything but bnb I'm happY IT DID-
Lucas is one of the only youtubers who is so real on camera. Hes actually fun and doesnt have to fake being fun.
Lucas? More like Fred
Yeah he really makes me laugh I love him
Him and JennaMarbles
perks of being a gay like us
yeah, he’s a UA-cam veteran still going strong like Jenna Marbles and it’s fantastic
“I have syphilis” she’s sounds so proud lmao 😂
y wouldn't she b ✌😘
@@phonegingi bro???????????????????(??)??????(()?)??????
Lmao
8:18 "HE SUCKS!"
And apparently now, so does she.
I know, that was bad.
It sucked...
Nah I had a good chuckle
I almost fell on my ass laughing ohmygod
Dr Phil: SEND THEM TO THE RANCH
Eva Xox MSP more like pewdiepie 😂
some of you never got syphilis from a boy with a middle part and it shows
and i oop-
Ooff
I once got syphilis from an 18 yo guy I met online and was my online Master for a while. simple injection with anti biotics and it was cured. But he had short hair, so I suppose that doesn't count
MrEvers I..... ok
Yeah, we are healthy
Main Character: *crying and yelling at her mom*
Lucas: Don't slam doors! That's gonna ruin the door frame.
OMG THIS IS THE SYPHILIS MOVIE WE WATCHED IN HEALTH CLASS JUNIOR YEAR
same omg
Does It make more sense if you watch the whole movie?
ME TOOO HAHA BUT I WATCHED IT IN CHILD DEVELOPMENT
Laureen Berger not really tbh lol
Victoria Jension LMAO SAME!! She’s too young 😂😂😂
" i thought i was straight for a second " LMFAOAOAOAOAO 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
I remember my biomedical teacher telling us about the fact a boy a couple years back had HIV, and he slept with like 25 girls, and they had to track every single one down and put them in quarantine
Probably the aids outbreak, I could honestly see that happening. Why would they put them in quarantine tho, aids isn’t airborne or anything
u dont quarantine people with hiv
@@lilyd6458 her teacher lied to them, maybe somewhat through that story.
But in my uni we had a few cases of some guys and girls spreading HIV knowingly. About three of them got arrested but the group of around ten mostly spread it and disappeared. I felt really sorry for their victims but then again, "why you gotta have unprotected sex with someone you barely know?"
Ya honestly to me I thought if they were a bit older this movie could be pretty accurate, and for some places, at the age they are, the movie is sorta accurate too I think
Orange juice gives me syphilis
-Lucas 2019
"A literal average white guy you'd see at 7 eleven" killed me😂🤣
It's funny cause its true
“I thought I was straight for a second” advdfbbg
i see u with dat prom pfp
WOW
Emma from Degrassi AND Grace from The Secret Life of an American Teenager in one movie.
What a hidden sex gem
Meg Erick she got pretty bracelets tho 😅😅
i was JUST thinking the blonde girl (Grace's actress) looked familiar! 😂
THANK YOU SKSKSK I kept seeing them two and I was like fuck what show are they from 😂
MWarner Gemma from fools gold is in it too lmao
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS!
“You have been with 20guys”
Lucas: “umm ya”
YES QUEEN OWN IT
Guy: *lifts up coat with a scarf on it*
Lucas: “Is that a rope?!”
I thought it was rope too and I read this comment before the scene came on 😂😂😂
We learn more about life on the Chan chan then the actual school lol
the way he says cadet kelly made me so uncomfortable 😂😂
c-ah-det Kelly
C-ah-det Kelly
he said kay-det kelly
"You're gay." "Thanks, I thought I forgot." 😂
Lucas react to lifetimes "fifteen and pregnant" or "the pregnancy pact"
I'm gonna make a new comment of this exactly if that's okay because YES PLEASE
HE *NEEDS* TO REACT TO THE PREGNANCY PACT LMAOOOO
Anthony Scungio THE PREGNANCY PACT!!! YES
@@haileighsimpson5883 yes!
We watched that in health class freshman year and AHHH I was just like this Better happen here
please watch The Pregnancy Pact. It’s iconic
Omg I was just thinking this its everything
IT IS
YES
The ending was kinda sad
yessss
"We're gonna get ice cream"
That actually happened to me. I overheard the girl nextdoor telling her mom that she was getting ice cream but on her way out she dropped a condom on the sidewalk.
Eliza love that for her
At least she had protection lmao
You are the only person who voluntarily watches a 2004 movie in 2019 just to give us the content we love. I love you
Anyone else recognize Emma from Degrassi? Or Grace from secret life of the American teenager lol
I was just about to ask if that was Grace
Omg yes. I guess she got gonnorhea of the throat twice lol
Tiffany Glickfield that’s what I was thinking
Alyssa M
I legit screamed when I saw Emma
Emma Belew-LaDue it took me a few minutes to remember what she was from
OMG IS THAT EMMA FROM DEGRASSI?!?!! didn’t she also get an STD on degrassi?
Guest god dammit Emma
I thought I was the only one
6:01
Is that a weed
*dails 911 in a microwave*
911 what's your emergency
Duuuuhduhdudhduhduhdaduhdadaaaaaa
Bruh I remember that
*dails*
“What?? No. Get off.”
My first thought was yeah that’s what he’s trying to do
I love how you mention the DJ from Camp Rock in all of your videos lol
Watch the Pregnancy pact I had to watch it in health last year and it's really weird. It's also said to be based on a true story.
Please like so he can see cause I would love to see his reaction to that movie
lmfao he did
Gabriela Garcia he did and thank you
Gabriela Garcia The pregnancy pact movie was based on a true story that happened in my state(Massachusetts)
Ronnisha Walton
There was actually no pact just a bunch of girls got pregnant
He did it...thanks for the great idea...hello from the future
She’s Too Young. I used to watch this movie all the time when I was younger. I remember when it premiered on Lifetime I was 13 and I would stay up late and wait for my parents to go to bed to watch it lol.
TheQueenofScream same here! I would stay up late in the living room watching a lot of movies, mostly Lifetime movies all night while everyone else was asleep. And I remembered this movie! Lifetime channel has the best movies
OMG same!
What movie is it
@@allyssagermain7916 the movie is called She’s Too Young
@@allyssagermain7916 she literally said it 😂
Please react to 'I Killed My BFF: the pastor's daughter'! It's on Hulu. It's an instant classic
sounds awesome, just added it to my stuff lol
Is that really what it's called. Wow... like...wow
Lucas is one of the most underrated youtubers, and for him to get the recognition he deserves will be on my PRAYER LIST TILL THE DAY I DIE!!
DAMMIT MARIAH CAREY!! I BLAME THIS ALL ON "TOUCH MY BODY"
my school had a really bad mono outbreak last year and it was the best thing that ever happened to our community it really spiced things up
Isis Binns this was so funny to read like what
I was the 69th like I’m so proud of myself
Isis Binns yessss mine too
Literally same at my school 😭😭😭 everyone thought it was strep till we all tested negative
Omg please do a video on the pregnancy pact! It’s a true lifetime classic
Yes please!!
Yes queen!
Megan Patterson omg that movie is great
The innocent girl looks like the girl from "That 70s show"
Mila kunis?
@@mollysavage4007 yeah
"but less attractive"
3 lifetime movies you should watch
The Pregnancy Pact
The Fab 5
Girl Fight
Ahhh truly iconic films. Viewed all of them on UA-cam by accident at like 10 years old.
Omg girl fight is so sad tho 😭
@@KaylaAnnx it is but I cant help but laugh at the girls who are supposed to be the 'tough girls' they were just terrible actors and nonbelievable as girls people would be scared of
"Get off." That's what he's trying to do, Lucas.
Nobody:
Lucas:I should just play Bang my enchilada on my Apple TV
The dude in the movie said that the main girl looks like Angelina Jolie but?????
*She looks like Mila Kunis you cant change my mind*
Lils M THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Omg you blew my mind
She looks like the iCarly girl, I don't know if that's her
I'm bad with actors/actresses names
DuolingoOwl IsComing miranda cosgrove
Right??
Why is the weed next to a bunch of razorblades.
Who is trying to snort weed.
madi gable maybe they didn’t have a grinder
madi gable probably too high to realize that they don’t snort weed
Doesn’t everyone do it like that?
because everyone snorts weed at a pOrN pArTy
Me.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Lucas: IS THAT A WEED
when I was in middle school, chlamydia was spreading "like a wildfire" between all the middle schools and highschools in my district lmao
MIDDLE SCHOOL?!
Like even the 6th graders?!?!
Hold up... Middle School?! 😳🖐️
Lmaoo someone almost got preggo in my 7th grade year
Lmao there were two sixth graders in my middle school who were pregnant
Their bootleg bring it on cheer for the four year old gave me syphilis 😷
it gave me depression, cancer, and diabetes
Lmfao
Omg I luv Gossip girl Lmao
Nobody:
Lucas: “Why are you playing bang my enchilada?”
youhav2luvme 😭😭
“i have syphilis”
lucas: that came out of left field 😭💀
Zakyra Ashby i laughed so hard he was genuinely shook lol
A couple at my school got expelled for having sex ON A LUNCH TABLE after school smh- the guy was my brothers friend too (they’re not friends anymore)
Grace Proctor, wow.. just wow
Okay yeah they can be expelled I’ll live with that
Oh god
Damn
Of all the places.. they chose the lunch table.... D I S G U S T A N G ! ! !
No joke, freshman year my health teacher made us watch this movie. We were also taught abstinence was the only way. I’m went to a public school buuuuuut it was in the Midwest so like, what can you do
I watched this 8th grade in health class! I’m also from the Midwest
@@hanna-wp6es what's this movie called
Brie Oglesby she’s too young
These movies must be honored to have such a queen review them 🤧
I'm pretty sure "the rope" was her purse lol
Mattie G or a jacket lmfao
Yes. Or a scarf 😅
Don't worry Lucas, I get sores in my mouth when I eat pineapples. I think it's because of the citric acid
Pineapples have an enzyme that eat away at proteins, hence the sores and stinging feeling on your tongue after eating a lot of it. Doesn't help that its acidic either. Grilled pineapple usually doesn't make your mouth catch the tinglies and sores, some food for thought.
Bromelain is the protein eating enzyme in pineapple that basically eats you when you eat it. 🤷🏼♀️
interesting, sometimes when I eat processed ham, a bit of liquid touches the roof of my mouth. I call this a vodka burn because of how the liquid feels like vodka, and when I eat it, it leaves a burn on the roof of my mouth.
@ LM-zz8yk I think you might be allergic to pineapple.
literally never been this early lmao love you endlessly lucas
Mary Grace same
The funny thing is, the girl who got syphillis in this got gonorrhea in her throat on Degrassi in the same year... 😭💀
3:44 “I miss the days when being called gay was an insult”
Me:that was supposed to stop???
"Geuss what mom i have syphilis"
....shots fired?
I love your name
@@killmenowordontimjustgay2046 love yours too💕
*p u s s y j u i c e*
9:01 all of a sudden they go in front of a three year old boy and start doing the routine from the beginning of the first Bring It On
dang, that's messed up. have you seen the part a little bit after that where one of the girls asked him these three questions: "do you think cheerleaders are hot?", "do you think cello players are hot?", and of course, the most messed up question ever asked, "do you think you're hot?". that part is crazy.
wait can we talk about how the girl that went in the car with that guy is Emma from degrassi
Noticed it right away LOl
This is what she gets for being so judgmental towards Manny during her hoe phase
Right!!! Tf Lucas
ITS EMMA FROM DEGRASSI
this must be old af
Heather J I was looking for this comment
I KNOW!!! AND SHE LOOKS FAIRLY YOUNG HERE TOO
Yeah! Like in the first seasons.
This movie was filmed during the filming of degrassi season 3 because Emma has braces and the hairstyle is the same.
Heather J I fucking love degrassi
I love how they high five him for being exposed to stds
Damn didn’t know there was a movie made about my school. Dope.
This is the type of movie health teachers make you watch 🤣🤣
i was trying to figure out where i saw this movie and we literally watched it in health in like 8th grade 😭
My highschool health teacher actually made us watch this🤣😭😭
Lucas uploading 2 days in a row? Hell yes! Welcome me to that *cHaN ChAn*
Lucas literally always uploads 2 days in a row, his upload schedule is always Friday and Saturday lmao
@@dgomez611 oh😂 well it was actually on the same day, so
"Thanks for the reminder, I forgot! I thought I was straight for a second!"
ME
Hey it's lucas welcome back to the chan chan. This channel is the only thing keeping me alive.
Lucas reacting to Lifetime films is giving me life... I didn't know I needed this...
“Did you wear a tankini tonight?” Lucas I can always count on you to make me belly laugh when I need it most 😭💜
Holy damn we're early to a new video on the CHAN CHAN
I lost count of how many times you said
“Blow jobs behind the gym”.💕😂😂
I counted 4 times 😂
My boyfriend cheated on me and then I ended up with chlamydia.. he’s still tryna tell me he didn’t cheat lmao😂
Tazzydevilfreak I mean. Maybe he had chlamydia before the start of your relationship and the symptoms weren’t obvious until later on....
LB nope, cuz he actually was honest and said he had it and then he took the meds and didn’t have any more symptoms for another 3 months. Then I got checked cuz of stomach cramps and I had it.
@@RoseSpirit25 So the symptoms went away... but that doesn't mean he was cured. He could have easily never been fully cured from it. Doesn't mean he didn't cheat, just that your logic isn't foolproof.
“Thanks for the reminder I forgot I thought I was straight for a second”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
PLEASE watch the PrEgNaNcY pAcT (on lifetime) 😂
*insert name* YES!!!!
iconic
Another iconic one but trust me, double daddy is ridiculous
*insert name* yes
YESSS OMG
"Is that a WeEd? "
"I'm calling the police! "
"911 what's your emergency"
Wait, do you not know that’s Emma from Degrassi?
K I knew she was familiar 😭
When you parted your hair in the middle I died!!!
Bro when you said “some times people dm me just your gay and im like oh yeah I forgot thanks for reminding me I thought I was straight for a second” I say that all the time 😂😂
Me: *at my funeral, dead*
Lucas: Hey guys, welcome back to the chan-chan
Me: *wakes up* 👂👁👄👁👂 hello
@@jayisgay4992 you never know im a heavy sleeper they could just bury me lmaoo
🙌🏻
"iS tHaT a wEeD" rip vine:(
This channel is amazing cause it brings up, sugar babies, sugar daddies, murder and camp rock dj
I got 2 birth control ads while watching this video
Rylie Paige I get those all the time.
69th like
same
HA
Rylie Paige i get the pregnant/protection ads and when im on my period i get pads/tampon ads lmao
Is this Fred from my childhood??!?!? HAVE I FOUND U AND BEEN REUNITED
YES IT IS FRED. YOUR HUMANITY IS RESTORED
@@arianamays5646 you have no idea fpr 1 straight year I've been asking everyone I know, "yo u ever what happened to fred and his youtube channel?" they all replied no so after a while of searching (and forgetting) I ended up finding him by doing the most simple thing and typing his name on youtube.
I felt the same way when i found him again lol
This was every subscriber when they found this channel 😂
Adilynn Ruth you are correct!!
I’m dying, this became a meme in my school. It’s a right of passage to watch it in health class. Fav line: “Better stick em all because I sure did!” Nick presumably walks of without his dosage of his antibiotics to get neurosyphilis or something.
Lucas is gonna be a strict mom one day cause he knows all the tea of teens 😤😤
“We’re throwing it back to 2004”
Me: uh I was a fetus
I wasnt born
You are all babies why are you here? Go back to your cribs!
Grace Haven hell nah, I wanna drink some m i l k
XoAlyNightoX I was an egg
I was 24..... 😭😭😭
This is a Lifetime classic along with the movie where Phil of the Future is in a group relationship with Tibby from sisterhood of the traveling pants 🤣
WE *JUST* WATCHED THIS IN MY HEALTH CLASS A FEW DAYS AGO... coincidence? I think not.
its "KINGPIN PIMPS" if yalls wondering
"Has your school ever had STD's spread around?"
No, or at least I hope not. But a Junior girl got pregnant. The news spread like wildfire.
"I thought I was straight for a second!" - Lucas 2019
*We will never forget that Lucas*
When he parted his hair he looked like Dwight from the office