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  • Опубліковано 17 січ 2025

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  • @MollyZelko2.0
    @MollyZelko2.0 18 днів тому +31

    Whoever gifted the membership today, thank you very much! Happy New Year everyone and hope we all have a banner year in 2025.

    • @RUBYWERT
      @RUBYWERT 18 днів тому

      Gifted membership? They forgot me!

  • @chelseamae7191
    @chelseamae7191 18 днів тому +19

    Happy, healthy New Year, everyone!🎉🎉

  • @keenan7953
    @keenan7953 18 днів тому +14

    Lesson learned, no more bong hits in the car before reporting to court.

  • @3vom
    @3vom 17 днів тому +25

    "I look really bad on paper" needs to be on a Tshirt.

    • @mimiprays8288
      @mimiprays8288 17 днів тому +3

      Maybe they could print it on the orange jumpsuits...😂🤣😅

    • @EventuallyLate
      @EventuallyLate 17 днів тому +2

      Dude probably just walks through a turnstile at the jail.

  • @paladin07
    @paladin07 17 днів тому +14

    I've changed my life judge.. I stopped drugs and started chasing people.I look bad on paper , but man you should see me sprint..(But seriously somebody adopt this guys dog if he can't get out. Its not fair to the dog that this lunatic is a dog lover.)

  • @carolynvranjes3396
    @carolynvranjes3396 18 днів тому +22

    LOL "What is your highest level of education?" and he had to think about it? LOL

    • @Kerrvillian1962
      @Kerrvillian1962 17 днів тому +2

      "Let's see... Did I finish my doctorate? Noooo. How about my Masters? Nooo. Did I get my undergrad? High school? Third grade?"

    • @lordraydens
      @lordraydens 17 днів тому +2

      he was trying to measure it in feet and inches

    • @1hourdryfloors786
      @1hourdryfloors786 13 годин тому

      And then he couldn’t remember…

  • @davident1
    @davident1 17 днів тому +5

    "All I did was chase a guy." "Oh yeah, I did have a knife in my hand while I chased him but that is only because I wanted to show him the quality of my new knife." ROFLMAO

  • @kuminiac
    @kuminiac 18 днів тому +9

    That last guy worships at the Temple of the Eternally Aggrieved.

  • @Omniterra88
    @Omniterra88 18 днів тому +5

    Lmfao.. Love Boat with defendant and Jay made me literally laugh out load! That was golden!! 😂😂

  • @projectionv.accountability1010
    @projectionv.accountability1010 18 днів тому +17

    46:41 No, judge, he doesn't have a job. He's been at home raising his... dog.
    I know people love their dogs, but the fact that this guy said he's RAISING HIS DOG, and needs to do right by her?! I'm dooooone.

    • @LUTfam4
      @LUTfam4 15 днів тому

      THANK YOU! I was dying! Like, are you teaching him to read and saving for his college? The court doesn't consider a dog as a dependent. No matter how much you love it, it's not a human child.

    • @reginaodell3035
      @reginaodell3035 12 днів тому

      My dog wishes that was my job. The look I get while getting ready for work is the saddest eyes ever.

  • @paulw176
    @paulw176 17 днів тому +2

    When your highest level of education is a digit.

  • @TheWatcherxx99
    @TheWatcherxx99 17 днів тому +3

    This is for the "SUFFAH!" Can we get a "felted"

  • @M3rlyn
    @M3rlyn 18 днів тому +9

    9:04 starring contest with J.Regier?😂

  • @ataricom
    @ataricom 18 днів тому +7

    That last guy is quite the thesaurus! "Slappin' ass and gallivanting"

  • @csh43166
    @csh43166 18 днів тому +9

    Maybe it's different elsewhere, but I don't know of any employer who will let someone with an aggravated DV stay on staff. Too much liability if he's willing to put his hands around someone he supposed loves... And duumy #2 - "...I've changed my life tremendously..." and "I'm not that person anymore." And yet, there you are - again. 🤪🤦🏼‍♀

  • @millipedic
    @millipedic 18 днів тому +9

    These defendants in Kansas would be much better served if they had legal representation when arraigned.

  • @StephenMintz
    @StephenMintz 17 днів тому +3

    I wanna see Jeriatric Judge deal with a SovCit. Regeir would be blowing smoke out his ears like the Reading Railroad.

  • @ericaw7207
    @ericaw7207 17 днів тому +2

    I love high strung judge. He acts the way I wish all of them did with these people

  • @Jerroh6
    @Jerroh6 17 днів тому +3

    Woah, the cops made that guy go bald, must have ripped his mustache off too, the brutes, but that still leaves who dropped him on his head when he was a baby.

  • @notrab13
    @notrab13 17 днів тому +2

    48:20 missed a perfect opportunity to splice in “I sell burritos sometimes.”

  • @Gbaygurl
    @Gbaygurl 17 днів тому +3

    If only I could work as needed and just raise my dog. Sounds amazing 🎉

    • @suek7086
      @suek7086 17 днів тому

      My dog prefers not to be raised. She would rather be a wildling.

  • @KTFromTheHills
    @KTFromTheHills 18 днів тому +7

    I am ALWAYS here for the TMI department!!!

  • @musicmaker85
    @musicmaker85 17 днів тому +2

    9:27 Time to designate this court room as "Hazy Court".

  • @myvoiceishorse6453
    @myvoiceishorse6453 16 днів тому +1

    Retaining jurisdiction means the judge is open to a "shock" probation. After a short time in prison, the attorney can request another hearing with probation a possibility

  • @richardclaus4751
    @richardclaus4751 18 днів тому +5

    Mike, Middleton knew her father when her father was still in school and getting into trouble.

  • @Michael-pt8cr
    @Michael-pt8cr 18 днів тому +6

    LOL. A normal looking youngish female prosecutor appears, chat lights up. Some guys are too easy.

  • @paulablack1863
    @paulablack1863 17 днів тому +2

    Happy New Years, Mike. Thanks for creating and uploading. You're the best and kiss the pups for me!!!! ❤

  • @davident1
    @davident1 17 днів тому +5

    You call those UNTREATED injuries???? My face looks a WHOLE lot worse and I have NO injuries! ROFL

  • @TerracottaPie1987
    @TerracottaPie1987 18 днів тому +5

    Jregier still staring

  • @AnonymousZyx
    @AnonymousZyx 17 днів тому +1

    At 56 min, the lawyer 100% thought everything she herself said was bullshit but it’s what her client wants her to say.

  • @jolofreebird3475
    @jolofreebird3475 17 днів тому +3

    WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR! Thanks Mike for all the videos! You have the best channel on u-tube! I am addicted to watching these. 2025 Almost Party Time, 🎉🎉🎉

  • @Kari77251
    @Kari77251 16 днів тому +1

    Fun fact (AKA useless info): That whole thing about how you shouldn’t fall asleep after hitting your head is an old wives’ tale. Actually, healing happens most efficiently while the body and brain are rest.
    Also, “is your day better than mine?” Well yeah, because the judge made the decision to do something with his life and NOT break the law!! REPEATEDLY!

  • @phillips.3886
    @phillips.3886 17 днів тому +7

    How could you say I live in Kalamazoo with a straight face.

  • @davident1
    @davident1 17 днів тому +2

    Did he say he has syphilis? LOLOLOLOL

  • @davident1
    @davident1 17 днів тому +1

    Judge Goodbee is looking exceptionally good today. HEHEHE

  • @sandihoman7889
    @sandihoman7889 17 днів тому

    Thank you for the membership!

  • @rosalynduke
    @rosalynduke 18 днів тому +4

    What did Ron Weasley do to land himself in jail?

  • @BlessedMomfmTexas
    @BlessedMomfmTexas 18 днів тому +2

    Happy new year everyone!!

  • @ewolbach
    @ewolbach 18 днів тому +5

    Judge Sanders reminds me of the sloths in Zootopia! 💤

  • @donnalehnert6438
    @donnalehnert6438 17 днів тому +2

    Wishing everyone a Healthy, Happy, and Prosperous New Year for 2025.

  • @davident1
    @davident1 17 днів тому +1

    @LTWM Mike, you didn't miss that clip, you clicked right on it. LOL

  • @mika72.-Bois
    @mika72.-Bois 17 днів тому +2

    Cephalic means a baby fetus is positioned head downwards ready for birth.
    A cephalic presentation.
    Nothing to do with an injured eye! 🤔🤯 🙈

    • @suek7086
      @suek7086 17 днів тому

      Can’t help stupid.

  • @millipedic
    @millipedic 18 днів тому +2

    They need to make accommodations for dogs in the jail.

  • @IamTHEMumma
    @IamTHEMumma 16 днів тому

    25:18 I have seen the clip so many times and can not help but laugh at thankful every time!

  • @Castedlots
    @Castedlots 18 днів тому +4

    They hit him bald?

  • @ewolbach
    @ewolbach 18 днів тому +2

    Vocal fry AND upspeak! What a treat!

  • @crystalmarie2448
    @crystalmarie2448 17 днів тому +2

    The guy who was chasing someone- i feel like alcohol was probably involved 😢. Some people just can't drink at allllll.
    But wait wasn't he at work?! How did this even happen?!

  • @davident1
    @davident1 17 днів тому +2

    This last guy is SOOOOOO annoying. Can Judge Goodbee give him life for that?????? LOL

  • @MrsMont91
    @MrsMont91 17 днів тому

    LMFAO. 🤪😅 “Thankful” sureerrr ya are. Yikes.

  • @saleendriver
    @saleendriver 17 днів тому +1

    Someone tell the whining beta with the "head injury" nobody cares.

  • @holofish
    @holofish 15 днів тому

    24:00 Ahhh. Hey DiSanto, listen to how clear this judge sounds!

  • @Tread1775
    @Tread1775 18 днів тому +6

    55:08 The transition from Mia to Ashley was jarring. Please protect my eyeballs Mike. They’re sacred to view the defendants appearance on your top notch show. Sometimes I don’t know what’s funnier. Their appearance, the quality of your performance, or their cranebrainiums.

  • @Wiggles610
    @Wiggles610 17 днів тому

    Why does it look like we arrested Ron Weasley?

  • @jautrey2223
    @jautrey2223 18 днів тому +3

    I missed it again, i’m no longer receiving notifications that a live is occurring :(

  • @EventuallyLate
    @EventuallyLate 17 днів тому +1

    Is "Mr Highstrung's" court held in a steam room? What's with the foggy camera?

  • @RayBecker
    @RayBecker 17 днів тому

    The second guy in Kansas....uh....yeah, okay....uh. Well, Mikey already cut in with the Love Boat so I reckon Mr. Fruitcup is open season. Aww, frig it. Not this time. It's a New Year!! What the hell, be nice. Happy New Year Michael. Wait a minute...I thought that "Those" people always have money. I'm baffled. I guess that's an urban myth. Is there a San Francisco, KS? Okay, STOP IT. That's enough. Way out of line there pal.

  • @catslivesmatter1268
    @catslivesmatter1268 16 днів тому

    I'm thinking things are going to change after the Death of the inmate here in Upstate NY while guards beat him to death in Marcy on a very light charge and there's a case for Mike! 14 guards and a nurse to be charged with murder

  • @laurelhess2836
    @laurelhess2836 18 днів тому

    Reiger has such a long neck that he could pull off wearing really long chandelier earrings.

  • @fabf7133
    @fabf7133 18 днів тому

    44:15 Judge Hardscore ?? Either scoring hard , hard to score, or a metalhead !
    Maybe the 3, but I'm sure he/she is a sweetheart

  • @nancypeck2803
    @nancypeck2803 17 днів тому

    ❤ love Regier.

  • @carolmiller7310
    @carolmiller7310 18 днів тому +1

    Thanks

  • @roelf8653
    @roelf8653 17 днів тому +1

    Nothing improves your reputation more than chasing a person with a knife. Did Judge Middleton cut his hair or was it just the camera angle? I don't have any lumps or bruises on my head right now so I'm kinda worried I'm going to die.

  • @mimiprays8288
    @mimiprays8288 17 днів тому

    Good for that Judge lowering the boom... she needs to go to jail for contempt, arguing with a Judge is the height of stupidity, and deep sigh and that noise is not bright lady..... Tired of disrespectful defendants getting away with their behavior...disgusting. "Phallic swelling"?? Maybe stop that... just a guess...he doesn't seem to be in a lot of pain if he's had that issue for 8 hours he'd be in pain...soooo..🤦‍♀

  • @jamesmclarey1075
    @jamesmclarey1075 17 днів тому

    14:00 Atty Brandon Byrd: "...boff of their stories..." Really? You're a f***ing attorney? "Boff"?

  • @jeanchavez2952
    @jeanchavez2952 17 днів тому

    Is there singing ? I love the new songs !😊

  • @1927su
    @1927su 5 днів тому

    Let him get his dog . 🐕uh oh temper tantrum looks pretty bad…

  • @cctruck-17
    @cctruck-17 17 днів тому

    Thank you for the thank you!!!

  • @amb865
    @amb865 17 днів тому

    Why didn’t that last guy’s attorney tell him to shut up?!

  • @Tweepx
    @Tweepx 11 днів тому

    Can a judge actually throw you in jail for contempt of court if you smell like weed/alcohol even if you test negative?

  • @Burg3rB0y
    @Burg3rB0y 17 днів тому

    Says a lot about Mike he’s still promoting Andy Warski and Ashton Parks 😮

  • @TheTonyMcD
    @TheTonyMcD 16 днів тому

    He was hust chasing him? You know, that's really all Michael Myers did too, just chased some people.

  • @Frostedminifirecracker
    @Frostedminifirecracker 18 днів тому +2

    The only injury I can see on that last guy is the one his parents perpetrated on the universe.

  • @Angela.Wells1988
    @Angela.Wells1988 17 днів тому

    Why is it always next time? Arrest them this time. Stop giving everyone a few free passes on stupid. No one should be told a second time not to come to court reeking.

  • @ParNielsen-sn4dt
    @ParNielsen-sn4dt 15 днів тому

    It's a dog day afternoon

  • @isabellflorence4956
    @isabellflorence4956 18 днів тому

    I wish someone would clean the lens of the courtroom camera.

  • @PitifulDelay
    @PitifulDelay 17 днів тому

    Why are the clips from the "high strung judge" with the hazy courtroom so sped up? You can barely understand what is being said.

  • @JB---
    @JB--- 17 днів тому

    I love Judge Middleton.

  • @sylviawoodward4095
    @sylviawoodward4095 17 днів тому +1

    Ike, my husband and I say the same thing, amateur night for New Year’s Eve drinking 👍🏻

  • @GuyChapman
    @GuyChapman 17 днів тому

    Trying to stare down Regierbot?

  • @Ks-hw9cn
    @Ks-hw9cn 18 днів тому

    He needs to chill out though before he has a stroke! I’ve never seen a judge go from calm voice to screaming at top of lungs and then back to calm voice so dang fast😮

  • @DMS1010
    @DMS1010 17 днів тому

    Boulder has laws?

  • @fabiancartouche
    @fabiancartouche 16 днів тому

    The coke rage judge had to yell to extract grief for his leniency. I prefer less yelling and less leniency. It's more dignified.

  • @ericleyton4153
    @ericleyton4153 17 днів тому

    I would love to be gifted a membership if there are any angel subscribers out there. It’s been a rough year. Plus, I didn’t get shit for Christmas.

  • @darkwolf1200
    @darkwolf1200 17 днів тому

    thank satan for 2x speed

  • @jcarroll135
    @jcarroll135 2 дні тому

    What the h377 did she just say 😮

  • @lolasmom6489
    @lolasmom6489 9 днів тому

    Poor dog :(

  • @JAREDKEITH.3.0
    @JAREDKEITH.3.0 17 днів тому

    Lat guy is a bit of a complainer 😅

  • @FandomsCreatorAi
    @FandomsCreatorAi 17 днів тому

    Happy new year friends ❤
    May this year be better for all of us, give me a gift, come see me

  • @anniee6616
    @anniee6616 17 днів тому

    51:18 RED GLAG GIRLS............ 🚨🚨🚨🚨

  • @anduncan15
    @anduncan15 18 днів тому +4

    Aw man, missed it by 4 minutes!

  • @othertalk3313
    @othertalk3313 17 днів тому

    Judge Goodbee??? More like Judge Bad...judge... or whatever. 😐

  • @rebeccascott4157
    @rebeccascott4157 16 днів тому

    This Brandon Byrd lawyer from MFD is terrible. His speaking is horrible. Janice is way better than this guy. I'm bored listening to him talk like he's hanging out with the boys.

  • @margaretmiley1752
    @margaretmiley1752 17 днів тому

    Is the shouty judge high? Screaming questions and then telling the defendant "shut up!" when she tries to answer. SO unprofessional, in contrast to the other judges on this channel

  • @brandon8541
    @brandon8541 18 днів тому +1

    Not to talk bad about the channel but these were hella boring

    • @cctruck-17
      @cctruck-17 17 днів тому

      ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?

  • @FromShetoMe
    @FromShetoMe 18 днів тому +1

    I wish someone would clean the lens of the court camera.

    • @mika72.-Bois
      @mika72.-Bois 17 днів тому

      I was thinking the same thing. That court camera lens was overdue for some cleaning.