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  • @catbeara
    @catbeara 5 років тому +7585

    One of my favourite law jokes I've ever heard: "where there's a Will there's a relative".

    • @NonniOP
      @NonniOP 5 років тому +29

      I love this

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara 5 років тому +16

      @@NonniOP my professor said it, but Idk where he got it from. 😅

    • @NonniOP
      @NonniOP 5 років тому +11

      catbeara your professor is great, i dont know why but i think small jokes like that are so funny

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara 5 років тому +6

      @@NonniOP I agree! And it certainly made the class laugh.

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara 5 років тому +4

      @Speaking Truth yup, it's awful.

  • @cmb4488
    @cmb4488 5 років тому +6141

    This is why you never let anyone know you won the lottery.

    • @axigon6904
      @axigon6904 5 років тому +186

      In some states like California, your name will be released!

    • @cluelesspotato8945
      @cluelesspotato8945 5 років тому +50

      I think it’s best to let your closest friends and family know. At least those that won’t run their mouth.

    • @alphaomega2937
      @alphaomega2937 5 років тому +57

      I wouldn't say anything I'm in the hospital right now and now my mom shows up looking for money and i can't even walk I believe everyone should keep something like this secret to much can go wrong

    • @xtinkerbellax3
      @xtinkerbellax3 5 років тому +29

      Unless you plan on living like you still make 50,000 a year they'll figure it out lol

    • @alphaomega2937
      @alphaomega2937 5 років тому +30

      @@xtinkerbellax3 I don't have a fancy house or anything so it might take a while for them to figure it out

  • @spyrath1935
    @spyrath1935 5 років тому +4806

    After realizing the check was cancelled, the guy decided that he had to earn his money, and became the second best meth cook in New Mexico

    • @MathewZ788
      @MathewZ788 4 роки тому +107

      Same thing what I said but sadly he gets killed for jackshit reason

    • @hanz2904
      @hanz2904 4 роки тому +11

      @@MathewZ788 lmao

    • @chrisbrown6168
      @chrisbrown6168 4 роки тому +77

      Third behind Pinkman

    • @xNightmareTCx
      @xNightmareTCx 4 роки тому +85

      And then he goes to be named partner in Pearson Hardman

    • @BamM88
      @BamM88 4 роки тому +22

      @@xNightmareTCx he also made good money working for Bobby Axelrod

  • @SonicGlitchmaster1
    @SonicGlitchmaster1 5 років тому +6260

    Guy who wins lottery: *dies*
    Everyone within a 100 mile radius: *It’s free real estate*

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 5 років тому +41

      Not if he swallows the lottery ticket before dying

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 5 років тому +28

      Mr Guest someone would take a knife and rip open his stomach to get that thing

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 5 років тому +13

      @@khorps4756 that is being desperate

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 5 років тому +5

      Literally

    • @ralphlotus
      @ralphlotus 5 років тому +3

      #putmetoyourear

  • @nukemman
    @nukemman 5 років тому +4199

    When you have money, you have more friends then you ever thought.

    • @mrfelipesensei
      @mrfelipesensei 5 років тому +86

      And less friends also

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 років тому +27

      Money corrupts people

    • @youtubeaccount1926
      @youtubeaccount1926 5 років тому +12

      don't play bud, do something else with that money, it's not meant to happen to get rich the easy way, will screw with your mental state if you lose or win

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 5 років тому +10

      Hey man I'm like a god I only exist when people need me

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 5 років тому +2

      Does that make one more or less lonely?

  • @theunclave6558
    @theunclave6558 5 років тому +7978

    Me: *wins lottery
    My dad who went to get milk 20 years ago: *ohh, hello there*

    • @sarahohandley144
      @sarahohandley144 5 років тому +35

      The Unclave I felt thissssss

    • @theunclave6558
      @theunclave6558 5 років тому +10

      @@sarahohandley144 f

    • @huuamai8151
      @huuamai8151 5 років тому +12

      @@sarahohandley144 you a snake? I don't think snakes stay with their young, either way...

    • @chrysalis-sbnbpcj17
      @chrysalis-sbnbpcj17 5 років тому +3

      xD

    • @fatimashahid8468
      @fatimashahid8468 5 років тому +2

      The Unclave Richard Waterson. Never thought I’d meet you here.

  • @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk
    @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk 5 років тому +12047

    Guy wins lottery only to lose it all on medical bills

    • @supersonicx01
      @supersonicx01 5 років тому +395

      Welcome to the USA! And the sad part is, he has the money to pay all his bills in full

    • @abasikahra9449
      @abasikahra9449 5 років тому +306

      What’s funny in this show this is a free clinic, meaning they pay nothing.
      Seriously guys this a show, come on.

    • @CraigFemboy
      @CraigFemboy 5 років тому +104

      The American health are system is a big midlle finger

    • @CraigFemboy
      @CraigFemboy 5 років тому +13

      @Benjamin Figgins it was a joke mate

    • @cesarbravo822
      @cesarbravo822 5 років тому +111

      @Benjamin Figgins ​ Actually there _is_ an episode where they deal with this directly. I don't remember the details, but the premise was that Cuddy had to negotiate with a few insurance companies while House did his usual shenanigans

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 4 роки тому +644

    You gotta appreciate Thirteen as one of the few who could parry House's cynicism.

    • @paulcolburn3855
      @paulcolburn3855 3 роки тому +17

      What I appreciate is Olivia Wilde did a full frontal nude scene once. Probably the only reason why they cast her on House.

    • @Janon743
      @Janon743 2 роки тому +33

      @@paulcolburn3855 that’s silly for it to be the only reason, obviously her acting skills reached what was needed for House MD to be the show that it was

    • @nasis18
      @nasis18 2 роки тому +9

      @@paulcolburn3855 that was years after she left the show.

    • @Jahnavi4464
      @Jahnavi4464 Рік тому +2

      ​@@paulcolburn3855she is a good actress and justified her role

  • @yudhaputra7035
    @yudhaputra7035 5 років тому +3001

    When i watch this episode, i was thinking "did his friend just get out with 10 million checks in his hand ?"

    • @noahmeyerhoff9470
      @noahmeyerhoff9470 5 років тому +18

      Is this episode not on Amazon Prime? I can’t find it there

    • @MrShroomed
      @MrShroomed 5 років тому +27

      @Semper fidelis Semper Paratus so what happens? how do you "cash" it in?

    • @may-m507
      @may-m507 5 років тому +17

      @Semper fidelis Semper Paratus What if he cashes the check after he dies?

    • @NinjaOnANinja
      @NinjaOnANinja 5 років тому +13

      @@may-m507 did you read the steps?

    • @coolL9457
      @coolL9457 5 років тому +45

      @@noahmeyerhoff9470 yes it is, its season 7 episode 20 'changes'. the description on this video is incorrect. Amazon prime has every single episode of house md from season1 to 8 i can 100% confirm for you.

  • @cher_cherry46
    @cher_cherry46 5 років тому +1698

    Me: *wins lottery*
    My mom’s side of the family: *hey sweetie, remember me?*

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 5 років тому +81

      Kinda similar. My dad passed away rapidly, his kids got his retirement account and relatives we had never met came out the woodwork begging for favors. People can be really pathetic.

    • @dawnbroker5156
      @dawnbroker5156 5 років тому +12

      @@silverblade357, that's life for you. Everyone is selfish.

    • @deadinsidemcgee411
      @deadinsidemcgee411 4 роки тому +4

      Oh my god that hits close to home

    • @ZinniaLP
      @ZinniaLP 4 роки тому

      Haha same

    • @ethangray2295
      @ethangray2295 4 роки тому

      Yeah no

  • @xatzpskl
    @xatzpskl 5 років тому +470

    Everyone : "Oh I suddenly saw you have won and now I love you"

  • @chimestonks
    @chimestonks 5 років тому +1431

    thirteen was the only one that ever fully understood him

    • @urmama54
      @urmama54 5 років тому +76

      and kutner the only one who could really be him

    • @SnuffIt
      @SnuffIt 3 роки тому +8

      Because they both have similar way of thinking, the difference was that 13 acknowledged the things House didn't

    • @Dogeathotdog1
      @Dogeathotdog1 3 роки тому

      666 likes

    • @theredscum4202
      @theredscum4202 2 роки тому

      13 raped all the male patients didn't you know that was revealed in the last episode?

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 2 роки тому

      @@SnuffIt I think it's because they both have something that everyone wants, but not all.

  • @Mister_Burner
    @Mister_Burner 5 років тому +3395

    dude looks like billy ray cyrus

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 5 років тому +70

      He going down the old town road with Lil Nas x

    • @eem5097
      @eem5097 5 років тому +52

      Or Lebowski

    • @SPECTRE_Madman
      @SPECTRE_Madman 5 років тому +13

      No he actually looks like gun that character from DC

    • @gengarvenom
      @gengarvenom 5 років тому +107

      He looks more like Harvey Bullock

    • @jakenolan1917
      @jakenolan1917 5 років тому +18

      Markus Rochin finally somebody said something about bullock

  • @mikecane
    @mikecane 5 років тому +2298

    "Lotteries are stupid" -- yet SOMEONE eventually wins. Except for Lupus. Because it's never Lupus. #TeamLupus

    • @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174
      @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174 5 років тому +37

      Someone did eventually win even lupus.

    • @kiminari9921
      @kiminari9921 5 років тому +14

      It was me. I won lupus

    • @mickeyboy90
      @mickeyboy90 5 років тому +5

      Everyone collectively loses

    • @jfj876
      @jfj876 5 років тому +2

      Said never Selena Gomez.

    • @meMYSELFnU
      @meMYSELFnU 5 років тому +8

      You know, I've got a friend that's a medic and he tells me lupus isn't actually as rare as the show makes it seem. There are loads of people with it in the real world, including Selena Gomez.

  • @sarahohandley144
    @sarahohandley144 5 років тому +2463

    Plot twist: the dude falls in love with House

    • @fatimashahid8468
      @fatimashahid8468 5 років тому +24

      Sarah O'Handley I ship.

    • @xerthus345
      @xerthus345 5 років тому +24

      Plot twist: he is asexual sociopath

    • @sarahohandley144
      @sarahohandley144 5 років тому +5

      Kaczka oh my lanta I like that so much betterrrrrr

    • @janesmith699
      @janesmith699 5 років тому +21

      Plot twist, he stops handing out ten million dollar checks to individuals and actually does something good with the money, like help war vets and disabled people and abandoned puppies and orphans. Why would his "friend" need ten million? No one needs that much unless they have medical needs or something.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 5 років тому +3

      @@xerthus345 Better character arc!

  • @luidiez
    @luidiez 4 роки тому +272

    Props to Thirteen for calling out the girl's fake contacts

  • @MrJenpaul123
    @MrJenpaul123 5 років тому +1735

    If you have money, kept it secret. Then the world might be so accommodating for you, but along with it, you gotta live with the lies. More money, more friends, and more fake friends.

    • @carolsimpson4422
      @carolsimpson4422 5 років тому +64

      I have a rich uncle I barely speak to though as I've got older i really grew to admire his wit and wisdom. But I'm scared to call or write jic he or anyone else perceives me to have ulterior motives ..no wonder rich people are afraid of fake friends- all the nice people are afraid of looking like suckups so the only "regular" folks they deal with are mercenaries lol

    • @xyoopridex
      @xyoopridex 5 років тому +21

      I heard that in some states when you win the lottery, the public announcement is unavoidable.

    • @EbolaSquirrel
      @EbolaSquirrel 5 років тому +25

      Its only legal in some states to win anonymously. I would tell nobody I won,and just pay for dinner and snacks for friends and things. I would still be paranoid as hell.

    • @Charziken
      @Charziken 5 років тому +10

      In my state you literally have to go public with your name, where you bought the ticket and your city of residence... you basically dox yourself if you win here

    • @Careidina342
      @Careidina342 5 років тому +13

      @@Charziken Which I think is pretty stupid. "Hey, you won the lotto! Let's paint a nice big ol' bullseye on your back."

  • @radhikavij5921
    @radhikavij5921 5 років тому +307

    “Noo Fraud was a fraud. You may stay miserable, but your long lost love is not going to be the reason why.”
    Epic

  • @josephhunt3693
    @josephhunt3693 5 років тому +1073

    If you didn't "love' me before I hit it big... I won't believe you after.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 5 років тому +22

      Well... unless they meet you after you do. It's not like it'll be written on your forehead. ;)

    • @AustinMichael
      @AustinMichael 5 років тому +26

      Why do you think movie stars and other people who hit it big one way or another only date and marry within that echelon of people? Money makes it so we could never believe anyone. Only people who really have partners in any form that are just normal while they are wealthy are ones who were around before they hit it big.

    • @Fif0l
      @Fif0l 5 років тому +12

      @@AustinMichael it's not exactly that. It's also the fact that you have more in common with other people who made it big, starting with the fact that you hang around a lot more rich people when you're rich, and people who started on the same level in childhood may hate you, because your success highlights their inadequacies.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 років тому

      @@jessiehogue. Well...duh, obviously. But they probably meant people who knew them before success. It's usually implied when such things are said.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 5 років тому +2

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Just like how my comment was implying humorous intent. But hey, nowadays, even smileys aren't enough to convey anything properly.

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 5 років тому +667

    2:56 'You're lucky you're hot and smart, because well, you're just lucky you're hot and smart.' That was hilarious to me for some reason.

    • @selkirkswift
      @selkirkswift 5 років тому +21

      Drew B because it’s really just as simple as that

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 5 років тому +3

      @@selkirkswift Indeed. :D

    • @eNiteGaming
      @eNiteGaming 5 років тому +36

      @@827Drew I mean "you got the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom." Is an amazong line imho

    • @kartikkenny1
      @kartikkenny1 3 роки тому

      What does this line mean, in the context? Like, why did he say it then?

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 3 роки тому +7

      @@kartikkenny1 It means, some people are lucky. Forget the smart part. Imagine you're a hot girl. Walk around for a while. People will give you things, for nothing.

  • @thegreathufflepuff7877
    @thegreathufflepuff7877 4 роки тому +889

    Me: *wins lottery*
    40th cousins, 10 times removed that I've never met before: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @MrSilvUr
      @MrSilvUr 4 роки тому +10

      Hey, there. Wanna be friends?
      :-P

    • @kawa1755
      @kawa1755 4 роки тому +5

      My cousin won 10 million his parents were kidnapped and killed. Along with his ex gf lmao. That one was just sad.

    • @db9944
      @db9944 4 роки тому +1

      @Aiden Jones Removed goes both directions. Time traveler who wants to invest. Even modest interest with a small amount of money could accumulate well over 600 years

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 3 роки тому +1

      That’s actually most people in the world

    • @thegreathufflepuff7877
      @thegreathufflepuff7877 3 роки тому

      @Jones Aiden indeed

  • @cornfed123567
    @cornfed123567 2 роки тому +60

    It's amazing how many lottery winners find the love of their life a few days later, man some guys just have all the luck in the world

  • @mrroboshadow
    @mrroboshadow 4 роки тому +118

    its patients like these that made me wish there was like a bonus episode that followed up on former patients

  • @DanSKull13
    @DanSKull13 5 років тому +1422

    I just hope he remembered to cancel that 10 mil check in time 😬

    • @auturgicflosculator2183
      @auturgicflosculator2183 5 років тому +67

      Would probably take minimum 3 days before the bank allows the transfer to go through~

    • @Obtite
      @Obtite 5 років тому +254

      @@auturgicflosculator2183 also when its a 10 million dollar check it needs to be verified by the one who wrote it. a 10 million dollar check does not just go through like a 100 dollar one

    • @mattgilbert7347
      @mattgilbert7347 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah there are strict protocols when it comes to large amounts of money, and they take time.

  • @Limpi43
    @Limpi43 5 років тому +685

    That's why I'm always suspecious when someone who haven't contact me in the past 10 years suddenly appears.
    And I didn't win 10M on lottery (sadly).

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 5 років тому +6

      It's actually a blessing in disguise if you don't win the lottery. Winning the lottery is more hell than it is good.

    • @mudyao
      @mudyao 5 років тому +8

      Usually trying to get you into pyramids schemes

    • @demo2382
      @demo2382 4 роки тому +3

      To be fair, you havent contacted them either.

    • @debojitrabha2502
      @debojitrabha2502 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @kaiz1845
      @kaiz1845 4 роки тому +8

      See, the secret is to just have no friends whatsoever, permanently. That way, after you win the lottery, you can know for sure that *all* the friends who suddenly show up are fake friends lol.

  • @StuartHollingsead
    @StuartHollingsead 2 роки тому +41

    "I just want Gale to make me his legendary coffee"
    "Is that to much to ask?"

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 5 років тому +1093

    People like this make me sick. Only coming to you for money

    • @Sev51
      @Sev51 5 років тому +10

      So, in the end, they took the money...?

    • @dushikorsou1
      @dushikorsou1 5 років тому +48

      There is a reason why people usually don't want their names mentioned when they win the lottery. Everybody just expects because you have money you will give them money for free.

    • @viennasavage9110
      @viennasavage9110 5 років тому +11

      @@Sev51 indeed. they explained at the end of the story that he continues to spend it all on the birth mark girl

    • @hannahsharpe9554
      @hannahsharpe9554 5 років тому +1

      This is actually my dad unfortunately

    • @ChelseaKMusee
      @ChelseaKMusee 4 роки тому +14

      Leaches appear in human form when you have money.

  • @folkengames
    @folkengames 4 роки тому +299

    There's lots of reasons to love Remy (13), but I think house likes her specifically bc she DOES have worse luck & life experience than he does. She's immune to the pity card and tells him the truth better than anyone.

    • @JoJoGranum
      @JoJoGranum 2 роки тому +3

      Nah House does appreciate her . In a twisted way . He always has an odd way he cares . Example : Wilson at the end . (Spoiler alert)

    • @newmoonwithface
      @newmoonwithface 2 роки тому +6

      @@JoJoGranum putting the spoiler alert after the message....

    • @stavik96
      @stavik96 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@JoJoGranum
      For the future the way you do spoiler alerts is usually something like this
      SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON 8 DOWN BELOW!!!
      Insert spoiler here.

    • @JoJoGranum
      @JoJoGranum 2 роки тому

      @@stavik96 kk ty

  • @giannivandenbosch7864
    @giannivandenbosch7864 4 роки тому +190

    People show their real side when you either loose everything, or they gain everything.
    And people show their worst side when you either gain everything or they have something to gain.

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim 2 місяці тому

      Deep, bro!!

  • @sidtom2741
    @sidtom2741 2 роки тому +56

    “You have a life-expectancy of... a pretty good sitcom” 😂😂

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster 5 років тому +233

    My guy just gave his "friend" 10 mil, got denied, and got replaced in 1 go.
    Y I K E R S.

    • @amagimofumofu6549
      @amagimofumofu6549 5 років тому +42

      He didnt give him 10 mil , only a check , which he can tell the bank that he refuses the depot of , so the 2 scamming twats got nothing in the end

  • @Garousimp
    @Garousimp 5 років тому +305

    "Hi :D"
    "Hi :)"
    *"BLURGHHHH"*

    • @psyl0s
      @psyl0s 5 років тому +1

      kermit_san_ 420 keec

    • @Garousimp
      @Garousimp 5 років тому +2

      @@psyl0s no idea what you said but okay buddy :)

    • @selkirkswift
      @selkirkswift 5 років тому +2

      South Park Stan all grown up

    • @psyl0s
      @psyl0s 5 років тому

      @@Garousimp i was sleeping lol!

    • @berkokten4444
      @berkokten4444 5 років тому

      thats stan and wendy

  • @toughmanrandysavage3077
    @toughmanrandysavage3077 5 років тому +839

    DON'T GIVE THAT MONEY TO HIM HE WILL JUST USE IT TO FUND HIS METH LAB!!!

    • @DEATH_ANGEL1178
      @DEATH_ANGEL1178 5 років тому +23

      TOUGH MAN RANDY SAVAGE hahah braking bad reference are great

    • @Forsentv2
      @Forsentv2 5 років тому +19

      im surprised that there are small amount of comments about breaking bad

    • @acespec4713
      @acespec4713 4 роки тому +3

      Gale Boetticher b like

    • @100PercentTHCfilmsX420X
      @100PercentTHCfilmsX420X 4 роки тому

      lmao

    • @armandomiranda2037
      @armandomiranda2037 4 роки тому

      I dont think he'd need to make a meth lab with that much money he wasn't a bad guy to begin with 😂

  • @jessical4866
    @jessical4866 5 років тому +238

    If you didn’t love me before the lottery, you don’t deserve me at $10 million.

    • @dansmith6990
      @dansmith6990 3 роки тому +3

      no one loved you before either, and you'll never with $10 million lawl

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch Рік тому

      ​@@dansmith6990What a cruel statement. You must be such a joy in life.

  • @adrianrichardson5257
    @adrianrichardson5257 5 років тому +318

    All this cancer is saving his life

  • @NewhamMatt
    @NewhamMatt 5 років тому +149

    Donal Logue is a fantastic actor. Loved him in Gotham.

    • @709mash
      @709mash 2 роки тому

      Agreed. Very underrated.

    • @randallmcgrath9345
      @randallmcgrath9345 2 роки тому +2

      Gotham had a solid 5 seasons. Overall actually better than the other DC shows cause Flash was only good for first 3 seasons and the 4th was okayish and Arrow only good for firsr 3 seasons or 4

    • @keithjones589
      @keithjones589 Рік тому

      how did I forget he was in an episode of house

  • @seriall1337
    @seriall1337 Рік тому +23

    My dad used to tell me a story about a guy he knew who was a multimillionaire. He liked to dress like a poor person and didnt like telling people he was rich. It was the only way he could tell if people genuinely enjoyed his company and that's how he met his wife.

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson Рік тому +1

      There are sign too, in this episode especially a red flag when the guy opens the envelope to check the ckeck.

  • @michaelweston6083
    @michaelweston6083 5 років тому +1400

    Olivia Wilde is seriously the prettiest women I have ever seen.

    • @Mr_Landfall_MTG
      @Mr_Landfall_MTG 5 років тому +10

      Agreed there

    • @lokanoda
      @lokanoda 5 років тому +38

      There's only one of her though

    • @michaelweston6083
      @michaelweston6083 5 років тому +20

      @Sherlock Holmes Odette is a 10/10 but Olivia is a 11/10

    • @scowler92
      @scowler92 5 років тому +12

      I dunno, looks like a lot of makeup there.

    • @senseinuuh
      @senseinuuh 5 років тому +20

      Then you clearly haven't seen me...

  • @TheJavierMartinez88
    @TheJavierMartinez88 5 років тому +136

    9:11"You have the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom" Har Har House.
    Trying to break the fourth wall there, uh?

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 5 років тому +15

      House isn’t a sitcom so I don’t think that’s a fourth wall break.

  • @glennryan3921
    @glennryan3921 5 років тому +68

    "You're lucky you're hot and smart"
    Idk why I lost it there

  • @victorcabanelas
    @victorcabanelas 5 років тому +78

    Damn, I miss this show! That dialogue between and House and 13 at the end was so good!

  • @awesomeat
    @awesomeat 5 років тому +136

    8:13 Mysterious lady: I'm your old flame. For realz.
    Lottery winning patient: I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some proof, lady, whip out yer baby bear.
    Mysterious lady proceeds to prove her claim.
    Gale Boetticher: Firk!

  • @Inn0IWNL
    @Inn0IWNL 5 років тому +89

    Me: * wins lottery *
    Dad: *TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER*

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 4 роки тому +175

    Guy: sneezes
    American healthcare system: *hippity hoppity your lottery is my property*

  • @blindfire3167
    @blindfire3167 Рік тому +34

    To think, Gale Boetticher went on to use that money to go through a Chemistry degree in Southeast Asia and went back to New Mexico to create the world's purest meth lmao

    • @DoomOfTheNoldor
      @DoomOfTheNoldor 8 місяців тому

      Except he didn’t create the world’s purest meth. That was Walter White

    • @blindfire3167
      @blindfire3167 8 місяців тому +1

      @@DoomOfTheNoldor "ACKSHYULLYY" 🤓🤓🤓

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy 5 років тому +103

    Before moving to Gotham Harvey Bullock was in a long lasting friendship with Gale Boetticher

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 2 роки тому +13

    "As opposed to the same Starfleet-issued tunic?" - As a trekkie, that made me laugh, also, as I slipped a disc in my spine this morning, that also hurt a lot!!! :P

  • @averageGoat_meh_eh_eh_eh
    @averageGoat_meh_eh_eh_eh 4 роки тому +83

    The absolute first thing you should when winning the lottery; hire a damn good lawyer and keep your mouth shut.

    • @joelmatus9442
      @joelmatus9442 2 роки тому +5

      The lawyer finna put work to yet that money too. Stay fucking woke. Trust nobody.

    • @claytonallen3397
      @claytonallen3397 2 роки тому +2

      @@joelmatus9442 invest the money in gold. Trust no one. Tell NO ONE

    • @fartsforeyes7651
      @fartsforeyes7651 2 місяці тому

      Hire the most morally bankrupt and greedy people on the entire planet? Yeah thats a fuckin great idea

    • @gerardjagroo
      @gerardjagroo 2 місяці тому

      The lawyer will be sure to find some way to screw you.

  • @ReganADHD
    @ReganADHD 4 роки тому +23

    When the growth factor shrank the tumors, I could see House just saying "Sooooo pump him with MORE growth factors. Get a garden hose if you have one".

  • @Nothing-sl5ro
    @Nothing-sl5ro 5 років тому +249

    Patient is actually a real cool and diverse actor. Wonder what he does next.

    • @Wolfgangus_Theophilus
      @Wolfgangus_Theophilus 5 років тому +15

      He just finished Gotham.

    • @geoffreygriffiths1385
      @geoffreygriffiths1385 4 роки тому +4

      And a great LAPD officer

    • @nickb2208
      @nickb2208 4 роки тому +1

      He does a lot but that doesn't make him a good actor. I think he's meh, is he better than your average young rich Jew yes is he built for HBO level dramas no he'd be best in something like my name is Earl.

    • @Vexingwings0052
      @Vexingwings0052 4 роки тому +1

      And an even better GCPD one

    • @jeffbrehove2614
      @jeffbrehove2614 4 роки тому +5

      And he was a funny father figure in Grounded For Life

  • @Luison40
    @Luison40 4 роки тому +18

    Patient: Get out both of you!
    Guy : leaves the room straight to the bank to cash the check before it gets cancelled

    • @kittyvsmedia7065
      @kittyvsmedia7065 4 роки тому +11

      Luis Perez luckily for the man checks that large have to be double confirmed by the guy who wrote it. Meaning when they try to cash it the bank will call and ask about it and he can cancel it

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront Рік тому

      @@kittyvsmedia7065 word

  • @Riley_Mundt
    @Riley_Mundt 3 роки тому +88

    Imagine you're in the hospital, you've been diagnosed with cancer, and the doctor comes into your room and tells you "We're giving you more cancer."

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 2 роки тому +1

      Want to like this comment, but it's at the good number of likes.

    • @Riley_Mundt
      @Riley_Mundt 2 роки тому +2

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 I respect that.

    • @ItsMrBozToYou
      @ItsMrBozToYou 2 роки тому +2

      Later: "We actually gave you *less* cancer. Oops?"

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 5 років тому +41

    Man wins $100M.
    Man goes to charity like, "I'll pay you $50M if you tell everyone I gave you $100M."

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 роки тому +6

      I mean, you could, but there tends to be paperwork around that kind of thing, especially as the tax collectors will be looking to see if they have a claim.
      Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead. Sometimes.

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront Рік тому +1

      @@michaelccozens nice

  • @OFLIN
    @OFLIN 3 роки тому +15

    "Where's the money Lebowski?"
    That's what i thought seeing him :D

  • @MrPig40
    @MrPig40 5 років тому +18

    "he'll always be hopeful, so he'll always be happy."
    That explains why I'm so misrable...

  • @typicalwalrusk8424
    @typicalwalrusk8424 5 років тому +165

    Gale from Breaking Bad and king horik from vikings

    • @jakenolan1917
      @jakenolan1917 5 років тому +12

      Daniel Hardman and Harvey Bullock

    • @rositasultana6835
      @rositasultana6835 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, Gale...good catch.

    • @greywilds_2765
      @greywilds_2765 5 років тому +2

      Donal logue from real life

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 4 роки тому

      Bullock didn’t get tricked into shooting a subordinate by pig headed serial killer just be known as King Horik.

  • @inyalgaico1563
    @inyalgaico1563 5 років тому +440

    Almost half way into the vid...... WHERE THE HELL IS HOUSE!?

    • @trenchcoatjoe1891
      @trenchcoatjoe1891 5 років тому +7

      The other half

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 5 років тому +8

      Jeez, this series has other characters too, you can last 5 minutes without House... This episode pretty much focused on lottery guy and 13.

    • @prosperity2723
      @prosperity2723 4 роки тому +4

      My boi is probably on another side quest again

    • @NoName-ms8jb
      @NoName-ms8jb 4 роки тому

      He was "housed" away somewhere. HARHARHAR!!!

  • @Lee-ud8oo
    @Lee-ud8oo 5 років тому +22

    "You're lucky because you are hot and smart"-Taub to Thirteen.

  • @scottys1423
    @scottys1423 4 роки тому +114

    "Lotteries are stupid," says the genetic lottery winner.

    • @TheAnnasmee2
      @TheAnnasmee2 4 роки тому +20

      Do... you watch the show? She has huntingtons

    • @WimsK45
      @WimsK45 3 роки тому

      There's no genetic lottery. Only karma.

    • @scottys1423
      @scottys1423 3 роки тому +7

      TheAnnasmee2: The character does, the actress does not.

    • @scottys1423
      @scottys1423 3 роки тому +7

      @@WimsK45 Open your eyes. Of course there is.

    • @WimsK45
      @WimsK45 3 роки тому

      @@scottys1423 There is absolutely not. Only positive or negative karma. You really think all of this is random ??

  • @beachcomber2008
    @beachcomber2008 4 роки тому +31

    _"We are who we are. Lotteries are stupid."_ - Amen to that.

  • @life.with.too.many.animals9411
    @life.with.too.many.animals9411 2 роки тому +9

    The fact that you "loved someone" but couldn't even recognize them is insane....if you were 6 years old SURE but as an adult, that woman looked nothing like the other.

  • @IAmSnuffles
    @IAmSnuffles 3 роки тому +9

    Me, four seconds into the video: Oh my gosh, it's Harvey!
    Me, eight seconds into the video: OH MY GOSH IT'S GALE

  • @MoistMeter
    @MoistMeter 4 роки тому +63

    Me: wins the lottery
    My family: *I serve the Soviet union*

  • @tamerafarly7666
    @tamerafarly7666 5 років тому +324

    Is that the man from Gotham?

  • @daniharkness00
    @daniharkness00 4 роки тому +62

    I win the lottery the first thing I’m getting is amnesia.

  • @JustARandomSomething
    @JustARandomSomething 5 років тому +24

    He use to be a lowlife and live in a caravan until he became rich, then he blew up his caravan and lived the high life.. Theory of a deadman anyone?

  • @Dyl482
    @Dyl482 4 роки тому +13

    9:51 This is the only time House looks directly into the camera in an almost- breaking the 4th wall type way. I wonder what the point of that was

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 3 роки тому

      First he talked about thirteen's life, then she about House's, maybe the look in the camera was to address the viewers about the same issues

  • @CRUZTYPANCAKES
    @CRUZTYPANCAKES 3 роки тому +5

    Harvey and Gale, Detective and Meth manufacturer. Perfect duo

  • @anthonymendez1997
    @anthonymendez1997 5 років тому +10

    “On The Line” -The Limetree Warehouse is the song that plays at the end (one of my favorite songs used in the series) @8:07

    • @Badaneco5
      @Badaneco5 4 роки тому

      thanks was looking for the song name

  • @kalabell4098
    @kalabell4098 4 роки тому +11

    Hubby and I have agreed that if we ever win the lottery, we're keeping it quiet from everyone for this exact reason

    • @claytonallen3397
      @claytonallen3397 2 роки тому

      Good idea

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront Рік тому

      and then he kills you

    • @mikebliss1835
      @mikebliss1835 Рік тому

      That's another way to make people hate you. Because then they'll be like "Why didn't you tell me?"
      The only to win the lottery is not to play.

  • @napiernygma8075
    @napiernygma8075 5 років тому +11

    another reason why house and 13 got the most special relationship in the series

  • @CA-bw9vw
    @CA-bw9vw 4 роки тому +6

    I love how Hardman's actor plays an equally smarmy guy here. Seems like that's his specialty 😂

    • @biclopse8731
      @biclopse8731 3 роки тому +1

      Still trying to steal money, wonder if it's for the same mistress 😆

  • @TheWolfbay
    @TheWolfbay 3 роки тому +20

    you should never else anyone know you won the lottery, it might be a heavy burden, but if you need a friend to share this secret with... ill be here for you :^)

  • @kangar1797
    @kangar1797 4 роки тому +7

    9:10 “You’ve got the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom” damn

    • @SKn6426
      @SKn6426 4 роки тому +1

      OMGGG I read this comment as I heard house say it

  • @ruthcleopatra
    @ruthcleopatra 5 років тому +85

    It's never Lupus.....

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 роки тому

      Except that one time

  • @kloomfn
    @kloomfn 5 років тому +7

    Me:wins lottery
    my dad that has been "dead" for 6 years: hi i heard you in the newspaper
    Me: plz dont

  • @mactire6045
    @mactire6045 3 роки тому +20

    Everytime i see Donal Logue it makes me sad that we didn't get more than one season of Terriers. It was literally the best show of the last 15 years that was cancelled after 1 season.

  • @tigerqueen7923
    @tigerqueen7923 5 років тому +63

    When you win the lottery they don’t give you all the money at once and you lose a bunch to taxes

    • @nightwolf48nm
      @nightwolf48nm 5 років тому +13

      You're right about the tax but I think in different states you can choose to get the money on a schedule or all at once.

    • @bs4e
      @bs4e 5 років тому +8

      You guys in America get taxed on lottery winnings??

    • @pulsartech2945
      @pulsartech2945 5 років тому +6

      @@bs4e yup, it counts as income

    • @bs4e
      @bs4e 5 років тому +3

      @@pulsartech2945 sucks for you'll

    • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
      @user-wq9mw2xz3j 5 років тому +1

      @@bs4e lol imagine there being something you are not taxed on

  • @Perfectt852
    @Perfectt852 3 роки тому +3

    Even tho I could use money like that and it really change my life. My friendship could never be bought. I only want friends that will be their when I'm really at my deep end. When I wanted to end it all. I saw who my real friends were and those who truly cared. That was the day I realized I truly wasn't alone.

  • @melanies3355
    @melanies3355 5 років тому +61

    Are we not gonna talk about how Jennifer is Anne Shirley?

  • @KolbyA
    @KolbyA 5 років тому +16

    House to Thirteen: “You have the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom...”
    I’m laughing so *fucking* hard rn

  • @Leongon
    @Leongon 2 роки тому +1

    Never tell anyone when you are suddendly wealthy, specially your family as they are the most likely to feel entitled to it. Only tell the one or two people who helped you get there.

  • @TheNuckinFoob
    @TheNuckinFoob 2 роки тому +11

    This is exactly why you hire a lawyer to claim lottery winnings if your state allows it. Keep your name as far away from it as possible, otherwise friends and family will come out of the woodwork begging for handouts. If a state requires you claim the winnings under your own name you should file a legal name change to something incredibly exotic or rare but still a relatively normal sounding name then, after you get your winnings, you can legally change it back to your normal name. This way your legitimate name isn't attached to it at all. 👍

  • @IsaiahPZ4199
    @IsaiahPZ4199 5 років тому +3

    2:57 yeah very nice response Taub

  • @RobeonMew
    @RobeonMew 4 роки тому +11

    Let's hope he voided that check

  • @12345jli
    @12345jli 3 роки тому +4

    8:57 thirteen and house scenes are always the best

  • @crazyex642
    @crazyex642 4 роки тому +4

    "Maybe you don't have to hate the universe for dumping a giant turd on you"
    - House M.D.

  • @simunator
    @simunator 3 роки тому +3

    the writers for this show was FANTASTIC.

  • @kallyannabanana3723
    @kallyannabanana3723 5 років тому +18

    HE STILL TOOK THE MONEY THOOO

    • @leahalford9432
      @leahalford9432 3 роки тому +4

      It’ll take days for a 10 million check to go through and he probably had it voided.

    • @noobel9238
      @noobel9238 2 роки тому

      You can call the bank and void any check payment. Also once it goes over a specific payment amount they legally have to contact him and get his okay on the check

  • @blank_0112
    @blank_0112 5 років тому +6

    "Lottery is stupid"
    someone's been watching idubbbz

  • @LordGingerBerry
    @LordGingerBerry 4 роки тому +10

    “You got the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom.”

  • @FireOccator
    @FireOccator 2 роки тому +2

    The real unhappiness comes when he realizes that those lottery winnings get taxed and wired in portions over decades.

  • @tomlxyz
    @tomlxyz 5 років тому +3

    I'm so paranoid about people's intentions that I don't think that I could get fake friends

  • @cordingdesert9566
    @cordingdesert9566 Рік тому +1

    I'd have to be really down a financial cul-de-sac in order to even think of doing anything like this.

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 2 роки тому +3

    3:02 True.
    As for the pasient, I feel bad for people that win big on the lottery, it totally changes the way people treat you. Think I've heard plenty of stories about relatives murdering their own just to inherit the money they won as well. If I ever win I hope it's an okay but still relatively small sum, as much fun as it would be to have 20 mill euro or something it would just make life worse in many aspects.

  • @alissabrown9252
    @alissabrown9252 3 роки тому +1

    didn't realize how blue his eyes are. 9:30

  • @skillet9141
    @skillet9141 5 років тому +83

    All this Gotham shit, which I never really watched. To me, he’s Sean Finnerty from Grounded for Life, a pretty old show that I watched many times as a kid.

    • @victorcabanelas
      @victorcabanelas 5 років тому +1

      Even though I don't like the show, I gotta say he's perfect for that role. Personally, I always call him "that guy from Blade", but he's really good at most things he does.

    • @eZetaaa
      @eZetaaa 5 років тому +2

      OMGGGGGG i totally forgot the name of that show. i remembered him as a family dad but i couldn't remember the name, thanks a lot

    • @lafkalaf6374
      @lafkalaf6374 3 роки тому

      Same for me !

  • @ItsCrayon
    @ItsCrayon 5 років тому +2

    I cannot get over that Harvey from Gotham and that guy from breaking bad are both in this episode.

  • @boimantoby5797
    @boimantoby5797 5 років тому +19

    0:09 yo it’s Gail

  • @danielvillalba5375
    @danielvillalba5375 Рік тому +1

    Doesn't matter if he won the lotto...the hospital bills will make sure that he will be back to square 1.