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  • @steezlauren6965
    @steezlauren6965 3 роки тому +1659

    He was pulling himself not the poo from her ass joe come on 😂😂🤦‍♂️ you guys never fail to make my day

    • @ejwennberg
      @ejwennberg 3 роки тому +79

      They're not that smart if you haven't noticed lol. At least they're funny.

    • @Jake-og9lr
      @Jake-og9lr 3 роки тому +170

      The whole time I was expecting them to make the realization and it just didn't happen 😑

    • @susieqz813
      @susieqz813 3 роки тому +41

      I don’t think I’d enjoy these as much if they were 100% intelligent 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @janessa7581
      @janessa7581 3 роки тому +2

      That’s what I thought

    • @aliciaferguson9997
      @aliciaferguson9997 3 роки тому +1

      Right! Lol

  • @kamilas_diary
    @kamilas_diary 10 місяців тому +108

    THE WAY FRANK WAS TRYING TO GET JOE HARD AND FAILING BY LAUGHING IS TOO FUNNY😭😭

  • @christiecatherine4641
    @christiecatherine4641 3 роки тому +155

    Joe and frank freaking out about flipping their feet around and squealing like "a fuckin pig," so was so adorable.

  • @monicag.2152
    @monicag.2152 3 роки тому +446

    “Even dead women don’t believe men.” Quote of the century, thank you Frankie

  • @erinmahieu6212
    @erinmahieu6212 3 роки тому +1122

    The school girl squeal talking about their beds SENT ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wynterfleury2798
      @wynterfleury2798 Рік тому +9

      It’s so relatable though

    • @stacysaurusrex
      @stacysaurusrex 11 місяців тому +2

      What is the time stamp? Please

    • @estopesto2647
      @estopesto2647 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@stacysaurusrex 7:25

    • @emilyharwood89
      @emilyharwood89 10 місяців тому

      They're such baby boys 🥹🥹

    • @carveylover
      @carveylover 6 місяців тому +1

      I love that they have the same conversation two years later. These men love their bed time.

  • @karalynnn8492
    @karalynnn8492 3 роки тому +270

    when frank was trying to talk sexy to joe and was like "im gonna say the sexiest things in the world rn" i expected him to just say joeys name 😂😂😂😭

  • @troublessavage
    @troublessavage 3 роки тому +155

    Bed euphoria is real. Especially when you've washed all the linens and you're fresh out the shower and you got nice fuzzy clean socks on and it just feels like perfection

    • @akosszabo6835
      @akosszabo6835 Рік тому +2

      Omg I got goosebumps reading this 😭

  • @markav123
    @markav123 3 роки тому +1112

    Bro the fact that they thought that “pulling it” meant pulling the poo out her, never thought I would be so disappointed in them 🤦🏽‍♂️😭

    • @med8615
      @med8615 3 роки тому +4

      LOOOOL SAME

    • @amiramark
      @amiramark 3 роки тому

      get a life...shit was funny, and don't mean the real stuff.

    • @jbaby362
      @jbaby362 2 роки тому +3

      My head hurts I'm so disappointed, I don't think I've ever experienced this before

    • @arlenem1926
      @arlenem1926 Рік тому +5

      I had to concentrate hard to not yell at the screen.
      How did they not understand?

    • @fujoshiotaku5832
      @fujoshiotaku5832 Рік тому +2

      That's what I think too? What does it mean then

  • @garretthm1997
    @garretthm1997 3 роки тому +471

    Pretty sure it wasn't pulling the poop out, she meant he was pulling himself and able to finish before she was done going to the bathroom. Or atleast that's how I took it.

    • @adonaiguardado6062
      @adonaiguardado6062 3 роки тому +51

      I agree, pulling would mean masterbash

    • @thekidd2117
      @thekidd2117 3 роки тому +27

      Exactly!! These 2 are special!! 😂🤣😂

    • @mattalcala7722
      @mattalcala7722 3 роки тому +5

      Was gunna like, but it’s at 69 likes… giggity

    • @April10th1998
      @April10th1998 3 роки тому +17

      That’s literally what it means. These two sometimes surprise me...🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

    • @ashphillips453
      @ashphillips453 3 роки тому +19

      I was waiting for them to check and realise half way through the conversation but no. It never came 😂😂

  • @jessicahusson8338
    @jessicahusson8338 3 роки тому +348

    As a woman, there’s nothing better than fresh, clean sheets, freshly shaven legs, and a comfy pillow. I legit rub my legs/feet together like a grasshopper.
    Also, my fiancé LOVES his pillows. He kneads them like a fuckin’ cat 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rhiannacoady8370
      @rhiannacoady8370 2 роки тому +8

      Thissss!!!! And clean hair, fresh pjs, and your nails done!! Actually nothing better

  • @paolaruiz5657
    @paolaruiz5657 11 місяців тому +11

    going on a binge watch because i keep seeing you guys on tiktok and i honestly havent finished a video without CRYING laughing😭😭😭

  • @Varsitylover03
    @Varsitylover03 3 роки тому +552

    I legitimately thought I was the only one who rubbed my feet like that in bed, I'm so glad other people do this too!!

    • @larissasmith1730
      @larissasmith1730 3 роки тому +4

      Same! Haha

    • @jasonbasant5624
      @jasonbasant5624 3 роки тому +2

      Same 😂

    • @RENTKARproductions
      @RENTKARproductions 3 роки тому +2

      I do this too! I thought I was weird 🤣

    • @PickledMorty
      @PickledMorty 3 роки тому +2

      I got just as happy, maybe happier than they did when they were talking about it.

    • @Brakidoo
      @Brakidoo 3 роки тому +8

      I think Joe just got us a step closer to unity and world peace by helping us realize we all do those bed things lol

  • @jaredlaws7932
    @jaredlaws7932 3 роки тому +204

    Frankie: "Joe, you don't trust me"
    Me: *flashes back to Frankie saying he can kill a moose and a crocodile with his bear hands* "yeah that's probably for the best."

  • @megaultimatemega
    @megaultimatemega 3 роки тому +103

    “You’re going to need a ladle” this image will horrify me forever

    • @meaghans4380
      @meaghans4380 3 роки тому +5

      I didn't know what this meant... and then I got to that part and i had the same reaction as Frankie

  • @DanniShanea
    @DanniShanea 3 роки тому +87

    Omg so are we all kicking our feet in the bed out of excitement? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @beatbeautyyy
    @beatbeautyyy 3 роки тому +48

    I’ve been sat here for about 10 minutes dying with laughter that you guys thought “pulling it” meant pulling the poop out😂😂 over in the UK pulling it over here means a lil bit of lonesome boy fun time😂

    • @Ep-up6ss
      @Ep-up6ss 5 місяців тому

      Yea, it means the same thing in the states

  • @missmysterious
    @missmysterious 3 роки тому +115

    love you guys but english is not my first language and even i understood what she meant by "pulling it" ... you guys are so special and that's why i can't get enough of this podcast

    • @paula6027
      @paula6027 Рік тому

      what do they mean by pulling it?? i dont get it

    • @yezzey3
      @yezzey3 Рік тому

      ​@@paula6027 the guy was jerkjng off, not pulling the poop out

    • @rithornanie_
      @rithornanie_ 9 місяців тому

      @@paula6027it meant pulling it out the d

    • @kylahhenderson3514
      @kylahhenderson3514 3 місяці тому

      @@paula6027the dude was jerking off😭

  • @TightLeather1
    @TightLeather1 3 роки тому +218

    Also Frankie… you do get cool DM’s.. I sent you a video of me on Christmas morning when I was little opening up a holographic charzard card

    • @TightLeather1
      @TightLeather1 3 роки тому +29

      That you have yet to open 😔🥲

    • @ells6756
      @ells6756 2 роки тому +3

      Has he opened it yet

    • @TightLeather1
      @TightLeather1 2 роки тому

      @@ells6756 nope 🥲🥲🥲

  • @JohnHope-tt3jx
    @JohnHope-tt3jx Рік тому +4

    6:29 Frankie’s little “listen listen listen” was so sweet lol

  • @kyliemiller4684
    @kyliemiller4684 3 роки тому +67

    I feel like the J.Lo pooping on Joe’s chest question comes up a lot. 😂

  • @briannel9949
    @briannel9949 2 роки тому +21

    The fact that you thought any of your videos were ever safe for work is hilarious 😂

  • @ckayway2203
    @ckayway2203 3 роки тому +23

    This killed me. Laughed so hard and often that I burnt myself with my curling iron 6-8 times 😂😂😂

  • @triciawakefield4640
    @triciawakefield4640 3 роки тому +45

    I’m so happy I’m not the only one who rubs my feet when I’m laying in bed. The fact that they get excited about this makes my day 😂

  • @JonoGia
    @JonoGia 3 роки тому +62

    “Pulling it” must be an Australian/UK thing. Hilarious how you guys thought it was pulling shit out

  • @abbyeprelip3154
    @abbyeprelip3154 Рік тому +7

    This episode had me screaming at the screen clearing up all of your confusion omfg I’m crying laughing

  • @deelilahtravels4088
    @deelilahtravels4088 3 роки тому +32

    “Pulling it” means he’s pleasuring himself you goofballs😆😆

  • @ashphillips453
    @ashphillips453 3 роки тому +16

    "a montage of people wearing your merch" 😂😂😂

  • @filastyle84
    @filastyle84 3 роки тому +16

    6:32 "BATS!!"
    Jesus christ, that made me jump! 🤣

  • @ahoytherekaty
    @ahoytherekaty 2 роки тому +14

    The giggling over being comfortable in bed is SO funny!

  • @DancerForLife0901
    @DancerForLife0901 3 роки тому +16

    Why did Joes nyc Italian come out so hard in this episode😂

  • @rogue6856
    @rogue6856 3 роки тому +17

    The fact that Joe is contemplating letting J.Lo 💩 on his chest…I’m dying🤣😂🤣☠️💀☠️ I love this podcast!

  • @libratude9595
    @libratude9595 3 роки тому +26

    *Hot start, love Joe's laughter.*

  • @donmoss5506
    @donmoss5506 3 роки тому +9

    i listened to the entirety of this podcast today on spotify and have been upset about it ever since, at 14:32 when the DM mentioned the boyfriend "pulling it to her shitting" she 100% meant he was masturbating and finishing in the time it took her to take shit. I was unreasonabley angry that poor Joey and Frankie thought he literally pulled on her shit... I can rest in peace now

  • @daisycortes6507
    @daisycortes6507 Рік тому +3

    How did this episode start off all wholesome about the beds then took a hard left turn lol

  • @bbymoon
    @bbymoon 2 роки тому +12

    The fan girl happy sounds because of being in bed and “im so hyped about this” about sleeping!?! I love these men omg

  • @desertsteez
    @desertsteez 3 роки тому +5

    Why is it so funny when Joe grabs the corded red phone lol..

  • @RENTKARproductions
    @RENTKARproductions 3 роки тому +24

    The amount of times I almost spit out my food from laughing is alarming LOL don’t eat while watching this episode

  • @jaywaive5728
    @jaywaive5728 Рік тому +2

    i got up to dim the light during the 'devils tango' fell down and smashed my lip open it was bleeding, but he didn't care and we continued like nothing happened 😂😂

  • @Abell05
    @Abell05 3 роки тому +7

    It's rare that I have to pause this podcast to gather myself. But when Frankie said "...pulling crap..." that was game over.

  • @eddieluna7979
    @eddieluna7979 3 роки тому +25

    Sometimes Frank says some things that make me question if the man ever got an education.

  • @snoopginger7071
    @snoopginger7071 3 роки тому +1

    happy birthday frank, the day this came out was my birthday and this is the best gift I could've asked for

  • @viktoriadesousa7091
    @viktoriadesousa7091 3 роки тому +3

    i live for these podcasts PLZ LIVE FOREVER

  • @charliewright468
    @charliewright468 3 роки тому +9

    I feel like Frankie saying if you’re not married by 33 get it together was a subtle dig at Joe and Sammy 😂

  • @sabrinajo5281
    @sabrinajo5281 3 роки тому +4

    Not me getting excited and rubbing my feet together as well 😂😂😭

  • @cellyzs
    @cellyzs 3 роки тому +3

    "did you just say?"
    "that sucked"
    JAJAJA DEEEEED

  • @Emilyrain925
    @Emilyrain925 3 роки тому

    MeUndies and Basement Yard is the collab I’ve been waiting for for SO LONG

  • @kmerfield1
    @kmerfield1 3 роки тому +4

    “You take shits that sound like cats?” 🤣

  • @quarterpounder6587
    @quarterpounder6587 3 роки тому +8

    Everyone go get Native Deoderant it's honestly the best deodorant out there. It is very mild yet masks the nastiest musk and it lasts all day even in the heat.

  • @scribeknight4488
    @scribeknight4488 3 роки тому +6

    I can confirm I too get copious amounts of dopamine from getting into my comfortable cold bed.

  • @jackiemcfee9043
    @jackiemcfee9043 3 роки тому +4

    when you grow up in the burbs and city people talk about bats like they’re dinosaurs or something 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshuggah1
    @joshuggah1 3 роки тому +10

    "You'll have a steamy coil in the middle of your chest. Are you happy? Do you want it"
    - Frank Alvarez

  • @allen1678
    @allen1678 3 роки тому +13

    If you wanna hear the sexiest thing in the world by the lips of Jason Momoa himself jump to 17:50

  • @rebeccamadeira2728
    @rebeccamadeira2728 Рік тому +3

    I wished so badly that I could interject and tell them what "pulling it" meant 😂😂😂

  • @jonathanclayjr7256
    @jonathanclayjr7256 3 роки тому +1

    4:56 totally giving me “ if you had A BED” vibes😂😂

  • @SamanthaMacdoBroad
    @SamanthaMacdoBroad 2 роки тому +10

    Joe and frank actually forgot women get their periods. Actually. 😂😂

  • @saralyndelfosse9677
    @saralyndelfosse9677 3 роки тому +2

    One day I will sit down to eat, pick an episode to enjoy and not have to stop half way through my meal. One day....one day...
    It's my own fault really, I should definately know better by now 😂😂😂 But still love you guys, you are so entertaining to listen to!

  • @aliciaboehm4007
    @aliciaboehm4007 3 роки тому +8

    "Yo I'm batting" 🦇

  • @ilovebotosauraus
    @ilovebotosauraus 3 роки тому +2

    Love both of you so much, obsessed with Joe he’s literally the background on my phone lol 😂 but damn I’m happy I listened to this, after work at 12:29am in a bubble bath just totally trynna relax, instead of at work lol (I work at claires in the mall) LOL 😂 💕💕

  • @sarahalyssa692
    @sarahalyssa692 Рік тому +2

    I love how y’all just dive right in no appetizer

  • @RioTianna1408
    @RioTianna1408 3 роки тому +3

    "Sticks and carrots" I'll be using this for now on lolol

  • @lorirommel659
    @lorirommel659 3 роки тому +13

    Happy Birthday Frank!. Yeah, how do you pull poopie? It was his PP. Pretty sure. I may be 58, but love you guys. You get me through my boring day.

  • @lilbrit1811
    @lilbrit1811 2 роки тому +1

    Big sloppy mud pie!! man I love “I think you should leave” 😂👌🏼 ps why is Joe so cute when he rubs his eye like that🥹🤭

  • @whatsarahsays9304
    @whatsarahsays9304 3 роки тому +4

    Okay wait, gravestone screens is such a genius idea tho

  • @CallmeSal42
    @CallmeSal42 2 роки тому +2

    Yo, this episode made me so glad to know other people also get all excited when they get in bed 😂😂

  • @drewrichards
    @drewrichards 3 роки тому +12

    Frankie…..that’s exactly what slacks are 😂🤣

  • @quicksilver8122
    @quicksilver8122 2 роки тому +5

    its a good thing yall are funny and cute. bless your hearts.

  • @martynapecak94
    @martynapecak94 3 роки тому +2

    Holy shit this episode is freaking amazing!! Laughed my ass off so hard 😂😂😂

  • @wjr95
    @wjr95 Рік тому +1

    This video may have caused my fastest subscribe. You guys are hilarious

  • @voelker16
    @voelker16 3 роки тому +17

    You guys should play Detroit become human. This game is so trippy of how realistic the android look!

  • @humantranscendence
    @humantranscendence 3 роки тому +8

    Bro... I was having breakfast when they brought on the poop... And I was having Cocoa Puffs 😭
    They ruined it.

  • @devinraecorey8509
    @devinraecorey8509 3 роки тому +12

    Bed. The best time of the day! I relate to the excitement surrounding that topic way too much.
    Also, smells. Like this is gonna sound nutty. But I sleep with my baby blanket still, rarely wash it, & the scent of it is like the most comforting thing ever to me. I rub it on my face & can’t stop smelling it. Helps with my stress levels after long day at work. Yep I’m that weird fucker

    • @lmpfunk
      @lmpfunk 3 роки тому +3

      This is way more common than people think! Lol I have two friends that are generally normal people that are 30 and have their blankies

    • @itsyaboijacrispy5080
      @itsyaboijacrispy5080 3 роки тому +1

      Sameeee

    • @susieqz813
      @susieqz813 3 роки тому

      I have a stuffed leopard I got when I was 7 that is the same… and I’m 39 😬

  • @beewilson7144
    @beewilson7144 3 роки тому +1

    I didn’t even know it was possible to burn pasta my entire life until a week ago. Me and my boyfriend moved in together and I guess there was not enough water for 2 boxes of pasta and the bottom burnt. I’ve never been more disappointed in myself

  • @MsSuperchunk
    @MsSuperchunk 3 роки тому +4

    And Frankie is dancing like Jkwon and I am here for it.

  • @ferngully1338
    @ferngully1338 Рік тому +1

    The amount I wish I could date joe just cuz he is so hilarious is ridiculous

  • @robertjohnleite2044
    @robertjohnleite2044 3 роки тому +7

    How you start your mondays.....right here

  • @DevoLover1995
    @DevoLover1995 3 роки тому

    Anyone else alwayssss calculate the direct middle of the video. Joe just goes “iT cOuLd HaPpEn” 😂

  • @avamichele710
    @avamichele710 3 роки тому +2

    I love reading the crazy random comments before I start the videos 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stellabebes3999
    @stellabebes3999 2 роки тому

    I am legitimately crying laughing rn at work 😂

  • @kellym5830
    @kellym5830 Рік тому +1

    "I wouldn't suck as a vampire" I mean.... technically....

  • @vdb000
    @vdb000 3 роки тому +1

    30:00 I watched were the millers couple days ago as well 😂😂

  • @silverstrossner3512
    @silverstrossner3512 Рік тому +1

    Me actually sitting at work listening rn.

  • @GingerTheMusical
    @GingerTheMusical 2 роки тому +1

    I’m new to the channel and I’m watching your videos in reverse order and I’ve completely lost track of how many times frank has asked joe if he would let JLo poop on him. 😂😂😂

  • @Whilemine
    @Whilemine 9 місяців тому

    FRANKIE IVE NEVER CRINGED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE 😂😂😂 no dirty talk!!!

  • @victoria-ou4qq
    @victoria-ou4qq 3 роки тому +3

    35:21 dr. doofenshmirtz makes a brief, guest appearance

  • @mrgibbets34
    @mrgibbets34 3 роки тому +1

    Dude I thought I was the only one who did that when they got super comfy!

  • @jessicahyatt5259
    @jessicahyatt5259 3 роки тому +14

    I wonder if theyll re watch n realize how over there heads the whole conversation went 😂

  • @lilkoala
    @lilkoala 3 місяці тому

    My ass is like a thermos for poop joes face i cried😂

  • @KBerry-ug5zx
    @KBerry-ug5zx Рік тому +1

    I'm relatively new to the show, but this is overall the WILDEST episode I've listened to, no contest. 😮

  • @CollinSalvatore
    @CollinSalvatore 3 роки тому +3

    Frankie looking GOOD here 🤌🏼🤌🏼

  • @carolinearias3223
    @carolinearias3223 3 роки тому

    My family is Cuban and they sometimes do the thin layer of mayo on rice, but they put peas and other veggies on top. It’s delicious

  • @lasoob
    @lasoob 3 роки тому +17

    how do you guys not for once think she meant 'jerking it' when she said 'pulling it'?! you can't pull poop 😂

  • @oriannaisabella7041
    @oriannaisabella7041 3 роки тому +6

    I regret eating during this episode

  • @kristenbrock6905
    @kristenbrock6905 11 місяців тому

    I’m a few years behind but this has been the nastiest video ever 😂😂 i’m sooo grossed out!! 😂😂😂

  • @iamahay
    @iamahay Рік тому +2

    The fact that they don’t know what “pulling it” in British slang means 😭😭🤣

  • @lizethcastillo3760
    @lizethcastillo3760 3 роки тому +1

    I died at 18:08 I’m crying lmfaooooo

  • @sgoodz
    @sgoodz 3 роки тому +6

    I mean this in the most endearing way but I finally realized that Frankie gives me Gene from Bob's Burgers vibes a bit lol

  • @VanessaPineda-o8h
    @VanessaPineda-o8h Рік тому

    Frank said he was gonna say the sexiest thing in the world…..and then proceeded to say that 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m crying! What even was that?!

  • @avesaoirsepraesens3537
    @avesaoirsepraesens3537 6 місяців тому

    “…yo- I’m batting” 🦇

  • @Leia_TheLabss
    @Leia_TheLabss 3 роки тому

    You guys! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ “pulling it” aka jerking it. There’s no way he was actually pulling it out. 😂😂😂

  • @cant5203
    @cant5203 3 роки тому

    Happy Belated Birthday!! 🎂