Sorry about how loud the movie is in the background. The quality of our copy was terrible, so I had to turn the volume up to make out the dialogue. I'm so good at this UA-cam thing.
"Police are still looking for suspects but according to witnesses the letters "HUUUUUURRRRRRR!!!!!" were written on the wall in what seems to be the victims blood. Back to you, Tom....."
My boss is a former Navy SEAL who now grow cannabis and he was in the service with Jesse Ventura. Some of the stories he tells about Jesse or pretty freaking funny!
@@JasonBrant i could probably sneak a couple in 😉 one story that doesn't involve Jessie but was told to him could have possibly inspired a scene in Predator but it could be a coincidence...🐷
@@JasonBrant The possibility of this being an inspiration is definitely plausible but who knows. My boss was a Seal in 'Nam and it was his first night in the jungle, he was on point. As they crept through the dense, humid tangle of foliage they heard something move...immediately they stopped and waited. In the pitch black they waited with baited breath thinking it was a VC patrol slowly approaching them in the darkness. Closer and closer, trigger fingers ready to punp and dump anything in their path of fire. Finally they came within their strike zone and the squad unloaded EVERYTHING on their targets! Grenades exploding...lighting up the night, automatic weapons swaing through the dense air and foliage. Finally they stopped shooting and approached the targets...as the smoke rolled through the air, sulfurous and hot with irony blood , the squad approached cautiously...through the smoke they saw mangled meat and organs...bloody chunks and severed flesh strewn everywhere. They shined a light through the smoke and to their shitgrin...it was the body of a HUMONGOUS pig!!!! They killed a frign pig...when they returned to base everyone started calling them porky and had pig jokes...served ham in the mess haul and stuff. JUUUUST saying my boss never even saw Predator just knew Jessie had that big ass gun and would harrass him about it from time to time but that's a story for another time. Trimming herbs listening to these war stories is insane. My boss served with jessie after the war and had some FUN stories about him. I will tell a few later
Strangely, every year at Christmas time when most people watch Die Hard, I watch Abraxas Guardian of the Universe. It's an unofficial "Movie set during Christmas" so I watch it every year...God, this statement just made me want to re-evaluate my life.
@@megatronjenkins2473 no, there isn't... that way of thinking is why society, especially americans, are portrayed as mindless zombies seeking brains. none of you have an intellect beyond that of the mainstream narrative and will never have one original thought in your entire lives
@@JasonBrant Yeah I find it super good too. I really love your channel. If I could give you one advice........try using Lucifers name for swearing instead of using Jesus's . Just to be more inclusive to your Christian/bible thumper audience. I love mankind and I love Jesus and I love your channel I really do but I would rather hear c_nt, f_ck or anything other then the lords name in vain. In dont like telling people how to talk or swear but some people have no idea how it can offent about a billion people. Though so many christians dont have the balls to say anthing about it, in the end you seem like a fun, nice, considerate guy and for me I love it with a passion how you have segall in your cross hairs. I pretty much think the televangelist kenneth copeland, and the creep stephen segall is the worst ever. I am always rooting for you and your wife when you guys almost puke watching segall make the moves on someone. Awesome channel, great editing, lots of fun keep up the good work. From canada peace and thanks for considering. For me when i stopped swearing (except video games its impossible) it took a long time. anyhow in the end I think you guys are really swell and I will try and promote a lot. I am from Vancouver Canada, where are you guys at?
Oh yeah boy, a pretty good cult classic. Also congrats, Jason! Next week is the big 150, you've come a long way and I wish you had more subscribers because your content is great and I always recommend your channel to people who ask for bad movie channels
I had to Google to see if there was some other previous source for anti-life equation, cuz yeah, Darkseid was the first thing I thought of when I heard that.
Fun Fact: "Strong As I Am" by The Prime Movers was also used (and better used) in The 1986 film Manhunter, which was the first Hannibal Lecter movie that featured Bryan Cox as Lecter.
From the post-partum sexy sax solo to the most eighties, pinch harmonic heavy guitar solo possibly ever recorded, the music killed it! Maybe not always appropriate for the scene, but killer, nonetheless.
I can imagine the scenario on the set of “The Running Man” Jesse: “Hey Sven, I have the movie that’s going to get us out of Arnold’s shadow!” Sven: “Vats the vame of the vovie?” Jesse: “The working title is ‘Self-moistening Box of VD” Sven: “Vets do it !!!!!!”
Man...I could have sworn you guys did this already🤣. Love this one. Every time I watch it I walk around saying "Sukundis" in my best JV voice for days!
Reason for the Jim Belushi cameo is simple; the woman who plays the female lead is his wife. They would divorce a year later. Her IMDB credits claim she did a small part in a tv show 5 years later and that was it. Not sure if she went into more theater work or just got out of the industry entirely, but this was the only film she was the lead in. All the others appear to be various small roles or unnamed extras.
Strangest thing about this movie is that apparently Jim Belushi's character is the same character he plays in the 1987 movie The Principal, which is a WILDLY different movie from this.
VD KILLS!! Erin was fighting for her life a couple of times during this viewing, hilarious! That dialogue though, I have heard more cohesive conversations in terrible porn!
That weird song around the 24:00 Mark was also featured in Michael Mann's "Manhunter" (1986); the first film adaptation of Thomas Harris ' book "Red Dragon" ...
Trying to figure out this movie is like trying to figure out how Mr. Ventura won the Minnesota governor's race. ... Actually, I take that back. The reason he did win that election is that the major-party candidates he was running against both sucked. He was actually the lesser of three evils. Or, at least, that was how it looked at the time.
Days Of The New! Nice. Really enjoyed this viewing. Erin saying the thing about the thing with the thing and almost spitting out her beer was terrific. Great chemistry and genuine dorkiness. Love you guys.
I heard you mention the “special guest voice” at the end. In this movie (and I have zero idea how the makers roped them into this), Sven’s “Answer Box” is voiced by Moses Znaimer and Jesse’s is voiced by Marilyn Lightstone. Moses Znaimer is a big media personality in Toronto; he founded one of the local TV stations back in the 70s and still maintains a big presence in radio and print. I actually met both him and Marilyn Lightstone during a Doors Open at the radio station before the pandemic. I should have asked them about this movie.
I would never watch the movies SBIG watches on my own. The fun in it is watching the gangs fun in it. I don't even know how I came across this channel. I just know once I did, I was an instant fan.
They both were in the running man. His name is Sven-Ole Thorsen. He was the secretary guard that transported Arnold. The scene were Arnold stabbed the guy with the pen after signing the contract.
Oh, man. I love Abraxas. So much of this movie’s plot, including the Anti-Life Equation, was ripped off wholesale from Jack Kirby’s far, far superior Fourth World comics from the seventies.
How can you pay to have Jesse Ventura in your movie (who even in 1990 was still pretty popular), and then have some of the worst shot fight scenes possible.
The song around @23:06 is "Strong as I Am' by The Prime Movers, which is best known for appearing in a critical scene in Michael Mann's 1986 neo-noir 'Manhunter'. It starts playing at the beginning of the scene in which the serial killer Francis Dollarhyde (The Tooth Fairy) mistakes the actions of a lover for betrayal and cuts loose of all his humanity, in his mind becoming the "Red Dragon". It is a criminally underrated film, one of Mann's best; far more serious and light years better than the absurdly gothic "Silence of the Lambs" psuedo-sequel from 1991. Mann was known for using obscure new wave & post punk music in many of his productions, including the TV show "Miami Vice" and the films "Thief", "Heat", "Collateral" and so forth. I was really surprised it showed up in this clunker.....
The song in the end is called "Strong As I Am" and was also featured in Manhunter. Classic 80's cheese!!! I actually sing it when I'm DMing D&D games during boss fights. Hearing it featured in this film in way it was brings a tear to my eye. Best Soundtrack EVER!
🤣😂🤣😂 "He's wearing the bed." Also for those that don't know Jesse had a Rat Tail for many years, I think he cut it while he was Governor, then grew it back. He has some sort of old war story about why he had it.
With all the Steven Seagal movies y'all have seen, I'm surprised you haven't watched Above The Law yet, I mean, that's his first movie, so obviously it's got to be really good
This video has really given me some important questions to ponder between now and Thursday, such as, “would the proper designation for such a chin really be assface, or would faceass be more accurate?”
This movie came out 3/4 years after "The Running Man" at which Ventura had full head of hair in that film, either he was already balding and was wearing a toupe/ had a combover in that film or they cut most of his hair for this film.
This looks really really bad man. There is a b movie with similar theme called Peacekeeper from the same year [1990] with Robert Forster and Robert Davi. That movie is however really good and a perfect fit for you guys! Its an upgrade in everyway!
The song “Strong as I am.” By the Prime movers was in the movie Manhunter from 1986 which was the first thriller to introduce the Hannibal Lecter character.
I believe the sax solo was performed by Canadian sax player John Johnson. He has done a ton of session work. One of the two actors in the control room at the beginning of the movie that explains Jesse's mission is Damian Lee... he is the writer, director, and producer of the film.
That crazy song towards the end where the bearded guy is going after the kid was also in Manhunter (the first Hannibal Lector movie) and used much better.
That guitar song with the lyrics "strong as I am" (idk the real name) is also in the really amazing movie manhunter by Michael Mann. It was used well in that movie and kind of oddly placed in this.
When i was 8 or 9 i was running through a trail at a park. I ran straight into a branch and damn near skewered my eye. I am now 40 and whence uncontrollably in any scene of any movie that involves running through the woods......it was traumatic
With this soundtrack I kept hoping that the oily bodybuilding saxophone player from lost boys would show up to battle Jesse Ventura! It would have fit so well. 😂
I’m glad to see someone actually did a reaction video to this movie 😂 but we are going to need you to react to the The following movies 🤣 Robo Vampire, Galaxy Invader, Blood-Massacre, Suburban Sasquatch, The last vampire on Earth lmao
Jim Belushi was in the movie, as he was dating the lead actress at the time. Arnold was original supposed to star in this movie, and Svend Ole Thorsen, one of Arnolds personal friends plays Secundus. Svend is danish (and a bit of a culthero here in Denmark), but speaks english with an allmost unintelligabel danish accent. He is in allmost every Arnold movie, but usually has little to no dialog. He can be seen in, among other movies, Conan, The Running Man, Predator, Gladiator and plenty others..
As a very wise, observant man once said, "when you're making a low budget, sci-fi movie, you can film it almost anywhere." Well...at least that guy from Paper Chase wasn't in this one.
Wait, is this the movie that sample in Michael Jackson's song 'Morphine' is from? The part where the woman's voice says 'Tommy'? It sounded just like it.
Anti Life Equation is literally A.L.F Our favorite cat eating Alien! I'm surprised you guys did get this. (or anyone in the comments) (Also I'm going through the back catalog so don't hate me for commenting on a year old video! 😝)
Sorry about how loud the movie is in the background. The quality of our copy was terrible, so I had to turn the volume up to make out the dialogue. I'm so good at this UA-cam thing.
Top Notch Skills. Almost Seagal- esque.👌
Sifu approved
Nobody does it better.
Time to snatch every mutha fukas burthday lol 😆
@@JasonBrant "The names Brant, Jason Brant ,Universal Exports."
They kept mentioning the anti life equation so much I half expected darkseid to rock up half way through
"Are you a birthing member of the human race?" ; So in touch with the modern times!
The movie was ahead of its time!
"Steve sent us this. So, we're blaming him for Slipstream, and hopefully thanking him for Abraxas."
Steve was found murdered in his home today.
😂😂😂
"Police are still looking for suspects but according to witnesses the letters "HUUUUUURRRRRRR!!!!!" were written on the wall in what seems to be the victims blood. Back to you, Tom....."
@@dirtycrewman 🤣
@@dirtycrewman ok, fine a few bonus Energon cubes, that was funny🤣🤣🤣🤣
You guys crack me up.
The writers were so proud of the VD joke that they kept going back to it.
Yup.
Even the joke is contagious!!
@@ericseitzler81 🤣
Quick get the penicillin.
Abraxas sounds like something you clean your bathroom with 😀
The Fallout games have Abraxo Cleaner, probably intentional🤣🤣🤣
@@megatronjenkins2473 right! I knew it sounded familiar 😀
Abraxas, for that fresh scent of lemon!
🤣
It wipes your memory clean after watching this movie.
My boss is a former Navy SEAL who now grow cannabis and he was in the service with Jesse Ventura. Some of the stories he tells about Jesse or pretty freaking funny!
Anything you can share?
@@JasonBrant i could probably sneak a couple in 😉 one story that doesn't involve Jessie but was told to him could have possibly inspired a scene in Predator but it could be a coincidence...🐷
@@Humongous420 did he claim chew would make you a sexual tyrannosaur? Lol
@@supersaiyanbino 😂😂😂😂😂😂 No but that'd be funny as FUUUUURK
@@JasonBrant The possibility of this being an inspiration is definitely plausible but who knows. My boss was a Seal in 'Nam and it was his first night in the jungle, he was on point. As they crept through the dense, humid tangle of foliage they heard something move...immediately they stopped and waited. In the pitch black they waited with baited breath thinking it was a VC patrol slowly approaching them in the darkness. Closer and closer, trigger fingers ready to punp and dump anything in their path of fire. Finally they came within their strike zone and the squad unloaded EVERYTHING on their targets! Grenades exploding...lighting up the night, automatic weapons swaing through the dense air and foliage. Finally they stopped shooting and approached the targets...as the smoke rolled through the air, sulfurous and hot with irony blood , the squad approached cautiously...through the smoke they saw mangled meat and organs...bloody chunks and severed flesh strewn everywhere. They shined a light through the smoke and to their shitgrin...it was the body of a HUMONGOUS pig!!!! They killed a frign pig...when they returned to base everyone started calling them porky and had pig jokes...served ham in the mess haul and stuff. JUUUUST saying my boss never even saw Predator just knew Jessie had that big ass gun and would harrass him about it from time to time but that's a story for another time. Trimming herbs listening to these war stories is insane. My boss served with jessie after the war and had some FUN stories about him. I will tell a few later
Strangely, every year at Christmas time when most people watch Die Hard, I watch Abraxas Guardian of the Universe. It's an unofficial "Movie set during Christmas" so I watch it every year...God, this statement just made me want to re-evaluate my life.
sounds like you need to develop an intellect first, than learn how to think independently from the mainstream narrative
I think I'll put this and Elves on next Christmas as a double feature.
@@evilswissy there are ways to say that without sounding like a dick, y'know.
@@megatronjenkins2473 no, there isn't... that way of thinking is why society, especially americans, are portrayed as mindless zombies seeking brains. none of you have an intellect beyond that of the mainstream narrative and will never have one original thought in your entire lives
@@evilswissy that was a mean thing to say. You should apologize.
Jim Belushi's appearance is probably a nod to The Principal (1987). His character in that movie even has the same name (Latimer).
His real life wife was the main actress.
Was his character this stupid in The Principal?
@@JasonBrant yes
@@JasonBrant He's not exactly exemplary.
The Principal is awesome
When Sven Ole Thorsen asks you a question the answer is always "yes". That guy was bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger at one point. Beast 💪💪
I don't know why, but I have to laugh so hard everytime this bluescreen pops in. What a great running gag 😂.
Thanks!
@@JasonBrant Yeah I find it super good too. I really love your channel. If I could give you one advice........try using Lucifers name for swearing instead of using Jesus's . Just to be more inclusive to your Christian/bible thumper audience. I love mankind and I love Jesus and I love your channel I really do but I would rather hear c_nt, f_ck or anything other then the lords name in vain. In dont like telling people how to talk or swear but some people have no idea how it can offent about a billion people. Though so many christians dont have the balls to say anthing about it, in the end you seem like a fun, nice, considerate guy and for me I love it with a passion how you have segall in your cross hairs. I pretty much think the televangelist kenneth copeland, and the creep stephen segall is the worst ever. I am always rooting for you and your wife when you guys almost puke watching segall make the moves on someone. Awesome channel, great editing, lots of fun keep up the good work. From canada peace and thanks for considering. For me when i stopped swearing (except video games its impossible) it took a long time. anyhow in the end I think you guys are really swell and I will try and promote a lot. I am from Vancouver Canada, where are you guys at?
@@planes3333 You sound fun to be around 🙃
Oh yeah boy, a pretty good cult classic. Also congrats, Jason! Next week is the big 150, you've come a long way and I wish you had more subscribers because your content is great and I always recommend your channel to people who ask for bad movie channels
Thanks so much!
There was no reason for all the explosions in the warehouse, other than to keep the actors and crew from freezing to death.
🤣
The Anti-Life Equation, Mother Boxes, Boom Tubes...was this originally meant to be a New Gods film!?
Someone was definitely cribbing from their collection of DC comics
I had to Google to see if there was some other previous source for anti-life equation, cuz yeah, Darkseid was the first thing I thought of when I heard that.
@@Mireille7458 Makes you wonder if this was a rejected proposal for a New Gods movie and they repurposed it.
Did Darkseid's box have VD?
@@JasonBrant No sir, it did not.
The running joke for this movie is 50% of the budget went into the title card.
For real.
Ventura: "I don't knooow about the cunnilingus. I don't have the information. I was unaware of the cunnilingus."
Fun Fact: "Strong As I Am" by The Prime Movers was also used (and better used) in The 1986 film Manhunter, which was the first Hannibal Lecter movie that featured Bryan Cox as Lecter.
Damn it, now i need to watch Manhunter again, such a good film!
Love that film. I saw bit of it on tv and everything I saw drove me to find the damn thing to see it all the way through!
I was trying to place the music! Love Manhunter
Great movie, Manhunter.
Man, I haven't seen that since high school. Need to revisit it.
Jessie Ventura always rocked a bandana in WWF so we never knew he was balding, and in Predator he was wearing a hat, lol
And a hairpiece in The Running Man 🤣
@@chaddeez8446 lmao I forgot he was in running man!! Lmao. Full head of hair outta nowhere lol
That would explain it.
Forgot about the rug in Running man. Lol
"I don't have time to bald."
From the post-partum sexy sax solo to the most eighties, pinch harmonic heavy guitar solo possibly ever recorded, the music killed it! Maybe not always appropriate for the scene, but killer, nonetheless.
You nailed it.
If you could bend a guitar string in the 80s you had a career in Hollywood
@@burtknighten4438 Too bad I was 5 in 80.
I can imagine the scenario on the set of “The Running Man”
Jesse: “Hey Sven, I have the movie that’s going to get us out of Arnold’s shadow!”
Sven: “Vats the vame of the vovie?”
Jesse: “The working title is ‘Self-moistening Box of VD”
Sven: “Vets do it !!!!!!”
9:43 2 men wrestling in the woods with sexaphone music on the soundtrack.
Glorious filmmaking.
Man...I could have sworn you guys did this already🤣. Love this one. Every time I watch it I walk around saying "Sukundis" in my best JV voice for days!
Reason for the Jim Belushi cameo is simple; the woman who plays the female lead is his wife. They would divorce a year later. Her IMDB credits claim she did a small part in a tv show 5 years later and that was it. Not sure if she went into more theater work or just got out of the industry entirely, but this was the only film she was the lead in. All the others appear to be various small roles or unnamed extras.
Strangest thing about this movie is that apparently Jim Belushi's character is the same character he plays in the 1987 movie The Principal, which is a WILDLY different movie from this.
Haven't seen that one - and yeah, that's strange.
shut omggg yes he was principal latimer
@@JasonBrant you should watch it. its so bad its good
They were hoping nobody would notice or care back then, but now we have the internet 🤣 haha busted 😂
This!
"The thing and the whole thing." Its that kind of in-depth technical analysis of these films that keeps us coming back for more.
Anti Life Equation? Isn’t that a DC Comics Darkseid thing?
I love the Erin laughing fits. You need to compilation that😂
Abraxas is just the Superman/Darkseid story done by the guys who wrote the Mario movie.
VD KILLS!! Erin was fighting for her life a couple of times during this viewing, hilarious! That dialogue though, I have heard more cohesive conversations in terrible porn!
If he said cunilingus one more time...
That weird song around the 24:00 Mark was also featured in Michael Mann's "Manhunter" (1986); the first film adaptation of Thomas Harris ' book "Red Dragon" ...
Hey guys! Happy Sunday to yall
Happy Sunday!
I nearly lost my shit when I saw Jesse's rat tail! I remember that being popular with kids when I was in grade school, lol!
The end with Sven walking through with the 🔥 is like the opening of WWF RAW 🤔🤣
Trying to figure out this movie is like trying to figure out how Mr. Ventura won the Minnesota governor's race.
...
Actually, I take that back. The reason he did win that election is that the major-party candidates he was running against both sucked. He was actually the lesser of three evils. Or, at least, that was how it looked at the time.
Cool that Jesse “VIN-TOUR” could be in this film!
Hey, that's my pick-up line when I talk to women. 03:41
Works every single time.
I got no time to bleed from VD and other stuff Ventura will agree😁
🤣 🤣
Days Of The New! Nice. Really enjoyed this viewing. Erin saying the thing about the thing with the thing and almost spitting out her beer was terrific. Great chemistry and genuine dorkiness. Love you guys.
I heard you mention the “special guest voice” at the end. In this movie (and I have zero idea how the makers roped them into this), Sven’s “Answer Box” is voiced by Moses Znaimer and Jesse’s is voiced by Marilyn Lightstone. Moses Znaimer is a big media personality in Toronto; he founded one of the local TV stations back in the 70s and still maintains a big presence in radio and print. I actually met both him and Marilyn Lightstone during a Doors Open at the radio station before the pandemic. I should have asked them about this movie.
Holy shit, that is hilarious. The world is so small.
I would never watch the movies SBIG watches on my own. The fun in it is watching the gangs fun in it. I don't even know how I came across this channel. I just know once I did, I was an instant fan.
They both were in the running man. His name is Sven-Ole Thorsen. He was the secretary guard that transported Arnold. The scene were Arnold stabbed the guy with the pen after signing the contract.
I wonder if he was ever able to score some steroids???
Scot to score some steroids
Jesse and Sven reunite after the Running Man
Known about this flick for decades but never seen it, and now hearing the sax soundtrack might've finally won me over.
Brian's analysis is spot on. It's Terminator and they filled in the parts they couldn't remember with Firestarter and Carrie.
This is gonna be hilarious watching you guys make sense out of this one. 😂😂😂
A Hawk Hauling T-Shirt!?
Christ!! What a deep cut.👍
It's so weird to see Sven-Ole Thorsen outside of an Arnold movie.
Hard Target and Gladiator!
When I heard them mention the Anti-Life equation, It made me think of Darkseid always looking for it.
"Did you just reboot?" LoL! I'm definitely gonna use that one. 🤣
You guys are the best movie review channel on UA-cam; THANK YOU!
Got to go with Rifftrax on that one
7am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!
I haven't seen this in over 20 years, so it'll basically be brand-new!!
It's a treat.
I have this movie on DVD, sitting in my closet right now. Just wanted to put that out there....
Stab it with a dagger made from pure silver, coated with Holy water. It's the only way...
I'm sorry.
@@jackflash8218 Nah, I think I'm good bud. Had it for over 20 years and I only occasionally hear voices warning me about VD....
They’re both in Predator too. Arnie says “Knock knock” then blasts Sven through a wall.
This man became the Governor of Minnesota, y'all.
I kept waiting for Jesse Ventura to change into Captain freedom but he never did and I was very upset about that
The soundtrack sounds like it was lifted from a softcore porn movie.
It's all over the place.
Oh, man. I love Abraxas. So much of this movie’s plot, including the Anti-Life Equation, was ripped off wholesale from Jack Kirby’s far, far superior Fourth World comics from the seventies.
How can you pay to have Jesse Ventura in your movie (who even in 1990 was still pretty popular), and then have some of the worst shot fight scenes possible.
Jim Belushi needed a couple thousand to make rent. 😂
"Are you a birthing member of the human race" - my next pick up line.A worthy substitute for "hello".
The song around @23:06 is "Strong as I Am' by The Prime Movers, which is best known for appearing in a critical scene in Michael Mann's 1986 neo-noir 'Manhunter'.
It starts playing at the beginning of the scene in which the serial killer Francis Dollarhyde (The Tooth Fairy) mistakes the actions of a lover for betrayal and cuts loose of all his humanity, in his mind becoming the "Red Dragon". It is a criminally underrated film, one of Mann's best; far more serious and light years better than the absurdly gothic "Silence of the Lambs" psuedo-sequel from 1991. Mann was known for using obscure new wave & post punk music in many of his productions, including the TV show "Miami Vice" and the films "Thief", "Heat", "Collateral" and so forth. I was really surprised it showed up in this clunker.....
"Anti-life equation?" Isn't that Darkseid thing...from DC? how did they get away with the copyright? Lol
The song in the end is called "Strong As I Am" and was also featured in Manhunter. Classic 80's cheese!!! I actually sing it when I'm DMing D&D games during boss fights. Hearing it featured in this film in way it was brings a tear to my eye.
Best Soundtrack EVER!
🤣😂🤣😂 "He's wearing the bed." Also for those that don't know Jesse had a Rat Tail for many years, I think he cut it while he was Governor, then grew it back. He has some sort of old war story about why he had it.
With all the Steven Seagal movies y'all have seen, I'm surprised you haven't watched Above The Law yet, I mean, that's his first movie, so obviously it's got to be really good
You missed the joke. Sukondis, Sukondis nuts! Which is almost cunnilingus 😂
This video has really given me some important questions to ponder between now and Thursday, such as, “would the proper designation for such a chin really be assface, or would faceass be more accurate?”
Assface.
13:45 every time I hear "anti-life equation", I think Darkseid is gonna show up and get in a fight with Superman 🤣🤣🤣
Nice, dude... nice.
🤣
This movie came out 3/4 years after "The Running Man" at which Ventura had full head of hair in that film, either he was already balding and was wearing a toupe/ had a combover in that film or they cut most of his hair for this film.
Sweet…you guys had me cracking up. 😂😂 love the videos & keep up the good work
This looks really really bad man. There is a b movie with similar theme called Peacekeeper from the same year [1990] with Robert Forster and Robert Davi. That movie is however really good and a perfect fit for you guys! Its an upgrade in everyway!
Thank a lot for the Videos, It is gold every time. You three brighten up my days 👍👍👍
Abraxas, which was both huge overtones of DC's cosmic stories, AND one of the first times Jesse Ventura's not wearing a bandana.
Yeah I was just wondering if Darkseid sent the bad guy.
Ugh, you guys making me drink a beer watching yall at 11 am Sunday. Lol, I mean... I'm not mad 🤣
No, just an alcoholic.
@@megatronjenkins2473 , nah. It's the 23 I have planned after that one. 2 down
Is that you, Dave?
@@JasonBrant Amazon searching beer bandolier currently.
The song “Strong as I am.” By the Prime movers was in the movie Manhunter from 1986 which was the first thriller to introduce the Hannibal Lecter character.
I believe the sax solo was performed by Canadian sax player John Johnson. He has done a ton of session work.
One of the two actors in the control room at the beginning of the movie that explains Jesse's mission is Damian Lee... he is the writer, director, and producer of the film.
That crazy song towards the end where the bearded guy is going after the kid was also in Manhunter (the first Hannibal Lector movie) and used much better.
VD- Ventura Disease
The only thing this channel needs is Shaw brothers movies.
"Is he squeezing his cheeks to death?" Man it really *IS* like TLOU episode 3
everytime i hear Jesse Ventura talk i just hear '' goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus ''
Jesse Ventura is a badass. I hope this bald haircut will be popular again.
The skullet is always classy.
SHHHHHHHHH! Zoomers are already wearing unironic pedo-stashes!
That guitar song with the lyrics "strong as I am" (idk the real name) is also in the really amazing movie manhunter by Michael Mann.
It was used well in that movie and kind of oddly placed in this.
I now expect a follow up video of you and Brian shooting propane tanks 😆
Didn't know that I needed the term "Ass Face Implants" in my life until this episode 🤣🤣
When i was 8 or 9 i was running through a trail at a park. I ran straight into a branch and damn near skewered my eye. I am now 40 and whence uncontrollably in any scene of any movie that involves running through the woods......it was traumatic
With this soundtrack I kept hoping that the oily bodybuilding saxophone player from lost boys would show up to battle Jesse Ventura! It would have fit so well. 😂
21:35. That's how you show how expression "mind blowing discovery" looks on screen.
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The Wall of Garbage is incredible. 😲
Damn shame that @18:18 Jesse got them "Sad Bolos"...I guess he didn't snap into a "Slim Jim" before this shot. 🤣
I’m glad to see someone actually did a reaction video to this movie 😂 but we are going to need you to react to the The following movies 🤣 Robo Vampire, Galaxy Invader, Blood-Massacre, Suburban Sasquatch, The last vampire on Earth lmao
Search the channel. We've already done two of those.
Awesome 😆, im just so used to the Rifftrax i kept reciting the riffs along lmao
They did this?
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@@JasonBrant Sure did!
Lol. "Self Moisening" that's a T-Shirt, if you issue a sticker with that quote and Erin's face I'd buy it.
When you started mentioning the ass face I immediately started calling him Cleft: The Boy Chin Wonder
Jim Belushi was in the movie, as he was dating the lead actress at the time. Arnold was original supposed to star in this movie, and Svend Ole Thorsen, one of Arnolds personal friends plays Secundus. Svend is danish (and a bit of a culthero here in Denmark), but speaks english with an allmost unintelligabel danish accent. He is in allmost every Arnold movie, but usually has little to no dialog. He can be seen in, among other movies, Conan, The Running Man, Predator, Gladiator and plenty others..
So this movie is what it looks like when Kevin from the office has a bad fever dream.
'He was just explaining cunnilingus to the kid' 🤣😂
As a very wise, observant man once said, "when you're making a low budget, sci-fi movie, you can film it almost anywhere." Well...at least that guy from Paper Chase wasn't in this one.
Wait, is this the movie that sample in Michael Jackson's song 'Morphine' is from? The part where the woman's voice says 'Tommy'? It sounded just like it.
I haven't watched that movie in over ten years, but I couldn't get through it.
I tip my hat to you all.
It's so bad.
Anti Life Equation is literally A.L.F Our favorite cat eating Alien! I'm surprised you guys did get this. (or anyone in the comments) (Also I'm going through the back catalog so don't hate me for commenting on a year old video! 😝)
22:41 "He's got the radiator J.R., he hit him with the radiator!! i can't believe it! "