Massacre In The Black Forest (1967) ~ Teutonic Tribes Vs Roman Army | Fort Battle Scene | Part 2/2

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  • @1984glasgowceltic
    @1984glasgowceltic Рік тому +89

    Just a load of lads having some fun, not a mobile phone in sight. Better days.

  • @mikedalley3147
    @mikedalley3147 Рік тому +40

    Love the nice clean clothing everyone's wearing, all new and straight from the wardrobe department. The guy on the kettle drums must of had tired arms at the end.

    • @sirtaelellevalerie1056
      @sirtaelellevalerie1056 Рік тому +1

      Dude, i remember how, decades ago, i visited my relatives in small villages. At the time nobody had washing machines in such rural areas, yet clothing was just as clean. So it certainly not unrealistic. +in legions there was 1 servant per 4 soldiers.

    • @mauromori
      @mauromori Місяць тому

      Uma coisa precisa ser dita.: A trilha sonora é eficiente. E é também a única coisa que se salva deste filme.
      Kkkk. E olha o cuidado dos extras do lado de cima para não queimar os extras que escalaram o muro. Afinal de contas recebiam seus honorários do mesmo patrão.

  • @ronelferrolino3269
    @ronelferrolino3269 Рік тому +27

    Common guys , this was 1967, technology and story is not yet very accurate ...this was only made for entertainment purposes ....

    • @henrytopham9681
      @henrytopham9681 26 днів тому +3

      Lawrence of Arabia was made in 1961! This is a trashy b-movie.

    • @kharris9359
      @kharris9359 19 днів тому

      ​@@henrytopham9681 B? Try local community high school.

    • @inspectorulcluzo974
      @inspectorulcluzo974 7 днів тому

      ​@@henrytopham9681E un film Burebista in perioada imperiului Roman contra daci Romania de azi non importa cum este turnat filmul de calitatea sau nu ci importa istoria cum era în perioada acea știm toți că nu-s de calitate dar istoria este de calitate Salutări di România 😊

  • @MrKieutinh
    @MrKieutinh Місяць тому +2

    Massacre In The Black Forest (1967) ~ Teutonic Tribes Vs Roman Army | Fort Battle Scene | Part 2/2 Very good job. I am extremely attracted by what you have done for this one. Have a great day, my dears friend! 👍👌🤝🙏🔔💎

  • @Thanos-tx4ub
    @Thanos-tx4ub Рік тому +204

    They may obviously not have the same production quality as newer movies but I always respected the old films that gathered this many extras and portrayed historical combat in this way

    • @pamtnman1515
      @pamtnman1515 Рік тому +18

      I want to agree with you, but the fact that so few attackers died in front of the massed archers really undermined everything else in this film

    • @ОлександрДраганчук-х4ц
      @ОлександрДраганчук-х4ц Рік тому +1

      @@pamtnman1515 і як правило це не тільки від цього не було в Луцьку будиш спати і купатися на Віницю і як

    • @pamtnman1515
      @pamtnman1515 Рік тому

      @@ОлександрДраганчук-х4ц 🥶💲💥✅👀🤌🏻🧠🦑🍑🍆

    • @СЕРЕГАГОЛОВОРЕЗ
      @СЕРЕГАГОЛОВОРЕЗ Рік тому

      Тупой фильм и снят для дураков видно что стреляют в даль а убивают рядом дибилизм

    • @СЕРЕГАГОЛОВОРЕЗ
      @СЕРЕГАГОЛОВОРЕЗ Рік тому

      @@ОлександрДраганчук-х4ц ты иди в украину там научись воевать за свою свалку в окраине а не тут в тылу строчить за свою виницу

  • @kharris9359
    @kharris9359 Рік тому +268

    I'm so proud of the costume design! It was done by my nieces' kindergarten class.

  • @FlyinBrian777
    @FlyinBrian777 Рік тому +40

    I'm going to look into this Roman practice of stacking highly flammable tinder around every wall and structure. Interesting. 🤔

  • @Jorn41
    @Jorn41 Рік тому +126

    Some movies should never have been produced - this is one of them!

    • @worldchampion8888
      @worldchampion8888 6 місяців тому +11

      Amen to that!!!!

    • @bertiewooster3326
      @bertiewooster3326 Місяць тому +4

      I thought it was realistic

    • @BrianPurdon
      @BrianPurdon Місяць тому

      Romans let him go you must be joking.

    • @almeu433
      @almeu433 Місяць тому

      Why??

    • @BrianPurdon
      @BrianPurdon Місяць тому

      Romans nailed Jesus. Christ to a cross. Not very forgiving for traiters.​@@almeu433

  • @Ian_KH
    @Ian_KH Місяць тому +1

    That is so bad but it's fantastic. My favourite part is the conveniently placed hay bales next to the buildings, just waiting to be set alight. The scorpion placed backwards is also pretty good as are the hide shields. Great stuff!!!

  • @bassomatic1871
    @bassomatic1871 Рік тому +36

    By far the most convoluted and confusing cinematic battle I have ever watched.

  • @TraderRobin
    @TraderRobin Рік тому +1

    Why would the Romans build a fort with long straight walls? The best defensive fortification design was the star-shape, with many points, and short angled walls, that create natural killing-zones, for the archers to shoot at attackers with cross and enfilading fire. That way, no attacker can get 'below-the-arc of fire', because each wall is covered by the archers on the opposing wall. Therefore, there would be no safe places or blind spots for the attackers to hide.
    And, everybody knows that you NEVER position your main gate toward the most obvious direction of attack! Sheesh!
    Anyway, thank you for uploading this classic! 🙂

    • @sirtaelellevalerie1056
      @sirtaelellevalerie1056 Рік тому +8

      actually real roman forts was square shaped. Star shaped forts was invented over a millenia after empire fell.

    • @mikeromney4712
      @mikeromney4712 Рік тому +1

      You have to build such a thing in one afternoon....:)

    • @annpeerkat2020
      @annpeerkat2020 Рік тому

      @@sirtaelellevalerie1056 come on...details details! I mean a millenia isn't that far off! The siege machinery was pretty similar... ladders and pole vaulting are clearly similar to trebuckets lobbing dead cows and such.

    • @misucotoiul7644
      @misucotoiul7644 6 місяців тому

      regia foarte slaba....

    • @brittakriep2938
      @brittakriep2938 Місяць тому +1

      I am german, live next to former fortified border between Imperium Romanum and Germania Magna. The Roman Forts ( in german Kastelle - see english word Castle) had been standardized. Allways square shape and at least one ditch, larger forts of cohortes had two to three ditches.

  • @ducomaritiem7160
    @ducomaritiem7160 Рік тому +5

    Wow, that centurion had flexible thin leather armour! Great idea

  • @leemday5731
    @leemday5731 Рік тому +2

    I think they all killed each other out of desperation despair because the movie was so horrendous as final act of utter contempt ..thy burnt the set down!!

  • @martinmaster497
    @martinmaster497 Рік тому +51

    The Roman suits remind me of my first disco in 1986.

  • @georgesherrill3371
    @georgesherrill3371 Рік тому +55

    As a person interested in Roman military tactics, I was amazed to observe that the red wool underwear ploy actually worked. I haven’t run into that one in the scholarly works on the subject.

    • @СЕРЕГАГОЛОВОРЕЗ
      @СЕРЕГАГОЛОВОРЕЗ Рік тому +2

      Почему терминатор не участвует в битве ГДЕ НИНДЗЯ ЖАНКЛОД ВАНДАМ.

    • @serdgogromad
      @serdgogromad Рік тому +2

      @@СЕРЕГАГОЛОВОРЕЗ Они ещё под стол пешком пешком ходят.

    • @juliusschwencke142
      @juliusschwencke142 Рік тому

      ..thank the gods that at least they were wearing undies!

  • @robinmabbott7334
    @robinmabbott7334 27 днів тому +2

    The music is so stirring and the choreography second to none I was enthralled !

  • @hpblack1953
    @hpblack1953 Рік тому +12

    I made it into about four minutes of this amateur tripe. I am so proud of my Teutonic heritage.

    • @rodneysummers1279
      @rodneysummers1279 Рік тому

      This movie was made by the Italians, not the Germans.

    • @mrkus-nc7od
      @mrkus-nc7od 4 місяці тому

      😂 something to make you feel better - TUBE :""Dr Ludwig - wir rufen deine Wolfe" "" 😊

    • @spacebeagle3810
      @spacebeagle3810 4 місяці тому

      The height of movie-making in the Freedonian Kingdom, circa 1874.

    • @olanneeson3990
      @olanneeson3990 Місяць тому

      Which extermination camp did your proud Teutonic grandfather work in ?

  • @fairuzbinkamarulzamanalfa6802
    @fairuzbinkamarulzamanalfa6802 Місяць тому +1

    Nice Track Suits. Good choice of color

  • @TheIamtheoneandonly1
    @TheIamtheoneandonly1 Рік тому +10

    “At My Signal, Unleash The Krappen” 😂😂😂

  • @jameshudson3651
    @jameshudson3651 Рік тому +23

    You would think they would pour the burning pitch/tar on the battering ram ! The pole vaulting was interesting.

    • @larss337
      @larss337 Рік тому +2

      Yes, why didn't they set fire to the ram or at least burn the guys manning it?

  • @asid448
    @asid448 Рік тому +16

    That was the same Hollywood set used for F-Troop. My favorite show as a kid.

    • @sidviscous5959
      @sidviscous5959 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, I thought I saw Larry Storch in one of those scenes . . .

    • @asid448
      @asid448 Рік тому +2

      @Sid Viscous I looked on wiki to see the list of characters....hilarious! Crazy Cat (Hekawi Indians), Vanderbilt as a lookout...hahaha 🤣

  • @Safarali1979
    @Safarali1979 Рік тому +119

    They pour fire on the wooden palisade, on which they themselves stand, this is a brilliant commander. The barbarians just had to move away and wait for the stockade to burn down, their commander is also talented. I laughed wildly in the process of viewing.

    • @annpeerkat2020
      @annpeerkat2020 Рік тому +12

      Don't blame the poor commander... he was only doing what the director told him!

    • @antekb1979
      @antekb1979 Рік тому +4

      That is one of the reasons Roman empire had falled

    • @richardsimpson3792
      @richardsimpson3792 Рік тому +3

      and why are the wooden buildings all surrounded with stacks of brushwood?

    • @normanacree1635
      @normanacree1635 Рік тому +1

      @@richardsimpson3792 If they weren't, how could they set them on fire so easily? Think about it.

    • @dubartmichel
      @dubartmichel Рік тому

      😂

  • @derekmills1080
    @derekmills1080 Рік тому +3

    UA-cam has inflicted me randomly with this video clip.
    It must be the algorithm for ‘I like crap films in foreign languages that drive me to the whisky bottle’.
    Red must have been the trendy colour in Italian films of the 60s.

  • @boltzmannbrain6607
    @boltzmannbrain6607 Рік тому +3

    Its crazy that we have this battle on video

  • @sidviscous5959
    @sidviscous5959 Рік тому +6

    Oh, so this is the original inspiration for the famous line: "Now youse can't leave."

  • @seanb.4712
    @seanb.4712 Рік тому +36

    Lmao the pole vaulters went from clearing a 6ft moat to somehow clearing a 10ft wall on the same attempt.

  • @mikeb1039
    @mikeb1039 Рік тому +69

    "sir we seem to have set our own walls on fire!!"

    • @josephnpanme9355
      @josephnpanme9355 Рік тому +5

      😂😭

    • @ronaldmessina4229
      @ronaldmessina4229 Рік тому +2

      Black Forest in Deutsch ist Schwartwald

    • @kubanskiloewe
      @kubanskiloewe 6 місяців тому

      @@ronaldmessina4229 its written with a "z" only, not a "t"

    • @igorvkalinin
      @igorvkalinin Місяць тому

      @@kubanskiloewe T stands next to Z in the German keyboard, so it is a typo.

    • @Quinctili
      @Quinctili Місяць тому

      This did not happen.
      Publius, the violent, murderous, black sheep of the Quinctilii family, son of the treacherous Sextus Quinctilius who twice betrayed Julius, was defeated in the FORESTS of Gemany by superior organisation and planning, most certainly NOT in forts, or open ground fighting.
      Publius was crude, brutal, but simple. Why Augustus tried to organise the joining of the clans with the marriage of Publius to his Grand Niece is a mystery, one of the few things he got wrong.
      He had already achieved unity with the appointment of Alfenus Quinctilius Varus to Consul in 2AD.
      The entire Quinctilius family were pleased Publius was beheaded.
      In fact, it was they who organised the death of his son to end that line.

  • @attilacsakberenyi1291
    @attilacsakberenyi1291 Рік тому +47

    Finally a real battle! I always wondered how it went down for real. Battle looks like fun, no wonder if they been fighting all the time, no blood, everybody minding their own business.

    • @michaelnash9970
      @michaelnash9970 Рік тому +3

      I thought 🤔 them.. folks... knock'n on the door before riding in with their horses was very polite.

    • @vilo_h5541
      @vilo_h5541 Рік тому +3

      Not a cell phone in sight

    • @samueljackson6188
      @samueljackson6188 Рік тому +1

      I am an Iraqi war veteran.
      I fought at Mosul, Najaf, and Baghdad.
      Battle isn’t fun or cool.
      It like being a virgin. You think sex is amazing until you stick your dick in a vagina. Then you relieve that ain’t what you though it was.
      I seen grown men turned in to blubbering fools due to shell shock.
      My lieutenant took a 12.7 dshk to the chest. I saw men turned into road kill. I had to kill over 72 men, women, and children. Not counting all of the air strikes that I called in.
      I was the radio man for my company.
      So yeah, the hajjis were always shooting at me first.
      Anything with an antenna they would kill first.
      Good men died and leaving their wives to be widows and child as bastards. The hardest part was explaining to the wives and loved ones that their was nothing left of their sons. That way he was cremated.
      All in the name of wealth, power,and slaves. So that an elite few can live in luxury.
      While the rest of us suffered, bleed, and died!

    • @attilacsakberenyi1291
      @attilacsakberenyi1291 Рік тому +1

      @@samueljackson6188 I tried to be funny, I am pretty sure the Roman battles were extremely bloody as they were hand to hand combat. Also the Roman legion got destroyed in the forest where they were only able to walk in single line and were not able to use their battle formations.

    • @malcolmwhitmore3936
      @malcolmwhitmore3936 Рік тому

      I thought cruelty to horses had been stopped

  • @HO-bndk
    @HO-bndk Рік тому +13

    The barbarian chieftain looks like a budget Kirk Douglas, in a knock-off "The Vikings" costume.

  • @brandenburg2388
    @brandenburg2388 Рік тому +138

    I am convinced that the pole vault height record achieved during this battle still remains unbroken to this day......

  • @samueljackson6188
    @samueljackson6188 Рік тому +22

    Wow and to think that was done for real. Back then special effects were very primitive.
    Hats off to the actors

  • @oldschool1993
    @oldschool1993 Рік тому +38

    If you look closely you can see the judges holding up score cards for the pole vault and moat dive events.

  • @BruvaBob
    @BruvaBob Рік тому +74

    I was half expecting Benny Hill to make an appearance between to the armies running around

  • @jaimeosbourn3616
    @jaimeosbourn3616 Рік тому +3

    Like the enthusiasm of some of the extras. Also Roman incompetence, you set your own wall on fire.

    • @jaimeosbourn3616
      @jaimeosbourn3616 Рік тому +1

      @The Richest Man In Babylon was referring to the movie. Obviously. work on your reading comprehension skills.

    • @annpeerkat2020
      @annpeerkat2020 Рік тому

      @@therichestmaninbabylon7942 Wot you talkin bout willis! Everyone knows asterix an obelix kicked cheeser's arse!

  • @mikesharkey2010
    @mikesharkey2010 Рік тому +71

    The bowmen on the walls apparently were given their very first bow on the day of battle.

    • @jdee8407
      @jdee8407 Рік тому +9

      What do you expect? They had to hurry and buy them at the local Walmart toy section in order to try and stop the barbarians.

    • @skateboardingjesus4006
      @skateboardingjesus4006 Рік тому +2

      Not at all; didn't you know that the five finger vapid draw was a legitimate bowman's tactic? It was to convince the enemy that you were really shite with the thing, instilling a false sense of security.

    • @t555p
      @t555p Рік тому +1

      And rubber suction cup arrows

    • @dennishein2812
      @dennishein2812 Рік тому +1

      Yea, experts ain’t they?

  • @However24
    @However24 Рік тому +2

    Is a very funny movie 😂.The Art how they are fighting is today just funny and the Armory too😂.And the colours 😂

  • @desertmaverick7567
    @desertmaverick7567 Рік тому +4

    Wow! They had really bad archers in the Roman army back then! Two Calvary charges and only one shot down. Tisk Tisk Tisk!
    Hey! whose idea was it to pour burning oil over the side of our "wooden walls"?!

  • @วิโรจน์ยุทธหาร

    สนุกมากๆๆๆๆชอบๆๆๆๆ/ขอบคุณๆๆๆ💗💫💗

  • @Kirkee7
    @Kirkee7 Рік тому +67

    I don't think the Romans were that stupid, throwing fire over their wooden walls

    • @pforce9
      @pforce9 Рік тому +6

      They should have put more fire on those guys at the battering ram.

    • @четтичепаратти
      @четтичепаратти Рік тому

      У них необычный огонь )), он сначала только противников сжигал стены не трогал а потом когда понял что дело "табак" и стены начал палить

  • @konungnors6936
    @konungnors6936 Рік тому +7

    I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. My neighbors called the police because I was laughing out loud.))))

    • @annpeerkat2020
      @annpeerkat2020 Рік тому

      Look out! They'll do a "welfare check" and shoot you!

    • @derekmills1080
      @derekmills1080 Рік тому +2

      Sorry to admit - it was I.
      I live in Bolton (northwest of Manchester, UK). Your laughter was so incredibly loud, the radish in my back garden jumped out of the soil and ran to Wigan.

  • @maximkretsch7134
    @maximkretsch7134 Рік тому +30

    When I look outside the window I can see the Black Forest in the distance. However it looks quite hilly, dark and rather forested, I guess that is why it is called as it is. And when I watch the outcome of the depicted battle I wonder how come we speak a Germanic language and not a Romance one. But as this is an Italian film it seems they had to fix some kind of Roman trauma...

    • @jamesvanlinden3567
      @jamesvanlinden3567 Рік тому +4

      In fact there were no one common Germanic language at those times but they were understanding each other. The domimant effects came from Franconian and Saxon languages. First one is also the known source for Dutch. But compared to modern French, old Germanic languages are more closer to the modern German

    • @markbranstner7670
      @markbranstner7670 Рік тому +4

      @@jamesvanlinden3567 I think that you will find that modern English is about half Germanic and half French, predicated on the Norman conquest of England.

    • @jamesvanlinden3567
      @jamesvanlinden3567 Рік тому +1

      @@markbranstner7670 No. Just because Farankish and Saxon forces were more settled, on the other hand other like Swabians were more moving. Interesting but true, you may still see some place names in Swabian in Portugal

    • @markbranstner7670
      @markbranstner7670 Рік тому +4

      @@jamesvanlinden3567 Franconian and Saxon are both Germanic languages, as is Norse, as well as many other Northern European tribes and affiliates. The Norman Conquest added early French to the mix, which is obviously Latin based. Roughly 1000 years later modern English is a roughly 50/50 mix of Germanic and Latin derivatives. I stand by my statement.

    • @jamesvanlinden3567
      @jamesvanlinden3567 Рік тому

      @@markbranstner7670 I mean the same. But almost all western European modern languages are artificially derivation of some. Like Schiller argued on this common culture

  • @dropway9108
    @dropway9108 Місяць тому +1

    Here all along I thought I would never see a movie depicting fighting action sequences as great as anything witnessed in the Lee Majors' movie "The Norseman" and then I stumble upon this magnificent scene. it just goes to show you can learn something new everyday.

  • @garykelly4457
    @garykelly4457 Рік тому +12

    Well there's a half hour that I've never get back

    • @donarthiazi2443
      @donarthiazi2443 Місяць тому +2

      The time you lost would've been better spent learning more of the simple things in life. Chief among them is how many minutes there are in one hour.

    • @Espiritu-o7x
      @Espiritu-o7x Місяць тому

      @donarthiazi2443 Took me 35 minutes after pausing, professor. Simple things like not jumping the gun are also wise to learn, add decaf.

    • @conveyor2
      @conveyor2 21 день тому

      Simpleton

  • @ronprichard6145
    @ronprichard6145 Рік тому +1

    "In the Black Forest?" Looks more like near the Black Forest. When the Romans entered the forest it didn't always go well.

  • @Wailwulf
    @Wailwulf Рік тому +11

    3:26 The fire dumped from the walls actually envelopes the *Guy in the Moat's* head. He actually has to dunk his head to put the flames out.

  • @WarRaven38
    @WarRaven38 Рік тому +1

    At least they have a ditch ... ;)
    Our movie historian would be proud :)

  • @geraldhagen2989
    @geraldhagen2989 Рік тому +7

    Anyone notice, in the opening scene, how fire poured on attackers did not set the WOODEN barriers on fire? Must have been sprayed with Teflon. Plus, the attackers only assaulted in one place; usually they attack on all possible sides. Ok, just a movie.

  • @williambodin5359
    @williambodin5359 Рік тому +1

    All that pretty Roman artillery just sitting there. No use for any of that stuff. No sir. Wouldn't be fair! And all of the brushwood neatly stacked against the wall of every interior building. Hard to start a fire without convenient bundles of kindling stacked everywhere. It's amazing how sophisticated movie audiences have become in the last 50+ years.

  • @WarlpiriMan
    @WarlpiriMan Рік тому +22

    7:08 Barbarian does a double front jump kick, back up for another go, Roman sidesteps and the barbarian goes straight through the window.

  • @joepatriot363
    @joepatriot363 16 днів тому +1

    NOT BAD, but I think we could have gotten by with LESS RED CAPES.

  • @pastlast158
    @pastlast158 Рік тому +12

    What happened at the end? The tribe leader suddenly became friend with the Roman general?

    • @Kenshiroit
      @Kenshiroit Рік тому +3

      Yes friendship wins at the end. They go back to Rome and Blondie go back to his forest.

    • @andrewmorse4324
      @andrewmorse4324 Рік тому

      Arminius learnt Roman battle tactics. Lots of Germanic tribes acted as Foderati in the Roman army.
      Much better is the series Barbarian (s) from what I've seen .

  • @kidsoxoxox
    @kidsoxoxox Місяць тому +1

    Brilliant authenticity, a losted masterpiece.

  • @mattparker368
    @mattparker368 Рік тому +17

    Wow this truly is up there with the battle of Helm's Deep.

  • @franzbauer4906
    @franzbauer4906 Рік тому +1

    Roman empire conquered all regions from Palestine, Egypt, France, Britain, Spain, but never Germany

    • @brucehart706
      @brucehart706 Місяць тому +2

      They conquered England but never Scotland. They had to build a wall across the north of England to stop us Scots getting at them 😀

  • @mrc4912
    @mrc4912 Рік тому +6

    A lot of these movies were sensationalized in terms of the actual fighting that occurred, but the fact remains is that the Romans were both brutal and relentless. If they lost a battle, they'd regroup and try again until they carried the day....

    • @sirtaelellevalerie1056
      @sirtaelellevalerie1056 Рік тому

      except after this defeat (which was much more one sided then depicted here) they forever lost this territory. And soon empire started to crumble..

    • @annpeerkat2020
      @annpeerkat2020 Рік тому +1

      @@sirtaelellevalerie1056 welll... not exactly!
      It never was their territory... it was a punitive raid across the rhine.
      And they did come back and kick arse not long after, but undestood it was never viable to try to retain the territory, so they burnt their bridges on the way back.
      And yes... the battle this video is supposed to represent was in 9AD.... so the roman empire (which started in 47BC) did start to crumble pretty quickly! 476 AD it folded, so only 467 years later when it finally crumbled.
      (gawd...it's not as if you have to go to the library to look this shit up, it's in google on the end of your keyboard!)

    • @sirtaelellevalerie1056
      @sirtaelellevalerie1056 Рік тому +1

      @@annpeerkat2020 "so the roman empire (which started in 47BC)" Empire started in 27 BC, and entered decline in 3th c ad. In fact, r.e. spent most of it's history in decline.

    • @normanacree1635
      @normanacree1635 Рік тому

      @@sirtaelellevalerie1056 They overextended their ability to govern so far away from Rome, for one thing.

  • @brucekay9761
    @brucekay9761 Місяць тому +1

    I wondered how pole vaulting was invented!

  • @charleslyster1681
    @charleslyster1681 Рік тому +31

    Absolutely hilarious!

    • @AugustinLehfuss
      @AugustinLehfuss Рік тому +5

      absolute best Moment ist 13:08 when that guy jumps through the window like as if it were a scene from Laurel&Hardy,,,

  • @samabeka3023
    @samabeka3023 Рік тому +2

    Here is the proof that technology can transform men into women. Women could shoot the bow and the arrow better than these eunuchs !

  • @SilverSquirrel
    @SilverSquirrel Рік тому +22

    If a Centurion could travel through time and see this, he would have everyone involved flogged and crucified.

  • @dave9917
    @dave9917 Рік тому +2

    Is that Rutger Hauer?

  • @clintperkinson2681
    @clintperkinson2681 Рік тому +16

    Biggest most glaring problem I noticed right away was I couldn’t tell the defenders from the attackers (unless a Roman officer)?

  • @michaelsutherland4656
    @michaelsutherland4656 Рік тому +2

    Where was Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis 😁

  • @michaelwong8083
    @michaelwong8083 Рік тому +5

    It's weird how the Battle of Teutoberg Forest is depicted here in ... not a forest. I don't expect perfect historical accuracy, but this is as bad as the Battle of Stirling Bridge in "Braveheart", which was depicted without a bridge anywhere in sight.

  • @alanfizzypop9607
    @alanfizzypop9607 Рік тому +2

    It was what it was however any prat in the world with a brain can see the fort had the edge until some prat decided to burn it down i also was not aware that poll vaulting was a sport so long ago

    • @annpeerkat2020
      @annpeerkat2020 Рік тому

      hey fizzy... poll vaulting is what trumpy tried to do! pole vaulting, on the other hand..... very faintly resembles something in the film

  • @donaldshotts4429
    @donaldshotts4429 Рік тому +3

    It was like the Romans had the last 4 skids of toilet paper during Covid

  • @bolt4694
    @bolt4694 Рік тому +2

    At first I thought this was news coverage of the Ferguson Missouri riots. You know. The "Hands up. Don't throw spears" incident.

  • @norielfajardo6940
    @norielfajardo6940 Рік тому +10

    no CGI pure class talent and hard work of this film.

  • @markbecker71
    @markbecker71 Місяць тому +1

    It was a nice fort they made for their movie

  • @brianfergus839
    @brianfergus839 Рік тому +9

    Hard to believe this was happening at the same time as the Summer of love in San Francisco ✌️

  • @Custer0706
    @Custer0706 Рік тому +18

    They took the same crew and did a cavalry Western in the afternoon

    • @bak-mariterry5180
      @bak-mariterry5180 Рік тому +1

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🤣

    • @commonberus1
      @commonberus1 Рік тому +1

      That would explain the bizare calavary tactics, it looks like Indians in those old westerns.

  • @mikr2d2
    @mikr2d2 Рік тому +6

    Typical italian low budget sword-and-sandal movie from the sixties. 😫🤣😂🤣😂

    • @martinbrode7131
      @martinbrode7131 Місяць тому

      And the typical comment, Professor. 😂

  • @sasalang1328
    @sasalang1328 Рік тому +2

    my grandfather fought ther

  • @larrygrant-hy8sk
    @larrygrant-hy8sk Рік тому +1

    History is a great teacher, and a fool will learn no other way.

  • @timteevin4517
    @timteevin4517 Рік тому +11

    Did you notice the tire tracks in those first scenes?

    • @damionkeeling3103
      @damionkeeling3103 Рік тому +2

      No, but I noticed the sportsfield like terrain the Germans were standing on.

  • @dimitriospanou4197
    @dimitriospanou4197 Рік тому +1

    the battle took place in Teutoburger Wald whih is definitely not Blak Forest!!!

  • @krashlyboo
    @krashlyboo Рік тому +15

    Watch closely I think a few extras caught on fire and got hurt for authenticity...

  • @dennishcorcoran6263
    @dennishcorcoran6263 6 місяців тому +2

    Is there a version in English? My Italian is practically non-existent.

  • @Petrosky1234
    @Petrosky1234 Рік тому +3

    Why would you have archers on the right side of the base, when they are attacking from the front.

  • @Unknown15916
    @Unknown15916 Рік тому +1

    What are the red capes for ? Do they think they are "super heroes" ?

  • @johnw5584
    @johnw5584 Рік тому +14

    A mostly peaceful but finery battle.

  • @olddiver
    @olddiver Рік тому +2

    Whoa…. hahahaha, so bad I laughed my arse off. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kevinflaherty7592
    @kevinflaherty7592 Рік тому +24

    I thought the battle actually took place in a forest not a fort?

    • @jaimeosbourn3616
      @jaimeosbourn3616 Рік тому +3

      it did

    • @oftin_wong
      @oftin_wong Рік тому +2

      Yes and they didn't wear hunic caps either .. a bit inaccurate

    • @miketaverner4451
      @miketaverner4451 Рік тому

      The black forest is a region and forest of Germany

    • @oftin_wong
      @oftin_wong Рік тому +2

      @@miketaverner4451
      There was no fort in the battle
      Just forest

    • @miketaverner4451
      @miketaverner4451 Рік тому

      @@oftin_wong that is what I said . The black forest is in Germany, it's called the black forest because it is forest. Not an open field , common sense should tell you that there was no fort . There where and still are a lot of trees 🌳,

  • @husniddinkarimjonov6726
    @husniddinkarimjonov6726 Рік тому +1

    Илтимос узбекча ёзилар рости биттаям ёзувларинга тушунмадим..

  • @gefredame
    @gefredame Рік тому +3

    Depois de tanta destruição, de tanta matança, de tantos soldados mortos em nome de alguém, de.algum imbecil ganancioso, o comandante romano deixa tudo pra lá, entrega a conquista nas mãos dos Teutos e simplesmente vai embora. Lindo, lindo e lindo demais. Será que foi isso mesmo? Em primeiro lugar não deveriam ter invadido terras germânicas no porque não eram absolutamente deles, dos romanos, mas já que foi e invadiu, então o romano teve uma crise de consciência e pronto, entregou tudo. Romântico, muito romântico. Me apaixonei pela estória.

  • @Виталий-ш7щ
    @Виталий-ш7щ Рік тому +1

    Где
    Вы
    Видели
    Солдат
    Рима
    В
    Красных
    Штанах

  • @robertcorradi8573
    @robertcorradi8573 Рік тому +4

    I bet that Roman general could hardly hear himself think - what with all that loud music .

  • @Philomats
    @Philomats Рік тому +2

    Fantastic battle scene.

  • @flyingtiger2212
    @flyingtiger2212 Рік тому +7

    why does it look like the Romans are all red pajamas?

  • @denbekofficial6130
    @denbekofficial6130 Рік тому

    Mantap masbroku semoga sukses

  • @aceofspades.2856
    @aceofspades.2856 Рік тому +10

    What I love about old movies like this. Is they don't have all that CGI crap back then so most of this is real. What I don't like about old movies like this is how cringy it is

    • @TraderRobin
      @TraderRobin Рік тому +1

      Yeah, and there's nothing subtle about that soundtrack, either! Eeeeesh!!!

    • @bak-mariterry5180
      @bak-mariterry5180 Рік тому +1

      @@TraderRobin Ed Wood would be pissed off.
      I thought I had the worst movie ever.😭

  • @tl2uz
    @tl2uz Рік тому

    so beautiful. what is this?

  • @filone1970
    @filone1970 Рік тому +3

    Where Olympic pole vault was invented..

  • @stephengarner8628
    @stephengarner8628 Рік тому +1

    I love these old films, love the battle scenes though still have not seen a Roman battle that corresponded with the way they fought. It is something that needs doing on an epic scale. Even gladiator had them sword fighting like knights on foot. The gladius was a stabbing and thrusting weapon. The roman would hide their arm behind the scutum. When they thrust the weapon as they pushed the shield it was hard to know where the gladius was going to hit you from. Lower torso. chest, neck or in your face. Imagine being body pushed by the scrotum ( Shield ) and as you went back hitting those pushing blade hit you in the eye. They practiced efficient ways to kill. Even their sandals later had spikes put on them so they would not slip on the blood.
    However these old movies are brilliant.

  • @passthesitchy
    @passthesitchy Рік тому +3

    Quite interesting how this Black Forest isn’t very foresty

  • @attiliobarcados8178
    @attiliobarcados8178 Місяць тому

    excellente bravo

  • @spooksparanormalsociety4034
    @spooksparanormalsociety4034 Рік тому +45

    That has to be the oddest dressed Roman army I've ever seen.

    • @chrisholland7367
      @chrisholland7367 Рік тому +2

      Hollywood Romans, before there was any historical and technical advice on film sets .

    • @newman793
      @newman793 Рік тому +8

      @@chrisholland7367 They still don't have that now on movie sets

    • @nelliethursday1812
      @nelliethursday1812 Рік тому +4

      Wal Mart special. since the delivery from Rome was hijacked the Romans had no choice

    • @hoosieryank6731
      @hoosieryank6731 Рік тому +4

      Didn't know the Romans had red pajamas!

    • @martinmaster497
      @martinmaster497 Рік тому +3

      @@hoosieryank6731 They woke them up early this day.

  • @mikeromney4712
    @mikeromney4712 Рік тому

    7:04 ...I....I....have to give this a thumb up.....^^

  • @juliusschwencke142
    @juliusschwencke142 Рік тому +3

    ..this is good fun, and that's about it.

  • @ralph5450
    @ralph5450 Рік тому +1

    Well. Boys will be boys.
    Glad to see he got the girl.

  • @jasonjohnrichards8172
    @jasonjohnrichards8172 Рік тому +4

    The pole vaulting was worthy of a gold , in fact we didn't they try the hop skip and jump ! Or the frosby flop !

    • @WarlpiriMan
      @WarlpiriMan Рік тому +1

      Maybe even the Fosbery flop.