AFK - Old Folks Playing MMOs (Kids In America parody) - Live at GAMMA.CON 2018

Written by Marty and Ricky Wilder, arranged by Deke Sharon, parody lyrics by K Hingee, performed by AFK Choir at GAMMA.CON 2018.
Parody lyrics:
Looking at my shiny new monitor
Down below the hard drive is whirring, I hear the tone
I sit here alone with my microphone.
Friday night, the cooling fan's spinning
I can feel the heat but it's soothing, logging on
I search for my guild buddies, want some fun.
No-one can tell that I'm ancient
No longer play from the basement
Old folks playing MMOs (WoW)
Old folks playing MMOs (WoW)
Everybody roll for the epic loot now
Bright lights, the action gets faster
Lag's bad, the images flash, epileptic trance
Still not quitting now, loser, not a chance
Hot-shot, gives me no problems
And later, noobie, you'll be saying how'd I die?
You know gaming's cruel, gives you RSI
Young hearts don't grab all the glory
Old farts can add to the story
Old folks playing MMOs (WoW)
Old folks playing MMOs (WoW)
Everybody roll for the epic loot now
Outside a new day is dawning
I've played straight through til morning, need to pee
I don't want to go, oh no, BRB
Azeroth to the Mines of Moria
There's a new raid coming right for ya
Old folks playing MMOs (WoW)
Old folks playing MMOs (WoW)
Everybody roll for the epic loot now
AFK is a geek-themed a cappella choir based in Canberra, Australia.
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