@@zach7482 Ye, that was my point. Same goes with that McSpanky's phrase. You might think it's stupid or cheesy but every company tries to set up some kind of theme and as an employer you are obligated to follow it
The funniest part is Skeet is the intelligent one here. He presses the buttons because it’s protocol for working at the register, and uses everyday terms in everyday situations instead of their chemical names, unlike one Jimmy Neutron.
And jimmy is incorrect, salt (used in the kitchen) is not equal to sodium chloride, actually it is a mixture of several salts like sodium flouride, sodium chloride, potassium chloride, tricalcium phosphate, magnesium carbonates, calcium carbonate and many more. Since kitchensalt is usually gained from sea salt or rock salt which are never 100% pure sodium chloride. He frickin have to push the buttons so the system registrate that a product was sold and an employe should not use self inventet slogans because a slogan is like a buisness card you are handing someone. Jimmy is simply a little show off who uses big brain words to seem smart but he actually isn't so smart after all.
There are many reasons why Skeet is the more reasonable character in this ordeal. -Jimmy refuses to operate the cash register, meaning that the customer’s order was not processed into the order catalog. Therefore, the sale is not recorded, the items purchased are not listed as being bought, and the order itself is not listed as completed. Jimmy also supposedly did all of the calculations in his head, though this is a very unreliable form of calculation, even for someone that is supposedly a genius. A slight error could cheat the customer or the company out of money. -Jimmy refers to the dropped table salt as sodium chloride alone. However, the salt itself is constructed out of many different elements other than sodium chloride, and Jimmy pretentiously insisting that he is right makes him even less likable. -Jimmy refuses to say the slogan for a chain restaurant when giving food to the customer, which shows he is bad at following even the most basic instructions. The slogan he comes up with is not only overly wordy and doesn’t roll well, but is meant to encourage the customer to eat, even though the previous slogan is used to thank the customer after purchasing it. Use of this slogan would mean that no customer would get any mcthankys from mcspankys, let alone big ones. -Skeet is clearly a more educated worker than Jimmy, having worked there longer. Jimmy should make an effort to learn from someone who has maintained their job for some time, instead of trying to twist it into his personal desires.
Allow me to add on to this. Skeet has more experience because he worked in the fast food industry far longer than Jimmy, and another thing that makes Jimmy unlikeable, is that he assumes he's smarter than everyone else, so he lacks a sense of loyalty towards someone who has more experience in a field he's only starting to work in. this interaction shows that skeet not only has common sense unlike Jimmy, but because he knows that you NEED to punch buttons into the register to keep track of inventory, not use your head to keep track of transactions, he is wiser. Not smarter, but wiser than the supposed "boy genius" Jimmy is said to be. Knowledge flaunted is knowledge wasted, but wisdom given is wisdom cherished.
And now for the rebuttal. -Once again, putting orders into the machine is a company must. There are lots of technicalities that go into the system of ordering fast food, and stock management and time stamping rely on the cash register being used. The most glaring issue with using one’s own mind to calculate the money is that a receipt must LEGALLY be printed for the transaction to be made complete. Without any information entered into the register, a receipt cannot be made, and therefore Jimmy’s practice is punishable by law. -Iodized table salt, the salt that is consumed by humans, IS a compound consisting of a wider variety of components than just sodium chloride. -The annoyance factor of the slogan is of no concern to the administration. It is a slogan issued by the company itself and a good slogan must appeal to the widest varieties of people. Most people will not be able to understand scientific terminologies like poly saturated fats and triglycerides. Also, considering the slogan “funny” is not only subjective, but also missing the point of a slogan. Slogans are not jokes or entertainment, they are marketing. People are more likely to feel welcomed by a restaurant that thanks them for their patronage, whereas some may find the long, confusing, and convoluted slogan of Jimmy to be discouraging. I don’t know about you, but “poly saturated fat” sounds way less appetizing than “hamburger and fries”. Jimmy, AGAIN, cannot change the slogan anyway, as it is a BRAND slogan, not an individual restaurant one. -I see the “big vocabularies make people smart” argument a lot. This is, frankly, stupid. Being literate shows signs of intelligence, yes, but being able to understand words is something very simple. As long as you have the mental capacity to recall information you take in, you can easily expand your vocabulary. Skeet is a fast food worker and knows to speak in simplified terms as to not scare off customers. But Jimmy’s ability to invent things and speak big boy words has no bearing on Skeet or the workforce. Skeet may not have the ability to create incredible inventions (even if sometimes they fail anyway), but at the end of the day Skeet is a more humble, reliable, and street smart person that knows more than Jimmy not in mechanics, but in humanity.
Skeet is so forgiving. The 2nd scene, he says "Hey dude. Missed a spot." In a helpful and friendly matter completely forgetting the arguement he had with Jimmy over the cash register. If only Jimmy was this kind and would put his "genius" ego aside.
Skeet: You want a drink, dude? Jimmy: A glass of dihydrogen monoxide please. Skeet: *takes a second to process* Jimmy: You know, H2- Skeet: I graduated highscool, dude. I can understand basic chemistry. The fact of the matter is that you used an unnecessarily verbose, pedantic, and uncommon name for water, when you could have just said water. I know you're a genius, but you are coming off very pompous and insecure. Please think before you speak next time, and try to respect the intelligence of other people.
People in the comments section getting technical about a cartoon to explain how getting technical is unwise and annoying in certain contexts... Hmm. Someone needs to take their own advice.
@@archesworn377 So what you're saying is...we should get MORE verbose. Ah yes, absolutely brilliant. Let's ravage this comment section in an unholy torrent of nigh-incomprehensible words so that no one may cop an understanding of what is happening, thus coming full-circle.
Jimmy : A Double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp. That'll be 6.53. And 3.47's your change! Skeet : Dude, you're supposed to push the buttons with the pictures of food on 'em. Jimmy : Don't need to, Skeet: I memorized the prices, and did the tax and change in my head! Skeet : Dude, the purpose of using the cash register is not just calculate the price and change for our customer but it also keeps track of inventory and sales in the system database. This is vital information for our establishment to keep track of profit in order to thrive. Also, I'm sure some customers would like receipts of their order to ensure you did not miscalculate their transaction. I'm not saying you did as I am confident in your abilities dude, but the average every day dude can not instantly prove this and may feel uncomfortable with you quoting them their change in your head. You are very smart Jimmy and you have nothing to prove. I just wish you can see this and to also think a little deeper on your actions, dude.
Your having a really bad day and you go to work THen this kid pops up and you have to deal with him Jimmy neutron has big brain but dosen't know how to use it
@@sabrinazc "actually dude, you are required, as a cashier employee, to push the buttons on the cash register to record this purchase and have a receipt to document that such purchases were made, otherwise just using your head can not only screw up the customer, but also potentially screw over this company, where I am certain that you will then be punished by law. Just because you know how to calculate, invent, and use overly complicated words that will not only confuse everybody but will also scare the customers away, making the meals we serve here at mcspankys not sound as much appetizing, does not mean you can avoid making documents just to show off how smart you are, we might also then receive complaints about how the meal we made was not done right, and that the customers might have paid more money than how much they need to pay. You also have shown that you have massive disrespect to workers not only older than you but have more experience than you. you just started to work here and then the moment you get this job, you start to act like a brat who always thinks he is correct in every way, if you don't change your attitude towards those who are practically your mentors here, you may as well just quit.
You know, Jimmy? While I can't say that you have never been responsible for helping out the town you also created or influenced the vast majority of major threats in the first place. The Yolkians only came to Retroville because of your signal. The same goes for Meldar Prime. The Nanobots, Shirley, and Evil Jimmy were all your creations. You caused the ice age. You created the sentient pants. You made the sick patch, you turned your teacher into a fifty-foot monstrosity, and you injured Santa Claus, almost ruining Christmas. The vast majority of this town's problems are caused, at least indirectly, by you. And you know what? In all honesty, that would be fine. You are very intelligent and you almost always do fix it, and in the end it's extremely unlikely that you won't end up benefiting the world a lot more than you will damage it. My children and my children's children are probably going to live in a world free of war and disease, and I'll have you to thank for that. But fuck, dude. You can't keep using your intelligence as a way to escape your humanity. I didn't ask you to say salt because I thought a customer would seriously care or because I was insecure, I did it because it made you look weird and I was trying to get you to adopt behaviors and use language that makes you come across like a normal fucking person. Everyone knows what sodium chloride is, but calling it that outside the context of a chemistry class makes you seem like someone who defines themselves solely by their intelligence, which is undeniably who you are. I know you think that there's nothing wrong with being that person, dude, but there is. Taking your IQ and deciding that it elevates you above the rest of the planet is an awful decision that will lead to a life filled with misery and alienation. It will color every interaction you ever have and make it impossible to have real friends or relationships. I’m not saying that you won’t have any. But they won’t hold any meaning to you, and they certainly won’t bring you any happiness. Sure, you’ll probably manage a pity-fuck or two your sophomore year of college after giving some drunk sorority girl a jetpack ride, but it’ll bring you nothing but emptiness. Maybe you’ll eventually abandon women altogether and decide that “your true love is science”, secretly seething inside whenever you see a guy like Nick or Bolbi getting married to someone he really cares about, who cares about him. You’ll say I’m exaggerating, but dude, look at how you treat the people in your life now. Carl and Sheen, quirks aside, really do see you as a friend, and they’d go through some serious shit if it meant helping you out of a scrape. Can you say that you see them the same way, as anything other than the only two kids your age willing to put up with your ridiculous ego? What have you ever done for them? Inventing doesn’t count, dude. Even when you build something for someone else, you’re really doing that for YOU. Every llama-bot or Ultra Lord simulator is only created with the expectation of further praise. They’re not friends to you. They’re worshippers. And your parents? Lord, the way you treat them. You think I’ve got folks that care about me the way your mom and dad do, working in a shithole like this? I wish. Everyday your dad watches you scarf down the dinner your mom slaved to make for you and prays that you might think about spending some fucking time with him instead of disappearing into your lab to do god knows what. They watch you toy with dimensional-warping science that they can’t wrap their minds around on a daily basis and you laugh at them for worrying about you. Have you ever played catch with your dad, Jimmy? Ever asked him how his day at work was? You don't have a clue what I'd do for a dad like yours in my life, dude. What about your mom? Why not invent something that’ll make her life easier instead of gallivanting around the Bermuda Triangle to play with fucking seaweed? We both know the reason. She would thank you for it, she’d be happy to imagine a version of you that thought for an instant about the needs of another person, but she wouldn’t call you the greatest thing in the universe for it like your friends do. And in Neutron’s world, whoever doesn’t do that might as well not exist. Ignore me if you want. Keep going the way you’re going, and I’ll see you in thirty years, lugging around sixteen Nobel prizes in your pockets as if they could substitute for a lifetime’s worth of human love and interaction. You’ve always mocked Calamitus for his inability to finish what he started, but the man had a wife and a daughter that tolerated him enough to want to stay in his life through everything, and at the rate you’re going I’d be amazed if you could manage the same with Goddard. The rest of Retroville, Jimmy, they’ll never be able to do what you do. They’ll never be able to invent rockets or solve cold fusion or add three numbers together. But they will find genuine friendship and love, and they will call it salt, and despite everything you accomplish you’ll only be remembered as nothing more than the man who wouldn’t. Who couldn’t, perhaps. Get out, dude. You’re fired. Big McThankies from McSpanky's.
Man how did I not realise this as a kid, Jimmy is really really pretentious, he's one of those people that uses the scientific names for everything, even though everyone else understands them in simpler terms, it's ok to use scientific terms when you're doing science, but not in everyday situations, it's not impressive or cool, just say things the way people understand them
I bet Jimmy is skipping philosophy and literature class, he may had every scientific knowledge you can't imagine, but lack commom sense, wisdom, and somehow also critical thinking.
If he doesn’t press the buttons the ticket won’t get sent back to the kitchen and they won’t know to make the order and the customer will never get their food. Skeet was just trying to help jimmy but jimmy was being a know it all smh
also the register is used to keep track of sales and inventory for company and record purposes. It keeps track of what was bought and when. And jimmy is human, he can make a mistake like we’ve seen him do. Even one wrong price can cost the company money.
Not only that, the register records the orders for legally required external financial reporting as well as managerial accounting purposes. Unless Jimmy is writing down all the purchased items at the end of the day, this information is lost.
@@eo4295 You obviously give a crap if you waste a part of your life correcting people that accidentally made a simple spelling mistake that could always be fixed later without the help, you should put your life on something else instead of correcting random people on the internet.
THIS. THIS IS THE ONE. I HAVE SEARCHED FOR SO LONG AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN AFTER A YEAR OF RANDOMLY FINDING IT AND MY STRUGGLES HAVE NOT BEEN IN VAIN, I HAVE BEEN REWARDED FOR MY LOYALTY AND EFFORT
I used to work at a fast food restaurant and I have to tell you this exactly what it's like when you have a smart-ass new person trying to tell you how to do your job
this video is so surreal and messes with my brain on a primal level. i find myself coming back to it for reasons i dont quite understand… it simply compels me…
Everyone's pointing out how Skeeter is correct and Jimmy is being a pretentious dork, and that's absolutely correct. But I'm here wondering who tf is letting a 10 year old work this job. Does Retroville not have child labor laws or something?
to be fair, that same 10 year old can warp reality and create gadgets beyond mortal comprehension. Im sure it would be normal to assume that he can handle a fucking cash register.
Skeet could have thrown upon jimmy his divine wrath and anger but instead he showed mercy as he has done for all humanity no matter how many times we fail and shame him
I once had a new guy like this at our shop, he wanted to make everything on his own way because it was more "efficient" and wanted to look smart, and ended un being fired in 2 days.
In case you wanna know why i said outsmarted in quotation marks: First look at juul.mp4's comment about the register thing. Second off: Sodium Chloride is not the only ingredient in salt, you could have said *Iodized Sodium Chloride* or just stick with _salt._
"I memorized the prices and did the tax and change in my head!" "Jimmy, it's store policy for a reason. The buttons on the register send data to our computers, which we then use to report profit to the company, and the IRS. You're a smart kid, Jimmy. Can you tell me what happens when Tim the Taxman can't see the amount of revenue this little franchise gets?"
A good smart kid also needs to known when to act reasonably in public. You’re not going to speak to everyone in verbose or order food in a restaurant using chemical names to refer to the food.
Jimbo represents every problem we're facing in the world here. Someone who is put into a position who is incapable of dropping their egos and feels the need to overcomplicate problems that have simple solutions
Jimmy is trying to save the animators some time, by not pushing the buttons with pictures of food on them, he was able to allow the animators to not animate him pushing the buttons.
CEO of Mc Spankys: You do realize you drove the man to an existential crises and nearly killed himself right? Jimmy: well how about next time you get a manager that can handle the Neutron style later nicorama
You know you've grown up when you realise Skeet is right
Also when you realize exactly WHY Jimmy needs to press the buttons. You need to know inventory and keep that record of what was bought when!
@@zach7482 Ye, that was my point. Same goes with that McSpanky's phrase. You might think it's stupid or cheesy but every company tries to set up some kind of theme and as an employer you are obligated to follow it
Skeet did nothing wrong
Also you know when you've grown up when you realise his names *skeet*
Hold tf up I’m so dead 🤣🤣🤣 this is a fucking cartoon not real life ya need to chillax
Salt is not just sodium chloride, but contains some iodine and anti-caking agents. Jimbo is wrong yet again.
Iodine only in sea salt, which sadly most restaurants don’t use; except for Wendy’s.
R/whoosh
Henry Scales r/whooooosh
@RandomFandoms 7967 r/whoosh
KNAWLWDGE
God jimmy would be so annoying to be around in real life
luckily hes also stupid so you can easily destroy his ego and if he remains stupid just destroy his arm
Unlimited power what
no wonder no one can stand him
@@unlimitedpower1385 yes
Unlimited power holy shit
Doesn't matter if Jimmy can calculate shit. He needs to push the buttons for administration purposes xd
You're so gay it's embarassing
@@charon_lix why is he
Phxbic now u have the GaY tO
@@ottovonbismarckboi9112 *pulls out uno reverse card*
Yeah the customers need a fucking receipt, what an amateur.
"Actually dude, it's cocaine."
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First who gets a booger without fries
No, just flour
Actually dude, its my styuacche
💀💀💀
The funniest part is Skeet is the intelligent one here. He presses the buttons because it’s protocol for working at the register, and uses everyday terms in everyday situations instead of their chemical names, unlike one Jimmy Neutron.
thats emotional intelligence
Nah Jimmy is intelligent but Skeet has wisdom
definitely not intelligent, though i do prefer his vocabulary
And jimmy is incorrect, salt (used in the kitchen) is not equal to sodium chloride, actually it is a mixture of several salts like sodium flouride, sodium chloride, potassium chloride, tricalcium phosphate, magnesium carbonates, calcium carbonate and many more. Since kitchensalt is usually gained from sea salt or rock salt which are never 100% pure sodium chloride.
He frickin have to push the buttons so the system registrate that a product was sold and an employe should not use self inventet slogans because a slogan is like a buisness card you are handing someone.
Jimmy is simply a little show off who uses big brain words to seem smart but he actually isn't so smart after all.
ZA WARUDO
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Actually dude its *S A L T*
It's salt
@@tiiajogi9152 copper sulfate is salt aswell
phate*
How do u make your font like that
There are many reasons why Skeet is the more reasonable character in this ordeal.
-Jimmy refuses to operate the cash register, meaning that the customer’s order was not processed into the order catalog. Therefore, the sale is not recorded, the items purchased are not listed as being bought, and the order itself is not listed as completed. Jimmy also supposedly did all of the calculations in his head, though this is a very unreliable form of calculation, even for someone that is supposedly a genius. A slight error could cheat the customer or the company out of money.
-Jimmy refers to the dropped table salt as sodium chloride alone. However, the salt itself is constructed out of many different elements other than sodium chloride, and Jimmy pretentiously insisting that he is right makes him even less likable.
-Jimmy refuses to say the slogan for a chain restaurant when giving food to the customer, which shows he is bad at following even the most basic instructions. The slogan he comes up with is not only overly wordy and doesn’t roll well, but is meant to encourage the customer to eat, even though the previous slogan is used to thank the customer after purchasing it. Use of this slogan would mean that no customer would get any mcthankys from mcspankys, let alone big ones.
-Skeet is clearly a more educated worker than Jimmy, having worked there longer. Jimmy should make an effort to learn from someone who has maintained their job for some time, instead of trying to twist it into his personal desires.
Allow me to add on to this. Skeet has more experience because he worked in the fast food industry far longer than Jimmy, and another thing that makes Jimmy unlikeable, is that he assumes he's smarter than everyone else, so he lacks a sense of loyalty towards someone who has more experience in a field he's only starting to work in. this interaction shows that skeet not only has common sense unlike Jimmy, but because he knows that you NEED to punch buttons into the register to keep track of inventory, not use your head to keep track of transactions, he is wiser. Not smarter, but wiser than the supposed "boy genius" Jimmy is said to be.
Knowledge flaunted is knowledge wasted, but wisdom given is wisdom cherished.
Best thing I've ever read, but also the most truthful thing I've ever read.
@@goldprime118 too far
@@outsidermusic4723 we're never too far from the truth, my dude.
And now for the rebuttal.
-Once again, putting orders into the machine is a company must. There are lots of technicalities that go into the system of ordering fast food, and stock management and time stamping rely on the cash register being used. The most glaring issue with using one’s own mind to calculate the money is that a receipt must LEGALLY be printed for the transaction to be made complete. Without any information entered into the register, a receipt cannot be made, and therefore Jimmy’s practice is punishable by law.
-Iodized table salt, the salt that is consumed by humans, IS a compound consisting of a wider variety of components than just sodium chloride.
-The annoyance factor of the slogan is of no concern to the administration. It is a slogan issued by the company itself and a good slogan must appeal to the widest varieties of people. Most people will not be able to understand scientific terminologies like poly saturated fats and triglycerides. Also, considering the slogan “funny” is not only subjective, but also missing the point of a slogan. Slogans are not jokes or entertainment, they are marketing. People are more likely to feel welcomed by a restaurant that thanks them for their patronage, whereas some may find the long, confusing, and convoluted slogan of Jimmy to be discouraging. I don’t know about you, but “poly saturated fat” sounds way less appetizing than “hamburger and fries”. Jimmy, AGAIN, cannot change the slogan anyway, as it is a BRAND slogan, not an individual restaurant one.
-I see the “big vocabularies make people smart” argument a lot. This is, frankly, stupid. Being literate shows signs of intelligence, yes, but being able to understand words is something very simple. As long as you have the mental capacity to recall information you take in, you can easily expand your vocabulary. Skeet is a fast food worker and knows to speak in simplified terms as to not scare off customers. But Jimmy’s ability to invent things and speak big boy words has no bearing on Skeet or the workforce. Skeet may not have the ability to create incredible inventions (even if sometimes they fail anyway), but at the end of the day Skeet is a more humble, reliable, and street smart person that knows more than Jimmy not in mechanics, but in humanity.
Skeet is so forgiving. The 2nd scene, he says "Hey dude. Missed a spot." In a helpful and friendly matter completely forgetting the arguement he had with Jimmy over the cash register. If only Jimmy was this kind and would put his "genius" ego aside.
That's why Skeet is a chad.
A good chad indeed
Yet he throws him out in the burger costume in the very next scene
@@SadSadSadSquishSquishSquish thats a good thing. Deserved.
😂
The ambient noise in the background is Notre Dame de L'oubli if anyone was wondering.
*S O D I U M C H O L O R I D E*
@@deathslinger218 *hamster noise*
HOW YOU DISCOVERED THIS?????
My hero
They sound like minecraft cave noises
Skeet: You want a drink, dude?
Jimmy: A glass of dihydrogen monoxide please.
Skeet: *takes a second to process*
Jimmy: You know, H2-
Skeet: I graduated highscool, dude. I can understand basic chemistry. The fact of the matter is that you used an unnecessarily verbose, pedantic, and uncommon name for water, when you could have just said water. I know you're a genius, but you are coming off very pompous and insecure. Please think before you speak next time, and try to respect the intelligence of other people.
r/increasinglyverbose.
People in the comments section getting technical about a cartoon to explain how getting technical is unwise and annoying in certain contexts... Hmm.
Someone needs to take their own advice.
@@archesworn377 So what you're saying is...we should get MORE verbose. Ah yes, absolutely brilliant. Let's ravage this comment section in an unholy torrent of nigh-incomprehensible words so that no one may cop an understanding of what is happening, thus coming full-circle.
Braden Best is this r/iamverysmart
@@Hypoz I believe it's called a "meme"
example usage: haha funneee meme Xd
Looking back, Jimmy Neutron, as a character, is no joke seriously annoying.
so he's the worst crtoon character
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I thought everyone roasting and insulting Jimmy was just part of the meme. Is everyone actually, genuinely feeling negative towards him? ._.
@Livid_Gunslinger
No, it is, I just dislike his character personally.
@@Lolpy. Oh.
Jimmy : A Double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp. That'll be 6.53. And 3.47's your change!
Skeet : Dude, you're supposed to push the buttons with the pictures of food on 'em.
Jimmy : Don't need to, Skeet: I memorized the prices, and did the tax and change in my head!
Skeet : Dude, the purpose of using the cash register is not just calculate the price and change for our customer but it also keeps track of inventory and sales in the system database. This is vital information for our establishment to keep track of profit in order to thrive. Also, I'm sure some customers would like receipts of their order to ensure you did not miscalculate their transaction. I'm not saying you did as I am confident in your abilities dude, but the average every day dude can not instantly prove this and may feel uncomfortable with you quoting them their change in your head. You are very smart Jimmy and you have nothing to prove. I just wish you can see this and to also think a little deeper on your actions, dude.
Is that an actual video? I cant find it.
*jimmy dies
Original comment by “King Wah” from this video: ua-cam.com/video/XjIZ1IGEJNo/v-deo.html 👌
Nervøus Wreck that was nothing like this comment
You're so gay it's embarassing
*I memorized the prices and the taxes in change in my head*
😕
Ugh ok mr magic M A N
I also did not hear you say big mcthankies from mcspankies
No, we are not doing that
NERD!
Skeet looks like he's about to make the Holocaust look like a joke after he gets done with Jimmy
*Doom music starts*
RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE
That kinda sounded.. a little freaky
Underrated
Time for a Big McBeatdown from McSpanky's
When I was younger I thought jimmy was right. Now that I’m older I know that Skeet is in the right.
Interesting. How long was it until you realized you shouldn't act like a cartoon character?
@@archesworn377 Uh let me think? 74 years.
@@archesworn377 12
@@archesworn377 i used to use plungers to climb really tall buildings and i ended up falling one day
@@archesworn377 Get outsmarted.
why is it called mcspankies? That's just horrifying..
That was the name of the founder.
Also Hugh declined to buy stock in early McSpanky's so he could buy Jimmy's Mom's wedding ring.
McSpank some cheeks.
Reminds me of chokey's chicken
@@pptemplar5840 Nice username, Bardock.
Its hella funny though
Your having a really bad day and you go to work
THen this kid pops up and you have to deal with him
Jimmy neutron has big brain but dosen't know how to use it
N I G E R U N D A Y O why is joseph joestar watching youtube last time i saw you was 1999 bizzare summer
Plot twist: Skeet is having Vietnam Flashbacks
They used sodium chloride in their explosives which is why hes having flashbacks 🤣😂
Can we just realize how depressed skeet is when jimmy says “sodium chloride”.
that's disappointment
His disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined
I think he's just so confused he has to take a minute to understand what bullshit he just had to hear
“YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PUSH THE BUTTONS WITH THE PICTURES OF FOOOOOOD ON THEM!!”
"dont need to skeet i memorized the prices and did the tax and change in my head."
@@sabrinazc "actually dude, you are required, as a cashier employee, to push the buttons on the cash register to record this purchase and have a receipt to document that such purchases were made, otherwise just using your head can not only screw up the customer, but also potentially screw over this company, where I am certain that you will then be punished by law.
Just because you know how to calculate, invent, and use overly complicated words that will not only confuse everybody but will also scare the customers away, making the meals we serve here at mcspankys not sound as much appetizing, does not mean you can avoid making documents just to show off how smart you are, we might also then receive complaints about how the meal we made was not done right, and that the customers might have paid more money than how much they need to pay.
You also have shown that you have massive disrespect to workers not only older than you but have more experience than you. you just started to work here and then the moment you get this job, you start to act like a brat who always thinks he is correct in every way, if you don't change your attitude towards those who are practically your mentors here, you may as well just quit.
@@sabrinazc “ah okay dude, I also didn’t hear you say, big mcthankies from mcspankies”
You know, Jimmy?
While I can't say that you have never been responsible for helping out the town you also created or influenced the vast majority of major threats in the first place.
The Yolkians only came to Retroville because of your signal. The same goes for Meldar Prime. The Nanobots, Shirley, and Evil Jimmy were all your creations. You caused the ice age. You created the sentient pants. You made the sick patch, you turned your teacher into a fifty-foot monstrosity, and you injured Santa Claus, almost ruining Christmas.
The vast majority of this town's problems are caused, at least indirectly, by you. And you know what? In all honesty, that would be fine. You are very intelligent and you almost always do fix it, and in the end it's extremely unlikely that you won't end up benefiting the world a lot more than you will damage it. My children and my children's children are probably going to live in a world free of war and disease, and I'll have you to thank for that.
But fuck, dude. You can't keep using your intelligence as a way to escape your humanity. I didn't ask you to say salt because I thought a customer would seriously care or because I was insecure, I did it because it made you look weird and I was trying to get you to adopt behaviors and use language that makes you come across like a normal fucking person.
Everyone knows what sodium chloride is, but calling it that outside the context of a chemistry class makes you seem like someone who defines themselves solely by their intelligence, which is undeniably who you are. I know you think that there's nothing wrong with being that person, dude, but there is. Taking your IQ and deciding that it elevates you above the rest of the planet is an awful decision that will lead to a life filled with misery and alienation. It will color every interaction you ever have and make it impossible to have real friends or relationships.
I’m not saying that you won’t have any. But they won’t hold any meaning to you, and they certainly won’t bring you any happiness. Sure, you’ll probably manage a pity-fuck or two your sophomore year of college after giving some drunk sorority girl a jetpack ride, but it’ll bring you nothing but emptiness. Maybe you’ll eventually abandon women altogether and decide that “your true love is science”, secretly seething inside whenever you see a guy like Nick or Bolbi getting married to someone he really cares about, who cares about him.
You’ll say I’m exaggerating, but dude, look at how you treat the people in your life now. Carl and Sheen, quirks aside, really do see you as a friend, and they’d go through some serious shit if it meant helping you out of a scrape. Can you say that you see them the same way, as anything other than the only two kids your age willing to put up with your ridiculous ego? What have you ever done for them?
Inventing doesn’t count, dude. Even when you build something for someone else, you’re really doing that for YOU. Every llama-bot or Ultra Lord simulator is only created with the expectation of further praise. They’re not friends to you. They’re worshippers.
And your parents? Lord, the way you treat them. You think I’ve got folks that care about me the way your mom and dad do, working in a shithole like this? I wish. Everyday your dad watches you scarf down the dinner your mom slaved to make for you and prays that you might think about spending some fucking time with him instead of disappearing into your lab to do god knows what. They watch you toy with dimensional-warping science that they can’t wrap their minds around on a daily basis and you laugh at them for worrying about you.
Have you ever played catch with your dad, Jimmy? Ever asked him how his day at work was? You don't have a clue what I'd do for a dad like yours in my life, dude.
What about your mom? Why not invent something that’ll make her life easier instead of gallivanting around the Bermuda Triangle to play with fucking seaweed?
We both know the reason. She would thank you for it, she’d be happy to imagine a version of you that thought for an instant about the needs of another person, but she wouldn’t call you the greatest thing in the universe for it like your friends do. And in Neutron’s world, whoever doesn’t do that might as well not exist.
Ignore me if you want. Keep going the way you’re going, and I’ll see you in thirty years, lugging around sixteen Nobel prizes in your pockets as if they could substitute for a lifetime’s worth of human love and interaction. You’ve always mocked Calamitus for his inability to finish what he started, but the man had a wife and a daughter that tolerated him enough to want to stay in his life through everything, and at the rate you’re going I’d be amazed if you could manage the same with Goddard.
The rest of Retroville, Jimmy, they’ll never be able to do what you do. They’ll never be able to invent rockets or solve cold fusion or add three numbers together. But they will find genuine friendship and love, and they will call it salt, and despite everything you accomplish you’ll only be remembered as nothing more than the man who wouldn’t. Who couldn’t, perhaps.
Get out, dude. You’re fired.
Big McThankies from McSpanky's.
I wanna say something about this but idk what
I really enjoyed this comment
Big mcthankies
All this Over spilt salt, but good lord somebody had to say to jimmy.
Man, I don't read but the end is funny
Thats is a touching comment Big McThankies dude
This was a fuckin masterpiece of comment artistry Professor Salvia would be proud
Big McThankies 😢
And I used to wonder why Jimmy eventually ended up in the burger costume.
This is funny and scary at the same time
Scary how?
Welcome to UA-cam
not scary but weird
This is what Redditors sound like
The subreddit r/Iamsosmart
and r/wooosh met each other
what rick and morty fans think they look like
Except they sound more like theyre swallowing their saliva, also dont forget multiple burps
Manager: Hey, your drawer is off by like... the whole day?
Employee: *Sweats*
I Calculated it...
Man how did I not realise this as a kid, Jimmy is really really pretentious, he's one of those people that uses the scientific names for everything, even though everyone else understands them in simpler terms, it's ok to use scientific terms when you're doing science, but not in everyday situations, it's not impressive or cool, just say things the way people understand them
he's r/iamverysmart in human form
Jimmy's really a piece of semi-digested food items discarded by the human body.
I bet Jimmy is skipping philosophy and literature class, he may had every scientific knowledge you can't imagine, but lack commom sense, wisdom, and somehow also critical thinking.
ENCHANTMEN r/ihavereddit
Ты клоун r/shutthefuckupnormie
This meme has saved my life for years now. It reappears when I need it most
same
Literally warms my soul every year. And we keep quoting it with my wife for years now
If he doesn’t press the buttons the ticket won’t get sent back to the kitchen and they won’t know to make the order and the customer will never get their food. Skeet was just trying to help jimmy but jimmy was being a know it all smh
Keep smh at the cartoon bro
r/lmaososmart r/iam14andthisisdeep
also the register is used to keep track of sales and inventory for company and record purposes. It keeps track of what was bought and when. And jimmy is human, he can make a mistake like we’ve seen him do. Even one wrong price can cost the company money.
Not only that, the register records the orders for legally required external financial reporting as well as managerial accounting purposes. Unless Jimmy is writing down all the purchased items at the end of the day, this information is lost.
You: *actually it's salt*
Me, an intellectual: how tf he pick up all them grains in one pinch
No,he dropped it
It's big brain time.
0:11 I just love the animators giving skeet the smh expression
5 years old me: Jimmy is smart
Me now: holy shit skeet is right
1:05 at this point we can see skeet fed up
I can feel the emotion behind his eyes
Same with your pfp
This one of those episode moments that just are so perfectly dumb that it creates its own meaning lol we love that shit lol
I remember watching this after waking up randomly in the middle of the night
An unsettling yet comforting feeling I'll never forget
I Really Like your Profile Picutre
I remember it appearing in my reccomonded at like 8pm and something about it felt off and still does
This has been running through my head since I was a child since 2003
That's the longest two minutes I've ever experienced...
Jimmy: *puts polyunsaturated fats and dry glycerin in skeet*
Plot twist: _Skeet dips jimmy with sodium chloride with the fries after the argument_
Triglycerides** Lmaoo
@@ReadySethGo217 Bruh, i said lmao, because i was laughing at their comment, not at their mistake. Get a life.
@@ReadySethGo217 sensitive byotch alert
@@ReadySethGo217 You obviously give a crap if you felt the need to reply back.
@@eo4295 You obviously give a crap if you waste a part of your life correcting people that accidentally made a simple spelling mistake that could always be fixed later without the help, you should put your life on something else instead of correcting random people on the internet.
As a totally real gelotologist, this made my cranium expel dopamine, oxytocin and endorphins
I feel like there’s a deeper meaning to this...
general kenobi
Unlimited power hello there
The deeper meaning is that Skeet is right.
@@kenobi894 g e n e r a l
k e n o b i
Thanos Chicken your move...
THIS. THIS IS THE ONE. I HAVE SEARCHED FOR SO LONG AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN AFTER A YEAR OF RANDOMLY FINDING IT AND MY STRUGGLES HAVE NOT BEEN IN VAIN, I HAVE BEEN REWARDED FOR MY LOYALTY AND EFFORT
Congrats dude
@@briandkwik9837 THANK YOU FRIEND. ALL HAIL THE SODIUM CHLORIDE
@@spaghettimeister2453 Actually dude, it's S A L T
@@AbbasKhan9364 actually my friend, F U C K
I fucking feel you man, I was in the exact same godman boat with you. Let's fucking go we are here now!!!
I used to work at a fast food restaurant and I have to tell you this exactly what it's like when you have a smart-ass new person trying to tell you how to do your job
When u try to remember your friends name after hitting you head 0:33
This has me freaking cracking up in a quiet ass airport right now, very awkward
this video is so surreal and messes with my brain on a primal level. i find myself coming back to it for reasons i dont quite understand… it simply compels me…
Everyone's pointing out how Skeeter is correct and Jimmy is being a pretentious dork, and that's absolutely correct. But I'm here wondering who tf is letting a 10 year old work this job. Does Retroville not have child labor laws or something?
to be fair, that same 10 year old can warp reality and create gadgets beyond mortal comprehension. Im sure it would be normal to assume that he can handle a fucking cash register.
He and his friends lied about their ages earlier in the episode to get the job.
1:11
When you here the coffin at the funeral say it’s dark in here
Skeet could have thrown upon jimmy his divine wrath and anger but instead he showed mercy as he has done for all humanity no matter how many times we fail and shame him
I once had a new guy like this at our shop, he wanted to make everything on his own way because it was more "efficient" and wanted to look smart, and ended un being fired in 2 days.
Jimmy here is dodging taxes by not putting the money into the register. 💀💀
I love how everyone on the internet came here to collectively dunk on Jimmy
Jimmy really knew how to make anyone want to punch him in this one episode
I fear no man but this "video" scares me
Bro why is this so funny I don’t why I’m laughing
The original got taken down. atleast this is still there.
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Idk why but this video is lowkey scary ik most won't agree but like it gives off an eerie vibe
Really just the music though lol
A perfect parable detailing the difference between intelligence and wisdom.
I’ve always loved that Skeet interprets Math as Magic
imagine Jimmy reading all these comments
When you put all your stats in intelligence but have 0 in wisdom
Jiimmy ain't gold, He's just mold.
Skeet had a
*V I E T N A M F L A S H B A C K*
WHO DAT!!
his name is skeet lol
Can’t explain why but this edit is just perfect
I didn't know Quentin Tarantino worked at McDonald's
Jimmy's calcualations mean nothing when the IRS shows up and asks why all their profits are unaccounted for
Literally every pause is when skeet is "outsmarted"
In case you wanna know why i said outsmarted in quotation marks:
First look at juul.mp4's comment about the register thing.
Second off: Sodium Chloride is not the only ingredient in salt, you could have said *Iodized Sodium Chloride* or just stick with _salt._
who cares if your a genius
when you're a working man
you follow the rules
This displays a emotion that is unknown yet people still feel it
I feel like it’s a mix of confusion jealousy and anger
Its creepy and funny at the same time lol
"I memorized the prices and did the tax and change in my head!"
"Jimmy, it's store policy for a reason. The buttons on the register send data to our computers, which we then use to report profit to the company, and the IRS. You're a smart kid, Jimmy. Can you tell me what happens when Tim the Taxman can't see the amount of revenue this little franchise gets?"
A good smart kid also needs to known when to act reasonably in public. You’re not going to speak to everyone in verbose or order food in a restaurant using chemical names to refer to the food.
Well how about next time you get a cashier than can handle the Neutron style, later ni-
LATER SKEET O RAMA
Oh my god it's Dream.
Jimmy may be book smart, but Skeet is street smart
Jimmy is commuting tax fraud by not entering the numbers into the register. Way to go Jimbo
Skeet looks like he's boutta shoot up the place
Jimbo represents every problem we're facing in the world here. Someone who is put into a position who is incapable of dropping their egos and feels the need to overcomplicate problems that have simple solutions
Just came back to this video.
Pops up in my head every now and then.
Still great.
i remember when this was a huge meme back in 2017, it was everywhere at school
0:55 when your dad comes home drunk from the bar and beats your little brother instead of you
Jimmy: Don't let our food be deny you, Put our polyunsaturated fats and triglycerides inside you! Skeet: *Mental State Withers*
so jimmy isnt ringing in the items? Might need to have a talk about taxes with this "genius" kid
why did they put naked city - Notre Dame De L'Oubli when skeet would just freeze
I think it's supposed to imply that Skeet has snapped and is going to murder Jimmy
HE COULDNT HANDLE THE NEUTRON STYLE
Dream 💀
The death stare
See, jimmys boss isn’t very impressed
Jimmie would definitely be the reddit guy
Jimmy is trying to save the animators some time, by not pushing the buttons with pictures of food on them, he was able to allow the animators to not animate him pushing the buttons.
1:10 what is theme name Naked City - Notre Dame De L'Oubli (For Olivier messsiaen)
you are a god
thank you
Thanks dude, i've looking for hours
CEO of Mc Spankys: You do realize you drove the man to an existential crises and nearly killed himself right?
Jimmy: well how about next time you get a manager that can handle the Neutron style later nicorama
Bro that zoom made my days. Thanks. Its really hard get dopamine this month
A double mcspanky with fries and a *fork*
Dream
skeets right jimmys just too big brain
I've seen this once before and I've full circled back here after so long. Nothing's changed. Jimmy lied, Skeet died.
As someone who manages a restaurant, I can tell you right now list that Jimmy would be sacked and skeet would be the reasonable one.
Skeet really mcspanked the heck out of jimmy after this
Top 10 animes when the main character turns out to be a psycho
When you accidentally spell *your* instead of *you’re* , Jimmy is that guy who corrects you.
Jimmy made him question his knowledge to existence two times in a row