YTP: Edward Joins Team Jacob After Browsing FurAffinity

In this video, Edward gets fired by J. Jonah Jameson for not bringing pictures of Spidermonkey.
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[@Captpan6]

Happy Halloweenie!

[@S-fn3oe]

Exceptional work

[@vadim_65rus]

Weenie! Yes.

[@Numberer1]

I always knew Edwedward was a fourty year old newspaper.

[@HouseOfFunQM]

*I was unconditionally, and irrevocably*

[@TheZeroAccount]

“I can’t bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face-“
Leg is shattered
“I REGRET THE DECISIONS.”

[@verchewah]

I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with this video.

[@tracebullet]

That "REJECTED" joke is great by itself, but I lost it with that "REJERECTED" at 8:55!

[@78Shockwave87]

It’s excellent, it reminded me a lot of “DIGICIDE”

[@martyroma606]

“- I hope you are hungry”, Esme.
“- Yeah, absolutely”, answered Bella.
“- Am I a joke to you!?!, asked Rosalie.
A true masterpiece! I literally cried several times! 😭😂💖

[@GolemAvalanche]

"Christian?"
"No play for Mr. Grey!"
I see what you did there.

[@iteachvader]

0:28 The fact that I instantly recognized this scene from the first Spy Kids makes me feel old.

[@HS_Gomikubi]

3:35 Bella: I'm a strong, independent woman
Edward: *laughs dismissively*
Car instantly crashes, Edward is flung from the wreckage and literally fucking dies before he even hits the ground

[@brostopreadingmyprofilenam7753]

Ikr, funniest shit

[@MeStirRyanYTP]

What if you
wanted to date a vampire
but god said
CRUISIN' ON DOWN MAIN STREET-

[@D8W2P4]

That makes me RELAXED AND FEELING GOOD.

[@kl4969]

Rain is cold, wet, gets everywhere... That was so on point I'm dying XD

[@Averyjohnson336]

Sand is worse it’s corse ruff irritating and it gets everywhere

[@Tirgo69]

Making a reference to "no play for mr grey" is so genius

[@CyberSoldier101]

Ain't lost a step brother. This was funny as hell

[@jackmanson355]

I literally can't stop watching this with my fiancee. We repeat these jokes daily. This is just genius artwork. The buttcrack burger gets me every time

[@Captpan6]

That's frickin awesome, man!

[@mastershmiddy]

THE PORTAL SENDING THE VAN TO HIT HER HUSBAND IM DEAD 😂😂😂

[@ELECTRICSHEEP94]

This Batman prequel is pretty strange.

[@mrksjke]

I agree, it's so sad that Deepercutt died of ligma

[@mrksjke]

@Babs a famous youtubepooper

[@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71]

wait what?! Deepercutt died?! when was this?! and why wasn't i told? 😭😥😦i loved Deepercutt's Edits may he or she rest in peace ☹

[@Captpan6]

@@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 He's still alive

[@Spider_MBI]

I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with this poop

[@SuperSaiyanAl]

It’s always nice when Haruhi shows up in a Captpan poop. Like running into an old friend.

[@ronpaulisnumber1]

I'm 28 years old and this had me laughing til I was lightheaded

[@joshespinoza790]

IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!

[@michaelweiskopf7771]

What’s a support beam?

[@BloodfelX]

(6:48) "I want to formally introduce myself (...) I got to first base with (your daughter)."
_heh_
"I'm sorry - I got to third base."
_loads gun_
That is just too perfect a way to introduce yourself.

[@Captpan6]

Not to mention say goodbye.

[@YelloDello]

This deserves more views because its legitimately one of the greats.

[@bread_dawg]

Another absolute masterpiece. Been here since the Haruhi poops. Keep on poopin'!

[@alisondye7372]

Edward: I am Spiderman
Actually he’s Batman

[@cannonfodder4000]

6:21
The fucking deepercutt spiderman song lul

[@ZeroRaider]

So it's true, movies CAN be saved in the edit!

[@HouseOfFunQM]

I'm so sorry that you had to watch this film in order to make the video.

[@J_God_Yamaxanadu]

1:18 quality gag

[@CraigAndrews666]

You're the bomb Captpan

[@Captpan6]

AAAAAA-

[@peterszeug308]

i suffer from agonizing chronic pain but your videos somehow always make me laugh. thumbs up for that!

[@dreamsprayanimation]

Your life must be hard but Edward is harder.

[@theTeleforce]

I sure hope my roommates weren't asleep.

[@MrTheSandyman1]

Had me cracking up. Loved the multi-dimensional van!

[@sprtsfanatic1]

This is the most I’ve seen of any Twilight movie and I’m glad it was through your creative and mad mind Catpan6

[@youngbloodfantasy91]

I can relate, as my dad is also a fork.

[@InkfinityOkamix3]

Omg, it’s YoungbloodFantasy91!!

[@kanna-san.]

Spork support group

[@SteffLoui88]

3:45! LOST IT! LMAO
I never have watched Twilight but when i got sent this and was told I'd get a laugh, I KNEW WHY!

[@78Shockwave87]

I relate to this… I accidentally fell through two flights of windows before. It sucked.

[@carcrashheart]

This is SO underrated

[@Captpan6]

Blame the algorithm

[@fevure]

I laugh so hard when there's obvious red flags and she's like "im in love with him" 😂😂

[@BobberTheWiseYTP]

I can't blame him. Buttcrack Burger is my favorite, too.

[@dab_yeetus]

6:18 dbiderdbiderdbider

[@Rose_D]

‘Looks like you’re a born loseeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!’

[@ryanciesiolka9435]

Cruise'n on down mainstreet~

[@MrLimbo-lj9hc]

I've never seen Twilight before. Now I won't need to. Thanks.

[@Captpan6]

As someone who loves unintentionally hilarious movies, you're missing out.

[@missplayer30]

If that makes you feel better, the movies are so much better in comparison to the book. They were SO boring.

[@BluJean6692]

CRUISING ON DOWN MAINSTREET

[@bigmamisvea1495]

Holy shit the car scene 😹😹 This ytp has way too much intricate lore to be ytp i wonder why this doesnt have more views😹

[@forestunger8649]

I’m so damn glad you still make ytps dude

[@FenrirWolfOfWar]

I hope your hungry
She already ate
*smash bowl*
Yeah, totally
“bowl is bowl again*

[@GarthTheDestroyer]

I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to this YTP...

[@vadim_65rus]

Still better love story than Twilight

[@PWR-GhostFace]

Yes Edward is on team Jacob ❤❤❤ I laughed so hard when he said am spider man

[@thedarksamutari1662]

Nice to see an Anna Kendrick featured movie YTP that wasn’t made by me 👍

[@kaathesnakeoftwo7371]

7:27 THOSE FUCKING EXTENDED WARRANTIES ARE IN MY YTPS NOW! IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!

[@thewaffleking.]

The Property of Ones will always be the most reliable way to identify a cold one

[@aidanru.2469]

Best part was easily 2:21-2:27. Fucking gold

[@KeybladeMaster87]

THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS!

[@cad4922]

I shat myself in the process of watching this video. Great job

[@thejoebotnik]

This is hilarious. Quality stuff.

[@Yoshikage8008]

I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at that gone joke at 2:14

[@Tirgo69]

i was unconditionally

[@JamieSwitzer]

Yessss Strong Bad reference!

[@Captpan6]

Great jorb catching that

[@theducheneaux]

About three things I was absolutely positive...
First, Bella loves dying.
Second, she (coincidentally) was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward, a killer.
Third, Edward is also Spiderman.
And fourth, that one guy is a sexy cat.

[@gabiwodaofficial]

this reminds where this twilight is embarrasment.
nothing from the moment goes wrong

[@Arcadenblog]

Keep up the great work, Captpan!

[@RobTFirefly]

Excellent!

[@thekillerdynamo]

Just keepin’ her rear, sauce

[@noodles00p]

The best Sonic fanfiction ever

[@madamantium5547]

I'm on team Captpan6

[@rosasart_]

3:40 YOU DID NOT JUST-

[@aspirtration]

3:40
Cleveeeeeeeeer

[@redpenink12]

This is hilarious!

[@ghagefuoco8373]

lmao Police Story reference at 8:34

[@Captpan6]

Spot on

[@atlasmoon5497]

1:27 I’m in tears man wtf and 1:34

[@MrPawsPause]

How old are you?
THIRTEEN
LMAO

[@HappyMirica]

0:06

[@Jinaria101]

Way to show how much people with a brain know how stupid this franchise is lol

[@projp9057]

Ha

[@samieparadise9316]

lol

[@user-jd5zp6wg3w]

🐀

[@Rebelscum501]

I enjoyed the car crashes lol

[@bubbabibleman5970]

Still a better love story than Tess of the d'Urbervilles: A Pure Woman Faithfully Presented, the controversial novel written by Thomas Hardy in 1891.

[@Lucios1995]

3:38 Did you take that from Danfango700's last YTP?

[@Captpan6]

Yup, too good a crash to pass up

[@calebcotter2850]

Wow, a strong bad reference.

[@BatHunterofDevon]

That scene with the portal at 2:27 was GENIUS

[@Twiland7]

cry laughed through this whole thing thank you

[@N1GhT0FtHeW0Lf]

This is the best youtube poop ive seen yet

[@Syntox]

The Master RETURNS

[@redfoxbennaton]

Like together together together

[@TMX1138]

Funny YTP! Noice!
I also have an idea for another YTP. Olivia Rodrigo’s song Driver’s License, perhaps?

[@Captpan6]

You know, I was actually considering doing a CS188 style Pooping the Charts.