GUYS I think kevin is being HELD HOSTAGE in the last couple of videos intros he zoomed in on the words "Help" and this time "Prisoner" we need to call the cops right NOW
professional theif was one the most hilariously terrifying things i've seen in my 29 years on this planet. I laughed, I cried, I covered my eyes and went back to watch it again.
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@Sabrina O'Neil Boy you must be nice to be around. Have you ever enjoyed something? Not to mention Kevin uploads daily, so surely it wouldn’t be too difficult to count up-or would that be too much mental processes for you to handle?
3:06 D-boys playing soccer during containment breach of SCP-[REDACTED], 2019 colorized. Btw Kevin you should play Scp secret laboratory and make other players have a mental breakdown.
I feel like most of these bad simulator games are peoples first game and they've just accepted that their first game wont be good, so they make them bad in a way that makes it funny.
9:07 You can hear the guys reaction when he sees Kevin. He finds a thief in his house and that is the sound he makes? This guy must be seriously insane. "Ooooooh"
Kevin needs to play The Punisher, Ghosthunter, State of Emergency, Open Season, Rocky, The Operative: No One Lives Forever, Wheelman, and Mercenaries Playground of Destruction!
you should try the simulator of my life. its just a picture of me being sad and you can hear a jumble of songs and porn playing in the background. also jim pickens is laughing at me. its a good life.
Kevin’s channels growing so much almost every video he’s posted has been somewhere on the gaming recommended page I’m glad he’s getting the recognition he deserves keep up the great content Kevin!!
Day 2 of asking Kevin to bring back super seducer. I know that the next level is a strip club, but just blur out some parts. I don't even think it shows anything anyway.
Day 8398 of not having suggested Kevin ever play any games. For those counting, yes, that is the number of days I've been alive, and yes, my 23rd birthday is this upcoming Thursday. Please send all gifts in the form of cash, solid gold, or Johnny Cash CDs.
Actually, 8398 days assumes that there are 365 days in a year. This means that you have forgotten to count leap years. Since you were born (and since you were born after February) there have been two leap years (2004 and 2012) meaning that it has actually been 8400 days
Day 10 of asking CallMeKevin the 1.9 million Subscribed youtuber to do a BakingBad episode cooking the Dear Leader's favorite food Bread Sticks!. Edit: What is the echo?
The part where Kevin is talking about his internet and the grass game downloading. My internet pauses to load the video for 2 minutes straight Kevin is staring back at me then the video picks back up to “Quite a strain on the internet.” I don’t know but I think Kevin is coming for me.
8 day in Kevin’s basement Now he’s forcing me to play fortnite Update:OH GOD HES MAKING ME PLAY SPONGEBOB RIPOFF GAMES MADE BY LITTLE BRITANS HELPPPPPP
Thank you for your videos. Not only are they entertaining as hell, your content has helped me get through each day dealing with medical problems and stress. Your voice and laughter always make me smile. Cheers!
I have pancreatitis so it hurts so much to laugh after I eat but I cant help but ugly laugh at this on the verge of tears in pain, it's an interesting experience to say the least
Day 666 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator : edit knew nothing about the dev just thought it would be fun to watch Kevin run around as a high school girl killing who ever he pleases
@@bushywushy6061 oh I haven't seen any of that. The worst thing I seen was about him firing a coder because he didn't understand their code. I seen where he declared that a rumor but idk much about him lol besides that the full demo is supposed to be released this year.
Carrying on for Mona Beansa, this is day 125 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad Introducing....the Asking Kevin To Do Things Simulator Download for free as a UA-cam Games exclusive
i really hope developer will make Fat Prisoner Simulator a multiplayer game, game is way too fun to play it alone
He won't. He's made like 10 awful simulator games and not a single one is multiplayer
Wooosh
C.M W oh my god there's a sequel
Aww it sucks it’s not multiplayer! I’d buy that
*insert shut up and take my money meme*
Imagine how devastated yet strangely successful a game dev would feel on seeing their game featured like this on Kevin's channel
The most important qualification for a successful simulator game: All characters must be Absolute Units.
Hi Justin Y v2!
Not a realistic simulation if everyone’s alpha males
Gotta have some disappointments
Hello it’s been a while
What is the Echo?
1k likes done
"If I can't shoot, I'll shoot out their kneecaps!"
-I wonder what thicc Kevin went to jail for-
GUYS I think kevin is being HELD HOSTAGE in the last couple of videos intros he zoomed in on the words "Help" and this time "Prisoner" we need to call the cops right NOW
omg you're right :O ... so he *IS* trapped in Jim's basement!
@@panic8085 And he's being made to play awful video games to earn coin!
Or maybe he is keeping somebody else prisoner?
It's ok, I'm sure Jim is treating him just fine!
Maybe it's a trap.
We go to help him and boom. Twist. He IS Jim Pickens.
professional theif was one the most hilariously terrifying things i've seen in my 29 years on this planet. I laughed, I cried, I covered my eyes and went back to watch it again.
You payed for Homeless Simulator?
I got it for free
For VR
But without the virtual
Reality is pay to win smh
And the good thing is, you're getting paid to play.
F
@Drink Water WOW
Oof
"If I can't shoot, I'll shoot out their kneecaps"-Kevin 2019
He said as i read it
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Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 135
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Days without videos: 1
04.15.2019
Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
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Another great comment
The fact that Kevin genuinely dropped his jokes for a second out of pure fear in thief simulator is absolutely hilarious
Oh god I just about pissed myself laughing at the dubstep cow part. Jesus Christ Kevin you’re going to cause my heart to give out one day.
"Look at them all, their like little baby ducks"
That was so accurate
Jim pickens Simulator 2019!
Where's the kickstarter for this?!?
Randoman it would just be someone following Kevin around with a video camera
It's called the sims
Its postal 2
8:37 - It's the same developer. Looks like he just made a bunch of half-assed games and put them on Steam.
It's like modern day Net Yaroze only bad lol
Fair being fair, there are actually things to do in Dude Simulator 2. Kevin just didn't do anything.
Over short distances, giraffes can run at speeds up to 35 mph.
I wrote a whole poem for school about that
@Drink Water I hide Jim Pickens in my school work
CuteyCats1234 Gaming and more I need to know more about this
Wow that's like 56,32 Km/h
Rafael Alódio or... 35 mph
11:51
I clicked on this video with high expectations.
I was not disappointed.
I'm concerned that fat simulator is the only game in Kevin's steam library
You don’t need any other games, fat prisioner simulator is love fat prisioner simulator is life
"My life is about to extinguish. *Thank God."*
Yep, Kevin's a Millennial.
Day 999 of loving Kevin and all his great content. Keep up the good work!
Dang that’s at least 4 years
Rip
@Sabrina O'Neil Boy you must be nice to be around. Have you ever enjoyed something? Not to mention Kevin uploads daily, so surely it wouldn’t be too difficult to count up-or would that be too much mental processes for you to handle?
We love you Kevin 🥺💞❤️
@@JeromeThrumurgan it cant be 4 years cuz ZenZins channel was created 2 years ago so yeah
"Who knew Steam had such bad games?"
Somewhere in the darkness, Jim Sterling's ears perk up and he let's out a wild howl into the steam store page.
Day 15 of telling Kevin that he is loved and appreciated
Keep spreading the message my fellow cult member! uwu
day 2 of thanking you for your contribution to this comment section and appreciating you for it 💖💙
Day 999999+7 of Kevin being locked up in an underground bunker by Jim Pickens. Pls save him
Day one of thanking you for being wholesome
Dónal Cunningham Day 1 of telling you you’re loved and appreciated
3:06 D-boys playing soccer during containment breach of SCP-[REDACTED], 2019 colorized.
Btw Kevin you should play Scp secret laboratory and make other players have a mental breakdown.
Yes he should because he will be scared until he ends the video.
YAAAASSSSSSSS
Kevin just got scammed out of his money for bad games
Feels bad man
feels worse that he pretends its real life and goes full pewdiepie mode
dont worry, steam has refunds
Thankfully these games usually cost 5 cents on the store
@@doctorsam9200 At least two of them seemed to cost 5€, according to what he said...
@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi can you please explain what do you men by that
I feel like most of these bad simulator games are peoples first game and they've just accepted that their first game wont be good, so they make them bad in a way that makes it funny.
Kevin, your under arrest and going to thicc prison ;)
You're
He's already in prison though.
@@SteveofArms youy're
@@makemesomecoffee7821 youare’re
9:07 You can hear the guys reaction when he sees Kevin. He finds a thief in his house and that is the sound he makes? This guy must be seriously insane. "Ooooooh"
Random comment #6
Kevin's first video (on this channel) was on 18 oct. 2016
This made me very uncomfortable..
*10/10 would watch again*
The whole channel in a nutshell.
Commander, the time has come. Execute order #66 of asking Kevin to play Doctor Who The Eternity Clock.
Epic Moustache.
Playing WHAT
Whats order 67 🤔 😂👌
Nathan O'Reilly it's where the Third Jedi Order has to pursue diplomatic relations with the New Sith Order.
Nah doctor who the adventure games kek
I'm less than 3 minutes in and I've had to pause it as I can't see or hear because I'm crying laughing. This is fecking hilarious
Kevin needs to play The Punisher, Ghosthunter, State of Emergency, Open Season, Rocky, The Operative: No One Lives Forever, Wheelman, and Mercenaries Playground of Destruction!
He absolutely has to play mercenaries.
Holy shit I found Turbid in the wild.
Tuxbird?!
I'm down for Open Season PC
“The Getaway” Black Monday”, “need for speed underground 2”
Me: so what's your hobbie
Kevin: I'm a professional fat man prisoner football simulator 2014
Me: OH??
you should try the simulator of my life. its just a picture of me being sad and you can hear a jumble of songs and porn playing in the background. also jim pickens is laughing at me. its a good life.
Truly. It's an honour to have the Dear Leader make a noise at you, identifiable or unidentifiable.
That was kinda sad, dunno if it's comedy or if there's something wrong... hoping everything it's ok ✌️
Just download more porn. You're welcome!
Kevin’s channels growing so much almost every video he’s posted has been somewhere on the gaming recommended page I’m glad he’s getting the recognition he deserves keep up the great content Kevin!!
Look at him now!
Hi there Kevin, I love your videos, and watch it all the time! Praise be Pickens, glorious is he.
Legend has it Kevin has never looked at grass the same way again
I have the feeling that your haircut changes in every video
Day 2 of asking Kevin to bring back super seducer.
I know that the next level is a strip club, but just blur out some parts. I don't even think it shows anything anyway.
Day 8398 of not having suggested Kevin ever play any games.
For those counting, yes, that is the number of days I've been alive, and yes, my 23rd birthday is this upcoming Thursday. Please send all gifts in the form of cash, solid gold, or Johnny Cash CDs.
May lord Pickens himself wish you a happy birthday
Actually, 8398 days assumes that there are 365 days in a year. This means that you have forgotten to count leap years. Since you were born (and since you were born after February) there have been two leap years (2004 and 2012) meaning that it has actually been 8400 days
All I read is "gifts in form of cash, solid gold and solid gold"
Why did you say solid gold twice?
I'll send you a $2 Pizza Hut discount coupon. Send me 5 dollars so I can ship it to you
I'm so glad he uses face cam here and there. It really adds flavor to the humor.
Kevin I have been binge watching your vids for like 2 days now!! You are funny af 😂
Day 11 of asking Kevin to play Mario and Sonic at the: London 2012 Olympic Games
Spoony this game is actually amazing
Hey man its been a year are you up to 376 yet?
@@Theology.101 no.
Ay man it's been a couple of years now you up to 730 yet
Been a bit
Day 9 of asking Kevin to read fanfics about himself
Rule 34
@@idontlikelasagne7211 that would be wenching the crank
On one hand, yes, I want him to read something dirty, it would be hilarious. But on the other hand.. I don’t want this baby to suffer :(
There are fanfics about him?
@@bread1882 there are fanfics of everything tbh
Day 10 of asking CallMeKevin the 1.9 million Subscribed youtuber to do a BakingBad episode cooking the Dear Leader's favorite food Bread Sticks!.
Edit: What is the echo?
Please play Overlord, Kevin, it is a fun game in which you can choose to be evil ... or really evil.
Or really, really evil lol
@@nate984 Or really, really, really evil.
Fixed Assets Or really, really, really, really evil.
Or really really really really really evil
I think Kevin will choose really evil
that professional thief thing was not only "incoming seizure simulator" but also hello neighbour but with much worse graphics
I feel like tales from the Borderlands would be a great fit for this channel
The part where Kevin is talking about his internet and the grass game downloading. My internet pauses to load the video for 2 minutes straight Kevin is staring back at me then the video picks back up to “Quite a strain on the internet.” I don’t know but I think Kevin is coming for me.
random thought: they should make a dlc for dead by daylight where kevin is a survivor
And Jim Pickens is the killer, but he'd be way too OP. He'd just find all the exits and do "lock door for everyone but Jim."
@@IndianaJones84476352 yeah exaxtly xD. His passive is that mole people live in the walls.
Who would've thought that the Fat Prisoner Simulator would be the best of these.
8 day in Kevin’s basement
Now he’s forcing me to play fortnite
Update:OH GOD HES MAKING ME PLAY SPONGEBOB RIPOFF GAMES MADE BY LITTLE BRITANS
HELPPPPPP
stay strong
7:43 the main point in this game is to kill ppl, then f*p to them and c** it’s a very weird game which I’ve only seen in a random UA-cam video
For some reason I want to see Kevin play a flight simulator. Am I the only one?
Let's sneak Kevin in the same FSX server as Airforceproud95. And let the apocalypse unfold.
Zacharias Price Kevin would probably be the hot air ballon going 300 knots
@@snowball8940 Or the dogfighting 747
Zacharias Price or a space shuttle status dogfighting 747 that lands so hard it descends to hell.
Watching callmekevin in the garden in the sun with my dogs and a cider, living the life
Simulator Games but the only reason I’m in prison is because I stole food
look prisoner 24601 you deserve to be in prison get over it
Hello guys my name is Kevin and today we are doing something a little bit different *chokes rapidly*
My favorite part was when there were guns in Grass Simulator.
I like how Kevin blurred out the 'over 9000' for the entirety of the Dude Simulator.
"Alright, it all comes down to this."
1 second later
"Shit, I missed the ball entirely."
Just kevin being our good old kevin...
I remember dashie playing the fat prisoner and saying "yo that legit looks like me"
You could do a farming simulator 19 video called "Farming Simulator 19 but I'm a sad farmer"
Farming Simulator 19 but I'm a sad IRISH farmer
"If I can't shoot, I shoot out their kneecaps."
Yes
Nobody:
Call Me Kevin: *facecam zoom on left nostril every 20 seconds*
"Oh, my chance to shine!"
*Gets hit and flops*
"I'm done..."
Hahahahahaha
Kevin: "im speechless for the first time"
Everyone else: thats how you know how cringy and weird a game is
Im high af and I almost choked laughing about the soccer game and his silly giggle, comentating, and irish accent 😂😂😂 What a fever dream 😂
That football one was fucking gold. You had me creased
Loving you’ve had more face cam lately. Actually seeing your reaction to the crazy stuff you say makes it more hilarious.
Hey kevin maybe you should finish your gameplay of resident evil 7 and also post the stream on youtube
I am also hoping for the same!!
Joeri Van Aalzum Yes!!!
First game is a fecking masterpiece. We need it with online mode.
Day 3 of asking Kevin to play The Sims 2 on DS
Or PSP. Or GBA. I'd settle for any of those.
I love coming back to this video just for the fat prisoners LMAOOOOOO
I just did that LMAO
Day 5 of asking Kevin to play 102 Dalmatians: Puppies to the Rescue for PS1
Lol
He should though
I have something else that revolutionized my way to look at grass. I roll it up, smoke and and get stoned, true revolution.
Day 58 of asking the loveliest Irish UA-camr CallMeKevin to play Toy Story 2
Kevin:Falling down
Me:falling up
Day 4 of asking Kevin to play My Little pony Friendship is Magic for the PS2
Thank you for your videos. Not only are they entertaining as hell, your content has helped me get through each day dealing with medical problems and stress. Your voice and laughter always make me smile. Cheers!
Day 35 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
I have pancreatitis so it hurts so much to laugh after I eat but I cant help but ugly laugh at this on the verge of tears in pain, it's an interesting experience to say the least
Day 91 of waiting for Kevin to play Big Family Games
Imagine playing this on stream
Everyone would watch, probably
Love your vids mate, they slay me every time. There's something about your humour and ability not to take yourself too serious that just cracks me up.
6:50 more like bar ragnarok
Fun fact the nicest people in prison are always the most scary looking prisoners
Day #1 of suggesting Kevin try Halloumi (for the good of the stream).
I lost it at "and yet here we are buying grass simulator".
Day 76 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.
Yes
No
Maybe
Perhaps
You Kevin, are the only youtuber who actually makes me laugh, and for that, I thank you.
Day 4 of asking Kevin to play SpongeBob employee of the month
only kevin can make me feel safe and refreshed after days full of drama on the internet
Day 666 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator : edit knew nothing about the dev just thought it would be fun to watch Kevin run around as a high school girl killing who ever he pleases
Have you seen the things about the dev?
@@bushywushy6061 what things?
why
@@bushywushy6061 spill the tea 😮
@@bushywushy6061 oh I haven't seen any of that. The worst thing I seen was about him firing a coder because he didn't understand their code. I seen where he declared that a rumor but idk much about him lol besides that the full demo is supposed to be released this year.
Real thief simulator + slender the eight pages music, now that's a whole new level of survival horror
Day 1 of me asking Kevin to play Doki Doki literature club to get me through exams pls thank you 😭
I would also like to request this
I’m here from the future. There’s a pandemic coming. Poor young Kevin, so innocent.
Carrying on for Mona Beansa, this is day 125 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad
Introducing....the Asking Kevin To Do Things Simulator
Download for free as a UA-cam Games exclusive
"IT'S OVER 9000."
Kevin: "That's not allowed.
Kevin, you have some very strange boundaries.
Now that is one T H I C C prison boi.
There are still Soldiers on the battlefield? *RADIO NOISES* WE NEED ESCORT RIGHT NOW
The Purple Guy CZ this was never funny
@@courtneyyeehaw6679 Target equired...
@ 2:40 after the last “go” my dad just sneezed. I’m wheezing
Day ∞ of asking Kevin to play Roblox
@Batman The Dark Knight no u
Ew why roblox 🙄🙄
Batman The Dark Knight look at the state of yourself
Nope everything but roblox,
And Fortnite 🤢
RIP Steam Greenlight, you will be missed