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  • @sawyerl1086
    @sawyerl1086 Рік тому +284

    “Chiblee, it’s YOUR prime minister!!” got my ass good

  • @Wikmalm
    @Wikmalm Рік тому +56

    The Florence + The Machine accusation flip to the Mumford and Sons accusation is the quickest -2 to +2 turnaround in a while

  • @burningled
    @burningled Рік тому +175

    The "number of books in a series" one was mega-tilting.
    >What counts as mainline LoTR? Or Animorphs? Or Dune?
    >Does the extra Hitchhiker's Guide book Eoin Colfer wrote count?
    >ASOIAF only has 5 books out, but 7 are planned--which is the number?
    >Is "unfortunate events" a gotcha or are they just shorthanding "A series of unfortunate events"?
    I feel like y'all got scammed here.

    • @AlaskanWolf16
      @AlaskanWolf16 Рік тому +23

      Also, a series of unfortunate events has 13 books in it, which had me screaming at the screen. Everything about the Baudelaires is unlucky. Even the number of books written about them.

    • @2000AD
      @2000AD Рік тому +23

      The LOTR was sneaky as each of the what most people consider 'books' are actually volumes of 2 books published together; Fellowship is Books 1 ("The Ring Sets Out", start to Rivendell) & 2 ("The Ring Goes South" Council of Elrond to splitting of the fellowship), Towers is books 3 ("The Treason of Isengard", the Rohan adventures, ending with the fall of Isengard) & 4 ("The Ring Goes East", Frodo and Sam's journey up to fighting Shelob) and RotK is 5 ("The War of the Ring" Gondor up until Aragorn leads the march on Mordor) & 6 ("The End of the Third Age", Frodo and Sam's journey conclusion, epilogue and then Scouring of the Shire)

    • @DecayingReverie
      @DecayingReverie Рік тому +4

      @@2000AD Yeah, and depending on how you look at the LOTR series, there's also The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, the 12 volumes of the Histories of Middle-Earth and like the 4 or 5 books of the "big stories" (Children of Hurin, Beren and Luthien, The Fall of Gondolin, and The Fall of Numenor). One might even include the poetry books like The Adventures of Tom Bombadil or Bilbo's Last Song.

    • @prgnify
      @prgnify Рік тому +10

      @@DecayingReverie All of that is absolutely not "The Lord of The Rings". LOTR is six books in three volumes, and that is it.

    • @Nowolf
      @Nowolf Рік тому +4

      @@DecayingReverie those are other books in or about the universe/by the same author, but I don't think they're part of lord of the rings.

  • @highlandersteve9953
    @highlandersteve9953 Рік тому +44

    The long awaited return of the "Apollo is 12 years old" bit

  • @MsPymParticles
    @MsPymParticles Рік тому +45

    accidental Florence + the Machine slander was scary

  • @xtremegaming1232
    @xtremegaming1232 Рік тому +106

    50 minute Quixort marathon is fucking insane I’m so pegged rn

    • @Nick-xu7ns
      @Nick-xu7ns Рік тому

      50 minutes of pegging let’s hydrate and get it, boys

  • @katersss
    @katersss Рік тому +62

    the perfect run solely from NL was legendary

    • @ConFusi0n
      @ConFusi0n Рік тому +4

      Confirmed, streamers do NOT know history (except NL)

  • @Shade1703
    @Shade1703 Рік тому +25

    the world leaders one was absolute brain rot

  • @OfficialPikadex
    @OfficialPikadex Рік тому +13

    I think people were surprised by the Napoleon one because it was misspelled as "Napolean." Personally, I was worried they were being sneaky, but thankfully it was just a typo.

  • @jammywalter0713
    @jammywalter0713 Рік тому +39

    Justin just casually dropping that he is friends with Laura Stevenson is bonkers to me

    • @calebgigachad6705
      @calebgigachad6705 Рік тому +14

      Literally who

    • @connorsmith75
      @connorsmith75 Рік тому +13

      Caught me wayyyyy off guard, especially only a week or two after nl saying he’s cool cause he listens to Jeff Rosenstock probably not knowing there’s only 2 degrees of separation lol

    • @pastanovadelight9169
      @pastanovadelight9169 Рік тому +1

      ​@@connorsmith75where did he say this pls I require sauce

    • @iTzSparklez
      @iTzSparklez Рік тому +1

      @@connorsmith75 perhaps less since justin has talked about being familiar with multiple members of bomb the music industry and the group generally

    • @pastanovadelight9169
      @pastanovadelight9169 Рік тому

      @@iTzSparklez please link source

  • @willowmute
    @willowmute Рік тому +13

    justin mixing up florence+the machine and mumford and sons is crazy

  • @lonewanderer285
    @lonewanderer285 Рік тому +13

    NL confused chicken fries with what Burger King used to have. Consider it their version of a "chicken nugget". BK didn't always have roundish nuggets. That's just them copying McDonald's, same as when they first introduced what NL is confusing with chicken fries. BK's original chicken "nuggets" were basically slices of filet as opposed to the much more processed round variety everyone has today. Bk's original nuggets only looked vaguely similar to a chicken fry because they are both long and roughly the same length. What NL is confusing chicken fries with is merely the original BK chicken nugget. I'm a couple of years older than our dear egg here, so I do remember those "nuggets" and in my humble opinion, they were far superior to what BK passes off as nuggets these days. Chicken fries used to be in a tier all their own, simply for being more flavorful, but that was when they were always made fresh. Nowadays though, you rarely get them fresh. They're just like nuggets, onion rings, and the like... made who knows when and left to sit in it's container in a warmer, and them being the only one out of that bunch that's actually in a box, they just sweat on themselves and basically ruin what was at one point a halfway decent menu item.

    • @SerbianKnifeFight
      @SerbianKnifeFight Рік тому +3

      What I remember was back in the 2000s they had chicken nuggets shaped like crowns which pepper in the breading which made 6 year old me go omg its spicy so tasty
      Then they made their nuggets identical to mcdonalds so the place is washed

    • @lonewanderer285
      @lonewanderer285 Рік тому +2

      @@SerbianKnifeFight those replaced the original longer nuggets

  • @codesymphony
    @codesymphony Рік тому +6

    I liked when apollo placed tennessee inbetween illinois and illinois

  • @adam-gould
    @adam-gould Рік тому +7

    tfw they clearly had Discworld in mind for the book series question upper limit and changed their mind

  • @MarsAres
    @MarsAres Рік тому +16

    Jackbox really dropped the ball with that books question. The upper bound was 41 and they gave them two answers with more than that, and they were counting the Silmarillion, the Hobbit, and some mystery third book for the Lord of the Rings.

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 Рік тому +13

      Each of the "Books" in the mainline Lord of the Rings series is actually 2 books that were then published together in one volume. The Fellowship of the Ring is actually "The Ring Sets Out" and "The Ring Goes South", The Two Towers is "The Treason of Isengard" and "The Ring Goes East", and Return of the King is "The War of the Ring" and "The End of the Third Age". If they had counted the Hobbit and the Silmarillion, the answer would have been 8.

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 6 місяців тому

      mystery third book is children of hurin
      or what sage said

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef Рік тому +14

    Tony Hawk wasn't voted off Big Brother but Tony Hawk's Dad was

  • @elmoinapanda7021
    @elmoinapanda7021 Рік тому +25

    The egg has always been a genius in my eyes

  • @slick3996
    @slick3996 Рік тому +17

    He's never beating the what the hell is he looking at in the thumbnail allegations

  • @Jabberwocky415
    @Jabberwocky415 Рік тому +3

    24:45 The Bible has 66 books fyi

  • @TheTrueEmrys
    @TheTrueEmrys Рік тому +1

    NL thinking he ate Chicken Fries as a kid was a huge L

  • @Croc1579
    @Croc1579 Рік тому +6

    Bro who the hell is Napolean? My ass woulda dropped it in the trash

  • @hawxchampion523
    @hawxchampion523 Рік тому +6

    Damn the Mississippi one was hard, especially because there are usually 3 trashes

  • @dew84
    @dew84 Рік тому +7

    I remember eating chicken fries at the mall food court in the 90s. I think they were KFC though.

  • @revelaitons3959
    @revelaitons3959 Рік тому +4

    When they said Chicago, famous lake city, is on the Mississippi, then said Memphis is north of it...
    I was putting on the Joker makeup.

  • @CrabbyDarth
    @CrabbyDarth Рік тому +1

    i thought "napolean bonaparte" was trash because. that is not how he's spelled, jackbox.

  • @beastModeRocco
    @beastModeRocco 4 дні тому

    Good Lord I must really love Ryan to listen to Apollo this long

  • @BadQualityStudios
    @BadQualityStudios Рік тому +35

    he's NOT dumb?!

  • @theocarr7528
    @theocarr7528 Рік тому +2

    La Crosse mentioned??? pog in the 608, lets go

  • @Boog2811
    @Boog2811 11 місяців тому +2

    This Quixort game was insane all around, but the round that annoyed me the most was the "Mario's Sports Games!" category.
    The correct order, and the games Jackbox referred to them by (according to my research) is:
    Golf - 1987 - NES Open Tournament Golf (known in Japan as "Mario Open Golf")
    Tennis - 1995 - Mario's Tennis (this is the Virtual Boy game Justin was referring to)
    Bobsled - 1998 - Mario Party 1 (bobsled minigame)
    Beach Volleyball - 2002 - Mario Party 4 (beach volleyball minigame) (Apollo was probably thinking of Mario Sports Mix or Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games when saying it was a Wii game)
    Baseball - 2005 - Mario Superstar Baseball (Gamecube game that Apollo was referring to)
    Table Tennis - 2007 - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (table tennis event)
    Curling - 2009* - Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (curling event)
    Dodgeball - 2011 - Mario Sports Mix (dodgeball mode)
    Horse Racing - 2016* - Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (equestrian event)
    Curling and Horse Racing both have asterisks since we can't confirm their specific year because they were trashed. However, these years line up with games that have that sport.
    Discrepancy: The baseball game that Ryan and Kory were referring to from the Game Boy is a real game (released in 1983 in Japan & 1985 in NA), and features Mario & Luigi as pitchers for two teams. It's understandable why this is not counted as a game in this list, although it is very confusing. In addition to this, there's an NES game called "Golf" in which Mario is the playable character. However, we know that Jackbox did not pick this game because it released in either 1984, 1985, or 1986 (depending on region), and Jackbox specified 1987 for their golf pick (I checked DumbDog's VOD since NL's facecam covered it lol), which lines up with the game called "Mario's Open Golf" in Japan, so it seems the specification for a game counting is that it includes "Mario" in the title, so the Game Boy baseball game wouldn't count.
    Another discrepancy: Mario Party 1 (Bobsled) is said to be 1998, the Japan release date for Mario Party 1, while Mario Sports Mix (Dodgeball) is said to be 2011, the NA release date for Mario Sports Mix. Both of these games had a different release year in the other region (NA was 1999 for Mario Party 1, and Japan was 2010 for Mario Sports Mix), however, this would not have changed their ordering in this list, only the specified year.
    Yet another discrepancy: Mario Party minigames clearly count (for Bobsled & Beach Volleyball), so why doesn't it count for Horse Racing? There's a Horse Racing minigame in Mario Party 3 called Rockin' Raceway, which would place it at either 2000 or 2001 depending on region, but instead it's much later. So does Mario Party not count if there's been a more proper rendition of the game later? This also doesn't make sense, though, take Beach Volleyball. There's Volleyball in Mario Sports Mix (I'm not sure what specifies the difference between Volleyball & Beach Volleyball, but there is a beach court you can play on). There's Beach Volleyball events in both Mario & Sonic 2012 (London) and 2016 (Rio). Any of these three could count as "more proper renditions" of Beach Volleyball, so there's some sort of discrepancy here between Beach Volleyball & Horse Racing. This is why using Mario Party minigames for this category is dumb.
    Besides any other discrepancies that I might have missed, the sports that Jackbox chose for this category, make sense after looking at the options they had. Knowing (in hindsight) that their specification was requiring "Mario" in the title of the game, I'm not sure what other choices they could make. Adding Soccer through Super Mario Strikers could make sense, however, it released in the same year as Mario Superstar Baseball, although clearly afterward no matter the region. I'm not sure what Quixort's past history is with having multiple blocks with the "same" placement, or if they would specify further for those (they also could say Super Mario Strikers came out in 2006 since it did come out in that year in some regions).
    A lot of other sports they could have chose either would be the same exact game as another pick (Basketball being Mario Party 4, the same as Beach Volleyball) or would be another Mario & Sonic Olympic Games pick, which aren't super great for the category anyways (not as bad as the Mario Party ones though).
    Anyways, other than the fact that Mario Party minigames count (this is really dumb and Mario Party, this category isn't that bad imo, but it was still really funny to watch them mald over this :))

  • @Wiipodicus
    @Wiipodicus Рік тому +4

    the mario sports question was bullshit

  • @cheqers_
    @cheqers_ Рік тому +3

    Is there an 8 second delay on Chiblee's vc? He's on life support at the beginning of this

  • @MonkMajorFunk
    @MonkMajorFunk Рік тому +7

    my ass is sick as hell and this is the worst video to watch rn cause I'm laughing my lungs out. this shits killing me 😂

  • @Vealkutlette
    @Vealkutlette Рік тому

    8:11 refers to CTG as a "rapper"

  • @ahhhhhh5572
    @ahhhhhh5572 Рік тому +3

    LA CROSSE WISCONSIN BATCHEST

  • @xCateyez
    @xCateyez Рік тому +2

    Well played Mr. Box.

  • @mattcroft
    @mattcroft Рік тому +3

    29:24 is your punishment for your anti-minnesota ravings

  • @brookhaven86
    @brookhaven86 Рік тому +1

    For groceries yes Heb takes the crown but I'm not going to my local Walmarts to buy groceries. Not even the Heb pluses are offering what a standard Walmart has in terms of home goods and clothing. Definitely two different shopping experiences

  • @3pacshakirREBORN
    @3pacshakirREBORN Рік тому +3

    I know Napoleon. Who the fuck is NapoLEAN

  • @VivBrodock
    @VivBrodock Рік тому +2

    middle earth is flat for elves but not any of the other peoples. That's why Legolas can see farther then the rest of the fellowship, there is literally no horizon for anything to be behind for him.

  • @BenOnBass
    @BenOnBass 3 дні тому

    17:08
    😂💀

  • @canox6017
    @canox6017 Рік тому +2

    What? Napolean is not fake? That's how it's written in English? I always thought it was Napoleon

  • @Nick-xu7ns
    @Nick-xu7ns Рік тому +1

    Apollo swallow food challenge (difficulty: impossible)

  • @rionsignorelli9993
    @rionsignorelli9993 Рік тому +1

    Calico critters!!

  • @victoriaodegaard1
    @victoriaodegaard1 Рік тому

    Woah, I just found out who Uncle Kracker is too... so weird to see it here now

  • @jbt-qu6lm
    @jbt-qu6lm Рік тому +2

    They spelled Napoleon wrong?

  • @mrdanrennie
    @mrdanrennie Рік тому +1

    why does Apollo know Laura Stevenson?

  • @MashieMutt
    @MashieMutt 10 місяців тому

    I could watch quixort forever forever tbh

  • @cjs812
    @cjs812 Рік тому +2

    commenting for the algo brother

  • @usernameusername4037
    @usernameusername4037 Рік тому +2

    They spelled napoleon wrong

  • @Jabbersac
    @Jabbersac Рік тому +17

    thank god NL actually knows something about history, i was gonna lose my mind with the braindead shit the rest of those guys were on about "Elizabeth III" smh

  • @trinitysolano4057
    @trinitysolano4057 Рік тому +1

    Laura Stevenson KFC double down ballad when?????

  • @Golladan
    @Golladan Рік тому +2

    NapoleAn?

  • @Radoniel
    @Radoniel Рік тому +2

    NAPOLEAN?????

  • @lazydetective1
    @lazydetective1 Рік тому

    EUGENIUS!

  • @HoneyBonesArt
    @HoneyBonesArt Рік тому

    Holy shit I'm from Vicksburg originally

  • @PuminLegrottaglie
    @PuminLegrottaglie Рік тому

    ryan is extremely neurodivergent because ive never seen a parent memorize so many of his kid's toys

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna Рік тому

    Gail Lewis in Fortnite

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu5 Рік тому

    They took my favorite car soccer game and put it into fortnite as a shit reaching game

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu5 Рік тому +1

    They failed Mario sports but almost aced Shakespeare plays. 🤯

  • @nesretepful
    @nesretepful Рік тому +2

    Why does Apollo

  • @arrgobon32
    @arrgobon32 Рік тому

    Have a pegged Sunday, chat.

  • @Jack-dk7uu
    @Jack-dk7uu Рік тому +1

    Lord of the Rings question was bullshit, the six 'books' are only ever published combined into one volume or three, they shouldn't count as separate books.

  • @VivBrodock
    @VivBrodock Рік тому

    smh how do you not know that Unfortunate Events is 12 books long?
    also they didn't know that each LotR novel was 2 books smh

    • @canox6017
      @canox6017 Рік тому +2

      Unfortunate Events is 13

  • @QuebecSouverain
    @QuebecSouverain Рік тому +3

    50 minutes of Quixort is heavy residentsleeper energy

    • @Jabberwocky415
      @Jabberwocky415 Рік тому

      It’s one of the best segments and way better than poll mine.

  • @sabana7564
    @sabana7564 Рік тому

    Day 8 of asking northernlion for more cobalt core

  • @calebgigachad6705
    @calebgigachad6705 Рік тому +6

    Thank god Kate isn't here