FORTNITE BATTLE PASS OR SMASH

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2024

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  • @Thrift_editzz
    @Thrift_editzz 8 місяців тому +24

    This is one of the funniest videos i've seen today

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому +3

      how many videos have you seen today? 👀

  • @athernandez666
    @athernandez666 8 місяців тому +16

    "You know what? Looks like you would feel good"
    I was definitely not expecting that. Jesus.

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому +5

      BRO AM I WRONG THO?????????

    • @athernandez666
      @athernandez666 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Kizmah sadly, no. My dude. Sadly, no.

  • @DeterminedTorres
    @DeterminedTorres 11 днів тому +2

    The lack of hesitation when he saw Aphrodite, *I AGREE WITH YOU. SMASH.*

  • @Lord_Joez
    @Lord_Joez 7 місяців тому +9

    If you've learned ANYTHING from greek mythology you know the last thing you want to do is smash Zeus.

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah plus he's old.

  • @puggyclock
    @puggyclock 8 місяців тому +14

    I really expected you to pass on all the dudes. But 2 passes came in clutch

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому +1

      Does the jelly thing count as a man?

    • @puggyclock
      @puggyclock 8 місяців тому

      @@Kizmah shit

    • @KatArmyLeedur-w-
      @KatArmyLeedur-w- 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Kizmah Yes it’s Poseidon

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому +2

      @@KatArmyLeedur-w- yah but can't it be gender FLUID Poseidon? 🤔 (Because hes liquidy? Get it?)

    • @KatArmyLeedur-w-
      @KatArmyLeedur-w- 8 місяців тому +2

      No. ;-;

  • @spennywenny
    @spennywenny 7 місяців тому +2

    Honestly, who would pass the literal goddess of love?

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  7 місяців тому +1

      do u mean who would?

    • @spennywenny
      @spennywenny 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Kizmah yeah, that's what I meant. Whoops

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  7 місяців тому +1

      @@spennywenny hell yeah

  • @ItIsWhatItIs-og5ff
    @ItIsWhatItIs-og5ff 7 місяців тому +7

    Why does every battle pass have a furry skin bro 💀

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  7 місяців тому +3

      idk man but they ain't ever gonna catch me slippin 😤

  • @Fortnitecrewpack
    @Fortnitecrewpack 8 місяців тому +2

    This video is funny so i subscribe

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому +1

      You a real one for that my dude

  • @peterlepancake
    @peterlepancake 8 місяців тому +6

    Gooey

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому

      Incredibly so

  • @J.A.H.A.A.M.F
    @J.A.H.A.A.M.F 4 місяці тому +1

    Smash: Heart girl, Water guy, Star girl, Hades, and Zeus
    Pass: Dog, Snake girl, And water girl

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  3 місяці тому

      PASS ON SNAKE GIRL?

    • @J.A.H.A.A.M.F
      @J.A.H.A.A.M.F 3 місяці тому

      Yes she will make me stone if I look at her

  • @NoobTube4Life
    @NoobTube4Life 8 місяців тому +5

    This is an awesome video
    Can u give me a shoutout plz

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  7 місяців тому +1

      one day i will. one day.

    • @NoobTube4Life
      @NoobTube4Life 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Kizmah nice

  • @TheRedGoblin-qz7mr
    @TheRedGoblin-qz7mr 8 місяців тому +1

    10/10

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому

      No bro, YOURE a 10/10

  • @UnfortunateBricks25
    @UnfortunateBricks25 8 місяців тому +6

    Not gay or anything but Poseidon though 😶

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому +1

      Why not? 👀

  • @JoniEscar_07
    @JoniEscar_07 8 місяців тому +2

    Well in mythology Zeus changes to many forms so thats a miss to me

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому

      I'm not trying to smash a bush my guy. Also wasn't that dude super problematic?

    • @JoniEscar_07
      @JoniEscar_07 8 місяців тому

      @@Kizmah Who exactly?

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому

      @@JoniEscar_07 z-dog

    • @JoniEscar_07
      @JoniEscar_07 8 місяців тому

      @@Kizmah Well Zeus did many things like, tied his Prometheus to a rock to be tortured for all eternity by a carnivorous bird because he loved his creation and gave them fire. His many love affairs which include changing into animals and even Artemis his daughter to mate with her friend, mind Artemis is his daughter.
      Artemis after having her friend taken advantage of by Zeus just rejected her out of her group, turned Actaeon into a stag just for looking at her, causing his own hounds to tear him apart while he was still alive.
      Poseidon forced himself on Medusa, he also caused the death of Hippolytus.
      Hera what didn't she do, sent serpents to kill baby Heracles, curse every other Zeus's offspring, turned Io into a bear.
      Aphrodite basically started the trojan war, had an affair with Ares when she was married to Hephaestus, she messed with Psyche a lot in her pursuit to find Eros again.
      Apollo killed Python.
      Hermes steal Apollo's cows.
      Hephaestus attempted to force himself on Athena.
      Athena turned Medusa into well Medusa, turned Arachne into a spider, which seems weird to me the goddess of wisdom would do by jealousy or hate.
      Ares is Ares, he had an affair with Aphrodite who was married to Hephaestus.
      Dionysus gave Midas his golden touch.
      Hades kidnapped Persephone which caused Demeter to create winter.
      Demeter created winter which I wouldn't consider as something bad.
      So the only people that didn't really do something horribly wrong were possible Hades, Demeter, Medusa didn't really do anything wrong, Hermes, and Hestia which I don't think she didn't do anything bad at all besides allowing her family to do what they did. I myself wouldn't count Athena since again I don't think the goddess of wisdom would be jealous or angry for that stuff to Medusa and Arachne, doesn't seem wise.

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому

      @@JoniEscar_07 ...So you want me to just NOT bang medusa? Get real.

  • @DaHunter-tq2nh
    @DaHunter-tq2nh 8 місяців тому +2

    What about Kora???

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому +2

      she's 17 you freak

    • @Arf3114
      @Arf3114 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Kizmahsmash, next question

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Arf3114BANNED next question

    • @Arf3114
      @Arf3114 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Kizmah aye she’s not 17 the whole show

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому

      @@Arf3114 BRO CHILL YOURE ON THE BORDERLINE OF GROOMING

  • @rickjohn1049
    @rickjohn1049 6 місяців тому +1

    he is not dead he is the god of death two different things

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  6 місяців тому

      ahuh sure have fun being a necrophiliac

    • @rickjohn1049
      @rickjohn1049 6 місяців тому

      ​@@KizmahBro do you even know the meaning of necrophilia- it means being attracted to dead people, the god of the underworld/death is not dead, he cant be affected by death since he is dead, this is as stupid as saying that water is wet

    • @rickjohn1049
      @rickjohn1049 4 місяці тому

      @@Kizmah thats like saying water is wet

  • @Alex-bg8fo
    @Alex-bg8fo 8 місяців тому +2

    Passed Cerberus, cring 😔you doomed yourself with hades

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  7 місяців тому +1

      bro cerb looks like he would HURT

  • @ez_the_ezran
    @ez_the_ezran 6 місяців тому +1

    What about Korra👀

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  6 місяців тому +2

      SHES UNDERAGE AND IM OLD YUSUKE

    • @ez_the_ezran
      @ez_the_ezran 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Kizmah 😂

    • @s.m.4479
      @s.m.4479 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Kizmah Well, technically she's 17 at the start of the series, but at the end she's 21.

  • @sarahcha_mayo
    @sarahcha_mayo 8 місяців тому +1

    "not a furry" okay

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому

      You have 0 proof otherwise

    • @sarahcha_mayo
      @sarahcha_mayo 8 місяців тому

      @@Kizmah I have proof

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому +1

      @@sarahcha_mayo Prove it. Upload a video documentary talking about how I spent my all of my summers from 2011 to 2018 at Alec Baldwins summer camp "Furry Dreams for Troubled Teens" where I was a lizard and everyone hated me because I was a scaley YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING

    • @TaleWasTaken
      @TaleWasTaken 8 місяців тому

      @@Kizmahaw hell naw why a lizard tho??
      zesty ahh lizard

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому

      @@TaleWasTaken don't talk about lizards that way bro I'll kiss you

  • @geraldwhite2676
    @geraldwhite2676 8 місяців тому +1

    Lame, not a furry-liker or can even tolerate them. Definite Pass on this Channel with the immediate hate. Bad 😔

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому +1

      You listen here you little turd, one of my good friends, Jennah, (hi Jennah!) is a furry. And I REFUSE to lie and say I'm part of that culture.
      Check your priveldge, nerd.
      (Also we have other good content that you may enjoy pls check it out)

    • @frendamikoto
      @frendamikoto 8 місяців тому +1

      ew found the furry

    • @geraldwhite2676
      @geraldwhite2676 8 місяців тому +2

      @@frendamikoto ew found a normie

    • @frendamikoto
      @frendamikoto 8 місяців тому

      if not fucking animals makes me a normie i'll happily stay a normie @@geraldwhite2676

  • @God-pikachu
    @God-pikachu 8 місяців тому +1

    Me:smash

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому

      Me? ❤

    • @God-pikachu
      @God-pikachu 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Kizmah smash

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому +1

      @@God-pikachu I think we were made for each other my guy

  • @sxareee
    @sxareee 8 місяців тому +2

    Yo bro we should def play together u got discord or smth?

    • @Kizmah
      @Kizmah  8 місяців тому

      Lol you wanna play fishing online together?