"Once He Leaves You're All Mine.." Dragon King Bakugou Katsuki x listener ASMR Spicy Ver

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  • @cryptic_spunk
    @cryptic_spunk 5 років тому +3731

    Bakugo: "slay me"
    Me: "gurl, u already slayin"

    • @Cara-May
      @Cara-May 5 років тому +56

      cryptic spunk lol he slayin. SLAY QUEEEEEEN... i mean king XD

    • @reannenhill6182
      @reannenhill6182 5 років тому +11

      Nice👌

    • @jazzbe1113
      @jazzbe1113 5 років тому +27

      He don't play, he slay.

    • @rennXenn
      @rennXenn 5 років тому +8

      cryptic spunk fucking love you for that😭👏🏽

    • @chickenstrips1364
      @chickenstrips1364 5 років тому +4

      SSSSSsssssnaAap

  • @lavenderboy
    @lavenderboy 5 років тому +4264

    Bakugo: And I said, that’s not a dragon, That’s my wife.

    • @wolfdragon0111
      @wolfdragon0111 5 років тому +258

      [Eden] Hahahahaha true and ur welcome sinner*slides the envelope over with 48:44*Heh ur welcome fellow sinner

    • @trolling9493
      @trolling9493 5 років тому +81

      [Kirishima] AHAHAHA

    • @wolfdragon0111
      @wolfdragon0111 5 років тому +41

      Darkheart Drawings hello kirishima how are u

    • @butterflyes8246
      @butterflyes8246 5 років тому +42

      [Eden] *snif* that’s beautiful

    • @butterflyes8246
      @butterflyes8246 5 років тому +27

      Linedragon 01 thx so much fellow sinner

  • @crunchymayo6162
    @crunchymayo6162 5 років тому +2759

    Katsuki: * calls himself my master in a deep voice *
    Me: *A WILD KINK HAS APPEARED!!*

  • @samb3254
    @samb3254 5 років тому +2657

    “You wouldn’t mind being eaten by me, right?”
    Sir, this is a McDonald’s drive through and you’re slowing down the line.

  • @cheese5144
    @cheese5144 5 років тому +2888

    Me: *about to listen to this in front of my friends with no earbuds*
    My friends: wait that’s illegal-

    • @justlynrivera7791
      @justlynrivera7791 5 років тому +65

      Ha I would not do that for the life of me unless they know and are cool with it

    • @peechild2609
      @peechild2609 5 років тому +101

      *ONE OF MY FRIENDS CHECKED MY HISTORY I SCREAMED NOOOOOOOO STAPPPPPPP DUMBASS*

    • @certifiedclownlala3672
      @certifiedclownlala3672 5 років тому +37

      @@peechild2609 nooooooo I would have died

    • @rika8570
      @rika8570 5 років тому +30

      you tough bro no shame holy sheet

    • @peechild2609
      @peechild2609 5 років тому +19

      @@certifiedclownlala3672 she looked at it and said OoOOhHHH

  • @sage2114
    @sage2114 5 років тому +1993

    "im asking out of selfishness"
    aND IM AGREEING OUT OF SELFISHNESS-

    • @bnuuyaa
      @bnuuyaa 5 років тому +7

      Big same

    • @ishouldreallychangemyname948
      @ishouldreallychangemyname948 5 років тому +9

      And I'm commenting out of Selfishness

    • @bnuuyaa
      @bnuuyaa 5 років тому +7

      @@ishouldreallychangemyname948 I'm replying out of selfishness

    • @ishouldreallychangemyname948
      @ishouldreallychangemyname948 5 років тому +7

      @@bnuuyaa I'm breathing out of Selfishness

    • @bnuuyaa
      @bnuuyaa 5 років тому +8

      @@ishouldreallychangemyname948 I'm typing out of selfishness

  • @blizzardscreates2312
    @blizzardscreates2312 5 років тому +1320

    0:00 “so this is where you’ve been hiding”
    Me; *In the pantry stuffing my face full of food like a raccoon* yes.... hiding....

    • @sp1cy_nuggets
      @sp1cy_nuggets 5 років тому +9

      Blizzards Creates mood 😂

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +12

      Nah, more like in the dorm rooms at 3:00 am stuffing your face with shredded cheese, kero.

    • @kohakokirixbaku7618
      @kohakokirixbaku7618 5 років тому +8

      Legit me when I'm on my period 😂😂 😂

    • @kohakokirixbaku7618
      @kohakokirixbaku7618 5 років тому +3

      @@ac31ell Oh hey froppy

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +4

      @@kohakokirixbaku7618 Call me Tsu, kero

  • @lilythekawaiineko6341
    @lilythekawaiineko6341 5 років тому +944

    Me:" I wanna see my little boi "
    Yagami:" Here he comes "
    Me:"I wanna see my little boi"

  • @sage2114
    @sage2114 5 років тому +936

    i like how he uses "human" as an insult-
    i mean technically he could rip us to shreds any second

    • @trolling9493
      @trolling9493 5 років тому +15

      Your not wrong.......but is he gonna

    • @t_phatt3505
      @t_phatt3505 5 років тому +7

      Darkheart Drawings WHY WOULD YOU-

    • @hannafeefyefofanna
      @hannafeefyefofanna 5 років тому +4

      Oh my God.. 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @hannafeefyefofanna
      @hannafeefyefofanna 5 років тому +7

      But why is this my favorite comment tho

    • @thislittleratass3016
      @thislittleratass3016 5 років тому +7

      I guess. Even with our damn king with the nonosquare already taking 'it' up

  • @persephone._kore4225
    @persephone._kore4225 5 років тому +2959

    Once he leaves you’re all mine huh?
    T A K E
    M E

    • @sp1cy_nuggets
      @sp1cy_nuggets 5 років тому +44

      Spilling the TeA your profile picture is a whole mood

    • @alpha_of_the_wolves9461
      @alpha_of_the_wolves9461 5 років тому +35

      JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL TAKE ME IN YOUR ARMS....... ♡♡♡

    • @nejirehado3725
      @nejirehado3725 5 років тому +20

      i like takis so is your name

    • @sp1cy_nuggets
      @sp1cy_nuggets 5 років тому +11

      •Toniyt• omg ty 😂😂

    • @kiwimxlon
      @kiwimxlon 5 років тому +10

      Spilling the TeA love the profile picture lol

  • @sadcanadian9962
    @sadcanadian9962 5 років тому +1397

    “I want to keep you as my own”
    * inhales *
    *PERMISSION GRANTED*

  • @kangsae-byeoksfootstool1520
    @kangsae-byeoksfootstool1520 5 років тому +1358

    Therapy: expensive
    Explosy blasty tsundere dragon king boi: *f r e e*

    • @MichixEdits
      @MichixEdits 5 років тому +19

      ireallylikestrawberryicecream IM MENTIONING THIS IN THERAPY

    • @izpic4691
      @izpic4691 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah Therapy is too expensive

    • @Hi-zk7bd
      @Hi-zk7bd 4 роки тому +9

      Very very free anddddd you don't have to go outside or talk to real people :3

    • @NoNo-wy6fb
      @NoNo-wy6fb 4 роки тому +8

      That's the only therapy I need

    • @letiziaroselli9395
      @letiziaroselli9395 4 роки тому +3

      I cut my own bangs...I don’t think I have to add anything else

  • @NatsuoxOkami
    @NatsuoxOkami 5 років тому +3515

    Me: *Listening to this without headphones*
    Bakugou: I can shove you up against the wall lovingly and whisper sweet nothings in your ear...
    Roomate: *Stops at my door*
    Bakugou: Got a problem with it? Too bad, I'm your problem now...
    Roomate: *Leaves down the hall to other roomate's room* OMG! Who's the sexy sounding guy she's about to do the nasty with?
    Me: Oh Lord.... XD

    • @trolling9493
      @trolling9493 5 років тому +197

      Did this accully happen cause i can really imagine this happening

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +130

      This happens all the time when I'm in cosplay and Yato, Akira, Chaos, ect. Uploads with stuff...

    • @Red_Pferd
      @Red_Pferd 5 років тому +43

      @@ac31ell Why are you here ?!?!

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +41

      @@Red_Pferd K-kero...

    • @uwuqueen5848
      @uwuqueen5848 5 років тому +72

      Oooh god just think
      Rooommate: soooooo how the dude that was in your room yesterday
      You: someone...........
      Roommate: tell me ;)
      You: *NO*
      Though your roommates mind
      " Call thr cruch the swat.....god the devil him self to save me from this monster "😰😰😱😱😱

  • @floofbunz
    @floofbunz 5 років тому +1080

    Bakugou: “Now I can shove you up against the wall lovingly”
    Me: “Lovingly?? No that’s aggressive and kinky-“
    Also me: “But ya know I wouldn’t mind if ya did that-“

    • @Khaosklown
      @Khaosklown 5 років тому +16

      Ain’t no complaints >:3

    • @mybbytamaki558
      @mybbytamaki558 5 років тому +1

      Man friends mind hahaha

    • @ocisworld1497
      @ocisworld1497 5 років тому +1

      big mood

    • @thislittleratass3016
      @thislittleratass3016 5 років тому +4

      please just bind me with ur dragon tail with that minecraft music in the background

    • @soultaker4237
      @soultaker4237 5 років тому +1

      Coffee
      I was thinking the same exact thing.

  • @ishouldreallychangemyname948
    @ishouldreallychangemyname948 5 років тому +1676

    Me: *Sees a Shirtless Bakugou*
    Also me: *Making up unnecessary Scenarios in my head*
    Also also me: ehehehehhehe.....

  • @shortieann958
    @shortieann958 5 років тому +562

    Bakugou: "I heard you have a human too."
    Kiri: "It's just a rumor."
    Is that all I am to you, a rUMoR?!
    *Realization*
    *Backs Away* R U N

    • @Pizzaman_sage
      @Pizzaman_sage 4 роки тому +43

      WhAt Am I, a RoAcH!?!

    • @isabellatuggle8755
      @isabellatuggle8755 4 роки тому +22

      IM RUNNING CMON WE GONNA GET A FRAPACHINO SIS

    • @Love_My_Puppers
      @Love_My_Puppers 2 роки тому +1

      ah yes, when you have listened to the entirety of both series' multiple times.

  • @keiji_fiji9954
    @keiji_fiji9954 5 років тому +2197

    "So damn innocent arrent you!"
    Me: *oh..HONEY*

    • @markerislost
      @markerislost 5 років тому +37

      LARGE BAGUETTE LAFAYETTE :3 I dO aNyThInG fOr YoU

    • @keiji_fiji9954
      @keiji_fiji9954 5 років тому +16

      @@markerislost I DO THE SAME !!

    • @isthisyourwallet2630
      @isthisyourwallet2630 5 років тому +31

      _laughs in my __bdsmtest.org__ results_ Edit: -wrong link-

    • @peechild2609
      @peechild2609 5 років тому +20

      He dont kno *ShIt*

    • @peechild2609
      @peechild2609 5 років тому +16

      @@isthisyourwallet2630 OoOOhHHH boi

  • @snakevoice3435
    @snakevoice3435 5 років тому +603

    Wait Izu the villain this time
    INKOOOOO
    Izu: WAIT N-
    Inko: Bring your ass here I didn't raise a villain

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +32

      If Inko was secretly dating Mitsuki..-- WAIT NO

    • @snakevoice3435
      @snakevoice3435 5 років тому +29

      @@ac31ell Omg...
      But, it just a theory
      A ANIME THEORY!

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +20

      @@snakevoice3435 AIZAWA IS GOING TO KILL US, KEROOOO!!!

    • @snakevoice3435
      @snakevoice3435 5 років тому +12

      @@ac31ell NOOO *Starts running in crab walk*

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +11

      @@snakevoice3435 What the hell--kero..

  • @littlerubsthecreator2187
    @littlerubsthecreator2187 5 років тому +717

    Him: once he leaves your mine
    Me: *and at start to pray Lord tell me how to say no to this I don't no how to say no to this oml he look so helpless and his body is saying hell yes!!!*

    • @Khaosklown
      @Khaosklown 5 років тому +23

      Little rubs The Creator
      YEs! Hamilton references

    • @YouNeedtoRaiseSomeBread
      @YouNeedtoRaiseSomeBread 5 років тому +15

      Satan : Your welcome (☞͡͡°͜ʖ͡͡°)☞

    • @trolling9493
      @trolling9493 5 років тому +12

      Wo0o0o0AaAh
      I love hamilton

    • @_ava_3197
      @_ava_3197 5 років тому +8

      YESSSS HAMILTONNNN

    • @asingleleghair
      @asingleleghair 5 років тому +6

      Hamiltonnnnnn yesss lol

  • @cvlutosgames
    @cvlutosgames 5 років тому +850

    *About to listen*
    Satan: YOU CANT WE'RE ON A SCHEDULE!
    Me: I TOLD YOU TO CLEAR MY SCHEDULE!
    Satan: GOD TOLD ME NOT TO, PLUS HE RAN OUT OF HOLY WAT-
    *Seeing God spraying water on placing up crosses*
    Satan: -Apparently he didnt........But we're busy!
    Me: Redecorating Hell for Akira and Yagami fans is not that important.

    • @jadenballiett470
      @jadenballiett470 5 років тому +23

      I agree with this. It's not important, Satan!!! Baku is more important!

    • @cvlutosgames
      @cvlutosgames 5 років тому +12

      Satan: @@jadenballiett470 When you come to Hell, bet it will be!

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +20

      Tsuyu: Kero... *points to me*
      Me: Hiiii~!
      Tsuyu: Send them to hell too, kero.
      Me: I'VE SUMMONED THE GOATMAN! I LIVE IN TEXAS GODDAMMIT!
      Tsuyu: And they've got like seven different body pillows, kero.

    • @maximillian664
      @maximillian664 5 років тому +4

      😂

    • @cvlutosgames
      @cvlutosgames 5 років тому +18

      Me:@@ac31ell She got 7! Um.......can i get one!
      Satan: YAOI!
      Me: What!
      Satan: I swear to god!
      *God pops out of nowhere*
      God: I heard my name?

  • @breezy5876
    @breezy5876 5 років тому +3732

    Its getting hard to hold the phone with one hand...
    *BEACUSE THE OTHER IS HOLDING THE BIBLE*
    *A M E N*

    • @sp1cy_nuggets
      @sp1cy_nuggets 5 років тому +177

      *p* *r* *e* *a* *c* *h*

    • @maximillian664
      @maximillian664 5 років тому +146

      *preach sister Bre*

    • @whooshwhoosh9767
      @whooshwhoosh9767 5 років тому +198

      got us in the first half not gonna lie-

    • @sezuny
      @sezuny 5 років тому +105

      it's hard to listen too, as choruses of holy prayer crusade in your ears

    • @sometoaster6178
      @sometoaster6178 5 років тому +31

      @@whooshwhoosh9767 Ypu beat me to it. SHIT

  • @soljustsol8616
    @soljustsol8616 5 років тому +5453

    Ooc:
    41:05
    Comes with a free jug of holy water!
    Cost: 1 like!

    • @Madeline09
      @Madeline09 5 років тому +38

      how ?

    • @soljustsol8616
      @soljustsol8616 5 років тому +55

      Madeline The devil I have my ways ;>

    • @Madeline09
      @Madeline09 5 років тому +39

      Shoto Todoroki and why are you here

    • @soljustsol8616
      @soljustsol8616 5 років тому +51

      Madeline The devil Denki dared me.

    • @Madeline09
      @Madeline09 5 років тому +33

      Shoto Todoroki ...........make sense

  • @abyssboi6377
    @abyssboi6377 5 років тому +1529

    When you're actually early
    "cha cha real smooth-"

    • @parkerpeter8936
      @parkerpeter8936 5 років тому +14

      UA-cam says the video was posted 5hours ago, and UA-cam says this comment posted 6hours ago... well done UA-cam

    • @Lala1ynx
      @Lala1ynx 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂Lol

    • @darkpheonix1325
      @darkpheonix1325 5 років тому +7

      Turn aroud slide to the left slide to the right

    • @brookiebee1655
      @brookiebee1655 5 років тому +3

      499 likes?!? :o

    • @nightwingalphagamer7948
      @nightwingalphagamer7948 5 років тому +1

      666 likes..NO ONE RUIN IT!!!

  • @raccoonsins6384
    @raccoonsins6384 5 років тому +372

    Bakugou: So this is where you've been hiding
    Me: *Hiding under my blankets for humanity*
    What are you talking bout?

    • @akt3037
      @akt3037 4 роки тому +1

      Dude same ( ;^;)

  • @phos5865
    @phos5865 5 років тому +627

    "So this is where you've been hiding"
    Me: *sitting on top of fridge*

    • @phos5865
      @phos5865 5 років тому +26

      @Alice Wolf
      YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S IT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE

    • @Zion_Nyko
      @Zion_Nyko 4 роки тому +29

      This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

    • @gracekent4896
      @gracekent4896 4 роки тому +7

      I todily wasn't trying to steal some Ice cream or any thing~

    • @faithj1166
      @faithj1166 4 роки тому +9

      More like... "So this is where you've been hiding" me: *sitting on the fridge stuffing my face* ummm hi. Him: oh sh*t... Why are you up there!?

    • @ashhellfire8656
      @ashhellfire8656 4 роки тому +8

      @ツ Toga "DoN'T qUEsTiOn mY mEThoDs!!!"
      *Fridge Wobbles*
      "Oh shhIIIIIT-"

  • @deku6795
    @deku6795 5 років тому +1290

    *”Look I... I want to get along with you so I-I got you a gift today!”*
    A GIFT FOR ME KACCHAN!?

  • @zhongliwanter3628
    @zhongliwanter3628 5 років тому +468

    Bakugo: “You better appreciate it!”
    Me: BRO, OF COURSE I DO! YOU KNOW HOW HARD YATO WORKED ON THIS! I APPRECIATE THIS GIRL! I ALSO DO APPRECIATE YOU BAKUGO! I LOVE CHUUU! 😭😖
    *I finally send my feels*

  • @haleenasteele9679
    @haleenasteele9679 5 років тому +602

    Bakugo: so this is where you've been hiding
    Me: *Hiding under a bed* Begone from meeee!

    • @rayamya08
      @rayamya08 5 років тому +7

      @@ishouldreallychangemyname948 I am a man of God

    • @carinathecazam
      @carinathecazam 5 років тому +4

      Me: BEGONE SATAN!

    •  5 років тому +1

      *MIAWU*

    • @akt3037
      @akt3037 4 роки тому +1

      **WHEEZE*

    • @eduardoavila2192
      @eduardoavila2192 4 роки тому +1

      (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
      🤣

  • @keiji_fiji9954
    @keiji_fiji9954 5 років тому +1815

    *I MADE A POEM HOPE YOU ENJOY*
    I came
    I saw
    I came
    I stayed
    I should have left
    but I didnt
    *ALSO*
    He attac
    He protecc
    But most importantly
    We always got his back
    *And FINALY*
    Rose's are red
    Violets are blue
    Bakugou breaks my back
    Let kiri join too
    I'm super perverted
    But I know you are too :)
    So please...oh please...make the like blue💕

  • @lisagonzalez3673
    @lisagonzalez3673 5 років тому +475

    Yagami: Uploads
    Bakugou: sexy dragon king
    Sleep: don’t know her
    Tea: Split
    Me: Almost dies from sexiness!
    Hotel: Travago

    • @itzz_meh_1485
      @itzz_meh_1485 5 років тому +19

      My history = deleted

    • @vickyconde1644
      @vickyconde1644 5 років тому +13

      @@itzz_meh_1485 phone= disintegrated

    • @itzz_meh_1485
      @itzz_meh_1485 5 років тому +3

      @@vickyconde1644 i totally forgot that! Sorry xd

    • @lisagonzalez3673
      @lisagonzalez3673 5 років тому +2

      @awkward peep
      Your choice

    • @lisagonzalez3673
      @lisagonzalez3673 5 років тому +3

      @awkward peep
      Yay! I love making people smile!😁👍

  • @Trixx_Iz
    @Trixx_Iz 5 років тому +723

    Me: *is sitting in the living room sees title and turns to my dad*
    My dad: *looks at me* what?
    Me: *starts shooing him away* come on get I’ve got an anime boy to listen to

    • @kohakokirixbaku7618
      @kohakokirixbaku7618 5 років тому +6

      Legit me:

    • @blueblood7259
      @blueblood7259 5 років тому +7

      @@YumemiEmi yep same here my dad would murder me

    • @dazzynals
      @dazzynals 4 роки тому +3

      @@YumemiEmi lol mine too

    • @Olllieeee505
      @Olllieeee505 4 роки тому +4

      I am legit listening to this when I’m home alone XD

    • @Sleepyhead_Wheezy1805
      @Sleepyhead_Wheezy1805 4 роки тому +4

      OMG True Gurl, I could literally relate to all of these comments lolz
      Except instead of a Dad, it's my Mom

  • @machikomacine8843
    @machikomacine8843 5 років тому +408

    OG Katsuki:who is this IMPOSTER!!💢💢💥
    me: *W e l l t h i s i s m y y a g a mi y a t o*

  • @crea9944
    @crea9944 5 років тому +685

    *Sees it's a sammich version*
    Me: Haha, I'm in *danger*

    • @Kirito-oo3ex
      @Kirito-oo3ex 5 років тому +12

      Nope. You in heaven

    • @aubrey9165
      @aubrey9165 5 років тому +1

      have to say i agree

    • @LinkCanSign
      @LinkCanSign 5 років тому +1

      Nah ur in hell-

    • @akirahoshitono1936
      @akirahoshitono1936 5 років тому +2

      Ur in hell cause it’s too damn hot in here from Bakubabe

    • @Kirito-oo3ex
      @Kirito-oo3ex 5 років тому

      @@akirahoshitono1936 You ain't wrong

  • @skeletea6796
    @skeletea6796 5 років тому +2303

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    My ovaries: *Ight Imma head out*
    Edit:Thank you all my lovely people for the likes! (I don't know if everyone in the comments are girls, so I'll just say people) Love you! 💓💓💓💓💓

    • @akuma6589
      @akuma6589 5 років тому +14

      Skeletea lmao

    • @skeletea6796
      @skeletea6796 5 років тому +35

      @@akuma6589 My ovaries just yeet itself into oblivion! 😂

    • @akuma6589
      @akuma6589 5 років тому +11

      Skeletea 😂😂

    • @username-zu1mf
      @username-zu1mf 5 років тому +24

      They went yeet just like my ear’s virginity

    • @lmshave1418
      @lmshave1418 5 років тому +10

      I found this funny

  • @uhlaiuhs
    @uhlaiuhs 5 років тому +620

    "So this is where you've been hiding"
    Me: *In my closet*

    • @mysryuza
      @mysryuza 5 років тому +9

      But for now we are bound to just...
      Keep it in the closet *BOOM*

    • @mahoganybakugoboo9923
      @mahoganybakugoboo9923 5 років тому +8

      I've been in my secret tea room for two days now

    • @tobysredacted
      @tobysredacted 5 років тому +14

      that’s where i hid from my mum for 12 years

    • @shadowgirl1615
      @shadowgirl1615 5 років тому +4

      *In my room, being a hermit* XD

    • @Lala1ynx
      @Lala1ynx 5 років тому +3

      @@mahoganybakugoboo9923 me to

  • @jazziegreens9453
    @jazziegreens9453 5 років тому +168

    The amount of rage that took over my body once Kirishima waltzed in...

    • @ranboomybeloved544
      @ranboomybeloved544 4 роки тому +3

      Kiri noooo!~~ It’s okay don’t worry about her! You’re more manly than Bakugou so don’t worry, I prefer you over bakugou anyways-

    • @darkstar4429
      @darkstar4429 4 роки тому +2

      All hail king Bakugo, this ain’t ur ASMR Kiri buddy, love you to bits but NAH. 🙏🙏🙏

    • @guineapiggardenschristinan2276
      @guineapiggardenschristinan2276 4 роки тому +1

      I think each character gets the same significant other but they are in different realities to get the different stories. Read the Mode series by Piers Anthony, it's good, it explains everything lol

    • @shinsoaizawa3545
      @shinsoaizawa3545 4 роки тому +1

      I know I was happy after crying from almost losing my job to pissed

    • @helpmeimdying673
      @helpmeimdying673 4 роки тому +2

      Bish i wouldnt be mad I WOULD BE HAPPY
      Bakugou: *flirting*
      Me: *abt to die*
      Kiri: HEY BAKUBRO!
      ME: KiRi mY lOrD aNd sAvIoR!! gET mE tHe fUcK oUtTa HERE!!!

  • @tsukikumoon2890
    @tsukikumoon2890 5 років тому +245

    Me: *Playing video games *
    Notifications: *Crashes through the window *
    Me: *Looks up and blinks unimpressed * O.K, I missed you too but is there a reason?
    Notifications: Dragon. King. Bakugo.
    Me: ....
    Notifications: *Holds hands up * Sammich version.
    Me: *Stands sharply * Well let's see what kind of dark blend we can mix with holy water today guys. *Rushes to kitchen *

  • @erikar1674
    @erikar1674 5 років тому +433

    45:07
    For y’all sinners ;)
    Praise the lord

    • @lyraking3444
      @lyraking3444 5 років тому +12

      Dad look! Someone who deserves to go to hell!
      Satan: Good job! I reserve a spot for you!

    • @melissacolley6570
      @melissacolley6570 5 років тому +5

      Thanks bro

    • @twilightwondrlnd
      @twilightwondrlnd 5 років тому +12

      Me: Thank you, Jesus. Thank you for keeping me humble.
      Also: Yo, Satan, where you at-

    • @imnottodoroki3957
      @imnottodoroki3957 4 роки тому +5

      I-im just an innosent potatoe....ᴉʞǝs

    • @yss3713
      @yss3713 4 роки тому +6

      Yo,Satan better have good wi-fi down there if he....doesnt then Im bringing my pocket wi-fi when I DIE

  • @miukuro6294
    @miukuro6294 5 років тому +421

    *kirishima and bakugou fighting"
    Why do I have dirty mind oh god...

    • @speakerbox3602
      @speakerbox3602 5 років тому +10

      Why, just why........
      Is that me in a nutshell

    • @silly1011_
      @silly1011_ 5 років тому +5

      CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

    • @year_zer092
      @year_zer092 5 років тому +4

      Does Kirishima just wanna play Roblox or Call of Duty? NO FORTNITE

    • @ArrowDruid
      @ArrowDruid 5 років тому +2

      We all do

    • @guineapiggardenschristinan2276
      @guineapiggardenschristinan2276 4 роки тому +1

      Because it's a fantasy and we always want what we can't have, human nature sucks

  • @rollingeevee
    @rollingeevee 5 років тому +297

    Bakugou: Like you’re my little doll to play with
    Me: *Villain Deku flashbacks*

  • @milcahrivers351
    @milcahrivers351 5 років тому +433

    *Tile: You're all mine*
    Me: *YEs I aM aLl YouRS*

  • @hiimYoousandiliveforvines
    @hiimYoousandiliveforvines 5 років тому +384

    Bakugou: “you see everytime we touch.”
    Me: **deep inhale** *CUZ EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING, AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I CAN FLY!!* *CAN’T YOU FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST!!* *I NEED YOU BY MY SIDE!!*

  • @mintydeer4790
    @mintydeer4790 5 років тому +300

    Bakugou: each time we touch......
    Me: BECAUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING!!!!!!!

    • @isthisyourwallet2630
      @isthisyourwallet2630 5 років тому +14

      *AND EVETYTIME WE KISS I SWEAR I CAN FLY*

    • @sp1cy_nuggets
      @sp1cy_nuggets 5 років тому +8

      Is this your wallet ? my heart beats fast, i want this to last!!!

    • @MichixEdits
      @MichixEdits 5 років тому +5

      i like takis NEED YOU BY MY SIDEEE

    • @skeletoncheese7157
      @skeletoncheese7157 5 років тому +6

      michelle martinez AND EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I FEEL THE STATIC

    • @christiaquire9756
      @christiaquire9756 5 років тому +4

      AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

  • @saigejones1463
    @saigejones1463 5 років тому +221

    Bakugo: you have to decide if you want to stay or go
    Me: (remembering stranger things) should I stay or should I go

    • @strangebangtan12
      @strangebangtan12 4 роки тому +6

      That song was never the sane for me after I watched Stranger Things, neither was the Never-ending Story theme. Those were my favorite movies growing up and now everytime I hear the song, all I can think of is "Dusty-Bun" and "Suzy-Poo" 😂😂

    • @Louie_Bluey
      @Louie_Bluey 2 роки тому +1

      IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

  • @ilianadweebury8457
    @ilianadweebury8457 5 років тому +303

    “You wouldn’t mind being eaten by me right?”
    No thank you sir, not into that

    • @chl9rine691
      @chl9rine691 5 років тому +2

      @SS - 07LK - Cheyne MS (1494) .OMG 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mybbytamaki558
      @mybbytamaki558 5 років тому +1

      Haha same man but my bakugo fangirl friend....haha

    • @dewiezdrop
      @dewiezdrop 5 років тому +2

      Time stamp? 👀

    • @kandibracelet4465
      @kandibracelet4465 5 років тому +1

      @SS - 07LK - Cheyne MS (1494) slow clap 👏👏👏 slow clap

  • @Joonie883
    @Joonie883 5 років тому +572

    Bakugou: *has a gift*
    Take my uwu's

  • @myratsensesaretingiling7678
    @myratsensesaretingiling7678 5 років тому +571

    No body
    My period: *GuEsS wHeRe I’vE bEeN!*

  • @agoti_official4533
    @agoti_official4533 5 років тому +849

    Bakugo:I’ll be you’re monster...
    Me:IM FRIENDS WITH THE MONSTER THATS UNDER MY BED🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

    • @ta-qui-to
      @ta-qui-to 5 років тому +30

      in that case, with me IN my bed too.

    • @izukubunnymidoriya7100
      @izukubunnymidoriya7100 5 років тому +27

      I GET ALONG WITH THE VOCIES

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +24

      @@izukubunnymidoriya7100 INSIDE OF MY HEAD

    • @rayamya08
      @rayamya08 5 років тому +4

      @@ta-qui-to oh sh-

    • @shadowgirl1615
      @shadowgirl1615 5 років тому +6

      Yas! Thank you for doing that reference 😊

  • @sebastionfelthauser4804
    @sebastionfelthauser4804 Рік тому +77

    Bakugou:"Is this where you've been hiding?"
    "HOW'D HE FIND MY SECRET HIDEOUT"

  • @uhlaiuhs
    @uhlaiuhs 5 років тому +243

    "Everytime we touch"
    Me: I GET THIS FEELING-

    • @jlt11422
      @jlt11422 5 років тому +8

      Mist ii every time we kiss i swear i can fly!!

    • @izukubunnymidoriya7100
      @izukubunnymidoriya7100 5 років тому +6

      @@jlt11422 MY HEART BEATS UP

    • @siriakaicewing2642
      @siriakaicewing2642 5 років тому +7

      Izükü Midöriyä I WANT THIS TO LAST NEED YOU BY MY SIDEEEE--

    • @CryBaby-iv6nb
      @CryBaby-iv6nb 5 років тому +2

      @@siriakaicewing2642 CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS STATIC

    • @shinsoaizawa3545
      @shinsoaizawa3545 4 роки тому

      AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I CAN FLY

  • @meeree6746
    @meeree6746 5 років тому +75

    Im not crying
    This is like so wonderful, I love how katsuki isn't a screeching angry man. You really put in a lot of emotion and my gay heart is lighting up with joy

  • @avery5324
    @avery5324 5 років тому +396

    *music stops*
    Me: *checking if headphones are leaking sound*
    me: "we are safe"
    "I think"😓

  • @chellomaxyoraiz4021
    @chellomaxyoraiz4021 2 роки тому +218

    "I'm gonna push you up against the wall, lovingly"
    -Dragon King Bakugou

  • @booperdooper7895
    @booperdooper7895 5 років тому +200

    Kacchan: 6:16
    Me: "CUZ EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING-"

  • @arson_ic3355
    @arson_ic3355 5 років тому +226

    I was literally just looking at dragon king Kacchan art...

  • @PawWolf
    @PawWolf 5 років тому +99

    "Once he leaves your all mine"
    Yeah... Your's *Deletes all "lovers" from contact*

  • @miukuro6294
    @miukuro6294 5 років тому +64

    I just have to say I love this
    I love the drawing
    I love the story line
    I love the voices
    I love the music that will get you in character
    I just love this

  • @yagirltaurus1294
    @yagirltaurus1294 5 років тому +138

    IM HERE , IM HERE ON TIME. EVERYONE STAY CALM ITS HAPPENING

  • @yukkielonkias2768
    @yukkielonkias2768 5 років тому +402

    *watching a Yagami Yato video*
    Yagami: hey here's some more.
    Me: *time for more hAwT anime bois*

    • @peechild2609
      @peechild2609 5 років тому +3

      Berry hawt bois

    • @isabeauwolf562
      @isabeauwolf562 5 років тому +3

      *bust out laughing like a crazy* "Oh, did I say that out loud? Whoops."

    • @peechild2609
      @peechild2609 5 років тому +1

      @@isabeauwolf562 sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk exposed

    • @pichisgalore477
      @pichisgalore477 4 роки тому +1

      Don't be shy put some more :>

  • @utsur.o6225
    @utsur.o6225 5 років тому +129

    **Bakugou and Kirishima arguing**
    *music in the background is DIY like*

  • @fuitgummmy
    @fuitgummmy 5 років тому +136

    *"So this is where you've been hiding?"*
    Me: *hidding in a box full of toys*
    Me: perhaps

    • @cottonlikesbees
      @cottonlikesbees 4 роки тому +3

      teeth
      I laughed so hard a started snorting

    • @safakarame8253
      @safakarame8253 4 роки тому +2

      I had try so hard not to laugh. It's 2 am and everyone is sleeping.
      I'm supposed to be too.

    • @venessa11978
      @venessa11978 4 роки тому +2

      What kind of toys?😏

    • @fuitgummmy
      @fuitgummmy 4 роки тому

      @@venessa11978 stuffed animals, I'm a teenager with issues, what else would I have

    • @hanel_wu
      @hanel_wu 4 роки тому +1

      W H A T ?

  • @cyb3r_p01s0n
    @cyb3r_p01s0n 5 років тому +225

    Bakugo: So this is where you’ve been hiding.
    Me, in my closet: Yeah, I just haven’t had the courage to come out yet.

  • @amedreyswan9662
    @amedreyswan9662 2 роки тому +143

    Bakugou: “I’m a dragon not a worm”
    Me: I’d still love you if you were a worm…..

  • @eijirokirishima4835
    @eijirokirishima4835 2 роки тому +158

    Bakugo:"So this is were you were hiding".
    Me under the table: "Yes is there a problem".

  • @emilmesmer7110
    @emilmesmer7110 5 років тому +61

    I ALMOST BROKE MY SCREEN FROM TAPPING MY SCREEN SO HARD
    ALSO 41:05 😄

  • @mineko4463
    @mineko4463 5 років тому +114

    Me: *cassually eating chicken nuggets and strawberry milk.*
    Yato: *posts*
    Me: whelp, I guess I'm having a sammich now!

    • @akirahoshitono1936
      @akirahoshitono1936 5 років тому +6

      Mineko-kun omg yes why does this comment not have more likes

  • @dmctism
    @dmctism 5 років тому +233

    bakugou: so i got you a gift today!
    me: *uwu*
    bakugou: um...
    me: *òwó*
    bakugou: please stop hu-
    me: *ówò*

  • @samanthasmith43
    @samanthasmith43 5 років тому +190

    Yato: post video
    Me: gotta blast
    edit: oh wow, 131 like. thank you. [virtual hug sent]

  • @beauty_in_the_weeb17
    @beauty_in_the_weeb17 5 років тому +110

    Bakugo:"I want you...to want me too.."
    Me: *sings* I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU! I WANT YOU TO WANT ME TO WANT ME TOO!! I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU!!! 💕💕💕

  • @alexobrien4619
    @alexobrien4619 5 років тому +140

    Kiri: “ you don’t mind being eaten by me right cutie?”
    Me: “ nah, your breath stinks! And I’m frickin poisonous”

    • @indecisivesimp-leton6236
      @indecisivesimp-leton6236 4 роки тому +2

      Hello. I happened to notice the background of your pfp.
      You are a strong person who needs love so have this ghost hug. You can't feel it but it is there.

    • @alexobrien4619
      @alexobrien4619 4 роки тому

      Tamaki Amajiki thank you 🥺

    • @hanel_wu
      @hanel_wu 4 роки тому

      @Eijiro Kirishima shitty hair!?-

    • @hanel_wu
      @hanel_wu 4 роки тому

      @@indecisivesimp-leton6236 i-,tamaki?!-

    • @indecisivesimp-leton6236
      @indecisivesimp-leton6236 4 роки тому

      Umm hello @@hanel_wu. How are you??

  • @emmadavies3221
    @emmadavies3221 5 років тому +231

    "Once he leaves you're all mine.."
    Me: *grabs favourite shovel* I'll hide the body if you you take them out, you smexy dragon uwu

    • @ichihimefan91
      @ichihimefan91 4 роки тому +8

      No just no uraraka I don't ship you with bakugo no no no no way in hell nuh uh I refuse

    • @chronicallyonline__
      @chronicallyonline__ 4 роки тому +2

      @@ichihimefan91 Wrong universe bud. Wait-

    • @mai_5455
      @mai_5455 4 роки тому +3

      @@ichihimefan91 you're right

    • @lynx3254
      @lynx3254 4 роки тому +2

      Urakura um do you need help?

    • @amyleiigh333
      @amyleiigh333 4 роки тому +1

      @@lynx3254 i think they do ┌(・。・)┘♪

  • @l0vx_gvd
    @l0vx_gvd 2 роки тому +320

    I'm sorry but I fell asleep and woke up and the first thing I heard is "And when Kiri threatened to eat you" I swear I jumped out of my bed so fast

    • @princess_skittles7691
      @princess_skittles7691 2 роки тому +7

      same

    • @godfirst2149
      @godfirst2149 2 роки тому +9

      For real I was just sleeping until kiri:until I eat you. Right when he said that I just up so fast

    • @ksmetkhloe127
      @ksmetkhloe127 Рік тому +1

      my oc eats kiri instead of him eating us

  • @djlikescats2969
    @djlikescats2969 5 років тому +93

    Wow My day is getting better by the minute thanks Yamgmi you really do make me smile~❤

  • @lorelei1631
    @lorelei1631 5 років тому +424

    "Once He Leaves You're All Mine"
    Me : ahaha i am already yours tf
    edit : thanks for all the likes💓
    also holy shit the ending made me cry😢🤧

  • @Hoardling
    @Hoardling 4 роки тому +40

    “Why don’t you tell me who’s your master~...” /Bed squeaks\
    Kirishima: *Bakugou! Sup bud!*
    Me: *KIRI! You f-ing dragon blocker!*

  • @blazebornlee6335
    @blazebornlee6335 5 років тому +107

    **Title:Once He Leaves You're All Mine**
    Me:**Chuckles** I'm in danger

    • @nelsiwik8621
      @nelsiwik8621 2 роки тому +2

      1 so true 2, I gave you the last 👍 for 💯 likes

  • @paolaalmanza4060
    @paolaalmanza4060 5 років тому +70

    Hey ya sinners, are you staying hydrated and eating well?? If not you better start now ರ_ರ. Anyways I have a gift for ya, but it's going to cost you a like… so you know what to do
    40:46
    With much love ❤️❤️

    • @shadowgirl1615
      @shadowgirl1615 5 років тому +3

      Didn't click the link, just liked your comment XD

    • @nelsiwik8621
      @nelsiwik8621 2 роки тому

      @@shadowgirl1615 me too

    • @twilight4982
      @twilight4982 7 місяців тому

      I would like but it's at 69!

  • @4rdeaddead.886
    @4rdeaddead.886 5 років тому +109

    Phone:buzzzz
    Me: :3
    Baku: hi •-•
    My heart: 💜💜💜💜😯❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😯❤️

  • @yin4266
    @yin4266 5 років тому +91

    *Watching a sad anime*
    Yagami: Here be happy *post dragon Bakugou*
    Me: OMG THANK YOU, I thought I had to cry for more hours!!!

  • @kittybitty3371
    @kittybitty3371 5 років тому +254

    UA-cam is high
    the likes are blue
    But the comments are at 1
    And there are only 73 views

  • @ichihimefan91
    @ichihimefan91 5 років тому +39

    Listener: he's madly in love with me
    Bakugou: 😭
    *hugs* him
    Listener: don't cry katsuki
    *kisses his forehead*

  • @purplejessie1065
    @purplejessie1065 5 років тому +96

    Bakugo: I got it from my mom
    Me: Did she force you have it? 🤣
    (Edit) Bakugo: *later in the video* It's how I lost my mom
    Me: Oh man I'm sorry for laughing I didn't know ☹️

  • @charlizeaiziahminor945
    @charlizeaiziahminor945 2 роки тому +165

    bakugou: am i gonna take that as excitement or fear?
    me: I'm excited for what your gonna do to me yet I'm afraid that i won't be able to walk for sometime

  • @sillyzelda
    @sillyzelda 5 років тому +62

    “Am I really worth that?”
    *Breaking news: Girl has emotional breakdown over anime boy-*

  • @xxstxpid_lxserxx6450
    @xxstxpid_lxserxx6450 5 років тому +106

    Bakugo: *exists*
    Me: *drooling*
    My ovaries: *exploding
    My friend: tf is wrong with you?!!?

  • @ghulehcirice3702
    @ghulehcirice3702 5 років тому +93

    King B: So this is where you've been hiding.
    Me: *Hiding behind the chandelier* Help ;-;

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +4

      How did you even get up there Kero--?

    • @kikuirimm
      @kikuirimm 5 років тому +2

      Um Dabi how did you?...

    • @Pizzaman_sage
      @Pizzaman_sage 4 роки тому +4

      IIIIII'MMMM GONNA SSSWWWIIINNNGGG~ FROM THE CHANDELIIIIEEEER~ FROM THE- ok I'mma go now

  • @ac31ell
    @ac31ell 5 років тому +125

    "So damn innocent aren't you?"
    On this UA-cam channel?
    *NOPE, KERO*

    • @kaitlynmagnan4069
      @kaitlynmagnan4069 5 років тому +1

      Do I need to tell the teachers? That you are here? I expected better from you

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +1

      @@kaitlynmagnan4069 And you're also here. KERO.

    • @kaitlynmagnan4069
      @kaitlynmagnan4069 5 років тому +2

      @@ac31ell But you are still a student, and you have the strictest teacher of them all! Minbight wouldn't mind this. Present Mic would follow in Aizawa's lead. All Might would Detroit Smash you into the sun like he did to Mineta, for sending our little shy Tamaki bad videos (I was laughing during that conversation). Nezu would probably give you dentention or something. So I think I'll tell Aizawa

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +1

      @@kaitlynmagnan4069 Kero, look through the other comments, I'm not the only one.

    • @kaitlynmagnan4069
      @kaitlynmagnan4069 5 років тому +1

      @@ac31ell Well for Izuku and Shoto and Eijiro, I find that normal because they are gay. Katsuki jjst wants to listen to his beautiful voice, and everyone else will go under the same punishment as you

  • @kai1610
    @kai1610 5 років тому +40

    *you slowly hear it comming closer*
    OH YEAH!
    Bakugou:THE EYES OF THE MANS THATS GOING TO HE YOUR HUSBAND. HOW DO YOU FEEL.
    Me:*incoherent screeching*

  • @danabferg5763
    @danabferg5763 5 років тому +73

    "I've heard rumors of a Puppet Master..."
    Me, a HUGE FNAF nerd: REALLY?! WHERE IS SHE?!

  • @otaco_lover1534
    @otaco_lover1534 5 років тому +22

    Bakugou: You're turning into a dragon
    Me, vibrating at a frequency high enough to shatter glass: Cool

  • @xsavagelovex
    @xsavagelovex 5 років тому +15

    Flustered, angerly soft Bakugo is a concept that I'm in love with imma just throw that out there

  • @kiwimxlon
    @kiwimxlon 5 років тому +82

    I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD....
    Wait that could be taken in the wrong way.....

  • @boopershnoop3492
    @boopershnoop3492 5 років тому +40

    Bakugou: So this is where you've been hiding-
    Me, casually sitting in my natural habitat (the closet): I get it, I've been closeted for a year and a half, now calm it

  • @AllyOtaku-lk3er
    @AllyOtaku-lk3er 5 років тому +60

    I'm actually starting to like Dragon King Bakugou. I wanna see Jealous Bakugou next as well.

  • @kalecguinhos
    @kalecguinhos 5 років тому +52

    me: 'kay guess i'm going to sleep now
    yato: nOT ON MY WATCH! TAKE THIS!!! *throws bakugo dragon king at me*
    me: WELL THEN- if you insist ~

  • @WhoeverIWantToBe.
    @WhoeverIWantToBe. 2 роки тому +329

    rip to everyone who lives with their family and doesn't have headphones😔✊

  • @falconswipe2081
    @falconswipe2081 5 років тому +84

    [[looks at the description]]
    I am: scared

  • @winnetoukowalski7226
    @winnetoukowalski7226 5 років тому +243

    *Who is ready for season 4?!*

    • @leel.d.5010
      @leel.d.5010 5 років тому +6

      Even though I'm way past you I'm ready

    • @MELOBSSESED
      @MELOBSSESED 5 років тому +5

      Winnetou Kowalski FUCK YEAH!!!!

    • @jackietodoroki6776
      @jackietodoroki6776 5 років тому +5

      Meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂

    • @wellerberry8678
      @wellerberry8678 5 років тому +6

      You officially asked me if I'm ready to get hurt again qwq. But heck yeah I am :D

    • @xxshift4teamcapxx69
      @xxshift4teamcapxx69 5 років тому +6

      Manga readers: Visualizing season 72 in there heads.

  • @donvalentino5471
    @donvalentino5471 5 років тому +33

    Bakugou: "Look me in the eyes" "Look at me"
    Me: "How?"

    • @minavvv
      @minavvv 4 роки тому

      lmao i was listening in speakers for the first time and i was like “HOW ╥﹏╥ tHE ONLY THING RELATED TO U IS MY KIRIBAKU POSTER. WHY. ARENT. YOU. REAL-” -giraffe, 2020

  • @noigarcia2821
    @noigarcia2821 5 років тому +136

    Bakugou: " I want your everything!"
    Me: *I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE! YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE!*

    • @ac31ell
      @ac31ell 5 років тому +8

      RA RA RA-A-A

    • @maximillian664
      @maximillian664 5 років тому +4

      CAUGHT IN A BADXXX ROMANCE

    • @kimichitogami1853
      @kimichitogami1853 5 років тому +1

      And I just died! 🤣

    • @Spl4t3nto
      @Spl4t3nto 5 років тому +3

      *WOA WOA WOAH!*

    • @jazzbe1113
      @jazzbe1113 5 років тому +2

      Ra ra Ah Ah Ah Roma Roma ma gaga ooh la la want your bad romance