@@ivantxic7870 I understand women. If you want to be happy, but also clueless as to why bad things happen to you in your life, do not seek to understand women, ever. If you want to know why bad things happen to you in your life, and how to avoid them, seek to understand women. Good luck soldier, regardless of which path you choose, it will be tough.
I'm never giving up my 13 in 1 soap, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, moisturizer, engine oil, degreaser, headlight fluid, hydraulic fluid, cooking oil, cough syrup, gasoline, fertilizer! The convenience is unmatched and my hair is absolutely luscious!
Jokes aside the fact she said it’s ’not good for you’ has to be the most ignorant thing she could have said, are women actually that brainwashed into believing that? …. Looks at my wife’s items in our bathroom… yes, yes they are 😂
I once found this stick I loved and had it for a few month but one day when I was using it as a sword it shattered into many pieces. I was very sad for many days afterwards.
I use shampoo, conditioner and soap, I dunno why all the specialized products, you don't even need that many to be clean, just shower regularly. (body wash it's just soap with extra steps, you need a bath/shower sponge and scrub properly to really take all of the dirt off)
I use normal shampoo as body wash lol. I still have clean smooth skin and smooth hair, I don't see the need for all these cash grab products. Shampoo? Conditioner? Body Wash? They all make the same bubbles and smell nice. Marketing just slaps different names on the bottle so you buy more products
About the thing with cupping water in the shower: It's like the urinal bro code. No one teaches it to you, you just do it/understand it at some point in your early childhood to early teens.
I have a practical use for this. See soap suds from my 108 in 1 body wash get on the walls of the shower. So I gather the water in my hands and throw it at the suds to wash them away. Deeply satisfying.
@@404MariNotFound 5:48 I know I'm late, but I just wanna say that, when the power was out because of hurricane Milton, I had to pee in absolute darkness & had perfect aim. I swear I heard the Xbox achievement sound. It's doable & I have dubbed this achievement "Shot in the Dark" and it's alternative "Sh!t in the Dark". Edit: it's named after an Ozzy Osbourne song of the same name.
@@MultiMoe11 I saw a meme somewhere of a pie chart with one big area and one small triangle (~1%) and the caption "Why men walk weird". The small area was labelled "Because they have a hurt foot or leg" and the big area "Because they want to unstick their balls from their legs without anyone noticing".
"I don't understand men." I don't understand women! Heck, I don't understand people in general! Wanna start a club about not understanding people? We could hang out in a box fort, wear comfy pants, and make car noises while running around with shopping carts!
The moment mari said “you can’t really hide your browser history from me” the first thing that went through my mind was “mari, you can check my browser history every day, i don’t mind”
1:54 Yes, I'm scared of that thing. Imagine you search some certain... things on UA-cam, accidentally click on this and it shares your phone's screen with the TV in the living room where your parents are currently sitting and watching.
There's nothing more comforting and simultaneously empowering as a good stick in hand. Except maybe holding hands with a cute girl but girls make for poor weapons and don't grow on trees. Sticks are stable, they're tough, and they can be used for a variety of purposes. Also not gonna lie 26:43 almost got me until I remember that dust doesn't exist until it's power is to great to combat. Best leave it to the experts.
@@mrchapin94 She was a feminist who wanted to understand what it was like to be a man. She did the work to try to blend in with men as a man for an 18 month experiment. Fully dressed as one, did most of the rituals (joined a bowling club etc etc). Made male friends to bond with, went on dates with females. She ended herself shortly after the experiment due to depression.
0:34 There are Women who will date only 6ft+ but wont bother actually measuring, so lying works. 11:12 She hid her boyfriend in the closet. AKA cheating
I mean, lying about an inch or two maybe, but if the girl can't tell the difference between 5'6 and 6'1 AND wouldn't date you if they knew you were under 6'... are they really even worth dating?
7:37 It’s because the guy would rather live in blissful ignorance in a happy relationship than risk discovering she’s a cheater. It’s honestly depressing.
I can tell you really enjoyed putting this video together, like you really had fun with it. I think this is my favorite MariYumi video so far. I thought you were really funny, and I like it when your commentary is so real and relatable. 10/10
5:45 This is a thing, when it's pitch black dark. You don't want the loud noise, which means big splash and sprinkling your shoes. At least in the woods. You want to hit grass or moss instead of big leaves and you can easily tell by the sound.
3:17 - _Congratulations! You have arrived at a rest stop! You have now unlocked the "This store isn't so bad after all!" achievement._ _+100 experience._
7:28 implies possible evidence of cheating, speaking from personal experience. It will crush our heart and lead to severe depression if it turns out to be true, also from personal experience
2:43 this is so true. When I was at Air Force basic training and either a plane or helicopter flew over, everyone stopped and stared at it, myself included
7:00 As someone who has a family with adhd (mine being the worst, but i have strong medicine for it), one day, i told my little brother to pick up a plastic knife off the floor & throw it away, he did, but i WITNESSED him look at the tv (it was playing spongebob), then DROP IT BACK ON THE FLOOR, distracted, then walking away not picking it back up, then a few seconds later i looked at him, gave him that GOOD look u give someone when they did something stupid, & asked him what i JUST told him to do...he couldnt remember :*) He was 13, & at the time of this occurrence, he wasnt medicated for adhd, but i was when i was in 4th grade (when i was around 8 or 9). So i can say with full confidence this is definitely an adhd thing. Altho my problem is looking for something thats already in my hands
The videos with a guy who builds these houses in the jungle, sometimes two guys, are FAKE, they use heavy machinery between cuts. This has been debunked before and sometimes you can see traces of tires on the ground from excavators.
With the SOLE EXCEPTION of PrimitiveTechnology, who is the OG of this type of content, isn't anywhere near the scale of their stuff with what he does, and is 100% legit
16:19 then all you need is a friend that is an introvert, who only listens to your problems sometimes respond, and give you head pats, and i am partly an introvert because i dont like talking to people but once i make friends i go all out 😂
7:36 we don’t want to know you are cheating on us because we don’t want to be hurt again, it’s really depressing for a ton of guys and I wish I could say it wasn’t true
Yeah using three diffrent chmical compositions is for sure worse than using only one composition.... i use just a scented bar of soap to wash myself... is best way to go lol XD
7:40 This may have already been answered, but my best guess would be they don't want to find out if their girl is cheating on them. They like being happy with their partner rather than knowing they're being cheated on.
7:30 When a girlfriend asks to go through their partners phone (according to the internet) it's typically because the girlfriend suspects that their partner is cheating on them, and thinks they will find evidence of this in their partner's phone (again this is what the internet says, I'm single so I couldn't say one way or the other). The joke is that the guy doesn't want to go through his girlfriends phone because he would be devastated if he went through his girlfriends phone and found evidence of her cheating.
24:20 Well, you're wearing a top with text on it (or rather, your VTuber puppet does), but you can't see where I'm looking. And I already read that text in the first video of yours that I watched. But this prompted me to look there again XD
7:45 The F you saying the dolfin was proposing and she didn't say no or let him down gentily... NO! SHE KISSED ANOTHER GUY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!! Justice for Gothem... I mean FOR DOLLFIN!
I literally subbed yesterday so i can watch ur vids later and absolutely forgot about ur voice (i only remembered it was a good voice) and was so shocked when i heard that fabulous boice from that cutesy avatar😭
3:22 Wrong, the actual meaning is that men get easily tired when they are forced to check out something they have zero interest in, so they need to sit down for few sec.
13:06 sometimes I wish heaven and hell we’re real so I don’t have to face the black void of nothingness upon death… I contemplate my mortality often. I like lasagna and cheese
I have almost no sense of self, so I can live in a one room shack with AC, lighting, a blow up mattress, a shitty pillow, a 20" screen TV, a PS5, a barebones PC, a memory storage tower, and a singular light in the corner of the room. Ah, my dream...
I started watching Mari 3 weeks ago because I saw an edit of this video and at 1:54 she says “you know what’s crazy” and then it was a low taper fade edit best edit i have ever seen I’ve been looking for this video since I saw it and I finally found it she’s already one of my top 3 favorite vtubers.
7:28 A lot can be said here… 16:21 I’m the type of person to love giving head pats and give hugs and I also like to cuddle a lot and I also do sometimes pamper others and the fact that you said that you would like getting head pats and being pampered now makes me question if I should keep on giving heads pads, hugs, cuddles, and pamper others or not because I don’t want my hand bitten off and my arm scratched by a small cat girl. (And with my past experiences with women who ended up becoming stalkers for me all because I did that just are flags that I probably should stop and the only reason why I am not stopping is because I just love doing it so much) 16:59 It means that he is only focusing on his crush and having a fantasy with her as his wife since he really loves her. 18:04 I felt the roughness through the screen just with that line alone somehow… 18:43 I can relate to this, and I know many others do as well… 19:19 Nostalgia kicked in even though I still do this………….. 21:27 I know this pain as I’ve been hit there so… many… times that it’s not even funny… 23:49 The movie “UP” in a nutshell for the parent. 26:49 I’m no simp. I’m don’t hangout with others since I’m an introvert. I’m don’t act gangster. But I feel pain.
21:12 body wash for women always got the scent like a real thing, like vanilla or lavender or something. But shampoo for men always smells like a concept. On a shampoo bottle for men often just stands something like "sports gel fresh" or just "MEN - SPORTS" as here for the 3rd picture
Cause the ones for men that do list a specific scent (saw one for cedar once) don't smell anything like it, lol. Everything just smells like variations of cologne or something.
10:49 Wet n Wild makes hair brushes that's safe for wet hair. I think that's why it's called that. That and because it's the only brush that doesn't destroy my wild hair lol
@Skelterbane69 I think it can be bad, wet hair sticks to itself easier and is heavier so it can be easier to rip out or damage your hair. Wet hair brushes are more flexible and bendy so it's safer in general. I have super thick coarse hair that tangles in a light breeze so I need it when it is dry too.
7:54 srry I cant give up my 20 in one shampoo, soap, body wash, toothpaste, engine, cleaner, oil, peanut butter, bread, burger, gas, car, plane, tank, boat, moisturizer, flashlight, phone, toothbrush, and a cool looking stick that every men see as a sword its just too good to give up
every stick has like a rarity to us; they become swords or sometimes slingshots, and even fucking wizard staffs. its still that kid imagination that just sticks with you for the rest of your life, hard to explain
3:19, I found this so fucking funny. In the first picture when it said what women see, I eyes were locked on that stool-thing in the middle and I didn't even notice the other stuff until after I saw the second picture 🤣🤣🤣
you don't need to put your hands against your breast, you can also do it down near your belly button to catch the water. men just need something to do to keep themselves entertained and since we don't have anything in a bathroom to keep us entertained we make a game in the shower.
Did dishes for my ex for 3 years straight, held a job the whole time, paid for everything, just wanted her to play video games with me (she wouldnt) and she ended up hooking up with my best friend (he showed me the messages and explained that "if he can smash he gonna" she started talking to him flirting heavy first) i dont talk to either of them anymore and they broke up after being together a week. Been single for 6 years now. She went on to have two kids with this one guy, and continued trying to get in contact with me a few times every year and i have blocked over 20 accounts thus far. We men go through a lot.
I came for the loli model but then heard the voice and saw the jiggle physics and realized I was bamboozled! Loli she is not but she's cool so I subbed anyway lol!
27:28 This is about how guys can become quick friends with a stranger but not feel inclined to keep in touch, its similar to how guys can go months or years without really talking to a friend but can almost instantly get right back to where they left off.
We've already taken over the Earth, now we must seek for new horizons in the abyss of the underground. No land on Earth, above or underground shall be left unconquered! RISE!
25:19 I got rejected once (the one time I tried), but I told her beforehand to be clear about anything she wants me to understand because I suck at reading hints. And she was honest and direct about not being interested in me, she told me to behave towards her like towards anyone else, which I do. She respected my wish of honesty and I respect her wish of not being treated specially. Mutual respect is the key to a harmonious life.
9:21 it usually goes down in a few moments. Scientific reason. The blood flow is controlled by a muscle. When the muscle is tensed, the blood flow is pinched off. When it is relaxed the blood flows. Waking up to one of those means you had a restful sleep.
Every female reaction vtuber starter pack "I don't understand men so let me watch memes for men" "Wow that's crazy do you guys actually do that?"
BUT DO YOU??? I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
* meanwhile men reacting to women’s memes *
“Yeah… I still don’t get women…”
@@ivantxic7870 I understand women.
If you want to be happy, but also clueless as to why bad things happen to you in your life, do not seek to understand women, ever.
If you want to know why bad things happen to you in your life, and how to avoid them, seek to understand women.
Good luck soldier, regardless of which path you choose, it will be tough.
@@StarboyXL9 bruh I guess my comment was misunderstood. It was supposed to be a “women confusing” comment meme
Yes and no@@404MariNotFound
I'm never giving up my 13 in 1 soap, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, moisturizer, engine oil, degreaser, headlight fluid, hydraulic fluid, cooking oil, cough syrup, gasoline, fertilizer! The convenience is unmatched and my hair is absolutely luscious!
Bro, you gotta upgrade to the 14 in 1 Swiss Army's Liquid Soap that has everything you mentioned plus WD-40.
@evice "AYO BABE! NEW SOAP JUST DROPPED!"
@@eviceOooooooo nice
Jokes aside the fact she said it’s ’not good for you’ has to be the most ignorant thing she could have said, are women actually that brainwashed into believing that?
…. Looks at my wife’s items in our bathroom… yes, yes they are 😂
No peanut butter?
We don’t just “like” sticks, Mari. We LOVE them.
🗡️
I literally just followed a page for sticks found in the wild... There's a literal AWP stick found there
I once found this stick I loved and had it for a few month but one day when I was using it as a sword it shattered into many pieces. I was very sad for many days afterwards.
Them "It's a stick"
Me: *Standing firm against an imaginary cavalry charge like Jon Snow with Longclaw*
Stick can be-sword,dagger,spear,wand,and all weapons that we Men choose stick to be lol
You will never convince me to start using countless products in the shower. It is either all soap or 3 for 1.
What is even funnier is that to actually is better to use the three in one since you are not mixing chemicals...
I use shampoo, conditioner and soap, I dunno why all the specialized products, you don't even need that many to be clean, just shower regularly. (body wash it's just soap with extra steps, you need a bath/shower sponge and scrub properly to really take all of the dirt off)
i aint filling my shower with bottles, no way.
At most I use 2 if I'm out restocking the shower, one for my hair, another for not my hair and if someone else is, then eh
I use normal shampoo as body wash lol. I still have clean smooth skin and smooth hair, I don't see the need for all these cash grab products.
Shampoo? Conditioner? Body Wash? They all make the same bubbles and smell nice. Marketing just slaps different names on the bottle so you buy more products
About the thing with cupping water in the shower:
It's like the urinal bro code. No one teaches it to you, you just do it/understand it at some point in your early childhood to early teens.
I have a practical use for this. See soap suds from my 108 in 1 body wash get on the walls of the shower. So I gather the water in my hands and throw it at the suds to wash them away. Deeply satisfying.
Rookie numbers I have a Swiss army knife in 1 shampoo
@@i0am0superBlast lmao, 108-in-1.
I'd say that for 80% of the memes that you didn't get, it's lewd punchline
that makes SOO much sense hahaha
@@404MariNotFound 5:48 I know I'm late, but I just wanna say that, when the power was out because of hurricane Milton, I had to pee in absolute darkness & had perfect aim. I swear I heard the Xbox achievement sound. It's doable & I have dubbed this achievement "Shot in the Dark" and it's alternative "Sh!t in the Dark".
Edit: it's named after an Ozzy Osbourne song of the same name.
@@TheKnightlyScarling ah yes, a normal reply lol
@@TheKnightlyScarling LMFAOOOAOAOO Bro had 100% Accuracy
Yeah pretty much
The step to the side is a guy trying to adjust his package without reaching down to move it.😂
Mostly because we don't want anyone else to notice that is what were doing lol
Oooooooh. I didn't know we did that.
Great. I'm gonna feel as though everyone knows what I'm doing now..
@@MultiMoe11
I saw a meme somewhere of a pie chart with one big area and one small triangle (~1%) and the caption "Why men walk weird". The small area was labelled "Because they have a hurt foot or leg" and the big area "Because they want to unstick their balls from their legs without anyone noticing".
@@s3curityfr34k our secrets can't even be kept secrets thanks to the internet now-a-days... tsk. 😂
"I don't understand men." I don't understand women! Heck, I don't understand people in general! Wanna start a club about not understanding people? We could hang out in a box fort, wear comfy pants, and make car noises while running around with shopping carts!
not me sorry
@unknownsoul9300 dang
COMFY PANTS YASSS
I would join
Can I please get an invitation?
Our caveman brains see the utility of the Stick. A walking stick, prober of the tall bushes, and weapon.
You forgot a shovel.
And magical wands
A FRICKIN LIGHTSABER
@@leradmuiel7634 yeah
The moment mari said “you can’t really hide your browser history from me” the first thing that went through my mind was “mari, you can check my browser history every day, i don’t mind”
1:54 Yes, I'm scared of that thing. Imagine you search some certain... things on UA-cam, accidentally click on this and it shares your phone's screen with the TV in the living room where your parents are currently sitting and watching.
@Dr_Etienne_Claw you know what’s crazy?
@RykerGoff-b7l What?
We have similar profile pictures
@@HaydenElahie True. That's kinda funny and also a bit amazing. 😂
This is the nightmare of all men + me X~X
There's nothing more comforting and simultaneously empowering as a good stick in hand. Except maybe holding hands with a cute girl but girls make for poor weapons and don't grow on trees. Sticks are stable, they're tough, and they can be used for a variety of purposes.
Also not gonna lie 26:43 almost got me until I remember that dust doesn't exist until it's power is to great to combat. Best leave it to the experts.
Couldn't agree more.
69 likes, I would like but it’s illegal now
Women: "I want to understand men a bit better"
Me: *Remembering Nora Vincent* Oh sweetheart um...
RIP Nora.
That still makes me sad whenever I think about it. I hope she's resting in peace.
Underrated comment.
Who's Nora
@@mrchapin94 She was a feminist who wanted to understand what it was like to be a man. She did the work to try to blend in with men as a man for an 18 month experiment. Fully dressed as one, did most of the rituals (joined a bowling club etc etc). Made male friends to bond with, went on dates with females. She ended herself shortly after the experiment due to depression.
0:34 There are Women who will date only 6ft+ but wont bother actually measuring, so lying works.
11:12 She hid her boyfriend in the closet. AKA cheating
I mean, lying about an inch or two maybe, but if the girl can't tell the difference between 5'6 and 6'1 AND wouldn't date you if they knew you were under 6'... are they really even worth dating?
7:37 It’s because the guy would rather live in blissful ignorance in a happy relationship than risk discovering she’s a cheater. It’s honestly depressing.
it is
I can tell you really enjoyed putting this video together, like you really had fun with it. I think this is my favorite MariYumi video so far. I thought you were really funny, and I like it when your commentary is so real and relatable. 10/10
Nice video Mari and congratulations on 10k as well
Thank you! 😃
5:45 This is a thing, when it's pitch black dark. You don't want the loud noise, which means big splash and sprinkling your shoes.
At least in the woods. You want to hit grass or moss instead of big leaves and you can easily tell by the sound.
3:17 - _Congratulations! You have arrived at a rest stop! You have now unlocked the "This store isn't so bad after all!" achievement._
_+100 experience._
1:32 yes, we like sticks, they are awesome, especially when you find the perfect one shaped like a sword
Or if we find one that looks like a gun
When i was a kid i found a stick that looked like a katana and i played with it two days util sadly it got thrown away by my parents
@@stefananghel7485 that's devastating, sorry for your lose
@@stefananghel7485 Do you need a hug?
Every man's dream, to find the katana stick. Im sorry for your loss.
17:47 No. That thing served me from birth to now.
digging a hole in the ground is fun
living underground in underground homes is actually a thing in Australia in Coober Pedy and some other place
7:28 implies possible evidence of cheating, speaking from personal experience. It will crush our heart and lead to severe depression if it turns out to be true, also from personal experience
2:43 this is so true. When I was at Air Force basic training and either a plane or helicopter flew over, everyone stopped and stared at it, myself included
7:10 I'm left handed tho (left hand writes on keyboard, right hand holds mouse) your "Normal Day" is my "Home Alone" lol
7:00 As someone who has a family with adhd (mine being the worst, but i have strong medicine for it), one day, i told my little brother to pick up a plastic knife off the floor & throw it away, he did, but i WITNESSED him look at the tv (it was playing spongebob), then DROP IT BACK ON THE FLOOR, distracted, then walking away not picking it back up, then a few seconds later i looked at him, gave him that GOOD look u give someone when they did something stupid, & asked him what i JUST told him to do...he couldnt remember :*)
He was 13, & at the time of this occurrence, he wasnt medicated for adhd, but i was when i was in 4th grade (when i was around 8 or 9).
So i can say with full confidence this is definitely an adhd thing. Altho my problem is looking for something thats already in my hands
The videos with a guy who builds these houses in the jungle, sometimes two guys, are FAKE, they use heavy machinery between cuts. This has been debunked before and sometimes you can see traces of tires on the ground from excavators.
With the SOLE EXCEPTION of PrimitiveTechnology, who is the OG of this type of content, isn't anywhere near the scale of their stuff with what he does, and is 100% legit
16:19 then all you need is a friend that is an introvert, who only listens to your problems sometimes respond, and give you head pats, and i am partly an introvert because i dont like talking to people but once i make friends i go all out 😂
Just got you on my recommendations. Just subscribed. Will be continuing watching your videos, love your model btw
16:38 "Because... WE... ARE MEN... OF THE SEA!!!!!"
1000 points to anyone who gets the reference!
I get it
4:21 that timing is PEAK 😂🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
(the meme after this clip)
i love the "i learned that men........idk" cuz that's the realest thing i have heard.
I see she hasn't watched fashion theory on shampoo N conditioner yet...
But yah, 3-1 for life, yo! 😅
7:36 we don’t want to know you are cheating on us because we don’t want to be hurt again, it’s really depressing for a ton of guys and I wish I could say it wasn’t true
Yeah using three diffrent chmical compositions is for sure worse than using only one composition.... i use just a scented bar of soap to wash myself... is best way to go lol XD
6:20 no NO DO NOT BELIVE IT IT IS A LIEEE A LIEEE I TELL YOU A LIEEEEEEEEEE!
7:40 This may have already been answered, but my best guess would be they don't want to find out if their girl is cheating on them. They like being happy with their partner rather than knowing they're being cheated on.
Drinks orange juice with pulp? I guarantee this one is crazy. Subscribed.
It ain't real juice if it ain't got the pulp.
Mari needs to do more meme reviews, she's so cute and relatable 🥰
7:30 When a girlfriend asks to go through their partners phone (according to the internet) it's typically because the girlfriend suspects that their partner is cheating on them, and thinks they will find evidence of this in their partner's phone (again this is what the internet says, I'm single so I couldn't say one way or the other). The joke is that the guy doesn't want to go through his girlfriends phone because he would be devastated if he went through his girlfriends phone and found evidence of her cheating.
thats why i will end single, im a curious person by nature
In my experience, my suspicions were right. I've been cheated on in every relationship.
24:20 Well, you're wearing a top with text on it (or rather, your VTuber puppet does), but you can't see where I'm looking. And I already read that text in the first video of yours that I watched. But this prompted me to look there again XD
damn it, i need a girl friend, not even a girlfriend, just a girl as a friend that i could play Minecraft with and vent too, like damn.
I love the dead silence once the female stat triangle came up. 😂
7:45 The F you saying the dolfin was proposing and she didn't say no or let him down gentily... NO! SHE KISSED ANOTHER GUY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!! Justice for Gothem... I mean FOR DOLLFIN!
17:42 nah, we need it so it’s just one and done, start on top, let it drain down, get the spots that the water dosent get like every 2 days.
3:18 that is not an item it is a seat to sit while girlfriends tries on clothing
9:21 is he's adjusting his...what's a polite way to say this...? Uh..."package".
16:57 - my ears were blessed, thank you
I literally subbed yesterday so i can watch ur vids later and absolutely forgot about ur voice (i only remembered it was a good voice) and was so shocked when i heard that fabulous boice from that cutesy avatar😭
19:18 Whoever made this video is NOT a real guy! How can he NOT get this?!?!?!?!
That cupping water in shower one ngl is accurate lol😂
Oh. My. Gawd.
That is such a cute model!
First video of yours I watched and I'm instantly hooked, love the character model, reactions, and personality
3:22 Wrong, the actual meaning is that men get easily tired when they are forced to check out something they have zero interest in, so they need to sit down for few sec.
10:59 Jay-Z. The memory of such an event has no price to match its gargantuan worth
13:06 sometimes I wish heaven and hell we’re real so I don’t have to face the black void of nothingness upon death…
I contemplate my mortality often.
I like lasagna and cheese
As a guy, I can confirm that thumbnail setup do be looking comfy ngl
At 19:12, when the anxiety not spider sense came on I dropped my phone and then caught it. How about therapist
I have almost no sense of self, so I can live in a one room shack with AC, lighting, a blow up mattress, a shitty pillow, a 20" screen TV, a PS5, a barebones PC, a memory storage tower, and a singular light in the corner of the room. Ah, my dream...
17:27 I went to a Dragonforce concert and a guy was recording it with a 3DS. I can't imagine how bad the audio must sound
I started watching Mari 3 weeks ago because I saw an edit of this video and at 1:54 she says “you know what’s crazy” and then it was a low taper fade edit best edit i have ever seen I’ve been looking for this video since I saw it and I finally found it she’s already one of my top 3 favorite vtubers.
7:21
Unless you left-handed. Hee hee hee.
We all know the left and right cheat on each other
İt's not that true if you're left-handed your mause will be at the left side normally on this you're doing (that think) nothing changes
LMAO
7:28
A lot can be said here…
16:21
I’m the type of person to love giving head pats and give hugs and I also like to cuddle a lot and I also do sometimes pamper others and the fact that you said that you would like getting head pats and being pampered now makes me question if I should keep on giving heads pads, hugs, cuddles, and pamper others or not because I don’t want my hand bitten off and my arm scratched by a small cat girl. (And with my past experiences with women who ended up becoming stalkers for me all because I did that just are flags that I probably should stop and the only reason why I am not stopping is because I just love doing it so much)
16:59
It means that he is only focusing on his crush and having a fantasy with her as his wife since he really loves her.
18:04
I felt the roughness through the screen just with that line alone somehow…
18:43
I can relate to this, and I know many others do as well…
19:19
Nostalgia kicked in even though I still do this…………..
21:27
I know this pain as I’ve been hit there so… many… times that it’s not even funny…
23:49
The movie “UP” in a nutshell for the parent.
26:49
I’m no simp. I’m don’t hangout with others since I’m an introvert. I’m don’t act gangster. But I feel pain.
4:20 different accounts for different things.
SHHHHH!!!! 😂
Shhh 😳
SHHHHHHHHHH We don't talk about that
19:23 a lot of us like to not walk straight in winter we like being wacky
21:12 body wash for women always got the scent like a real thing, like vanilla or lavender or something. But shampoo for men always smells like a concept. On a shampoo bottle for men often just stands something like "sports gel fresh" or just "MEN - SPORTS" as here for the 3rd picture
Cause the ones for men that do list a specific scent (saw one for cedar once) don't smell anything like it, lol. Everything just smells like variations of cologne or something.
Uhm, actually... they're all concepts, some are just marked as real things
I enjoyed this. I have never seen this video before in my life but I like her voice and she gives good vibes
10:49 Wet n Wild makes hair brushes that's safe for wet hair. I think that's why it's called that. That and because it's the only brush that doesn't destroy my wild hair lol
i love that hahah
.....................It's bad to brush wet hair, normally?
@Skelterbane69 I think it can be bad, wet hair sticks to itself easier and is heavier so it can be easier to rip out or damage your hair. Wet hair brushes are more flexible and bendy so it's safer in general. I have super thick coarse hair that tangles in a light breeze so I need it when it is dry too.
@@shinyeggcarton4622 Huh.. Well good thing I don't brush my hair lol
The last bit with the guy digging a tunnel, he is obviously creating his Man-Cave.. Literally 😂
7:54 srry I cant give up my 20 in one shampoo, soap, body wash, toothpaste, engine, cleaner, oil, peanut butter, bread, burger, gas, car, plane, tank, boat, moisturizer, flashlight, phone, toothbrush, and a cool looking stick that every men see as a sword its just too good to give up
every stick has like a rarity to us; they become swords or sometimes slingshots, and even fucking wizard staffs. its still that kid imagination that just sticks with you for the rest of your life, hard to explain
5:50 yes, it happens when we lose power
Yes I love sticks, they are good for making fires during times of survival. Food just tastes better when cooked over an open flame. 😌
Unspoken secret:
Na: 3:58 is about adjusting da joystick
Real
That last man has started work on an elaborate trench system to protect his inherited property. We need more guys to help him out
It's intimidation imagine you break into someone's home and out of nowhere you see a guy charging you with a raging hard on you'd be traumatized
16:18 the fact I just straight up tuned out her voice and just watched the sponsor 😂😂😂
And I ain’t stupid because I know what Baka means
See what I did there
6:33 false information
good cover up bro
3:19, I found this so fucking funny. In the first picture when it said what women see, I eyes were locked on that stool-thing in the middle and I didn't even notice the other stuff until after I saw the second picture 🤣🤣🤣
you don't need to put your hands against your breast, you can also do it down near your belly button to catch the water. men just need something to do to keep themselves entertained and since we don't have anything in a bathroom to keep us entertained we make a game in the shower.
So true!
Did dishes for my ex for 3 years straight, held a job the whole time, paid for everything, just wanted her to play video games with me (she wouldnt) and she ended up hooking up with my best friend (he showed me the messages and explained that "if he can smash he gonna" she started talking to him flirting heavy first) i dont talk to either of them anymore and they broke up after being together a week. Been single for 6 years now. She went on to have two kids with this one guy, and continued trying to get in contact with me a few times every year and i have blocked over 20 accounts thus far. We men go through a lot.
I came for the loli model but then heard the voice and saw the jiggle physics and realized I was bamboozled!
Loli she is not but she's cool so I subbed anyway lol!
"I can see your browser history on youtube so-"
"I promise it was JUST THE SUGGESTIONS FOR THE SEARCH I PROMIS-"
9:12 this, *THIS* is why I wear suspenders unironically. Don't judge, I'd rather be functional than fashionable.
Me too buddy. Me too....🗿🗿🗿
Rubik’s cubes are easy for me. Fast hands for the win 😩
We do use the sound when we pee in the dark because we don’t want to get blinded when we turn the lights on.
27:33. Yeah we have great convos with people we will never see again.
We wont ask they're name we will just wait for someone else to say it.
27:28 This is about how guys can become quick friends with a stranger but not feel inclined to keep in touch, its similar to how guys can go months or years without really talking to a friend but can almost instantly get right back to where they left off.
1:38 yes we love sticks
6:35 nope we dont
Naa we doo lol
28:35 You literally just said the hottest thing a man can do was help clean the house, it's not our fault if we're just efficient about it.
28:34 HOW ELSE IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE CLEAN? 😂
I agree with you man… HOW IN THE HELL YOU CLEAN IT THEN?
Don't ask about our tunnels. That is exclusive knowledge.
b-but but
Shhh , we don't talk about the tunnels
I always wanted one. We only ever had space for a hole.
We've already taken over the Earth, now we must seek for new horizons in the abyss of the underground. No land on Earth, above or underground shall be left unconquered! RISE!
@ni__wolf143 brother. do not expose out secrets.
25:19 I got rejected once (the one time I tried), but I told her beforehand to be clear about anything she wants me to understand because I suck at reading hints. And she was honest and direct about not being interested in me, she told me to behave towards her like towards anyone else, which I do. She respected my wish of honesty and I respect her wish of not being treated specially. Mutual respect is the key to a harmonious life.
12:21 I have a total of 9 clothes 5 pants 4 shirts and they are exactly the same 😅 they are comfortable and I don’t need more
No shorts?
ok 4 Shorts and 3 pair socks
@@KingOfGames830 and 3 hoodie right?
@@orhanuzun8254 actually 6 hoodies but I only use one of them
I agree with what you have to say about head pats, giving and receiving headparts is very therapeutic, and so is cuddling.
9:21 it usually goes down in a few moments.
Scientific reason. The blood flow is controlled by a muscle. When the muscle is tensed, the blood flow is pinched off. When it is relaxed the blood flows. Waking up to one of those means you had a restful sleep.
Me a male: ........ *Ahem*
Ooooh, that's how it works
So my 5 hours ARE enough!
@@Skelterbane69 I’m sorry, WHAT?! You. Your- last for how many hours?
@@Starvaze I sleep for 5 hours a night.
You mean I can't use the soap for everything? 😂😂😂😂
9:26 "- And you just have a massive..."
Me: "-Thank you, subscribed!" 🫡
1:24 those guys were actually faking it and breakng ALOT but ALOT of laws
5:52 yes but it´s very rare
and for the last one 20:05 was COD i´ll say one word and find out the rest your self terrorist
7:35 we're too scared to find the girl cheating, even if they aren't
8:29 did she just say what I think she said