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  • Опубліковано 7 сер 2007
  • Racist commercial from the movie Confederate States of America
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  • @KevinsAwfulVideos
    @KevinsAwfulVideos 3 роки тому +16288

    Who teaches their child to ride a bike on the grass?

    • @andrewyoung2796
      @andrewyoung2796 3 роки тому +1726

      Better place to fall?

    • @luxborealis
      @luxborealis 3 роки тому +1016

      I learned it on grass. Not safe on the roads in the rural areas like where I lived, cars zoom past.

    • @saucejohnson9862
      @saucejohnson9862 3 роки тому +178

      A terrible father who spends too much time at work!

    • @saucejohnson9862
      @saucejohnson9862 3 роки тому +107

      @G Schultz That's where I upgraded from training wheels...

    • @Whyulooking
      @Whyulooking 3 роки тому +40

      My pet dragon

  • @thomasosborne7307
    @thomasosborne7307 2 роки тому +11115

    This is from a mockumentary called “The Confederate States of America,” and it shows what modern life would’ve looked like if the South had won the Civil War…… this is a commercial from that “world.”

    • @sarahcratty13
      @sarahcratty13 2 роки тому +151

      What’s it called

    • @fiendishsoul6730
      @fiendishsoul6730 2 роки тому +747

      Honestly the freeing of the slaves was somthing that would have happened regardless, winning the Civil War just made it happen sooner.

    • @Hawkeyes319
      @Hawkeyes319 2 роки тому +413

      @@fiendishsoul6730 I wouldn't be so sure.. There's still a lot of enslaved people.

    • @sticksnstonespatriot1728
      @sticksnstonespatriot1728 2 роки тому +534

      Looks like paradise....
      No crime, no gun violence and everyone leaves their doors unlocked just like in the old days

    • @Thephillips-dj1po
      @Thephillips-dj1po 2 роки тому +205

      ...we have that, it's called Arkansas.

  • @blackgustavogaming
    @blackgustavogaming 4 місяці тому +758

    tbh as a black person I don't even find this offensive, I just found it funny, (I don't find it wholesome anymore, tf was I thinking when I said that)
    (also now I know it's a fake commercial from a movie)

    • @ct92404
      @ct92404 4 місяці тому +52

      Lol it's a fake commercial and is just supposed to be satire anyway.

    • @jeffking4176
      @jeffking4176 4 місяці тому +17

      It would have to do with the name of the company:
      “Confederate “ Family.
      ie: The Confederacy- [ Southern states]
      Other than that , there’s nothing

    • @wilsonfenixoficial
      @wilsonfenixoficial 4 місяці тому +4

      😡😡😡

    • @objectvs5148
      @objectvs5148 4 місяці тому

      coz you are a dumb person

    • @bluesides8323
      @bluesides8323 3 місяці тому

      ​@@jeffking4176it says "Protecting a people and their property" as it pans over from the family to the black guy.
      It is obviously implying the black guy is their slave. Its from a film about what if the confederates won. It is undoubtedly racist.

  • @richardd3367
    @richardd3367 4 місяці тому +176

    Actually, learning to ride a bike on the grass was fairly common 70 or 80 years ago. The idea was the grass provides a softer place to land when you're first getting started; nearly everyone falls a few times. And once you can balance on grass, the road or sidewalk is even easier. Back in "the old days", this was something called "wisdom"; sadly it seems mostly relegated to the past now.

    • @mosseisleyYT
      @mosseisleyYT 2 місяці тому +7

      It was still so in the late 1960s. At least, that was how I learnt.

    • @SuperD00D
      @SuperD00D 22 дні тому +4

      Yeah I learned to ride without training wheels a little tiny bit older than normal, at 8, and I still did my first few minutes of training in the grass. Probably about 5-10 minutes. Then my sister rolled me around holding the handle bar on the pavement sidewalk behind our school, and we had a medium sized hill behind the school. After a few minutes of dragging me around, her friends talked her into just pushing me down the hill. In that moment I then knew how to ride a bike lol. Dumb girls prob thought I was going to fall. Then they tried to play it off as “that’s the best way to learn.” Yeah, okay, lol. At least it technically worked for me anyway but I wouldn’t say thanks to them.

    • @richardd3367
      @richardd3367 21 день тому +2

      @@SuperD00D kinda the "throw 'em in the deep end of the pool; they'll learn to swim real quick." philosophy.

    • @tammys376
      @tammys376 19 днів тому +2

      Yeah I learned on grass in the 70’s because it was a softer surface to land on, it was the one time our parents actually thought about safety 😂 ( no helmet though of course lol)

    • @mrryencoke
      @mrryencoke 17 днів тому

      @@richardd3367 John Wayne swimming lessons!

  • @adolfgaming1761
    @adolfgaming1761 7 років тому +4618

    The black guy in the end
    "Sup yall 😃"

    • @TT-oi9mo
      @TT-oi9mo 3 роки тому +34

      😂

    • @angr7188
      @angr7188 3 роки тому +162

      Latino not BLACK

    • @ArthurMorgan-pq4tr
      @ArthurMorgan-pq4tr 3 роки тому +16

      Yessum

    • @ArthurMorgan-pq4tr
      @ArthurMorgan-pq4tr 3 роки тому +79

      @@angr7188 It's a little hard to tell in this circumstance.

    • @keithmccaslyn2527
      @keithmccaslyn2527 3 роки тому +11

      Grammar & Semantic's, would be "majorly up", you know like kryptonight? Whats up is NOT a greeting,its still a question, and an incomplete sentence!! Additionally since you didn't invent the English Lanaguage,but only mariginally speak it, the abouve remains so!! it is NOT a greeting it is STILL, a question! NOT that you GAFF,about all of that!

  • @user-pf4fk2jx5v
    @user-pf4fk2jx5v 3 роки тому +5405

    Plot twist: that's the father

  • @jrambo7495
    @jrambo7495 4 місяці тому +5

    Mario Lopez looks great!

  • @ErgonBill
    @ErgonBill 4 місяці тому +287

    As an Australian, I'm grinning upside down.

    • @ericstevens8744
      @ericstevens8744 4 місяці тому +5

      G’Day Mate, this video was fair Dinkum Perfection

    • @wegotguns3325
      @wegotguns3325 4 місяці тому +8

      As an australian, I dunno why I am seeing american ads when I just looked up the crown forklift song and ended up here

    • @coldplayfan7357
      @coldplayfan7357 4 місяці тому

      Didn't you guys just forcefully took the land away from the aboriginals after the ruling just few months back?
      You should be glad that Australia is an insignificant player in world politics because of which no one gives attention to all the horrible race crimes in Australia

    • @punk46664
      @punk46664 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@wegotguns3325mate I was looking up how to reinforce the transom on my tinny 😂

    • @wegotguns3325
      @wegotguns3325 4 місяці тому +2

      @@punk46664 haha

  • @daytoncoates4930
    @daytoncoates4930 3 роки тому +5822

    My inner thoughts:
    “Hey now, what’s racist about this?”
    “Is it racist because the dad is white?”
    “ *O H* “

    • @loliberryyydeadaccount8735
      @loliberryyydeadaccount8735 3 роки тому +16

      @@janicekamalski5938 ikr-

    • @glennf.6016
      @glennf.6016 3 роки тому +331

      Hey you people who have nothing better off to do but look for things to call racist should get a fucking life.

    • @Astroooozi
      @Astroooozi 3 роки тому +277

      @@glennf.6016 ucking Quagmire

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 3 роки тому +199

      This is from a mockumentay called the Confederate States of America

    • @glennf.6016
      @glennf.6016 3 роки тому +48

      Look up the definition for Confederate

  • @truemenimprovedaily
    @truemenimprovedaily 2 роки тому +16962

    Are we sure this isn’t satire cause I almost passed out laughing so hard

    • @fakshen1973
      @fakshen1973 2 роки тому +2611

      Yes this is satire. It's from the mockumentary "Confederate States of America" which is set in a dystopia world where the Confederates won the Civil War and slavery continued.

    • @Twinsuns2187
      @Twinsuns2187 2 роки тому +347

      Yes satire.

    • @scottloessel6493
      @scottloessel6493 2 роки тому +165

      Yea are we sure this isn’t Chapel show or Key&Peele?

    • @SussyPoster69
      @SussyPoster69 2 роки тому +27

      @Bing Hope yep I knew. Confederate were democrats

    • @02chevyguy
      @02chevyguy 2 роки тому +106

      Looks like something from SNL.

  • @Dahlia4777
    @Dahlia4777 6 днів тому +19

    I'm surprised people aren't calling the sun racist because it's light!

  • @cro-magnoncarol4017
    @cro-magnoncarol4017 4 місяці тому +82

    "Master of the house..."
    The Joker: "Very poor choice of words!"

  • @billsmith6884
    @billsmith6884 8 років тому +3500

    It's racist because if the black guy had done his job properly and mowed the lawn, the girl would not have fallen off her bike.

    • @stupiditycrusader2368
      @stupiditycrusader2368 8 років тому +14

      XDXDXD

    • @billsmith6884
      @billsmith6884 8 років тому +69

      tuyocuyo I think that you are reading too much into this.

    • @billsmith6884
      @billsmith6884 8 років тому +34

      tuyocuyo Oh okay, you see gay people wherever you look. I think that says a lot about you.

    • @billsmith6884
      @billsmith6884 8 років тому +27

      tuyocuyo Hey, you're the one who brought up the father being gay. I think that you are just seeing what you like.

    • @shootr1303
      @shootr1303 8 років тому +17

      +Dennis Gallagher Do you even know that those lawn jockeys were used to mark houses on the Underground Railroad? People are so ignorant of history it's amazing.

  • @mr.at-stdriver3102
    @mr.at-stdriver3102 4 роки тому +2419

    This whole commercial feels like some high quality YTP

    • @Hoodie403
      @Hoodie403 3 роки тому +71

      It technically is. It's from some sort of movie where it theorizes what things would be like if the south won the Civil War or something like that.

    • @brandybarnes6471
      @brandybarnes6471 3 роки тому +6

      Amateur hour

    • @llgoldstein2710
      @llgoldstein2710 3 роки тому +23

      @@Hoodie403 It is called a mockumentary.

    • @radiopoet1330
      @radiopoet1330 3 роки тому +11

      Looks like a bad SNL skit.

    • @vallisdaemonum255
      @vallisdaemonum255 3 роки тому +8

      @@radiopoet1330 more like a good MadTV skit

  • @hermanmurry2812
    @hermanmurry2812 7 днів тому +3

    Man blackhole sun took a wierd turn before the final cut

  • @ssquared2321
    @ssquared2321 2 місяці тому +8

    This is so corny!! The banjo strumming is a nice touch!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @mal757
    @mal757 7 років тому +789

    I was waiting for...someone to steal the bike

    • @yapyap66
      @yapyap66 5 років тому +12

      lol

    • @uni-g9087
      @uni-g9087 3 роки тому +15

      I'm crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lolll

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 3 роки тому +14

      Will the dad get his pink track suit and chase after the thief on foot?

    • @djcp919
      @djcp919 3 роки тому +1

      Yo 😂😂😂

    • @PotterPossum1989
      @PotterPossum1989 3 роки тому +13

      Tyrone was stealing the rims while they were watching her ride the bike

  • @LolganSaucey
    @LolganSaucey 2 роки тому +650

    “I was in a commercial once”
    “What kind?”
    “Nvm I don’t wanna talk about it”

    • @sticksnstonespatriot1728
      @sticksnstonespatriot1728 2 роки тому +12

      Why wouldn't you want to talk about it?
      It looks like paradise...
      No crime, no gun violence and everyone leaves their doors unlocked, like in the old days.

    • @LolganSaucey
      @LolganSaucey 2 роки тому +6

      @@sticksnstonespatriot1728 these days you’ll get “canceled” for liking the wrong football team

    • @sticksnstonespatriot1728
      @sticksnstonespatriot1728 2 роки тому +2

      @@LolganSaucey true💯

    • @agent-rj6jv
      @agent-rj6jv 2 роки тому +1

      It was part of a parity show several years ago. It is available to view on UA-cam.

    • @michelfrankaraujo4394
      @michelfrankaraujo4394 Рік тому

      HORRIBLE COMMERCIAL OK?

  • @carrotcake1955
    @carrotcake1955 3 місяці тому +4

    I kept waiting on the racist part. Never came.

    • @THEREALREEZZ
      @THEREALREEZZ 23 дні тому

      At the end where it says “and their property” as the camera casually stays on the black person that was never in the commercial until it says “and their property”

  • @systemsbuster9539
    @systemsbuster9539 4 місяці тому +34

    Wow an advert portraying men and fathers in a positive light! We really must be in an alternate universe.

    • @user-vf3sg5xi4g
      @user-vf3sg5xi4g 2 місяці тому +5

      You're right. TV never portrays a normal family in a positive light.

    • @ptolemyauletesxii8642
      @ptolemyauletesxii8642 Місяць тому

      Yes, I agree. Especially a slave owning family.

    • @melindar.fischer5106
      @melindar.fischer5106 Місяць тому +5

      You missed the last words in the mockumentary ad "...and their property", referring to the black man.

  • @nyrisj
    @nyrisj 2 роки тому +834

    I first noticed his black servant woman giving him his lemonade. That was a subtle move.

    • @lewlewlaser037
      @lewlewlaser037 2 роки тому +47

      i thought it was his wife

    • @ishtlutz1261
      @ishtlutz1261 2 роки тому +40

      I thought it was his side Bish

    • @DuckHouse1
      @DuckHouse1 2 роки тому +30

      I didn't notice that till I watched it again

    • @mitchconnerandsometimesjlotoo
      @mitchconnerandsometimesjlotoo 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah no biggie who cares about skin color. Didn't register with me.

    • @zzulm
      @zzulm 2 роки тому +13

      It's conditioning, it became normal for us to see a person of color serving a white person.

  • @godssoldier4L
    @godssoldier4L 3 роки тому +1706

    Had them hedges looking right tho!

    • @rockeruss555
      @rockeruss555 2 роки тому +24

      Had "THEM" hedges???
      Hahaha! 🤣

    • @yulissaortega488
      @yulissaortega488 2 роки тому +67

      @@rockeruss555 yes. had “them” hedges looking right. 🤨 problem?

    • @These-nutz
      @These-nutz 2 роки тому +5

      Haha

    • @Meatwad.Baggins
      @Meatwad.Baggins 2 роки тому +22

      My man on that shit 🚬😎👍

    • @Batman-fk6pb
      @Batman-fk6pb 2 роки тому +11

      I really don’t understand is it a comical sketch or what?

  • @Apolitically-Correct
    @Apolitically-Correct 4 місяці тому +18

    Who the hell is that random guy in the background? That smile is so creepy

  • @ArtyEffem
    @ArtyEffem 2 місяці тому +2

    I saw nothing racist in this clip, then I rememembered: I am one.

  • @stevenedwards4470
    @stevenedwards4470 2 роки тому +389

    I was a little worried as he moved in with the slo mo condolence kiss.

    • @jasonturner2206
      @jasonturner2206 2 роки тому +32

      There are no boundaries in the Deep South..😂

    • @michaelhill7878
      @michaelhill7878 2 роки тому +44

      Yeah he went a little too Joe Biden there.

    • @corrado
      @corrado 2 роки тому +10

      It’s supposed to be parent and child 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Andrew..J
      @Andrew..J 2 роки тому +6

      Getting some Tom Brady vibes

    • @dominion104
      @dominion104 2 роки тому +7

      Oh so it wasn’t just me😂😂😂

  • @mello.1483
    @mello.1483 2 роки тому +8543

    I was so confused at first, until I saw the ending. I can’t even lie, as a black person it feels illegal to laugh

    • @scarletbelmont9022
      @scarletbelmont9022 2 роки тому +195

      This has to be a joke...it's too ridiculous lol.

    • @frshorts2099
      @frshorts2099 2 роки тому +37

      Lol 14 years ago

    • @TejasBobGOM
      @TejasBobGOM 2 роки тому +83

      Best not to learn history based on rumor and gossip, the side that wins the war tells the story.

    • @mello.1483
      @mello.1483 2 роки тому +63

      @@TejasBobGOM Of course. I wouldn’t blindly believe anything social media says when it comes to history. I’m already taking a class for it 😂

    • @pea7422
      @pea7422 2 роки тому +79

      @@mello.1483 you should barely believe what a class tells you nowadays either

  • @paullambert8701
    @paullambert8701 3 місяці тому +8

    Ah, you got me there. I took the clickbait. This is probably one of the most wholesome ads you will see.

    • @mikemccormack8993
      @mikemccormack8993 2 місяці тому

      They didn't even add the end for confederate insurance "protecting life and property' which is when they zoomed in on the black guy.

  • @TRUMPFORTHEPEOPLE
    @TRUMPFORTHEPEOPLE Місяць тому +4

    I don't see anything that is racist actually what a beautiful commercial

  • @Caeljharden
    @Caeljharden 2 роки тому +3277

    I was like “umm… so what part of this is raci- Oh… Oh noooooooooo” 😂

    • @lovepeaceandsoulfullrighto9053
      @lovepeaceandsoulfullrighto9053 2 роки тому +52

      It’s not a real ad.

    • @Caeljharden
      @Caeljharden 2 роки тому +147

      @@lovepeaceandsoulfullrighto9053 when did I say it was? Lol.

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 2 роки тому +28

      I was like
      Ummm, how the hell did I come across this? I was expecting something obnoxiously special

    • @joerogaine3093
      @joerogaine3093 2 роки тому +45

      Yeah because black yard workers is suh racist

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 2 роки тому +2

      Fucking UA-cam shorts. 😡
      I want to hate you because of that oh no oh no no BS but I know that’s not what you meant. I’m sorry.

  • @The1707regina
    @The1707regina 7 років тому +2668

    I'm black and I'm laughing at this...the black man at the end just pops out of nowhere. I'm share this on Facebook lolololololol

    • @bonniehantu
      @bonniehantu 7 років тому +45

      renee p you do realise that it says the black man is the property of the white man...?

    • @joshfilmsstuff9769
      @joshfilmsstuff9769 7 років тому +152

      you do realize it's a satirical ad, right?

    • @bonniehantu
      @bonniehantu 7 років тому +16

      Josh B Of course i do, but the "joke" is based on racist practices, isnt it?

    • @bonniehantu
      @bonniehantu 7 років тому +24

      WideAwakeism so basically what youre saying is "haha get it? its funny because the black guy is the property of the white family! haha how fun was slavery"

    • @erocktheartist
      @erocktheartist 7 років тому +22

      Lmao bruh was just cheeseing 😂😂😂😂

  • @Dannybythebanana
    @Dannybythebanana 4 місяці тому +7

    As a Mexican, I was too busy working in the front doing landscaping.
    I hope I can get a 3¢ raise soon, 26¢/hr is killer in a $25/hr economy.

  • @lebronshairline4768
    @lebronshairline4768 3 місяці тому +12

    How is this racist?

    • @mets23q
      @mets23q 14 днів тому

      Because it looks like he is their slave

    • @SnausageVonBrathearst
      @SnausageVonBrathearst 4 дні тому +1

      after the camera was turned off, Tyrone decided to kill whitey with the hedge clippers and then rape and kill the kids

    • @koleberdinoch926
      @koleberdinoch926 2 дні тому

      Because it depicts a black guy with a big tool giving his bush a trim

    • @crw662
      @crw662 2 дні тому

      The last line clearly showed the black worker When talking about property. It’s from a satirical documentary and is supposed to be a commercial in the confederate states of America if the south would have won.

  • @gracelikerain87
    @gracelikerain87 2 роки тому +302

    To me, it looked like that’s his secret son. Lol

    • @eltravo2112
      @eltravo2112 2 роки тому +9

      Daughters bf 😂

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 2 роки тому +3

      Possibly.

    • @mrrogers88
      @mrrogers88 2 роки тому +2

      To you, s-human. To YOU

    • @mrrogers88
      @mrrogers88 2 роки тому +1

      @@eltravo2112 Jogger laughing emoji huehuehuehue cuz whut u sed iz sum kinda legit ting huehuehuehue
      Happy missing link ape having a laugh to its s-human ignorant self

    • @PutraMaqbulIhsanBasyar
      @PutraMaqbulIhsanBasyar 2 роки тому +3

      Knowing there is black woman serving him juice at beginning I think you right.

  • @biketrailing4277
    @biketrailing4277 Рік тому +5386

    As a black man in his early 70's, I can tell you this is not only hilarious, but wells up a feeling of unexpected nostalgia. Good times man.

    • @sarahzitzmann8860
      @sarahzitzmann8860 Рік тому +35

      Haha ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @TheLepke2011
      @TheLepke2011 Рік тому +34

      @@JayTX. I find this comment offensive.

    • @noobbutbetter
      @noobbutbetter Рік тому +67

      @@TheLepke2011 I find this reply offensive. Please delete and if you don't the twitter furries cancel you.

    • @stevenhombrados1530
      @stevenhombrados1530 Рік тому +48

      Ahhhh nostalgia…. A place where even living through the holocaust could bring in warm fuzzy feelings. lol ( being sarcastic, thou… )

    • @gaiusoctavius5935
      @gaiusoctavius5935 Рік тому +15

      @@noobbutbetter I find this comment offensive please delete it before you get fired from your job

  • @StarDustMoonRocket
    @StarDustMoonRocket Місяць тому +2

    It's racist because it features a wholesome family?

  • @PopCultureAnticSS
    @PopCultureAnticSS Годину тому

    Plot twist the guy in the backs thinking “IF ONLY YOU KNEW;)”hahaha

  • @r.j.powers381
    @r.j.powers381 2 роки тому +4773

    OMG!! I was in shock, my incredulity growing right up until the 'gardener' smiled. I burst out laughing for a good few minutes. This is like a SNL sketch.

    • @jasonroberts6080
      @jasonroberts6080 2 роки тому +63

      I bet they have one of those statues at the end of the driveway of the black boy dressed in a hat and red horse riding outfit holding a lantern

    • @kenm8376
      @kenm8376 2 роки тому +56

      @@jasonroberts6080 That's what my yard is missing!! Thanks, I'm going to buy one for each side of my driveway. BTW, they're called lawn jockeys.

    • @jasonroberts6080
      @jasonroberts6080 2 роки тому +8

      @@kenm8376 thanks, I forgot the correct lingo!!

    • @jujubegold
      @jujubegold 2 роки тому +27

      This is satire. A joke

    • @Slimpickinsorl
      @Slimpickinsorl 2 роки тому +12

      @@jujubegold is it key and peele?
      It looks the quality of the vacuum Chappelle left at Comedy Central early 2000’s.
      If not what show is this?

  • @hdave5668
    @hdave5668 2 роки тому +379

    the way he was smiling at the end. gotta keep them hedges clean bro 💀

    • @ginatorres677
      @ginatorres677 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🙈🤣

    • @CrazyMonkey9414
      @CrazyMonkey9414 2 роки тому +1

      🤣😂

    • @glecservices3114
      @glecservices3114 2 роки тому +4

      It’s reflective today, a lot of black people get offered cleaning jobs, in night clubs and even in banks I see them all the time, it’s not even funny it’s disrespectful, This is why judgement is on the earth and a lot of people are going to suffer because god himself is sick of the wickedness that people on earth are doing and it all starts in peoples hearts, there was nothing funny about slavery, and there is nothing funny about all the black kids that are dying

    • @oaks_ie
      @oaks_ie 2 роки тому +2

      @@glecservices3114 Comedy!

    • @glecservices3114
      @glecservices3114 2 роки тому +1

      @@oaks_ie did you say real life is comedy,

  • @therealkaoscooking
    @therealkaoscooking 18 годин тому

    Idk if I trust that gardener's smile, he's probably eyeing that bike that was left on the ground.

  • @edfastasa8216
    @edfastasa8216 29 днів тому +3

    As a european:
    I don't understand 🤔

  • @pnutbutrncrackers
    @pnutbutrncrackers 8 років тому +342

    Moral of the story: Making a child learn to ride their bike on clumpy, overgrown grass without a push is a poor idea.

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W Рік тому +5

      What if it was an "off-road" bike?

    • @thebroughamshow6985
      @thebroughamshow6985 Рік тому

      @@Agent1W what if you find a message in what your lips flap

    • @beenrue5672
      @beenrue5672 Рік тому +3

      Of course the grass is overgrown with that landscaper ! LMAO I JOKE!! 😁😁

    • @orbitty1354
      @orbitty1354 Рік тому +5

      Obviously that smiling black fellar didn't do a good job. 🤣

    • @scarystardust6095
      @scarystardust6095 Рік тому

      She's like, fucking 9 and can't ride a bike... 😂😂😂

  • @chiefpontiac1800
    @chiefpontiac1800 3 роки тому +314

    That lawn needs work. A true confederate dad would not allow brown patches on his green grass.

    • @peterj903
      @peterj903 2 роки тому +18

      Unless they were trimming the hedges....

    • @GeoffCK
      @GeoffCK 2 роки тому +3

      @@peterj903 lol

    • @CHAJIHAD25
      @CHAJIHAD25 2 роки тому +7

      I don't think they like to be called brown patches anymore..

    • @windetta551
      @windetta551 2 роки тому +5

      @@CHAJIHAD25
      Bruh

    • @r.i.pyoutube6881
      @r.i.pyoutube6881 2 роки тому +1

      Lol now do one about you pilgrims 😂

  • @Snookynibbles
    @Snookynibbles 25 днів тому +3

    chorus:
    Oh, I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
    In Dixie land I’ll take my stand
    To live and die in Dixie
    Away, away, away down south in Dixie
    Away, away, away down south in Dixie
    verses:
    Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton
    Old times there are not forgotten
    Look away! Look away!
    Look away! Dixie Land
    In Dixie land where I was born in
    Early on one frosty mornin’
    Look away! Look away!
    Look away! Dixie Land
    Old Missus marry Will, the weaver
    William was a gay deceiver
    Look away! Look away!
    Look away! Dixie Land
    But when he put his arm around her
    He smiled as fierce as a forty pounder
    Look away! Look away!
    Look away! Dixie Land
    His face was sharp as a butcher’s cleaver
    But that did not seem to grieve her
    Look away! Look away!
    Look away! Dixie Land
    Old Missus acted the foolish part
    And died for a man that broke her heart
    Look away! Look away!
    Look away! Dixie Land

  • @patrickraymaker5325
    @patrickraymaker5325 4 місяці тому +2

    …And upon hearing the banjo playing, the kid from the movie “Deliverance” would appear.

  • @joshb6420
    @joshb6420 Рік тому +3360

    Nothing boils my blood like a happy family and a smiling landscaper

    • @itsnotme-jl9jt
      @itsnotme-jl9jt Рік тому +80

      You don't like landscapers? Weird. There's good money in landscaping

    • @suggiethames9870
      @suggiethames9870 Рік тому +39

      What is wrong with being a landscaper?

    • @bigshoots1181
      @bigshoots1181 Рік тому +85

      Sarcasm

    • @BLEnterpriseLincoln
      @BLEnterpriseLincoln Рік тому +137

      Lmao we are landscapers, and white, think about that for just a minute 😂😂. The only racist thing here is the comments and title of this video. I saw people, just plain old people. Stop creating racism!

    • @jaykay5580
      @jaykay5580 Рік тому +61

      as a landscaper, i would never trust a smiling landscaper. actually i don't trust anyone who smiles. anyway i find a dour approach to landscaping is best.

  • @arifaith8588
    @arifaith8588 7 років тому +941

    The video is from a mockumentry, people

    • @ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming
      @ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming 7 років тому +53

      They're too stupid to realize that though lol
      "Research? WHATS THAT? HURRR.
      DIS IZ LEFTIST PROGOGUNDA!!!"

    • @ashleycovey9037
      @ashleycovey9037 7 років тому +16

      ScootsNB Only a true liberal thinks the word research is synonymous with the name Google. And you even invented your own language. You must be smart. 😉😂😂😂

    • @scottm5972
      @scottm5972 7 років тому +4

      ScootsNB Ahh, friendly fire in this target rich environment is inevitable ;)

    • @ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming
      @ScootsNBhistorybehindthegaming 7 років тому +2

      +Scott M Welp.
      I fell for your bait. Should have known better.

    • @scottm5972
      @scottm5972 7 років тому +1

      ScootsNB lol, no you were right, I misread your post. I'm on like twenty threads posting insults so I wasn't paying close attention 😂

  • @fredicagoillanoise1309
    @fredicagoillanoise1309 5 годин тому

    The ethnically vague Brother at the end is definitely part of that family too...he smiled like "yeah!...that's right, you see me!" Somebody wasn't so "confederate" now, were they? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @manolocast1999
    @manolocast1999 День тому

    It is a message with a double meaning: when he says "dad" the gardener is behind him with a huge smile, who knows who the real "dad" is. 😎

  • @miacarlany
    @miacarlany Рік тому +336

    this is a comedy skit not a commercial.

    • @ForkInTheRoad33
      @ForkInTheRoad33 Рік тому +9

      Did you know if you say gullible fast enough it sounds like you're saying oranges?

    • @richardmiranda640
      @richardmiranda640 Рік тому +9

      It’s a theatrical presentation of a fictional commercial.

    • @kgthompson5814
      @kgthompson5814 Рік тому

      You were a tube baby, don't be delusional. Unless you have tested your blood for synthetic human syrup you can't be 100 percent sure.

    • @hdhrhsk
      @hdhrhsk Рік тому +4

      thanks, now because of you i’m not able to laugh my behind off

    • @californiaandwashington1377
      @californiaandwashington1377 Рік тому +1

      @@ForkInTheRoad33 no it’s wo

  • @robertb8629
    @robertb8629 2 роки тому +82

    This is from a "what if"docudrama discussing what America would be like if the Confederacy won the civil war.

    • @stitzefilms299
      @stitzefilms299 2 роки тому +6

      thank you for preventing the spread of false misleading information, sir.

    • @fee1776
      @fee1776 2 роки тому +6

      Slavery would be obsolete due to two factors. One, farming was being automated in the late 1870s. Two, Britain the largest textile manufacturer in the world successfully cultivate cotton in Egypt that was as soft and white as southern cotton at lower cost. The southern cotton plantations would be cost out of business by these post ACW turn of events.

    • @thesurvivalist1996
      @thesurvivalist1996 2 роки тому +4

      Well at least we wouldn't have to deal with the extremly sensitive sjws ruining the world for us. There is only one option when dealing with mutated leftists. The final solution.

    • @pemdemica1712
      @pemdemica1712 2 роки тому

      @@thesurvivalist1996 Hey slave lover, go back to your trailer park.

  • @doscuramenos
    @doscuramenos 3 дні тому +1

    Well, maybe the black guy in the end was a covert, like a private security undercover officer or something, working for that company.. He was the protector of the house, actually.. Maybe, anyone?..

  • @smittysmeee
    @smittysmeee 4 місяці тому +1

    Yeah but we need more commercials telling fathers it's their job to provide, let's be real.

  • @cyberberriez
    @cyberberriez 2 роки тому +241

    I love how her face is like DADDY MY LEG IT HURTS IM BLeeeDInG when grass is literally so soft- 💀

    • @sumdumbmick
      @sumdumbmick 2 роки тому

      that's the real reason it's racist. only white skin is that delicate.

    • @GGJiaJia
      @GGJiaJia Рік тому +6

      😂

    • @ReginaTrans_
      @ReginaTrans_ Рік тому +3

      I know, everyone's faces like OMGGGG, before they showed she fell from the bike, I thought she was ran over or something

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 Рік тому +4

      SOMEONE didn't do a good enough job cutting the grass

    • @cyberberriez
      @cyberberriez Рік тому

      @@Dr170 ikr lol

  • @GordonMiller
    @GordonMiller 7 років тому +1970

    Even the tires on the bicycle were WHITE. Hahaha.

    • @TheLio666
      @TheLio666 7 років тому +7

      good point haha

    • @tacomagnet4445
      @tacomagnet4445 7 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @tacomagnet4445
      @tacomagnet4445 7 років тому +21

      2002films
      Im sure it was just a joke u dipshit💀

    • @2002films
      @2002films 7 років тому +4

      Taco Magnet Calling someone a dipshit shows your bigotry

    • @user-xt9ug1ht3s
      @user-xt9ug1ht3s 7 років тому +46

      i switched from white to black tires thinking id go faster, instead they stopped working

  • @kreyolees
    @kreyolees 3 місяці тому +1

    Ohh I thought it was just a sexist ad til the last second, you got me fooled!

  • @sligobhoy8152
    @sligobhoy8152 7 днів тому +2

    Should we all be racist now Father?

  • @tanner-rh6oo
    @tanner-rh6oo 8 років тому +424

    I think that the gardener is also trimming the wife's bush, too.

    • @rachelek9563
      @rachelek9563 8 років тому +16

      +tanner122772 He is way hotter than the Pillsbury Doughboy she is married to.

    • @tanner-rh6oo
      @tanner-rh6oo 8 років тому +2

      +Polly Ester haha!!!

    • @ChristianInHollywood
      @ChristianInHollywood 8 років тому +5

      +Polly Ester You guys are sick if you think that, he's a kid! Yuck. :P

    • @lunacomputacion
      @lunacomputacion 8 років тому +10

      +tanner122772 she and the gardener look too happy and the husband looks stupid enough

    • @amywagreich9042
      @amywagreich9042 8 років тому +1

      lol lol lol lol!!!!!

  • @johnnynbk
    @johnnynbk 6 років тому +256

    Gotta admit that's one beautiful old house.

    • @averynotfound8220
      @averynotfound8220 3 роки тому +4

      Ikr

    • @BlueydaHeeler
      @BlueydaHeeler 3 роки тому +4

      Agreed

    • @JeckoSTARlaloo
      @JeckoSTARlaloo 2 роки тому +1

      True.

    • @weasley2o13
      @weasley2o13 2 роки тому +3

      It really is. I didn't notice it until I watched it the third time. I wouldn't mind living in it honestly.

    • @spartacus7216
      @spartacus7216 2 роки тому

      @@weasley2o13 I honestly don't understand the advert. Can someone please explain to me?🙏

  • @mailliw8647
    @mailliw8647 4 місяці тому +8

    I used to laugh at things like this but then my sense of humor got canceled

  • @cantonllc
    @cantonllc 9 днів тому +1

    Hello, 13 % of population is in 86% of all American commercials today, that’s racist.

  • @dutchcountryman1290
    @dutchcountryman1290 2 роки тому +39

    Well, at least they included his son-by-another-mother there at the end.

    • @marichat5361
      @marichat5361 2 роки тому

      Plot twist: the black maid giving him lemonade is black guys mom and he's the dad

  • @alexiscondit898
    @alexiscondit898 2 роки тому +727

    I was already laughing before the end, I thought the whole thing was intended as a joke. But the ending really snuck up on me, got me good.

    • @thisguy4505
      @thisguy4505 2 роки тому +26

      It is a joke. It's from the movie The Confederate States of America. Good movie.

    • @bratisma9993
      @bratisma9993 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, lol the ending got me too.

    • @roberthunt4991
      @roberthunt4991 2 роки тому +4

      Y do people lie you did not know it was a joke before the ending! It’s not possible! Stop already.

    • @FreeSpiritPaulette
      @FreeSpiritPaulette 2 роки тому +4

      @@roberthunt4991 what the Devil are you so pressed about

    • @GabrielSchlaefer
      @GabrielSchlaefer 2 роки тому

      It is intended as a joke.

  • @Handtutweh
    @Handtutweh 4 місяці тому +2

    As a Chinese, I feel left out

  • @sparklelite1076
    @sparklelite1076 3 роки тому +514

    *After 13 years old, youtube decided to recomand me now in 2021*

  • @blaksmith313
    @blaksmith313 2 роки тому +3455

    This would've been hilarious if Dave Chappelle created it🤣

  • @hadiferlan3760
    @hadiferlan3760 2 місяці тому +3

    Good ol' American nuclear family commercial.

  • @foucault8964
    @foucault8964 18 днів тому

    From mockumentary “Confederate States of America” …a what if we lost the Civil War. Brilliant.

  • @rullmourn1142
    @rullmourn1142 3 роки тому +63

    I was expecting them to say "No matter what they call you, at the end of the day, you're still the master."

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 Рік тому +2426

    Everybody's talking about her riding on the grass, but I'm concerned as to how she managed to HURT herself on the grass!

    • @53greenhill
      @53greenhill Рік тому +90

      They cut out the part where she got sideswiped by Billy Bob joyriding in the General Lee.

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. Рік тому +1

      She's a weakling. Throw her into the pit with the rest of the weaklings.

    • @firebladetenn6633
      @firebladetenn6633 Рік тому +56

      Skidding on the grass, or hitting a rock are fantastically painful.

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 Рік тому +13

      @@firebladetenn6633
      I've certainly never been hurt by skidding on grass, and I doubt there'd be a single rock in that lawn if they have a literal slave to make sure there aren't any. Don't see any rocks in the video itself.

    • @firebladetenn6633
      @firebladetenn6633 Рік тому +36

      @@ob2kenobi388 Rocks aren't the issue. I've known people who literally had skin disappear sliding on grass. Granted, they were going at much higher speeds than that girl was, but the point remains, you CAN get hurt on regular grass.

  • @Shelly-op1kx
    @Shelly-op1kx Місяць тому +2

    Clickbait? How is this racist? The thing that most people are concerned about is the fact that the child is learning to ride a bike on the grass lol. Geez people.🤦‍♀️

  • @VivusLux
    @VivusLux 18 днів тому +1

    What is this?! The hand that rocks the cradle?! 😁

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme 10 років тому +83

    How is this racist? Just because a black guy appeared at the end? I don't see how that's racist.

    • @TheRobinator143
      @TheRobinator143 10 років тому +60

      Perhaps because it says 'and their property' when the black guy appears on screen?

    • @ChillOutHomeScout
      @ChillOutHomeScout 10 років тому +2

      Robbe Saesen wow i can herdly even read thouse words lol i never learned to spell plus I suck at reading :/

    • @Legless_Orphan
      @Legless_Orphan 10 років тому +10

      I'm pretty sure it's racist because it says Confederate Family... So anyone who's been through school knows Confederates were pro-slavery and pro-slavery usually means your a bigot too.

    • @mathiesonsterling4946
      @mathiesonsterling4946 10 років тому +5

      It's from a mockumentary of if the South won the civil war

    • @loptr7752
      @loptr7752 10 років тому +6

      LadyxCharm1 You should study some history. The Civil War was NOT started over slavery.

  • @darkspark5854
    @darkspark5854 Рік тому +668

    The smile he gives at the end is priceless.

    • @111highgh
      @111highgh Рік тому +7

      Everything you say is, "I'm a black man this, I'm a black man that."

    • @jaybiggs97
      @jaybiggs97 Рік тому +9

      Like how he happy he is with his place at the white man's table...

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. Рік тому +17

      He's actually the dad.

    • @Empathy4Animals411
      @Empathy4Animals411 Рік тому +2

      @@jaybiggs97 Now THAT's RAY-SIST! He's not even sitting at a table. SMFH

    • @robinreality9979
      @robinreality9979 Рік тому +1

      He knows something 🤔😉

  • @paulk5311
    @paulk5311 4 місяці тому +1

    too many people are all set to get offended by anything that comes along.

  • @amelierenoncule
    @amelierenoncule 2 місяці тому +1

    YEE HAW !...yer damn straight. ["NO daughter of mine is playing ping-pong ! ]

  • @sosagefanger
    @sosagefanger 8 років тому +66

    I thought I was watching an ad to watch an ad.

  • @rcortez911
    @rcortez911 5 місяців тому +1146

    As a Mexican, I feel left out 😢

    • @mr.butterworth4216
      @mr.butterworth4216 5 місяців тому +61

      Don’t be, that landscaper looks like he could be black or Mexican. Good casting choice.

    • @foxpopuli6982
      @foxpopuli6982 5 місяців тому +52

      Don't worry, amigo! We white southerners have changed over the years. We would *absolutely* have you mow our grass, these days!

    • @rcortez911
      @rcortez911 5 місяців тому +64

      @@foxpopuli6982 gracias amigo! The women are so considerate, they always wants us to cut grass when the husband is working so we don’t disturb them. I always appreciate the bath after mowing her grass

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 5 місяців тому +2

      lmao

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 5 місяців тому +5

      @@rcortez911 lmao x2

  • @EmilyTienne
    @EmilyTienne 3 місяці тому +2

    Isn’t age 11 a little old to start learning how to ride the bicycle?

  • @adiconsdaple8026
    @adiconsdaple8026 Місяць тому +2

    Okay. And WHAT exactly is now "racist" in this Commercial?????

  • @sprattonburnett
    @sprattonburnett 2 роки тому +278

    It looks like the father is also the gardener’s “dad”, too! 😆

  • @alanw505
    @alanw505 3 роки тому +37

    "My wife keeps me in line no matter how many guys are in front of me"- Rodney Dangerfield

  • @dalehammond1749
    @dalehammond1749 5 місяців тому +1

    This seems funny to today's generation. Back just a few decades in America a man was expected to provide for his family if he was physically able. Most moms weren't employed outside the home (accept during war time). A man who didn't provide for his own was considered a "gigolo" and other man looked down on him. That's history and along with spankings this mindset in long gone in this country.

  • @c5cpe
    @c5cpe 4 місяці тому

    My friend taught me with a 125cc motorcycle on the grass; bad move, when I had to turn.
    Until this day, I still think I should have learn on concrete and got over my fear by “making” my confidence get up to speed(no pun)…

  • @whatutalkinboutwillis6122
    @whatutalkinboutwillis6122 Рік тому +66

    The strumming on the banjo really sells it

    • @ssquared2321
      @ssquared2321 3 місяці тому +1

      LOL !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @s-sentialbizness7283
    @s-sentialbizness7283 2 роки тому +839

    This is SO much like an SNL skit, only without the audience laughter! 😂

    • @ExtrackterYT
      @ExtrackterYT 2 роки тому +41

      no, this was funny... SNL isn't (any longer).

    • @jessperson9750
      @jessperson9750 2 роки тому +18

      Does SNL have real people laughing still? I thought they started using laugh tracks when Chris Farrley & Adam Sandler left.

    • @imhappyandyou.4003
      @imhappyandyou.4003 2 роки тому +16

      SNL died long ago.

    • @slyfox4564
      @slyfox4564 2 роки тому +7

      If it was snl itd be unfunny and cringe

    • @s-sentialbizness7283
      @s-sentialbizness7283 2 роки тому +5

      Some of you people have obviously NEVER seen an SNL skit from the 70s - early 90s... 😒 That's what I was referring to, NOT today's lame SNL "comedy" crap!
      Sorry, maybe I should've rephrased it: This is SO much like an *old* SNL skit.....

  • @CollaborativeFilms
    @CollaborativeFilms 4 місяці тому

    How nice of them to have adopted an African-American son to help with the front lawn chores! Now that's what I call a wholesome American family!

  • @PutItAway101
    @PutItAway101 4 місяці тому +1

    I come back here every year or two to laugh at the comments from people who don't get the joke

  • @TheKeenTribe
    @TheKeenTribe 6 років тому +132

    This is from an independent movie called "The Confederate States of America".
    It's about "What If The South Won The Civil War?".

    • @mad4nertz
      @mad4nertz 4 роки тому +12

      Hmmm... If...then there would be no Reoublucans, no women's right to vote, zero civil rights acts (except 1964), Jim Crow still in effect, KKK still killing people and paying off law enforcement...

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 3 роки тому +12

      @@mad4nertz They wouldn’t need the KKK who were only founded as a reaction to losing the war

    • @jackfarrell4727
      @jackfarrell4727 3 роки тому +1

      Yes you are correct I saw that also, a great piece of cinema

    • @georgewebber6283
      @georgewebber6283 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/0zH9FsttLT4/v-deo.html

    • @infinitecanadian
      @infinitecanadian 3 роки тому +1

      @@mad4nertz KKK supposedly started because the Confederacy lost the war.

  • @GregCalleja
    @GregCalleja 8 років тому +14

    0:46 *_Heyyyyyyyy, how you doin?_*

  • @user-fh7co8kw6o
    @user-fh7co8kw6o 11 днів тому +1

    Racist is just another word for difficult truth none the less.

  • @awaken77
    @awaken77 4 місяці тому +2

    As non-American person i didnt get it. so what exactly is racist? "master of the house"?

    • @Humanophage
      @Humanophage 4 місяці тому

      Calling the black man property, but the subliminal message is that a fully white undiverse healthy family is 'racist', and 'racism' must be eliminated.

  • @133col
    @133col 9 років тому +49

    And even then, look at how he happy he is, having a job, living in security, being taken care of...
    Instead of selling drugs on the street or hanging out at KFC all day.

    • @katsparkle1065
      @katsparkle1065 9 років тому +8

      You racist fuck

    • @harryandruschak2843
      @harryandruschak2843 9 років тому +2

      133col CAPUT TUUM IN ANO EST (Latin)
      You hit the nail on the head :)

    • @133col
      @133col 9 років тому +1

      Harry Andruschak No one can take that happiness away from him.

    • @harryandruschak2843
      @harryandruschak2843 9 років тому

      delonte bailey You failed High School Latin, of course

    • @higuys6133
      @higuys6133 9 років тому

      133col :/ you were funny until you added the kfc part. that's a inncurate stereotype you just plopped in to seem funnier.

  • @shiveringtimber49
    @shiveringtimber49 Рік тому +900

    The fact that they called him the "master" of the house was so perfect 🤣

    • @slickspace4863
      @slickspace4863 Рік тому +42

      The text at the end with "protecting property" as it shows the black man

    • @OsasFix
      @OsasFix Рік тому +7

      @@slickspace4863 He need a DNA test 🤓

    • @guyguyver7552
      @guyguyver7552 Рік тому +1

      Look at all the societal dysfunction now, since society don't want dads in charge of the family anymore...😊👎

    • @LionOfKingston
      @LionOfKingston Рік тому

      Gardener fucking his wife ahahaha that is what I got from the ending

    • @yurilouback6331
      @yurilouback6331 Рік тому

      I can imagine him being all whiny like "Im the master of the house! You all gotta do what I say!"
      Meanwhile his wife is banging the gardner guy

  • @samuelrodrigues3501
    @samuelrodrigues3501 Місяць тому +1

    Hey, Hedges gotta be taken care of.

  • @thecrossedtheroadfund4289
    @thecrossedtheroadfund4289 15 днів тому

    Now do a commercial on a typical day in downtown Memphis, Tennessee 😆

  • @cosmo5164
    @cosmo5164 Рік тому +68

    0:44 "and their property" was perfect

    • @vincent_hall
      @vincent_hall Рік тому

      Oh, I see.
      But that dude is tending their property.

    • @Chris-rg6nm
      @Chris-rg6nm Рік тому +1

      That's his son

  • @raerae1985
    @raerae1985 4 роки тому +135

    That banjo, though.

  • @117rebel
    @117rebel 2 місяці тому +1

    The way things are supposed to be!

  • @JacobAnaya369
    @JacobAnaya369 10 днів тому

    Dude cutting the hedges is like yeah raise my child bruh… moms like if he only knew…

  • @PatriaPrimum
    @PatriaPrimum 3 роки тому +150

    This is America if the Republicans and I lost the civil war against the southern Democrats.

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 3 роки тому +17

      How the roles have switched

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 3 роки тому +4

      @@dominusanuli3595 yep

    • @LedplimmyXD
      @LedplimmyXD 3 роки тому +16

      @@dominusanuli3595 funny how the KKK leader was a democrat senate member a few decades back. If there was a party switch that means Reagan and Nixon are democrats.

    • @dominusanuli3595
      @dominusanuli3595 3 роки тому +7

      @@LedplimmyXD what does being a demorat have to do with it? I hate them. Libertarians are pogchamp, we need guns to keep our asses safe

    • @LedplimmyXD
      @LedplimmyXD 3 роки тому +2

      @@dominusanuli3595 I thought you were saying that there was a party switch lol