The Whitest Thing In The Universe

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
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  • @puzzLEGO
    @puzzLEGO 2 роки тому +6516

    “The whitest thing I’ve ever seen” me when switching from dark mode to light mode on any app

    • @jevils_
      @jevils_ 2 роки тому +45

      discord

    • @CowKirbo
      @CowKirbo 2 роки тому +6

      Yup

    • @CowKirbo
      @CowKirbo 2 роки тому +14

      @@jevils_ reddit, youtube, Twitter, do I need to go on?

    • @bytekast
      @bytekast 2 роки тому +3

      Too good I use the dark reader extension on every site and dark mode on every software.

    • @bytekast
      @bytekast 2 роки тому +16

      I never, ever switch to light mode because the last time I did that I had a stroke and died.

  • @PsychoticBovine
    @PsychoticBovine 2 роки тому +78390

    "The whitest thing I've ever seen": Strangers upon seeing me on the beach.

    • @Barry-Sweaty
      @Barry-Sweaty 2 роки тому +1904

      The Pale Force Avenger

    • @PsychoticBovine
      @PsychoticBovine 2 роки тому +280

      @@Barry-Sweaty lol

    • @Me-wx1mt
      @Me-wx1mt 2 роки тому +1366

      "the reddest thing I've ever seen" is what they're saying after I go to the beach lmao

    • @aviatium7806
      @aviatium7806 2 роки тому +480

      @@Me-wx1mt Don’t let your dermatologist see this

    • @PsychoticBovine
      @PsychoticBovine 2 роки тому +2

      @@Me-wx1mt Yeah, that takes time. White as uncooked chicken, red as a monkey's butt after 30 minutes. No in between.

  • @REC_Less
    @REC_Less 2 роки тому +9764

    “This is the Whitest thing in the universe”
    Steve Harvey’s teeth: I took that personally..

  • @TPPNeon
    @TPPNeon Місяць тому +451

    The whitest thing in the universe is actually the line at Starbucks

    • @itzspartan5524
      @itzspartan5524 17 днів тому +8

      This should have more likes and comments, this is so true😂

    • @TheLittleJerryChannel
      @TheLittleJerryChannel 17 днів тому +3

      Truest comment I've ever seen

    • @peterparquer1873
      @peterparquer1873 17 днів тому +4

      What about a Coldplay concert crowd....? 😶

    • @TPPNeon
      @TPPNeon 17 днів тому +1

      @@peterparquer1873 ha e you seen the line

    • @Lionheart1188
      @Lionheart1188 13 днів тому

      Racist asf! Reverse the rolls and yall be crying the same BS buzzword, pathetic.

  • @EricH_1983
    @EricH_1983 2 роки тому +4474

    "This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!"
    You've obviously never seen my dad with his white sock and sandal combo on.

    • @jupiteruniverse8683
      @jupiteruniverse8683 2 роки тому +1

      Who even wants to see that shit in the first place?

    • @toxicity6629
      @toxicity6629 2 роки тому +8

      Lmfao

    • @peter-subramanian
      @peter-subramanian 2 роки тому +43

      Alternately, "my dad with his white socks and sandals reflects over 99% of light hitting him"

    • @zeninfinity6645
      @zeninfinity6645 2 роки тому +8

      Got us in the first half ngl

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 2 роки тому +7

      "This is the whitest thing I've ever seen"
      Incoming racial jokes. Better check the comments.
      Did not disappoint 😆

  • @GuitarsTheory
    @GuitarsTheory 2 роки тому +117980

    This is just begging to be memed

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion 2 роки тому +4108

      Yeah I heard that "whitest thing" line and was like I've seen a lot ppl on TikTok this could fit.

    • @Nikki0417
      @Nikki0417 2 роки тому +599

      I thought that the whole time.

    • @keki4578
      @keki4578 2 роки тому +794

      Fr fr, a little disappointed with the comments

    • @gigachad2632
      @gigachad2632 2 роки тому +63

      600th

    • @BigPurp9
      @BigPurp9 2 роки тому +205

      I got 5 seconds in and I knew I had to restart the video and screen record so I can get some new meme content 🤣🤣

  • @Spwam
    @Spwam 2 роки тому +13515

    You zoom into it and see “ live laugh love” engraved in a fancy font

    • @joshuagoodsell9330
      @joshuagoodsell9330 2 роки тому +428

      Lol this is the only actually funny comment I've seen in this thread

    • @reelashton0769
      @reelashton0769 2 роки тому +32

      @@joshuagoodsell9330 fr

    • @xoryfi
      @xoryfi 2 роки тому +44

      LMAO

    • @kane_8376
      @kane_8376 2 роки тому +63

      Thank you for that I actually laughed just before bed 😂

    • @markjade3587
      @markjade3587 2 роки тому +15

      💀

  • @Toryplayzgames
    @Toryplayzgames Місяць тому +46

    "This is the whitest thing I've ever seen"
    the line at Starbucks

  • @ponysuplex160
    @ponysuplex160 2 роки тому +16051

    “Whitest thing in the universe”
    Clearly hasn’t heard me rap

    • @Carnibee
      @Carnibee 2 роки тому +636

      “My money don’t jiggle jiggle…”

    • @membryo9247
      @membryo9247 2 роки тому +421

      "It folds"

    • @Artmusemaruti
      @Artmusemaruti 2 роки тому +376

      “I’d like to see you wiggle wiggle…”

    • @alexanderjames6274
      @alexanderjames6274 2 роки тому +286

      Fo sho

    • @coolkidA1
      @coolkidA1 2 роки тому +277

      Make me want to dribble, dribble

  • @AkumaDayo
    @AkumaDayo 2 роки тому +10601

    "The whitest thing I've ever seen"
    What people say when I emerge from my dark cave

    • @smartwatchonpluto
      @smartwatchonpluto 2 роки тому +127

      Hold my khakis

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 2 роки тому +92

      @@smartwatchonpluto I actually do often wear khakis funnily enough lmfao 💀

    • @meirin5316
      @meirin5316 2 роки тому +29

      @@AkumaDayo maybe that is a us thing.. you know.. us cavechildren of the universe

    • @spongebobsquarepants3223
      @spongebobsquarepants3223 2 роки тому +5

      He said white, not pink.

    • @borednotanymore1147
      @borednotanymore1147 2 роки тому +7

      I’ve seen twitter

  • @BlitzedPort
    @BlitzedPort 2 роки тому +5343

    "This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!"
    I need that audio clip.

    • @Izak213
      @Izak213 2 роки тому +86

      Screen record then convert to mp3

    • @BlitzedPort
      @BlitzedPort 2 роки тому +11

      @@Izak213 👀

    • @oscarjalfaro
      @oscarjalfaro 2 роки тому +14

      Give me your email, I'll send it to you. DM me

    • @BlitzedPort
      @BlitzedPort 2 роки тому +10

      @@oscarjalfaro what a legend! How can I DM you?

    • @白キロ
      @白キロ 2 роки тому +4

      meme it!

  • @monkeylady8150
    @monkeylady8150 Місяць тому +19

    People in dentist commercials

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 3 місяці тому +2968

    _"Whitest thing in the universe."_
    Clearly you've never seen me wearing shorts. I once walked past an automatic night light and it turned off.

    • @aidenfarr8900
      @aidenfarr8900 3 місяці тому +180

      You're lucky, I went swimming on a busy beach, and blind population was increased by 1%

    • @star80doessdastuff
      @star80doessdastuff 3 місяці тому +62

      That's crazy 😭😭😭

    • @jannacoyote4246
      @jannacoyote4246 3 місяці тому +35

      @@aidenfarr8900 ; Really? What was it like swimming in sand? 😉💜🏊🏼‍♀️⛱️🏐💜😅

    • @fredk.2001
      @fredk.2001 3 місяці тому +48

      ​@@jannacoyote4246, moderately harder than swimming in water.

    • @BamBam88
      @BamBam88 3 місяці тому +7

      Lol 😆👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Cheng-nm4cc
    @Cheng-nm4cc 3 місяці тому +14438

    discord light mode:

    • @Okami_gris
      @Okami_gris 3 місяці тому +173

      AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @CinnamonYar
      @CinnamonYar 3 місяці тому +71

      Best comment

    • @padorukurumi6572
      @padorukurumi6572 3 місяці тому +46

      So that's why it's bright as hell

    • @Voidmercenary
      @Voidmercenary 3 місяці тому +32

      As a discord light mode user I can confirm that my eyes are completely fine.

    • @mariahelenadosantos
      @mariahelenadosantos 3 місяці тому +54

      If this reflects 99,9% of the light, the Discord light mode reflects 101%.

  • @urgentfusionguy7143
    @urgentfusionguy7143 Рік тому +83597

    The fact you didn't put it on a vanta black surface is a crime

    • @jonahkolell
      @jonahkolell Рік тому +2780

      Or black 3.0

    • @nikhilpolekar8325
      @nikhilpolekar8325 Рік тому

      Or in the hole

    • @Zcalicer
      @Zcalicer Рік тому +926

      I was going to say this; I absolutely agree!

    • @doggin6
      @doggin6 Рік тому

      The fact you say “vanta black” proves your opinions are worthless.

    • @chunkerdunker
      @chunkerdunker Рік тому +937

      "Here is the white up against some black"

  • @echoinginfinity2074
    @echoinginfinity2074 28 днів тому +16

    PLEASE, for the sake of my curiosity, PLEASE Put it on some vanta black. I really want to know what it would look like.

  • @mrcheesecake1183
    @mrcheesecake1183 2 роки тому +2115

    My teeth after I use the toothpaste that 11/10 dentists recommend:

    • @whi2gan
      @whi2gan 2 роки тому +19

      ✨😁✨

    • @Axcyantol
      @Axcyantol 2 роки тому +29

      your teeth are gonna be brighter than the sun and you can’t do anything about it anymore

    • @Theblueshirtguy69
      @Theblueshirtguy69 2 роки тому +5

      LMAO

    • @LexyThomas134
      @LexyThomas134 2 роки тому +4

      Dentist make money off of bad teeth, so never buy toothpaste that they recommend haha

    • @animesloversunited9069
      @animesloversunited9069 Рік тому +3

      anti cop material

  • @jus_VAMPIRE
    @jus_VAMPIRE 2 роки тому +15715

    “It’s almost like walking into a Starbucks”

  • @swiftyunknown
    @swiftyunknown 2 роки тому +1312

    Me when I come out of my room for dinner.

    • @NotFckingBen
      @NotFckingBen 2 роки тому +4

      Lucky you

    • @skinnypete8928
      @skinnypete8928 2 роки тому +2

      This hit too close to home.

    • @Bankable2790
      @Bankable2790 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah where all the workers are wearing Starbucks Branded BLM shirts?

    • @VR-F
      @VR-F 2 роки тому

      Me when i go outside : it's the darkest thing in the universe

    • @spongebobsquarepants3223
      @spongebobsquarepants3223 2 роки тому

      He said white, not pink.

  • @itsowlgiirl
    @itsowlgiirl Місяць тому +9

    The sun: “am I a joke to you?”

  • @granttoye5852
    @granttoye5852 3 місяці тому +1410

    A vanta black and spectralon yin and yang art piece would be insane

    • @Action2me
      @Action2me 3 місяці тому +60

      That is actually a great idea!

    • @BriarLeaf00
      @BriarLeaf00 3 місяці тому +89

      I think that could be physically hard to look at in person. Thus I'd like to try.

    • @XionWillow
      @XionWillow 3 місяці тому +93

      Gotta go with Black 3.0, Vantablack was created by some asshole who patented it and demands an insane amount of money for people to use it

    • @BriarLeaf00
      @BriarLeaf00 3 місяці тому +56

      @@XionWillow I've got a real bone to pick about the concept of patenting color. I'm very much not about it.

    • @devadathans5506
      @devadathans5506 3 місяці тому +9

      I have a feeling it was cause the universe to spiral into dissolution if you do that.

  • @ZaKaizar
    @ZaKaizar 2 роки тому +579

    Discord light mode : "finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"

  • @panini2541
    @panini2541 2 роки тому +995

    "the whitest thing in the universe"
    discord bright mode: oh yea?

    • @ajackrussell70
      @ajackrussell70 2 роки тому +8

      OmG WhY YoU HAtInG oN lIgHt mOde

    • @Maxdaperson
      @Maxdaperson 2 роки тому +2

      172 likes and only 2 comments

    • @panini2541
      @panini2541 2 роки тому +9

      @@ajackrussell70 bEcAusE iTs sO bRiGht tHat iM goNNa LOsE mY eYE siGhT

    • @giotto1623
      @giotto1623 2 роки тому

      @@ajackrussell70 BeCaUsE dIsCoRd LiGhT mOdE iS gRoSs AnD iT’s NoT aS pReTtY aS wHiTe-IsH gReY wOrDs On A bLaCk-IsH gReY bAcKgRoUnD

    • @ethanmuzquiz2720
      @ethanmuzquiz2720 2 роки тому +1

      Girls named Emily

  • @LeJulesHi
    @LeJulesHi 25 днів тому +11

    My thighs respectfully disagree with you, good sir. 🤣😭💀

    • @Jiayz-s5r
      @Jiayz-s5r 23 дні тому

      Can I have your thighs 😢😢😢

  • @NickSmith-fe7lp
    @NickSmith-fe7lp 2 роки тому +3176

    “The whitest thing in the universe”
    My upper arm would like to talk

    • @2wugs
      @2wugs 2 роки тому +72

      @Mister bruce the Mentally disbled bat cosplayer It would make the greyist thing

    • @genma1011
      @genma1011 2 роки тому +29

      @@2wugs only if they're fu-

    • @badchest3324
      @badchest3324 2 роки тому +57

      @@genma1011 fuse. You defintily tried to say fuse.

    • @aayushgupta8608
      @aayushgupta8608 2 роки тому

      @Mister bruce the Mentally disbled bat cosplayer opposite :flushed:

    • @someoneyk441
      @someoneyk441 2 роки тому +21

      @@badchest3324 fuse to multiply the population

  • @drmypepper
    @drmypepper 2 роки тому +420

    “The whitest thing I’ve ever seen”
    Every time my friends look at me

  • @ethandubose2152
    @ethandubose2152 Місяць тому +5

    There are a dangerous amount of jokes to be made here.

  • @lokey108
    @lokey108 2 роки тому +2474

    “Whitest thing in the universe”
    *Discord light mode would like to know your location*

    • @elgatoggtea
      @elgatoggtea 2 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @chagorith
      @chagorith 2 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @Axcyantol
      @Axcyantol 2 роки тому +8

      the whitest thing is milk

    • @corndog5541
      @corndog5541 2 роки тому +14

      Oh no my sister uses discord light mode and everytime she showed me a meme one of her friends sent her I almost go blind

    • @GAMERZILLAYT
      @GAMERZILLAYT 2 роки тому +3

      Am I crazy I use discord light mode

  • @thedreadpirateblacktooth5551
    @thedreadpirateblacktooth5551 2 роки тому +8092

    "It's the whitest material in the universe"
    "It's the whitest thing I've ever seen"
    I should hope so. Otherwise that would mean he's seen things from other universes…

    • @oscaradeaza1203
      @oscaradeaza1203 2 роки тому

      Albino Scottish girl with lotion.
      Help people burn their eyes out

    • @_OyaSumi_
      @_OyaSumi_ 2 роки тому +44

      Albino man

    • @cdevidal
      @cdevidal 2 роки тому +253

      He hasn’t seen my thighs

    • @nobodyinparticular968
      @nobodyinparticular968 2 роки тому +184

      @@cdevidal actually hes stalking you right now

    • @sadboisombr
      @sadboisombr 2 роки тому +45

      Action lab is a dimensional travler you didnt know

  • @matthewblue1158
    @matthewblue1158 3 місяці тому +2273

    Clearly, you have never seen me shirtless

    • @OneandonlyFaye-bb7dx
      @OneandonlyFaye-bb7dx 3 місяці тому +27

      🤣🤣🤣omg this is an awesome comment

    • @alonebysunset
      @alonebysunset 3 місяці тому +12

      I wish I could have been here earlier as same exact idea as what I had!

    • @mikevanderman2727
      @mikevanderman2727 3 місяці тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikevanderman2727
      @mikevanderman2727 3 місяці тому +30

      Are you not...blue? 😂😂

    • @theartisticautist3123
      @theartisticautist3123 3 місяці тому +8

      Edward, is that you? 😮

  • @harvey_weenstain8857
    @harvey_weenstain8857 Місяць тому +5

    The brothas when Drake walks in:

  • @th3yloveana
    @th3yloveana 2 роки тому +2535

    “The whitest thing in the universe”
    My pale ass legs: “Finally, a worthy opponent”

  • @theopinionman5166
    @theopinionman5166 2 роки тому +3812

    "This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!"
    Clearly, he's never seen me.

  • @jacob_90s
    @jacob_90s 2 роки тому +2065

    "this is the whitest thing in the universe"
    The Irish: OBJECTION!

    • @oscarconnolly106
      @oscarconnolly106 2 роки тому +12

      As an Irish person, your wrong

    • @ly7865
      @ly7865 2 роки тому +6

      Start pointing laser

    • @adamsmyth7101
      @adamsmyth7101 2 роки тому +47

      @@oscarconnolly106 as an Irish person you're wrong

    • @chadbaby1921
      @chadbaby1921 2 роки тому +4

      ACE TT9RNEY

    • @xtianchen7977
      @xtianchen7977 2 роки тому

      @@adamsmyth7101 as a white sperm ure wrong

  • @BeUnique1_2_3_
    @BeUnique1_2_3_ Місяць тому +2

    My mom's phone brightness be like-:

  • @No-yu9jj
    @No-yu9jj Рік тому +1958

    “This is the whitest thing on the universe”
    This man has not met UA-cam light mode at 2 am

    • @2iLikeCats2
      @2iLikeCats2 Рік тому +48

      Do you mean light mode DISCORD at 2 am?

    • @meckarelis3235
      @meckarelis3235 Рік тому +16

      ​@@2iLikeCats2 its horrible. I once tried it out and my eyes will never be the same. 2 seconds of that shit and my eyes are destroyed for life.

    • @robertflores7819
      @robertflores7819 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @luis-sophus-8227
      @luis-sophus-8227 Рік тому

      This is getting old

    • @ATHARVplayz609
      @ATHARVplayz609 Рік тому +1

      Did u forget about discord light theme?

  • @New_Gaming_Chair
    @New_Gaming_Chair 2 роки тому +2839

    "This is the whitest thing I've ever seen"
    -Guy at Machine Gun Kelly Concert

    • @maxpogfrog
      @maxpogfrog 2 роки тому +9

      trueeeeeeeeee

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 2 роки тому +8

      Machine Gun?
      imma bring my minigun and Glock 18

    • @wmskslspsk
      @wmskslspsk 2 роки тому +70

      Fr bro got dissed by Eminem and had to change genres faster than a 14 yo changing genders after a breakup

    • @NoName-fn6ee
      @NoName-fn6ee 2 роки тому +2

      😂👻

    • @edgyunikorns
      @edgyunikorns 2 роки тому +45

      @@wmskslspsk well that got specific n personal. u ok bud?

  • @screamindog8772
    @screamindog8772 2 роки тому +2694

    “this is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen!”
    my mom saying hola at a chinese takeout place

  • @josephangell9921
    @josephangell9921 Місяць тому +4

    Poka dot wall with blackest paint would be trippy

  • @SynthWolf85
    @SynthWolf85 2 місяці тому +1590

    "The Whitest Thing in the Universe."
    Me, ordering chicken strips at the Mexican restaurant:

    • @jessescherer341
      @jessescherer341 2 місяці тому +26

      Nah I got you beat I order a cheeseburger at a Mexican restaurant and honestly I don't know why I expected a solid patty it was chopped up ground beef on hamburger buns. I bet they was laughing

    • @theflypriestess
      @theflypriestess 2 місяці тому +12

      "Look how WHITE it is..." 😂

    • @pittiebaby
      @pittiebaby 2 місяці тому

      ​@@jessescherer341I ordered Kraft Mac n cheese

    • @OctopusOwl
      @OctopusOwl 2 місяці тому +7

      Me, ordering a Club Sandwich everywhere. It's so bad

    • @NTgamezZ
      @NTgamezZ 2 місяці тому +3

      @@jessescherer341add bbq sauce and that’s basically a sloppy Joe

  • @TheFIoridaMan
    @TheFIoridaMan 2 роки тому +1334

    "This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!" You clearly have never seen me try to dance Sir

    • @775_Miguel
      @775_Miguel 2 роки тому +11

      lmao 😭

    • @vanamq2459
      @vanamq2459 2 роки тому +7

      Ok that was good

    • @Psychotechmusichead
      @Psychotechmusichead 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MC-BOT
      @MC-BOT 2 роки тому +4

      White people actually invented complicated dances

    • @SHA-vj7ul
      @SHA-vj7ul 2 роки тому +8

      @@MC-BOT you're horribly wrong. Look up videos of ballroom dancing from the 1900s. Complicated dances started with hip hop in the 70s, and that came from a mostly african american community.

  • @serenity0o0
    @serenity0o0 2 роки тому +1498

    Him: “Whitest thing”
    Me: *Proceeds to look at comments for memes*

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 2 роки тому +8

      So it wasn’t just me who did that 😂

    • @Rattousthycheese
      @Rattousthycheese 2 роки тому +7

      So we already know there are going to be white memes all over

    • @daliilars3350
      @daliilars3350 2 роки тому +3

      Huh?

    • @Jack-rp4zc
      @Jack-rp4zc 2 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @DGoldy303
      @DGoldy303 2 роки тому

      That thing is a future school shooter.
      Is that what you wanted?

  • @WootDaWoot
    @WootDaWoot Місяць тому +2

    *Me at peak pasty caucasity, reflecting 100% of light:*
    _Finally, a worthy adversary.._

  • @paul-II
    @paul-II 2 роки тому +1005

    "that's the whitest thing i've ever seen"
    Me : "opens twitter"

  • @Chasta1n42
    @Chasta1n42 2 роки тому +1928

    "This material is the whitest material."
    Elon Musk's torso: are you sure about that

    • @specialbeamcharlie7250
      @specialbeamcharlie7250 2 роки тому +23

      Dammit you beat me to it....

    • @Zenit_Bourg
      @Zenit_Bourg 2 роки тому +1

      Legit he looks like chicken in my freezer

    • @Chasta1n42
      @Chasta1n42 2 роки тому +6

      @@specialbeamcharlie7250 ha

    • @Varphi_
      @Varphi_ 2 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣 that torso something else

    • @bellemartel3545
      @bellemartel3545 2 роки тому +7

      Ed Sheeran’s Torso: 👀

  • @juliakelly8405
    @juliakelly8405 2 роки тому +1941

    “I am mixed, I’m not white.”
    “Girl, you’re white as spectrolon.”

    • @laptv2144
      @laptv2144 2 роки тому +11

      Please do a pt 2 with obsidian.

    • @PuffyRhys
      @PuffyRhys 2 роки тому +2

      @@laptv2144 why’d you reply

    • @probablyapineapple
      @probablyapineapple 2 роки тому +37

      @@laptv2144 obsidian isn't the darkest material on earth. that would be vantablack.

    • @muliatitupak2818
      @muliatitupak2818 2 роки тому +1

      @@probablyapineapple you forgot about other black color

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend 2 роки тому +1

      Weak. Let's see someone else's comment.

  • @PRGRAMMING
    @PRGRAMMING 23 дні тому +2

    Correction, 2nd whitest thing - after Raygunn.

  • @2bor4b95
    @2bor4b95 2 роки тому +1298

    “This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen!”
    Allow me to introduce myself.

    • @joseiylemonsay506
      @joseiylemonsay506 2 роки тому +5

      And let me introduce the blackest thing in he universe. If u know what I mean... 🙃

    • @mavisgrace5403
      @mavisgrace5403 2 роки тому +6

      When my friend wears shorts looking at his legs are like looking at the sun

    • @wickibra
      @wickibra 2 роки тому +3

      @@mavisgrace5403 ayo why u looking at his legs???

    • @shalissa6134
      @shalissa6134 2 роки тому +2

      *Elon Musk enters the chat*

    • @stetson9528
      @stetson9528 2 роки тому +1

      That is what she said I just had to do it

  • @alexmeynard5884
    @alexmeynard5884 2 роки тому +576

    "This is the whitest thing in the world"
    Discord light mode : "It's showtime"

    • @brickovich
      @brickovich 2 роки тому +3

      funniest shit ever. tell ya what, show r/dankmemes. theyll love it

    • @Eternal.spotlight
      @Eternal.spotlight 2 роки тому +1

      I use light mode 🧍‍♀️

    • @i.r.3016
      @i.r.3016 2 роки тому +3

      I was gonna make that joke but I thought it would be better to see if somebody else already made it lmao

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ 2 роки тому +1

      Technically that is whiter for all of us, since we're seeing this whiteness through a camera through our screens, unlike Discord's, where the output comes directly from our screens.

    • @NileBlackAndWhite
      @NileBlackAndWhite 2 роки тому

      @@Eternal.spotlight light mode gave me eye cancer☠☠☠

  • @MintyHotChoco
    @MintyHotChoco 2 роки тому +462

    “Whitest thing in the universe”
    Teeth in toothpaste ads: ‘finally a worthy opponent’

  • @Amos84
    @Amos84 Місяць тому +1

    "what is the whitest thing in the world?"
    the line at starbucks

  • @ApacheBruv
    @ApacheBruv Рік тому +1773

    Teeth in dental commercials be like:

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson Рік тому +6

      Agent Apache what are you doing?
      GET BACK TO WORK
      -Director of Site 19

    • @ApacheBruv
      @ApacheBruv Рік тому +9

      @@Mark-Wilson shut up I'm on break

    • @PinkGODmogus
      @PinkGODmogus Рік тому

      💀💀

    • @joesmilk3492
      @joesmilk3492 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ApacheBruv "You're not my dad" vibes

  • @solostrings4056
    @solostrings4056 2 роки тому +1068

    “This is the whitest thing in the universe!”
    The paleness of my skin: *hold my beer*

    • @oddman2
      @oddman2 2 роки тому +14

      There should be a contest for most natural white person

    • @akuiori
      @akuiori 2 роки тому +3

      This material is named chad..without viper sunglasses it still reflects over 100 percent of all sun and color hitting it...lol

    • @StarDude1
      @StarDude1 2 роки тому

      "You spectralon skin looking ass" best way to insult a white person

    • @AK-tf3fc
      @AK-tf3fc 2 роки тому +1

      i wish I had white skin

    • @enderthefox2093
      @enderthefox2093 2 роки тому

      Me who glows in the sun

  • @coolbeans5911
    @coolbeans5911 2 роки тому +1306

    "Whitest thing in the universe" you clearly haven't seen my dancing

  • @Moonlight_starx_yuki
    @Moonlight_starx_yuki 21 день тому

    "mom why is the light bulb so small"
    "It is a tablet"

  • @banepoef
    @banepoef 2 роки тому +503

    Discord light mode: "Finally a worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary!"

    • @Bxbxbnsndnd
      @Bxbxbnsndnd 2 роки тому +1

      “The whitest thing I’ve ever seen”: Feminist

    • @ronanjm
      @ronanjm 2 роки тому +4

      @@Bxbxbnsndnd what is even the joke

    • @TooFarBeyond
      @TooFarBeyond 2 роки тому +1

      @@Bxbxbnsndnd wait but not all feminist are white

    • @TitaniumRailgunReal
      @TitaniumRailgunReal 2 роки тому

      as a discord light user, i can confirm this is around the same
      the only problem is it doesnt burn your eyes at 3 am

  • @yodaman85
    @yodaman85 2 роки тому +726

    “This is the whitest thing I’ve seen”
    Instagram girls: and I took that personally

  • @plant3341
    @plant3341 2 роки тому +628

    "Whoof, is it me or is this paprika pretty spicy?"
    - spectralon

    • @Redferngrows
      @Redferngrows 2 роки тому +9

      spectralon cries as the sight of rice (its too spicy for them)

    • @carmellacandy509
      @carmellacandy509 3 місяці тому

      I mean I do think paprika actually is made from a type of pepper. A most mild one, but a pepper nonetheless.

  • @elvisesteban4651
    @elvisesteban4651 Місяць тому +3

    be careful, Brazilian artists will want to replace their teeth with this material😂

  • @colin19273
    @colin19273 2 роки тому +262

    Kids named Kyle/Connor:
    “Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.”

  • @sushmasingh292
    @sushmasingh292 2 місяці тому +931

    My mom's phone after 8:00 pm:

    • @johnwill4560
      @johnwill4560 2 місяці тому +12

      fr, mine refuses to use blue light filter and has the brightness cranked up on light mode nontheless

  • @regularjoe5517
    @regularjoe5517 2 роки тому +551

    “The whitest thing I’ve ever seen” people seeing me take off my sweatshirt for the first time in five years

    • @azul1964
      @azul1964 2 роки тому

      That's what she said

    • @shmiksisrymtai
      @shmiksisrymtai 2 роки тому +2

      Literally what my mates say every time they see me outside my house

  • @acey.mp3
    @acey.mp3 28 днів тому +3

    new genshin character

  • @Cyanadeo
    @Cyanadeo 2 місяці тому +2203

    That one shirtless kid at the pool:

    • @infotechsailor
      @infotechsailor 2 місяці тому +18

      When red heads go to the pool

    • @niallvaz737
      @niallvaz737 2 місяці тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @HG-rx782
      @HG-rx782 2 місяці тому +6

      Clapping after the plane lands

    • @hannibalb8276
      @hannibalb8276 2 місяці тому +2

      It's literally Elon
      But not as awful I guess

    • @WSL_LITE
      @WSL_LITE 2 місяці тому +1

      AKA my brother 🤣💀🙏

  • @billiboi122
    @billiboi122 2 місяці тому +1503

    If you listen closely you can hear their starbucks order

    • @Ur_fav_brunette913
      @Ur_fav_brunette913 2 місяці тому +32

      This is such an underrated comment

    • @honor9lite1337
      @honor9lite1337 2 місяці тому +1

      Why 😮​@@Ur_fav_brunette913

    • @PlayshotKalo
      @PlayshotKalo 2 місяці тому +4

      😂

    • @IlLAD3LPH1A215
      @IlLAD3LPH1A215 2 місяці тому +25

      If you listen closely on the black cap you can hear 🔫 💥

    • @Sunny_Cherrim
      @Sunny_Cherrim 2 місяці тому

      ​@@IlLAD3LPH1A215 If i listen closely to your commint, i hear ❄️❄️❄️

  • @stratusredklowd9738
    @stratusredklowd9738 2 роки тому +590

    "Whitest thing I've ever seen?"
    *Plays a thousand miles to see if it vibes with it*

    • @dongiepanda
      @dongiepanda 2 роки тому +1

      plays dont stop believing

    • @dakota16x
      @dakota16x 2 роки тому +2

      LMAO I WENT TO MY AUNTS WEDDING A FEW YEARS AGO (everyone there was white 💀) AND SHE PLAYED THAT ON REPEAT-

    • @dth2brny121
      @dth2brny121 Рік тому

      If that ain't the whitest song to me in the known history of man will you gladly please prove me wrong... 🤣☠️

  • @RonnieJamesOsbourne
    @RonnieJamesOsbourne 25 днів тому +5

    Next Video:
    Spectralon vs Vanta Black Room

  • @rishh9666
    @rishh9666 2 роки тому +579

    He : "this is the whitest material on earth."
    Meanwhile my dad's screen brightness: "are you kidding me?"

    • @ErenYeager-ho5xb
      @ErenYeager-ho5xb 2 роки тому +2

      424 likes and no comment? Lemme fix that

    • @74wf
      @74wf 2 роки тому

      He said white not bright

  • @ssilky.
    @ssilky. 2 роки тому +667

    "the whitest thing ive ever seen"
    clearly, you've never been to my family reunions.

  • @RadzKiram
    @RadzKiram 2 роки тому +420

    "The whitest thing I've ever seen."
    Ahhh so it's Irish I see.

    • @Knucklesmd
      @Knucklesmd 2 роки тому

      Irish are transparent.

    • @vetebesim
      @vetebesim 2 роки тому

      Irish aren't white

  • @danchavez6628
    @danchavez6628 Місяць тому +1

    He clearly hasn’t seen my uncle dance at a wedding.

  • @spletest8977
    @spletest8977 2 роки тому +807

    "whitest thing I've ever seen"
    Allow me to lift up my shirt

    • @2nd-place
      @2nd-place 2 роки тому +18

      Lift it up a little more baby…

    • @Vripen
      @Vripen 2 роки тому +5

      @@2nd-place gimmie that @ss boy😈

    • @gsheppp
      @gsheppp 2 роки тому +2

      @@lazydinoyt199 l

    • @burgerphonegaming
      @burgerphonegaming 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah my upper thigh is blinding as well. Also wtf are these replies

    • @lostdanger37291
      @lostdanger37291 2 роки тому +2

      @@2nd-place Caught in 4K… 🤨📸

  • @inuyasha3030
    @inuyasha3030 2 роки тому +373

    "That's the whitest thing I've ever seen"
    - that one guy wearing sandals with socks:

    • @maggs131
      @maggs131 2 роки тому +2

      Sandals? Yes that's stupid if you dont mean slides because I wear socks and slides constantly and so do a lot of people 😝

    • @Crester_Green411
      @Crester_Green411 2 роки тому +5

      @@maggs131 no need to get all defensive like that

    • @ThatGuy-vi8ch
      @ThatGuy-vi8ch 2 роки тому +1

      @@maggs131 I would not claim it's okay because lots of people do it. Lots of people are idiots, doesn't mean it's okay. 😆

    • @davidgash27
      @davidgash27 2 роки тому

      I see more Asians and mexicans wearing sandles and socks than white people. Lol

    • @DialogDontArgue
      @DialogDontArgue 2 роки тому

      Oh look someone left a bunch of spectralon lying on the beach....

  • @rastafarius
    @rastafarius 2 роки тому +1082

    "Whitest thing in the universe"
    Man's clearly never seen unspiced chicken

    • @Finallybianca
      @Finallybianca 2 роки тому +22

      He is Mormon from Utah guarantee he has eaten that chicken.

    • @2Much2lose
      @2Much2lose 2 роки тому +3

      @@Finallybianca 😂

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari 2 роки тому +2

      Triple meaning joke

    • @thespriteofhumanity
      @thespriteofhumanity 2 роки тому +2

      Man's clearly never seen a mirror

    • @WanderingExistence
      @WanderingExistence 2 роки тому +2

      @@Finallybianca Is he really Mormon? I thought being educated in the physical sciences helped decrease that propensity, I guess not totally.

  • @violetvoids8763
    @violetvoids8763 2 роки тому +371

    “It’s the whitest thing in the world”
    *Rock Eybrow Raise*

    • @VenThusiaist
      @VenThusiaist 2 роки тому +2

      muk backwards 🤨🤨🤨🤨📸😳

  • @justsomeonehethey10yearsag56
    @justsomeonehethey10yearsag56 2 роки тому +994

    "The whitest thing in the universe"
    Me after going outside once:

  • @klodoro1815
    @klodoro1815 2 роки тому +606

    "This is the whitest thing I have ever seen!"
    Discord light mode : amateur.

  • @goodstud
    @goodstud Місяць тому +1

    "This is the whitest material I've ever seen"
    My phone's light mode would like to differ

  • @Painted_Owl
    @Painted_Owl 2 роки тому +654

    “This is the whitest thing I have ever seen!”
    Me when I wear shorts

  • @dankmurphy216
    @dankmurphy216 2 роки тому +1195

    "This is the whitest thing I've ever seen"
    * looks at himself in the mirror *
    "This is the whitest thing I've ever seen"

    • @voidneck7968
      @voidneck7968 2 роки тому +3

      600 likes no comment, lemme fix that

    • @hazzal0789
      @hazzal0789 2 роки тому +2

      how no comments but ours ?

    • @JackPillawa
      @JackPillawa 2 роки тому +1

      and next week: the orangest thing i have ever seen

  • @prince_1818
    @prince_1818 2 місяці тому +940

    The Brightness Level of my Mom's phone

  • @Cactus-idk7
    @Cactus-idk7 27 днів тому +1

    “The whitest thing that exists”
    *Taylor swift concerts*

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan 2 роки тому +1128

    Moms saying "Ni Hao" to the Japanese chef:

  • @Titan-qi9mv
    @Titan-qi9mv 2 роки тому +354

    "The whitest thing I've ever seen"
    **sad discord light mode noises**

    • @redstonian1019
      @redstonian1019 2 роки тому +4

      who said discord light mode isn't made of this

    • @Titan-qi9mv
      @Titan-qi9mv 2 роки тому +1

      beg brein

    • @eddgow
      @eddgow 14 днів тому

      @@redstonian1019nah this is made from discord light mode

  • @tommypham8742
    @tommypham8742 2 роки тому +457

    "The whitest thing I've ever seen"
    The jokes coming out of this comment section.

  • @Ohyeah199
    @Ohyeah199 3 місяці тому +1950

    The line at the starbucks:

  • @stanleyhochrein9136
    @stanleyhochrein9136 3 місяці тому +319

    Spectralon: "I am the whitest thing on earth!"
    *When you wake up and turn your phone on at 3:00AM:*

    • @naturegirl2110
      @naturegirl2110 3 місяці тому +3

      Yup

    • @InLoveWithPhysics
      @InLoveWithPhysics 2 місяці тому +6

      Difference between whitest and the brightest. If brightest was the case, it would be A supernova, a quasar or theoretically, a whitehole

    • @regisegek4675
      @regisegek4675 2 місяці тому +1

      White holes yeer​@@InLoveWithPhysics

    • @accrdn5
      @accrdn5 2 місяці тому +1

      That's not fair :(
      Phone emits light

    • @Hagurmert
      @Hagurmert 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@InLoveWithPhysicsit's hard to even prove that white holes exist, Einstein's maths suggests its existence but no real proof at this point of time
      Supernova is probably the brightest thing to ever exist however, that is a lot of released energy in which it also releases a lot of electromagnetic waves, including visible light

  • @torgath5088
    @torgath5088 3 місяці тому +1301

    I bet that cylinder has a great credit score

    • @honest_E
      @honest_E 3 місяці тому +7

      LOL HOLY CRAP THAT ONE’S BAD

    • @MrRussianBox
      @MrRussianBox 3 місяці тому

      Bro 💀

    • @Synthwave89
      @Synthwave89 3 місяці тому

      Ohh snap 😂

    • @R4nd0ms0meb0dy
      @R4nd0ms0meb0dy 3 місяці тому +1

      ? What does this have to do with credit cards

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able 3 місяці тому

      ​@@R4nd0ms0meb0dycredit score was invented in 1989 as a way of hiding the bank system's desire to commit institutional racism.

  • @MiotaLee
    @MiotaLee 18 днів тому

    "looks like it's practically glowing"
    "reflects over 99% of light"
    Me: practically glowing, isn't it?

  • @Jddude1113
    @Jddude1113 2 роки тому +1075

    "It's the whitest thing ive ever seen"
    Friend: *immediately looks at me*
    Me: "f**k off"

    • @miimiiiii2184
      @miimiiiii2184 2 роки тому +10

      Yk that didn't happen

    • @bloocarracer333
      @bloocarracer333 2 роки тому +3

      @@miimiiiii2184 true

    • @RayngoMango
      @RayngoMango 2 роки тому +13

      @@miimiiiii2184 It's for the joke tho...
      ...wait do people not usually make up situations for jokes? It's not supposed to be real-

    • @peterzvo
      @peterzvo 2 роки тому +2

      The video is cool, but untrue. I am the whitest thing in universe

    • @milesperhour2286
      @milesperhour2286 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Accurate

  • @randomdude4232
    @randomdude4232 2 роки тому +299

    "This is the whitest things i've ever seen"
    Discord light theme: "pathetic"

    • @migs3988
      @migs3988 2 роки тому

      232 like no Comments Noice

    • @husklo
      @husklo 2 роки тому

      278 likes and only 1 reply

  • @sqiudy-catmedland1421
    @sqiudy-catmedland1421 2 роки тому +1257

    "The whitest thing in the universe"
    Us pale ass gingers: finally, a worthy opponent

  • @Declanjdm
    @Declanjdm 27 днів тому

    Starbucks line when fall starts the NBA bench

  • @Agent-hq5uj
    @Agent-hq5uj 2 роки тому +243

    "This is the whitest thing i've ever seen"
    UA-cam's light mode: "am i a joke to you?"

    • @Panzerfaust_1939
      @Panzerfaust_1939 2 роки тому +24

      Discord's light Mode: You dare oppose me mortal?

    • @mizukisupermac
      @mizukisupermac 2 роки тому +2

      I got the popcorn 🍿

    • @goldoum
      @goldoum 2 роки тому +1

      @@Panzerfaust_1939 😂

    • @WutWo
      @WutWo 2 роки тому +4

      It… has a dark mode?

    • @-DumpsterFire
      @-DumpsterFire 2 роки тому

      @@WutWo your vision is now gone

  • @elijahatkins904
    @elijahatkins904 2 роки тому +625

    "this is the whitest thing ive ever seen"
    My sweet brother in christ, you have clearly never seen my upper thigh

    • @noodlechenglin6253
      @noodlechenglin6253 2 роки тому +9

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @quebestiaimhungry
      @quebestiaimhungry 2 роки тому +11

      you want him to 🤨

    • @iNSRTING
      @iNSRTING 2 роки тому +3

      I would want to

    • @blep-kitty
      @blep-kitty 2 роки тому +3

      Has my life been a lie cause my sis said light mode is the best

    • @elijahatkins904
      @elijahatkins904 2 роки тому

      @@blep-kitty that isnt your sister thats a demon straight from hell

  • @Mt-ze3xe
    @Mt-ze3xe 3 місяці тому +327

    He clearly hasnt seen my thighs in the winter

  • @FNAF2292_2
    @FNAF2292_2 22 дні тому +1

    shine the world’s brightest flashlight on it💀

  • @captinstickman3267
    @captinstickman3267 2 роки тому +1010

    "The whitest thing I've ever seen"
    Me: this is the best thing to cheat on your dentist

    • @Bxbxbnsndnd
      @Bxbxbnsndnd 2 роки тому +2

      “The whitest thing I’ve ever seen”: Feminist

    • @Chonkems
      @Chonkems 2 роки тому +3

      The Whitest Thing Ever Said: "I think I'll use my credit card, what? It declined? That sure is some Malarkey, on Christ, brother."

    • @thisisaspa
      @thisisaspa 2 роки тому +2

      remember that one episode of friends wjere ross' teeth are too white?
      yeah man, cheat wisely

    • @incognito1783
      @incognito1783 2 роки тому +2

      Yass

  • @lukadiscombe8778
    @lukadiscombe8778 3 місяці тому +1228

    Bro hasn’t seen a British person in the summer

    • @maxresdefault_
      @maxresdefault_ 3 місяці тому +31

      Very quick to become pink

    • @timesup6302
      @timesup6302 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@@maxresdefault_Then it fades to tan

    • @IglooGaming1775
      @IglooGaming1775 3 місяці тому +20

      The British don’t know what Summer is… 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MasterProgrammer423
      @MasterProgrammer423 3 місяці тому +5

      @@IglooGaming1775 It's 30 degrees right now in London. The next few days will reach above 20 and no, it's not raining

    • @xuserakx
      @xuserakx 3 місяці тому +1

      @@IglooGaming1775literally so hot and sunny in the UK rn now, no joke

  • @jacksonbackfromholiday6843
    @jacksonbackfromholiday6843 2 роки тому +520

    "the whitest thing I've ever seen"
    clearly, they haven't seen tiktok boys in Spiderman suits.