*Season 1, episode 5* No one: Dead Body: *is dead* Dazai: Wh-What a tragedy! --------------------------------------------------------------------- *Season 1, episode 10* Chuuya: Then I'll try to find a beautyful lady for your suicide crap Dazai: CHUUYA~! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A GOOD PERSON!
Chuuya: “that’s my way of telling you to go to hell dumbass!” Rough estimate of what came after i can’t remember it word for word. I thinks thats about right That last line though was probably the best part
Atsushi: BFHGDABVBRUh (talks while eating) Kunikida: Shut up! Nowhere on my projected expenses page will you find written that i will buy a million bowls of tea on rice for a snot-nosed brat! Atsushi: BEHFBEHNBguga? (asking while eating) Kunikida: Like i said, it's a job! Atsushi: BtfbvSGHcngnmg? (asking while eating)2 Kunikida: Our job today? It's involves the military Dazai: How are you communicating, actually? *Season 1 Ep1*
OMFG YESSSS I JUST JOINED AND YALL SO ENTERTAINING LIKE I SEE ONE VID OF BSD AND I GO TO THE COMMENTS BOOM! THE VID AND THE COMMENT SECTION MADE MY DAY
@@noa-ix9pe "as crazy and entertaining as Dazai's eccentric personality" "as glad as Dazai on mushrooms" Bruh y'all really are speak in dazai I meeeaaaan, I am not complaining tho
No one: Chuuya: What the hell are you talking about?! chuuya: I'll beat the sh!t outta you, kid! Dazai: You're a kid too and you're smaller than me Chuuya: GRRRR Dazai: you ought to drink some milk Chuuya: None of your business, bastard. Chuuya: I'm fifteen I'm still growing! Mori: Be quiet both of you!
BSD WAN EP 1 Ranpo: Snacks taste so much better when you're in your secret spot. YAY! SEASON 3, EP 2 Chuuya: Oi, tell me where we’re going, dammit Dazai: Sorry, would you mind not talking to me? I’m busy breathing right now.
*Season 2, Episode 10* Poe: (blabbering about how great he is as a detective) Ranpo: Your words make me sleepy, I'll go. *Dead Apple Movie* Kenji: Ranpo-san, what are you doing? Ranpo: *SECRET.* (while putting a lot of food into the box) *Season 3, Episode 12* Fyodor: (Smiling, because he thought no one found him.) Dazai, out of nowhere: *HI, BITCH. YOU THOUGHT?*
Ep 1 S1 XD ofc we gotta do this Atsushi: I'VE GOT THIS *turns* Dazai: blubber blubber *twitching* Atsushi: Well... o_o I can't possibly count him Dazai: blubble blubber blubber *spins* Atsushi: y-yeah I'll pass please Dazai: *crows* Atsushi: I'll PAASSSSSS.................FINE Dazai: *wakes from the fucking dead* Atsushi:: You were floating down the river Dazai: BITCH
Please please please THE MUSHRROM SCENE DAZAI Dazai: I have finally arrived the Afterlife with pink elephants and moonlight dashing against the windows *looks at Atsushi* And there are RAINBOW pillbugs too~~
Akutagawa : *Also you’re an uncomfortable ride* Atsushi : *Shut up! It’s not like you’re paying for this ride!* (BSD S3 akutagawa and Atsushi chasing the one with virus ability)
Chuuya: "There will be no second chance!" Dazai: ... Dazai: "No, wrong!" Dazai:"dont you think youre forgetting something?" Chuuya: ... Dazai: *DoNt-YoU-tHiNK-yOuRe-ForGeTtIng-SoMEtHiNG?*
Kunikida: _Talking about what his mentor said._ Atsushi: Um... It’s upside down... Your notebook... Kunikida: _SHOCK_ Atsushi: Kunikida: Atsushi: Kunikida: ...I HAVEN’T LOST MY COOL!
Dazai : odasaku! Lets switch jobs! Odasaku : no you’ll blow up Dazai : blow upPpPp? Dazai : ango did u hear he said ill blow uP! How far will i blow uP.??! Ango : i donT knoW, if u want ill blow you up Dazai : you’d do that foR meEeeEeeEee?
no one: Atsushi: hMpf mMpf NmPf Kunikida: And now he got questions!!... Atsushi: hmPF MmPf mpF Dazai: how are you two communicating with each other?? Episode 2 in Season 1 minute 6:00
the amount of times i replayed 00:29 when i first watched it tho 😂 maybe bc it's something i do irl 😂 (edit: also 00:38, that "Goodu Morning" is iconic and should be everyone's alarm tone 😂)
Chuuya: Oi tell me where we're going dammit.
Dazai: Sorry would you mind not talking to me right now?
*I'm busy breathing right now*
One of my personal favorites 😌
I wheezed so hard when he said that lol
Imma start doing that every time my classmates ask me someting just answer Sorry not right now im too busy breathing
the fact that ive seen this clip so many times that i automatically read it in dazais voice
no one:
Dazai: wOAh wOah yEEAh
...
✨S U I C I D E✨🤩
shinju wa hitori dewa de ki nai~
Futari nara dekiruuuu
(lol idk if this is right or not i just type it from my brain)
In the sub tho, Dazai can **sing**
yOu CanT hAve A DoublE SuIcidE wiTh oNe PerSoN
yOu cAnt dO a dOublE SuICiDe JUst by YoUrSeLf
No one:
Chuuya: I'm still growing
Yesss plssss
Chuuya: "Korekara nobirundhayo"
7yrs later: same height ;-;
*Chuuya, 40 years later:*
I'm still growing.
I'M CRYİNG 😂😂
*Chuuya 100 years later:* I’m still growing
*Season 1, episode 5*
No one:
Dead Body: *is dead*
Dazai: Wh-What a tragedy!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
*Season 1, episode 10*
Chuuya: Then I'll try to find a beautyful lady for your suicide crap
Dazai: CHUUYA~! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A GOOD PERSON!
Chuuya: “that’s my way of telling you to go to hell dumbass!”
Rough estimate of what came after i can’t remember it word for word. I thinks thats about right
That last line though was probably the best part
@@eruhaben4932 I agree
Chuuya secretly loves Dazai but SHHHHHH!
@@EXBANEAMV no one can know.
@@EXBANEAMV I have a Berger theory 😏
There’s just something with bsd that makes it my favorite and is different from the rest 😫
Ikr xC
that thing is called dazai and his fanboys aka fukinada,chuuya,aku and atsu😫
yes ❤️
IT'S IN WORDS
Agreee
Fyodor: Every city is filled with rats.
Dazai: Meow
Cafe maid: I'll-be-happy-to-refer-you-one
Dazai:
Dazai: Ahh, your vitality is blinding!
Dazai: MABOSHII!!
when chuuya goes to the basement and dazai’s just like “gross”.
When was this one??🤓🤔
@@ok-nr8uc the episode that you meet chuuya when dazai is chained up at pm
@@fyofx ohhh I rmb rn thank u
“sayaku ueh sayaku”
Francis: Aguagar?
Akutagawa: Akutagawa
Francis: *snap* That's the one
No one:
Not a single soul:
Chuuya: tEmEeE 💢
Atsushi: BFHGDABVBRUh (talks while eating)
Kunikida: Shut up! Nowhere on my projected expenses page will you find written that i will buy a million bowls of tea on rice for a snot-nosed brat!
Atsushi: BEHFBEHNBguga? (asking while eating)
Kunikida: Like i said, it's a job!
Atsushi: BtfbvSGHcngnmg? (asking while eating)2
Kunikida: Our job today? It's involves the military
Dazai: How are you communicating, actually?
*Season 1 Ep1*
Still one of my favorite moments of Kunikida. Gotta love him. Oh and tiger boi too.
@@straydude4566 me too, uwu i love them
Guto morninguh💀😂
No one:
Absolutely no one at all:
Chuuya: *when he corrupt* DAAAAZAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH
(From Dead Apple)
Man: How's that, detective?
Ranpo: What are you stupid?
Season 2, episode 10
Also Ranpo: "No, rhetorical questions are rude. You *are* stupid."
(from the same episode)
no one:
chuuya: you're so short-staffed i could cry
Short-staffed 😭😭😂
Chuuya HONEY NO
@@osanarivera the irony 😭
Dazai: Write this all down!
Kunikida: Hanging...health....method..
Dazai: I'm messing with you
*pen's breaking*
Kunikida: *growling*
Dazai: HEwi HwAEi HEawI
*S1 Ep1*
AHAHA NOOOOOOOOO XD
I remember laughing all of sudden when he snapped his pen. I’m like “bruh how are you able to snap a pen that thick?”
@@straydude4566 same XD this made me laugh more than i should
FJAHWFJEHNAFBEGN YES LMAO
2:12 i know we all found this as the best thing ever lmao
HaHa
ChuuYa X DaZai foR lifE mFS-
FUUHYUHHHHHHHYUHHYUHUHYHH
To the day I leave this earth I shall be grateful I decided not to watch it together with my family xD
Nah I like Dazatsu. And I am not that intrested in Chuuya.
Ahh what ep or whats this scene from-
I recently joined bsd Fandom and truly I am in love with y'all. Y'all are as crazy and entertaining as dazai's eccentric personality
Awww oh my🥺💖 the fandom is flattered and we are glad as dazai on mushrooms to have u here!
OMFG YESSSS I JUST JOINED AND YALL SO ENTERTAINING LIKE I SEE ONE VID OF BSD AND I GO TO THE COMMENTS BOOM! THE VID AND THE COMMENT SECTION MADE MY DAY
If u join, there's no exit door (lmao im broken english)
@@xndrian1167 no isok thats persfect English :D
and yes once u come in there is no going out XD
@@noa-ix9pe "as crazy and entertaining as Dazai's eccentric personality"
"as glad as Dazai on mushrooms"
Bruh y'all really are speak in dazai
I meeeaaaan, I am not complaining tho
From Season 3:
Dazai : Hey, Nakahara Chuuya-kun! Let's get to work. Bosses orders.
Chuuya : What are you, mental? Shut up dammit !
“you better- take me to the base-“
“I will”
a few minutes later
“I left chuuya there, obviously.”
Lol
No one:
Chuuya: What the hell are you talking about?!
chuuya: I'll beat the sh!t outta you, kid!
Dazai: You're a kid too and you're smaller than me
Chuuya: GRRRR
Dazai: you ought to drink some milk
Chuuya: None of your business, bastard.
Chuuya: I'm fifteen I'm still growing!
Mori: Be quiet both of you!
BSD WAN EP 1
Ranpo: Snacks taste so much better when you're in your secret spot. YAY!
SEASON 3, EP 2
Chuuya: Oi, tell me where we’re going, dammit
Dazai:
Sorry, would you mind not talking to me?
I’m busy breathing right now.
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Dazai: cHuuUyaa~
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Not even the agency:
Naomi: nee! Nii-samAaa~
*Season 2, Episode 10*
Poe: (blabbering about how great he is as a detective)
Ranpo: Your words make me sleepy, I'll go.
*Dead Apple Movie*
Kenji: Ranpo-san, what are you doing?
Ranpo: *SECRET.* (while putting a lot of food into the box)
*Season 3, Episode 12*
Fyodor: (Smiling, because he thought no one found him.)
Dazai, out of nowhere: *HI, BITCH. YOU THOUGHT?*
😭
Dazai: °yells in attempt to grab him° TCH,
ODASAKU!
Dazai Dark Era season
No one:
Fyodor: *stab*
Also Fyodor: *Naruto runs away*
its in episode 8 of season 3
pm leader: Elise Chan!
Ep 1 S1 XD ofc we gotta do this
Atsushi: I'VE GOT THIS *turns*
Dazai: blubber blubber *twitching*
Atsushi: Well... o_o I can't possibly count him
Dazai: blubble blubber blubber *spins*
Atsushi: y-yeah I'll pass please
Dazai: *crows*
Atsushi: I'll PAASSSSSS.................FINE
Dazai: *wakes from the fucking dead*
Atsushi:: You were floating down the river
Dazai: BITCH
00:41
no one:
Atsushi: AaAaKuTAgAWaAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dazai:CCCCCCccHHuuuuYYAAAAAAA
Chuuya:To the extraction point
Dazai:(laugh) You got it buddy
Chuuya:😴😴😴
Kunikida:
Kunikida's ringtone: You've got a call! You've got a call! Oi, answer it. Oi, kUniKiDa
season 1, ep 1
dazai: there's a prize
atsushi:
atsushi: just to be sure, how much is that prize?
dazai: **shows**
atsushi: *cHÓ*
(idk which season this is-)
rimbaud:
dazai:
chuuya, bursting through the window:
haaAAAAYIAAAAAAAAA
@@lou7111 wasn't it rimbaud (misread n named as rando)
@@inayabangtan914 yeah, at the time i thought it was fyodor 😭
@@lou7111 ngl I had that confusion for a long time too, since rando used to be like he's cold n fyodor wears that hat as if he's cold
1:12 I DIED!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 That's Great!
No one:
Dazai: *deep breath, looks out of the window*
Chuya: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAYAAAAYYAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Please please please
THE MUSHRROM SCENE DAZAI
Dazai: I have finally arrived the Afterlife with pink elephants and moonlight dashing against the windows
*looks at Atsushi*
And there are RAINBOW pillbugs too~~
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENCE
no one:
dazai: would you mind strangling me with your beautiful fingers?
waitress:👁👄👁
kunikida: agressively starts shaking dazai
" i have no such taste in men " *Throws Asutshi.
Mean While : Dead Apple episode with Chuuya with the suck position☻😌.
Dazai running to the bathroom and yelling “I’m not gonna make it!” Will never not be funny to me 😂
Dazai: I like suicide but I don't like suffering or pain.
I guess many ppl can relate ❤
The fact no one quoted the iconic “My name is Kyouka, and I’ve killed 35 people...” makes me sick 😔
Dazai: Thanks to you, the mystery is solved
Chuuya: *Confused*
Also Chuuya: HuHh?
Season 3 Episode 2
Chuuya: Dude, what kind of joke is this?
Also Chuuya: This is something inhuman
Akutagawa : *Also you’re an uncomfortable ride*
Atsushi : *Shut up! It’s not like you’re paying for this ride!*
(BSD S3 akutagawa and Atsushi chasing the one with virus ability)
Dazai: You’re MY dog Chuuya!!!!
1:06 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, THANK YOU
no one:
dazai: eating mushrooms and turning into a crazy man
Poe: "heeehahahahahaha, One down! Hahahahahahah"
Karl: "Kyuuu?! Kyuu!"
Poe: "eggh?! Ugh!"
Dazai in Fifteen: *explains calmly his plan*
Chuuya, breaking the window: yyyyyyyyYyYyYYyyYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
no one :
literally no one :
chuuya out of nowhere : *hiiiiiYAAAAAaAA*
Atsushi: But, just for reference, how much are we talking about?
Dazai: About this much.
Atsushi: (looks) dOoO!!!
No one:
Dazai: "I'm busy breathing."
NOBODY:
ATSUSHI: KYOOOOKAA CHAAAAANNNN
0:50
PLS I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGJING 😭
Chuuya: "There will be no second chance!"
Dazai: ...
Dazai: "No, wrong!"
Dazai:"dont you think youre forgetting something?"
Chuuya: ...
Dazai: *DoNt-YoU-tHiNK-yOuRe-ForGeTtIng-SoMEtHiNG?*
There couldn't be anything better than this to greet me in the morning- that video I have been waiting with wide open eyes 👁️👁️
2:15, Sees myself in the video: *screeching inrensifies*
thank youuuu
Ayy sorry noticed this comments pretty late lol u made me laugh haha
no one:
litterally no one:
Fukuzawa admiring cats:
0:19 thats why i love ranpo
No one:
Dazai: Chuuya, there's something I want you to hear before I die.
Chuuya: This isn't your place to-
Dazai: BOO!
*kunikida breaks his pen*
S1 Ep1,2
Chuuya: "You better bring me to the extraction point" *Passes out*
Dazai: *uwu chuckle*
0:08 omg i'm here the second one in 4 tweets >
"kunikida is negi"
-Dazai, BSD wan!, ep 6
No one:
Atsushi: hay
Akutagawa:be my horse
Dazai:I have no such tastes in men
no one:
ranpo: all's well that's well for me!
1:20 鏡花の｢おかわり｣が可愛すぎ♡
WE'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH A PART 2 🙏🙌❤️
No One:
Literally No One:
Chuuya: BAKA GA TENE!!!
Fjodor: Every city is filled with rats.
Dazai: Meow.
Dead apple movie at about 40:10 minutes in
Chuuya: does it SEEM like a good time for them to see me?!
Dazai: ... OII NAKAHARA CHUUYA KUN, LETS GO BACK TO WORK BOSS’ ORDERS YOU KNOW
Kunikida: _Talking about what his mentor said._
Atsushi: Um... It’s upside down... Your notebook...
Kunikida: _SHOCK_
Atsushi:
Kunikida:
Atsushi:
Kunikida: ...I HAVEN’T LOST MY COOL!
bsd wan:
ranpo: bye byee
Dazai : odasaku! Lets switch jobs!
Odasaku : no you’ll blow up
Dazai : blow upPpPp?
Dazai : ango did u hear he said ill blow uP! How far will i blow uP.??!
Ango : i donT knoW, if u want ill blow you up
Dazai : you’d do that foR meEeeEeeEee?
Dazai: gives every random eoman they meet kunikidas notebook
Every woman: geez kunikida. too much information
Dazai: Hey, Nakahara Chuuya-kun! Let's get to work! Boss's orders!
Chuuya: What are you, mental?! Shut up, dammit!
1:13 chuuya’s high pitch scream just hit different
2:06 every shipper lost consciousness in this scene istfg
Chuuya on Dazai's lap, mama I'm dying🤧💗
Also Ranpo-san being cute and chaotic😍
Me: * watching this while bathing *
Atsushi: *AaaakuTAgawuaAAAAAAAA*
My fam in the other room: honey, r u OkAy???
no one:
Atsushi: hMpf mMpf NmPf
Kunikida: And now he got questions!!...
Atsushi: hmPF MmPf mpF
Dazai: how are you two communicating with each other??
Episode 2 in Season 1
minute 6:00
the fact that they once said it makes this whole video better 💀
Ranpo: lemme just have a little bite-
Ranpo: **CHOMP**
Kyouka: O_O
Dazai: I have no such taste in men
Also Dazai: moans Chuuya's name all the time
I WHEEZED at Kenji's face at 0:27
No one:
Atsushi: did this guy just say Damn?!
0:33 OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT-
the amount of times i replayed 00:29 when i first watched it tho 😂 maybe bc it's something i do irl 😂
(edit: also 00:38, that "Goodu Morning" is iconic and should be everyone's alarm tone 😂)
No one:
Chuuya:I'm fifeteen.I'am still growing!
BUNGOU STRAY DOGS ONCE SAID PART 3 PLEASE😢
Dazai : Akutagawa, you’ve became strong.
Akutagawa : **falls**
Dazai : *ayaya*
0:59
Sir you lie, that is why I like and prefer the english dub of that scene
0:26 I had to keep repeating this lol I can't get over Kenji's face
0:58 eXcePt FoR cHuUyA
0:29 the duality of this man
*GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH*
“You’ve grown strong”
* faints *
We have that scene on first part lol
@@WallabeeJade isn’t it literally the most on character thing aku has EVER done lmaooooo
@@vaishnavisingh247 YEP IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST SCENES EVER
0:33 PLS 😭😂😂
Part 2 hell yeah!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Didn't think yt could make me laugh any more today than bsd wan teaser 2 did but here I am
Man: what do u think of that detective? 😃
Ranpo: what are you..stupid?
Man:
Ranpo: No rhetorical questions are rude, you are stupid
| Season 2, Ep 7 |
Dazai: I mean, Gin-chan over there was a dainty little girl, this tall.
Higuchi: *G-girl?*
0:28 KENJI'S FACE WITH THE FILTER I CANT 😭💀✋
dazai: Oi Nakahara chuuya-Kuuuuuuuuun!
No one:
Phone:*starts ringin'*
Atsushi:nani? Nani?NAni?NANI????
Dazai:GuTOo MoOrNInG