Tarot Card Reading with Saffron- FIVE DATES

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 3 роки тому +211

    “Upright? 😃 The card says you killed a man in Leeds in 2004 and were never tried for your actions.”

    • @B1G_Dave
      @B1G_Dave 3 роки тому +11

      *ends the date*

    • @cruddy177
      @cruddy177 2 роки тому +10

      Minimum tarrif of 25 years

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 2 роки тому

      this a reference?

    • @Gun_Metal_Grey
      @Gun_Metal_Grey Рік тому

      ​@@amp4105
      Limmy's criminal record

  • @fgcvhhbvjhbj
    @fgcvhhbvjhbj 3 роки тому +124

    This game gives us a deep understanding into Limmy and Lynn's relationship

    • @chilldude30
      @chilldude30 3 роки тому +49

      Long suffering woman

    • @IRVDawg
      @IRVDawg 2 роки тому

      sure he's had a few LYNS in his time!
      hold up wait you spelt it right

    • @seankelly378
      @seankelly378 2 роки тому

      Few lines too I hope

  • @HullzOSRS
    @HullzOSRS 2 роки тому +29

    "You have drawn the ace of leaves. This means I'm about to have a panic attack."

  • @seanross7611
    @seanross7611 3 роки тому +77

    The sight of this man's biceps triggered her panic attack

  • @reason42
    @reason42 3 роки тому +88

    Limmy holding a mirror to every relationship ever.

  • @GS-go9qq
    @GS-go9qq 2 роки тому +41

    The timing of "this is going to be a disaster" was exquisite.
    The old man's still got it

  • @sayno2lolzisback
    @sayno2lolzisback 2 роки тому +7

    "Ah so you didn't choose the page of pentacles? Interesting choice. Your mother has 5 days to live."

  • @pashwayar
    @pashwayar 3 роки тому +37

    Raymond Day would smash this

  • @TestAccount-uu9vp
    @TestAccount-uu9vp 3 роки тому +24

    my name is saffron and welcome to paraside

  • @a1-x-yt
    @a1-x-yt 3 роки тому +18

    ‘You just watch it, an I’ll go back to ma maze’

  • @_chipchip
    @_chipchip 3 роки тому +27

    The ambo operator wasn’t taking that seriously at all. She didn’t write down shit and went straight to the team room after.

  • @cameronhunter5398
    @cameronhunter5398 3 роки тому +15

    That first card perfectly sums Limmy up. Very very concerning

  • @jasonhollis3958
    @jasonhollis3958 2 роки тому +4

    There are very different types of readings you can do. they all have one thing in common. they’re all absolute bollocks 😂😂😂

  • @kevin_heslip
    @kevin_heslip 3 роки тому +15

    Anyone else notice the colors on that maze pillow are flipped at 17:44?

    • @9Randompeoplz
      @9Randompeoplz 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah there’s two pillows. Must’ve accidentally switched them around after her panic attack or something

  • @KnightmareUSA
    @KnightmareUSA 2 роки тому +6

    At first I thought this was a limmy reaction to obscure random ytube tarot reading

  • @Law9652
    @Law9652 2 роки тому +4

    "we are gonna be talking about dust under da couch"

  • @florence9728
    @florence9728 2 роки тому

    The absolute anticipation of the first 30 seconds. Stoney face not saying a word has me fitting, lambs to the slaughter.

  • @Manhandle730
    @Manhandle730 2 роки тому +3

    He called it not even a minute in. A disaster.

  • @FunnyFiveADay
    @FunnyFiveADay 2 роки тому +6

    Mate some of the stuff your doing is very let's say Interesting great value in it love seeing things from your angle keep grinding mate Not evryone gets it but that's there problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @clement592
    @clement592 3 роки тому +9

    22:20 hahaha

  • @olzwolz5353
    @olzwolz5353 3 роки тому +21

    Limmy covertly admitting he has terrible communication skills.

    • @Gun_Metal_Grey
      @Gun_Metal_Grey Рік тому +1

      yeah, its called ADHD, and Limmy has it.

  • @johannesstoll5896
    @johannesstoll5896 3 роки тому +2

    8:34 hmpf? good point old man

  • @jasonhollis3958
    @jasonhollis3958 2 роки тому +1

    I just hope when she does the cards. she gets One more day one more day 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thefreebirthdoula
    @thefreebirthdoula 2 роки тому +1

    The panic attack acting is sooooo bad 😂

  • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
    @DCI-Frank-Burnside 2 роки тому +5

    Five Dates could have done with a cynical foul mouthed Glaswegian, to give it a bit of grit.

  • @jonnybaxter8844
    @jonnybaxter8844 3 роки тому +6

    Tory with tarot

  • @chinny_reckon
    @chinny_reckon 3 місяці тому

    Who calls an ambulance for a panic attack?

  • @Liusila
    @Liusila 3 роки тому +8

    Why would people want to experience dating while not dating themselves? It’s like getting the calories of food someone else has been eating.

    • @RenegadeShepard69
      @RenegadeShepard69 2 роки тому +2

      I think that about a lot of things on the internet honestly. But this might have been some of Limmy's best content of the last year.

  • @thefreebirthdoula
    @thefreebirthdoula 2 роки тому

    999 for a panic attack 😂

  • @chunkymilk
    @chunkymilk Рік тому +1

    is this really how people interact?

  • @jasonhollis3958
    @jasonhollis3958 2 роки тому

    Hippies are my pet hate 🤦‍♀️😂

  • @milolouis
    @milolouis 2 роки тому

    Ahh please add responses vs banter time scales on the vid.

  • @DiaryofaDitchWitch
    @DiaryofaDitchWitch 2 роки тому +1

    Or we could do a tarot reading haha

  • @PantsofVance
    @PantsofVance 3 роки тому +17

    Saffron is straight eye candy

    • @TheGamerThing
      @TheGamerThing 2 роки тому +7

      Mr cringe

    • @muscleandhate
      @muscleandhate 2 роки тому +9

      @@Dream_Weapon you noticed Limmy doesn't feel the need to comment on their looks?

    • @Xa_WEh
      @Xa_WEh 2 роки тому +7

      Limmy is straight eye candy.

    • @InsideJob2001
      @InsideJob2001 Рік тому +2

      Is it now offensive to call a person attractive

    • @mftmss7086
      @mftmss7086 11 місяців тому

      she do be kinda snack

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 3 роки тому +6

    Weird fucking uno game this is

  • @sb_dunk
    @sb_dunk 3 роки тому +11

    What the hell is up with this girl's Rs? She doesn't sound like she's from Edinburgh or South West England.
    Is she part American?

    • @_chipchip
      @_chipchip 3 роки тому

      Yeah I keep hearing an Aussie accent in there.. But the R is throwing me off.

    • @cfytcf
      @cfytcf 3 роки тому +7

      The actor was born, and partly raised, in Singapore

    • @Rompler_Rocco
      @Rompler_Rocco 3 роки тому +33

      It seems that she is indeed semi-rhotic, which can be attributed to a vast array of cultural and geographic influences. Considering her vocal posture and rate of speech, as well as the timbre and inflection of her voice, I would posit (or at least make an educated guess) that I'm trying to sound super smart.

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 3 роки тому

      @@cfytcf Which part?

    • @tomdrahos7739
      @tomdrahos7739 3 роки тому +4

      @@Rompler_Rocco You do sound very smart Sir

  • @Manhandle730
    @Manhandle730 2 роки тому +3

    “You’re so hot, you’re so hot”?….. well ok easy there. You’re a nice looking lady for sure but Christ sakes get over yourself.

  • @edmund8941
    @edmund8941 Рік тому

    Vinny shouldn't be so hard on himself

  • @scrimshaw7470
    @scrimshaw7470 3 роки тому +33

    Pink hair= warning, bad for your health
    Same concept as poison dart frogs

    • @tomdrahos7739
      @tomdrahos7739 3 роки тому +1

      That's brilliant

    • @ladygodiva4141
      @ladygodiva4141 3 роки тому +2

      You do realise this is a game.

    • @MeatMan-ku9qe
      @MeatMan-ku9qe 3 роки тому +14

      It’s exactly like that saying - Pink hair in morning, shepherd’s warning. pink hair at night, shepherd’s delight.

    • @scottmalkinson9545
      @scottmalkinson9545 3 роки тому +9

      Poison dart frogs have colours to prevent predators not sexual partners

    • @tomdrahos7739
      @tomdrahos7739 3 роки тому +3

      @@ladygodiva4141 But it isnae. It's a tool for developing emotional intelligence and/or sociopathy.

  • @absurdrhino
    @absurdrhino 2 роки тому

    hundreh per cen

  • @PunishedPig
    @PunishedPig 3 роки тому +9

    I care not what any of you say about Saffron, I would kiss her on the mouth (if she was interested of course hahahahahahhahaha)

    • @ladygodiva4141
      @ladygodiva4141 3 роки тому +5

      Bless you.

    • @PunishedPig
      @PunishedPig 2 роки тому +1

      @@ladygodiva4141 back a week later. I feel much the same way if not even more invested in my crush on this... "Saffron" person

    • @ladygodiva4141
      @ladygodiva4141 2 роки тому +5

      @@PunishedPig she exists. In London. You just need to track anyone with an entry into any top drama school.

    • @PunishedPig
      @PunishedPig 2 роки тому +16

      @@ladygodiva4141 do not encourage this behaviour

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 3 місяці тому

      Not sure she's worth a kiss, but there is something else I'd do to her mouth.

  • @mergiemerge1120
    @mergiemerge1120 3 роки тому +13

    Yeah that's a no for Saffron from me, as soon as I saw that horrible nose ring or the tarot cards or whatever else she went on about in the first date, I'M OUTTA THERE BABY!! Hard pass!!

    • @Lortenerfrisk
      @Lortenerfrisk 3 роки тому +4

      I would bet you everything that shes quite the sexual person

    • @MeatMan-ku9qe
      @MeatMan-ku9qe 3 роки тому +1

      It’s a game I doubt she is real

    • @Lortenerfrisk
      @Lortenerfrisk 3 роки тому +1

      @@mergiemerge1120 In what really gross way? Can you give some examples?

    • @dropit7694
      @dropit7694 2 роки тому +2

      @@Lortenerfrisk She looks like the type that knows the Kama Sutra off by heart

  • @thefreebirthdoula
    @thefreebirthdoula 2 роки тому +1

    Cringing ‘ell this game