ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Took Me for LUNCH!

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @extremedeano
    @extremedeano Місяць тому +400

    MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS PLEASE DANNY!!!
    rather than rating the top rated "solid tens" every time, it's time to rate the random unexpected establishments who have no idea who you are!
    These represent 90% of take aways around the country!
    Keep up the good work pal

  • @muzz77722
    @muzz77722 Місяць тому +210

    That were a solid 1 but I'm guessing your number 2 won't be 😂

  • @gerard7653
    @gerard7653 Місяць тому +277

    The man in the shop looked a real barrel of laughs 😂

    • @SPUNKER1000
      @SPUNKER1000 Місяць тому +1

      😊😊😊

    • @JJPwfelli
      @JJPwfelli 29 днів тому +11

      Bottom of the barrel more like.

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 22 дні тому +5

      That camera gave him a heart attack

    • @andrew1753
      @andrew1753 22 дні тому +11

      Place looks more like a mosque… I wonder if they have bacon 🥓 and eggs 😂

    • @laurencefrazer
      @laurencefrazer 19 днів тому +13

      He was probably annoyed he actually had to cook something, it's probably only a money laundry place haha. Especially with it being cash only.

  • @reshmapatel325
    @reshmapatel325 Місяць тому +49

    Bring the editor back. He is soooo funny. I love you and him together so much chit chat and I loved it when you asked him to try the food.

    • @legster983
      @legster983 Місяць тому +4

      Agree , they make a really funny team x

  • @matthewtaylor6140
    @matthewtaylor6140 Місяць тому +193

    I prefer the bad review videos. They are funnier

    • @pjoseph5950
      @pjoseph5950 Місяць тому +11

      100%

    • @sallychandler7859
      @sallychandler7859 Місяць тому +4

      I knew before you opened the boxes it was going to be 🤢

    • @chalkynottscountyfc9716
      @chalkynottscountyfc9716 Місяць тому

      You get used to seeing the good videos so that bad ones made a refreshing change,the bloke who served him looked as disinterested as fuck,that kebab looked rank

    • @BeingD2023
      @BeingD2023 Місяць тому +1

      not every were can be good. some place are there just due to price

    • @DavidAnthonyDickerson
      @DavidAnthonyDickerson 29 днів тому +5

      ​@BeingD2023 to be fair that wasn't particularly cheap, considering the poor quality of the food, Danny did right by exposing the shite places where you should not go to eat, not worth a dose of Delhi belly 😮😮

  • @DesSherwoodGuitarTuition
    @DesSherwoodGuitarTuition Місяць тому +101

    Owner was totally uncomfortable from the word go. He knew his 'food' wasn't up to scratch. Those bits of chicken ... eww... I'd have taken that crap back.

    • @susiejakes3019
      @susiejakes3019 Місяць тому +15

      I was turned off when the owner put his hand on his nose, then put on his apron and didn't wash his hands. Unhygienic! He looked so reluctant to sell the food. I would have left without ordering. Food inspectors should shut that place down. Why did passersby tell Danny that the food was good? Is it because they were on camera.,

    • @g3everex
      @g3everex Місяць тому +4

      Pluck your chicken before frying! Looked nasty as the owners personality!

    • @alanthomson1227
      @alanthomson1227 Місяць тому +2

      Bits you got had probably been taken back several times the night before .

    • @garyhillman4993
      @garyhillman4993 Місяць тому +1

      Hairy chicken

    • @greg9871
      @greg9871 Місяць тому

      Why does he buy from crap takeaways like that! Eh? Some Indian takeouts are filthy beggars! Ugh 😩

  • @MPH1982
    @MPH1982 Місяць тому +316

    The fact there was no queue and nobody ready to serve says everything about that place

    • @andrewellison1203
      @andrewellison1203 Місяць тому +11

      @@MPH1982 agree 👍

    • @ItsTonyMontanaMayn
      @ItsTonyMontanaMayn Місяць тому +10

      It’s literally a cheap chicken shop what do you expect 😂. The fact that he went to a chicken shop and got fish and chips and a kebab is honestly pretty stupid

    • @MPH1982
      @MPH1982 Місяць тому +12

      @@ItsTonyMontanaMayn the shop is called “barkerend fisheries”. Did not see the kebab as well with the “chicken”?

    • @MichaelWiddop-tc6ll
      @MichaelWiddop-tc6ll Місяць тому

      It’s cooked in rapeseed oil disgusting 🤢 it looks crap 💩

    • @MPH1982
      @MPH1982 Місяць тому +2

      @@EdfromJeduse your eyes it was 1pm - 6:43

  • @Drones_and_more
    @Drones_and_more Місяць тому +74

    The reciept was a tax fiddle as well, cash sale, cancelled but cash went in the till, he will have that out at the end of the night lol

    • @gregevigan
      @gregevigan Місяць тому

      how do you know?

    • @leenadalutti6694
      @leenadalutti6694 Місяць тому +15

      @@gregeviganas a cancelled order it’s saying it never happened, thus nothing to declare to the taxman.

    • @pepsi_max2k
      @pepsi_max2k Місяць тому +1

      When was it cancelled? They had a receipt printed through the POS which would suggest nothing was cancelled and you just made that up.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Місяць тому +13

      @@pepsi_max2k - Apparently the receipt had 'NOT PAID' printed on it.

    • @0808-w9q
      @0808-w9q 18 днів тому

      I would have immigration check the workers out, more than likely illegals

  • @davidyoung5764
    @davidyoung5764 Місяць тому +173

    Hi, as soon as the guy in the shop started wiping his nose and didn't wash his hands I would have got out of there..And that food would vindicate my actions..sorry .

  • @88walker
    @88walker Місяць тому +13

    Enjoying Danny talking more frequently with editor, adds a new layer to the format, rather than just Danny just talking into the camera. More like this please. 👍

  • @iloveketo1
    @iloveketo1 Місяць тому +189

    What a miserable man he was. Poor Danny. I would have done one straight away with an attitude like that. 😢.

    • @ToadsAndFrogs12
      @ToadsAndFrogs12 Місяць тому

      Send them all back.

    • @jeffwhite-ri5th
      @jeffwhite-ri5th Місяць тому

      They don't get white people in Bradford

    • @RsR6969
      @RsR6969 Місяць тому +16

      Yeah, he wasn’t doing much to promote his business to the world.

    • @ToadsAndFrogs12
      @ToadsAndFrogs12 Місяць тому

      We ought to send them all back! SEND THEM ALL BACK!!

    • @GsCConcrete123
      @GsCConcrete123 Місяць тому +13

      @@RsR6969 only cash as well hmm.

  • @steve3291
    @steve3291 Місяць тому +30

    Not expecting videos for the next few days whilst Danny recovers.

  • @peterwoodward6859
    @peterwoodward6859 Місяць тому +141

    That take way place needs a check from the health inspector and HMRC especially as it’s cash only and the receipt he gave you said not paid. looks very dodgy to me.

    • @ranavalona24
      @ranavalona24 Місяць тому +6

      Yeah. "Not Paid" on a receipt for cash! What's that about? Rhetorical question, of course.

    • @patrickmalone1902
      @patrickmalone1902 Місяць тому +8

      they get away with it

    • @mikkdc
      @mikkdc Місяць тому +6

      @@ranavalona24 Possibly so if Danny went back to get his money back cos it was awful, they could just say "Show me the receipt... oh thats right, you didn't pay, we gave it you for free" Maybe that's why he looked shifty when hew saw them filming. He knew Danny had evidence to say otherwise 😆

    • @neilkeepingitreal
      @neilkeepingitreal 28 днів тому +1

      Exactly what I was about to say but no need coz you beat me to it pal...

    • @thejudderman8265
      @thejudderman8265 23 дні тому

      Illegal immigrant racket.

  • @bruiSER-
    @bruiSER- 27 днів тому +17

    Honestly had my heart in my mouth with this one. When fish smells 'fishy' that could be a sign of ammonia and that's serious if you get food poisoning off of that. He also thought you were 100% food inspectors at first.

    • @DepressedAsfGaming
      @DepressedAsfGaming 25 днів тому

      He definitely knew his shop was about to get exposed to his face says everything the moody mf but he deserves it I’m sick of people like him making all food bad and don’t care about your health.

  • @redarkle2582
    @redarkle2582 Місяць тому +160

    Even the flies were going in and out to get some fresh air !!!!

  • @AutismSpectrumWorld
    @AutismSpectrumWorld Місяць тому +6

    I cannot remember how many years I have followed u but I think I started follow u during covid. Mate, u are an absolute legend! Thank u so much for putting a smile on me face !

  • @Gregorio-27
    @Gregorio-27 Місяць тому +87

    Never heard a review to say, "Like eating a dead donkey". Now that is a review! great video.

    • @ruddock7
      @ruddock7 18 днів тому

      Unfortunately for Danny it was probably a dead Donkey, cat or dog!!

    • @lukasjanusas6258
      @lukasjanusas6258 16 днів тому

      Im dying here omg hahaha

  • @hijazlander
    @hijazlander Місяць тому +13

    I think even the guy serving was like "I wouldn't eat from here pal" lmfao.

  • @kevinblock2307
    @kevinblock2307 Місяць тому +75

    Wow a 1 from Danny means it’s completely inedible

    • @jamesd755
      @jamesd755 Місяць тому

      You calling Danny a human waste dispoal unit? 🤣

    • @RealCarts
      @RealCarts 24 дні тому

      @@jamesd755he’s saying a 1 is an extremely low score by Danny’s standards, so essentially aye.

  • @roosterman7588
    @roosterman7588 Місяць тому +62

    how dare people serve up shit like that!!! get the health department onto em!

    • @rezlaso2742
      @rezlaso2742 Місяць тому +7

      And the hygiene level is 5? Yeah right 😂😂

    • @ILIUIKIE
      @ILIUIKIE Місяць тому

      @@rezlaso2742 i checked it online - its legit lol. they probably just know when the inspector is coming so they pull out all the stops around that time

    • @tommytaylor1351
      @tommytaylor1351 27 днів тому +2

      I am reporting this to the health board.

  • @Vhalior666
    @Vhalior666 Місяць тому +156

    Takeaways that serve that rubbish to the British Public should be shut down. It's an absolute disgrace how low the standards have gotten in many parts of the UK. Bring back the good ol' British Fish and Chip Shops!

    • @jamesanthony4034
      @jamesanthony4034 29 днів тому +4

      Just say what you're really thinking. You aren't wrong.

    • @ibby1295
      @ibby1295 28 днів тому

      that might be true but to be fair hasnt danny tried many fish and chip shops that are good around the UK?

    • @NM-yo5kq
      @NM-yo5kq 26 днів тому

      Any excuse to get the old racism in, right lads?

    • @spyretto
      @spyretto 23 дні тому

      I wonder why, are there any British-born people left to run these establishments any more?

    • @adamwhite1556
      @adamwhite1556 22 дні тому +1

      ​@@spyrettothere's a chippy not far from us ran by Pakistani's and it's superb. One of the best chippys around

  • @northnsouth6813
    @northnsouth6813 Місяць тому +18

    Service with a smile! guess he's having a bad day, the same as yesterday and no doubt tomorrow.

  • @bryzot7242
    @bryzot7242 Місяць тому +94

    The neighbour's got as far away as possible & even took their house with them😂

  • @K666_ANB
    @K666_ANB Місяць тому +14

    NO NO NO! Red flags when bossman can't speak or comprehend the "England"

  • @eddieaicken5687
    @eddieaicken5687 Місяць тому +136

    If the public health inspectors in the area watch this channel... lol... there could a visit soon.

    • @secondhandman
      @secondhandman Місяць тому +23

      I'd honestly would report the bussiness after this. Food poisoning can be a serious issue. Hope we won't be hearing of Danny being hospitalized or just being sick for a few days after this one.

    • @SK-xg9rs
      @SK-xg9rs Місяць тому +3

      Locals love it

    • @Luckyjo21
      @Luckyjo21 Місяць тому

      @@SK-xg9rs White people serving they wouldn't

    • @sasproductions701
      @sasproductions701 Місяць тому +5

      @@SK-xg9rs when u say locals u mean like 13 year olds and below. no sensible adult going there.

    • @samconroyy
      @samconroyy Місяць тому +5

      Unfortunately a lot of places in Bradford have 5 stars like this 😂

  • @WeAreThePeople1690
    @WeAreThePeople1690 Місяць тому +17

    Rotten fish and rotten chicken, the flies appearing as soon as it was opened, tells its own story. AI algorithms must be programmed to recommend the lowest standards first.

  • @Bert-lw1ot
    @Bert-lw1ot Місяць тому +160

    The guy in the shop needs some customer service training! 😂😂

    • @KingPepper41
      @KingPepper41 Місяць тому

      Tell me about, probably Racist, and hates White people, like half the world.

    • @rehzinx6874
      @rehzinx6874 Місяць тому +8

      im drunk and he probs wont have a job tomoz was poor

    • @PEREZ_1986
      @PEREZ_1986 Місяць тому

      Absolute T**T should not be in customer service.

    • @Reallyhurtz
      @Reallyhurtz Місяць тому +13

      Or a deportation

    • @Reallyhurtz
      @Reallyhurtz Місяць тому +7

      The food was horrible but at least the owner was a jerk

  • @eddym6
    @eddym6 Місяць тому +12

    23:51 "It's like eating a dead donkey" don't think Danny ever despised food like this. This place is definitely a no-no

  • @secondhandman
    @secondhandman Місяць тому +58

    having seen the whole clip... this is something to report to food inspection. Hope you'll be ok after having a bit of that fish to be honest. Food poisoning can be very serious.

    • @BigSharkmoney
      @BigSharkmoney Місяць тому +8

      Food inspector doesn't give a shit there's probably like 10 of them in the whole UK anyway

    • @oddities-whatnot
      @oddities-whatnot Місяць тому +1

      @@BigSharkmoney sounds like I need to be one of them.

    • @NeilusNihilus
      @NeilusNihilus Місяць тому +1

      ​@@BigSharkmoneyI live on the Isle of Wight and they definitely do give a shit here. They regularly inspect and rate takeaways and restaurants and follow up on inspections if needed.

    • @mikkdc
      @mikkdc Місяць тому +2

      They have a 5/5 hygiene rating from an inspection carried out in Jan 2024, looking at the governments food hygiene rating.

    • @secondhandman
      @secondhandman Місяць тому +3

      @@mikkdc well, that's what I also noticed when looking them up allthough while watching the footage of this video I already noted 4 major violations on food safety standards. Been working for years in food industry, worked on a bunch of small and bigger audits myself on the job. An audit is a snapshot in time and most of the times announced in advance. The guy wipes his face, beard and nose at least three times while taking the order and no hand washing or sanitising after that for sure ; that meat on the grills/spits clearly stayed there from the day before without cooling and you can see in the footage how bad it looks when Danny starts eating it, fresh fish has no distinctive smell and when it tastes/smells like chemicals that fish is off for sure.

  • @stroobzz6754
    @stroobzz6754 Місяць тому +42

    Fish n chips shop that does kebabs is a red flag straight away 😂

    • @DavidWardle
      @DavidWardle Місяць тому +3

      Not always, the chippy I use has one section that does normal chippy stuff and another section that does kebabs and pizza. When an order comes in, it goes to the section that deals with it. One of the best kebabs I've had and their fish is great too

    • @seancharlie8476
      @seancharlie8476 Місяць тому +5

      I disagree

    • @JJPwfelli
      @JJPwfelli 29 днів тому +1

      Absolutely.

    • @gilesj2215
      @gilesj2215 25 днів тому

      Sure there's a few exceptions to the rule but I think ya spot on
      🚩

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 24 дні тому +2

      They aren't proper chippies you are tight

  • @Caino-g2w
    @Caino-g2w Місяць тому +88

    That fish died twice 😅

  • @ololiver92
    @ololiver92 Місяць тому +26

    The tax inspection is coming up soon....

    • @82vitt
      @82vitt 25 днів тому +3

      Your're having a laugh. What, for a couple quid? The inspector's time would cost more than what the bill of unpaid tax would add up to. While the public is being f.. over by politicians and their mates to the tune of billions?

  • @johnhooton8299
    @johnhooton8299 Місяць тому +39

    There was a clue when you walked into an empty shop with stuff already in the warmer, the guy came in off the street with no washing of hands, and that fish could have been stood in water overnight or worse re-frozen, but will he see your review and or even care

    • @LPeck1985
      @LPeck1985 10 днів тому

      Maybe he'll do a review on how his arse suffered that night.

  • @DevilDemonDogThing
    @DevilDemonDogThing Місяць тому +19

    this was class, a return to form!
    more of these random shops, more of the editor
    love the vids

  • @bryan-MadEyes
    @bryan-MadEyes Місяць тому +104

    I'd have walked out..not worth the risk!! Total shambles. And obviously cash only..wonder why??

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 Місяць тому +20

      When you go to a takeaway establishment and it's cash only they are fiddling the Taxman😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @RobertHoltYorkshire
      @RobertHoltYorkshire Місяць тому +7

      Maybe it's cash only to keep the prices down?

    • @pepsi_max2k
      @pepsi_max2k Місяць тому +5

      Two reasons: 1. card payments cost the business, and you, more money through card transaction fees. Why do you want to pay them? 2. It's bradford. The owners likely use Islamic banking, and I'm not sure there's many POS card readers that would fit that.

    • @garyhillman4993
      @garyhillman4993 Місяць тому +1

      and cash only is in his back skyrocket wake up. Same as all the chinkis cash only then straight down to casino with it

  • @erminman74
    @erminman74 Місяць тому +4

    18:36 I'm not putting that in my mouth" 18:44 " It just looks wrong". Danny's best review in ages. Pure entertainment. More like this please Danny.

  • @kurt2742
    @kurt2742 Місяць тому +19

    Danny’s definitely pissing out his arse tomorrow. That food looked shite 🤣

  • @yellovanneil
    @yellovanneil Місяць тому +8

    Fair play mate, no way would I ever eat out of that place. Great video as always.

  • @DaveWhitehead
    @DaveWhitehead Місяць тому +17

    Whether the first customer or the last, the service and quality of the offering should be consistent to a good standard. Our local chippies will only open their doors when food is fresh and ready to serve.

  • @mingyeewong1590
    @mingyeewong1590 Місяць тому +10

    That’s an absolute shocker. Food quality looks bad and Customer service is poor. definitely avoiding that place. 😂

  • @brianlawrence8401
    @brianlawrence8401 Місяць тому +39

    That wasn't yesterday's fish - that was a week last Wednesday's fish.

  • @mrfrye18
    @mrfrye18 Місяць тому +5

    so much energy behind that counter 😂😂😂
    "it's cooked through".... as if its a positive... 😂 thats the least you expect

  • @buddygoodlet1112
    @buddygoodlet1112 Місяць тому +13

    "It's as if you're scaring it with flavour...and it runs off". Love it.

  • @zickan0826
    @zickan0826 Місяць тому +13

    Finally a decent review instead of just beautiful, amazing, perfect food. Even the chicken had hair on it, haha

    • @garyhillman4993
      @garyhillman4993 Місяць тому

      It’s cold in Bradford the chicken have hairs inside too

    • @zickan0826
      @zickan0826 Місяць тому

      @@garyhillman4993 lol, not sure its supposed to be on the chicken that u eat :D

  • @nigelmitchell5726
    @nigelmitchell5726 Місяць тому +26

    Wiped his nose was a nice move 😂

  • @simonstewart9393
    @simonstewart9393 Місяць тому +29

    He probably thought you were from immigration 😂😂

  • @thomastaylor4094
    @thomastaylor4094 Місяць тому +21

    Jesus that food was grim. Not worth the risk even trying that fish… it could have made you seriously unwell.

  • @simontrezise8495
    @simontrezise8495 Місяць тому +7

    Yes, more videos like this, and test some of the Google and other approval ratings. Tripadvisor has let me down more than once. I'm always curious to know if the high-scoring places are really as good as the web thinks they are. Great channel, by the way.

    • @markwinter8315
      @markwinter8315 Місяць тому

      I was suckered twice by TripAdvisor, I've ignored it ever since ☹️

  • @oohmeshreddies
    @oohmeshreddies Місяць тому +17

    Best video I've seen done by you in ages so nice to have a change from the edible food.

  • @TheParanormalChambers
    @TheParanormalChambers Місяць тому +8

    Even the fly went the other way 🤣

  • @TAYI0R1
    @TAYI0R1 Місяць тому +29

    9:42 His face 😂😂😂 He should've ran out.

  • @arthurmorgan8601
    @arthurmorgan8601 Місяць тому +8

    The whole meal looked fowl !!! Minging!!

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns Місяць тому +19

    Camera man is going to be in for a treat 😂

  • @paulstones1451
    @paulstones1451 Місяць тому +8

    Not a good sign when no one else has been to buy something while you have been sat there

  • @themysteriousman2907
    @themysteriousman2907 Місяць тому +19

    Even Rats wouldn’t eat out of there 😂😂

    • @BeingD2023
      @BeingD2023 Місяць тому +1

      that's not fair the rats eat the chicken and what's left is what they did not want

  • @muzikman2008
    @muzikman2008 Місяць тому +5

    Even the flies turned their noses up at it pmsl 😂👌 Brill!

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Місяць тому +55

    I wouldn’t eat that if you paid me, worst looking food I’ve seen on the channel…solid 10 🤣

    • @hc-qt4hm
      @hc-qt4hm Місяць тому +3

      🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @Captainperfection
      @Captainperfection Місяць тому

      Look troll, you are clearly unhappy yet you CONTINUE to leave comments. Just leave

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 Місяць тому +9

      Fullmooncry…you’re the one who’s clearly unhappy, you cry on every video. Just leave

    • @hc-qt4hm
      @hc-qt4hm Місяць тому +6

      @@Captainperfection no trolls here that food looked terrible, my comment was not aimed at Danny, would you of sat there had eaten it? Even Danny gave it a 1🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @Captainperfection
      @Captainperfection Місяць тому

      Did i say i would? No

  • @AndysTransport
    @AndysTransport Місяць тому +4

    Need to do more with the editor love your banter together also you get the dodgy food places with him 😂 love it😅

  • @ALoneWoIf
    @ALoneWoIf Місяць тому +2

    Me: Why did you recommend a bad place to Danny (Rate My Takeaway)?
    ChatGPT: "If you're referring to a video where Danny from Rate My Takeaway ended up at a less-than-stellar restaurant, I promise I had nothing to do with it! Danny often takes suggestions from his viewers or explores new places that seem popular or intriguing, hoping to find hidden gems. However, not every place can live up to the hype, and sometimes, that's part of the fun in his content-seeing his genuine reactions, whether good or bad.
    Plus, Danny's always honest, which keeps his reviews authentic and entertaining."
    Me: He asked YOU.
    ChatGPT: "That’s pretty amazing! I didn’t realize Danny had actually typed a request to ChatGPT during a video. If he ended up at a rough spot, then I owe him (and his viewers) a much better recommendation next time. Danny’s genuine and funny reactions make his reviews unique, so maybe the "bad" stop added to the entertainment factor.
    I'll make it up to him with a more solid recommendation next time! Let me know if you’d like help finding a real hidden gem for Danny’s next takeaway adventure."
    Maybe next time it'll do better given a 2nd chance lol.

  • @keithbarber-ball1886
    @keithbarber-ball1886 Місяць тому +13

    Without doubt you have earned your money today Danny. (Horror Show)
    You defiantly entered the twilight zone in this one.
    Its Defiantly Nightmare on Bradford street or "I Wont Be back"

  • @loksterchu7398
    @loksterchu7398 Місяць тому +5

    ‘It smells absolutely rank…’ 😂😂😂

  • @mattsparling9843
    @mattsparling9843 Місяць тому +36

    You're going to be rating toilet paper in the morning after that!

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Місяць тому +4

    What a surly and borderline-contemptuous server that guy was! I wonder whether it was a racial thing, a surprise filming thing or that is just his sunny personality towards everyone! 😲

  • @KillboFraggins
    @KillboFraggins Місяць тому +10

    Seems as though someone there figured out the algorithm on recommending restaurants using AI and gave themselves great reviews, which definitely aren’t warranted

  • @chrissteel5304
    @chrissteel5304 Місяць тому +2

    A mix of both recommended takeaways and random AI picks is a great idea, if you travel to an unfamiliar town and don't know the area you just have to make a choice - could end up here. Spare us all Danny!

  • @westyorkshirepajero
    @westyorkshirepajero Місяць тому +23

    The best video yet
    Absolutely hilarious
    Review more cess pool takeaways!
    The dirty dirty man
    Needs shutting down!!

  • @armbl1743
    @armbl1743 29 днів тому +1

    Keep the recommendations coming! I like seeing Danny enjoy his food.

  • @kieranbleasby5398
    @kieranbleasby5398 Місяць тому +21

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 What an absolute shambles of a gaff.

    • @Rowan-d2y
      @Rowan-d2y Місяць тому +2

      🤣I’ve seen better shambles to be fair!🤣😂

    • @kieranbleasby5398
      @kieranbleasby5398 Місяць тому

      @@Rowan-d2y Yorks good tbf

    • @Rowan-d2y
      @Rowan-d2y Місяць тому

      @@kieranbleasby5398 Now that’s a nice shambles!😊

    • @NeilusNihilus
      @NeilusNihilus Місяць тому +1

      An absolute shambles of a city as well 😂

  • @daleshaw5815
    @daleshaw5815 Місяць тому +6

    Unbelievable... would never eat there. Thanks for the review.

  • @DarrenCooper-d3c
    @DarrenCooper-d3c Місяць тому +13

    Rude owner and Danny I'm agreeing with you fair play mate definitely a score of 1 and that's being generous 😂

  • @philcollinson328
    @philcollinson328 Місяць тому +1

    Aww...I wanted to see Danny tap dance, ride a horse and tell editor he loves him 🤣 Actually found this format one of the best I've watched recently.

  • @secondhandman
    @secondhandman Місяць тому +8

    been reading some reviews on the bussiness... several do mention issues with food poissoning... can't believe this bussiness just stays open like that...

  • @geordieasassin
    @geordieasassin Місяць тому +6

    Mr happy lol he looked so happy to see a customer looked like he wasn't even listening to what u wanted 😂needs shutting down that place they ovloiusly don't even know the fish is stinking !!!!!

  • @nigelmitchell5726
    @nigelmitchell5726 Місяць тому +8

    Turn round and get the hell out of there 😂

  • @luckrequired5382
    @luckrequired5382 Місяць тому +27

    The owner/server probably thought Danny and Editor were health inspectors lol

    • @TAYI0R1
      @TAYI0R1 Місяць тому +6

      Don't worry he has a legitimate 5 star hygiene rating.
      He definitely didn't buy the sticker online.

    • @secondhandman
      @secondhandman Місяць тому +2

      worked in food industry long enough to know it's easy to get a 5 star rating when the audit happens on a pre planned date. After that audit you can do whatever you want, they're not auditing on a daily base. The state it's in now and the food it served that we've seen now it would be closed on the spot if any inspection would happen.

    • @C_Pedro13
      @C_Pedro13 Місяць тому +4

      Sh!t himself🤣

    • @garyhillman4993
      @garyhillman4993 Місяць тому +1

      5 stars for picking his nose n scratching his ass

  • @sukhi17
    @sukhi17 Місяць тому +10

    Dreadful! I can’t believe the passersby were bigging it up 😂

  • @AA-dy3qw
    @AA-dy3qw Місяць тому +3

    That fish was a long time frozen, that's why it tasted too fishy (from what I can tell) and the batter didn't stick to it) I guess the AI can't always be trusted

  • @randomhato
    @randomhato Місяць тому +2

    Should have saved that one for the Halloween Special Danny! That looked like a bag of horror!

  • @redzebra22
    @redzebra22 Місяць тому +23

    Just looked online…the food hygiene rating is 5!! The Trip Advisor reviews are savage though!

    • @RsR6969
      @RsR6969 Місяць тому +7

      It’s likely that the actual rating is much lower. Local news reports in London recently showed a number of establishments whose ratings on the doors weren’t genuine. Fair chance this place falls in that box too.

    • @redzebra22
      @redzebra22 Місяць тому

      @@RsR6969 Yeah, it was assessed in January 2024 so had plenty of time to descend into chaos 😂

    • @RsR6969
      @RsR6969 Місяць тому +1

      @@redzebra22 Well, let’s hope the Environment Health Officer for Bradford Council is a Rate My Takeaway subscriber and may be planning to pay this place a visit sooner rather than later.

    • @garyhillman4993
      @garyhillman4993 Місяць тому +2

      That 5 star rating is from the owner himself

    • @craigfoy6604
      @craigfoy6604 Місяць тому

      It was on the door of the shop

  • @aarona3606
    @aarona3606 Місяць тому +6

    A chippy selling kebabs is always a bad sign

    • @trancemeister
      @trancemeister 22 дні тому

      How? Our chippy sells kebabs and they are always 10/10… plus the pizzas are up there with the best in the north east of England

  • @jay-lm4we
    @jay-lm4we Місяць тому +4

    The owner seemed surprised someone wanted to actually order food.

    • @garyhillman4993
      @garyhillman4993 Місяць тому

      Way he picked his nose I bet he does a nice snot n bogey pie

  • @aidenleeds
    @aidenleeds Місяць тому +22

    Brings a whole new mesning of bradford the city of culture 😂😂😂

  • @patrickbyrne9971
    @patrickbyrne9971 Місяць тому +5

    eating from that takeaway is equivalent to self harm

  • @g3everex
    @g3everex Місяць тому +3

    A dead donkey! I laughed out load and couldn’t stop. I woke my wife up. I showed her the video . We laughed our butts off!

  • @ahux87
    @ahux87 Місяць тому +1

    I like the negative reviews, it shows the good, the bad and ugly within in the take away industry. It helps people give certain take aways a miss.

  • @hebburncurly
    @hebburncurly Місяць тому +11

    Do the AI once a month, just for the laughs

    • @AndysTransport
      @AndysTransport Місяць тому +1

      4 times a month aka once a week be more fun

  • @pbarnfield
    @pbarnfield Місяць тому +2

    Actually a very good way to do it, rather than keep up with the best takeaways as recommended by us lot. Definitely continue this idea going forwards. Indeed looks rough AF!

  • @klfav3477
    @klfav3477 Місяць тому +23

    I've come to order some food, is that ok?🤣
    I bet you wish he said no.

    • @leenadalutti6694
      @leenadalutti6694 Місяць тому +2

      He was thinking, if you want a week off work then carry on 😂

  • @bunkerbusterexplore
    @bunkerbusterexplore 18 днів тому +1

    That bluebottle fly came out of the kitchen to warn you not to eat it. Then he went back inside to shat on the next blokes food!

  • @galljnr8866
    @galljnr8866 Місяць тому +6

    I would have walked out immediately … Red flags 🚩

  • @ianreid
    @ianreid Місяць тому +3

    Don't fancy your stomach and arse when that rancid food kicks in

  • @pepperpot542
    @pepperpot542 Місяць тому +12

    As soon as he walked in i thought to myself fuck that 🤢

    • @HA05GER
      @HA05GER 22 дні тому

      assalamu alaykum my brother 😂

  • @annangel3749
    @annangel3749 Місяць тому +2

    Id crack up if one day someone asked for a photo and Danny told them to do one! He has patience of a saint 😅

  • @keithemerson6002
    @keithemerson6002 Місяць тому +6

    Danny's shit won't be a solid 10 tomorrow.

  • @Paddington_Clifford
    @Paddington_Clifford Місяць тому +2

    Danny is a genuinely friendly polite bloke . I didn't like this rude man speaking to him like s**t. Don't take liberties with your customers. Bloke didn't even crack a smile I cant stand owners like this .I wouldn't go back no matter the quality of the food - the quality of the professionalm left a bad taste in my mouth .

  • @justinr7542
    @justinr7542 Місяць тому +78

    Likely a front for money laundering

    • @Coolio28
      @Coolio28 Місяць тому +1

      Don’t be daft

    • @jordanscarborough-ht7zx
      @jordanscarborough-ht7zx Місяць тому +8

      @@Coolio28 guessing you’re an Asian brother

    • @Coolio28
      @Coolio28 Місяць тому

      @@jordanscarborough-ht7zx guessing you live in a shit hole like Scarborough?

    • @gregevigan
      @gregevigan Місяць тому +1

      based on what?

    • @Coolio28
      @Coolio28 Місяць тому

      @@jordanscarborough-ht7zx guessing you live in Scarborough 😂😂💩💩

  • @BenMossWoodward
    @BenMossWoodward 29 днів тому

    I feel sorry for Danny and I know that he wants to be as nice as possible, but honestly I loved this. You go somewhere - no idea where to go and sometimes you get a lemon. It's almost more valuable to me to know where to avoid over where's a solid 10. (unless they both cost the same!!!)

  • @stouty6784
    @stouty6784 Місяць тому +30

    Terror cell in the backroom defo 😂

  • @94RIPCobain
    @94RIPCobain 13 днів тому +1

    This place is absolutely slated on Google reviews and for good reason.

  • @djhgaming9402
    @djhgaming9402 Місяць тому +8

    Ai couldn't have recommended you a worse place I live in Bradford and I wouldn't eat from there