out of all the strange choices in this game the fact that the golden deagle was the same gun that was used to kill abraham Lincoln is the most baffling one. Thats like parody level
i almost cried when martha suddenly WHIPPED OUT her huge golden deagle, and just kept talking but gesturing wildly with it, often pointing it right at daniel
"It was a shotgun, not an ax! I remember what it felt like when the buckshot hit me!" Is the best line out of this entire game. Actually floored me when I heard it.
I love how the characters are like "we have no idea what is happening, why are all the places we visit full of monsters" as if the police station didn't have a sheet of story concepts straight from the design doc in it that explained exactly what happened.
The single good quality of this game is David's voice acting. He is so bizarrely professional and emotive surrounded by the... all of the rest?? of the game?
I want to see a game where someone goes into a spooky house and rotates blocks to spell a spooky message and every other character in the game is fully aware of how ridiculous that is but the protagonist doesn't understand why anyone would think it's silly.
You'd need to get someone bad at writing stories to write a story and then get someone good at writing stories to edit it without communicating with them.
Him being a-day-younger-than-18 actually breaks a lot of the game. Why is he moving into the house at 17? Where is his case worker, or what have you? Why is he on an adult dating site at 17? He couldve lied his age, but they like never bring that up.
Him lying about his age doesn't work either since his sister contacted him through the dating site, so she knew he'd be on there and she'd be able to talk to him through it somehow. And since she knew he was 17 at the time it's wild for her to assume he'd be lying about his age so he can go on a dating site lul. Really they could have just made him 20 instead and solved all these issues but they didn't for some reason
A thing that especially gets me about that scene is that she called it "a real bitch to put together" as if she didn't clearly just set a single cake down and light it.
If not the worst game of 2023, it's definitely the laziest. An exhausting AI-generated asset-flip cashgrab with absolutely no thought put into... Anything. It makes Garden of Banban look good by comparison. It makes Gollum look like a polished AAA title. Underrated highlights including the main character constantly calling his sister two different names (Martie? Martha?), hiding the lower half of the father's face as he speaks to avoid animating lip movements, and the solution to the police station's computer "puzzle" being one room over written on a wall verbatim. Truly an experience
@@blueloops7437 the thing was supposed to be that he was like being influenced by the grandma to do the murders but because that's only really emphasized at the very end it comes off really weird
say what you will about Deadly Premonition, but at least that dev recognized that the gun combat was a shitty afterthought and gave you infinite ammo as consolation.
Source Engine doesn't have any problems with clipping through people's heads to see the sides of their eyes because the eyes don't actually move - it's all handled by a shader.
be me >got a new house from dead grandma >get jumscared by discord notification >turns out I got a match on tinder >chat with new wife >find out that grandma was into satanism or whatever >chat a bit more >power goes out >get dragged through the living room >flip the breaker >see aparition of old woman >go back to chatting >find a padlock on a door >the code is grandma's death day >make a cryptic message with kids letter cubes (starting to get weird) >new wife gets worried and asks you to leave the house >"I don't even know you" >new wife says she will get me >play piano and find a new door >some weirdo comes into the room (need to lock front door after this)
why does the game start out as a P.T clone, then go to hours of wandering empty forests blasting the same three monsters with a golden abraham lincoln killer deagle
watching this again, there's no way this game's writing and script AREN'T ai generated. there's things that almost sound human but don't make any sense at all.
looking back at this, it is absolutely INSANE that Ai generation and premade assets have gotten to the point u can make something that looks vaguely like a modern game with little to no effort. I'm incredibly worried how many people are gonna get tricked going into the future to buy SLOP cause the creator bought assets from someone better than them
The game completely fails to understand what makes the early Silent Hill games good. Like even downpour wasnt exactly perfect but its was pretty good compared to other later silent hill games... The way the monsters in this game just show up is so dumb. I love watching Scorpy play bad games tho im having a blast watching this.
Makes perfect sense that it was headed by a former Bloober dev honestly. They persistently cite Silent Hill as an influence and seem to love the series a lot but couldn't analyze WHY to save their goddamn lives.
Same, that's all I could think about with most of the environments in this game lul. The only one that didn't set off alarms in my head was the police station but I'm sure it's a premade asset too
Parts of this game remind me of that one bad horror game he played with the follower lady who you could press a button to put a party hat on her and you had to like. Kill ghost zombies?? I think??
ok not to nit pic but why is everything grungy except the pumps of this gas station? They are just so clean and nice compared to everything else it just stands out in a bad way. 3:49:16
I don't understand the ammo in this game, why not make it infinite overwatch style? There's no resource management like in resident evil or silent hill after the first forest, you HAVE to kill a majority of enemies.
it goes away while scorpy's doing the bad computer animation bit at 1:04:04, so unless he happened to have another reason to turn chat off right about then i think he may have done it on accident while turned away. i missed this live so i really wish i could see chat's reactions to some things =(
I honestly struggle to call this a game, no effort or thought was put into any of this and every single step they took in the "creation" of this ✨thing✨ couldn't have stumbled any harder. Just absolutely pathetic and sad Huge respect to y'all not losing your mind from this thing
I cant imagine being Baaulp, leaving with a puzzle horror game and coming back to see the same protagonist is a death fight with an Elden Ring Boss
out of all the strange choices in this game the fact that the golden deagle was the same gun that was used to kill abraham Lincoln is the most baffling one. Thats like parody level
Local Tinder User Finds John Wilkes Booth's Gun, Confronts Nudist Father
That "Fuck!" line read really does sound like the VA cut his hand off in real life.
Notably Daniel only causes extreme harm to everyone around him and then the game ends
"Can you do me a favor?"
*already headed that way* "You wanna look at the turd again?"
"Nonononono!"
i almost cried when martha suddenly WHIPPED OUT her huge golden deagle, and just kept talking but gesturing wildly with it, often pointing it right at daniel
Love when something from a comedy bit shows up played completely straight in a piece of media
"It was a shotgun, not an ax! I remember what it felt like when the buckshot hit me!" Is the best line out of this entire game. Actually floored me when I heard it.
I love how the characters are like "we have no idea what is happening, why are all the places we visit full of monsters" as if the police station didn't have a sheet of story concepts straight from the design doc in it that explained exactly what happened.
The single good quality of this game is David's voice acting. He is so bizarrely professional and emotive surrounded by the... all of the rest?? of the game?
I hope he gets better roles after this. He actually did a great job and it’s sad this was the vessel for it.
"Good actor vs bad writing" is my favorite genre
Haha. Vessel. Get it? Vessel. Hehe
the first half lulls you into a sense of security so the second half can be even worse
1:07:23 This is literally dialogue from Ready Player One, word for word. This game's writing might actually be AI generated
I imagine asking an AI for “a gun used by a famous killer” and it says John Wilkes Booth and they just go with it.
I want to see a game where someone goes into a spooky house and rotates blocks to spell a spooky message and every other character in the game is fully aware of how ridiculous that is but the protagonist doesn't understand why anyone would think it's silly.
You'd need to get someone bad at writing stories to write a story and then get someone good at writing stories to edit it without communicating with them.
@@BenLubarDark Dungeons movie
Going to need someone to boundary break this game just so I can see what the hell is going on in some of these scenes
trog's exasperation at games like this makes it all so much funnier
i love whenever trog is on a stream he is simply one of the goats
also mike. mike has such an infectious laugh i love him
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he's not a goat he is a dog
@@Tulip_bip a goat is a kind of dog you fool
unbelievable that this vod also mentions chris bores and a genies wish
splatoon salmon run type fit on scorpy that i deeply appreciate
Boy is worried about the horror game when he should be worrying about the Horrorboros
stop fighting the forest beasts and start fighting the ocean beasts we’ve got high tide to deal with
Him being a-day-younger-than-18 actually breaks a lot of the game. Why is he moving into the house at 17? Where is his case worker, or what have you? Why is he on an adult dating site at 17? He couldve lied his age, but they like never bring that up.
Him lying about his age doesn't work either since his sister contacted him through the dating site, so she knew he'd be on there and she'd be able to talk to him through it somehow. And since she knew he was 17 at the time it's wild for her to assume he'd be lying about his age so he can go on a dating site lul. Really they could have just made him 20 instead and solved all these issues but they didn't for some reason
@@ninjabunny9526 Or like 21, so that they can force-feed him some evil alcoholic potion, for maximum goofiness.
@@jrosewater
Weird how the demonic cult trying to bring the end of the world is concerned about age of consent for its sacrifice.
This game and Greyhill incident are identical in vibes.
I remember someone called grey hill a “wet carpet smell” game. Absolutely applies here.
2:10:34 for my favorite moment in any video game ever....what was the narrative importance of this i nearly started crying
A thing that especially gets me about that scene is that she called it "a real bitch to put together" as if she didn't clearly just set a single cake down and light it.
Oh god… if the VOD was uploaded that means this wasn’t a fever dream
it wasnt just an evil dream
@@kiwitchi5053W?! Fuuuuuuuck!!!
the first half of this game is one of the funniest things i've seen in my life
theres a poop in the tolier
🫵🏻👶🏻
That is where it goes good job!!
a poop on the table. a gps in the toiler.
:(
If not the worst game of 2023, it's definitely the laziest. An exhausting AI-generated asset-flip cashgrab with absolutely no thought put into... Anything. It makes Garden of Banban look good by comparison. It makes Gollum look like a polished AAA title. Underrated highlights including the main character constantly calling his sister two different names (Martie? Martha?), hiding the lower half of the father's face as he speaks to avoid animating lip movements, and the solution to the police station's computer "puzzle" being one room over written on a wall verbatim.
Truly an experience
not to defend this game on any front, but i think martie is supposed to be a nickname for martha
this game is so bizarre i have no idea what tone they were going for
3:14:50 this entire thing about the gun reminds me of how the frogger bios were worded
Am I media illiterate or is the story making the dad seem like a ok guy near the end. Did I miss something while watching or is the writing that bad
@@blueloops7437 the thing was supposed to be that he was like being influenced by the grandma to do the murders but because that's only really emphasized at the very end it comes off really weird
The pacing in this game makes Arthur and the Invisibles look like Citizen Cain by comparison
say what you will about Deadly Premonition, but at least that dev recognized that the gun combat was a shitty afterthought and gave you infinite ammo as consolation.
Source Engine doesn't have any problems with clipping through people's heads to see the sides of their eyes because the eyes don't actually move - it's all handled by a shader.
That doesn't sound like a universal truth
be me
>got a new house from dead grandma
>get jumscared by discord notification
>turns out I got a match on tinder
>chat with new wife
>find out that grandma was into satanism or whatever
>chat a bit more
>power goes out
>get dragged through the living room
>flip the breaker
>see aparition of old woman
>go back to chatting
>find a padlock on a door
>the code is grandma's death day
>make a cryptic message with kids letter cubes (starting to get weird)
>new wife gets worried and asks you to leave the house
>"I don't even know you"
>new wife says she will get me
>play piano and find a new door
>some weirdo comes into the room (need to lock front door after this)
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wait, did he accidentally turn off chat on screen during the "animated wrong at the computer" bit at 1:04:04
why does the game start out as a P.T clone, then go to hours of wandering empty forests blasting the same three monsters with a golden abraham lincoln killer deagle
perfect game to fall asleep to
IM COMING BACK TO THIS VIDEO TO SAY THAT HADES 2 IS 30 BUCKS. I CANT BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK PEOPLE TO PAY FOR THIS
watching this again, there's no way this game's writing and script AREN'T ai generated. there's things that almost sound human but don't make any sense at all.
looking back at this, it is absolutely INSANE that Ai generation and premade assets have gotten to the point u can make something that looks vaguely like a modern game with little to no effort. I'm incredibly worried how many people are gonna get tricked going into the future to buy SLOP cause the creator bought assets from someone better than them
6:23 for socpens socpens socpens (skip to pre-stream talking)
The game completely fails to understand what makes the early Silent Hill games good. Like even downpour wasnt exactly perfect but its was pretty good compared to other later silent hill games... The way the monsters in this game just show up is so dumb.
I love watching Scorpy play bad games tho im having a blast watching this.
but is downpour not the "other later silent hill games" in question?
@@gags1608nah, downpour was rattling off the rails but it still clings where it can imo
Makes perfect sense that it was headed by a former Bloober dev honestly. They persistently cite Silent Hill as an influence and seem to love the series a lot but couldn't analyze WHY to save their goddamn lives.
Can confirm this vod is great for sleeping
I swear I have seen this house before in another game, must be some asset...
Same, that's all I could think about with most of the environments in this game lul. The only one that didn't set off alarms in my head was the police station but I'm sure it's a premade asset too
I gotta wonder if the house at the start was made as a demo/vertical slice before they pivoted what the game was
Well a little investigation shows it's a slightly modified unreal asset like the rest of the game so that's probably not true
that design document is reminding me of resident evil 7-8
I miss the weird gramma already. Gramma come back
This guy loves his magic gun that shot wilkes booth
I swear to Got I've seen that Six-armed tall monster in Forewarned (the mummy phasmophobia game)
Parts of this game remind me of that one bad horror game he played with the follower lady who you could press a button to put a party hat on her and you had to like. Kill ghost zombies?? I think??
i cant believe this is $30. it's offensive is what it is
Game that makes you sick
2:58:20 wait wait wait thats the name of the guy from Jersey Shore, WHAT
ok not to nit pic but why is everything grungy except the pumps of this gas station? They are just so clean and nice compared to everything else it just stands out in a bad way. 3:49:16
this game's writing is on some deadly premonition shit
Yes
3:13:10 timestamp for the finding of the document that spoils the game
The title was cut off, and I thought this was a Tom Scott video lol
the thumbnail isn't Adam Driver???
I don't understand the ammo in this game, why not make it infinite overwatch style? There's no resource management like in resident evil or silent hill after the first forest, you HAVE to kill a majority of enemies.
he was on a dating site as a minor youre not allowed to do that...
azurik mentioned 🎉
Why does the main character look like James Somerton
They tried to google "James Sunderland" so they could copy Silent Hill some more but spelled the name wrong
Why does the twitch chat leave like halfway into the vod I noticed it did that when I was watching it on twitch before the youtube upload
idk I miss chat though 😢
@@beepatpenthey died badly 😢
it goes away while scorpy's doing the bad computer animation bit at 1:04:04, so unless he happened to have another reason to turn chat off right about then i think he may have done it on accident while turned away. i missed this live so i really wish i could see chat's reactions to some things =(
your fit was tuff today scorpens
I honestly struggle to call this a game, no effort or thought was put into any of this and every single step they took in the "creation" of this ✨thing✨ couldn't have stumbled any harder. Just absolutely pathetic and sad
Huge respect to y'all not losing your mind from this thing
Bookmark: 4:51:30
7 minutes into the game and holy shit this is actual garbage
Spoiler: Manhunt wasn't a better experience.
Hereditary if it sucked