It's character building you can enjoy the company of good men when you know they have your back, when you don't know time to leave it's a beautiful story. Great humour
made me cry with laughter it must have been harsh at the time but love how they see the funny side had me giggling and seymour your so right if you have one true friend you are so blessed agree with ya m8
I think Dave does not take life too seriously, he has his haters but so does many gangsters. I read his book "stop the ride i want to get off" it is a real funny book. I recon Dave is the funniest gangster.
What is bullshit??? The public record shows seymours detention in Tenerife at the time in question.... you are one of those people who knows fuck all and thinks they are clever..... complete wanker
dancinghippy,make you absolutely right These guys have led a life and things happen in their world that would terrify our commentators below.Also the thing about DC and Seymour is they are not afraid of telling you they were afraid, its how you deal with it from then on which decides the outcome.
That was hilarious 😂and it did happen because, I see a programme about Tenerife years ago and Joe of Bobbys bar said that happened gunshots on the stairs of his bar at Courtney.
Omg Dave Courtney was this 1-14th July 2000 My mate stood in your toes by accident, seen a huge fight on the steps Bobbys. Garda flooded the place think We met up in sound of Cream. You had a blood in your heed. So that was defo you. Have to show my pal this he was aff on 1 raving away lolz then that all happened I played peacemaker.
Hello Whywette. Lol. Top work. I met dave in Lucky Luton 3weeks ago outside the shop. Real talk. I asked him about Wolfy. Yvette darlin tell him tommy said Ello....i was in jail the Mount prison with Wolfy 30 years ago... Tommy gunnz lucky 🍀 Luton. SEYMOUR BLESSEDSTARRRR! 🔥
I’ve actually got a pain of my jaw’s over the way Dave told that story especially after smoking a few joints Dave is a very funny dude when he wants to be he filled all the blanks never left anything out on that story,, Big Seymour a proper gentleman who loves a good laugh as well but Dave is a comedian when telling his story’s,, Rest in peace Dave Courtney you legend Badly missed by all of us,, You lived life your way and you were the yellow pages of the underworld,, You got laughing big time mate ,,,, We all won’t forget about you Dave,,,,
I fucking love that Muriel he had painted on the side of his castle.... I mean council house. Sir Dave Courtney on his mighty steed ready to save all the damsels in distress
I reckon the guy who went into a coma and died didn't mention Dave's name before going into a coma...he would be in it as his beating ended...it would have been some of the staff in the bar who assumed the guy's attackers were with Courtney and made it up...
I'm telling you ! If they both had glasses on ,you'd swear it was the two Ronnie's . Oops I meant the two wally's did you notice Courtney said at3.23 my seymore
I was working a night shift at a care home a few weeks ago. After I'd put the old people to bed I was asked to sit outside their bedrooms for the night. I wandered over to a bookshelf and spotted Dave's autobiography 'Stop The Ride, I Want To Get Off.' I picked it up and read it. What a revelation. Here's a fella who knows exactly who he is and remains 100% true. Respect!
simon Young I accepted the job working nights while waiting for a dbs to come through on another offer. I agree, it is a piss take. My advice is to find out who is conducting each dbs that is undertaken, and pester them until you get satisfaction.
***** police imformant? maybe, but in what world, are you in the same world as dave? a complete bullshitter who has made a living out of pretending he was a gangster, so your fake also? English channel??? lmfao.
After the success of Legend the directors have decided to do a follow up film about Dave. Dom Littlewood will play Dave, Frank Bruno will play his wife, and Marriner will be played by Charlie Drake. Should be a classic ? Who knows ?? Who cares ?? Not me.
And then the alarm went off and I woke up ,then I just went down to collect my social welfare payment, then I went down the pub and started another load of shite for the rest of the day
honour amounst theives is rare, the mans correct when he saying most ya mates would dip and leave you stranded, i always been my own man and play by my own rules, don't need anyone to back me up and keep myself to myself, there was a time when i ruled and had my day and i was loyal to the game and i got fucked over by my so called mates and most of them now have nice jobs and family ect as they was never real criminals,,, thats why they still hate me because i am still my own boss and still live life by my rules while these twats pay their taxes and act like law abiding citizens! i aint saying i am proud of being a criminal, for me its just a way of life and thats it, i aint a bully and don't shit on my own door step, people may say many things about dave courtney and most of them have never met the guy but still think their opinion matters!? i've had the same said about me and i suppose to be a grass?? all too easy for someone to stain your character or call you a nonce, either way they are setting you up for a beating, i always had my side of the story but the only ones who listen are the ones normally stirring the pot, it took about 10 of them with a gun to give me a beating, i am 5 foot 7 and fight with my fists so what chance did i have, i just moved away and let them have their shitty area to themselves, the irony is after what happened to me most of the criminals got jobs as they all fell apart over trust issues and power issues LOL i could of seeked revenge and took them out one by one and the only reason i didnt is these so called criminals would spill their guts to the police!! and i was suppose to be the grass!?!? work that one out, anyway i need to get back out there and start earning again, any chance of a job Dave Courtney?
@Lee Sharp i am my own Boss, i don't need a job as i run my own business,, lol,, and i bet u would not call him a twonk to his face,, Dick head fuck off and get a life,,
I watched a few videos of Dave some I’ve seen before and some I haven’t like this one. I am not liking the negative comments about him, ffs he’s dead and can’t reply so I hope you feel like a big man now he can’t retaliate. If you don’t like him just don’t bother watching the vids and remember his kids will most likely be reading the comments. Have some respect. never say anything online that you are not prepared to say to someone’s face. Respect is a dying art unfortunately in this day and age .
RIP Dave Courtney London Legend
@@HA-qm7oh How did he pass away???
It's character building you can enjoy the company of good men when you know they have your back, when you don't know time to leave it's a beautiful story. Great humour
a good criminal keeps his secrets till death
This isn't a secret. It was all over national news.
@@longhotsummer7307 What is helmet cheese?
@@jasonantigua6825 😂😂😂😂
made me cry with laughter it must have been harsh at the time but love how they see the funny side had me giggling and seymour your so right if you have one true friend you are so blessed agree with ya m8
I think Dave does not take life too seriously, he has his haters but so does many gangsters. I read his book "stop the ride i want to get off" it is a real funny book. I recon Dave is the funniest gangster.
Tenerife Tourist Board have this on their website.
I can't tell whether that's hilarious or depressing
You wanna be them
Tenerife is well known for being dodgy as fcuk
King Louis 69 nah only Veronica strip
Love it glad it all worked out 👍
Can’t wait to book a holiday to Tenerife
These two are obviously a couple.....
For God's sake I'm in pissfits of laughter. Dave is hilarious telling thier story! Just superb!!
It happened the way he said i was there having a beer with a 6ft leprechaun and a french unicorn, i dont lie. Im english 😊
😂
Say what you want about dave Courtney,he's fckn funny.
Very amusing. Thanks for upload.
Good mates always back up each other’s bullshit stories
Your mate always backs you up then!!!
What is bullshit??? The public record shows seymours detention in Tenerife at the time in question.... you are one of those people who knows fuck all and thinks they are clever..... complete wanker
@@charliebowen5071 he's jealous and led a sheltered life. Plonker.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. 😂
What’s he making up bruv????
dancinghippy,make you absolutely right
These guys have led a life and things happen in their world that would terrify our commentators below.Also the thing about DC and Seymour is they are not afraid of telling you they were afraid, its how you deal with it from then on which decides the outcome.
Absolute legend the greatest and hardest gangster that this country has ever produced
Proper carrot 🥕
😆😆😆
Total shite.....there's many who would argue differently and they'd be right
Obvious troll
A Helmet of mahooosive proportions.
"He's stood beside me since l had a fringe". 😂 😂 😂 😂
Why don't these guys make a film ! Fucking great story by two top blokes !!!
init fuck off jason you rent boy
He should know, he's been in one.
3 Pints Of Gravy You talking to me boy?
Great story, they need to take their show on the road, funny guys.....
Totally agree
Dave Courtney sounds like Zippy from Rainbow 🌈
Ohh no Geoffrey
These two are actually very funny
Funny queer not ha ha
Quite agree John.
John Ansell to anyone with less than 2 brain cells.
This is just so funny Dave yr a brilliant story teller I really enjoyed watching it xx
How much for a shaft shuffle?
very funny story...enjoyed it
Not a man to cross runs London crime families and writes funny books - unusual mix comedian and Londons guvnor! Superb!
Your a funny guy Dave, good luck to ya mate
I've actually watched this a few times now. Such a funny story!!! The Courtney war cry ' RUN AWAY, HOOoooo' 😂😂😂😂
And that folks is the REAL Dave Courtney. Nothing but a shit house when real gangsters come to town.
That was hilarious 😂and it did happen because, I see a programme about Tenerife years ago and Joe of Bobbys bar said that happened gunshots on the stairs of his bar at Courtney.
Dave Courtney is without a shadow of doubt the greatest and hardest gangster that the UK has ever produced, he is my idol
Omg Dave Courtney was this 1-14th July 2000
My mate stood in your toes by accident, seen a huge fight on the steps Bobbys.
Garda flooded the place think We met up in sound of Cream. You had a blood in your heed.
So that was defo you.
Have to show my pal this he was aff on 1 raving away lolz then that all happened I played peacemaker.
That is a mad story. Dave courtney is hilarious
Can't beat the British sense of humour. Can never make my mind up about Courtney, but there's no denying he's a funny fucker!
Hello Whywette. Lol. Top work. I met dave in Lucky Luton 3weeks ago outside the shop. Real talk. I asked him about Wolfy. Yvette darlin tell him tommy said Ello....i was in jail the Mount prison with Wolfy 30 years ago... Tommy gunnz lucky 🍀 Luton. SEYMOUR BLESSEDSTARRRR! 🔥
Nice one, Dave.
I remember when I had my first beer 🍺
Loved that story.
I’ve actually got a pain of my jaw’s over the way Dave told that story especially after smoking a few joints
Dave is a very funny dude when he wants to be he filled all the blanks never left anything out on that story,,
Big Seymour a proper gentleman who loves a good laugh as well but Dave is a comedian when telling his story’s,,
Rest in peace Dave Courtney you legend Badly missed by all of us,,
You lived life your way and you were the yellow pages of the underworld,,
You got laughing big time mate ,,,,
We all won’t forget about you Dave,,,,
How embarrassing is this
+Harry Peck very
Not at all!
The Palmer that Courtney mentioned. Is it timeshare Palmer who was shot at home in Essex?
Yes. Palmer ran this island for yrs…
I bet this never even happened and if it did it probably happened very differently from how he tells it
Come on dave tell the truth you dreamt it didn't u
Great clip
Seymour.....please blow your nose next time
RIP Dave Courtney
You will always live on ❤
I fucking love that Muriel he had painted on the side of his castle.... I mean council house. Sir Dave Courtney on his mighty steed ready to save all the damsels in distress
look what ever you may think about Dave, this a very funny story
nosebuzz007 Do nothing say nothing Courtney
Love Seymour ... not seen him in years x
Does anyone remember Jackanory? I loved that show as a kid..ER, fuck, sorry where did that come from?!
Great story! Loved it!
This is my favourite story rip dave
Gotta love Dave go on you tell the story couldn't keep quiet for more than a minute and carry's on with story 😂 rip Dave
the haters they jump on bandwagon never mate Dave makes me laugh
Walt
He reminds me of Charlie from the getaway
like to go and see his home at the back the legends the old school guys photo
I reckon the guy who went into a coma and died didn't mention Dave's name before going into a coma...he would be in it as his beating ended...it would have been some of the staff in the bar who assumed the guy's attackers were with Courtney and made it up...
Enough Is Enough.
FREE CHARLIE BRONSON!
Pack of ol fannies ffs 🤔
Dave have you and Gaffer made up yet?
Enter raj
DC say says he ain't a grass !!!
he offered up two names at the start, of this video !!!!
JUST SAYING !!!
Shut up you mug
@{504} Little Puppet {504} You two are getting on my nerves
I want to give you both a good slap
Lol Dave Courtney does make ya laugh u can’t take that away from him
Fred Bob doesn’t make me laugh
I'm telling you ! If they both had glasses on ,you'd swear it was the two Ronnie's . Oops I meant the two wally's did you notice Courtney said at3.23 my seymore
Best knock knock joke I’ve ever heard
I'm just here for the comments 😂
Brilliant funny story.
GANG BANGERS FROM FUCKIN CORNWALL.?
gray k lol
jackanory
16.40 “one of them blowie wind things”. You mean a windmill mate. That’s a man that’s never looked after or treated his kids
fake again???
I was working a night shift at a care home a few weeks ago. After I'd put the old people to bed I was asked to sit outside their bedrooms for the night. I wandered over to a bookshelf and spotted Dave's autobiography 'Stop The Ride, I Want To Get Off.' I picked it up and read it. What a revelation. Here's a fella who knows exactly who he is and remains 100% true. Respect!
read it lmao great humour
How long did your dbs check take? I had one take 6 months!!! So I lost that job. Just waiting for another check now. Piss take
simon Young I accepted the job working nights while waiting for a dbs to come through on another offer. I agree, it is a piss take. My advice is to find out who is conducting each dbs that is undertaken, and pester them until you get satisfaction.
***** police imformant? maybe, but in what world, are you in the same world as dave? a complete bullshitter who has made a living out of pretending he was a gangster, so your fake also? English channel??? lmfao.
wouldnt surprise me if she did seeing as my dads black, probably your dad too.
Was in bobbys 30 years ago I was 16
Robbed thrown down stairs back again next night xx old school
Great story lads - funny!!
Why all the negative comments... this was a blinding story. DC is a funny fucker end of story..
totally agree mate. seems like a top bloke an obviously a good mate to have by your side. 👍
He's a legend in the low IQ peasantry community.
Carl Thecouncellor Couldn't have put it better myself mate ! Two top blokes that are obviously very capable,wish the two would make a film.
Turd Biscuit You fucking mug !
Carl Thecouncellor 👍🏿
Rest In Peace Dave 🙏🏼🤞🏼
After the success of Legend the directors have decided to do a follow up film about Dave. Dom Littlewood will play Dave, Frank Bruno will play his wife, and Marriner will be played by Charlie Drake. Should be a classic ? Who knows ?? Who cares ?? Not me.
You was stitched up
funny as fuck, he makes me laugh, hard man when he was young
He wasn't that hard. Remember to read more about that sort of thing, if you can.
Palmer was a proper gangster. And look what happened to him
Courtney is Bi, his ex confirmed that much.
He’s not!
@@jasonantigua6825 oh yes he is
He's behind you.
Does anyone know what year this took place...
2000. July I believe. Everyone heard about it.
Fucking Brilliant tale true or not..... Mint👍
Who was that Cornwall crew
Jay slater tenerife probably linked happen him
Good bloke Seymour
What ever happened to 'Seymour' as he hasn't been seen with Dave for years.
TheGooners11 He tells the truth! Why does he need to lie???
And then the alarm went off and I woke up ,then I just went down to collect my social welfare payment, then I went down the pub and started another load of shite for the rest of the day
That's fucking brilliant!
Does Courtney take it off him or the opposite is it lol 😂
He's plating arss again
Dave is on the whizz, he can't not join in, when he asked his mate to tell the story. 😂
Wasn't that Sullivan bloke who ended up dead the don out in Tenerife.
Palmer
Sod that ,glad I wasn't there 😂
My Seymour. Ain’t that a guy with 3 eyes 😂😂 good old bullshit
People don’t realise how dangerous Tenerife is.
Mad mad gaff. I reigned it in after my first night down Veronica’s. Fuck that
honour amounst theives is rare, the mans correct when he saying most ya mates would dip and leave you stranded, i always been my own man and play by my own rules, don't need anyone to back me up and keep myself to myself, there was a time when i ruled and had my day and i was loyal to the game and i got fucked over by my so called mates and most of them now have nice jobs and family ect as they was never real criminals,,, thats why they still hate me because i am still my own boss and still live life by my rules while these twats pay their taxes and act like law abiding citizens! i aint saying i am proud of being a criminal, for me its just a way of life and thats it, i aint a bully and don't shit on my own door step, people may say many things about dave courtney and most of them have never met the guy but still think their opinion matters!? i've had the same said about me and i suppose to be a grass?? all too easy for someone to stain your character or call you a nonce, either way they are setting you up for a beating, i always had my side of the story but the only ones who listen are the ones normally stirring the pot, it took about 10 of them with a gun to give me a beating, i am 5 foot 7 and fight with my fists so what chance did i have, i just moved away and let them have their shitty area to themselves, the irony is after what happened to me most of the criminals got jobs as they all fell apart over trust issues and power issues LOL i could of seeked revenge and took them out one by one and the only reason i didnt is these so called criminals would spill their guts to the police!! and i was suppose to be the grass!?!? work that one out, anyway i need to get back out there and start earning again, any chance of a job Dave Courtney?
What fantasy world do you live in petal?
@Lee Sharp i am my own Boss, i don't need a job as i run my own business,, lol,, and i bet u would not call him a twonk to his face,, Dick head fuck off and get a life,,
FreefromtheMatrix #73 You fucking snatch sniffer
@@jasonantigua6825 you hate me cos you ain't me, go fuck yourself pussy,,,
Say what you want about dave. Then try to convince me he wouldn't be a blast to hang out with. I'll wait....
He wouldn't be a blast to hang out. Maybe if you're bent though he would.
Love the Spanish guy refusing to run away and chose to stay and die 😂😂
Hey Dave it would be cool to meet you .. again I say this you and yr firm stayed at my. Resort
A proper melt the Old dread❗
I watched a few videos of Dave some I’ve seen before and some I haven’t like this one. I am not liking the negative comments about him, ffs he’s dead and can’t reply so I hope you feel like a big man now he can’t retaliate. If you don’t like him just don’t bother watching the vids and remember his kids will most likely be reading the comments. Have some respect. never say anything online that you are not prepared to say to someone’s face. Respect is a dying art unfortunately in this day and age .
sweet, sort us out a bit sniff cuz.
Tork ter meh!
here listen we like you both ok hi n bye