Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job. David Rodriguez

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  • Опубліковано 25 лип 2024
  • Don't tell me how to do my job was David Rodriguez's response when his wife told him not to tell the jokes he tells in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip David talks about something more terrifying than the check engine light coming on in your car, and what school was like during the pandemic. Whether you're someone who ignores your check engine light, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from David Rodriguez is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 65

  • @ericschmitzer
    @ericschmitzer 16 днів тому +30

    Shout out Comedy Fort, Fort Collins (CO)! David is the fantastic owner and a helluva stand up comedian.

  • @reehanataj2208
    @reehanataj2208 16 днів тому +20

    His jokes are brilliant. It's been ages since I've seen a realky great comedian.

  • @rochellemaselli6072
    @rochellemaselli6072 16 днів тому +7

    I am incredibly thankful that during the "zoom schooling" I had one in college & the other was a Jr in HS. I CANNOT IMAGINE if that'd happened when they were younger 😵‍💫 Now my twins are 23 & the youngest will be 20 shortly. MAJOR THANKS to all the teachers 👏🏼🥰

  • @maryksnyder1155
    @maryksnyder1155 16 днів тому +6

    She knew like 20 words and she used 3 of them to hurt me! 😂 Zoom kindergarten! 🤪 Give them anything!!!

  • @rainsofhealing
    @rainsofhealing 16 днів тому +9

    This guy is FANTASTIC 👏👍🙌🔥

  • @Extermination_Activated
    @Extermination_Activated 15 днів тому +6

    When a FORD check engine light comes on, you'll quickly see it's * Found On Road Dead *

    • @Species5008
      @Species5008 15 днів тому +1

      At least a Ford will make it to the road. Gm products won't even make it out of their parking spot.

    • @bobgillis1137
      @bobgillis1137 14 днів тому +1

      Fix
      Or
      Repair
      Daily

    • @betruetoyourself8738
      @betruetoyourself8738 14 днів тому +1

      ​@Species5008 I STRONGLY Disagree with you.
      FORD SUCKS My first 3 vehicles were Ford Grenada, Escort, and a F-150, and they SUCKED. In 20 years owning Ford I spent more money in maintenance and repairs to keep them running and on the road than I have with my bought new 2004 Chevy Silverado, which I had for 17yrs, with over 200,000 miles and my current bought used 2011 GMC Sierra with almost 180,000 now.
      You can have your Fords as I will NEVER buy another Ford again.
      FORD - Found On Road Dead
      FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
      FORD - First On Race Day Into the pits... 😅😂😅

    • @Davethenuttymagician
      @Davethenuttymagician 10 днів тому

      ​@@betruetoyourself8738true mine was a Chevy Impala no maintenance just normal oil changes tires brakes etc.... 250k miles had it for 10 Years1973 from another person before me

  • @Pass179
    @Pass179 16 днів тому +6

    I'm a mechanic...that was hilarious.

  • @melaniebelanger4888
    @melaniebelanger4888 15 днів тому +2

    Laugh out loud, belly aching funny. I needed this today! Thanks!!!

  • @BillyAndersonYT
    @BillyAndersonYT 16 днів тому +6

    Heck yeah, David!

  • @kathleensullivan4547
    @kathleensullivan4547 16 днів тому +9

    Great set 😂❤

  • @P71ScrewHead
    @P71ScrewHead 15 днів тому

    Guy woke up late (funked around) that morning n put his wife's pants on..lol

  • @NettyB
    @NettyB 16 днів тому +1

    Amazing 😂😂👏🏼

  • @Ara-Em
    @Ara-Em 15 днів тому

    I could just sit here and listen to you all day man ❤❤❤

  • @eureka1453
    @eureka1453 13 днів тому

    THE BEST

  • @lovetruth8549
    @lovetruth8549 15 днів тому

    He nailed it 😄

  • @lynngrant7
    @lynngrant7 15 днів тому +1

    Good set

  • @NathanielOregon
    @NathanielOregon 16 днів тому +4

    Yeah he’s funny

  • @carlbaumeister3439
    @carlbaumeister3439 15 днів тому

    Excellent material and delivery.

  • @mattiemathis9549
    @mattiemathis9549 12 днів тому

    5:50 To the Dennys employees, I humbly apologize. Thank you for allowing the grownups an hour of peace. I hope our, probably pathetic, attempts to clean up and the tip made it worth the trouble. 💕

  • @PoserPosse
    @PoserPosse 15 днів тому

    Dude went from a Ms.Frizzle to a Carlos.

  • @donnabuckalew-wagner6431
    @donnabuckalew-wagner6431 16 днів тому +1

  • @Morpha-s-Musicbox
    @Morpha-s-Musicbox 16 днів тому

    💖

  • @practicalplinking6133
    @practicalplinking6133 15 днів тому

    His three year old is telling him how !!

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 16 днів тому +9

    Bots with butt profile photos are already here. I hope Drybar does something about it.

    • @AScrapOfKindness
      @AScrapOfKindness 16 днів тому +2

      Those bots have been around for so long, you would think UA-cam would have taken control. Guess they like the profile pictures.

    • @21centdregs
      @21centdregs 13 днів тому

      there's even a less booty-centric bot in the next comment. youtube can invest money in stoppin adblock but they can't stop bots poisoning the well

  • @EastSideTerri
    @EastSideTerri 13 днів тому

    Mine just did that a month ago 3yrs on and then poof. I think the light died

  • @danmar007
    @danmar007 15 днів тому

    Unless you were born with the knowledge to do your job, someone had to tell you how to do your job. 😂

  • @reneegoeb7433
    @reneegoeb7433 15 днів тому

    ""Shhhh......leave the kids be....""

  • @Pushyhog
    @Pushyhog 16 днів тому

    get quinn dale on dry bar comedy.

  • @roseromano
    @roseromano 15 днів тому

    Children go to kindergarten for 8 hours a day? Since when?

    • @brandylynn9940
      @brandylynn9940 14 днів тому

      I did but we went every other day there were two groups....my children went all day every day....my grandbaby is only 3 months old.

    • @roseromano
      @roseromano 12 днів тому

      @@brandylynn9940 I never heard of that. For me and my daughter, it was five days a week, the same hours as all the other grades. We were in New York. Where were you? 😊

  • @llamasugar5478
    @llamasugar5478 15 днів тому

    Wow. This is the largest number of “bots with boob- or butt-profile-pics” I’ve ever observed.
    The comedian was okay.

  • @bradleyjordan5365
    @bradleyjordan5365 5 днів тому

    Americans are easily amused... atleast the woman are anyway.

  • @hanswurst2490
    @hanswurst2490 15 днів тому

    Where do all those people come from? This is my 5th trial to watch a video here. I don't understand, what they are saying🤔No matter who it is. Although I use to watch english videos only. Really strange.

    • @declamatory
      @declamatory 15 днів тому +1

      He is speaking English. What language do YOU speak?

    • @hanswurst2490
      @hanswurst2490 15 днів тому

      @@declamatory German. Also French and English fluently. I use to watch physics docs in English. No problem. Only those comedians speak very "sloppy". Hard to describe. British (strong) accents don't cause such problems. Strange, because all of them on tbis channel here speak this way. Really pitty.

    • @21centdregs
      @21centdregs 13 днів тому +2

      @@hanswurst2490 the many accents that americans have are very different from british speakers. that is likely the issue here.

    • @hanswurst2490
      @hanswurst2490 13 днів тому

      @@21centdregs My friend... German... more hard dialects, more "sound shifting" is not possible😉 My brain is used to such special effects. Other countries claim that too... but have no clue, what "dialect" can be... here in Germany. I even like those british dialects with soundshifting. Also Australian. Americans don't really have this. And he for example doesn't have a dialect. Those guys here are speaking sloppy in connection with speed of light and leaving out letters... something like that. I can also do this with my language. But then even here not everyone would understand me. Not suitable for stages!

    • @21centdregs
      @21centdregs 13 днів тому +1

      @@hanswurst2490 to a native speaker there is nothing strange at all about the way any of the comedians here are speaking.

  • @WHEREVER-I-ROAM
    @WHEREVER-I-ROAM 14 днів тому

    Oh great JOE BIDEN jokes (the check engine lite) 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LoganXForce92
    @LoganXForce92 15 днів тому +9

    I don't know whether or not Comics hire paid audiences to laugh or not, because, yeah it was amusing and sometimes I'd crack a smile but it wasn't as laugh out loud as the audience made it seem. Not with every sentence he utters. Doesn't make sense.

    • @malcontent6150
      @malcontent6150 15 днів тому +1

      He could be telling his material to an empty room and using canned laughter. That's fynny. He should laugh at his own jokes.

    • @flatearthtravolta6585
      @flatearthtravolta6585 14 днів тому

      Based.

    • @GalaxyRush25
      @GalaxyRush25 9 днів тому +1

      I personally think that it’s polite to laugh at comedy shows, even if you are exaggerating your emotions.

    • @MNIU_
      @MNIU_ 7 днів тому

      As someone who went to one in person by themselves simply bc I was mildly depressed, you’re pretty much in a mood to laugh and let loose sand have a good time so you may laugh a little bit more than normal… especially if you drank prior to coming sin it’s a dry bar … that being said unless they have mics recording the audience , you typically couldn’t capture all that audio in one mic

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 6 днів тому

      Nope, it was never crickets at any of the shows I went to at drybar. We're all there to have a good time, many of us have had libations before the show (and the times I was places other than dry bar, during the show)
      It's a completely different atmosphere than laying/sitting by yourself. I only laugh out loud 1 or more times during 1 of 4 drybar clips, but at the show I laugh quite a few times every show.
      At most clubs, including Drybar, you've got more than 1 comedian on before they bring out the most-known person, so you're already having a good time and primed to laugh.
      I think every time I went to Drybar they had 4 comedians in a row.

  • @sarahsarah2534
    @sarahsarah2534 15 днів тому +1

    This is supposed to be funny? Jesus Christ poor America.

    • @vickigranacher3357
      @vickigranacher3357 15 днів тому +3

      Sarah, Sarah ..now that's a strange handle and not creative or funny.

  • @UQRXD
    @UQRXD 15 днів тому

    As funny as a broken toe.

  • @user-rz4oh7kd6u
    @user-rz4oh7kd6u 5 днів тому

    Scam