Slender man met my dad once, and my dad told him something, I was sent out of the room while they spoke, all I know is, whatever happened in that room that day, Slenderman developed an eating disorder, gained a couple hundred pounds, and refused to do anything for a long time. Heard he’s back in action though, but he still avoids my town.
Turning horror into wholesome kiddie shows is what 80s/90s cartoons were for. Like how I saw the Beetlejuice cartoon as a little kid before I ever saw the film. Talk about a different story! Adore both though.
Movie pitch: Criminals break into a church, summon the spirit of an angel. Be not afraid old school angel. Sees them, is asked to give them a second chance by someone or other. Shifts into the modern interpretation with two wings and a deadline to become genuinely better people, with horrific consequences whenever they do wrong, with horrific deaths when they lose composure and give up on being good, and invariably try to screw over the angel with methods ranging from praying for divine intervention from other gods, to trying to cut a deal with the devil, to making self saving morality pleas. With one guy succeeding by the end and getting a guardian angel who will aways watch over him and help him whenever it can, while always reminding him of the consequences that will occur if he loses his way again.
Movie pitch: A rehab center with perfect rehabilitation records is investigated into after noticing a bunch of people never get out of the center always considered "still in rehab". A detective pretends to be criminally insane and is put into the rehab center to find out whats going on and discovers that it is a cult that has a demonic god who forces you to be good or else you are severely punished/harmed. At the very least itd be a fun book idea/ writing prompt
Eh, the artistic capabilities and character driven story potential with the evil, stalker versions is better. Slenderverse for example. ...but he does represent peoples guilt, fears, and trauma. So he can represent someone overcoming something, so he technically CAN make people better.
@@gelatinocyte6270 The point of corrupting people is to make them do things they wouldn't normally do. If you come into it already wanting to kill people, Slendy isn't just going to validate you. It's about the intent, not the act itself.
plot twist:her dad actually paid attention to her,knowing she loves slenderman so he gathered intel on slenderman´s looks and when next time she went out at night,he dressed himself up and...well,the rest you just saw.
One thing about that situation still baffles me to this day; the girl who was stabbed survived, but had been stabbed so many times she had to be treated for METAL POISONING Do you realize how many times someone has to be stabbed to get metal poisoning from the knife blade? And she somehow survived it all! That girl is some kind of superhuman
I have a really tall and thin uncle I call Slender Man. At first he was annoyed but then he got used to it. At one point he got so used to it he accidentally said "Hi I'm Slen- I mean-" while introducing himself 😂👌
All Jason Isaacs needs to do now is Family Guy as some random Englishman, American Dad as Bullock’s British counterpart, & a musical. Then planet earth shall be forever known as Utopia!
To be fair suits are actually pretty bulky and the pictures of Slenderman are all drawn by children who've never warn suits. This actually makes more sense tbh
I love this sketch. Season 9 was the shit, virtually every skit cracked me up this time around. Even those short little channel flips were top notch this time around. Although this one will always hold a special place in my heart because I'm an absolute creepypasta nut :D.
I really hope Robot Chicken uses old Slendy some more in future seasons as well. As long as they don't end up overusing him like He-Man, I think that'd be the coolest. I definitely get sick of the constant He-Man and Skeletor skits though lol.
I used to be obsessed with creepypasta and this just made me laugh so fucking hard because this is the exact type of shit writers would write Slenderman out to be and I just cannot the nostalgia is too much lmao
They say if you listen, late at night...you can still hear slenderman giving advice to try and improve the lives of troubled kids. That's why you should let your kids wander alone into the woods at night. Because you never know, Slenderman might just come and give them advice on how to ace their math test
I'll never understand why so many fans hated season 9. When I looked up Amazon reviews of what I consider to be Robot Chicken's best season yet, I was shocked to discover that almost all of them were negative. It looked like Waldorf and Statler made a bunch of accounts and spammed their feelings 50 or so times on the same page. The criticism this awesome season received was that harsh. They were using terms like "jumped the shark" to describe season 9's quality. Trust me, I know when a once amazing show turns to shit. New episodes of Spongebob, Family Guy, Simpsons, and to a lesser extent The Big Bang Theory are some of my least favorite television of all time but Robot Chicken on the other hand hasn't jumped the shark in the slightest. It baffles me as to how many once loyal fans have reportedly stopped watching after season 9.
that's like most British actors. Most non-American actors really. Seriously, a significant portion of Hollywood is dominated by British/Scandanavian/Australian actors. Unfortunately, the same could not be said about American actors mastering other accents and languages. Not saying it doesn't happen, but few and far in between.
![FATHOM - [Thriller] Slender Man Short Film](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/q2duevcUMGw/mqdefault.jpg)
"Don't argue with me, I'm fucking Slenderman"
You make a pretty good point there chief
That's something my dad would say LOL
Fuck it, Im sold.
Slenderman is the father we need but no deserve
Unless he’s not a creepypasta.
Slender man met my dad once, and my dad told him something, I was sent out of the room while they spoke, all I know is, whatever happened in that room that day, Slenderman developed an eating disorder, gained a couple hundred pounds, and refused to do anything for a long time. Heard he’s back in action though, but he still avoids my town.
@@lordwoods3111 Underrated! 🤣
Dont*
@@eugeemz6591 Don't**
Slender man is just her dad In a costume
Ikr
That is so true
Yep
Then how come he’s tall.
Well yes no shit XD
Two flavors I love:
Turning wholesome child cartoons into nightmare fuel, and turning Creepy Pastas into wholesome characters.
Now I'm imaging Jeff the Killer giving inspiring and wholesome speeches about how to stop bullying.
Well I DON'T now. 🤔😑.
Turning horror into wholesome kiddie shows is what 80s/90s cartoons were for. Like how I saw the Beetlejuice cartoon as a little kid before I ever saw the film. Talk about a different story! Adore both though.
Basically us taking something kids love, and then kids taking what we love just to get back at us.
Imagine a summer camp run by major slasher villains, like Freddy has a crafts class and Jason is a sports coach
Slenderman, make friends and be a better person, or else he kills you.
...
Wait that actually sounds like an awesome movie idea.
That would be a good show for parents to show there kids lol
Isn’t that basically Saw?
Mhm.
Movie pitch: Criminals break into a church, summon the spirit of an angel. Be not afraid old school angel. Sees them, is asked to give them a second chance by someone or other. Shifts into the modern interpretation with two wings and a deadline to become genuinely better people, with horrific consequences whenever they do wrong, with horrific deaths when they lose composure and give up on being good, and invariably try to screw over the angel with methods ranging from praying for divine intervention from other gods, to trying to cut a deal with the devil, to making self saving morality pleas. With one guy succeeding by the end and getting a guardian angel who will aways watch over him and help him whenever it can, while always reminding him of the consequences that will occur if he loses his way again.
Movie pitch:
A rehab center with perfect rehabilitation records is investigated into after noticing a bunch of people never get out of the center always considered "still in rehab". A detective pretends to be criminally insane and is put into the rehab center to find out whats going on and discovers that it is a cult that has a demonic god who forces you to be good or else you are severely punished/harmed.
At the very least itd be a fun book idea/ writing prompt
Slenderman only wants what's best for you
Haha he's like a father figure.
And cake, don’t forget cake.
Literally me and my sister
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And cakey he likes cakey
_more cakey for slendy_
- Slenderman 2018
Cake Is A Lie - Doug Rattmann
Hecaitomix or Pazuzu would have never done that for their cult members 😤
much more cakey and he won't be slendy
@@Alverant true
you mean more cakey for slendy UwU
This is unironically one of the best interpretations of the character I've seen since marble hornets or slender.
technically marble hornets doesn't have slender man, but rather a slightly less powerful version called the operator
How is the Operator less powerful? Just curious.
I kinda like LittleKuriboh's Slenderman interpretation as well.
@@renatoandrade3407 no tentacles, less powerful time travelling/warping abilities, rarely moves
@@Shush959 and?
I actually really like the idea of slender man being a wise being who helps you become a better person rather than some scary monster.
Eh, the artistic capabilities and character driven story potential with the evil, stalker versions is better. Slenderverse for example.
...but he does represent peoples guilt, fears, and trauma. So he can represent someone overcoming something, so he technically CAN make people better.
How about both?
Well, he just wants to sell his insurances but picked the wrong place for his office. Now everyone misunderstands him as a creepy stalker. The End
@@gelatinocyte6270 The point of corrupting people is to make them do things they wouldn't normally do. If you come into it already wanting to kill people, Slendy isn't just going to validate you. It's about the intent, not the act itself.
I agree
Better than the shitty 2018 movie.
Ture
That movie bombed. That's the only movie I've ever been to where the theater was completely empty. Just me and my friend were watching it.
I love the movie is it just because of the ending
I rented it from Red Box... then bought a copy soon after returning it... needless to say... it was good... Also, I want cakey.
Doesn't take a lot to make something better than that crap lol
More cakey for Slendy
I love that part.
I died at that part
@@maddythetopazdragoncathybr1426 Same, lol
@@J8den Same, lol
“You’re a bad guy, but that does not mean you’re a bad guy”
Unironic tears
plot twist:her dad actually paid attention to her,knowing she loves slenderman so he gathered intel on slenderman´s looks and when next time she went out at night,he dressed himself up and...well,the rest you just saw.
That was the same thing I thought... im surprised he's not sweating in that thing
@@Grag235 Depending on the temperature, he's either comfortably warm or close to having a heat stroke.
@@robertcortez4956 probably
Remember those two psycho girls who stabbed their friend as a "sacrifice" to Slenderman? I wonder if this is what they were hoping for.
What? I've never heard of this.
You mean the controversial thing that happened irl? Either way, that whole situation was fucked up.
One thing about that situation still baffles me to this day; the girl who was stabbed survived, but had been stabbed so many times she had to be treated for METAL POISONING
Do you realize how many times someone has to be stabbed to get metal poisoning from the knife blade? And she somehow survived it all!
That girl is some kind of superhuman
@@netherdominater9960 holy shit she survived! That's amazing i had no idea!
@@jackmist yeah there was even an episode of law and order svu about it
It's funny how no one noticed that at the end her pinata was bitch pudding
BLAM BITCHES
This piñata from the "Robot Chicken Bitch Pudding Special" was reused in that sketch from the Season 9 episode "Gimme That Chocolate Milk".
I never noticed it until now
This is undoubtedly my favorite version of slender man.
Check out POD's music video for "Beautiful".
@@slurpwis why?
MoRe CaKeY fOr SlEnDy 0:59
Uhh never meet your hero’s >:(
I have a really tall and thin uncle I call Slender Man. At first he was annoyed but then he got used to it. At one point he got so used to it he accidentally said "Hi I'm Slen- I mean-" while introducing himself 😂👌
.🤔😑🖕.
Is he completely white, and Doesn't have a face?
LOL
"Don't f***ing argue with me, I'm f***ing Slenderman!"
... Welp, I don't see myself winning any arguments against that logic...
cute!!
BaptismOnFire hi
A nice Slenderman...cool.
Boo you've been found now drop and give me 20
Dollars
Better than the actual movie.
True, but not a very high bar.
I flushed things down my toilet that would make a better movie than Slenderman.
If you want someone to blame for it, then blame the two girls who chose to stab their friend. They were the reason it ended up being bad.
@@samurai2871 Wait.. there was a Slenderman movie?
@@DarkEcho119 no, there is not...
YOU SAID YOU'D DO ANYTHING FOR SLENDERMAN! IS 30 MINUTES A DAY TOO FREAKING MUCH TO ASK?!! OR SHOULD I GO ASK THAT GIRL NICOLE?!!!
Oh.. uh.. thanks for the censorship?
C Hooks why did you censored it
*BITCH
Ask that bitch
Tq so much for the censorship, it's not like we've watched the video already amirite guys?
Theory it’s just her dad in a slenderman costume
You might be right about that
I was thinking the same thing.
DON'T ARGUE WITH ME ANGELA! IM FREAKING SLENDER MAN!
That's the best reason.
Stop censoring
@@Icebergeification too late the damage is done
@@Icebergeification DON'T FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME I'M FUCKING SLENDER MAN!
Reported for censoring
I know everyone's talking about like him being ultimate dad and whatever but like, dudes....where's this man's neck??
Gone,reduced to atoms
0:49
_shvaaaaaa..._
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s my favorite part!
He’s just saying the sound out loud!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slenderman actually sounds like a pretty cool guy, unlike Cthulhu who never showed up to my 18th birthday party.
More cakey for slendy?
-Slenderman, a creepypasta icon murdering supernatural creature
All Jason Isaacs needs to do now is Family Guy as some random Englishman, American Dad as Bullock’s British counterpart, & a musical. Then planet earth shall be forever known as Utopia!
He needs to do Simpsons too!
I wish!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And fnaf
my baby Jason Issacs voice of slender man
Lucius Malfoy!!!!
@@he-man36 i was just about to say that
It’s Jason Issacs Dumb ass
@@Dragonwolves2016 Jason Issacs also voices Lucius Malfoy so they aint wrong
Dumbass
So this is how he got fat 😂
First cake then TGI-Fridays
TGI FRIDAYS
A level 1 warlock arguing with her patron.
“Never meet your heroes”
What are you talking about? He just wants what’s best for you. Geez Angela
0:15 has me in so much tears i can make a river
I swear
His name's slenderman. Why'd they make him look like a jock going to a funeral
To be fair suits are actually pretty bulky and the pictures of Slenderman are all drawn by children who've never warn suits. This actually makes more sense tbh
I never would have guessed they would play to the oddly wholesome side of the Creapypasta community in a parody show.
“You said you’d do anything, it’s like 30 minutes a day!”
The best slenderman version ever
Me as a parent
soupythecat you think maybe he's her dad in disguise in this one?
Same
I love how he said “Nicole”
Who can be afraid of someone with a sweet tooth?
🎶 “Slender Man has a sweet tooth! Slender Man has a sweet tooth!” 🎶
I love this sketch. Season 9 was the shit, virtually every skit cracked me up this time around. Even those short little channel flips were top notch this time around. Although this one will always hold a special place in my heart because I'm an absolute creepypasta nut :D.
Oh my gosh Slenderman is so cute when he said more cakey for slendy 😋
I really hope Robot Chicken uses old Slendy some more in future seasons as well. As long as they don't end up overusing him like He-Man, I think that'd be the coolest. I definitely get sick of the constant He-Man and Skeletor skits though lol.
Matthew Doyle he’s back but he’s fat now
*Slender Man: My counseling advisor*
I remember when I couldn't sleep cause I thought this guy was real, couldn't even watch a vid on him. Thanks RC 😊
the real question is:
*did she ever get slendy more cakey?*
He is fat now in the other skit so yeah, yeah, she did
The day has come first creppypastas later,internet series
They already did both Homestar Runner and Annoying Orange on Robot Chicken, so yeah I think that day has passed.
who knew slender man was chill
This was scary and wholesome. I am confused on what to feel at the moment.
Who knew slender man was just a nice guy that wants people to grow
Poor Slendy, I'd give you more cakey. :)
no wonder hes the dad for the slendermansion
I want Slender Man to be my dad.
Don't we all
Slender man has had enough of everyone's bullcrap
Surprisingly wholesome for a Robot Chicken Skit.
I used to be obsessed with creepypasta and this just made me laugh so fucking hard because this is the exact type of shit writers would write Slenderman out to be and I just cannot the nostalgia is too much lmao
Man... I just felt that lol
He's a better dad to Angela than he ever was to Draco...
They say if you listen, late at night...you can still hear slenderman giving advice to try and improve the lives of troubled kids. That's why you should let your kids wander alone into the woods at night. Because you never know, Slenderman might just come and give them advice on how to ace their math test
The wholesome "more cakey for slendy :)"
1:00 "More cakey for slendy?"
I like to think Slendy ended up adopting her
I like how he just disappears after a conversation. Shhhhvoooow! 😂
He's adorable!
Based on a true story
If only this is what Slenderman ACTUALLY wanted from us
Depends on which continuity you're looking at
Plot twist: he's actually her father.
That would explain a lot
Slender man also wants you to clean your room, eat your vegetables, brush your teeth, go to bed on time, be a good student, and be nice to people.
Just saw this on iFunny
I'll never understand why so many fans hated season 9. When I looked up Amazon reviews of what I consider to be Robot Chicken's best season yet, I was shocked to discover that almost all of them were negative. It looked like Waldorf and Statler made a bunch of accounts and spammed their feelings 50 or so times on the same page. The criticism this awesome season received was that harsh. They were using terms like "jumped the shark" to describe season 9's quality. Trust me, I know when a once amazing show turns to shit. New episodes of Spongebob, Family Guy, Simpsons, and to a lesser extent The Big Bang Theory are some of my least favorite television of all time but Robot Chicken on the other hand hasn't jumped the shark in the slightest. It baffles me as to how many once loyal fans have reportedly stopped watching after season 9.
“More Cakey for Slendey?” LMAO
Really needed this 3 weeks ago during my finals
When British actors do a better american voice than you can. (And you are an American) 😄
that's like most British actors. Most non-American actors really. Seriously, a significant portion of Hollywood is dominated by British/Scandanavian/Australian actors. Unfortunately, the same could not be said about American actors mastering other accents and languages. Not saying it doesn't happen, but few and far in between.
More cakey for slendy??
This is amazing.
Plot twist: it's actually just her father.
Bro I literally got that case on my recommendations, that girl is 19 now and wants to be let off her 25 year sentence cause she said "sorry"
I like this better than its source material, a rare occurrence
Slendy over here being a dad
It's not like he'd ask for something she wants to do
ngl i should add an extra 30min of study time to my schedule. thanks RC Slenderman
Underrated. I want more robot chicken slenderman lol
Beautiful.
Funly enough I would love a show with these two
Love the little head twitch
This is the best slenderman vid ever
Robot Chicken was such a golden series!!!!
Plot twist this is a substitute teacher
"DOnT FUckInG ArGuE WitH mE,,,, I'm SLenDerMAn!"
“More Cakey for slendy”
I love this, so much
Aww, slender man sounds like a great friend.
“Now I must go, shhkwah”
The way Slender Man just casually vanishes into a tree reminds me of old cartoons.
This was surprisingly wholesome
Slendy Daddy just want the best for you!
This sketch never gets old.
If I was a big bad “evil” entity, this is what I would do
Slender man was just being chill the whole time
This is actually weirdly wholesome.