Michael Cohen: Art of the (Plea) Deal

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  • @bejammin2000
    @bejammin2000 5 років тому +1091

    I'm sure the guy that is going to prison for lying to congress isn't going to lie to congress this time!

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 5 років тому +34

      It’s fucking obvious to anyone who doesn’t blindly gobble up mainstream crap.
      Who else gets thrown in jail for lying to Congress, and gets invited right back to testify to Congress. I liked when Jim called Cohen a patzi. He told a patzi he was a patzi to his face, lol.

    • @13Hangfire
      @13Hangfire 5 років тому +4

      Yeah... what could possibly go wrong?

    • @Senscion
      @Senscion 5 років тому +7

      Are we forgetting who he lied for? The entire Republican stance during that entire testimony was "you are a liar." One Rep literally said "liar liar pants on fire." Like are you fucking kidding me? And then Meadows getting pissy about the government form that he ended up being wrong in and his outburst when he was called racist (it was out of line by Tlaib however this is the guy that told Obama to "go back to Kenya or something.") Republicans refusing to let Cohen finish his answer before moving on to the next question, and using the tactic of raising their voice and calling for the chairman. Meanwhile the Dems got more names and evidence ( Cohen knew no one would believe him, that is why he brought evidence). I am not asking you as a liberal, I am asking you as a fellow American to take a step back and look at what is happening here; to realize that Trump is not good for our country. He made private meetings with Putin without so much as a scribe to transcribe the meetings ( this is public knowledge and has happened multiple time), will not release his tax returns ( something everyone on either side of the isle has done) because he knows what is on there, threatened his school not to release his grades, and runs the White House like a fucking mob. the Don needs to be taken down not because he is a Republican president, but because he is a threat to our democracy and our very way of life.

    • @oliveeisner8964
      @oliveeisner8964 5 років тому +9

      Apparently all orchestrated by Lanny Davis, notorious Clinton operative with the Democrats & scumbag chairman of the House Oversight committee Elijah Cummings of Baltimore no less. Nothing to see here.

    • @derrickbonsell
      @derrickbonsell 5 років тому +18

      @@Senscion Boo hoo hoo, Republicans daring to use Democratic tactics.
      Piss off.

  • @GigaTrope
    @GigaTrope 5 років тому +353

    >Congresses best and only witness against Trump:
    >A lawyer already sentenced to prison for lying to congress
    EEE hehehehehehe

    • @Derekloffin
      @Derekloffin 5 років тому +18

      And best yet, even he didn't implicate Trump. It is truly pathetic.

    • @harleymitchelly5542
      @harleymitchelly5542 5 років тому +2

      Can't see if legit...
      Or fake and gay.

  • @kartikayysola
    @kartikayysola 5 років тому +294

    "Known conservative news magazine Mother Jones"
    Well-played there Chip Roy, well-played.

    • @jkemp6791
      @jkemp6791 5 років тому +38

      Caught that, too, and had a good laugh.

    • @warofnoise5394
      @warofnoise5394 5 років тому +8

      i caught that too. was like "wat?"

    • @wadeschalk4599
      @wadeschalk4599 5 років тому +36

      They are beginning to meme. It’s like watching a baby learn how to walk and cheering them on

    • @unchained_0177
      @unchained_0177 5 років тому +5

      mutha jones = SPLC propaganda SHIT !!!!

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola 5 років тому +1

      @@osakarose5612 Seems like it. I'd vote for him if I could!

  • @septonyte
    @septonyte 5 років тому +329

    I love how the guy who lied to Congress about Trump's activity is now a key witness to give testimony about Trump's activity... to members of Congress. Great move there Mueller.

    • @plumbcrazy4391
      @plumbcrazy4391 5 років тому +8

      It's Congress this time, good job Democrats for electing these assholes, are tax dollars hard at work again.

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 5 років тому

      That was the Clintons still taking out as many favors as possible.

    • @Senscion
      @Senscion 5 років тому +6

      He had evidence. He did not just name drop, he had signatures. He said Trump threatened his alma mater to not release his grades, they confirmed it. He brought documents to back up his statements. All I am going to say is that while the Dems were getting names, the Reps whole stance the entire 7 or so hours was " you are a liar." One elected representative literally stated " liar liar pants on fire." I have a larger argument farther up in the comments. Razorfist has presented a dishonest representation of the testimony based on his political leanings and I hope he acknowledges this.

    • @dannykeuerleber7419
      @dannykeuerleber7419 5 років тому +13

      @@Senscion because a guy who lied to Congress working with a party that fabricated evidence would never lie and fabricate evidence...

    • @luminozero
      @luminozero 5 років тому +4

      @@dannykeuerleber7419 So you agree that the Republicans fabricated evidence (since Michael Cohen was their Finance Chair). So why, then, are you so quick to believe him now?
      Michael Cohen is already going to jail. The Special Council already has him by the balls and knows the truth of these issues (that's how they got him in the first place) so how does it benefit Cohen to lie here?
      What GAIN is there for him to lie? The truth of the matter already put him in jail. Also, he had physical documents (like a personal check from DJT himself) that verified his claims.
      Oooh, that's kinda awkward, isn't it?

  • @user-eg7cd1si7b
    @user-eg7cd1si7b 5 років тому +365

    Razor, put a heart monitor on and display your BPM during these rants.

    • @TheNoobYouHATE
      @TheNoobYouHATE 5 років тому +12

      Oh god yes!

    • @darrenatkins9250
      @darrenatkins9250 5 років тому +24

      Guaranteed to be strong enough to power a fleet of tanks... lol

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 5 років тому +11

      ANGRY AMSR

    • @lancerialga7271
      @lancerialga7271 5 років тому +11

      @@darrenatkins9250 Is it powerful enough to power Chavez' Green New Deal?

    • @darrenatkins9250
      @darrenatkins9250 5 років тому +6

      @@lancerialga7271 it's probably the only thing close... LMAO

  • @khornhole
    @khornhole 5 років тому +423

    I fear the day we find out that Alex Jones was right about everything.

    • @buckwheat219970
      @buckwheat219970 5 років тому +53

      I don't know that he's right about everything, but I do believe there is truth to at least some of what he says.

    • @ericthegreat7125
      @ericthegreat7125 5 років тому +52

      @@buckwheat219970 I'm scared of a world where 1% of AJ's theories end up being true. I don't wanna be a slave to lizard people!

    • @psychowordsmith
      @psychowordsmith 5 років тому +22

      @@ericthegreat7125 it's really the cloud people you gotta worry about.

    • @ghostgate82
      @ghostgate82 5 років тому +15

      Learn some Hebrew. The Seraphim in the Bible are literally lizard people. All myths stem from some kinda truth. P.S. The “serpent” in the Garden was a Seraphim.

    • @nanyakoncerno7295
      @nanyakoncerno7295 5 років тому +19

      I, for one, welcome our interdimensional alien overlords...

  • @jeffengland2791
    @jeffengland2791 5 років тому +691

    I think Alex Jones must have took too many of his own supplements. lol

    • @nondescriptstraightwhitema6138
      @nondescriptstraightwhitema6138 5 років тому +97

      Alex Jones going Super Saiyan is always good s*** sane or not

    • @TheDeke3
      @TheDeke3 5 років тому +29

      Too much BrainForce

    • @kyraiki80
      @kyraiki80 5 років тому +62

      Ultra Instinct Alex Jones

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 5 років тому +41

      I want to see a podcast with Alex Jones,Elon Musk and the CEO of Twatter.

    • @Crowhil13
      @Crowhil13 5 років тому +16

      I wouldn't mess around with AJ...

  • @Mathmachine
    @Mathmachine 5 років тому +462

    What a strange coincidence that this lawyer grows a moral conscience as soon as he gets indicted and charged with a whole lot of horrible horrible things. Just a pure coincidence, and if you believe otherwise you're an alt right conspiracy theorist.

    • @ahmataevo
      @ahmataevo 5 років тому +14

      Don't you know they call us "alt-Reich" now?

    • @imglidinhere
      @imglidinhere 5 років тому +3

      @@ahmataevo Awwwwwww sheeeeeeit... :D

    • @unchained_0177
      @unchained_0177 5 років тому +1

      There are NO coincidences !!

    • @jon-erich9752
      @jon-erich9752 5 років тому +5

      I’m surprised he didn’t the passionate “I found Jesus” speech. For some reason, criminals always seem to find Jesus when they’re about to go to prison. They can’t seem to locate him before that.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 2 роки тому

      @@ahmataevo alt-thinkers perhaps fits your segmentation better!

  • @uncletorino2645
    @uncletorino2645 5 років тому +155

    Since when have Lawyers ever been considered trustworthy? There have been jokes about lawyers and their dishonesty all of my life.

    • @smithersreleasethehounds5330
      @smithersreleasethehounds5330 5 років тому +31

      Not only does he have a shady past.. not only did he lie to Congress.. The man is blatantly violating attorney - client privilege. That's the ONE THING that's supposed to be held sacred in an otherwise demonous profession. And were told 'don't worry, this time it's the truth '. Their opinion of the average citizen gets lower every day

    • @stlchucko
      @stlchucko 5 років тому +22

      The majority of politicians are lawyers.
      It’s no coincidence they’re distrusted

    • @smithersreleasethehounds5330
      @smithersreleasethehounds5330 5 років тому +6

      @@stlchucko indeed. They're the best at professionally lying and shading the truth. It's quite a skill, actually. Just a disgusting one..

    • @mattjbg7025
      @mattjbg7025 5 років тому +7

      Lawyer bashing is fun until you need one.

    • @smithersreleasethehounds5330
      @smithersreleasethehounds5330 5 років тому +3

      @@mattjbg7025 lol.. true that. I'm lucky to have a couple of friends I can turn to.

  • @davidgreen5099
    @davidgreen5099 5 років тому +230

    shouldnt that be Art Of The Squeal?

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 5 років тому +5

      That's nice too.

    • @ianrocco8453
      @ianrocco8453 5 років тому +1

      That would have been the funnier title.

    • @GhostLink92
      @GhostLink92 5 років тому +2

      @@ahmataevo Silly hoo-mans. * Keeps counting Latinum *

  • @nickdahl203
    @nickdahl203 5 років тому +134

    ''Known conservative news magazine, Mother Jones''
    -Chip Roy
    Quips like that are why I voted for this guy.

    • @Bobcat665
      @Bobcat665 5 років тому +7

      That one made me laugh so hard. XD

    • @_XR40_
      @_XR40_ 5 років тому +1

      Mandela Effect confirmed!

    • @seen203
      @seen203 5 років тому

      Wish I could have voted for him.

  • @ethangrant5061
    @ethangrant5061 5 років тому +78

    ... aren't lawyers supposed to be GOOD liars?

    • @TheDoctorOfMDMA
      @TheDoctorOfMDMA 5 років тому +5

      Good lawyers are lmao

    • @jamesahern9864
      @jamesahern9864 5 років тому +2

      Remember attorney-client privilege? Congress seems to have forgotten.

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 4 роки тому +2

      Good lawyers dont even *need* to lie.

  • @robertnewman4854
    @robertnewman4854 5 років тому +176

    That Daggerfall cutaway....

    • @anonymousskunk
      @anonymousskunk 5 років тому +1

      Ah! Someone else noticed it, too.

    • @taffysaur
      @taffysaur 5 років тому

      😂

    • @bologna3048
      @bologna3048 5 років тому +1

      ...makes me feel old...

    • @rjsteeves
      @rjsteeves 5 років тому +6

      Rest well this night, for tomarrow you sail for the kingdom of Democrats.

    • @robertnewman4854
      @robertnewman4854 5 років тому +2

      @@rjsteeves Rand Paul with a goatee proceeds to hand over the torch...

  • @DovahKanye
    @DovahKanye 5 років тому +90

    Cohan: He paid women off.
    How many did he pay off?
    Cohan: I have no idea.
    Gee guys he sounds like he doesn't know of a single example.

  • @irontemplar6222
    @irontemplar6222 5 років тому +33

    Any lawyer that manages to remain honest and trustworthy in their line of work get an Express pass to heaven.

  • @scamlikely9964
    @scamlikely9964 5 років тому +72

    The shart of the plea bargain.

  • @drefiv3375
    @drefiv3375 5 років тому +155

    Cohen might as well have his job listed as actor at this point with the amount of lying on screen

    • @perrymaria01
      @perrymaria01 5 років тому +15

      Maybe him and Smollett can direct a prison play.

    • @nanyakoncerno7295
      @nanyakoncerno7295 5 років тому

      Cohen can play Ophelia in Riker's Island's HAMLET.

    • @davidstubbs2361
      @davidstubbs2361 5 років тому

      dre fiv he wouldnt make a bad journalist either

    • @barahng
      @barahng 5 років тому

      I laughed so fucking hard when he called himself a fool.

  • @chelleyroberts
    @chelleyroberts 5 років тому +196

    One AOC voter chimed in with a dislike

    • @romanplays1
      @romanplays1 5 років тому +7

      @Josh Burton QUICK. GRAB YOUR TAZERS AND SEND THEM TO THE NUTHOUSE!

    • @patricksmith8906
      @patricksmith8906 5 років тому +4

      @Josh Burton That, & free helicopter "rides"...LOL

    • @mordecaishadowbanbergnofre8611
      @mordecaishadowbanbergnofre8611 5 років тому

      Oy gevalt, 40 more Young Turds have done the same. Anudda Shoah confirmed?

    • @itmademesignup9508
      @itmademesignup9508 5 років тому

      AOC voters are about as connected to reality as the guy on the crucifix from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 5 років тому +16

    The Cohen hearings were 5 hours of the media and Democrats(might as well be the same thing at this point) fishing for sound clips.

  • @redrevenger89
    @redrevenger89 5 років тому +81

    So like 100 years from now are they still going to be investigating Trumps connection to Russia?

    • @nanyakoncerno7295
      @nanyakoncerno7295 5 років тому +3

      Like War World 2 and the Korean War, the 2016 election will never end.

    • @adamsmith8765
      @adamsmith8765 5 років тому +6

      They'll want an excuse to tear down the 1000 foot golden statue.

  • @mac1991seth
    @mac1991seth 5 років тому +29

    Anybody ordered a nothingburger? We're giving out nadasauce to it if you order this minute!

    • @mac1991seth
      @mac1991seth 5 років тому +2

      @@mistahsusan2650 Ah, finally, customers with a profound taste. We have a side of bullshit, baloney, or perjury-based if you like it vegan.

  • @orionx8295
    @orionx8295 5 років тому +52

    See YURI BEZMENOV.....Explains America Today...Back in 1985....Interviews on Y.T.

    • @orionx8295
      @orionx8295 5 років тому +4

      @Pedro S ...Absolutely !!! And It's Becoming Quite Clear...That He was Pretty Accurate.

    • @Trid3nt861
      @Trid3nt861 5 років тому

      He was right about the SJWs and feminists being useful idiots as well and the only thing missing is gulags or firing squads. He was right about all of it.

  • @Leatherargento
    @Leatherargento 5 років тому +32

    He's like Michael Avenatti in a different meatsuit.

    • @Bobcat665
      @Bobcat665 5 років тому +5

      All these people have the same drama coach, I swear. -_-

    • @UCantChangeTheSystem
      @UCantChangeTheSystem 5 років тому

      Avenatti is smarter than Michael Cohen, because Avenatti knows how to stay consistent.

    • @Leatherargento
      @Leatherargento 5 років тому +1

      @@UCantChangeTheSystem Except for that whole "I love women!"/"BITCH DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP SO I HAD TO HIT HER," thing.

  • @shiasurprise6176
    @shiasurprise6176 5 років тому +191

    Alex Jones power level is over 9000!

    • @redpillchristopher8790
      @redpillchristopher8790 5 років тому +12

      That 5 hour epic podcast of alex jones on rogan is much watch it was so informative and entertaining.

    • @Stephenguitar93
      @Stephenguitar93 5 років тому +12

      I heard that he can crack concrete with his skull

    • @yaldabaoth2
      @yaldabaoth2 5 років тому +2

      Alex Jones is acting his character. But it really gets old when he overacts like this.

    • @redpillchristopher8790
      @redpillchristopher8790 5 років тому +3

      @@yaldabaoth2 did you even watch the whole podcast? You go by clips the podcast was almost 5 hours long.

    • @yaldabaoth2
      @yaldabaoth2 5 років тому +1

      @@redpillchristopher8790 No, I didn't and I won't. And I don't see what that has to do with him sometimes overacting his character for shits and giggles.

  • @d.r.h8602
    @d.r.h8602 5 років тому +81

    Duby Wasserass Guilts is still not in jail?

    • @robertn4840
      @robertn4840 5 років тому +40

      Funny that SHE of all people brings up questions about TRUMP colluding during the election haha

    • @peterhineinlegen4672
      @peterhineinlegen4672 5 років тому +26

      Every question she asked, I would have said "the evidence is on your servers, let's have the FBI take a look."

    • @zedhiro6131
      @zedhiro6131 5 років тому +21

      I was surprised she would show her face in Congress. Then again when you got a face like that you shouldn’t show your face anywhere.

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 5 років тому +10

      Apparently the only way to remove these fucks is with the methods laid forth by our founders...

    • @PERSONAfan01
      @PERSONAfan01 5 років тому +2

      Robert N that’s what I said

  • @MikeJones-em2bc
    @MikeJones-em2bc 5 років тому +56

    I just.... i can't.... i dont wanna live on this planet anymore

    • @chrisprusinowski5287
      @chrisprusinowski5287 5 років тому

      Why not? Shit is gettin real and it makes being on this insignificant mud ball more interesting!

  • @agentcarter2219
    @agentcarter2219 5 років тому +23

    LOL I have been waiting for you to drop this video.

  • @ghostfear2011
    @ghostfear2011 5 років тому +9

    How convenient that this was scheduled during the NK summit.

  • @mikenovak5960
    @mikenovak5960 5 років тому +3

    The Rageaholic's rants are simply unrivaled in perspicacity, presentation, pragmatism, and punctuality. His alliteration abilities are astounding as well.

  • @MrDuke-vb7hk
    @MrDuke-vb7hk 5 років тому +1

    Every time I watch your videos it's like going to church. Rage, fire, and brimstone about the truth. Refreshing.

  • @Onemadgnome-fk7eo
    @Onemadgnome-fk7eo 5 років тому +3

    TIME 8:46...
    "...Collapsed faster than a Balsa wood chair at a feminist poetry slam !" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏👀🐂💩🎤🎶 I'm dying !

  • @steelfist1305
    @steelfist1305 5 років тому +2

    His testimony sounded so much like him trying to signal, "Help, I'm doing this under duress!"
    I wonder how hard he's trying to lobby for a pardon so he can turn his coat right back.

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO 5 років тому +114

    Ah, Alex Jones. Funnier than any standup comedian. Seriously..have Alex Jones release a damn comedy album already.

    • @ghostgate82
      @ghostgate82 5 років тому +2

      He’s not wrong.

    • @captainl-ron4068
      @captainl-ron4068 5 років тому +1

      .....learn to swim....

    • @seen203
      @seen203 5 років тому +5

      If you haven't watched the Alex voice over for Doom, you haven't lived.

    • @mikeyfisher4256
      @mikeyfisher4256 5 років тому +4

      I wouldn't be surprised at all if AJ came out as a deep cover troll and this has been one of if not the greatest op of all time.

    • @mikeyfisher4256
      @mikeyfisher4256 5 років тому

      @Bailey Washington seriously? When?

  • @annavonn6464
    @annavonn6464 5 років тому +29

    Yeah, my man! I was literally waiting for u to weigh in... love the video! My fav

  • @KaoticReach1999
    @KaoticReach1999 7 місяців тому +3

    I know it isn't surprising from someone thats already been to prison because he lied to congress, but I love how the testimony he just recently gave contradicts what he said here, *AGAIN*

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt861 5 років тому +3

    Yuri Bezmov was soo true about all of this even back in the 80s of my childhood in the mid to late 80s.... Bone chilling accuracy to be exact.

  • @Bugthesda76
    @Bugthesda76 5 років тому +97

    2:24 razor is a dragon ball watcher confirmed.

    • @Lieutenant_Dude
      @Lieutenant_Dude 5 років тому +19

      Alex Jones is the legendary super Saiyan confirmed! Look at his muscles:

    • @aquablue3dsi
      @aquablue3dsi 5 років тому +1

      Golden freat ape? Bruh, thats GT

    • @KadSkirata
      @KadSkirata 5 років тому +2

      @@aquablue3dsi someones living under a rock.
      Brolys canon, movie came out just recently

    • @aquablue3dsi
      @aquablue3dsi 5 років тому

      @@KadSkirata what? I didn't bring up broly.

    • @ryrin6091
      @ryrin6091 5 років тому +2

      Everyone but normies know what super saiyan is.

  • @vivi-fe5rj
    @vivi-fe5rj 5 років тому +52

    I swear, these people are still stuck in the cold war era. Russia this, Russia that. Wtf are they thinking.

    • @davidgrover5996
      @davidgrover5996 5 років тому +6

      wuffy, Back during the Cold War Democrat Leaders collaborated with the Soviet Leadership. We have the correspondence from Ted Kennedy among others.

    • @Cazakatari
      @Cazakatari 5 років тому +9

      I keep getting flashbacks to Obama and Democrats making fun of Romney the exact same way when he MILDLY asserted that Russia is our geopolitical enemy. They’re going 10 times more rabid when the argument suits them

    • @theheavenlyfb4071
      @theheavenlyfb4071 5 років тому +2

      of course they are, people of that mentality are like people stuck in "The Red Scare".

    • @weightlifting_socialist
      @weightlifting_socialist 5 років тому +3

      Ted Kennedy was trying to get the Soviet Premier at the time to help stop Reagan from getting elected. I can't remember the exact deal but it is not known by many today.

    • @barahng
      @barahng 5 років тому +2

      They don't want us to focus on the real threat, China.

  • @saiyancurseultimate9402
    @saiyancurseultimate9402 5 років тому +48

    I know the squealers when I see ’em and…

  • @thomasbrogan8036
    @thomasbrogan8036 5 років тому

    Simply a great rant. ...and even the rant within the rant.
    Very on point. Well written. Perfectly delivered, delivered perfectly.
    Bravo, first of the razor - bravo.

  • @rybaneightsix5085
    @rybaneightsix5085 5 років тому +22

    Holy shit, I'm not sure if i should watch that episode of JRE or not now.

    • @Crade1
      @Crade1 5 років тому +13

      Dude, watch it whenever you have the time. Alex has red, hot blood pumping through his veins!
      He may be a little scatter rain, but in the very least his perspective is entertaining, and there might be some truth to it we haven't seen yet.
      Also at one point Alex Beggs Eddie bravo to choke him out on stream for the views.
      Dude is nuts and fears nothing. I don't agree with many things he says, but I still love that dude to death.

    • @Stephenguitar93
      @Stephenguitar93 5 років тому +3

      It was the best episode of JRE that I've ever seen.

    • @pupc0rn
      @pupc0rn 5 років тому

      This is his second time on the podcast. I HIGHLY recommend watching both.

    • @JM-xy7wd
      @JM-xy7wd 5 років тому

      It might be the greatest thing that’s ever been recorded.

  • @samuelhayden234
    @samuelhayden234 5 років тому +1

    This guy has some of if not the best content on youtube.

  • @nath8282
    @nath8282 5 років тому +21

    The US GDP growth for the year 2018 was 2.9%. This is the highest GDP yearly growth in 13 years. The media is silent (2-28-19)

    • @DiMacky24
      @DiMacky24 5 років тому +5

      Nah man, they are crying we missed 3%.

  • @tigerhattom5111
    @tigerhattom5111 5 років тому

    Loving these videos man, keep up the good rage my friend.

  • @cmd31220
    @cmd31220 5 років тому +7

    I enjoyed the part about Trump wanting to hide his grades and SAT scores.
    I don't care which side you're on, that shit is funny

  • @alexrain1188
    @alexrain1188 5 років тому +1

    Thank you for the breakdown. Was at work when this speech happened but I don't trust any network to interpret it for me.

  • @SchizoidMan1989
    @SchizoidMan1989 5 років тому +96

    "known conservative publication Mother Jones"
    Our elected congressmen, ladies and gentlemen!

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 5 років тому +48

      He was being sarcastic

    • @steelerfreak1977
      @steelerfreak1977 5 років тому +11

      Ummm you do know he was being sarcastic right? Apparently not.

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 5 років тому

      It just ain't far enough left apparently.

  • @ICPEntertainment
    @ICPEntertainment 5 років тому +1

    I’m impressed with this rant. Solid metaphor usage. Epic!

  • @thesouthernv7726
    @thesouthernv7726 5 років тому +21

    I'll bring some Coke if you have the hot sauce with pizza poppers

    • @Shiro_Amada
      @Shiro_Amada 5 років тому +2

      And I'll bring the cola.

  • @brantswartz2472
    @brantswartz2472 5 років тому +2

    Been like 3 videos in a week man.
    Im so excited. XD

  • @MultiRokusho
    @MultiRokusho 5 років тому +26

    5:22 wait did he refer to mother jones as a conservative paper?

    • @sunlesssentinel5326
      @sunlesssentinel5326 5 років тому +5

      MultiRokusho I think he meant anti conservative. Maybe. It definitely isn’t conservative. David was working with Steele to leak information from the FBI into that news outlet.

    • @arootube
      @arootube 5 років тому +22

      thatsthejoke.jpg

    • @sunlesssentinel5326
      @sunlesssentinel5326 5 років тому

      aroo aroo wentovermyhead.jpg

    • @smithersreleasethehounds5330
      @smithersreleasethehounds5330 5 років тому +4

      I thought he was just being a wise ass..

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola 5 років тому +5

      Pretty sure that was a very dry joke.

  • @Lady_Rowan_MacGyver
    @Lady_Rowan_MacGyver 5 років тому

    I love your rants because you back up what you say with facts. I love that and you're funny as hell...keep up the good work man!! we need this, "we" meaning the country.

  • @Hackattack7
    @Hackattack7 5 років тому +36

    I'm insulted, at least Kabuki is entertaining

  • @Crowhil13
    @Crowhil13 5 років тому

    Razor, that was the best 13 minutes I've spent on my lunch break EVER !

  • @chrisbingley
    @chrisbingley 5 років тому +4

    4% increase in GDP
    Record low unemployment
    Record low Black and Hispanic unemployment
    Reduced taxes
    Troops pulled out of Syrian conflict
    ISIS destroyed
    Maybe more presidential candidates should collude with Russia......

  • @mrholdbutton971
    @mrholdbutton971 5 років тому

    All of The Fist's rants are amazing, but this one was better than amazing. This was damn near perfection.

  • @wariodude128
    @wariodude128 5 років тому +4

    I would like to take this moment to inform Razorfist of how I've seen and heard the phrase "The demand for discrimination has exceeded the supply" many a time without crediting him once. It's a good line and I hope more stuff is cribbed from him so other lesser journalactivists sound even the least bit smart.

  • @TB-my4cu
    @TB-my4cu 5 років тому +19

    Mad respect for the X-Men shirt.

  • @MarikK
    @MarikK 5 років тому +12

    Who should I contact for the juiciest nothingburger on Ubereats?

  • @MikeWhiskyTango
    @MikeWhiskyTango 3 роки тому +2

    With rageaholic I finally feel like I have found a close and ranting ally in EVERYTHING! Music, games, films, comics and books. His stuff is just like all my stuff. His thoughts are just like my thoughts. Why have I found this guy so late, wtf!!!

  • @dudenoone1712
    @dudenoone1712 5 років тому +4

    There is still some attorney client privilege issues here. Not even congress has the power to bypass that.

  • @Thrashershockey16
    @Thrashershockey16 5 років тому

    You sir are a Legend. Period point blank. The man!

  • @LarryGeistlinger
    @LarryGeistlinger 5 років тому +5

    I may never forgive you for flash cuts to Dragon Face Wasserman Schultz! A little warning please ....
    his name was SETH RICH

  • @tonyandthebattlefortruth4840
    @tonyandthebattlefortruth4840 5 років тому

    I find you talking about music! And giving props on bands who deserve your amazing way of dissecting! Dokken . Styper etc! But I’m even more entertained when you do current manipulate events like this! Keep it up

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO 5 років тому +10

    Russians Russians everywhere....I didn't know we traveled back to the Cold War era..

    • @harleymitchelly5542
      @harleymitchelly5542 5 років тому +1

      CYKA BLYAT! IVAN! DIRTY CAPITALIST AMERICANS BE FIGURINK OUT KGB SLEEPER CELL PLAN! GET CYANIDE PILLS! NOW!

  • @morvek
    @morvek 5 років тому

    Love the rant vids bro keep them coming

  • @trago1337
    @trago1337 5 років тому +3

    I should open up a fast food joint called Nothing Burger.

    • @encryptedwolf7623
      @encryptedwolf7623 5 років тому

      DO IT! Sell only hamburger buns and benefit from the tax benefits of owning your own business during this administration! Win-win!

  • @simoncobian2816
    @simoncobian2816 5 років тому +1

    Love that Daggerfall clip!!!! Perfectly placed

  • @Endymion766
    @Endymion766 5 років тому +3

    YT was spamming CNN coverage of this all over my home page and I clicked "X" so fast. The only story is how much of a non-story this is. Great video!!

  • @Sweetness71775
    @Sweetness71775 5 років тому +10

    Great rant. Love the passionate yelling. 10/10 would smash. I mean watch again.

  • @KeymoEmbryo
    @KeymoEmbryo 5 років тому +22

    after watching that Joe Rogan w/ Alex Jones podcast, I don't know what's real life anymore , at all

    • @nelsongllrd
      @nelsongllrd 5 років тому +2

      Same. Never listen to him fully only sound bites and now I'm screwed. I need to go find so foil really quick.

  • @dichebach
    @dichebach 5 років тому +2

    I really appreciate that you seem actually concerned at how incompetent the DNC leadership are. I suspect you understand that, no matter how much we might loath "them," we NEED at least two real political parties or we become a totalitarian state.
    Anyway, beautifully done commentary!

  • @captchet4850
    @captchet4850 5 років тому +6

    Between the rant and all the comments, it's hard to breathe from laughing so hard. I love this channel!!

  • @RayisX
    @RayisX 7 місяців тому

    Man 5 years later and this aged like fine wine

  • @guardian1102
    @guardian1102 5 років тому +4

    "It's the end for Trump" they said. "We will impeach him this year" they said. 🙄

  • @ericgarcia4745
    @ericgarcia4745 5 років тому

    Another great vid by razorfist

  • @CoffeeFresh_
    @CoffeeFresh_ 5 років тому +21

    Its always weird seeing Styx and Raz0rfist make a video the same day about the same topic

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 5 років тому +3

      They're both awesome. I would love to get them both together in the same room and play video games - something co-op, classic, and bloody, like Halo: CE. Then livestream them going at every topic.

    • @CoffeeFresh_
      @CoffeeFresh_ 5 років тому +1

      @@calanon534 I still believe they are the same guy.

    • @chrisprusinowski5287
      @chrisprusinowski5287 5 років тому

      @@calanon534 I'm not a big fan of Styx that much anymore. Its obvious his Satanism days still effect his missplaced worldly outlook far too often. Old habits die hard.

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 5 років тому

      @@chrisprusinowski5287 Didn't know, don't care. I still think he's awesome. You can think whatever you like.

  • @sski
    @sski 5 років тому

    Out-fuckin'-standing rant. I needed this. Thanks, Razor.

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 5 років тому +6

    I don't even really like or care for Trump (I'm indifferent on the guy, more of a 'anyone who isn't Hillary' kind of person) but seeing them bang on the 'DRUMPF is finished now!' drum for three years with nothing to show for it is easily one of the most ridiculous things I've seen in my lifetime.

  • @pilotamurorei
    @pilotamurorei 5 років тому +1

    i'm a simple man, when i see a new razorfist video, I click on it.

  • @jhalagan
    @jhalagan 5 років тому +3

    Louie Anderson, porta potty, fondue friday, Bwahahahaha

  • @Runicen
    @Runicen 5 років тому

    Thank you for that Daggerfall intermission. It was necessary.

  • @uncletorino2645
    @uncletorino2645 5 років тому +39

    Double Nothing 🍔 Burgers with cheese 🧀 and a side of Lies 🍟

    • @uss-dh7909
      @uss-dh7909 5 років тому +1

      Does a drink come with that? If so, how much?

    • @randominc.2251
      @randominc.2251 5 років тому +2

      @@uss-dh7909 ... It's a #2 combo , I think it is extra for the cup of SJ&W soul tears...The cost is the square root of Pi..

    • @lukestover2207
      @lukestover2207 5 років тому +1

      Extra salt please

  • @chucklehead2000
    @chucklehead2000 5 років тому

    What.. ? Pushing harder than Louie Anderson in a porta Jon on fondue Friday. I almost swallowed my dip. I love you, man.

  • @uranuslad9855
    @uranuslad9855 5 років тому +18

    Alex Jones is a National Treasure!

  • @yodatheswoll4804
    @yodatheswoll4804 7 місяців тому +2

    What is old is new again.

  • @Guru4hire
    @Guru4hire 5 років тому +36

    It wasn't theater. It was pornography.

    • @wadeschalk4599
      @wadeschalk4599 5 років тому +4

      Please do not insult pornography like that ever again.

  • @pumpkin6429
    @pumpkin6429 4 роки тому +1

    Pizza poppers? You need a downer. 😂

  • @BigLint87
    @BigLint87 5 років тому +5

    Awesome video RF... Your use of the English language is quite profound and it just great...lol

  • @bowecho
    @bowecho 5 років тому

    I always get excited when the rant alert goes off.

  • @uncletorino2645
    @uncletorino2645 5 років тому +3

    Pizza 🍕 Poppers, Hell Yeah! Don’t mind if I do and thanks Raz0r!

  • @underthepale
    @underthepale 5 років тому

    "Golden Great Ape Super Saiyan" has got to be one of my favorite phrases ever.

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch 5 років тому +4

    being in a livestream chatroom watching this with anti trump lefties was simultaneously the funniest and saddest internet event i have ever been through

  • @grindingtheaxe3027
    @grindingtheaxe3027 5 років тому +1

    Okay, now I'm convinced that Razorfist is what happens when Styx has too much coffee.

    • @thirdstrike4u
      @thirdstrike4u 5 років тому

      Clank Clank🥄🥄☕🤓

    • @harleymitchelly5542
      @harleymitchelly5542 5 років тому +1

      No, Razorfist is Styx on coffee laced with his secret stash of Colombian marching powder.
      COME OUT STYX, WE KNOW YOU HAVE SOME, AND WE WANT IT.

  • @tactition777
    @tactition777 5 років тому +4

    11:21 if that was done in monochromatic I would wear that t-shirt.

  • @LordVulcan93
    @LordVulcan93 5 років тому

    Starts the show with a rant alert. I love it.

  • @PROcrastinatingnao
    @PROcrastinatingnao 5 років тому +16

    Jim Jordon trying real hard to be Golden Graham 2.0.
    Can’t tell how which one is more of a farce, this hearing or the Kavanaugh one.
    Edit: thanks for adding the timetables on these shenanigans. Stuff like that is harder to keep track of

  • @jcr2558
    @jcr2558 5 років тому

    I want to make my homepage a picture of Razor's fake smile "WE'LL WAIT"

  • @Eleven-dk4be
    @Eleven-dk4be 5 років тому +11

    Alex Jones was going off!! I love it!!

  • @psykostick870
    @psykostick870 5 років тому

    Hahahahaha that podcast was his best in a while!!!