FORTRESS CHINA, HOW TO HOLD BACK JAPAN FOREVER! BEST CHINA GAME YOU WILL SEE! - HOI4 Multiplayer

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  • @TexugoFTW
    @TexugoFTW 5 років тому +3290

    did you beat china?
    Japan: yes
    what did it cost?
    Japan: ...everything

  • @TheUltraRiot
    @TheUltraRiot 5 років тому +2757

    *That moment when you're playing China with the name, Banzaiboi69, yeah...*

  • @egeo.9645
    @egeo.9645 5 років тому +1125

    Last time I was this fast Tommy had already Killed China as Japan

  • @benjeiy7347
    @benjeiy7347 5 років тому +1022

    Kills about 80 divisions as Japan: cool. Kills 2 divisions as china,: WOw YeS WOoOooOOo

    • @johnbritinburg8276
      @johnbritinburg8276 5 років тому +76

      @@mikerodrigues9822 Same thing with the Germans and Soviets

    • @husarzukrainski-6239
      @husarzukrainski-6239 5 років тому +103

      @@mikerodrigues9822 well, as i remember Japanese loses were like 1m manpower because of attrition.

  • @mtpgaming8010
    @mtpgaming8010 5 років тому +580

    Anyone notice japan's infantry template was named YAMAMOTO HENTAI ?

  • @atkproductions
    @atkproductions 5 років тому +621

    Man three kingdoms looks different

  • @olejnik5165
    @olejnik5165 5 років тому +504

    You should actually make more of the chinese factions or countries that u didnt played often or never like Greece

    • @tourettestreeproductions3657
      @tourettestreeproductions3657 5 років тому +8

      Egypt and form arab union

    • @wolfkillerq9363
      @wolfkillerq9363 5 років тому +2

      I'd really like to see him play a Canada game

    • @GeorgeDenis.
      @GeorgeDenis. 5 років тому +3

      Or Poland

    • @TommyKay
      @TommyKay  5 років тому +42

      I did play Greece :D

    • @olejnik5165
      @olejnik5165 5 років тому +6

      @@TommyKay Indeed dear sir, but Me myself and other people would like to see it more often!

  • @skylersmith8489
    @skylersmith8489 4 роки тому +170

    Tommy: I’m gonna have to explain the 90’s to my kids one day
    Me: I’m gonna have to explain 2020 to my kids one day

  • @Oliver-ze8uy
    @Oliver-ze8uy 5 років тому +355

    Japans infantry template name lol? 16:34

    • @Ottocide
      @Ottocide 5 років тому +33

      Thank you for this I completely missed that 😂😂

    • @mateushtommason6314
      @mateushtommason6314 4 роки тому

      the one at the bottom means chinese balls i can't understand what he ment in 100% it's hard to translate some words to english they loose the're meaning

  • @floppados
    @floppados 4 роки тому +82

    Its interesting how Japan at the end had 1.5/2 mil manpower with whole China and Japan, but China with 1 or 2 provinces had 3 mil people

    • @SciRuler
      @SciRuler 3 роки тому +6

      Manpower can’t beat better military strategy sadly

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 3 роки тому +31

      not really interesting, the province of chongqing has a larger population than canada

    • @floppados
      @floppados 3 роки тому +8

      @@Killerbee4712 oof, didnt knew that, thanks

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 2 роки тому

      @Лошадь Uh... sure... whatever you say

    • @jevinliu4658
      @jevinliu4658 2 роки тому

      @@Killerbee4712 We're not talking about the province of Chongqing, but perhaps 1/10 of the land

  • @dabuddhaman8908
    @dabuddhaman8908 5 років тому +563

    >FORTRESS CHINA, HOW TO HOLD BACK JAPAN FOREVER! BEST CHINA GAME YOU WILL SEE!
    >loses

    • @alejandrop.s.3942
      @alejandrop.s.3942 5 років тому +59

      I was expecting China invading Manchukuo and Corea xD.

    • @allshipper2158
      @allshipper2158 5 років тому +65

      Well, solo China in vanilla is kinda hard and in multiplayer it's very hard.

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 4 роки тому +7

      I wouldn't call it losing until the game ends.

    • @Ark_3311
      @Ark_3311 4 роки тому +4

      @@alejandrop.s.3942 *Korea

    • @SuperCreativeGT
      @SuperCreativeGT 4 роки тому +45

      Damn yeah, I was hoping for an informative video but this is just clickbait _and_ the guy is totally arrogant the entire time. Berating the Japanese player for being bad while simultaneously getting steamrolled by him. Capitulating in 1940 ≠ a victory by a large margin.

  • @byznes7428
    @byznes7428 5 років тому +159

    "FORTRESS CHINA, HOW TO HOLD BACK JAPAN FOREVER! BEST CHINA GAME YOU WILL SEE!" when even Tommy claims that he was playing against noob.

    • @TommyKay
      @TommyKay  5 років тому +44

      everyone is a noob nowadays, all the good players are gone

    • @DevillTM
      @DevillTM 5 років тому +30

      I fucking despise these clickbait titles, because when you give normal episodes such bombastic names people won't watch the ones that truly deserve it

    • @Raviollius
      @Raviollius 5 років тому +9

      Worse, he actually lost to a newbie.

    • @wiedzmin8204
      @wiedzmin8204 4 роки тому +10

      @@Raviollius tommy doesn't make the title, his editor markoni does

  • @thedevilneveraskstwice7027
    @thedevilneveraskstwice7027 5 років тому +7

    Thumbs up for the Japan guy, he was avarage, like the vast of us, and yet pulled up a good fight.

  • @johndou7972
    @johndou7972 5 років тому +28

    Imagine raising a child, trying your best at explaining 90s and stuff and then he becomes a furry.

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 5 років тому +10

      Im scared to think about what is gonna be normal when we get to have kids.

  • @Toby-Wan-Kenobi940
    @Toby-Wan-Kenobi940 5 років тому +39

    Hold the line
    Japan is always on time

    • @hamez2192
      @hamez2192 5 років тому +5

      Whoa whoa whoa

  • @douglastakle8242
    @douglastakle8242 5 років тому +4

    As China your supposed to quickly research guns 1 because if you do it quickly it’s not a big hit, because basic inf has no attack, therefore you can’t put pressure on them if they have sloppy lines. (Also guard the sides of shandong)

  • @gingerdaviesssss
    @gingerdaviesssss 5 років тому +10

    Hey tommy keep streaming man good work

    • @TommyKay
      @TommyKay  5 років тому +5

      Hey thanks xd you too

  • @chamskielmz
    @chamskielmz 5 років тому +9

    Lol ,that was a pole ,and his division name was "giver is a chinese egg seler" which rhymes on Polish "daj to chiński sprzedawca jaj"

  • @YouTubedoesntneedhandles
    @YouTubedoesntneedhandles 5 років тому +3

    I love how he pretty much playing every single song used the first guardians movie

  • @sasukesamp2310
    @sasukesamp2310 5 років тому +2

    I was waiting for this all week, i really enjoy your videos tommy!

  • @hendrixrider3592
    @hendrixrider3592 5 років тому +107

    Title: HOW TO HOLD JAPAN FOREVER!
    Tommy: *five minutes in* Its basically impossible to hold against Japan.

    • @malaysianmapping9767
      @malaysianmapping9767 4 роки тому +3

      *Laughs in taureror*

    • @zo1o281
      @zo1o281 3 роки тому +3

      @@malaysianmapping9767taureor could never hold in mp all he does is human wawe 14 4 and order 66

    • @malaysianmapping9767
      @malaysianmapping9767 3 роки тому +1

      @@zo1o281 *laughs in Alex the rambler? *

    • @zo1o281
      @zo1o281 3 роки тому +1

      @@malaysianmapping9767 well People dont worship him as a hoi god

    • @SmallPotato2313
      @SmallPotato2313 3 роки тому +2

      @@zo1o281 well taureror is very good in sp he always cames with some good strategy although in mp it wouldnt work that well

  • @lukekilroy6818
    @lukekilroy6818 5 років тому +9

    Tommy could play as Iceland and make a war defining difference if he really tried and i don’t doubt that he wouldn’t

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 5 років тому +217

    >calling yourself alpha
    >not being able to easily hold china
    Pick one gingerboi

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 5 років тому +17

      Not holding china against a noob lol

    • @dominolepanda350
      @dominolepanda350 5 років тому +15

      VoteCthulhu it was on purpose , the way he played made Japan very week against the allies and he still held China untill the end (sorry for my english)

    • @kubli365
      @kubli365 5 років тому +1

      @@dominolepanda350 held

    • @dominolepanda350
      @dominolepanda350 5 років тому

      TheSly442 thank you !

    • @TommyKay
      @TommyKay  5 років тому +55

      Okay bud go make a video of yourself holding China in a serious game

  • @josh-kg1rb
    @josh-kg1rb 5 років тому +185

    That title seems like clickbait to noobs

    • @xaoz2362
      @xaoz2362 5 років тому +3

      true... wrote this because i read your comment wrong xD srry -> since he destroyed basically everything in China while slowly dying he slowed down Japan's progress a lot, meaning that Japan had no way of winning a war against USA...

    • @pattyTimer
      @pattyTimer 5 років тому +11

      Yet here you are.

    • @TommyKay
      @TommyKay  5 років тому +17

      wowee

    • @Metawire61
      @Metawire61 5 років тому

      wowowowowowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuck off the guy you came here for clickbait first!!!!!
      btw i didn't come for clickbait and i'm not a noob

    • @Metawire61
      @Metawire61 5 років тому

      also tommy ban the guy he didn't sub

  • @comradedoggo9308
    @comradedoggo9308 5 років тому +13

    Ahh it’s a German brother greetings from Holland 🇳🇱❤️🇩🇪

  • @blazodeolireta
    @blazodeolireta 5 років тому +7

    0:12 F for family, Bill Burr->I press like.

  • @herohd1837
    @herohd1837 3 роки тому +2

    I love TommyKay for his humour and this gameplay is his music the best

  • @denvisegris9375
    @denvisegris9375 5 років тому +1

    after 500 japan games tommy finally plays china

  • @JqmAlx
    @JqmAlx 5 років тому +731

    TommyKay plays china????
    Me : *Orgasm*
    this is dream come true
    Edit : This is the most likes i ever had on the internet
    *Suicide Rate drop to 0%*

    • @christophmaier4397
      @christophmaier4397 5 років тому +5

      learn english

    • @JqmAlx
      @JqmAlx 5 років тому +31

      MaximilianMussolini sorry if that triggered you lol im asian i can do math better than english 😂👍

    • @baldsniper8744
      @baldsniper8744 5 років тому

      Yeah, come to his streams then.

    • @iulian2484
      @iulian2484 5 років тому +3

      @Art Deco Jeweller wtf

    • @nauthisofmidguard6739
      @nauthisofmidguard6739 5 років тому +3

      Art Deco Jeweller r/cursed comments

  • @shadowblack3634
    @shadowblack3634 5 років тому +1

    Liked this one a lot. Always wanted to see a China tommy

  • @lordcabbage4931
    @lordcabbage4931 4 роки тому +24

    Alternate title: how to fail successfully

  • @tsv2087
    @tsv2087 3 роки тому +4

    I really do wish that they made it extremely hard to push into China as Japan once they take the coast. I would really like to see games where China is actually able to hold onto the interior with equipment from the allies.

  • @amontgomery
    @amontgomery 5 років тому +35

    Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack fits well

  • @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376
    @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 4 роки тому +7

    Or,if you're the AI:
    Step one: United Front
    Step two: That's it. You're done. The invasion gets nowhere.

  • @Zerpderp0
    @Zerpderp0 5 років тому +2

    When Tommy plays China... no one is leaves happy

  • @evilcatghost307
    @evilcatghost307 5 років тому

    You did this on my birthday. Checked youtube last night but was to drunk to watch it then. Bless you.

  • @Metawire61
    @Metawire61 5 років тому +2

    also did anybody else notice the theme in the start of the episode was one of starlord's radio themes? i have good ears and a good memory lol

  • @CaptaineRed
    @CaptaineRed 5 років тому

    Oh Markoni kinda left the space to Tommy here, not a lot of editing to troll him (not a diss Markoni

  • @jasonandrade7874
    @jasonandrade7874 5 років тому

    Octopath traveler music and I thought your channel couldnt get any better, love it dude

  • @michael0243
    @michael0243 5 років тому +3

    TommyKay - Sun Tzu reborned

  • @billwilson7841
    @billwilson7841 5 років тому +3

    Japan: "Your Fists are as strong as a Mosquito´s!"
    ChinaTommy: "Youre already Dead"

  • @Aaaareyoureadyyy
    @Aaaareyoureadyyy 3 роки тому +1

    Well it has been 2 Years now Tommy, I'm awaiting another China Video.

  • @elarmando2954
    @elarmando2954 5 років тому +2

    Congratulations for the 100k subs Markoni

  • @KennyDBacon
    @KennyDBacon 4 роки тому +1

    0:58 "I don't think there's much you can do WONG with China."
    Chinese with Wong surname approved.

  • @r.c.g5243
    @r.c.g5243 5 років тому

    You don’t know how much I love you man

  • @kla7151
    @kla7151 5 років тому +1

    I fucking went to Germany, Italy FRANCE and Austria WHEN THE HEATWAVE JUST STARTED

  • @drasticallyfantastic7164
    @drasticallyfantastic7164 5 років тому +6

    I need to see Tommy Japan vs Tommy china, they can't stream snipe each other eider

  • @braidenwilliams4984
    @braidenwilliams4984 2 роки тому

    That intro hit different knowing in a couple years he has a kid on the way

  • @intergalacticmantv
    @intergalacticmantv 4 роки тому

    9:26 woah Tom didn’t know you’ve been listening to Adamlar (Sarılırım Birine) lmao, luvs and clicks from Turkey

  • @landstreikerdood5376
    @landstreikerdood5376 5 років тому

    Tommy I respect that you listen to the 90's

  • @CesarzHirohito
    @CesarzHirohito 5 років тому +1

    "Daj to chiński jaj" - najlepsza nazwa kompozycji dewizji 2019
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Ta polskość xD

  • @hassandabo6288
    @hassandabo6288 5 років тому

    4:44 ah think in the background. I see your a man of culture aswell tommy

  • @selmanela6730
    @selmanela6730 5 років тому +2

    Tommy should just play Red Alert with how much the song appears in these videos

  • @alexjff3018
    @alexjff3018 5 років тому +2

    Hey TommyKay, do you ever use mechanized in tank divisions? I think you should definitely use them with heavy tanks, and maybe even in medium tanks. They have 5 extra hp, a few extra defense (which doesn't really matter), some armor, but most importantly, they have hardness from 60-84% hardness depending on what year mech it is. Mot only have 10% hardness. Using mechanized over mot, you have about 90% hardness vs 80% hardness, meaning you only take half the soft attack damage as you would from a heavy tank+mot versus a heavy tank+mech.

  • @sgtsnek962
    @sgtsnek962 5 років тому

    Finnaly i waited all this time for this

  • @truereaper4572
    @truereaper4572 4 роки тому +2

    All you had to do, was hold the damn ports CJ!

  • @prisonmike6210
    @prisonmike6210 5 років тому +2

    Hold the line! Japans love is always on time woah woah woah

  • @ishaaqsultan9040
    @ishaaqsultan9040 5 років тому +4

    Only notifications i care about

  • @goldfisch9199
    @goldfisch9199 5 років тому

    Why is the video quality of your hoi4 videos so much better than all of the other hoi4 youtubers?

  • @grabbers6520
    @grabbers6520 5 років тому +2

    I kind of find it funny how he tags the video with funny

  • @YoshiBroccoli
    @YoshiBroccoli 3 роки тому +1

    This is how it works guys we start off as beta drew durnil viewers that don’t even have hoi4 then we evolve into chad tommykay viewers that play hoi4

  • @rpd0825
    @rpd0825 5 років тому +9

    hits 30° C in europe
    europeans: dies
    hits 46° C in texas with 95% humidity
    america: this is fine

    • @githreepi136
      @githreepi136 5 років тому

      Do mericans have °C or Fahrenheit?

    • @stephendemeritt1058
      @stephendemeritt1058 5 років тому

      @@githreepi136 Fahrenheit, of course; here in Texas, 98 degrees is considered the high end of sweater weather !
      I remember back in '71, just north of Saigon in late monsoon season, it hit 125 degrees in the underbrush AND the rain, while being shot at !!

    • @rpd0825
      @rpd0825 5 років тому

      giThreePi well Fahrenheit but where i’m from we use celsius, naturally i use metric system but i know both fine

  • @TheBepis
    @TheBepis 5 років тому +1

    Best music, hands down.

  • @alphariusfuze8089
    @alphariusfuze8089 4 роки тому

    I like the background music playing while you playing game 😂

  • @jeronimoadames6624
    @jeronimoadames6624 4 роки тому +2

    Watching this from the Mojave near the hottest place on earth your words resonate with me lmao

    • @totalcrash5006
      @totalcrash5006 4 роки тому

      patrolling mojave makes you wish for nuclear winter

  • @saki453
    @saki453 5 років тому +20

    What's the music at around 10:20?

    • @carlspringer7024
      @carlspringer7024 5 років тому +14

      Decisive Battle I - Octopath Traveler Music

    • @saki453
      @saki453 5 років тому +5

      @@carlspringer7024 thank you kind sir.

  • @mateuszkarpacki9331
    @mateuszkarpacki9331 4 роки тому +1

    How ironic is that Polish player playing as Japan fights a German player turtling in China?

  • @hengzhizhu7920
    @hengzhizhu7920 5 років тому +2

    Yes, I have much respecc for your survival

  • @trattoretrattore8228
    @trattoretrattore8228 5 років тому +2

    You're a good person
    Thank you

  • @MoDztheking
    @MoDztheking 5 років тому +7

    5:50 what is this beautiful music???

  • @saints2488
    @saints2488 3 роки тому

    Bester ytuber love u

  • @tyskbulle
    @tyskbulle 5 років тому

    I am happy now Tommy. I have wanted a good China game.

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 5 років тому +2

    I accidentally clicked on this video and I had to stay :/

  • @naikibens2205
    @naikibens2205 4 роки тому

    Found what I was looking after. The glory of China

  • @theellex6177
    @theellex6177 5 років тому +2

    Tommy listens to russian music XD 12:30

    • @openseason3013
      @openseason3013 4 роки тому

      it's Возвращайся
      - Аngel Vox, you may to listen, it's beauty

  • @jamescassady4629
    @jamescassady4629 4 місяці тому

    Gaudians of the Galaxy soundtrack
    Man has good music taste

  • @greenbear186
    @greenbear186 5 років тому +2

    2:52 hoiiv logic: 10000 soldiers need 1000 guns

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 5 років тому

      More like 1000 tens of guns. So the numbers are more reasonable

  • @adampark..
    @adampark.. 4 роки тому

    Loving the songs

  • @ShirakamiKaiser
    @ShirakamiKaiser 3 роки тому

    IRL China is the one out of 1 billion timelines who survived.

  • @goudanuff6451
    @goudanuff6451 Рік тому

    I'm tripping because every song in this video is in my playlist from when I was 17 and a major stoner

  • @JS-wf7qz
    @JS-wf7qz 5 років тому

    Now i want to see Tommy to survive as china

  • @wileycoyote6037
    @wileycoyote6037 5 років тому +8

    HOLD THE LINE, THE KUOMINGTANG ARE JUST ON TIME

  • @titusbaum9690
    @titusbaum9690 2 роки тому +4

    Alternate title: "Self-Proclaimed expert China player gets destroyed by Noob Japan"

  • @sb17899
    @sb17899 5 років тому

    hey tommy i love your videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur my favoriet youtube

  • @cogiar
    @cogiar 5 років тому

    Every video he has something random and unrelated that could confuse new comers😂😂

  • @joeschmoe3860
    @joeschmoe3860 5 років тому

    My favorite Thick Alpha Ginger is back.

  • @Reposaaren_Samurai
    @Reposaaren_Samurai 5 років тому +3

    *The best and ONLY China game you will ever see.. xd

  • @Elaina1819
    @Elaina1819 Рік тому

    The power of Knowledge from future will help from the past... knowing the enemy will attack will give plenty of time.

  • @Trumpeter2345
    @Trumpeter2345 5 років тому

    Guardians of the galaxy soundtrack playing your entire stream lol

  • @kimonolumaymun8828
    @kimonolumaymun8828 4 роки тому

    You know shits gonna happen when red alert starts to play

  • @somerando9229
    @somerando9229 3 роки тому

    Historical Japan gameplay.

  • @thecringekid5744
    @thecringekid5744 4 роки тому

    I see TK is a fellow wow player

  • @AllHeartHomesteading
    @AllHeartHomesteading 5 років тому +5

    Haha the best way to defend your loss “oh even if he wins he has to repair forever”
    Um.. he still won

    • @trtrgf8767
      @trtrgf8767 5 років тому

      Even more, I think he could repair this in a half of year with enabled repair focus, so that's not like something critical

    • @danielearl3591
      @danielearl3591 4 роки тому +11

      @@trtrgf8767 half a year-to a year of barely progressing an industry you spent half a million men on while British Raj, Australia and America have just been vibing is a death sentence sentence

  • @riolkin
    @riolkin 5 років тому +1

    I also enjoy the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack

  • @xenoswarrior6900
    @xenoswarrior6900 5 років тому

    New Video Title:
    German Ed Sheeran leads Chinese off-brand Gaurdians oof the Galaxy using 90's music and the name "BanzaiBoi69"

  • @jwilson1812
    @jwilson1812 4 роки тому

    I miss these factual meta games

  • @MemeDeep
    @MemeDeep 4 роки тому

    Japan: I have won. But at what cost?

  • @coolmanwil9135
    @coolmanwil9135 5 років тому +4

    even though i always liked the Content from Tommy, i used to think that he was arrogant, but the way he behaves now is so munch more pleasing

    • @dmontpelier
      @dmontpelier 4 роки тому

      Jude Lind
      2 divisions encircled
      “oUCh tHat hUrTs hE gOT wrEcKED”

  • @opressedrussianminority7421
    @opressedrussianminority7421 5 років тому +1

    1941 sounds like the regular china game to me unless I play against some good Japans and so far I havent seen more than 10 at most.
    I managed to survive once to 1943 when the game ended and no the player on Japan wasn't a noob.
    he did actually good but I got like 1 million guns 3 from the British Raj alone and 50k from the USSR in the beginning.
    Also held out on the Chong Qing line.

  • @raghudurina2354
    @raghudurina2354 5 років тому

    looks like someone just finished watching gaurdians of the galaxy