The Least Horny Disco Elysium Gamer

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  • Опубліковано 20 січ 2024
  • The original post: / disco_elysiums_most_di...
    The lore video on my main channel: • The Lore of Disco Elys...
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  • @JamrockHobo2nd
    @JamrockHobo2nd  6 місяців тому +57

    The Reddit post: www.reddit.com/r/DiscoElysium/comments/183ufwf/disco_elysiums_most_disappointing_flaw/
    The lore video on my main channel: ua-cam.com/video/vnlcSXqquFg/v-deo.html

    • @svijj_
      @svijj_ 6 місяців тому +6

      No fucking way this is a real post holy shit

    • @AngelTail
      @AngelTail 6 місяців тому

      👀💦
      disco~disco~~!

  • @llenastro5986
    @llenastro5986 6 місяців тому +591

    "the world just goes on unfucked" is actually so raw

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 6 місяців тому +21

      Ok then cook it

  • @DwRockett
    @DwRockett 6 місяців тому +767

    It’s actually in the “be mean to Kim” path, so no Disco Elysium player has ever seen it

    • @holylight2428
      @holylight2428 6 місяців тому +1

      " Sorry Kim, gotta fuck the hole "

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 6 місяців тому

      Well yeah the only hole I need is Kim’s

  • @Kim.Kitsuragi
    @Kim.Kitsuragi 6 місяців тому +337

    *The lieutenant lets out a disappointed sigh as you describe your desire in excruciating detail.* “Detective, please… it’s **two** in the morning and people are trying to sleep, please stop trying to climb the wooden chapel beams to copulate with what is essentially the very idea of nonexistence itself.”

    • @monsoon156
      @monsoon156 6 місяців тому +34

      HARDCORE

    • @kasane1337
      @kasane1337 6 місяців тому +37

      @@monsoon156 WE LITERALLY FUCK ZHE WÖRLD, JA! HARDCORE!

    • @KittyKatty999
      @KittyKatty999 День тому

      *Morale Lost*

  • @maksimusgo5982
    @maksimusgo5982 6 місяців тому +376

    Alright, just the "FUCK THE WORLD" thing is a legendary conceptualisation check

  • @mr_mist7891
    @mr_mist7891 6 місяців тому +140

    This is what happens if you actually manage to open the Bunker Door

  • @kenkaneki6969_
    @kenkaneki6969_ 6 місяців тому +122

    "You will not fuck the hole in the world. You will never pop the world's cherry and you will like it."
    - Totalitarian ZA/UM Tycoons

  • @ramppappia
    @ramppappia 6 місяців тому +241

    Desire is stronger when it isn’t fully satisfied isn't it

    • @JamrockHobo2nd
      @JamrockHobo2nd  6 місяців тому +91

      i think thats what the devs said when asked why you cant kiss kim

    • @ramppappia
      @ramppappia 6 місяців тому +8

      @@JamrockHobo2nd yup!

    • @ploploplop2349
      @ploploplop2349 5 місяців тому +4

      don't play that card on me

  • @DirtyDoge
    @DirtyDoge 6 місяців тому +175

    The vocalization of 👉👌is top notch

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 6 місяців тому +2

      The second I read this comment I heard it and started cackling

  • @TheBeyspieler
    @TheBeyspieler 6 місяців тому +139

    The fact that I've never thought of this doesn't tell me this man is unhinged, it really means I haven't fully grasped the game yet. I have not yet truly synced sines with the true Tequila Sunset.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 6 місяців тому +6

      this thought is the final step to truly understanding what this game's all about

  • @cia4u401
    @cia4u401 6 місяців тому +97

    Prove him wrong or let him COOK

  • @coolfish420
    @coolfish420 6 місяців тому +215

    I approve of this. Very futuristic.

    • @selfsatisfiedred
      @selfsatisfiedred 6 місяців тому +12

      Actually very hardcore

    • @dominicrouse2623
      @dominicrouse2623 6 місяців тому +13

      @@selfsatisfiedredis it?

    • @vaultboy3183
      @vaultboy3183 6 місяців тому +3

      @@dominicrouse2623 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH, HARDCORE!

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 6 місяців тому +1

      @@selfsatisfiedred HARDCORE TO THE MEGA!

  • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
    @Doctor_Straing_Strange 6 місяців тому +131

    he's completely right you know?

    • @flaetsbnort
      @flaetsbnort 6 місяців тому +22

      Yup. Costeau would absolutely try to fuck the Pale, and I don't think anyone who disagrees has even played the same game

    • @jaysea5939
      @jaysea5939 6 місяців тому +3

      100%

  • @RobbieRothschild
    @RobbieRothschild 6 місяців тому +80

    If he is wrong, let god strike me down right now

    • @baronbacku9984
      @baronbacku9984 6 місяців тому +25

      did god strike you down?

    • @JamrockHobo2nd
      @JamrockHobo2nd  6 місяців тому +36

      please respond if youre still alive

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 6 місяців тому +14

      Uh oh

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller 6 місяців тому +10

      He got Swallowed.

    • @2Links
      @2Links 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@PotionSmeller Maybe he achieved his dream, in a way. Maybe he's in a better place now.

  • @hamfranky
    @hamfranky 6 місяців тому +26

    Contact Mic wouldn't be held back by "limitations coded into the game".

  • @hatientacetlen4246
    @hatientacetlen4246 5 місяців тому +6

    "That's very interesting detective, do you think we should get back to investigating the murder?"

  • @ratmessiah7223
    @ratmessiah7223 6 місяців тому +57

    To be fair, this actually is the largest flaw with the game, because the game is absolutely perfect and this is the only flaw in it

  • @Whimlost
    @Whimlost 6 місяців тому +141

    When gaming crosses the threshold of academic acceptance and becomes something that is discussed and analyzed at the same level as literature and film, there will be published, academic articles with these exact same thesis’s.

  • @giuthais
    @giuthais 6 місяців тому +41

    thank you for absolutely destroying your throat to bring us this video

  • @Rare_Coil
    @Rare_Coil 6 місяців тому +33

    Now you're thinking high-concept

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 6 місяців тому +37

    This man most epically failed a red composure check 😅🤣

    • @vfanon
      @vfanon 6 місяців тому +13

      No, he succeeded on a legendary Conceptualization check. You’re too *low-concept* to understand...

  • @Flatscores
    @Flatscores 6 місяців тому +19

    As narrated by Roy the pawn shop owner. Wonderful.

  • @2Links
    @2Links 6 місяців тому +12

    After reading the post I see their perspective, at least. It could have been written. But it's an unhinged thing to say. Liberating almost in its acceptance that the rest of the world will view you differently, and that that is fine. Because you've spoken your truth an expressed your emotion. Your soul is immense, and writers should have given you the option to fuck the pale, or whatever the hole is.

    • @2Links
      @2Links 6 місяців тому +3

      Also I think you could view it as a testament to how well the game generally allows you to do as you please, or at least manages to understand you. Usually the game goes with you all the way, something rarely achieved, and the fact that this player's greatest problem was this is kind of great. Because the game understands you so well that you're disappointed when it doesn't account for even your most unhinged thoughts. It already let you shoot a child, after all. Why not this? Why not at least acknowledge your thought, which they definitely have access to since they've been reading them the rest of the time, and make some kind of Electrochemistry dialogue regarding your human urges.

    • @2Links
      @2Links 6 місяців тому +1

      And also also writing these comments made me think about love. Because these are obviously not the greatest problems with the game. To me at least, I think the whole ending sequence is beautiful but the fact that you can guess where the shot was from and still be unable to go there or do anything about it is frustrating. And still it doesn't impact my enjoyment of the game, nor does it even really count as a negative in my book. Ultimately it just becomes part of the art, part of the story behind this thing I love. Maybe at the end of the day that's what love is.

  • @emmettbrown3463
    @emmettbrown3463 6 місяців тому +12

    but it's 2mm..
    after reading the original post and its replies on the matter i now agree with the author

  • @dominicrouse2623
    @dominicrouse2623 6 місяців тому +12

    I hate myself but you do have to give it to him, Harry would wonder something similar to this

  • @user-di7bb4yk1y
    @user-di7bb4yk1y 6 місяців тому +10

    Jean: «STFU Harry, I'm tired of this drunk nonsense».

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 6 місяців тому +6

    Thought gained: "Fuck the world. No really"

  • @Zero60133
    @Zero60133 6 місяців тому +11

    Finally a theory that makes sense.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 6 місяців тому

      internally coherent, one might say

  • @lycheeenby9473
    @lycheeenby9473 6 місяців тому +8

    IT EVEN HAS A CRAB (MAN)

  • @Jo-ew7lw
    @Jo-ew7lw 6 місяців тому +20

    0:26
    where are the red arrows and circles

  • @caffeinepoisoning
    @caffeinepoisoning 6 місяців тому +4

    they’re right

  • @miles8677
    @miles8677 6 місяців тому +3

    they're literally right

  • @vfanon
    @vfanon 6 місяців тому +3

    It genuinely would have fit so fucking well as an obscure little detail with the Fuck The World jacket and Electrochemistry.

  • @mutedups
    @mutedups 4 місяці тому +2

    >Choosing Electrochemistry as my highlight skill

  • @hades_head_empty
    @hades_head_empty 6 місяців тому +2

    2:12 your little sound effect for the emojis was perfect lmao

  • @Outuition
    @Outuition 5 місяців тому +2

    When you max out Conceptualization and Electrochemistry

  • @rodrigonoffs1369
    @rodrigonoffs1369 4 місяці тому +1

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Celestial Mechanics Saturn:

  • @gavinclark6891
    @gavinclark6891 6 місяців тому +9

    dude what if this exact dialogue is what the writers let the audience decide without writing as part of the straight heteronormative male psyche.

    • @gavinclark6891
      @gavinclark6891 6 місяців тому +5

      outlining this would reinforce the context that the game takes place within and add to the message, thus belying a great irony in the plot of the game, truly, that this post realizes something true about this game.

    • @untitleduntitled6257
      @untitleduntitled6257 6 місяців тому +2

      I
      I don’t understand

  • @Blane811
    @Blane811 4 місяці тому +1

    "There is no hope in this hell. No hope at all"

  • @murakyo79
    @murakyo79 2 місяці тому +1

    0:27 I love the fact that you used a gameplay where Kim wears the other jacket

  • @-fragile-
    @-fragile- 6 місяців тому +7

    i feel like this is main channel material

  • @annepandesal
    @annepandesal 5 місяців тому +3

    theres a fic with this *exact* premise btw . IF YOU EVEN CARE
    reddit user, so real and so true point lmfao

  • @havencanfield4653
    @havencanfield4653 6 місяців тому +6

    Ok to be fair, a 2 mm hole is REALLY small.

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 6 місяців тому +5

      It's average I swear

    • @lazymoon2392
      @lazymoon2392 6 місяців тому

      Im even a mm short on girth bro stop toying with my emotions

  • @RoboLamp
    @RoboLamp 6 місяців тому +3

    I would be HARDCORE, so yeah, the church company might appreciate the detective's HARDCORE investigation.

  • @KaterinaSaburova
    @KaterinaSaburova 6 місяців тому +5

    It would just result into a very quick bottom surgery I'm afraid

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 6 місяців тому +1

      If there is a hole

    • @maybemaeb
      @maybemaeb 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ZackShark1
      There's a way.

  • @a.p.2356
    @a.p.2356 5 місяців тому +1

    No no, let him cook.

  • @caimaoriosaure6471
    @caimaoriosaure6471 6 місяців тому +3

    i am convinced

  • @helioobianchi
    @helioobianchi 6 місяців тому +3

    I love all this post-game content. It's gem after gem 👌

  • @Nolat885
    @Nolat885 6 місяців тому +3

    Ok hold on hes on to something

  • @jultejock7185
    @jultejock7185 6 місяців тому +3

    This is ASMR.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 6 місяців тому +1

      if more asmr sounded like this, i'd actually like it. give us more raspy old man asmr

  • @YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN
    @YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN 6 місяців тому +4

    Ive never agreed with something ive hated hearing more...

  • @ThatOliveMrT
    @ThatOliveMrT 6 місяців тому +2

    He's out of line but he's also right

  • @antiqq
    @antiqq 5 місяців тому

    ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Impossible: Failure]

  • @baronbacku9984
    @baronbacku9984 6 місяців тому +2

    actually... if you could do this, i wouldn't even be surprised

  • @YetAnotherInv
    @YetAnotherInv 6 місяців тому +2

    my man's sounding like a new vegas ghoul

  • @joaogabrielguimaraesgalvao7636
    @joaogabrielguimaraesgalvao7636 6 місяців тому +18

    Gods and aliens! I miss so much this game, I was on twitter and Saw some ppl trying to justify and give praise to vigilantes "doing justice with their own hands" while they were beating an elderly man that was completely innocent but one of them thought he was assalting ppl. And also how obvious criminal cases irl were rushed because of the satanic panic or electorial pressure and I just get blown away by how sharp and relevant DE critiques are and the potential of it's mythical sequel. Today marks 100 years since Vladmir Lenin's death and the sociological problems that the soviet union tried to fix are even more prevalent now in some cases and it reminds me of that talk with the two communists about our need to have faith in humanity while fighting the class war because,at the end of the day, it's one of the most humanitarian and necessary moviments that one can be a part of(and probably the only hope that humanity has at beating global warming).

  • @playr1077
    @playr1077 5 місяців тому

    I actually giggled out loud when I heard the read on "👉👌"

  • @asdrugrohl
    @asdrugrohl 6 місяців тому +3

    Ok but they're kinda right tho
    Maybe we *should* be able to fuck the world

  • @sintua
    @sintua 5 місяців тому +1

    They are 100% correct, by the way.

  • @zackpumpkinhead8882
    @zackpumpkinhead8882 16 днів тому

    Tek Knight

  • @dannhoff6646
    @dannhoff6646 3 місяці тому +2

    Lmaoo. But tbh, i was legit upset when i discovered you couldn't have sex in the game. I played the game not knowing anything about it, and i thought it would be a Gta style with drugs, alcohol, and sex. And kinda open world.
    So imagine my surprise when i found out, you wake up in the world, and can only travel in a small city in the middle of nowhere. You cannot pay hookers to have sex with you. And Kim gets pissed off everytime you buy speed. Damn.

  • @nvelasco
    @nvelasco 6 місяців тому +1

    Reddit being reddit

  • @disnagburnazog9552
    @disnagburnazog9552 6 місяців тому +1

    excellenlty voiced

  • @moongoose8768
    @moongoose8768 5 місяців тому

    We dont have to like it, but he is correct.

  • @VS-sf1rt
    @VS-sf1rt 6 місяців тому +6

    How did you get birds nest roy to read this???

  • @cyan2037
    @cyan2037 Місяць тому

    ee oo