Domino's App Feat Hatsune Miku (Original)
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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Domino's app featuring Hatsune Miku.
Edit:
[Original Link : • Video ]
(Has Been Since Taken Down)
Edit 2:
This was real in Japan. Scott retired and this got removed. Watch Nick Robinson's video explaining this: • Domino's App feat. Hat...
he's either dying inside, or trying to hide how much he loves Miku.
really hard to tell
Probably both
A boomer who has to maintain his image of being an honest and wholesome adult eventhough he really really loves Miku.
His wife left him for Hatsune Miku and he's holding back tears
@@jjd3hner544 wait hol' up
They can try to erase the past. They cannot silence the truth
Kaiser Wiggles III They only took it down because Scott retired and is no longer president of Domino's.
MisterSwagify he died
MisterSwagify is right. He retired.
Sickening Silence wait he DIED?I thought he just retired.. ;(
He just retired. He didn't die.
0:44 *C H O K E Y O S H I*
Not yoshi
yoshi no
Lmao
i laughed for a solid 10 minutes at this
What’s the actual name cause I literally looked up Choke yoshi but nothing came up
HAVE SOME FUN WITH MIKU
Are you asking me or telling me, Scott?
*MASAKA?!*
S*x?
the voice he says it with
And last but not least! THE LIVE PERFORMANCE!
V E R Y C O O L
he looks like he's on the verge of a mental breakdown
He probably has PTSD from this.
He is
Let's not remind him he might get flashbacks
I’m a videographer for a marketing company in the US, and from an American standpoint, this video breaks pretty much every rule when it comes to composition, shot choice, transitions etc. But in Japan, it did outrageously well. So I guess my only question is: Who’s ready for Miku?
Yes. I don’t even fucking care about hatsune miku but yes.
The editing is genius. Every commercial should have random, unnecessary close ups.
Just quick cuts to the camera tracking his nose and hands. All that's missing is a tracking shot down his open zipper, as a droplet of cum exits his wrinkly penis. Hatsune Miku's face appears inside of the droplet as she winks - fade to black - Domino's logo appears on the screen
The little tie adjustment
Like all the infomercials and cell phone ring tone ads from the late 90s/early 2000s
Is this the kind of mental breakdown Papa John had when he ate 40 pizzas and told a reporter that the Day of Reckoning was coming?
Best comment yet.
Of coure he'd have apocalyptic visions after wolfing down 40 pizzas. That's as many as four tens, and that's terrible!
Please tell me this actually happened
@@BigBoy257 Yeah, after he got fired for saying the n-word, he did an interview with a news station where he said he had eaten 40 pizzas in the past 30 days, and that “the day of reckoning will come”.
A WEAPON TO SURPASS PAPA JOHN’S
Lyrics:
Hello everyone, I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called Vocaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokaro-p, E-shi, Choukyou-shi, Furitsuke-shi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute: just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! *Miku sings* Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!
But let's be honest here, we all know the lyrics by heart.
This has the same energy as yoshikage kira
i want miku to read the lyrics 😡😡
Thank u so much
what key do i sing in?
I only here to offer my respect to Scott Oelkers. He may be gone but he will forever live on as President of Domino's Pizza in our heart.
@@lewis_base yes but he is no long President of Domino's Pizza Japan
He is back, baby!
such a cutie >~<
oh and miku too of course
thank you for this
We love Scott
Scott is love
Scott is love
Scott is life
Scott is love
Scott is life
Scott is what keeps me up at night
He is so uncomfortable like he never heard of that vocaloid thing and really just wants to do a boomer rant about kids these days
He's seems more like the kind of guy trying to imitate recent trends. He's literally copying the mannerisms of how Miku talks in english
Doesn't bother me
Makes it all the better lol
At least he was nice about it. Hope he fired someone after that to vent his rage
Kids these days and their anime waifus
1:10 Sans
*undertale pizza*
*undertale pizza*
FUCK!!! HAHAHHAHA
This comment is cursed beyond belief
agreed
God damnit
1:36 I expected magical sparks to come out of his hand
Scott is a magical girl
or force lightning
Or, maybe the electricity just materialized out of nowhere, and people can't find out why.
The way the words barely roll of of his tongue is very unsettling. It sounds like he put the script through Google translate thousands of times and read it out after he drank 5 gallons of pure alcohol.
"Very cool"
I died when he said
“Pictures of Miku... very cool...”
I died 1 second into the video
*FBI Open Up*
This is iconic. The camera zooming in on his eyes really emphasizes his desperation
I cant imagine being in the studio and just saying ‘have some fun with miku’ in dead silence
This just feels cursed but it's on a strangely different level of it.
Here from Nick.
What makes this even better is that this is filmed within 1 hour at their HQ
1:03 I can quite confidently say he looks like he's offering sausage flavoured broccoli to young kids who don't like brocolli
@@charliesmith1197 Are you ok?
@@Helicopter7 probably not, his organs are inverted!
Wholesome
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth" - Genesis 1:1
and god said: ''Hello everyone my name is Scott president of dominos pizza. have you heard of hatsune miku?''
And Hatsune Miku will be the end of us!!!
when you hear this man start the video off with "have you heard of Hatsune Miku", within the first 10 seconds, you know you're in for a treat!!!
1:23 it looks very cute. Just like Miku!
*FBI rings the doorbell*
LMFAOOO
“Have some fun with miku”
Don’t mind if I do
Of course anyone younger than age the of 18 is ugly
Thank you for preserving history m8
LesManga Musique No problem
the have some fun with miku part and his smile never get old
We're all her to celebrate the app being back, but none of us are actually ordering dominos:(
Kavanaugh Kohls because the servers are down. All japan is pretty far from America.
And most people have android not iPhone.
@@JMANTHEGERMAN i dont know about that one, dude
He says hatsune miku too many times, weird pauses, weird cuts towards his eyes, weird cut turns, and his face....
It’s all perfect
i feel like he was the one guy that’s was like “hey, my niece watches anime, so i’m pretty much an expert on this”
1:25
Does anyone other than me think somthing a little of with his smile after what he says?
That laughter is funny af
the face of a man who knows what hentai is
@-@
I love that its called luv4night and that he's clearly reading it for the first time as you can hear in his voice how confused he is
Imagine buying 20 dominos pizzas and have miku sing the halo theme.
My cousin is the CMO at Dominos. I sleep well at night knowing he had nothing to do with this travesty.
Imagine you're strapped to a chair in a dark warehouse after being brutally beaten and kidnapped and your kidnapper shows you a picture of your loved ones like 1:01
This is a national treasure.
Also Dominos was very brave and they earned my respect
Why did mysta send me here
As a former franchisee of Domino's Pizza, all I can say is "Thank you, Scotty! Thank you for what you have done, the dreams you dreamt and turning them into reality. Thank you for everything!"
Nick Robinson’s shirt redirected me here...
_W T F_
Shirt? What?
What shirt?
Is it the one where he booked a ticket?
@@PCReloaded Nick Robinson, a youtuber, made a video about investigating why this video was taken down from youtube by Dominoes originally, he flew to japan, and has flown to japan many times since for various other trivial reasons. He made merch that's a plane ticket to japan, and it has various easter eggs on it, such as QR codes. One directs to his investigation video, and one must direct to this video, since it's the only copy of the original video on youtube right now.
I wont lie this commercial makes me want the app
This is concrete proof that either God is dead, or he is surely alive.
A grown man just called Miku cute and then said
“Have som fun with Miku! 😏”
Its like this dude was literally heading out the door and they stopped him like "Scott, we completely forgot to shoot that commercial."
Scott: ...fuck, get the damn camera.
the close up shots and awkward editing makes it seem like some sort of experimental film
The panic in the way he says "Here We Go!"
Now this is a killer. I almost hyperventilated while laughing
still cant belive this wasnt satire
Don't you just hate when you order a pepperoni pizza and you get Hatsune Miku in your pizza?
Nick Robinson, brick, and burrito: the gods who brought the appback and PC reloaded the god to bring the commercial back
“I knew our talented Domino’s pizza crew could work together and create great Vocaloid”
Make em wait for it-
*”songs”*
Someone please remake this but earrape it every time there's an awkward camera angle.
1:22 I T L O O K S V E R Y C U T E
J U S T L I K E M I K U
*Nick Robinson gang*
Great vocaloid...*BREATHS* songs
As the video progresses he sounds more and more like he's about to burst out laughing at the end of every sentence
I wonder what made a bunch of old people think, "let's combine pizza, with anime!".
"From the menu to the order, it's very cute, just like Miku"
The fact that Nick Robinson, Burrito and some person on discord preserved it
Is...is nobody gonna talk about the Domino's Pizza nail art?? 1:20
There is a working version of the app now. It is attatched to nick robinson's MIKU video
10+ years later and this ad still lives rent free in my head.
This is one of those things that once you hear it, you can’t erase from your mind anymore
1:16 props to person who had the dominos logo with trademark painted on to her finger nails just for this ad.
Pause at 1:03 got me in tears!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Might be closer to 1:04 actually... Still, LMAOOOOOOO
@@Scoobert_Doobert 😂😂😂
It looks like the jokers smile from 1989 batman
ENGLISH VERSION WITH WEEABOO OBAMA WHEN
Who's here from Carson
Me kinda
Me
Which vid was it again???
Me
steve rivera the cursed commercials one
whos here after nick’s video of him meeting scott
Who else came back here after Nick Robinson’s new video?
Fun fact, he was pretty well known in Taiwan back in the 90s for their Dominos Pizza commercials. Yes. He used to act in their commercials before he was CEO. Here's an interview video of him although short
ua-cam.com/video/-Wo5lhEHQHs/v-deo.html
R.I.P To the app
P.S respect scott oelkers the former domino's japan ceo
Scott: I am truth! The voice of the Dominos!
???: that is why, you must be silenced.
Thank you Nick Robinson
Absolutely magical
Caycel John Desales yep 👍
I love how he plays the song on his tie at the beginning
I just realized that this reminds me of UA-cam Ad reads.
Both have a vibe that's forced, uncomfortable, and kind of pathetic.
my english class just got to dissect this ad and i'm happy
I don’t think I want a guy looking like Scott to tell me to have fun with miku
This guy sounds like he's trying so hard not to cry
You say that as if you're not
because he killed noid
sounds like me
it’s like he did this as a dare
They took his wife and kids as hostages.
He's speaking english, and I can understand him, but at the same time he just doesn't sound human.
He's dead inside
@@yosita61 Ah I see.
He sounds like he's reading off a teleprompter.
he is a vocaloid
I think the Japanese producers wanted to speak slower so that the Japanese who know some English can understand him, or they wanted him to speak in a certain way that fits the american stereotype the Japanese have? just my two cents
He sounds like he’s trying to do an impression of an English guy doing an impression of a Japanese person trying to speak English
you put it into words
PFFT
He was trying to do an impression of an English guy doing an impression of a Japanese person trying to speak English.
Source: The man himself. ua-cam.com/video/vLUCZux2Sbs/v-deo.html
Yeah this is actually a thing! It’s so Japanese followers who are learning english can actually understand what he is saying lmao. Guess they went with English as an ad as they planned on it being a global thing as well as a Japanese project at one point and english is more globally understood than Japanese fjjfkf
When he says "It looks very cute, just like Miku" it sounded like Donald Trump and made me crack up
“Pictures of miku very cool.”
Idk why that’s funny to me
mmmyes because google translate wrote this
because it sounds like that one nerdy kid about to announce his gfs breakup using evidence of her pics with her real bf
He sounds dead insinde
"Thankyou Miku, very cool"
@Miku Hatsune [Vocaloid] I uh... dunno actually, do you have any idea who she is, Miku Hatsune?
What's with the EXTREME close ups?
Muffincakeswithsugar LOL I really have no clue.
To show that he’s dying on the inside.
EXTREME CLOSE UP
WOOOOAAHH
I think he's trying to be anime
I believe that's part of Japanese promotional and advertising culture but what do I know.
Whoever filmed the camera angles on Scott's face needs a raise.
It reminds me of dracula flow
After learning that this ad was made to be weird/cringey, it makes it 10x better.
Really?
Source?
"We've created an app which allows you to play video on your phone!" 🤯
@@kreatona4219Nick Robinson did an interview with the guy in the ad
There's no chance. You can't fake that level of Midwestern corporate executive dad cluelessness
"Once your pizza's delivered, you can have some fun with Miku!"
-A man who probably has a bomb strapped to his chest
lmfao
"You can have some fun with miku"
@@michaelbinladen8139 how was your day at art class
@@mravocadotoast8129 its was boring, because I don't have art class
@@michaelbinladen8139 you changed your name from Adolf Hitler
they out pizzad the hut
Best comment!
@@gallant9819 WAIT WHAT
@@air_ The Wendys chick took a picture naked caressing a shark.
they truly did
@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 Say what, now?
What's incredible about the bits where he talks about the Domino's crew (i.e. Vocalo-P, Eishi, Chokyoshi) is that, for the longest time, I thought he was naming well-known Vocaloid creators in Japan.
He's just naming jobs. (ex. "chokyoshi" is "trainer", "furitsukeshi" [spelled incorrectly in the video] is "choreographer") And they just didn't translate them. This video is haunting in every aspect.
I... didn't even know that..
Wow..... LOL
WTF THATS WHAT I ASSUMED! I WAS LIKE “oh damn, I guess they got some big names for this”
It’s very cute just like miku
Nick Cage 😉
*H A V E S O M E F U N W I T H M E E K O O*
Weeb
She’s 16
@@livefailsshorts So that's why I can hear sirens.
My theory is that's he playing up the American stereotype on purpose to please the Japanese audience. "Amazing! Cool! Cute! Just like Miku!"
That's actually genius
Those are all easily translatable into popular, commonplace words in Japanese. すごい (amazing) and かわいい (cute) are spammed on obnoxiously upbeat Japanese television non-stop.
Definitely this. He's fluent in Japanese, so has to be culturally aware too.
Nick has an interview with Scott on his channel and basically this is true. They were trying to make the ad wacky to cater to the japanese audience.
Well,@@localneo-graphic4647, you know what's spammed ALL THE GODDAMN TIME IN WWII SHOOTER GAMES?
*The M1 Garand's "Ping" Empty Clip Ejection sound!*
And you know why I bring it out?
*BECAUSE ITS SPAMMED JUST AS HARD IN OKINAWA*
"Once your pizza is delivered, have some fun with Miku!"
Domino's App rated 18+
Andrezits. Lol
XD
WHAT THE HELL XD
She’s 16 though. Just saying.
Mazda RX-8 Rotary.
I hate to break it to you,but that’s not gonna stop people-
Why do they zoom into his forehead so much
Adds to the fun
it's called a Japanese ad
It feels like a shitpost
@@drawnwithlove3499 they do it in the original
To prove there isn’t a red dot on his head and that a sniper isn’t going to shoot him in his head
THE CHALLENGE WAS SUCCESSFULLY CARRIED OUT
AND THIS NEW COLLABERATIBE APP WAS PRODUCED
BASED ON MIKU'S IMAGE THE APP CHANGES IT'S APPEARANCE
FROM THE MENU TO THE ORDER, IT LOOKS VERY CUTE, JUST LIKE MIKU
ONCE YOUR PIZZA’S DELIVERED, HAVE SOME FUN WITH MIKU
IT COMES WITH A SOCIAL CAMERA FUNCTION, AND YOU CAN TAKE VARIOUS POSES WITH MIKU, VERY COOL
I love this he's talking like I right my essays
You misspelled "write" which gives me a good idea of how you write.
@@samuelcrandall1180 "A great feature is you can create songs however you like" should give you the same idea.
I wonder if they actually got an American high schooler to write this commercial or if it was written by a Japanese person who learned English in school.
WRITE
Repeating yourself as much as possible to get that word count up
You misspelled rite. You absolute buffoon. I can't believe you would be stupid enough to misspell rite.
If you didn't know this actually sold amazingly in Japan and the people loved it. So they dod a pretty good job, it was cringey but the money was where it's at.
I didn't know that. Thanks. 👍
Are you really, really, really sure thats better
It was pretty cute
cringe sells just like sex sells
I love how this is actually a really good idea but the cringe and bad videography is so good damn real that it reaches uncanny valley in about 30 seconds. With the zooms, awkward pronunciations, and forced unenthusiastic hype by the spokesman Scott, it's just perfect cringe humor.
“The challenge was successfully carried out”
God it’s so obvious a native Japanese speaker wrote this and I love it so much lol
1:22 "It looks very cute, just like Miku"
*Doorbell rings*
I feel like that's the Japanese equivalent of 'FBI open up'.
Ladys and gentleman, we got him.
GTADriver1 JSDF, please answer the door.
*HAVE SOME FUN WITH MIKU*
I was uncomfortable too man
Lmao
The trumpet music
The eye zoom
The hand gestures
The “have fun with miku”
It’s beautiful
I was silently chuckling throughout the video until 1:37 and I *lost it*
The facial expression, the sudden hand gesture, the tone in the voice, the slight echo in the audio, the camera work, all of it
That one simple 2 seconds of the video "And last but not least, the live performance!" just completely _made_ it
*chef's kiss* beautiful, a true work of art.
how did you make it that long i started laughing at 0:00
Looks like he wants to die
He sounds like he’s going to burst into tears at any second
He has a "kill me please" face
Nice profile picture
Or laughter
Toon link
"Have some fun with miku"
Me: Woah there
Slow your roll,man
Miku is 16
we wooo we wooo
Screaming chicken You think that’ll stop me, boy?
That guy with crippling depression I-
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