0:30 I always thought this was a cheesy action movie and never watched it till I saw this part just now. Now that I'm aware the movie is very self-aware I haft to watch it.
What I always like about Michaelle Rodriguez she always plays as badass as rain from resident evil then resident evil retribution what the f*** you talking about I don't know you lady
yes... shoulder the weapon on the same side as your missing eye, those optics will just do the rest apparently... between this, the padre that duel-wields pump-action shotguns, and the disappearing ammo belt for the minigun on the motorcycle between clips just kills me lol I love how entertaining this movie is but god the cheese is piled on thick
no is not illegal wtf lmao. Source i grew up in Mexico, my uncle and father had a business selling belts, hats,religious items and other Mexican crafts that would export into Texas , it never has been illegal. your cousin is messing with you that's for sure.
Idk if anyone would agree with me when I say this, Machete would be a great dlc character for Mortal Kombat
Well they already got the original Terminator and Rambo so who knows it's possible
no dumb mexicans
@@duskthewolf9884
This scene was used in my college Chicano class to portray Mexican/Latino culture when Machete’s army was shown.
This is just a normal Tuesday afternoon on latinoamerica
Is it not?
That’s awesome!
a normal day in LA 😄
@@Spider-Complexion Texas, bro.
Michelle Rodriguez is 100% the inspiration for Quiet in MGS, I see you Kojima.
It's letty
''i may be quiet, but i'm not that quiet'' - quiet
Eye see you Kojima...
When machete isn’t busy helping his niece and nephew in spy kids
This movie is a classic and you can't tell me otherwise. Heaps of fun.
0:14 The ice cream man. LMAO!
You can't fight without an Ice cream man, it's the winning card
@@TheSyntheticAbomination This my favorite scene in the whole movie....Palatero Man!
@@harleyquinn381 El Hombre de los Helados has enter the battlefield
Gjklgbhklpbn
Hey, army marches on its stomach.
That was the biggest machete I've ever seen
Cody Peterson ikr can u imagine if Jason had that
Cody Peterson opp2pw220222
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"That's the second biggest machete I've ever seen!" -Maxwell Smart
Cody Peterson you think that's big? I bet you get that a lot from girls
@@jakefromstatefarm2212 What do you mean by that?
This is like a live action adaptation of a facebook comment section.
omg
This is almost on bollywood's level of randomness
Me and the boys when we see another school at the field trip
0:33 Wilhelm scream !
This is based on a true story.
Very much, the chaos is very real they did a brilliant job with this one
So is Lord of the Rings
Star Wars is based on a real story too or why would it say a long time ago in a galaxy far far away ?
Yes it is. Danny Trejo just calls this Tuesday, though.
@Jerry devil dog666 you are dumb
that chick with the eye patch is freakin badass
coreyon davis that's lennie dom's girlfriend from fast and the furious
BRENDAJASON1 It's Letty
coreyon davis her name is Luz in the movie
Krysta Johnson yes it's letty
her name is Michelle Rodriguez and she is a lesbian 👍👍
"how many clichés do you want?"
"yes"
That is not a freaking machete
That's a broadsword that looks like machete
This is the first time I’ve ever watched a scene from this movie.....it’s so overtop that it’s brilliant
Tantibus Draws that’s the whole point, it’s an exploitation film; it was made to be over-exaggerated based on stereotypes
1:23 when admin enters the chat
0:30 I always thought this was a cheesy action movie and never watched it till I saw this part just now. Now that I'm aware the movie is very self-aware I haft to watch it.
Ah yes, the movie that reaffirmed my huge crush on Michelle Rodriguez.
What I always like about Michaelle Rodriguez she always plays as badass as rain from resident evil then resident evil retribution what the f*** you talking about I don't know you lady
She was extremely dangerous because she didn't have to shut one eye to aim that big gun.
Those pants were a few millimetres too low for humanity to remain pure in the eyes of god. Worth it though
0:13 el paletero
I rate this 9 and a half tacos
yes... shoulder the weapon on the same side as your missing eye, those optics will just do the rest apparently... between this, the padre that duel-wields pump-action shotguns, and the disappearing ammo belt for the minigun on the motorcycle between clips just kills me lol I love how entertaining this movie is but god the cheese is piled on thick
@@esltogo6898 is that not what he’s saying broski bro?
Ya gotta love it for what it is 😂❤🎬
It ain't cheese amigo. It's queso
Also why was there a little machine guy involved?
That machete makes dundees sword look like a butterknife
00:39 The camera man is so scared he don't even know how to focus anymore
Donald Trump's nightmare 😂😂
The chick with the eye patch aimed the gun with the patched eye😂
recoil apparently wasn't invented in 2010 yet and i love it
Michelle's character deserved a spin off
call of duty -free for all
Gta 5 online lobby be like...
I don't know if that's a war or a lowrider meeting
Just another Tuesday
I always came back here for Ambulance part.
Machete really is a movie of all time
0:14 the paletero 😂
0:14 the paletero man haha
Mexico in a nutshell
Ha! Pretty much.
Do gringos really think Mexico is like that? Lmao the media is a very dangerous tool I have to say.
The chaos is real
yall dumb if yall think that the crime is literally organized
this is more like usa
Paletero had to get paid some way
So did the line chef
1:25 She Came Out So Badass
And The Music In The Background when she got out of the Ambulance Dope Asf Plus, What Song Was That?
That's letty
Just guitar solo - music theme of She. I was wondering if I could find it, but the original soundtrack wasn't ever published(only songs).
0:53 Pubg
Or Call Of Duty Black Ops
😍👌
Uzi?🤣
You mean that guy rushing with a frying pan?
Yup PUBG in a nutshell.
@N VL ik I got distracted up everyone else that are shooting guns but not matching uniforms
Hahahahahaha true
Nice golden scorpion at 1:43
1:25 🔥
Can we all agree that machete is just mexican DOOM
1:25 so that's where Quiet went after MGSV
I don’t know what’s happening, but I dig it
That’s a BIG eyepatch.
Basically the lobby of pubg before a match starts
>tfw you realize that Machete is an 11 year old movie
0:53 WTF is he doing with a pan?
02:09 BUSTY GIRL
02:10 BUSTY GIRL
1:16
Ah yes the GREATSWORD MACHETE
01:25 GANGSTER GIRL
01:26 GANGSTER GIRL
01:27 GANGSTER GIRL
01:28 GANGSTER GIRL
01:29 GANGSTER GIRL
01:38 BUSTY GIRL
01:39 BUSTY GIRL
Machete You're not alone You need help because we brought backup I call Letty
01:30 GANGSTER GIRL
01:31 GANGSTER GIRL
01:32 GANGSTER GIRL
what kind of a clusterfuck is going on here!?!
Transformers are replaced with mexicans.
Considering the time the enemies are waiting for the characters' extremely photogenic demonstrations power rangers is a more likely answer imo
@@Testtestnotest the action is similar to Transformers. Just confusing clusterfuck of explosions like Michael Bay movies always are.
hello there you got a point
1:25 ❤❤❤❤
Me mato de la risa el paletero también luchando por la causa se la mamo ajajajaj
I never wanted to watch this… until now!
We need Machete. Now more than ever.
This movie brings the 80s over the top style. Haha love it
at 1:43 that scorpion belt is illegal in mexico
Cristian Gurrola why
Bender Martinez well i did not grow up in mexico. my cousin did and he told me those are illegal i ask him again
Bender Martinez like an example in USA it illegal to wear brass knuckles belts. it like in mexico you can't wear that scorpion bet idk why it illegal
no is not illegal wtf lmao. Source i grew up in Mexico, my uncle and father had a business selling belts, hats,religious items and other Mexican crafts that would export into Texas , it never has been illegal.
your cousin is messing with you that's for sure.
It's illegal how hot she looks packing it
02:09 GANGSTER GIRL
02:10 GANGSTER GIRL
0:34 Original Sound Meme "Ahhhhhh~~"?
0:53 gordon ramsay join the club
01:30 BUSTY GIRL
01:31 BUSTY GIRL
01:32 BUSTY GIRL
Greatest movie of all time
01:38 GANGSTER GIRL
01:39 GANGSTER GIRL
0:01 Let the final battle begin. ⚔️
Danny Trejo angry face 😆
When u try to sell your cargo at public lobby
Least chaotic carmeet
Let them fight.
01:25 BUSTY GIRL
01:26 BUSTY GIRL
01:27 BUSTY GIRL
01:28 BUSTY GIRL
01:29 BUSTY GIRL
The ice cream man??? REALLY???? :D
I thought that was the elote man
0:14 I died laugh when i see ice cream man has join the fight
0:35 I think I choose and hear wilhelm scream. 😊
Pretty sure the guy with the white and blue cowboy hat is Quentin Tarantino.
What : a single word could express my disbelief , so does a multitude of words
How Call Of Duty Bo4 Battle Royale Be Like😄😄
proud boys facing the latino wave at the border, circa. XD
2:13 anyone notice this is an at 15 with some sort of cover over the entire thing
everyone in a shooting game online
01:25 LUZ
01:26 LUZ
01:27 LUZ
01:28 LUZ
01:29 LUZ
I'm sure wonder where kojima got the inspiration for quiet
Comically large machete
2:00 egecting a full bullet not a casing wow
Luz is really hot,not gonna lie.
01:30 LUZ
01:31 LUZ
01:32 LUZ
No mercy
When I watch this. I thought it was another call of duty live action in a nutshell
Now .. warzone in a nutshell
There's a soldier in all of us
Say goodbye to your fat silencer!
Lynyrd Skynyrd vs Santana
😂😂 This movie was hilarious.
Thats one big machete
@1:29 yummy entrance
01:40 LUZ
01:41 LUZ
A giant machete?
02:09 LUZ
02:10 LUZ
01:38 LUZ
01:39 LUZ