This type of satire is brilliant I fucking love it. Your videos are real life fourth wall breaks stacked like pizzas beautifully covered in maple syrup just like they do it in Italy 🍕
You forgot to tell him that modern day Italians are the one that viped out Romans entirely and he don't belong anywhere since the fall of Constantinopol
@nagitokoameda9062 sources? Any proof? Because the population was the same, small rulling classes of invaders ruled the peninsula for a while but this had no effect on the population and little effect on the culture and language, saying italians arent one of the peoples descendent of rome is like saying english people dont have an Anglo-Saxon heritage
@@andreius3336 but Anglo-saxons are not Englishmen. They came from today's Danemark, invading Britannia, killing natives and replacing them with their own. If you don't believe me then learn history. Same thing happened to Romans what I'm trying to explain to you
@nagitokoameda9062 lol you tried to explain something you have no idea of, i know my country's history definitly better than you You have shown no proofs of your pretty big claim about this gianr replacement that "happened" in italy
What's funny is that what people remember most about ancient Rome was the empire, but just like any nation today they had a rich popular culture and society filled with the same kinds of goofiness we have today.
Julius Caesar would be incredible at TikTok. He would 100% be the most watched account. He'd combine thirst trap videos with populist political rants that would dominate the internet.
"There are fates far worse than death"
-Roman Solider
Sounds like Something Kratos would say
Solider
Why do i See your comments everywhere i Go?
like getting expelled
y are u everywhere
This type of satire is brilliant I fucking love it. Your videos are real life fourth wall breaks stacked like pizzas beautifully covered in maple syrup just like they do it in Italy 🍕
NOOOOO 😡😡😡😡 WHY U GOTTA BREAK MY HEART LIKE THAT A
NOoOooOoOoOOoo whyyyyyihhihihi
NOOO MAMMA MIA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 🤌🤌🤌🇮🇹🇮🇹
@@vincentlaw477DON’T YOU BREAK-A-MY-HEART
I’m not even Italian and I find this deeply offensive 😂
Felt like a whole different creator, we’re just at the beginning of this lore though.
You guys are fearless 😂 you break the pasta, and then you make fun of their reactions 😂😂😂
Genius content because you’re taking advantage of trends and adding a 4th wall break to them
The most British Roman I have ever seen
It's a shame he didn't see the Italian War Cry™️
It was actually already Italy, Rome was the name of the empire and the city.
Biggest crybabies in the world over food fr 😂
Nice crossover
Imagine bringing someone from the past and showing them the AI voice haha
Italians overreact when it comes to their food, while ricans overreact when it comes to pronouns. I guess, it's 50/50
"reportedly" died
Jarrod vs jupiter
300 …dried spa-ghettis
😂😂😂🎉🎉excellent
Why does the roman sound like eivor from assasins creed valhalla
What about the Italian mafia
This was already done by someone much funnier
magnum opus
What is Gaius Flavus doing here
You forgot to tell him that modern day Italians are the one that viped out Romans entirely and he don't belong anywhere since the fall of Constantinopol
Sorry what? Italy existed since the days of rome
@@andreius3336 learn history. Rome was wiped out completely during Barbarian invasion and its population was replaced with that of the invaders
@nagitokoameda9062 sources? Any proof? Because the population was the same, small rulling classes of invaders ruled the peninsula for a while but this had no effect on the population and little effect on the culture and language, saying italians arent one of the peoples descendent of rome is like saying english people dont have an Anglo-Saxon heritage
@@andreius3336 but Anglo-saxons are not Englishmen. They came from today's Danemark, invading Britannia, killing natives and replacing them with their own.
If you don't believe me then learn history. Same thing happened to Romans what I'm trying to explain to you
@nagitokoameda9062 lol you tried to explain something you have no idea of, i know my country's history definitly better than you
You have shown no proofs of your pretty big claim about this gianr replacement that "happened" in italy
Early gang letsa go
Bro, stop making fun of Italians, it’s racist
I’m making fun of Italian husbands so it’s fine.
@@brad_podrayYeah only the Italian husbands can be made fun of only they enter the category of non racism.
@@brad_podrayItalians are apparently a race of people now 😂😂
Second 2
Congrats to Everybody who is here in time to find this comment ✨
Shut up.
“He cries when she breaks grain?” -majestic gigachad face
"Ancient Italian Husband Reacts to Descendents Becoming Cringe" 💀
Bro's getting deep with the Italians lately
Yeah i go deep in italians too 😏
@chair500bruh 💀
@chair500 Aint no way bro rlly said that sh💀💀
@@BlazingFire9 He felt pressured to
@@invurret9533 Bro you in deep water after that one💀💀
Ayyy my boy jarrod finally making an appearance
Eyyyyy
Scumbag dad never disappoints with quality.
The Scumbag Dad Cinematic Universe (SDCU) is expanding to all my favourite creators and I’m unbelievably excited
Bro got shocked so badly he started speaking English
"At least this shame only exists in the home" 💀famous last words before mental seizure
This doubled my chivalry and gave it to next Italian.
*I was Romans Soldier, until i get reincarnated into modern age to see my descendants are CRINGE?*
At least he got to skip over that part with Mussolini
Where's the hot Emo Pasta breaking girl when you need it
To be fair Italians also slap bass
but there is only one king of slap.
convince him to donate lots of sperm and tutor his kids into a bass army.
Until I saw scumbagdad, I didn’t even know that this was his video 😂
You forget we literally stab you after defiling our dishes
Roma victor! let mars bring his vengeance on all who break the pasta😢
Who knew a dentist will be the trail blazer for a new era of satire...
I never liked Italians after a few years ago i had one as a roommate.
"is this the voice of jupiter?"
"No my name is jerry" 😐
bro roasted italy
(100th comment) blud got angry due to cringyness
Get it right.
The Roman empire continues on but is now called the Roman catholic church. Different name, same pagan practices.
What's funny is that what people remember most about ancient Rome was the empire, but just like any nation today they had a rich popular culture and society filled with the same kinds of goofiness we have today.
I don’t think Roman’s were even a thing in 336 BC.
hahah
This is a truly masterpiece
Why does dude have lightskin stare lmao
Can they still understand each other is the real question. Maybe the doctor was an ancient language major.
I'm fluent in Latin. It's possible, especially given that Latin helps doctors slightly
This went insanely hard
Role uh, became eastern Rome, eastern Roman became tsar!
Damn it’s genetic
bro sounds criminally scandinavian
Love this, surpised they dont riot and cry in the comments
Bro youtube became drunk again it shows 0 comments
I thought they were going to say you guys are known for da mafia
The new exciting Isekai anime of the season
🤣🤣🤣 bro y'all going hard on these guys. Great content nevertheless
I'm stocked he know what the internet is
Ancient italian husband
Funny that I am on vacation in Italy right now. Gotta break some pasta
Whats italy like
its to late its been one day the mafia has already got you
this has gone too far, i cant even remember where it started
😂😂😂
“What of rome 🫢”
“It’s actually just America now”
😂😂😂
Nvm I’m full of shit
'Cries in italian'
wait for him to find out the state of roads in Rome
One of the best video so far lmao
HEY ITS A CANNON EVENT YOU CANT DO THAT
Grain💀
Scumbag dad out here helping small creators. Love it.
Julius Caesar would be incredible at TikTok. He would 100% be the most watched account. He'd combine thirst trap videos with populist political rants that would dominate the internet.
Mussolini:Let me Introduce myself
I feel like he Is about to pull out the 336BC blicky
Or a sword
Thank you 🙏 for using time travel technology responsibly!
hi dad
Lmao
My faith in rome has been destroyed💀
Wow
Yea but Italian Americans are known to be badass organized crime and also for "bada bing bada boom" and "ay I'm waaakkeen heeeeah"
This one was next level lol
Italy is not Rome nor it is Rome's successor
I would say having the city of rome and a language directly related to latin is a good start to say the opposite
lmao
I was so confused why he kept using scumbagdad clips....
Then i looked at what channel this is from 😂😂
Oh my days what a twist. Fucking hell scumbag got me good 😂
I didn’t even realize it was scum bag dad until I saw him
Somehow I could tell exactly where this was going
-Romania exits chat
This is absolutely next level
This is deep
Omg this is entertainment
Good moves jarrod
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee" 🗿 -whiterun guard
noo why you breaka de husband