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"Stick Something In There But Don't Tell Me What" | Sean Lock Best 8 Out Of 10 Cats Bits | Series 9
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- Check out Sean Lock's funniest moments from 8 Out Of 10 Cats, series 9!
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Sean's "stoned conversation" bit killed me
"Why isn't this on the news maaaaaan?"
So you're a ghost now?
I felt attacked 😂😂
Sean Lock "Middle East Enders." Brilliant. So much off the cuff comedy. Give him a subject and he runs with it.
What I love about Sean is he laughs just as much as he jokes, and even laughs when people are making fun of him. What a top lad.
what a dead lad
9:41 that’s a really good impression of an air raid siren tbh
“Most aggressive human gesture” I’m disappointed that Sean didn’t immediately punch the person next to him
That would be an action rather than a gesture. A gesture is specifically indicating something, not doing something.
@@wunnell I can't remember asking for this.
@@larsvandenbosch8219 I don't remember asking you for your opinion either
@@MadGaming10 I could say the same for you but then we would end up in an infinite loop.
@@larsvandenbosch8219 sorry I don't remember asking for your opinion again
"I caused Nazism and stopped it" 😂😂
This would be the one person that this would actually be true lol
Because he put all the top Nazis on a desert island.
The Jewish community does not know whether to hate Sean or thank him. He's a bit like God in that regard.
@@lpsp442 Hahaha he better look out for his Son then, as we all know how that ended up :D
@@jonathangwynne1917 😂😂😂
You can’t bribe pigeons better have been his last words! RIP legend
Personally, I much prefer "Aaaaaaaagh!.... Whyyyyyyyyy?!..... Noooooo!!..... Aaaaargh!! "......
"Because you can't write tears". So true Sean. Absolute legend.
Have you written words. Ever.
@@clemencyotto5091 Are you asking me that?!
....because 'what I wrote' is a DIRECT QUOTE FROM THE LEGEND HIMSELF!... (and beyond whats wrong with them?!)
What is on his graves head stone? Spike Milligan's is "I told you I was ill"
I’m binge watching as many Sean Lock videos as I can. As an American, I didn’t even know about him until the past 10 years or so. I am going to miss him so much, and I can’t imagine how much of a loss this must be for his family, friends, and lifelong fans. 😞
I'm doing the same. Loved his humour.
Not wrong. He just enjoyed being on the show. You can’t write jokes when you are just responding to what someone says. Pure spontaneity.
sean lock taking the piss out of uri geller is my new favorite thing
Don't say dirty: ua-cam.com/video/qIbI9I8Xvdc/v-deo.html
I can feel the frustration of Tim in that first clip. I think he was all too happy for Sean to start taking the piss.
Didn't Tim use Shaun's scooby doo joke in his Storm song(poem)? Does this predate Tim's storm?
ILoveTopHatTree Had to check, but no, Tim released Storm in 2009, series 9 of 8/10cats was filmed in 2010.
Hes on a comedy show what did he expect
The guy saying there are ghosts are a known hag, a known svindler.
ua-cam.com/video/M9w7jHYriFo/v-deo.html
The "Ready for This?" live album that Storm first appears on was released in July 2009, and apparently recorded in December 2008, so it definitely predates this recording.
You can always tell when Sean Lock is on fire when Jimmy Carr genuinely laughs
We need more Sean Locks in this world and fewer Uri Gellers.
That is a fact!!
Right now it's one less Sean😔
@@hayn98 It's fucked up. RIP Sean.
@@augustalexander2647 mad?
@@augustalexander2647 yeah u mad
11:48 I love how Sean and Jimmy defused the situation by making fun of themselves.
She seemed like a bad fit for the show. She literally had no sense of humour, if you can't be on a show with comedians that do dark humour and make a laugh of any situation then don't be on it.
Who is she?
@@EdgyShooter some munter from Big Brother UK about 15 years ago and didn't exactly paint herself in a good light
@@EdgyShooter exactly
All she knows is drama, reaction and how to look good, no surprise she doesn't know what a sense of humor is. You can tell how low the intelligence was by her little 'oh snap' neck swivel.
Ah yes, Einstein's famous equation: GHOSTS=MC^2
The Sprawl The irony of him being a magician is rich...
G=MC^2
He wasn't wrong about everything being energy and energy being indestructible, though. Where he went wrong was in not realising that it's not the energy that's important, it's the _pattern_ of energy. If you make a painting out of indestructible paint, and throw it through a woodchipper, the actual _painting_ is still destroyed.
E=Mac squared
*GHOSTS=MC²*
is that what you mean?
You know what spoils a good comedy panel show? Guys in black tees talking about 'energy' when they have no training in physics.
Aw, did you type that yourself, MKG? Cute!
i agree with you, but i dont you think you get 'trained' in physics
Stewart McConnell trained/taught/study, semantics mate
when they have to have an all female episode just because they cant earn it on their own merit
+2 3 why does uri have to have a bachelor's just to talk about energy?? Do you not understand the hypocrisy
I really hope Sean's last words were "You can't bribe pigeons" haha
jasons reaction to the energy table was priceless because you can tell he’s actually confused
"Christmas is a busy time for me... More joy to kill" 🤣
Jack.
Sean Locke is a legend
Ever since Sean Lock died i have been binge watching every funniest moments episode, honestly makes me more sad he’s dead now i realise how witty and funny of a person he is
I love that they took the piss out of that guy misinterpreting Einstein 😂
Johnny blabbing all over Sean's 'can't bribe pigeons' bit must've been well annoying since he was clearly building to a joke before Johnny derailed it
Sarah gave him something at least
Johnny is a disgusting person obnoxious, jealous and nasty not sure how ever had a career.
@@charliecatesby3346 Totally agree
Was going to say this exact thing. Johnny’s a comedian as well so really should’ve known better than to snatch a fellow comedian’s bit only to put his own weak punchline on it. If you watch this whole episode you’ll notice Johnny piggy-backs off of a lot of Sean’s bits throughout it.
@@emoney6692 Who is he? I didn't realize he was such a problem, from the clips he seemed to just really like playing along with Sean.
Can see how smart Sean is with the Wayne Rooney joke, purposely not finishing it to let someone else make the connection, see his face after Paddy riffs from his joke
fucking sean is the best human out there, love him
About the "what happens to the energy in the body when you die" thing... That was a very deceptive use of Einstein's work, and that of many scientists before and after him.
What he said was that energy can't be destroyed, it must be transformed. For example, if you turn on the light, you'll see your electric meter go up. Electric energy goes through the wire, which heats up the wire and some of the electric energy is transformed into heat energy. Then it goes through the bulb wire, which heats up a lot more, transforming a quite considerable amount of electric energy into heat energy. What comes back to your electric meter is less than what went out. You have spent electricity by converting it into another form of energy.
The electric impulses in your nervous system isn't just electric energy floating about. It is created through chemical processes in your body, where energy is transformed from one state to another. When you die, this process stops (because the body stops producing these chemicals and stops getting the material needed to do so). The parts of your body that used to produce these chemicals and their reactions are eaten by bacteria, insects and animals. They become part of the chemical reactions in their bodies instead. Thus the energy has not been destroyed, it has merely been transformed... and no ghosts were ever involved in that process.
morphman86 ki
what do you expect from the spoon bender, he has been peddling utter bollocks for decades
Doctor: James Randi himself started as a psychic and illusionist. Though when he started, everyone knew it was a show and not real. It wasn't until people started going on stage and say "Look at this, this is magic and absolutely 100% real" that he started his debunking.
Most "spoon benders" out there doesn't try to deceive the audience or go so full-out on the quackery. But the ones that do are generally the ones that become household names. Because people want to believe.
He is indeed right when he says we are made of atoms and they cannot be destroyed, I suggest you read up on the works of Stephen Hawkings and his "Is there meaning to life" series. Many scientific discoveries were hocus pocus until it was proven to the common folk who could not fathom it, "the world is round? Rubbish, we would all fall off it"
There are many theories none of which can be proven or disproven, that does not mean one of them isnt the answer, is something not there simply because you cannot see it?
1) He did NOT say we were made of atoms, he said the human body contains energy.
2) I did not refute that statement.
3) How about you take your nose out of Hawking's book and read the comment you're replying to, and see that I already answered that in the original comment.
I love the expression on Tim Michin's face when Uri Geller starts talking about ghosts :D
The panelists that were of average intelligence/education (not an insult!) tried to argue with Geller. Minchin is truly smart because he knew the only real response is to just facepalm and not engage.
@rockn roll They are relevant to each other. With enough intelligence, you can often derive the same things you might otherwise get from education. Critical thinking, for example.
@rockn roll One important thing that education can teach you is that the plural of anecdote isn't data.
@rockn roll Common sense will tell you that, but your anecdote about your schooling isn't data.
Sean Lock and Tim Minchin poking fun at Uri Geller is a highlight in my life.
Both of them were thinking “what’s this fraud doing on this show”
I despise Uri Geller. He's just a conman, and not a very charming one.
That bellend has no right to be in such exalted company
Not sure if I get what was going on in that last clip
You can't bribe pigeons - Sean Lock, 2021
Sean lock salary needs doubling!
He's been gone a while now. Hope he's coming back.
@@JohnD640 man just when I think I'm coping with Sean's passing i read an old comment like this:(
@@EthanEthanEthanEthanEthan Yes, I know.. I can't imagine the show without him.
@@ajivins1 You're in luck! Now you don't have to try to imagine!
Never come for a comedian, they’ll get the better of you every time.
hear hear
Unless it’s Mark Ruffalo on Graham Norton to Josh Widdicombe lmao
Sean playing the bass is one of the funniest things ever. TOP mate
Old chinese saying: when the fries start to smell like shit, it's time to mow the grass: ua-cam.com/video/qIbI9I8Xvdc/v-deo.html
The bit with the aggressive and hand gestures gets me the face he pulls 😂
"Excuse me, I trying to read a bloody paper!" XDXD LOL
When Jason Manford talks, I don't know whether I'm hearing him, the PlusNet guy or Paddy McGuiness
Sean must have been sorely tempted to tell Johnny Vaughan to shut up.
"its he most aggressive human gesture"
sean: hold my mead
5:39 You didn't need to either Sean
...thanks for the laughs then, now and the ones a lot of people will share as you become a historical legend.
What's up with the lady in the end?
She seemed a bit pissed
Makosi was from Big Brother UK 2005. While still in the BB house she stupidly tried to claim that one of the housemates got her pregnant. She was basically an attention seeking fantasist.
Also what the fuck is up with her boobs, they're folded in that dress
Only an imbecile gets into a public argument with a stand-up comic. They eat hecklers for breakfast.
@@FedeMarco01 they're big and a bit saggy and she's probably a bit on the plus size side. It happens, it's nothing unusual.
@@FedeMarco01 Obviously not seen many boobs in your time
Sean's homage to Tim's Storm was really nice
Alcesmire I noticed that too
Sean's family gathered around him in his final moments , as he clears his throat one last time, he 's says " I'd like to tell you all where I have buried the $200k in gold bars now...oh wait, I'd better tell you this first...you ...can't... bribe... Pigeons " - R.I.P. , Sean....you were the most talented comedian in the last 30 years
"SkyPlus - Better than the moon" Catchy slogan!
Sean and Jack Dee are great together
MiddleEastEnders
so modern east enders if it was accurate?
MaSoNGaMeR115 edgy
Favorite joke of the set
I don't get it though? why would Middle Easterns invade England?
suzychocolate7 because many middle Eastern people don't like the west.
He has the most subtle comic skill. Hilarious
Sean really carried these panels lol
Funny how the theory of relativity didn't relate at all to what he was talking about
0:24 "Most people believe in ghosts" nobody caught Sean Lock's eyebrow movement in that shot, he was clearly getting ready to fuck with this guy haha
The way Sean says “moon” the first time .
What's funny to me is that my granddad was a cockney, and my nana was from Gateshead. Sean and Sarah having a conversation sounds just like I remember my grandparents yapping at each other.
Sean lock is soooo under rated!!
Middle EastEnders has me crying 😂😂
Sean’s alarm noise was fantastic
I mean, the title alone is enough to crack you up. That's how good Sean Lock is and how much we love him. :D
E=Mc2 is not the conservation of energy equation lol
*E=MC²*
is that what you meant to write?
@JeSSEbism Theory of relativity violates conservation of energy.
Energy is conserved in flat spacetime, but in general, it's not. Especially the expansion of the universe ruins it.
You have some kinda similar quantity in general relativity, but it is only conserved for the whole universe, not any part of it(unlike energy which is conserved in closed systems according to non-relativistic theories), and people actually don't really know what that quantity means. It's way more abstract than just energy.
@Håkon en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_energy#Relativity
See the last paragraph of that section.
Basically, nope. Energy is not a conserved quantity in general relativity except in special cases(flat spacetime, basically)
@Charlotte McNeil Energy can't be created? Then how did it get there?
JeSSEbism every system is a closed system if you look big enough.
3:37 he talks about a Christmas Day invasion, well... George Washington did it. He crossed the frozen Delaware river and attacked the British camp and Hessian mercenaries. True to his theory, the Brits weren't ready because they had been celebrating the holiday.
Where does that dude think the energy came from that created the people then? He's heard a bit of science talk and then just decided to roll with it without doing any research into what it actually means.
SuperRand13 To continue that thought. If everything needs energy to move, to think, to function then how can a "soul" function without a body to feed it? How can a soul think of move? We see energy like fire, electric et al disperse so won't that happen to a soul with nothing to hold it together? A brain is powered by biochemistry and bioelectric energy, all sent and controlled by cells. So where does a soul come from, can it be created and destroyed, what type of energy if it's not biochemical, and why is it an exception compared to all other energies?
Little Cripple Exactly. Also if a soul does use known physics to "live" then surely we could identify exactly where and what it is.
That's Uri Geller... He got famous for bending spoons with "only his mind". Of course he's gonna go on about complete energy rubbish just to keep up the whole "magician" persona.
Thanks, i had no idea who he was.
I wasn't talking about this particular clip, though. Uri Geller got famous for fooling people on the streets, on stage and on TV for having "mental powers" and that he could bend a spoons or keys or whatever by simply rubbing or holding them and all that stuff. In THIS clip he's just a another panelist with his own opinions and ideas. But his claim to fame is as a "magician"...
Sean talking about confessions really cracked me up. 😂.
This was great! It has scenes of Sean Lock that I hadn't seen before... and I thought I saw them all.
I love how Sean just blatantly mocks whoever that steve jobs lookalike is for being a dork
Tim and Uri in one show.., would have loved to hear Tim's thought throughout this show..
Ive never seen a finger with veins all round it.....classic.
Ahh Sean. Took the piss out of Uri Gellar when he was horrifically misrepresenting the words of Einstein: Sean = my hero! Proper legend ❤️
Every Geller has a Minchin lining.
As a stoner, Sean locks part was pretty spot on 😂
“Why isn’t this on the neeewwss maann”
I hear people talk down on others who play the air guitar, but seeing Sean lock doing it.... 😁👍
0:35 Yes!
Rest in piece Sean 🙏🙏♥
I want my energy to disperse into space and become an ingredient to a newborn sun.
ex-PFC Wintergreen. Very good
Omg! Sean was on a panel with Tim Minchin and made a joke about what made Scooby Doo so great, and Tim used that exact joke in his beat-poem ‘Storm’! Might just be a coincidence but it’d be cute if one of them inspired the other.
Tim Minchin said it first.
9:41 i
Can’t breathe Sean lock is honestly the greatest
just figured it out when he said "no ghosts" and his voice changed. ...sean is the surving member of jedward whos travelled back in time to prevent it all.
Please don't have Uri Geller on the show again.
But it's amusing.
@@Katya_Lastochka oh but he's such an infuriating t*t.
Don't forget this man scammed poor and old people out of a lot of their money, using this pseudo-science BS as a weapon to convince people he had magical abilities. He's a scumbag
Bend some spoons Uri, oh no the energy is wrong today bla bla bla, chancer and conman
We should have him vs Sean, Jimmy and Jon every week. Humiliating him and the fun part is that he doesn't realise he is being humiliated.
The bald dude next to sean lock is so incredibly unfunny
5:10 ? Johnny Vaughan
Agreed.
I guess he can get away with it. He's a radio presenter and film critic so you can get by in either of those without being funny at all
But I agree. And I think part of his problem is he's unfortunately pretty ugly and balding. Im not saying I like it or understand it, but people are more likely to laugh at attractive people. Doubly so if the attractive person can come across as non-threatening and relatable. Thats the golden trifecta- good looking, relatable and invitingly confident. And im a straight guy so sean doesn't tickle me that way, but he isn't a bad looking man, he's relatable when he has those down to earth rants about stuff that bugs him, and he remains non threatening because he's always physically illustrating silly/absurd things and acting like a big kid. So that's why almost everyone just seems to like Sean.
Thats and he is genuinely one of the funniest people on the planet.
He seems to keep trying to just copy Sean's actions too.
I'm willing to bet that you're not exactly a barrel of laughs either, you're probably a low level policeman with no hope of a promotion, ever.
Matter and energy are the same thing. The matter in our body becomes other kinds of matter. It’s not like you sob out “Tell Laura I love her”, fall back on the pillow and boom there’s a mushroom cloud and London is gone.
Wf Coaker I remember falling forward on Laura and leaving a Mushroom cloud.
The morale of the story at 11:36 is NEVER come for a panel of comedian's
Uri Gellar died in the bath. he was washing his neck and his head fell off
Sean Lock = Genius!
It is very good that a person who says ghosts are real is teased and laughed at. It should be laughed at to believe something with no evidence
Did Einsten prove that everything is energy and it can't be destroyed?
The transformative and indestructible nature of matter was stated way earlier by Lavoisier in the Law of Conservation of Matter, wasn't it?
" you can't bribe pigeons" Death rattle
His deathbed last words :You can't bribe pigeons .
The song sean sings at 10 minutes, total jam.
Kinda pisses me of to see that one dude trying to ride Seans wave but failing hard. Guy is not funny, stop trying to copy Sean man.
He's just a has been trying to revive his dwindling career....yet hes failing miserably
@@fodapvone8767 which one?
@@RJRen
Exactly...the big breakfast reject
@@fodapvone8767 never seen it lmao..timestamp?
Finally someone said it
*"If it feels like more than 2 fingers, it's probably a dick"* Dave Attell
That's advice that girl at the end needs to hear :).
Little Cripple by the sounds of it, it'll be like dropping a penny down a well.
Id like to know who that chick is.
Makosi from Big Brother 6.
Charlotte Robertson thanks lol
That seems like it leaves a vast sea of tiny penises unaccounted for xD
Scooby Doo 5000 episodes about supernatural activities. Every week - No Ghosts! Classic!
Never seen a finger with veins ! only Sean could come up with that one !
Sean talking about mustaches made me think "he would make a good Waluigi..."
Or Dr Robotnik
I love when people misrepresent relativity or quantum physics to "prove" whatever hippie horseshit they're into like crystal healing and all that supernatural nonsense
@Mister Physics I think you've been taking too many of those red pills 😂
Calls himself @Mister Physics but doesn't know the difference between the scientific definition of "theory" and the common definition of "theory"?
Seems legit
Mister Physics I want the 60 seconds of my finite life it took to read your drivel back!
@Mister Physics please take your medication
Did Tim write "storm" before or after that ? because he almost copied what Sean said in the beginning about Scooby Doo
The "Ready for This?" live album that Storm first appears on was released in July 2009, and apparently recorded in December 2008, so it definitely predates this recording.
Maybe it was a callback.
"you can't bribe a pigeon" R.I.P. Sean Lock
10:08 WAIT! JUST A GODDAMN! MINUTE!
Was Sean LEFT-HANDED?!?
How did that VERY IMPORTANT detail escape my notice until now??
Credit to E4 for putting the series number and episode number on each clip
I was looking thru all these comments to find what episode that last clips was and you point out something that just went straight over my head I feel so stupid haha thank you
I'd love to be black out drunk with Sean and just trash talk everything. It feels as he is always guarding his tongue when talking because he knows he's on tv.
Have you HEARD his Seal Clubbing bit? 😂
LMAO at Sean's rendition of the football song XDXD
Middle East Enders 😂😂
Oh god.... That conversation about ghosts and bad physics! xD
That lady at the end was so smug and vaugley homophobic that I got both pissed and sad
She was an ignorant idiot, but how exactly was she homophobic?
you must have a good sense of humour 🙄
Lots of people get a bit sad after they've had a few too many drinks.
Still hot, I'd let her shit on my chest.
Mark Henderson that’s all that matters I guess
Have you ever tried to bribe a pigeon?
Yeah I've tried to get it closer so can hit it with something. 😂😂😂😂
Sean is a total genius never fails , :)